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00:00:13Oh, yeah.
00:00:38Oh, that's gorgeous.
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00:02:35Freeze!
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00:08:28Hey, somebody's coming.
00:08:30This had better be the money.
00:08:32What about the chopper?
00:08:34I don't hear no chopper.
00:08:35Yeah, Huey, Leon, stay sharp.
00:08:49I'm going to slice myself up a bad man.
00:08:57Where'd he go?
00:08:58Damn it!
00:08:58We're in trouble.
00:08:59Cover the hall!
00:09:00Done.
00:09:02I don't like this.
00:09:29I don't like this.
00:09:38All right.
00:09:39Throw down your weapons or we throw out our body.
00:09:56Okay, pig.
00:09:58That's six.
00:10:00Now you're all mine.
00:10:19If you're going to come to school, punk, you better learn how to count.
00:10:34Oh, hell.
00:10:35You of all people.
00:10:37Miss Wolfe, do you have any idea what the penalty is for hitting an FBI agent in the nose?
00:10:43How would you like a bust in the mouth?
00:10:50I like it.
00:10:51I like it.
00:10:53I like it.
00:11:00Is that your gun?
00:11:02Holy, just glad to see me.
00:11:04I think it's my gun.
00:11:11I don't know.
00:11:18Hmm.
00:11:27Hmm.
00:11:36Good morning.
00:11:38Good morning.
00:11:52That was some bust last evening.
00:11:55Really, I thought you'd gotten used to it by now.
00:11:58I'm talking about the school.
00:12:01Oh.
00:12:02Well, then, on behalf of the police department, I thank you.
00:12:07Well, then, on behalf of the U.S. government, I accept your thanks.
00:12:20Yes?
00:12:21Yes, this is Wolf.
00:12:24What?
00:12:26How bad?
00:12:29Okay.
00:12:31Thanks.
00:12:31I'll be right down.
00:12:33What's up?
00:12:35It's Rob.
00:12:36He's been wounded.
00:12:37Let's go.
00:12:51This is off limits.
00:12:52Who are you?
00:12:53I'm a policewoman.
00:12:54This is my brother.
00:12:55I'll give you one minute while we get him ready for surgery.
00:12:57I have no idea why this man is still alive.
00:12:58Angel.
00:13:00Rob, it's me.
00:13:02I'm here.
00:13:03Angel.
00:13:04My hand.
00:13:07The devil.
00:13:09He exists.
00:13:11The eye knows where.
00:13:13Find him, kid.
00:13:16Find him and get him.
00:13:19Rob.
00:13:20What?
00:13:21Rob?
00:13:21I don't understand.
00:13:26Nurse.
00:13:27We're starting CPR.
00:13:29You value this man's life.
00:13:30Now's the time to leave.
00:13:36Bye, Robbie.
00:13:52He's just a damn rookie.
00:13:54He doesn't even know the score yet.
00:13:56Say it happened in a robbery.
00:13:58Jewelry store down in Chinatown.
00:14:00Six dead, including a trio of trick-or-treaters who have everyone guessing.
00:14:05Lee Chuck.
00:14:07Where in the hell did you get this?
00:14:09Rob gave it to me.
00:14:11Now this is beginning to make sense.
00:14:12What are you talking about?
00:14:14I'm talking about international terrorism, mass murder, and a legend of supernatural horror
00:14:18that goes back over 200 years.
00:14:20What does this have to do with my brother?
00:14:22Legend has it that Lee Chuck sold his soul to the devil for immortality.
00:14:26They called him Satan's hatchet man, obligated to send his master a soul at least once every
00:14:3124 hours.
00:14:32I still don't understand what you're driving at.
00:14:34Don't you see there's a new Lee Chuck?
00:14:36Well, if you buy the story, the guy's still alive.
00:14:38He's been reported at every major disaster of the last century.
00:14:41Chicago Fire, Titanic, Hiroshima, Jonestown, you name him.
00:14:45Sounds like he's way ahead of his quota.
00:14:47It doesn't work that way.
00:14:48He can kill a thousand people in one day, but he still has to kill again the next.
00:14:51What if he...
00:14:52Craps out.
00:14:53He doesn't deliver.
00:14:55And the devil still collects.
00:14:58But it's Lee Chuck who will pay.
00:15:01What's this new Lee Chuck up to?
00:15:04In a minute.
00:15:04We're here.
00:15:05Where's here?
00:15:06Scene of the crime.
