00:00Ah, fellow Aryan, welcome!
00:02People call me that sometimes, but you?
00:05You know, Indians are the original Aryans, right?
00:07What?
00:07You know, thousands of years ago, Aryans were the group that lived in India.
00:10The word Aryan comes from Sanskrit language.
00:12You've gotta be kidding me!
00:14So the FĂŒhrer not only stole the swastika, but also the Aryan name from India?
00:20No wonder we lost the word! Such bad karma!
00:23So, where's this U-Bahn station German tax money paid for?
00:26If I can't use it for free, there's gonna be big trouble!
00:32Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye!
00:34What's going on over here?
00:36I haven't seen this much chaos since the opening of Berlin Airport!
00:40What do you mean I can't ride for free?
00:42I paid for this! I'm a German taxpayer!
00:45Hey, I have that same stand at home!
00:48What? They're selling 100-year-old sewing machines with 5 years of warranty?
00:53Haha, amazing!
00:56Is that a public toilet? For free?
01:01Unbelievable!
01:02Even Indians have enough money for free public toilets!
01:06Now I'm kinda jealous, man!
01:08Ooh, nice!
01:09Hey, bro!
01:09Manners!
01:10What do you mean?
01:12It's your left hand!
01:13You don't know how to use your toilet hand to eat!
01:15No, I wash my hands every time after the Berlin!
01:17You smell!
01:18Eh!
01:18It doesn't matter how much you wash, it's still your poop hand, okay?
01:23Well, more for me!
01:25I don't know why people keep saying that the smell is so bad in India!
01:28It smells better than Berlin!
01:30No way!
01:31They have those bring-your-own-bags, zero-waste-hip-so shops in India?
01:34I didn't know Indian merchants are so sustainable!
01:37Awesome!
01:38So apparently, the Indian stare is as legendary as the German one!
01:43Hey you!
01:44Give me your best stare!
01:50Amazing!
01:51Not a single train is delayed!
01:52Did never see that in Germany!
01:5510 cents for a one-hour train ride?
01:58Finally, some reasonable prices to make people use public transport!
02:02You even get fresh air while riding here!
02:05Fresh is relative, I guess!
02:13Alright, you win!
02:14Whatever!
02:16Amazing!
02:17Thank you!
02:17Thank you!
02:18He didn't even ask for fun!
02:19How is he gonna make sure I bring it back, though?
02:22Whoa!
02:23They have jet sprays on the toilet here!
02:25Nice!
02:27It's official!
02:28Indians are more civilized than Germans now!
02:30Thanks!
02:31Here's a cup bag!
02:32You don't want it?
02:33It's a single-use ceramic cup?
02:35You guys have too much money!
02:37What?
02:37How can it be cheaper to make a new one than to wash it?
02:40Just when I started thinking India is becoming sustainable!
02:43Can I take a picture with you?
02:44Yeah, sure!
02:45Look at that!
02:48For 20 years, I've been separating my trash into seven different categories!
02:54For what?
02:55One square meter here just canceled my entire childhood!
03:00And people back home really think we make a difference using paper straws and all that!
03:04What?
03:06What?
03:07What?
03:07What?
03:08What?
03:0820 cents for a bag of chips?
03:11How can it be so cheap?
03:13You're still making a profit?
03:15Wait a second!
03:16With the new Europe-India trade agreement, I can start an import-export business!
03:21I'm gonna be rich!
03:23Hey!
03:24Can I get a picture with you?
03:26Of course!
03:28Wow!
03:29I didn't know I have so many fans in India!
03:34Hey!
03:35What's your favorite video of mine?
03:37Video?
03:38What video?
03:38Well, that's why you wanted to take a picture!
03:40You're a subscriber, no?
03:42No, I just wanted to click a picture with a white guy!
03:44I'll post on Insta, no?
03:45What?
03:46Yeah!
03:47I'll post!
03:47I'll tag you!
03:56Woo!
03:57Thank you!
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