00:03No, no, no, no, no. They say it's the same as the distance from the tip of a guy's thumb
00:07to the tip of his index finger.
00:15That's ridiculous.
00:18Can I use either thumb?
00:21All right, don't tell me, don't tell me.
00:25Decaf cappuccino for Joey.
00:29Coffee black, latte, and an iced tea.
00:36I'm pretty good at this.
00:38Excellent.
00:39Good for me.
00:49I have to do it.
00:52Okay, sorry.
00:54Okay, Phoebe?
00:55Yeah, no, I'm just, it's not even worth it. It's my bank.
00:58What did they do to you?
01:00It's not, it's just, okay.
01:01I'm going through my mail, and I open up their monthly, you know, statement.
01:04Easy.
01:07And there's 500 extra dollars in my account.
01:10Oh, Satan's minions at work again?
01:14Yes, because now I have to go down there and deal with them.
01:16What are you talking about? Keep it.
01:18It's not mine.
01:19I didn't earn it.
01:21If I kept it, it would be like stealing.
01:22Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping.
01:27Okay, okay.
01:28Let's say I bought a really great pair of shoes.
01:30Do you know what I'd hear with every step I took?
01:33Not mine, not mine, not mine.
01:35And even if I was happy, okay, and skipping, I'd hear, knock, knock, mine, knock, mine.
01:41We're with you.
01:42We got it.
01:43Okay.
01:44I'd never be able to enjoy it.
01:46It would be like this giant karmic debt.
01:48Taylor, what are you doing?
01:50Hey, what are you doing?
01:54Oh!
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