00:15:12I'll catch up with you inside.
00:15:23You.
00:15:24Well, if it isn't Miss Lady Cop Hero.
00:15:28Thanks to your meddling, I'm taking all the heat from the top brass.
00:15:31Hand it, Prager.
00:15:32You know the chief doesn't like to be kept waiting.
00:15:35This isn't over yet, Wonder Woman.
00:15:40I'm sorry about that, Miss Wolfe.
00:15:42Not your fault, Robinson.
00:15:44I'd like to know who gave that weasel a badge.
00:15:47I don't know.
00:15:48But I don't think he'll have it for long.
00:15:50The word's out that Prager's heading for the big fall downtown.
00:15:53Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
00:15:56What the hell's he doing on this case anyhow?
00:15:58I don't know.
00:16:00Really don't.
00:16:02Well, good evening.
00:16:03Oh, and watch yourself in there.
00:16:06The lights are dead and the place is a wreck.
00:16:09Thanks.
00:16:31The lights are dead and the lights are dead and they're dead and they're dead and they're dead and they're
00:16:42dead and they're dead and they're dead and they're dead and they're dead and they're dead and they're dead and
00:16:48they're dead and they're dead and they're dead and they're dead and they're dead and they're dead and they're dead
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00:16:51they're dead and they're dead and they're dead and they're dead and they're dead and they're dead and they're dead
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00:17:20ORGAN PLAYS
00:17:37ORGAN PLAYS
00:18:02GOOD EVENING
00:18:15ALL RIGHT, SO I GOOFED.
00:18:16I MENT TO WARN YOU.
00:18:17THE BUREAU HAD TO RECRUIT SOME HELP FROM HONG KONG IN THIS CASE,
00:18:19AND I SHOULD'VE TOLD YOU.
00:18:21Just a little oversight, I'm sure.
00:18:25Yeah.
00:18:26Well, now that we're all relaxed,
00:18:29may I formally introduce my friend, Inspector Charles Chang?
00:18:34You've got to be kidding.
00:18:37Inscutable father play bad practical joke, to be sure.
00:18:41Yeah, well, anyway, Charlie over here is checking out those Cape loonies.
00:18:45Chess man.
00:18:46Devil's messenger sent from Lee Chuck.
00:18:49Lee Chuck again?
00:18:51What's he after so bad that people have to die?
00:18:54Undoubtedly, Eye of Avatar.
00:18:57Chuck has one.
00:18:58He needs other.
00:19:00You see, in time before history,
00:19:03there were two matching pair of extraordinary jewels
00:19:07cut by Dragon God to store his strength and power.
00:19:11Then, in great conflict, only half remembered,
00:19:16his eyes were separated.
00:19:17Now, each alone has many awesome properties.
00:19:23But, it is said, he who brings both together again shall rule as Dragon God.
00:19:33You don't really believe any of this.
00:19:36Well, not entirely, but there is certainly someone causing trouble.
00:19:40Now, Charlie here thinks it's all tied in with his new cult on Golgatha.
00:19:44You've heard, of course, you've heard of Dr. Sindhu?
00:19:47The religious honcho.
00:19:49The very same.
00:19:49Now, it seems he bought himself an island somewhere in the Pacific.
00:19:52Built a fortress on it, rules like a king.
00:19:55And you think that the Sindhu is somehow linked to Lee Chuck?
00:19:59You got it.
00:20:00And the jewels?
00:20:02The eyes of Avatar?
00:20:04If Chuck has one,
00:20:07who has the other?
00:20:09I wish I knew.
00:20:11See you Jack of Aftergmental.
00:20:12You have to read theから of Julia Hill yesterday.
00:20:33I wish I knew it.
00:20:36This is Trevor.
00:20:36I wish I knew his While Warren back when you were born.
00:20:39It was about 150 years old.
00:20:40But, I systems.
00:20:40What happened to your mouse?
00:20:40The first is Ricola.20ia.
00:20:40It was fiction
00:21:11He's dead, isn't he?
00:21:25The devil, he exists.
00:21:30The eye knows where.
00:21:34Find him, kid.
00:21:37Find him, get him.
00:21:39Take it easy, will you?
00:21:41What haven't you told me about Sindhu?
00:21:43None of your business.
00:21:46You're persistent, I give you that.
00:21:48It's a cop in me. Now give!
00:21:50All right, all right.
00:21:51We think he's building an army of trained assassins.
00:21:55Terrorists.
