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00:00:26I'm totally straight, but damn.
00:00:30I want all four of you.
00:00:35Nope, none of them. I'm 100% straight.
00:00:41Thank God it was just a nightmare.
00:00:45What's wrong, bad dream?
00:00:49Max, what the hell are you doing?
00:00:52Lucas?
00:00:53Then who am I holding?
00:00:55He's Lucas' identical twin brother.
00:00:58How dare you grope me?
00:01:00I'm so sorry, I thought you were Lucas.
00:01:02Huh?
00:01:03How could you mistake your own boyfriend for someone else?
00:01:05You two look exactly the same, and he's wearing the sexy underwear I bought for you.
00:01:10You call this sexy underwear?
00:01:12Oh yeah, nothing gets me going like Spongebob.
00:01:15Shut up! You've ruined Spongebob for me forever!
00:01:17Says the lonely single guy who nobody wants.
00:01:20You're just jealous.
00:01:21Nobody wants me?
00:01:22I've got a line of suitors stretching all the way to Paris!
00:01:25Like who?
00:01:26Monica?
00:01:26Rachel?
00:01:27Phoebe?
00:01:29Chandler?
00:01:29What?
00:01:30You think the audience never watched Friends?
00:01:32I'm choosing to stay single by choice.
00:01:35Rainbow Bachelor?
00:01:36If I go on this dating show, every single girl there is going to go crazy for me.
00:01:40Getting a girlfriend will be a piece of cake.
00:01:42I'm signing up right now.
00:01:43Just watch.
00:01:44He does know this is a gay dating show, right?
00:01:46Oh, clearly he doesn't.
00:02:11Long time no see, my handsome and dashing Prince Charming.
00:02:15And my sharp tongue, Snow White.
00:02:16Why are you here?
00:02:17Every time you show up, something bad happens.
00:02:20Hey, don't forget it was me who brought you into the fairy tale world.
00:02:24And that's how you became each other's true love.
00:02:26Relax.
00:02:27I'm just here for the show.
00:02:30Hey there, pretty ladies, handsome dudes, dwellers.
00:02:33Welcome to Rainbow Bachelor.
00:02:35If you're mentally stable or morally broke-wracked, we will open you with open arms.
00:02:39Now put your hands together for our contestant, 23-year-old lifelong Bachelor, Hans.
00:02:47Hans, say hello to the audience.
00:02:51First off, I want to thank my folks, my home country that raised me, BBC, CNN, FBI.
00:02:56This isn't an awards ceremony.
00:02:59Enough small talk.
00:03:00Let's meet the four amazing singles, the system matched for you.
00:03:27Guys, why are all contestants men?
00:03:29Do I look like a girl or something?
00:03:30I've got a beard and an atomum hold.
00:03:33How much more obvious can it get?
00:03:36Nice sense of humor, Hans.
00:03:37Pick your favorite guy.
00:03:39I'm straight.
00:03:40I'm not picking any of them.
00:03:41A straight guy signing up for an all-male dating show?
00:03:44You got a split personality or what?
00:03:46This is a gay dating show?
00:03:47This is a misunderstanding.
00:03:49I'm the straightest straight guy in the entire universe.
00:03:52Every straight guy says that, but who knows?
00:03:56Tell me about it.
00:03:57I used to believe I was straight, too.
00:03:59And now you're craving my sexy body every single day.
00:04:02Shut up!
00:04:03Shut up!
00:04:03No way!
00:04:04I'm nothing like Lucas.
00:04:06I'll never turn gay!
00:04:10I took time off work just for this show, and it's already boring.
00:04:15But I can spice things up.
00:04:18Time to make Hans experience being gay inside a fairy tale.
00:04:23Hans is going to become Cinderella?
00:04:35Why is my butt killing me?
00:04:42Why is my butt killing me?
00:04:45What the fuck?
00:04:47This Cinderella gig feels like I got beaten up.
00:04:50Babe, you awake?
00:04:53Who the hell is your baby?
00:04:55Pretending you don't remember now?
00:04:57You've totally got my attention.
00:05:03You bidging too many short dramas?
00:05:05That line's been dead for years!
00:05:09So this is love at first sight, but I let him slip away.
00:05:16Your Majesty, I may have peeked at you earlier.
00:05:19I mean, guarded you closely, so I drew his portrait.
00:05:22Might come in handy.
00:05:23Perfect.
00:05:23You captured his charm exactly.
00:05:25I'll host a ball.
00:05:26Round up anyone who looks like this.
00:05:28Guys, girls, everyone.
00:05:29I'm gonna find you no matter what.
00:05:34Spirit!
00:05:34Get out here now!
00:05:38You're so perverted, dropping me into a fling right off the bat and with a guy!
00:05:42This isn't my fault.
00:05:43The original Cinderella was a total sucker for hot guys.
00:05:47Is this a fairy tale or some adult novel?
00:05:49Send me back right now.
00:05:51Send me back right now.
00:05:51I have interviews to get to.
00:05:53Relax.
00:05:53Finish the mission.
00:05:54And you can head back to the real world.
00:05:58What's the mission already?
00:05:59I got caught up planning to go to Lady Gaga's concert and forgot to set it.
00:06:03I'll tell you once I figure it out.
00:06:04You're such a fraud!
00:06:09Where were you all night?
00:06:10I sent you to chop wood, not gallivant around.
00:06:13Let go.
00:06:14I'm not some weak Cinderella from the story and I won't run your errands.
00:06:17I've got such a rotten life.
00:06:19Your dad left us penniless when he died.
00:06:23The woman's ghost is a lazy, good-for-nothing like you.
00:06:29Cut the act.
00:06:30All that jewellery you're wearing is from Cinderella's father.
00:06:34My dad's inheritance.
00:06:35My two sons bought that for me.
00:06:37They work their tails off to support this family while you laze around and eat for free.
00:06:42From today on, chores equal meals.
00:06:45I've never touched a broom in my life.
00:06:47And I won't take orders from you.
00:06:48What are you going to do about it?
00:06:50I could blow your brains out.
00:06:53This isn't Cinderella.
00:06:55It's straight up a final destination.
00:06:58Refuse chores?
00:07:00Take a bullet.
00:07:08Wow.
00:07:09You finally graced us with your presence.
00:07:11I thought a wolf would have snatched you up.
00:07:14I'll kill him!
00:07:15Mum, don't stress.
