00:00Wow, such a mystic fog. You can really sense the spirituality in the end.
00:04Bro, mystic fog? That's smog.
00:06You should wear a mask if you don't want to die of lung cancer.
00:09You're joking, right?
00:11Dude, that guy over there tried to clean my ear in the middle of the street.
00:14Did you do it?
00:16No!
00:16Are you crazy?
00:17When's the last time you cleaned your ear?
00:19I don't know.
00:20See? He's a smart businessman. He knows you.
00:22Dude, it's worse than I thought. Air quality index is showing 390.
00:27That's as bad as smoking 30 cigarettes a day just by breathing.
00:31Well, if that's the case, we might as well just smoke them.
00:34It's probably healthier than breathing.
00:36You're not wrong, I guess.
00:38Hey, today's the Independence Day from the British here.
00:41Hell yeah, it is. We have that in America, too.
00:47Wow, cookies here are 30 cents. That's like 10 times cheaper than in America.
00:54Crazy, and they're still making profit. How does that even make sense?
00:57The corporations are really ripping us off in America.
01:00It smells kind of moldy in here.
01:02Yeah, you're right. Let me open a window.
01:04No, no, wait. What's safer to breathe? Mold or poisonous smog?
01:10Mold.
01:11God, this guy. Who is this guy? Why is he on everything?
01:15He's here, too.
01:16Hey, man, you can take up the mask now. We're indoors.
01:18You think the air cares about staying outside?
01:21Oh, come on, dude. Jesus Christ.
01:24Really?
01:25Better safe than sorry.
01:26What's the holdup? Is there a traffic jam?
01:28Looks like there's a cow block on the road.
01:30What? A cow?
01:31In the middle of a city?
01:33Yeah, it must have escaped.
01:34Hey, driver, do you have a number for an animal shelter or something?
01:36Hey, is this vegan?
01:39Why can no one here give me a straight answer?
01:41What does this mean?
01:43It means yes.
01:44And what means no?
01:46You just did the same thing.
01:48Maybe.
01:49You've got to be kidding me.
01:51At least Indian drivers don't have to worry about AI.
01:54No amount of AI is going to make it in this traffic.
01:57Now he's selling gold. Who is this guy?
02:01Oh, wow. This tastes nothing like Indian food in Europe.
02:04It's so good. It's a lot more spicy, though.
02:06I feel like I'm eating fire.
02:08Look at the back of the trucks. They all say blow horn.
02:10Yeah, they want you to let them know that you're passing.
02:12But why? You don't need to make noise.
02:13We do that in America without a sound.
02:15I think Indians are just more sonar.
02:18You know, in Germany we have rules.
02:20In India you have sound.
02:21That's cool, like dolphins in cars.
02:23Yeah, it's a communication system.
02:25Can I sit there?
02:27Yeah, sure.
02:28Can I take a picture with you?
02:30Hey, I think there's certain free food over there.
02:34Do you want to get some?
02:34No way.
02:35I don't even trust people in America.
02:37A German would never say no to a free meal.
02:39Hey, leave some for me.
02:41Bro, it's for four people.
02:42There he is again.
02:43He's all over the place.
02:45He sells steel.
02:46Apollo steel.
02:47Who is this guy?
02:49Amazing.
02:49You could just buy guns on the street here.
02:51Just like in America.
02:52You don't even need a license?
02:54Amazing.
02:58It's crazy.
02:59I can't go anywhere without people wanting to take pictures with me.
03:02Oh, cool.
03:03Finally, Starbucks.
03:04Oh, bro.
03:05I don't think you can go inside.
03:07What?
03:07This is crazy.
03:08What is this?
03:09Are the liberals here?
03:10Okay, you stay outside.
03:11I still can't believe they let him roam free.
03:14This is dangerous.
03:17Who's going to clean up your mess?
03:20There is no future.
03:21There is no past.
03:23There is only you.
03:25He's right, you know.
03:26We all should live more in the here and now.
03:28That's the typical mantra of the unemployed.
03:31Hey, did you know that India has a space program?
03:33You mean like a program to create space for people?
03:36No, like outer space.
03:37Space shuttles.
03:39Does the space shuttle have a horn as well?
03:42Probably.
03:42Hey, man.
03:43You want to give these poor people some money?
03:45You have a dollar?
03:46Why?
03:46Good karma.
03:47We in India.
03:48Come on, man.
03:49That's just a system in bed to teach poor people to be nice to rich people.
03:53Karma.
03:54Hey, let's take the bus to the center.
03:56Dude, you're crazy.
03:57I'm not getting on that death slut.