00:21:55Brainwashed to respond to his every whim.
00:21:57He selects only perfect specimens
00:21:59recruited from all parts of the globe.
00:22:01Now will you give me a hand?
00:22:05Cute, real cute.
00:22:06You like it?
00:22:07Now listen to me.
00:22:08He baits the hook by sponsoring competitions on his island.
00:22:11You know, win a big prize, cruise to paradise, that sort of thing.
00:22:14The entrants are the only outsiders ever to make it to his empire.
00:22:18But they're never told it's just a one-way trip.
00:22:21Well, I'm going.
00:22:24They've got a temple in Chinatown.
00:22:26I'm going to sign up there.
00:22:27It's not that easy, hot shot.
00:22:29Well, I'll find a way.
00:22:31Look, he only accepts entrants in groups of three.
00:22:33Makes it easier to expose the spy.
00:22:34So, he wants a trio.
00:22:38Yeah, he's into that sort of thing.
00:23:03I'm going to sign up there.
00:23:34I'm going to sign up there.
00:23:39I'm going to sign up there.
00:24:10I'm going to sign up there.
00:24:19I'm going to sign up there.
00:24:22Ni ha.lähi
00:24:23ni san. White star?
00:25:07White Star, you once said if I ever needed you, well, I need you now.
00:25:30White Star.
00:25:33Well, who'd you expect, Tonto?
00:25:42And that's about it.
00:25:44I'm still only working with a few pieces of the puzzle.
00:25:48You've endured great sadness.
00:25:51Your brother?
00:25:53The winds will look after him.
00:25:56Then you'll help?
00:25:57You had doubts?
00:25:59Thanks a lot.
00:26:01Now all we need is our third partner.
00:26:03Anybody mind?
00:26:04You betcha.
00:26:06Let's ride.
00:26:11You thinking what I'm thinking?
00:26:13No question about it.
00:26:30Hey there, chick, chick, chick, chickies.
00:26:33Yeah, him.
00:26:34This cowboy's looking to get his boots wet.
00:26:37I'm very popular with the chicks.
00:26:40And why don't you go back to the farm and be popular?
00:26:43I figured we'd go back down to my place and, uh...
00:26:46Please.
00:26:47I just ate.
00:26:48Like I say, I'm very popular with the ladies.
00:26:51And I'm just dying to show you the reason.
00:26:54Beat it, scuzzo.
00:26:57Hey, Willie.
00:26:58I don't think they like me.
00:27:05Two of them.
00:27:07Bull and shit.
00:27:09Very entertaining, fellas.
00:27:11But I think it's a bit past your bedtime.
00:27:13Shut up!
00:27:14Get in the car.
00:27:15How do you drive this thing with a broken windshield?
00:27:18What are you talking about?
00:27:20Just this.
00:27:25Or flat tires.
00:27:34Now the keys.
00:27:36Give.
00:27:37You're gonna have to take.
00:27:38Oh, no, she won't.
00:27:40Smart boy.
00:27:43Ah!
00:27:44Ah!
00:27:46Ah!
00:27:49Ah!
00:27:50Ah!
00:27:51Ah!
00:27:54Ah!
00:27:55Ah!
00:27:56Ah!
00:27:58Ah!
00:27:58Ah!
00:27:58Ah!
00:27:58Ah!
00:28:01Ah!
00:28:02Ah!
00:28:02That felt good.
00:28:21Here we are, Havenhurst Correctional for Women.
00:28:24Gorgeous, huh?
00:28:25Hmm, I have my reservations.
00:28:27For that line, you should get 10 to 20 yourself.
00:28:32Looks like a pretty serious pow-wow.
00:28:34Someone's on the warpath.
00:28:36That's our third, right over there.
00:28:37It's the one with the big, uh...
00:28:38I see her.
00:28:39You know the rules, McClure.
00:28:41No shooting, no stabbing, no knifing.
00:28:43Winner gets loser's dope for a month.
00:28:45Yeah, well, I'm not doing this for the fabulous prizes.
00:28:49Okay, okay, let me out of the way.
00:28:52Fight's on!
00:28:58Hey, prom queen!
00:29:00Come on over here.
00:29:01Let's get physical.
00:29:03You're gonna swim out of here in your own blood, shitstain.
00:29:07They don't call me whiplash for nothing.
00:29:10Yeah, well, you're gonna see a lot of blood, hard ass.
00:29:13Only it's gonna be your own.
00:29:15Big talk, rat bag.