00:07:17Wrinkles don't suit you.
00:07:20I'll discipline him for you.
00:07:28Put it on.
00:07:31Then wipe the floor for me.
00:07:33Why?
00:07:34I'm not going to do that!
00:07:35So you actually want to eat my mom's bullets?
00:07:38No way.
00:07:39Saving my life is still the top priority.
00:07:46Who told you to change here?
00:07:47They're all men.
00:07:48What's there to fear?
00:08:03Well, firstly, I think it's easier.
00:08:04Oh, well.
00:08:05I've beenci McNamaran.
00:08:05I've only seen my father.
00:08:06I've never heard every phone call.
00:08:06Super.
00:08:06After group.
00:08:06Oh, sorry.
00:08:06I can understand them.
00:08:06I've never seen one of them.
00:08:09Oh, look.
00:08:12I know I've never seen it.
00:08:16I've never seen one of them.
00:08:21Are you searching my body?
00:08:24Even though I'm poor I wouldn't do anything.
00:08:27This idiot.
00:08:28I'm actually eating your tofu.
00:08:40It hasn't been cleaned properly here.
00:08:43I really didn't make a wrong choice with this outfit.
00:08:48Don't forget under the bed.
00:08:51No one can see under the bed at all.
00:08:55I can see it.
00:09:01What on earth is wrong with this broken bed?
00:09:03Do you want me to help please?
00:09:06Have a dream.
00:09:23Oh, please help me.
00:09:32No one can see it.
00:09:33All right.
00:10:06How am I supposed to find the person the king's looking for?
00:10:15He's a dead ringer for the portrait.
00:10:17And he didn't come home last night.
00:10:19Why does the king want him specifically?
00:10:22I can't let him go to that ball.
00:10:24He's mine.
00:10:32Damn spirit!
00:10:34Damn firewood!
00:10:35Damn fairytale world!
00:11:05Your form's wrong.
00:11:12I don't need your help.
00:11:18Hold still.
00:11:21Feet wider.
00:11:23Use your core.
00:11:24Lift your arms higher.
00:11:34Watch and learn.
00:11:43Again.
00:11:46This axe is busted!
00:11:58Relax your grip.
00:12:00You're holding it too tight.
00:12:09He's way too close for comfort.
00:12:11Nah, I'm just overthinking it.
00:12:19Try again.
00:12:23I finally got it!
00:12:27So you've got a thing for Hans too, huh?
00:12:30I can't just stand by and watch.
00:12:34How am I-
00:12:36Victor, that pose you taught looks so tacky.
00:12:39Ruining the family image.
00:12:40Let me show you properly.
00:12:42Let go.
00:12:45Why so defensive all of a sudden?
00:12:47Scared I'll teach him better?
00:12:56My foot!
00:13:04My foot!
00:13:07Let me check it.
00:13:09This is all your fault for letting go out of the blue.
00:13:11Say that again?
00:13:17What's this?
00:13:19A kid's stick hip doodle?
00:13:22Isn't this the guy the king's searching for?
00:13:24Wait.
00:13:25Those eyes, brows, mouth.
00:13:27He's exactly Cinderella's twin.
00:13:29Are you sure this is me?
00:13:30Why's the king looking for me?
00:13:32The king's inviting everyone who matches this portrait to his ball.
00:13:37Go find out yourself.
00:13:39There's no such ball.
00:13:41Don't listen to his nonsense.
00:13:42Everyone's talking about it.
00:13:44You're the king's right-hand man.
00:13:46There's no way you don't know.
00:13:47Victor's that desperate to keep Hans away from the ball?
00:13:49Then I'm definitely getting him there.
00:13:52Your dad and the king are old pals.
00:13:54He might even reward you with a fortune.
00:13:56I'm going.
00:13:57No arguments.
00:14:00If Hans goes to that ball, you'll never see him again.
00:14:03You're just bluffing.
00:14:05The king wants Hans at the ball to marry him and make him his royal consort.
00:14:11Why didn't you tell me sooner?
00:14:13What do we do now?
00:14:14His foot's hurt.
00:14:16Lock him up till the ball ends.
00:14:17Then let him out.
00:14:20Hey!
00:14:21Hey!
00:14:22This is straight up kidnapping!
00:14:25Let me out!
00:14:26I'm going to the ball to see the king!
00:14:33I'll set you free once the ball's over.
00:14:36Wait!
00:14:37Wait!
00:14:39Ow!
00:14:42What are you staring at?
00:14:44Dear God!
00:14:46I'll do anything to get to that ball!
00:15:05You said you'd do anything?
00:15:08Who are you?
00:15:09I'm your fairy godfather.
00:15:11I felt you were in trouble, so I came to check on you.
00:15:13Fairy godfather?
00:15:14How do I know you're not messing with me?
00:15:17You want to go to the ball, don't you?
00:15:19So what?
00:15:20Those two jerks locked me up.
00:15:21Otherwise, I'd be at the ball right now.
00:15:24Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:15:28They must care about you.
00:15:30That's why they did it.
00:15:31They don't give a crap about me.
00:15:33But sometimes, it's hard to tell real care from possessiveness.
00:15:37But even if they're your brothers, they should respect how you feel.
00:15:40Ever since I got stuck in this crubby fairy tale world, you're the only seen person I've met.
00:15:48Amazing!
00:15:51Hey, can you use magic to get me to the ball?
00:15:53I can, but...
00:15:54Never mind, you'd never agree.
00:15:56Spit it out!
00:15:58I need a kiss.
00:15:59But don't worry, I won't force you.
00:16:01Not like your brothers.
00:16:02You're not gay too, are you?
00:16:03Healing your foot drained all my magic.
00:16:05Only way to recharge is a kiss.
00:16:07It's the god's rule.
00:16:08Gods have rules like that?
00:16:11Never mind, forget I said anything.
00:16:13Wait!
00:16:18Fine, a kiss.
00:16:19It's not like I'll die.
00:16:20But no one can know about this, got it?
00:16:22Got it.
00:16:23This straight guy is so easy to trick.
00:16:28Come on.
00:16:30If you're uncomfortable, stop any time.
00:16:32I won't disrespect you like others.
00:16:34It's fine.
00:16:34I'll tough it out for the gold.
00:16:44Just for the gold.
00:16:45The gold.
00:16:52What the hell are you doing?
00:16:54Shh.
00:16:55I'm casting the spell.
00:16:56Close your eyes.
