00:00I've been doing that mahi ever since.
00:01Driving.
00:03You make the decision to not tell anyone.
00:05You were a privileged Pākehā boy with a judge for a mum.
00:08Koei awhina ki te huakinana i te pāakati aki moni.
00:11Ngāri kaha hau ki te tuku te tamo te prihimana.
00:13E ārero teka tā taku matua.
00:15Tai, dua, tori, tīma.
00:18You always have a choice on being a goodie or a baddie.
00:21Āī e tahi wāhi uaua.
00:22Te tīpako i te whiringa.
00:24Keno, te whiringa paerani.
00:27I'm a goodie now!
00:28Sorry!
00:31Yo lady!
00:33Wanna ride?
00:36Hey!
00:37Take this.
00:38I'll be right behind you.
00:40And buckle up.
00:43My son.
00:44My son.
00:45My son.
00:45My son.
00:46My son.
00:47My son.
00:47My son.
00:48My son.
00:58My son.
01:01My son.
01:04And a slbury.
01:06My son.
01:10Yeah!
01:10Yaa!
01:12God damn it!
01:14Fish!
01:14Fish, what's going on?
01:18Shut up, Fish.
01:20Fish, you idiot.
01:22Sorry.
01:22New plan.
01:24The ute.
01:25Let's go!
01:26Yeah!
01:28We're so glad you guys are safe.
01:30Yeah!
01:31What did you say?
01:32They heard us through the safe.
01:35We're pretending to be baddies like you and Jack.
01:38That's right.
01:38All the money is still in the bag.
01:42What?
01:42I can't hear properly because of the explosion.
01:44I can't hear properly because of the explosion!
01:48Who?
01:48Huh?
01:49Huh?
01:50What?
01:51Kill me.
01:53What's your fish?
01:54How?
01:54How do you pull out, Fish?
01:56What's your name?
02:00What?
02:03Why would you do that?
02:05Go to Waka.
02:06Go to Waka.
02:07Go to Waka.
02:08Dispatch to Peripi.
02:09Steph, e Takahe Tourism is happy to send a helicopter.
02:13ETA, 20 minutes.
02:15Eh, Mato.
02:16Pāina mai ki te pātau tukia rāti te kauemai e te i me haura tapitapu maa ke.
02:20Fish!
02:20Nobody cares about your girlfriend!
02:23Ka!
02:24Kuhu māna.
02:25Kuhu mai, Fish.
02:26Nari, mahe au itarau wa.
02:29Ah!
02:31Oh!
02:33Ah!
02:33Ah!
02:33Wāhi oku tērā!
02:34One of the best officers in our district.
02:36Kami!
02:37Get out of the car!
02:39Kia ora!
02:39Two steps.
02:44Ah!
02:49Ah!
02:51Ah!
02:53Hey!
02:54I can hear again.
02:55Yeah, I can!
02:56Wait, wha?
02:57Hey guys?
02:59How do I think you know the chase good?
03:00Hey, guys!
03:01I don't think anyone's chasing us!
03:03That's what I just said!
03:04So....
03:05What would you guys do with the money?
03:07I'd buy the camp.
03:08Why would you buy that dog?
03:09I've had the best time of my life off you guys thanks to that camp.
03:12We could build a mess of forach false things.
03:14Yeah.
03:15Have our own...
03:16personal chef!
03:17Have a bonfire every single night.
03:20A cabin, all to ourselves.
03:22I've never had my own room, let alone a whole cabin.
03:25I guess we're not waiting around for the cops.
03:27Oh, what if we just buried the money
03:29and waited for the baddies to be arrested
03:31and come back for it later?
03:32Burying money will make you crazy.
03:35Crazy Larry will save your soul.
03:42I don't want you to die.
03:43I don't want you to die.
03:44I don't want you to die.
03:45Oh, B, B!
03:46Come on, there's a way out of this.
03:47Hey, my mum is a judge
03:48and she knows how to be in the rules.
03:51Back in!
03:54Oi, this is how you're going to die.
04:00It's just fricking dangerous, bro.
04:03Fishy, fishy.
04:12You don't get in the car right now.