00:29:17Big talk.
00:29:18Big talk.
00:29:20Big talk.
00:29:26Get her, McClure.
00:29:28Get her, yeah, yeah.
00:29:29Yeah, woo!
00:29:38You always let them fight like that?
00:29:40Yeah, it's fun to watch.
00:29:42Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:30:09That girl of yours?
00:30:10Real killer.
00:30:12Fight's not over yet.
00:30:36Break it up, break it up.
00:30:37Get lost.
00:30:38Bitch!
00:30:49Now you're dead, McClure.
00:31:17I told you they'd be fun to watch.
00:31:19What did I tell you?
00:31:21I'm convinced.
00:31:22Is she?
00:31:25Let's go and see.
00:31:27Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:31:49Magnificent fighting.
00:31:51You made plenty good warrior.
00:31:53Tell that to my bruises.
00:31:56How'd you like to recover on the outside?
00:31:58I parole in a year.
00:32:00That's when I get out of this place.
00:32:02We mean now.
00:32:04What is this, Wolf?
00:32:06You're the one that put me in this dump.
00:32:09Bullshit!
00:32:10You're the one that put you in this dump.
00:32:13You're the one that stole the crane from the construction site.
00:32:15And you're the one that picked up the two-car garage with the stolen crane and dropped it on the
00:32:20police station.
00:32:22All I did was arrest you.
00:32:25One little mistake.
00:32:27I get loaded and make one little mistake.
00:32:31But get back to the part about getting me out of here.
00:32:34How does that work?
00:32:35In some cases, you can get out early, if you have the promise of a job, and a testimonial from
00:32:41a responsible citizen who agrees to keep you out of trouble.
00:32:46Who's going to do that?
00:32:47Who do you think?
00:32:48You're going to vouch for me?
00:32:51Yep.
00:32:52And get me out of this place?
00:32:54Right again.
00:32:55And keep me out of trouble?
00:33:00Well, two out of three ain't bad.
00:33:30Well, two out of three ain't bad.
00:33:39I'm not bad.
00:33:43Ooh!
00:33:46Oh!
00:33:51Oh!
00:35:53I wonder if that includes vibrators.
00:36:03Are you ready to fly to Friendly Skies?
00:36:06Personally, I'd rather take the train.
00:36:11Can we talk?
00:36:12Don't tell me.
00:36:13Let me guess.
00:36:14I shouldn't let my personal feelings dominate my life.
00:36:17And I shouldn't go because I might get killed.
00:36:19Is that about Sumida?
00:36:20Yeah, you forgot the part about you being crazy.
00:36:23I can't miss you.
00:36:24I'm here.
00:36:28Angel, look.
00:36:30I know.
00:36:35Let's go.
00:36:41Listen to me.
00:36:42Listen to me.
00:36:44Wait a minute.
00:36:45Will you?
00:36:46Will you?
00:36:48Hey, you're not listening to me.
00:36:49You don't know what the hell you're going to go on to over there.
00:36:51That's right, Jetson.
00:36:52You will be issued weapons at the sole discretion of Dr. Sindhu.
00:36:57Violations will be dealt with harshly.
00:36:59Dun, dun, dun.
00:37:01Did you pay the paper for it?
00:37:03Did you buy the groceries?
00:37:04What is this, Halloween around here?
00:37:05What about the, what about the...
00:37:07You called down.
00:37:07I don't have any cocoa pumps in the house or anything.
00:37:09What, did you feed the goldfish?
00:37:16That's all right.
00:37:17I'll get it from here.
00:37:17Angel, Angel, will you...
00:37:19Don't worry.
00:37:20I won't forget to ride.
00:37:37Dr. Sindhu blesses all who travel to Golgotha.
00:37:41We just got blessed again.
00:37:43Who sneezed?
00:37:44I'll gonk mend the insane.
00:37:46Never trust a bird without feathers.
00:37:49I wouldn't trust that bird under any circumstances.
00:37:53Embark in good faith and arrive in peace and tranquility.
00:38:02I won't trust you.
00:38:15I won't trust you.
00:38:17I won't trust you.
00:38:21Angel!
00:38:25Angel!
00:38:37Why, hello there, flyboy.
00:38:43This is just not my day.
00:39:22Welcome to Fantasy Island.
00:39:25The plane, boss, the plane.
00:39:28Lead on, Kimisabi.
00:39:49Hey, Wade, didn't I use this place once in a Frankenstein movie?