00:16:58You say you don't want it, but your heart's racing.
00:17:02Now picture the carriage and tux you want.
00:17:05I want a fancy car and a tux.
00:17:11Wait.
00:17:12Why a dress?
00:17:13Uh, magic bug.
00:17:14Glitch in the system.
00:17:15Just go with it.
00:17:16I said tux.
00:17:17T-U-X.
00:17:20Is that a Lamborghini?
00:17:22Told you.
00:17:23Now stop complaining.
00:17:24There's a time limit.
00:17:25Fine.
00:17:25The ball.
00:17:26The king.
00:17:27The gold.
00:17:28Here I come.
00:17:38Since the night I met you, I have been thinking about you every day.
00:17:43Your majesty, all the guests have arrived.
00:17:46I will definitely find you.
00:17:49Who are-
00:17:53Where are this horse's legs?
00:17:54That's not a horse.
00:17:56It's some kind of monster.
00:17:57A monster?
00:17:58Let me cut it down.
00:18:06Stop.
00:18:07This is my Lamborghini.
00:18:10Huh?
00:18:30Can't let those two jerks find me here.
00:18:32No way.
00:18:32Don't worry.
00:18:33The king's not here.
00:18:34He's in his chambers.
00:18:36Okay.
00:18:36I'll get to it right away.
00:18:37Okay.
00:18:39I'll get to it right away.
00:18:50It's you?
00:18:52I've been looking for you.
00:18:54Why?
00:18:54What do you want?
00:18:55I'm never selling my butt again.
00:19:01Damn.
00:19:02Why's my heart racing?
00:19:04Must be because it's too tight in here.
00:19:05I'm suffocating.
00:19:06Yeah, that's it.
00:19:13Ever since that night, I can't sleep.
00:19:16You probably drank too much coffee.
00:19:18Every time I close my eyes, all I see is you.
00:19:20That night was an accident.
00:19:22I'm straight, for God's sake.
00:19:24I know you're straight.
00:19:26But I can't help it.
00:19:28Move.
00:19:29I need to find the king.
00:19:31You know the king?
00:19:32Hell yeah.
00:19:33He watched me grow up.
00:19:34Watch it.
00:19:35I'll get him to chop your head off.
00:19:38All right.
00:19:39I'll leave you by.
00:19:40The king will be happy to see you.
00:19:56Who are you?
00:19:57How dare you break into the king's chambers?
00:19:59I'm the king's friend.
00:20:00The king's friend?
00:20:01Then tell us what's his biggest hobby.
00:20:02Peeking at women bathing?
00:20:04Blast for me!
00:20:04How dare you insult his majesty?
00:20:06We're taking you to the dungeon!
00:20:08Let go of me!
00:20:09I really know the king!
00:20:11Let him go.
00:20:16You creep!
00:20:17I told you to leave me alone!
00:20:20Your majesty!
00:20:23You're the king!
00:20:27Didn't you just say you'd chop my head off?
00:20:30Why didn't you tell me you're the king?
00:20:32If I had, would you be my queen?
00:20:35Damn it.
00:20:36I walked right into a trap.
00:20:37This ball's for you.
00:20:38Will you come with me?
00:20:39Will I get gold if I go with you?
00:20:41Gold?
00:20:43I'll give you mountains of it if you want.
00:20:45I'm already here.
00:20:46I can't leave empty-handed.
00:20:49Help!
00:20:54Relax, you're too tense.
00:20:58I'm just naturally tense.
00:21:04Didn't you lock him up?
00:21:05I did.
00:21:06I let him out.
00:21:08Once he gets his gold, he'll move out.
00:21:11Then he's all mine.
00:21:12Do you know the king's gonna marry him?
00:21:13Your taste in clothes is terrible.
00:21:15And you're dumb, too.
00:21:17He's the one the king's looking for.
00:21:19What?
00:21:19I just hand him to my rival?
00:21:22Don't panic.
00:21:23We still have a chance.
00:21:24You distract the king.
00:21:26Then we'll drag him home with us.
00:21:30Perfect.
00:21:33Your Majesty, urgent news.
00:21:35Snow White's hiding in our kingdom.
00:21:36The evil queen's sending soldiers to find her.
00:21:38Fifteen years ago, I turned down the evil queen.
00:21:40This is her revenge.
00:21:42Stay here.
00:21:43I'll be right back.
00:21:46How dare you sneak into the ball!
00:21:48I'm making you mop floors all night!
00:21:49I'm not going back!
00:21:50I haven't got my gold yet!
00:21:55Jerk!
00:21:56Put me down!
00:22:00Silas!
00:22:01Help me!
00:22:03Even if you're his brothers,
00:22:05if you truly love him,
00:22:06you ought to set him free.
00:22:08Huh?
00:22:09I'm sorry, Huns.
00:22:10I wish I could help,
00:22:11but they're threatening to kill me.
00:22:13It's all my fault.
00:22:14I don't have enough energy to cast magic.
00:22:16It's all on me.
00:22:18Are you putting on an act?
00:22:22Let go of my future queen.
00:22:29Let go of my future queen.
00:22:32Your Majesty, you've got the wrong person.
00:22:33He's just our floor mopper.
00:22:35He can't be your queen.
00:22:36Even if he cleaned toilets,
00:22:37I'd still like it.
00:22:38Floor mopping?
00:22:39The point is I'm straight.
00:22:40If I'm going to be anyone,
00:22:42I'd be the king.
00:22:43If Hans falls into the king's hands,
00:22:45I'll have no chance.
00:22:46Got to help this blockhead victor.
00:22:48Your Majesty,
00:22:49if the public find out
00:22:50you're punishing your loyal knight
00:22:51over a mere man,
00:22:52will they still hold you in respect?
00:22:54Then I'll chop your heads off now.
00:22:56No one will ever know.
00:22:58Fight.
00:22:58Fight each other.
00:22:59When you're done,
00:23:00Hans is mine.
00:23:01Your Majesty,
00:23:02do whatever you want to me,
00:23:03but I won't hand him over.
00:23:04I'm a big deal in the noble circle.
00:23:06Chop my head off
00:23:07and the whole circle will riot.
00:23:08These two jerks would even go against the king
00:23:10just to stop me from getting the gold.
00:23:12How much do you even hate me?
00:23:17They defied you.
00:23:19Kill them!
00:23:20This silly kid.
00:23:21Total straight guy.
