00:0130 seconds and quickly explain the how did this come up anyway the the how did the dave the dwarf
00:09story come up and just for those that don't know dave the dwarf uh the the long time uh dwarf
00:15on
00:15the mj morning show he's kind of you know semi-retired these days uh living out in i think
00:20auburndale yeah i think that's where he is so tell the story quickly so we're just talking about i
00:26don't know how we were talking about it or how the context came around but when we and my wife
00:30and i
00:30got married we're planning a wedding and i had very little to do with the wedding i just really
00:34had to show up and that's about it but the one suggestion i had was for a ring bearer because
00:41you know you have the flower girl and you have a ring bearer in traditional weddings and you know
00:46we were probably as honky-ish and traditional-ish as they come uh honky-ish yeah you had a honky
00:54wedding
00:54i mean just a generic you know like the generic white person wedding where it's like kind of just
00:59like a boring procession of why do you why do you have to turn this into a racial thing i'm
01:03just
01:03saying i mean everyone knows what i'm talking about now a honky white person everybody knows what i'm
01:07talking about just a generic honky wedding anyway how about a cracker wedding i said i was like you
01:13know what would really be great and she says what if we had the dwarf as the ring bearer he'd
01:20be in
01:21all the photos you know it would be great yeah this is more than 30 seconds by the way and
01:27and
01:28she absolutely was against it i mean the whole family again absolutely gonna turn our wedding
01:33into a circus a mockery side show mockery is a good word this isn't a bit when we get married
01:40blah blah
01:40blah turning our wedding into a radio stunt and it just maybe could light some disney dresses on fire
01:47and maybe burned out a van in the parking lot with a turkey if i could i would
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