00:39:53Yeah, it reminds me of my old Kentucky home.
00:39:56Hmm, I wonder what happened to Baldi?
00:39:58Probably smearing nair on his eyebrows.
00:40:03Welcome, my lovelies, to the Empire of Golgotha.
00:40:07Please take a basket and deposit all of your belongings, including your clothing.
00:40:15New garments for the games will be issued promptly.
00:40:18Oh, boy, freebie.
00:40:19Silence!
00:40:20Silence!
00:40:20This is not a picnic.
00:40:26Go!
00:40:30Asshole.
00:40:44All right, stay in a straight line.
00:40:47And no talking.
00:40:51Who will be the first one?
00:40:53I think he needs a guinea pig.
00:40:54I'll go.
00:40:55No, it's my turn.
00:40:57Silence!
00:41:00You, walk this way.
00:41:10Great uniforms, huh?
00:41:12Yeah, playboy, eat your heart out.
00:41:18Get a load of the sizes, please.
00:41:21Sure beats a teepee.
00:41:22Club med, it ain't.
00:41:24When does Scotty beam us up?
00:41:26Pipe down.
00:41:27Here's trouble.
00:41:28Single file!
00:41:30Single file!
00:41:31One of my household.
00:41:33How do you find a side of a stick?
00:41:41Hello!
00:42:19Ah!
00:43:08So there's a spy in our midst.
00:43:10I'm not a spy!
00:43:11Fire!
00:43:12I came here for the game!
00:43:14Guard!
00:43:15Guard!
00:43:28Well?
00:43:29You find our justice too harsh?
00:43:32She knew the rules.
00:43:37You're a dead man.
00:43:49This will be your dwelling.
00:43:51I trust you will find it most comfortable.
00:43:55If there's anything I can do to make you more comfortable.
00:43:58Thank you very much, Mr. Coro.
00:44:01I would invite you in, but the activities today have left me exhausted.
00:44:07Of course.
00:44:09But you should expect even more shocking things before you leave this island empire,
00:44:14as each day will bring new tests.
00:44:18Tests?
00:44:20Goodbye then.
00:44:22For a short while.
00:44:32Asshole.
00:47:01Angel, I know now. I'm on my way.
00:48:44I hate robot spiders.
00:48:47I hate robot spiders.
00:49:16I hate robot spiders.
00:49:17I hate robot spiders.
00:49:34I hate robot spiders.
00:49:34I hate robot spiders.
00:49:36I hate robot spiders.
00:49:38I hate robot spiders.
00:49:40I hate robot spiders.
00:49:42I hate robot spiders.
00:49:50Ah!
00:49:54Ah!
00:49:58Ah!
00:50:18Hey!
00:50:21Who cut the cheese?
00:50:23What is that?
00:50:25A mackerel.
00:50:26Plenty good for warding all evil spirits.
00:50:28I can see how.
00:50:31Good morning, my lovelies.
00:50:34I hope everything is going well.
00:50:42Good shot.
00:50:44No, it wasn't.
00:50:45I was aiming at one of the guards.
00:50:47Yeah, they seemed pretty intent on keeping us from wandering too far.
00:50:55Well, there's a full moon out tonight, Kemosabe.
00:50:58Could be a good time for a little night patrol.
00:51:07Bravo.
00:51:31Quite an exciting bunch of lovelies this time, don't you think?
00:51:35Indeed.
00:51:38Sir, security breach in Sector C.
00:51:44Coro, take care of this.
00:51:47Put the new man on it.
00:51:51Yes, sir.
00:52:18Doors.
00:52:19Yes, sir.
00:52:21Yes, sir.
00:52:22Yes, sir.
00:52:22Yes, sir.
00:52:22Yes, sir.
00:52:28Easy, my pet.
00:52:30This prey is mine.
00:52:46Good snakes.
00:52:48You're one of the new ones, aren't you?
00:52:50Nicole Whitestore. Who are you?
00:52:51Cindy. Cindy Blake.
00:52:53From Los Angeles?
00:52:54Yes, Blake.
00:52:56You disappeared about seven months ago.
00:52:58It was in the papers.
00:52:59There's a big reward out.
00:53:00Nobody will ever collect it.
00:53:01They'll never let me get away from here.
00:53:03I know too much about Sindhu.
00:53:04What do you know?
00:53:06They say he's immortal.
00:53:07I believe it.
00:53:09He walks through fire.
00:53:10It seems impossible, but impossible is real normal here.