04:14I'm going to take the money off of myself.
04:15You'll be stuck doing these crappy little jobs
04:18for the rest of your life.
04:24Hang.
04:26Fishy, don't!
04:28What are you going to do now?
04:33you're stupid, stupid, stupid psychopath?
04:37Hurry up, move it!
04:41Why'd you throw my dynamite into the bush?
04:44We talked about this like less than an hour ago.
04:46Please don't hurt me!
04:49Wait, that guy out there, he's crazy.
04:51He's obsessed with this money.
04:53I'm scared he might hurt my friends.
04:57What the, Sigma?
04:58There's only room for one obsessed crazy person around here.
05:01Jackie Chan.
05:06Whoa.
05:07Fire, Larry.
05:10Holy hecka, Larry's the lady?
05:13Whoa.
05:13Ah, yeah, that's right.
05:15My bad.
05:16That was to get rid of the baddies, not blow shit up.
05:19Excuse me.
05:20Why did they call you Crazy Larry?
05:22Nomadie Plume.
05:23But that's not a real name.
05:25Throws people off the scent.
05:26My real name's Lynn.
05:27Hmm.
05:28Follow-up question.
05:29Shoot.
05:30How long have you been looking for the gold?
05:32Huh.
05:33Wow.
05:34Settle in for a story.
05:36Yeah.
05:37I'm not searching for gold.
05:41I'm searching for peace.
05:45My great-grandfather paid 100 pounds just to set foot on the soil.
05:51The government called it a poll tax, but I call it theft.
05:56Then when he struck gold, he buried it, left it for me.
06:02So now I'm back to claim what's ours.
06:06So, how long?
06:08I literally just told you.
06:10A little over 15 years.
06:12Crazy story, Crazy Larry in the room.
06:15Man, girl, or girl.
06:19Don't.
06:20Move.
06:22There it is.
06:22Fuck the boss.
06:23Kwa tai mai ngatangata.
06:32There they are.
06:34Let's move.
06:34There's a lot of people here.
06:36Let's go.
06:37Let's go.
06:38Let's go.
06:39Let's go.
06:40Yeah.
06:41So, he's going by Kane now, is he?
06:44He had a nickname, didn't he?
06:45Yeah, Creamy.
06:46Because he used to like cream on his cornflakes instead of milk.
06:50Jigs, you owe me a soda.
06:53Jigs.
06:57Yeah.
06:58Yeah.
06:59Stop!
07:01Jess!
07:02Awful.
07:04He koura mokai.
07:06He koura mokai.
07:14He's gonna have my fingerpins on me.
07:15What are you doing?
07:16We need to help you all.
07:17Oh, I wasn't here.
07:18Yeah.
07:19I remember Creamy saying it wasn't his fault at first.
07:23Then her mum showed up.
07:27She knows how to bend the rules, eh?
07:29Arch!
07:29What are you talking about?
07:31You're a lying scumbag and you keep getting away with shit.
07:34Go away, Naini.
07:36I'm sorry, Naini.
07:37I'm sorry.
07:38I'm sorry.
07:41I'm sorry.
07:42I'm sorry.
07:43I'm sorry.
07:43Don't care.
07:43Chef.
07:44If you don't shut up, I'm gonna knock you out.
07:47You can't do that.
07:48You're a cop.
07:50I'm not a cop.
07:53Okay.
07:54How about, if you don't untie me, I'll call out to them.
07:58you don't let me know.
08:01I'll call out my face, I'll call out my face.
08:03I'll call out my face, I'll call out my face.
08:03I knew you could do it.
08:13I'm sorry.
08:15I'm sorry.
08:17I'm sorry.
08:19What's take it off, Tino?
08:22What?
08:24What?
08:24You can do it.
08:41The engine's over here.
08:43It's different.
08:49Jack, look out!
09:02Go, go, go, Jeff!
09:04We've got to get to the train station!
09:18They're trying to escape!
09:22We've got to get to the train station!
09:24Go!
09:29What's he doing?
09:30Jeff's been a Judas.
09:31You can talk.
09:32You're a low-key Judas.
09:34Do you think we should go and help?