03:58What?
03:58Why not?
03:59Dude, there's nothing about that thing that says safety.
04:01Let's just take an Uber.
04:02I'll pay for it.
04:03Man, if you want to travel environmentally friendly, you got to take public transport.
04:08There's nothing in this city that says environmentally friendly.
04:10Listen to that horn.
04:11I'm not getting on that thing.
04:13There's nothing we can do about the environment.
04:14Everybody thinks like that.
04:15Humanity is doomed.
04:17Good.
04:17At least we'll die with everyone else instead of before them.
04:20And we're going to save money with the bus.
04:22Just five cents, man.
04:23Mmm.
04:24The combination of spices to use is amazing.
04:27It's so intense.
04:28Everything.
04:29I agree.
04:31Actually, I use the toilet.
04:32Don't have an Indian stomach yet, huh?
04:34No, I think you got to hurt it.
04:35I'm going to go start hurting now.
04:37There he is again.
04:39This guy sells everything.
04:41Even bags of cement.
04:46Yo, I don't think we can trust the toilet paper over here.
04:49You got to use the jet spray.
04:51Jet spray?
04:52I want to clean my butt, not an airplane.
04:54No, the thing next to the toilet.
04:56Oh, this thing?
04:58No way.
04:58I used this earlier to clean the floor.
05:00No, it's a bidet, bro.
05:03This is way too strong.
05:04I want to wash the outside of my butt, not the inside of my body.
05:07You got to be more open-minded.
05:09Just try it.
05:10Ah, it's burning my ass!
05:12Why is it boiling hot?
05:16Man, look at all these cables.
05:18It's so complicated.
05:19You got to be the best electricians in the world to put these things up.
05:23I can't eat Indian food anymore.
05:25I need something Western.
05:26Yeah.
05:26Hey, can I get a pizza, please?
05:28Dude, you're going to pay $8 for a pizza here?
05:31I'm at a broke and starving, man.
05:32Thanks.
05:34Hey, that's not a pizza.
05:36What is this?
05:37I've never had a pizza that upset me this much before.
05:39I'm not going to pay for this.
05:40There's that guy again.
05:42Doesn't this guy have, like, any morality?
05:44He'll sell anything.
05:50Hey, did you know that the most expensive private home is here in India?
05:55No way.
05:56Yeah, that building over there costs $1 billion.
06:00What?
06:00That's crazy.
06:01Even billionaires can't get out of India.
06:07Wow.
06:08They make really everything out of cows.
06:09Of course.
06:10Cows are holy.
06:11Dude, this juice is literally cow urine.
06:14No way.
06:15Give me that.
06:16You want a great pea?
06:17It's holy pea.
06:19Besides, you can't judge what you haven't tried.
06:21Oh, the train network here is huge.
06:23They not only have first class here, there's seven more classes?
06:27Seven classes?
06:28They have more classes of trains than America has trains.
06:31Let's treat ourselves and get first class.
06:33It's just $5.
06:35Huh?
06:35This looks good on you.
06:37You totally look like a local now.
06:39Alright, then I'll get it.
06:41I can't believe first class was sold out already.
06:44Regular class is fine, no?
06:45I mean, it's just a one hour train ride.
06:47Wait, how much was it?
06:48It's 10 cents each?
06:5010 rupees per person?
06:52Dude, that's scary.
06:53I can't even get oat milk added to my cappuccino for 10 cents.
06:56What does that mean about this train?
06:58Man, being local sucks.
07:00When I was white, people were nice to me.
07:02Now I'm treated like everybody else.
07:04Now I know why it's just 10 cents.
07:07I don't even have windows here.
07:11I thought America was the land of the free.
07:13This is real freedom.
07:15Man, this is really amazing.
07:16We're so lucky to be here on such a special day.
07:19No, no.
07:20They do this every evening at sunset.
07:22It's a ceremony to thank the river gods for giving life.
07:26Every day?
07:27That's crazy.
07:28They're so grateful for things here.
07:30It's not like in America.
07:31The only time we're thankful is once a year during Thanksgiving.
07:34They're such selfish and ungrateful bastards.
07:38Man, it's crazy.
07:40Even though it's busy and crowded and polluted,
07:43people are still really nice to each other and kind.
07:45It's all karma, bro.
07:47I think I'm going to miss being treated like a celebrity.
07:49It's kind of nice.
07:50It is.
07:51But after this, I'm going to need a vacation from my vacation.
07:54100%.
07:55One and a half a week of»,
07:55point.
07:55Is.
07:55One, two, three, four?
07:59Is.
08:00You
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