00:53:14What happened to you?
00:53:16I thought I was going to win at the games, but I lost.
00:53:20And they wanted to sell me this rich Arab?
00:53:22He bought a lot of losers.
00:53:24But they could see in my face that I was going to take off as soon as I could get
00:53:28out of here.
00:53:28They read minds now.
00:53:29They know everything.
00:53:30How'd you get way out here?
00:53:32He escaped from the pit.
00:53:35Pit?
00:53:35What goes on there?
00:53:37Slave ranch.
00:53:39They brainwashed the girls, but it didn't take on me.
00:53:42Now I'm worth nothing to them.
00:53:44We've got to get you out of here.
00:53:46Can you walk?
00:53:47Just barely.
00:53:48My ankle's probably broken.
00:53:50Yeah, I think you need a splint.
00:53:52I've got to get some dry wood.
00:53:55Can you hold the fort?
00:53:56I'm not going anywhere.
00:54:25I'm not going anywhere.
00:54:27What, Star?
00:54:28Is that you?
00:54:30Time to go back to your room now, Cindy.
00:54:33Hopefully not.
00:54:37Ah!
00:54:39Ah!
00:54:44Ah!
00:54:46Ah!
00:54:48Ah!
00:54:50Ah!
00:54:52Ah!
00:54:54Ah!
00:54:55Ah!
00:54:56Ah!
00:54:59Ah!
00:54:59Ah!
00:55:24I can't get her face out of my mind.
00:55:27She seemed possessed.
00:55:30I never should have left her out there alone.
00:55:32Stop blaming yourself.
00:55:33She still may be alive, and we know a lot more now than before.
00:55:37Well, we'll have to act on it later.
00:55:39It's showtime, ladies.
00:55:52Bless the name of Sindhu.
00:55:56Let us praise his immortality.
00:56:27Received from the great master, Lee Chuck.
00:56:28So many beautiful women, but which to have for dinner.
00:56:34The one with raven hair.
00:56:37She has remarkable spirits.
00:56:40Eh, Crockett?
00:56:41We will take her to life.
00:56:53Now, let today's contest begin.
00:57:05Crockett, Crockett, Crockett, Crockett.
00:57:27Sindhu has declared that today's duel shall be to the death.
00:57:32Is that a fact?
00:57:33And a special player deserves a special opponent.
00:57:45First cone in when you need him.
00:57:47Crockett, Crockett.
00:57:54That's the first one.
00:57:59Yeah.
00:58:02Fire industry.
00:58:05Half auccane.
00:58:08I agree.
00:58:15See.
00:58:48Excellent. Excellent.
00:59:02Gross me out. I guess he got the point. Come on.
00:59:08This is impossible. By best man beaten and destroyed. Who is this woman?
00:59:15She will have to be watched closely.
00:59:21You okay?
00:59:23I'm all right. I'm all right. Really, I'm all right.
00:59:25Old Indian's saying, shut up and let others feel useful, huh?
00:59:28Yeah, a little star treatment never hurt anybody.
00:59:33Sindhu sends this message.
00:59:36Hmm, fan mail from some flounder.
00:59:38You mean the doctor actually speaks?
00:59:41Knowing him, it's probably a bill.
00:59:45Dearest White Star, the pleasure of your company is requested by Dr. Sindhu.
00:59:51Dress for dinner.
00:59:52How about that, Angel? You carve up the turkey and White Star gets to eat.
00:59:57Personally, I think I got the best end of the deal.
01:00:00Talk about your blind dates.
01:00:08A few words of advice before you enter.
01:00:12Speak only when spoken to.
01:00:15Respond to the good doctor as he expects you to respond.
01:00:20You have a great opportunity at your grasp.
01:00:23Do not make an error in your judgment.
01:00:31Asshole.
01:01:10Oh, you startled me.
01:01:13I am Dr. Sindhu.
01:01:17I am hungry.
01:01:38I trust you are enjoying your stay here on my island, Empire.
01:01:44Impressive.
01:01:46It's definitely impressive.
01:01:48Words, I might add, that also suit you quite well.
01:01:53I watch every newcomer with great interest.
01:01:58Searching for a spark.
01:02:01In you, I see this elusive spark.
01:02:07Why, thank you.
01:02:12You're not having any?
01:02:14Oh, I'm afraid my diet is special.
01:02:18I can't say that I blame you.
01:02:20Not a very good year.
01:02:32Oh, you.
01:02:33Oh, God.