09:42Help the call!
09:44Well, I will have to leave my house
09:46my house with my apartment.
09:48You don't have to leave that house,
09:50not the rich man,
09:50I don't have to die,
09:52but we have to leave that house.
09:53Please, please?
09:55No, it's not.
09:56It's the tourism we can take it.
10:05That was the wrong move, Rooki.
10:08Yes, this was the wrong move.
10:16There, there, fish. Let me out, let me out.
10:19Fish!
10:20Fish!
10:36If I'm going bad, I'm going on my own.
10:37If I'm going bad, I'm going on my own.
10:40Fish, you stupid idiot! Let me out! Let me out!
10:44Fish!
10:45Fish!
10:48Karehi putanga mou, King.
10:51Mahoe katoa o tangata i akoe.
10:54Ko tahi ana ke te mutinga mou.
10:57Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
11:02Mairaan o toku orana.
11:04O whakahao ni au pene i a apropira.
11:07Jack! Wait!
11:09I'm on your team, brother. Come on.
11:11Just share. Just share.
11:13Like I'm the rotten one trying to make everyone else around me rotten.
11:19Dangari.
11:21It's not me.
11:23It's everyone else around me!
11:26Na te hopuni, na te ne finua, na uoki.
11:30Hey, day, day, day!
11:32Hey!
11:34Hey!
11:35Hey!
11:36Hey!
11:51It's payback.
11:53Payback for the time I've spent trying to make you all believe that I'm not running!
12:05I'm not going to die, King, but the expectation to do something bad, it's not going to die.
12:17Hold on, suckers!
12:19Wait, there was only one baddie. Where's the lead baddie?
12:46Oh, no.
12:47Oh, no.
12:52Oh, no.
13:05What do you think scary about a cop is a uniform?
13:08And you ain't got one.
13:10Yeah, well, I got an auntie who loves me.
13:16I'm not very good at insults.
13:18You alright?
13:19Ow!
13:28Ow!
13:30Ow!
13:31Ow!
13:34Ow!
13:36Ow!
13:38Ow!
13:40Help me!
13:41I don't chew a shit!
13:43Is that Captain Atatracuse?
13:45Yeah!
13:46What's she doing?
13:47I'm not a f***ing commissator, Charlie.
13:49Use your damn eyes.
13:50Sorry, Judas, but I'm legally blinded with all my glasses.
13:54He's brave-ass.
13:56Aye.
13:56He wasn't in my ear.
13:58You want a f***y?
13:59How about a call for a f***?
14:01Whoa!
14:03Yes!
14:11Hold straight.
14:14Emoe.
14:15Get him!
14:26We've got this fire!
14:28It's comfortable, Anaru.
14:29You little brothers!
14:33This is Jeff Sanders.
14:35I need immediate evac from Camp Halliwell.
14:38He's not getting away from me this time, Matua.
14:40Jeff Sanders!
14:48Yes!
14:49Let's go!
14:50Woo!
15:08We're actually doing it!
15:09We're doing it!
15:10It's working!
15:11I don't understand.
15:12Why can't Jack's dad drive?
15:13Has he got shot in the leg?
15:15I didn't get shot in the leg, okay?
15:16I just got injured really bad.
15:18Oh!
15:18So like a dead leg?
15:19No, it's a bit worse than that.
15:20But can we just all focus and concentrate on the road, okay?
15:24So what we're going to do now is we're going to change up to the fourth gear.
15:28Tank, I need you to take your foot off the gas.
15:31And don't forget to push down the clutch.
15:33Or else the engine will stall.
15:34Yeah, good mate.
15:35Good mate.
15:36Are we ready?
15:37And one, two, three.
15:40Oh, Jack, more gas, more gas!
15:43Got it, got it, got it!
15:43Got it, got it.
15:44Get trying off.
15:45Driving stick is easy.
15:47Can we turn on the siren?
15:48Yeah, good idea, good idea.
15:50What's that noise?
15:51The siren!
15:52Replete dog!
15:52No.
15:53It kind of sounds like...
15:55On a hill?
15:56Hey mate!
15:58Stop right now!