00:23:22He still doesn't see
00:23:23how much his brothers care about him.
00:23:24I'm not run reasonable.
00:23:26I'll compete fairly with you,
00:23:27but I'll win.
00:23:28They're just going to make up?
00:23:29No way,
00:23:30it's my turn.
00:23:31You're all fighting over him,
00:23:33but does anyone care
00:23:34how Hans feels?
00:23:35Exactly!
00:23:36Do you even know
00:23:37what he really wants?
00:23:38Gold!
00:23:39What he wants is respect.
00:23:41It kills me to see them
00:23:42treat you like this.
00:23:43You're the best bro ever.
00:23:46Your Majesty,
00:23:47all are awaiting
00:23:48for your final dance.
00:23:50My future queen.
00:23:52Shall we?
00:23:53Gold.
00:23:53I'm doing this for gold.
00:23:55Maybe even mountains of it.
00:23:57Didn't you say
00:23:58you'd compete fairly?
00:23:59What do you want?
00:24:00I obviously want you
00:24:00to fight again!
00:24:02Compete fairly.
00:24:03The winner gets to dance
00:24:05the last dance
00:24:05with Hans.
00:24:06I'm in.
00:24:07But you're joining in too.
00:24:09Don't think I don't know
00:24:10what you're up to.
00:24:12So how do we compete?
00:24:13A fashion contest.
00:24:15We're not beauty queens.
00:24:16Arm wrestling.
00:24:18This is a ball,
00:24:19not a fight club.
00:24:20We play chess.
00:24:21By the time we finish chess,
00:24:22the ball's over.
00:24:24Ask Hans.
00:24:25His call matters most.
00:24:26None of you have
00:24:27good intentions.
00:24:29I'm gonna make you
00:24:30look ridiculous.
00:24:31What to compete in?
00:24:33A dance battle!
00:24:35A dance battle!
00:24:45Victor, are you playing statue?
00:24:47Mm-hmm.
00:24:50With moves like that,
00:24:51you should be in the Olympics.
00:24:57Did I time travel
00:24:58to an 80s disco?
00:25:01If I could trick him
00:25:02into kissing me easy,
00:25:03why'd I get stuck
00:25:04in this stupid competition?
00:25:06Go, bro!
00:25:06You got this!
00:25:12Oh!
00:25:13Oh!
00:25:21This is hilarious!
00:25:22Way better than a real dance!
00:25:27We're done.
00:25:28Who do you want
00:25:29to have the last dance with?
00:25:30You all danced fine.
00:25:32Don't do it again.
00:25:34What do you mean
00:25:34don't do it again?
00:25:35I danced great!
00:25:36You danced like a peacock
00:25:38showing off.
00:25:38I thought I was at the zoo.
00:25:40Then who's it gonna be?
00:25:46I choose...
00:25:50I choose...
00:25:53Crap!
00:25:54It's midnight!
00:26:01My eyes, my eyes!
00:26:02What a weird pair of underwear.
00:26:03I'm gonna get one stitched
00:26:04like that.
00:26:04Damn it!
00:26:05A total public embarrassment?
00:26:07I don't care about
00:26:07the gold anymore.
00:26:08My dignity's more important!
00:26:16Even his bite mark is cute.
00:26:18Send out all guards!
00:26:19Find him no matter what!
00:26:20Your Majesty,
00:26:21that painting's way too abstract.
00:26:22It's useless.
00:26:23I got it.
00:26:24Send word.
00:26:25Search the whole city
00:26:25for the guy with this bite mark.
00:26:27Your Majesty,
00:26:27you want every guy
00:26:28in the city to bite bread?
00:26:29Any problem with that?
00:26:30No, Your Majesty.
00:26:31Right away.
00:26:31By order of His Majesty,
00:26:33all men,
00:26:33line up to bite bread.
00:26:35Do we get paid for a bite?
00:26:36No,
00:26:36but I can give you
00:26:37a free three-day stay
00:26:38in the dungeon.
00:26:39Bread!
00:26:39My teeth could bite
00:26:40right through steel!
00:26:41The King's looking for the Queen,
00:26:42not a metal cutter.
00:26:43Next!
00:26:47The King's looking for the Queen,
00:26:48so why am I the one suffering?
00:26:49The King's looking for the Queen,
00:26:52where am I?
00:26:57How'd I get here?
00:26:58I found you and Victor
00:26:59passed out by the road,
00:27:00so I picked you up.
00:27:01Where's Victor?
00:27:01Still laid out on the side of the road.
00:27:03Relax.
00:27:04I already sent him home safe.
00:27:08I saved you.
00:27:10You owe me a proper thank you.
00:27:13What exactly do you want?
00:27:15Come with me.
00:27:16Did you hit your head too?
00:27:18I'm dead serious.
00:27:20Besides,
00:27:21I still need you around
00:27:22to clean my place.
00:27:23Top-tier labor like me
00:27:24doesn't work for free.
00:27:26Don't worry.
00:27:26I'm about to cash in big,
00:27:28enough to take care of you
00:27:29for the rest of your life.
00:27:30Even the fairy tale world
00:27:32has scammers now.
00:27:33I know loads of wealthy ladies,
00:27:35and they all really like me.
00:27:37So your master plan
00:27:38is being a male escort?
00:27:39Hell no!
00:27:40I'm auctioning myself off.
00:27:41That's literally
00:27:42the exact same thing.
00:27:43I'm auctioning off
00:27:44a private dinner date with me.
00:27:46Highest bidder takes it.
00:27:49Ladies!
00:27:50Welcome to my exclusive auction.
00:27:52Up for bid tonight,
00:27:54an intimate dinner with me.
00:27:56Starting bid,
00:27:56100 gold towels.
00:27:58200!
00:27:59300!
00:28:00500!
00:28:00500 towels just for a meal?
00:28:02Are these rich ladies
00:28:02out of their minds?
00:28:03500 going once.
00:28:05Any higher offers?
00:28:07600!
00:28:07700!
00:28:081,000!
00:28:111,000 towels.
00:28:13Going once,
00:28:14going twice.
00:28:152,000!
00:28:172,000!
00:28:18So!
00:28:22Be here at 7 tonight.
00:28:26Guess there really are people
00:28:27with more money
00:28:28than common sense.
00:28:32Sorry to keep you waiting,
00:28:34my lady.
00:28:36It's you?
00:28:39It's you?
00:28:43You jerk!