01:02:34Come on.
01:02:35What?
01:02:40Oh, God.
01:03:04Hi.
01:03:11These caves must go on miles.
01:03:13Yeah, great place to shoot a horror movie.
01:03:19Except these horrors are for real.
01:03:23Oh, Angel, how could any human...
01:03:25I don't think we're dealing with anything human here.
01:03:45Oh!
01:03:48Oh!
01:03:50Break her.
01:03:52Oh!
01:03:54If we're gonna do anything, you better do it while she still looks like a woman!
01:03:57You've already taken care of her look.
01:04:01I just want my pleasure!
01:04:07Before we leave, this place is gonna run red with blood.
01:04:12What about King Kong?
01:04:13White Star's got dibs on the ape.
01:04:16Come on, let's get back.
01:04:22I've been with many beautiful women during my long life.
01:04:27Julie, you are among the most exquisite.
01:04:32Thank you. I'm honored.
01:04:34Do not misunderstand me. I see that you have worked hard to master your skills.
01:04:40This is good.
01:04:42Can't say the same about the wine.
01:04:44For you now, the competition is over.
01:04:48You have won the right to remain here forever at my side.
01:04:57Pity the losers.
01:04:58I will reward you with great wealth.
01:05:02Great secrets.
01:05:07Behold.
01:05:10Behold.
01:05:13Behold the face of the Gorgon!
01:05:21It's phenomena.
01:05:32I want to forget, but it does...
01:05:33Very uncomfortable byways.
01:05:33Behold the face of the Gorgon!
01:05:34You shouldn't мет Rendleson!
01:05:34You die big stars!
01:05:34Yeah, you set up!
01:05:37Yeah!
01:05:47That, our naval spectacle...
01:05:59Where's White Star?
01:06:01You are about to enjoy a rare privilege.
01:06:06Dr. Sindhu will address you personally.
01:06:10Film 11.
01:06:29Last night began with tranquility, much like a calm sea.
01:06:36Then, a shark appeared, killing my guards, violating my empire.
01:06:41Up till moments ago, I had been asking questions of this intruder, with no satisfactory answers.
01:06:53No matter.
01:06:55He has inadvertently brought with him the ultimate treasure.
01:07:01The eyes of Avatar!
01:07:04Avatar!
01:07:11Bring on the intruder!
01:07:30It's Rick!
01:07:32It's Rick!
01:07:33It is Rick!
01:08:05I am the master, but I serve one darker and greater.
01:08:11We are all in his service.
01:08:14For him, I have developed a great device of ultimate power.
01:08:19Tomorrow, when the eyes of Avatar are put in place,
01:08:23we shall control the mightiest weapon ever known.
01:08:28The death of this intruder shall signify the beginning of the end.
01:08:33Those who do not bow before the Dark One will be incinerated.
01:08:41Miss Wolfe, will you do the honors?
01:08:47Bring this intruder to the brink of death.
01:08:50Then save the houdigras, or me.
01:09:04Hi, kid. You forgot your purse.
01:09:06Everything you said was true.
01:09:08Yeah, a fat lot of good it does us now. Nice outfit, though.
01:09:11Let the match begin.
01:09:25Come on, hit me.
01:09:26Come on, hit me.
01:09:28Come on, come on.
01:09:29Can we hit me?
01:09:31You have to hit me in the nose.
01:09:34What is this charade?
01:09:36If you do not fight in earnest, my guards will finish you both.
01:09:39Come on, let's fake him out.
01:09:40All right, buddy. He knows it all. Have it your way.
01:09:45Ah, blood.
01:09:48My favorite wine.
01:09:52Here we go again.
01:09:56This is all a trick.
01:09:58Quarrel, kill them.
01:10:05Got you.
01:10:09Bravo.
01:10:09Nice shot.
01:10:10I guess he got the chaff.
01:10:13Come on, girls. Let's get them.
01:10:20This is not the best time to ask, but if we get out of this, you want to go, Sadie?
01:10:24I'll think about it.
01:10:25Yeah?
01:10:28Let's say we waste that paper-hanging, son of a bitch.
01:10:30Right on, General.
01:10:31He's gone.
01:10:34I told you he wasn't immortal.
01:10:36He's gone after the secret weapon.
01:10:37Let's go.
01:10:37Up.
01:10:39Up.
01:10:40Up.
01:10:40Up.
01:10:41Up.
01:10:41Up.
01:10:42Up.
01:10:42Up.
