00:00First day in the USA
00:01Dude, dude, dude, that guy has a gun on him. Should we hide? Should we run?
00:05Bro, relax, relax. This is Texas. That's normal.
00:09Is he really allowed to walk around like that?
00:11Of course. Freedom.
00:13Jesus.
00:14One week in the US.
00:15Oh my God. They even have a gun section at the supermarket?
00:19Why would anybody need so many guns for?
00:21You never know what could happen.
00:22You gotta be ready to protect your family.
00:24Protect from what?
00:25Criminals, the government, North Koreans.
00:28One month in the US.
00:32What was that?
00:33Dude, take it easy. That was just a car backfiring.
00:37Any crazy person in this country can have a gun.
00:39How can you ever be at ease?
00:41Well, you can be at ease if you have a gun.
00:44I've read there's like two mass shootings a day.
00:46How can you ever feel safe?
00:48I'm telling you. That's why you need a gun.
00:50And don't let people fool you.
00:51Don't forget, guns don't kill people. People kill people.
00:54Yeah, crazy people.
00:56Man, you don't get it.
00:57You're an immigrant.
00:58Six months in the US.
01:00Hey you.
01:00Give me your wallet.
01:01But I only have $10.
01:02That's all I need.
01:04There.
01:06Oh, if you think about it, it totally makes sense to get a gun in the States.
01:10I mean, everybody already has a gun.
01:13How else am I going to defend myself?
01:14One year in the US.
01:16Oh, this feels really good.
01:18Are you really sure you want to get that one?
01:19I bought a gun like that for my baby girl once.
01:21You're kidding, right?
01:22No, she goes to public schools.
01:24She needs a gun more than we do.
01:25That's so fucked up.
01:26Freedom ain't free.
01:27Ten years in the US.
01:29So, this is my bedroom.
01:30These are all my babies.
01:31This one is my favorite.
01:33Mr. Ronald Reagan.
01:34Wow.
01:35I think you have enough guns now, no?
01:36What?
01:37That's what the communists want you to think.
01:39You never can have enough guns.
01:41Guns are freedom.
01:43God bless America.
01:46First day in the USA.
01:48America.
01:49Land of the free.
01:50Finally out of socialist Europe.
01:52One week in the US.
01:54Wow, houses here are so much bigger.
01:56Yep.
01:56And for just $350,000, one of these can be yours.
01:59What?
02:00That's so cheap.
02:01Really?
02:01Yeah, absolutely.
02:02And real estate's a safe investment.
02:04Prices never go down around here.
02:05Pause.
02:06Sign me up.
02:07How can you even build so cheap?
02:09One month in the US.
02:10Oh, wow.
02:11Those woodworks look amazing.
02:13Why don't we build like that in Europe?
02:15One year in the US.
02:16Good day, Mr. Mueller.
02:18You haven't paid your property taxes.
02:20What?
02:20Property tax?
02:21Every year, you need to pay 2% of your home's value in property taxes.
02:262%?
02:26Are you kidding me?
02:27That's like 10 times more than in Germany.
02:30That's like $600 a month for property tax?
02:33Hmm, you're quite good at math.
02:35Suspicious.
02:36If I have to pay so much tax, why would I even buy a house?
02:39I bought a house to not pay rent.
02:41Now I have to pay rent to the government?
02:43Yes, correct.
02:44Land of the free my ass.
02:47Where does all the tax money go anyway?
02:48My salary.
02:50Five years in the US.
02:51Holy shit.
02:52My house.
02:53Oh, thank God.
02:54I have fire insurance.
02:55Actually, you don't.
02:56Your fire insurance policy gets cancelled every summer.
02:59Because that's when the fires happen.
03:00What?
03:01Ho ho ho.
03:04Seven years in the US.
03:05Looks even better than before.
03:07If you get knocked down, you just got to get back up.
03:1010 years in the
03:20You didn't pay your property taxes last year. I'm here to collect
03:29First day in the USA
03:33Damn dangerous. Hey you get off my property dude. I almost got hit by a car. Why are there no
03:39sidewalks here?
03:40You've got three seconds to get off my lawn
03:42Oh shit one week in the US. Oh what the next supermarket is a 40 minute walk away. Are you
03:47kidding me?
03:47I don't want to take the bus every few days to go grocery shopping. It's so inefficient. One month in
03:52the US. No sidewalks
03:53No public buses. No closed supermarket. Now I have to sit in traffic for a bottle of milk
03:58How can you live like this? One year in the US. Maybe driving isn't so bad after all. You can
04:03go wherever you want. There's a cup holder
04:06What the?
04:07Hey you get out of the way. You're blocking traffic. Quoi? Pardon monsieur. There is no sidewalk here. Get a
04:13car dumbass
04:14But I like walking
04:16F***ing gay euros
04:1710 years in the US. You want to hit the gym? Sure. Actually my gym is across the street. You
04:22can use one of my guest passes
04:23Awesome. I'll just quickly grab the car. You want to ride? Nah, man. I'm gonna take my own car. I
04:27don't want to walk back
04:28I am. This is great, man. I wish I had time to walk more often. Yeah, man. The gym is
04:33the best place to walk. Hell yeah
04:36First day in the USA. Hey, how are you doing, buddy? Hey, bro. What are you doing? What do you
04:40mean?
04:40You can't drink alcohol in public. What? Why not? Duh, because it's illegal. Really? One week in the US.
04:47I can't believe that you're not allowed to enjoy beer in a park here. That doesn't make any sense. It's
04:51such repression
04:52I thought this is the land of the free. No way I'm following this rule. One month in the US
04:57Dude, I told you last time you can't drink in public. So nobody can see it. Everybody knows what's in
05:03there. This is ridiculous
05:04What kind of freedom is this? Why am I supposed to drink it in a dark alleyway and feeling like
05:09a junkie?
05:09I just want to enjoy a beer in nature. You Europeans and your weird ideas of freedom. Nature. What a
05:15gay way of saying the woods
05:16One year in the US. Hey, mister. Can I have one of those beers?
05:20Yeah, sure. Just make sure not to drink it outside. Yeah. Awesome. Thanks, mister
05:25Sir, you just committed a crime. What? I'm not even drinking. No, you just supplied alcohol to a minor. That
05:31guy
05:32He's clearly older than 18. Look at his mustache. He even had a gun. You're allowed to carry a gun
05:36after 18 years old in America
05:37Alcohol is 21. You are under arrest. You've got to be kidding me. Ten years in the US
05:43I kind of miss Europe. Good old times of drinking without thinking. It's so stressful here. Illegal. Legal. Illegal.
05:50Hey, buddy
05:52Illegal. You're under arrest. Oh, come on, man. Land of the free my ass. Let's go
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