00:28:44How dare you prank me!
00:28:45I'm doing you a favor.
00:28:47I just doubled your worth.
00:28:48Drop the act.
00:28:49Hans isn't even here.
00:28:52What's your real agenda?
00:28:53I'm running off with Hans.
00:28:55Not on my watch.
00:28:56We'll see if you can stop me.
00:28:57What?
00:28:58You want to throw hands?
00:29:00I may not be a royal guard,
00:29:02but I know actual kung fu.
00:29:08I'm literal a god.
00:29:09You really think I'm just being dramatic for attention?
00:29:16Bro!
00:29:16You finally showed up!
00:29:18Sorry I'm late.
00:29:19Victor and Adrian have been hiding you all over the place.
00:29:21It took forever to track you down.
00:29:23Come on.
00:29:24I'll take you somewhere no one will ever find us.
00:29:26You all say the same line.
00:29:27Did you guys plan this together?
00:29:28They take you away just to lock you up.
00:29:31I'm taking you to set you free.
00:29:35If you don't trust me,
00:29:36I'd rather end it right here.
00:29:38At least then I wouldn't live every moment
00:29:40fearing for you.
00:29:41Don't be crazy!
00:29:42Of course I trust you!
00:29:43Then will you come with me?
00:29:45It's fine if you don't.
00:29:47It's all my fault.
00:29:48I couldn't protect you sooner.
00:29:49Huh?
00:29:52They're here.
00:29:54They're your brothers.
00:29:55You ought to stay with them.
00:29:57But I hate seeing you miserable.
00:30:00Get me out of here.
00:30:01I'm so useless.
00:30:03My magic energy's drained again.
00:30:07That's enough, right?
00:30:09Now picture how you want to leave this place.
00:30:12Hmm.
00:30:19What the heck is this comproption?
00:30:27Stop them!
00:30:36See ya, losers!
00:30:45Silas!
00:30:46Cut it out now!
00:30:57I really shouldn't have run away.
00:31:13Damn spirit.
00:31:15Damn fairytale world.
00:31:17Damn everyone.
00:31:26Your majesty, wild beasts have been lurking in this forest lately.
00:31:29We need to stay sharp.
00:31:32Ah!
00:31:33Monster!
00:31:37I'm not a monster!
00:31:39You've got every unflattering trait rolled into one.
00:31:43Must suck looking like that.
00:31:45Your majesty, help me!
00:31:50Your majesty, I'm the one you've been searching for.
00:31:52His highness is looking for a hot guy in floral boxers, not some total freak.
00:31:57Aren't you searching for the man with the matching bread bite?
00:31:59Let me bite a piece of bread, you'll see.
00:32:01We're out hunting.
00:32:02Why would we carry bread?
00:32:17How did you get yourself into such a mess?
00:32:19It's a long story.
00:32:21Just get me out of here first, okay?
00:32:23Name anything you desire.
00:32:25Gold, jewels, a palace.
00:32:27I'll give you everything.
00:32:28I don't want anything right now.
00:32:30All I need is a quiet knight.
00:32:31Consider it done.
00:32:36Oh!
00:32:37Who's this guy?
00:32:39The quiet knight you asked for.
00:32:42I paid thousand gold towels to buy him from Prince Charmy.
00:32:46I meant knight, not knight!
00:32:49Oh, my bad.
00:32:50Try enunciating clearer next time.
00:32:52Ten thousand tails down the drain.
00:32:54He could have just given me the tails directly.
00:32:56Anything else you want?
00:32:58I promise I won't mess this up.
00:33:00I want a gaming laptop.
00:33:02I want to listen to Michael Jackson.
00:33:04And I want the latest iPhone.
00:33:09Search every corner of the kingdom for a laptop, Michael Jackson, and the latest iPhone.
00:33:14Your Majesty, what even are those things?
00:33:16I've never heard of them.
00:33:17Go ask the evil queen's magic mirror.
00:33:19Just bring them to me in ten days.
00:33:22I was just joking around, and he's dead serious about it.
00:33:33This lifestyle is actually pretty great.
00:33:35Is that the man the king plans to marry?
00:33:37Yep.
00:33:38The one who jumped off the ball balcony in those silly floral boxes.
00:33:40I used to mock that Snow White for having an Adam's Happel.
00:33:43Never thought our future queen would have stubble, too.
00:33:45I'll never get what His Majesty sees in him.
00:33:48I couldn't care less about being some queen.
00:33:51Watch your mouths.
00:33:52You're just a lowly floor cleaner.
00:33:54You really think you're some kind of queen?
00:33:58Say that again.
00:33:59Lord... Lord Knight.
00:34:00I didn't know it was you.
00:34:02Apologise.
00:34:04Our apologies!
00:34:08I thought you'd never set foot in the palace again.
00:34:11Where you go, I go.
00:34:15What are you doing here?
00:34:16Not leaving you alone with him?
00:34:17Keep my rivals right under my nose.
00:34:20Safest way possible.
00:34:21From today onward, he's your personal stylist.
00:34:28Perfect.
00:34:29Not bad at all.
00:34:30Didn't know you actually had real skills.
00:34:33Obviously.
00:34:34I've done so much for you, yet you've never praised me ever once.
00:34:38It's just a haircut.
00:34:39How hard could it be?
00:34:40I can do this just as well.
00:34:46Stop!
00:34:47What are you doing?
00:34:48Cutting hair isn't any harder than chopping firewood.
00:34:50Let me handle it.
00:34:52I groom my horse's mane just like this.
00:34:55Everyone says he's the finest in the realm.
00:34:57This style looks way better.
00:34:58You ruined my perfect work!
00:35:02All of you, cut it out!
00:35:04Yeah, it definitely looks terrible now.
00:35:07What am I supposed to do with this mess?
00:35:12I can fix your hair back to normal in an instant.
00:35:14Really?
00:35:14That's amazing!
00:35:16You're the best bro ever!
00:35:18But you know, I need a kiss from you to recharge my magic.
00:35:21No way!
00:35:25Why not?
00:35:26He's just trying to take advantage of you.
00:35:29I've always seen him as a brother.
00:35:31Why would you think so low of me?
00:35:32Recharging magic with a kiss?
00:35:34Even the seven dark spirits in the enchanted woods wouldn't dare spout such nonsense.
00:35:38I don't blame you for not knowing the immortal rules.
00:35:40I'm only trying to help.