16:01Hey mate!
16:02Pull over!
16:02Come on!
16:09Damn it!
16:14Jack, me naku koe te ra!
16:16He hapanga nui e haere ake nei!
16:20Oi, Winnie!
16:22Not letting you back in here, Shane!
16:25Me pahe ke koe ki te o mai mua i te tainga mai o ngapringi, Winnie.
16:28Toka hai e tapa.
16:31Engari.
16:32E kore koe e tae te aukati i au ki te tango mai tērā nōku.
16:43On me g inverti!
16:46Oohh!
16:51Ongi!
16:52Wkwkwkw va behrkwkut ni nous atisuy forgiveness?
16:58Ja Subscribe!
17:02Ongi!
17:18There they are, tank, brake.
17:22Why is the man on the track?
17:23Can we radio the train?
17:25The radio is busted.
17:26Then what do we do?
17:32Jeff!
17:33Don't worry about Kane.
17:34Fine, Jack.
17:40Jack!
17:41Jack!
17:43Wake up!
17:50Jack!
17:53Jack!
17:55Forget it.
17:55Go around the other side.
17:58Keep going, go!
18:00Jack!
18:03Wake up, we're in!
18:04I can't move it.
18:06Jack, wake up!
18:08Jack, come on, quick.
18:10There's a train coming, quick.
18:12Jack, wake up!
18:14Wake up!
18:14Wake up!
18:18Jack!
18:20Jack, wake up!
18:23Jack's in!
18:24No!
18:33Wake up!
18:38Wake up!
18:41Jack!
18:45Wake up!
18:47Wake up!
18:53Jack!
18:55Jack.
18:57Wake up.
18:58Eew!
19:00Jack.
19:02Neha ana.
19:06Nehaere atua.
19:08Nehaere?
19:10Nehaere atua, Jack.
19:14Nehaere ite.
19:15Nehaere.
19:17Nehaere au, I au.
19:19Ano i kone.
19:21I au me taku mātua.
19:25Kaori kino i ngā wākatoa.
19:27Kaori paimunga mo.
19:29Kotawa i ate tini maiki.
19:33Nehaere nona te he.
19:41Kaori.
19:44I love you, bro.
19:46I love you too, bro.
19:54Kaori.
19:56Mikey!
19:59Dad!
20:01Dad!
20:10Jack!
20:11Jack!
20:13Jack!
20:16Jack!
20:19Jack!
20:19Jack!
20:20Jack!
20:21Jack!
20:26Kareem.
20:28I'm arresting you for aggravated robbery, theft of security van, unlawful detention, making
20:34threats, obstructing police, reckless endangerment and conspiracy.
20:40Koe nā naki.
20:43Does saving Jack's life count for anything?
20:46I'll make sure it's in the report.
20:49Jack!
20:52Koe nā kwon.
20:55Later, Jackie Chan.
21:02Alright. Let's get all your kids home, eh?
21:08What about Tank?
21:18Wow.
21:20What are you doing?
21:23My own room!
21:33So, you know any good places to eat?
21:35I prefer to eat on most nights. Vegetarian is safest.
21:39Good tip.
21:53I'm trying to take back something else known for me.
21:59Not all of the culprits have been detained after the shocking events at Camp Halliwell.
22:04That's right. Local Judge Diane Sanders and her son Jeff are currently under investigation.
22:09Crazy.
22:10I know, that's wild.
22:11The most wild thing.
22:13For our next adventure, we are bandmates.
22:17Oh, how about The Lone Rules?
22:20Oh, yeah.
22:21Dynamite. Like dynamite but wolfmates?
22:24Yeah. Hyro, Pip and the escape artists.
22:28Wait. I've got it. I've got it. How about...
22:34What's the last two?
22:37I know.
22:38Oh, God.
22:41I know.
22:49Oh, yeah.
22:55Oh, man.
22:56Oh, yeah.
22:56Okay.
22:56Oh, yeah.
22:56Oh, yeah.
22:57Oh, yeah.
22:58Oh, yeah.
23:02Oh, yeah.
23:11No shit.
23:19Good day, real.
23:21Dead talkie.
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