01:10:43Up.
01:10:43Up.
01:10:44Up.
01:10:46Up.
01:10:47Up.
01:10:48Up.
01:10:48Up.
01:10:49Up.
01:10:49Up.
01:10:50Up.
01:10:55Up.
01:10:56Up.
01:10:56This is our return.
01:11:16Now, take this.
01:11:21Eat blessed to do, scum.
01:11:47He is not to be disturbed.
01:11:49Is that a fact?
01:11:54Nighty-night, fellas.
01:12:26Well, Dr. Sindhu, I presume.
01:12:29Or should we just make it Mr. Lee Chuck?
01:12:32Very droll, Miss Wolfe.
01:12:35But enjoy the moment.
01:12:36It will soon be your last.
01:12:39You're forgetting, Doc.
01:12:40It's almost midnight.
01:12:42And if you believe in your own legend, the same can be said for you.
01:12:47I still have five minutes.
01:12:49Enough time to make my daily quota.
01:12:51Plenty of time to make your death my greatest work of art.
01:12:59All right.
01:13:00Now I'm mad.
01:13:07You can't kill me.
01:13:10No one can.
01:13:15My good God.
01:13:17No.
01:13:19My good God.
01:13:24That's dust.
01:13:37Oh, shit.
01:13:42You're becoming teams.
01:13:46Is that a fact?
01:13:57Time has gone to stop playing games.
01:14:02You could have had immortality at my side.
01:14:06You could have become the devil's handmaiden here in my empire.
01:14:10You chose to throw the riches of the universe in my face.
01:14:15That's a face.
01:14:17Your folly will cease with the revelation of my ultimate weapon.
01:14:22With it, I will conquer the earth.
01:14:25In my last 60 seconds, I will reclaim my life everlasting.
01:14:29I will use your soul to make me one of the undead.
01:14:37Skip the curtain.
01:14:38I'll take what's in the box.
01:14:40The eyes of Avatar are already in place.
01:14:42The destructive power of the laser cannon will be unmatched in history.
01:14:51Observe.
01:14:58And now.
01:15:00Your turn might do.
01:15:02You'll never get away with it.
01:15:04Get ready to meet your maker, Wolf.
01:15:09Hold it, Doctor.
01:15:11Your reign on earth is over.
01:15:12That remains to be seen, girl.
01:15:22No!
01:15:31Now.
01:15:32Well, I'm sorry.
01:15:34Absolutely nowhere due.
01:15:49Score one for our side.
01:15:54You all right?
01:15:55Am I glad to see you?
01:15:57Yeah, just any nick of time, huh?
01:15:58Mm-hmm.
01:16:04Come here.
01:16:04Pull up your dokes.
01:16:10I'll mortalize you.
01:16:12A man just doesn't know when it's over.
01:16:15Ah!
01:16:19Maybe it's not.
01:16:21Look!
01:16:22Ah!
01:16:23All right.
01:16:38Oh!
01:16:40Uh-oh.
01:17:28I'll go on topside and throw an official sanction on this whole thing.
01:17:32Okay.
01:17:35Keep writing.
01:17:42How's it hanging, Phil?
01:17:47Did you forget something, hon?
01:17:51Yeah, hon.
01:17:52This!
01:18:03Nice try, Prager, for a wimp.
01:18:06You burned me once!
01:18:09Narrakhan!
01:18:10No!
01:18:38Huh?
01:18:43Hey, are you all right?
01:18:45What the hell is cooking?
01:18:46You wouldn't believe it.
01:18:48You got that right, Kimisabi.
01:18:50Let's blow this barbecue.
01:18:52Yeah.
01:19:28Come on.
01:19:29Come on.
01:19:31That's right there.
01:19:32Go right on the back.
01:19:38Well, he wanted hell on earth.
01:19:39And he's getting it, too.
01:19:40And how.
01:19:41That's my lion's tail face.
01:19:43Yeah, I'm getting there.
01:19:52You know, this could be the start of a beautiful friendship.
01:19:55You're really something.
01:19:57Oh, damn it, old.
01:19:59You have to get me in the nose.
01:20:20You sure you can fly this thing?
01:20:22You're talking to the world's number one air race.
01:20:24How long have you been flying?
01:20:26How long can you tread water?
01:20:45I shall return.
01:20:50Is that a fact?
01:20:52the sister.
01:21:08Oh, damn it.
01:21:10Oh, damn it.
01:21:16Oh, damn it.
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