00:35:41All of you, shut up!
00:35:43I trust Silas!
00:35:44He's straight!
00:35:45He'd never hit on me!
00:35:46I really want to help, but I hate seeing you argue with them over me.
00:35:49They're only skeptical because they care about you.
00:35:51It's my fault I'm so weak.
00:35:53Always needing a recharge to cast spells?
00:35:55Don't be mad at them.
00:35:56Look at Silas!
00:35:57What a decent guy!
00:35:59He's still defending you even after you accused him!
00:36:02Don't fall for his fake act!
00:36:04You messed up my hair, and now you won't even let Silas fix it?
00:36:07What exactly is your problem?
00:36:09I'll shave my entire head to make amends.
00:36:11Even if you shave your entire scalp bald, my hair still won't grow back!
00:36:13I'll craft you the most exquisite wig in the whole kingdom!
00:36:15Wearing a wig in sweltering heat?
00:36:16You want to supplicate me?
00:36:17Wear this crown.
00:36:18No one will even notice your hair.
00:36:20Wearing this is basically admitting I'm your queen.
00:36:23I lost my hair, not my common sense!
00:36:24If they're really gonna kiss, Silas can't be the only one getting all the perks.
00:36:28What's your plan?
00:36:29If one of us gets to kiss him, all of us do.
00:36:31We'll let Silas fix your hair.
00:36:33But there's one condition.
00:36:35What condition?
00:36:37We all get a kiss too.
00:36:39Are you kidding me?
00:36:40I just want to fix my hair!
00:36:42Why is this turning into some cheesy romance drama?
00:36:44Uh-oh!
00:36:46Fine.
00:36:46But only one kiss per person.
00:36:50I'm just doing this for my hair.
00:36:52Only for my hair.
00:36:56This kissing game is nowhere near mine.
00:37:06Victor, are you kissing him or gnawing Tree Bar?
00:37:09No!
00:37:10No!
00:37:14What are you doing?
00:37:16I'm not catching their germs.
00:37:18Must be lightheaded from all the kisses.
00:37:20That's why I'm breathing so heavy.
00:37:27I'm sorry you had to go through all this because of me.
00:37:32I should be thanking you.
00:37:34Come on, bro.
00:37:36Bro!
00:37:37Bro!
00:37:45It actually doesn't feel that bad kissing them.
00:37:53Why not?
00:37:54Who do you think he liked kissing more?
00:37:56Me.
00:37:58You?
00:37:58He was clenching his fist the whole time.
00:38:00I thought he was going to punch you.
00:38:01Okay, okay, okay.
00:38:03That lowlife still seducing my sons in the palace.
00:38:06Fine then.
00:38:06Don't blame me for being ruthless.
00:38:10These are for Cinderella.
00:38:13He hasn't been home in ages.
00:38:15And I actually miss the boy.
00:38:17Mom, are you okay?
00:38:18Make sure he gets these.
00:38:20And don't you dare sneak a bite yourselves.
00:38:26I stayed up all night baking these just for you.
00:38:29Your snoring last night even woke the pigs next door.
00:38:32Pastries?
00:38:33Sweet!
00:38:41I've never tasted anything this gross in my life!
00:38:45He made these, not me!
00:38:51Mom, what did you put in those pastries?
00:38:53Osminus' petals, honey, flour, plus a bottle of vinegar, a full bottle of chili oil, three
00:39:00spoons of salt, and a plate of must.
00:39:02Baking pastries or poison?
00:39:04I just wanted to teach that little brat a lesson!
00:39:08We work our backs off for money, only to end up with a cruel mother like you.
00:39:13Pack your things and leave this house.
00:39:15Now.
00:39:16What?
00:39:17Can't do this to me!
00:39:18I'm still your gorgeous, ageless mother!
00:39:29Ageless mother!
00:39:41Is he gone?
00:39:43It's no poison, just severe nausea from how horrid the pastries tasted.
00:39:48He'll wake up after a few days of rest.
00:39:50Your Majesty, I suggest sending the pastry maker to the enemy kingdom.
00:39:55Let them suffer the consequences.
00:40:03Perfect excuse to fake being out cold and get some peace.
00:40:08Alright, drop the act.
00:40:10It's me.
00:40:12Where the hell have you been hiding?
00:40:16You left me stuck here.
00:40:18Every day I'm either getting kissed, groped, chased, or tied up.
00:40:21I'm a total straight guy, and now I've got a fake blackout just to get some peace and quiet.
00:40:25Looks to me like you're loving every second of it.
00:40:28Where exactly do I look like I'm enjoying this?
00:40:30Victor selling his sword for you, Adrian dancing just for you, Leon spoiling you rotten, Silas making out with you.
00:40:36Cut it out!
00:40:37Those were all just accidents, pure reflex, total unavoidable mess.
00:40:42Fine, fine.
00:40:43Have it your way.
00:40:44What did I even do to tick you off?
00:40:46There are millions of people on Earth.
00:40:48Why me, of all people?
00:40:50Alright, I'll be straight with you.
00:40:52Lucas told me to bring you here.
00:40:54Lucas?
00:40:55That little troublemaker.
00:40:56I just bad-mouthed Marcus a little and he actually went this hard on me.
00:40:59You've totally misunderstood, Lucas.
00:41:01He just wants you to be happy and to see there's always someone who truly loves you.
00:41:07I'm already happy enough.
00:41:08I don't need his meddling.
00:41:09Happy?
00:41:10You haven't had a real smile since your mom passed away.
00:41:14You hide behind a prickly act, pushing away anyone who gets close.
00:41:18Prickly act?
00:41:19You ever seen a hedgehog with eight-pack ams?
00:41:23Now's really not the time for jokes.
00:41:26You think dragging me to this random weird place is going to fix my happiness?
00:41:31Happiness isn't something someone else gives to you.
00:41:34It's something you find on your own.
00:41:35We just want you to realize you're truly loved and get your passion for life back.
00:41:40And I've worked out the exact condition for you to head back to the real world.
00:41:44What's the condition?
00:41:46The moment you truly feel loved and genuinely happy, you'll go right back.
00:41:54What the heck kind of condition?
00:41:57You've already found it.
00:41:58You just haven't realized it yet.
00:42:00You don't mean those four guys, do you?
00:42:02Bingo! The answer's right in front of you.
00:42:05Wait, you're saying all four of them are crushing on me?
00:42:07No way that's real.
00:42:09They drop everything for you and grant every single wish.
00:42:12If that's not love, what even is?
00:42:20I bet they've got some kind of scheme going on.
00:42:23Wanna bet?
00:42:24Sure thing.
00:42:24You can pretend to pass out and hear what they really think.
00:42:28If they still can't get through to you, I'll send you back no matter what.
00:42:33Pinky swear.
00:42:34Remember this.
00:42:35Open up your heart and feel it for real.
00:42:38Don't even try cheating.
00:42:39I can read your inner thoughts.
00:42:41Ugh, you annoying little spirit.
00:42:43Maybe this is just a silly bet to you, but it means a lot to Lucas.
00:42:48He asked me to pass you a message.
00:42:52Brother, no matter where you are, I'll always be on your side.
00:42:56You're the best brother in the whole world.
00:43:00Lucas, you little rascal.
00:43:02I'll keep going for you.
00:43:07You left me.
00:43:08There's nothing serious with his body.
00:43:09Strong sensory jolts might snap him out of this faster.
00:43:13Sensory jolts?
00:43:19I mean stimulation.
00:43:21Not taking advantage of him.
00:43:22Then what am I supposed to do instead?
00:43:24Pain's the most reliable way to wake him up.
00:43:26Got it.
00:43:27This ought to hurt plenty, right?
00:43:30Victor, what on earth are you doing?
00:43:32Don't you dare pull any crazy stunts.
00:43:36Stop, please just stop.
00:43:38I swear he just twitched a little.
00:43:40Just a muscle spasm.
00:43:42Totally normal.
00:43:44Try something else.
00:43:47Thank God I'm not the one stuck lying there.
00:43:53My arm!
00:43:55Did he just break it?
00:43:56Maybe we should call it off.
00:43:58Are you looking after him or hurting him?
00:44:00Just one last try.
00:44:02Hold on.
00:44:03For Lucas.
00:44:04And the bet.
00:44:06God, just put me out of my misery already.
00:44:09That's enough for today.
00:44:10This is just plain cruel.
00:44:12I can't watch anymore.
00:44:16Victor, I'll never let you get away with this.
00:44:20If this keeps up, I'll end up crippled before I even wake up for real.
00:44:24I know you can't hear me right now, but I only have the guts to say this when you're out
00:44:27cold.
00:44:28My Cinderella, I've had a crush on you since the very first day we met.
00:44:32What?
00:44:33The spirit was actually telling the truth?
00:44:35Making you chop wood and train with the sword was just an excuse to keep you close to me longer.
00:44:41I know it sounds dumb, but I've never been good at expressing feelings.
00:44:46All I know how to do is always protect you.
00:44:49I never thought the cold, quiet Victor was also into guys.
00:45:04My face is burning up so bad, and my heart, it feels all warm and fuzzy too.
00:45:12There's nothing.
00:45:13This is fresh milk I milk myself.
00:45:15It'll leave your skin silky and glowing effortlessly.
00:45:18Your lashes are all messy.
00:45:20Let me tidy them up.
00:45:21Don't you dare touch my eyelashes!
00:45:23Your stubble needs trimming too.
00:45:24It looks ruggedly handsome, but I prefer you clean shaven.
00:45:27Wait a second.
00:45:28He's into me too?
00:45:29What exactly are you doing?
00:45:31Just pampering him.
00:45:32He's been bedridden for days.
00:45:33I'm just keeping him well-groomed.
00:45:34I know you've got feelings for him.
00:45:37So what if I do?
00:45:38You're gonna sentence me to death, your majesty?
00:45:40I always thought Adrian was kind of flamboyant, but I never expected someone this arrogant would fall for me.
00:45:44I'm not some tyrant king.
00:45:47If I were, you, Victor, and that sly pretty boy would have lost your heads ages ago.
00:45:51But right now I want you to leave at once.
00:45:58I remembered Michael Jackson was your favorite.
00:46:00What?
00:46:01Michael Jackson's actually a thing in this fairy tale world?
00:46:04I found a tribute act.
00:46:05Maybe his music can wake you up.
00:46:09What in the heck is this?
00:46:11This is nothing like the real Michael Jackson.
00:46:14I'm Michael.
00:46:16I'm Jackson.
00:46:17Huh?
00:46:18We're Michael Jackson!
00:46:20Uh-uh.
00:46:20Just a cheap knockoff.
00:46:22Total letdown.
00:46:23Billy Jane is not my lover.
00:46:26The kid is not my son.
00:46:28You're such a good-looking guy, yet your music taste is so weird.
00:46:31Still, it doesn't matter.
00:46:32You'll always be my perfect queen.
00:46:34They're total fakes.
00:46:35You hired the wrong people.
00:46:39Lord, just take me already and end this.
00:46:42I can get you out of here.
00:46:48You can drop the act.
00:46:50I know you're faking being asleep.
00:46:52Bro, swear you won't tell us all.
00:46:54I can't let them find out I'm awake.
00:46:55Then come with me.
00:46:56Leave all these guys behind for good.
00:46:59I prefer you clean-shaven.
00:47:01You'll always be my perfect queen.
00:47:02I've been dying to leave this place, but why do I feel kind of hesitant now?
00:47:08Let's go somewhere, just the two of us.
00:47:10Wait, are you also into guys, too?
00:47:12I'm nothing like them.
00:47:13They only want to possess you.
00:47:14I just genuinely want you to be happy.
00:47:17Don't listen to a single word he says!
00:47:20You're finally awake!
00:47:21You have no idea how worried I've been!
00:47:23If I kept faking it any longer, you'd probably trim off all my eyelashes.
00:47:28Glad you're awake.
00:47:29Looks like my earlier treatment actually worked.
00:47:31Treatment?
00:47:32You almost left me disabled!
00:47:33It must have been that Michael Jackson Tributes music that woke you up.
00:47:36Please, that terrible fake almost ruined music for me forever.
00:47:39Even though all of you did something for Cinderella, um, I'm the one who really woke him up.
00:47:43Because I'm the only one who actually cares about you.
00:47:45Sorry, I haven't eaten a thing all day.
00:47:51These are your favorite pastries.
00:47:53Relax.
00:47:54It's nothing like that gross food your stepmug makes.
00:47:56It's a radiance-boosting, nourishing soup.
00:47:58Drink it.
00:47:58You'll look refreshed right away.
00:47:59I had the royal chef make this just for you.
00:48:01It'll help you regain your strength.
00:48:02I was scared random snacks would knock you out again.
00:48:05All I brought is myself.
00:48:06Whenever you need me, I'm right here.
00:48:10Stop shoving!
00:48:10Don't make me draw my sword!
00:48:12Keep your filthy hands off!
00:48:13One more word out of you two and I'll have your hands chopped off.
00:48:15Quit bickering!
00:48:16Cinderella needs rest.
00:48:17Enough already!
00:48:20I've got a simple way to settle this whole fight.
00:48:27Each of you takes turns spending a day with me.
00:48:29Whoever makes me the happiest gets to stay by my side.
00:48:34I'm Peeper!
00:48:37That's the lamest secret code I've ever heard in my life.
00:48:40You got the thing I asked for?
00:48:43You sure this stuff actually works?
00:48:44Written a hundred years ago by a knight who sought to win a princess's heart.
00:48:47It didn't work for him.
00:48:48But failure is the mother of success.
00:48:50Uh-oh!
00:48:51Give flowers.
00:48:57I'll buy every flower you have here.
00:49:00Sir, this money's enough to buy every flower on the whole street.
00:49:04Then I'll buy every flower on the whole street.
00:49:07Dad!
00:49:08Someone's buying all the flowers on the whole street!
00:49:11Is this some kind of funeral procession?
00:49:14Nah, funerals don't use bright-colored flowers.
00:49:16Is he proposing?
00:49:17Doesn't seem like it.
00:49:19Look at his face.
00:49:19He looks ready to pick a fight.
00:49:22Sir Knight, what exactly are you doing here?
00:49:25I'm refining gold.
00:49:26The book says step two is to gift their favorite thing.
00:49:29And Cinderella loves gold more than anything else.
00:49:32You really think boiling rocks will turn into gold?
00:49:35Learned this trick from the alchemist in Bully Village.
00:49:40Sir, you know that guy's all talk and no real skill, right?
00:49:48My lord, Knight, you're super handsome, but you always look so stern.
00:49:52You need to smile to win his heart.
00:49:55Take my advice with a grain of salt.
00:49:58Maybe skip the smiling thing entirely.
00:50:02Hey, kid, want some cotton candy?
00:50:04Super sweet.
00:50:05Cheer you right up.
00:50:07This guy actually got scared half to death by his smile.
00:50:10Put that creepy smile away right now!
00:50:16These flowers are all for you.
00:50:18That's way too many.
00:50:19You think I run a flower shop or something?
00:50:20It's exactly what the book told me to do.
00:50:24And this gold is for you.
00:50:26I was in a coma, not brain dead.
00:50:27I can tell real gold from a rock.
00:50:29I boiled rocks all day trying to refine it.
00:50:31I'm sure the gold's hidden somewhere inside.
00:50:33My high school teachers were right.
00:50:35Knowledge really can change your fate.
00:50:37Cinderella doesn't look impressed at all.
00:50:40You look like you're constipated.
00:50:41I'm trying to charm you with my warmest smile.
00:50:44You smiled!
00:50:45I've never seen this guy smile once since I got here.
00:50:48Can't believe he'd step out of his comfort zone just for me.
00:50:51Thanks, Victor.
00:50:52And I'm actually really happy right now.
00:50:56Way too plain and boring.
00:50:58A little too flashy for my taste.
00:51:01This one's absolutely perfect.
00:51:03No one can resist my charm.
00:51:04Those three idiots don't stand a single chance.
00:51:07Shopkeeper, give me your biggest, brightest, loudest fireworks.
00:51:11I want the whole castle to see them.
00:51:13You planning to blow up a fortress or pop the question?
00:51:16I'm proposing to someone special.
00:51:18Follow me out back.
00:51:20This was reserved for Snow White and Prince Chalmers' wedding.
00:51:23I'll give you half price.
00:51:25Okay.
00:51:26Not enough.
00:51:27You're still short half the cost.
00:51:28This is handmade Italian silk embroidered handkerchief.
00:51:31Looks like there's snot stains on it.
00:51:33That's just saliva.
00:51:34Sorry.
00:51:35Cash only policy here.
00:51:36But dance for me.
00:51:38And I'll give you these fireworks for free.
00:51:40Hey!
00:51:41I'm a high society elite.
00:51:42You can't treat me like some street performer.
00:51:45Honestly, I've never met anyone as charming as you.
00:51:51Free fireworks now.
00:51:52Don't go back on your word.
00:51:55Hey!
00:51:55Are you trying to launch yourself straight to the moon?
00:52:03I'm going to put on the most romantic fireworks show you've ever seen!
00:52:13It's a dud?
00:52:17My face!
00:52:19Is my face still okay?
00:52:21It's fine.
00:52:21Just covered in soot.
00:52:23You look like you just climbed out of a coal mine.
00:52:25I can't let you see me looking such a mess!
00:52:28Are you here to cheer me up or trying to get yourself killed?
00:52:30I'm a total mess right now and you're just laughing at me!
00:52:33But you look like you're having fun.
00:52:35Does that mean I won?
00:52:35He cares more about his looks than anything else, yet he messed up his whole appearance just to make me
00:52:39laugh.
00:52:39It's actually pretty touching.
00:52:43Way too-
00:52:46Why'd you bring me here?
00:52:48Today, you're the king.
00:52:57Long live King Cinderella!
00:53:01Gotta say, being king's not half bad.
00:53:04Do whatever you want today.
00:53:06Order anyone around.
00:53:07You took advantage of me my first night here.
00:53:09I'm getting even.
00:53:11Guard?
00:53:13Yes, your majesty.
00:53:14Catch me a hundred butterflies.
00:53:16All different pattern.
00:53:18Grab the nets.
00:53:23A hundred butterflies.
00:53:24No repeats, I promise.
00:53:26Not bad.
00:53:28Next task.
00:53:30Swim across the moat and bring back the lion.
00:53:32Alive.
00:53:34Is he Adam's mind?
00:53:35That'll kill the king.
00:53:36Relax.
00:53:37The king'll never agree to this nonsense.
00:53:41Got it.
00:54:02Is he crazy?
00:54:06I was just messing around.
00:54:08I don't want him dead because of me.
00:54:12Cough.
00:54:24The lion you wanted.
00:54:27He's a king, and he fought a lion.
00:54:30Just for me.
00:54:33Good.
00:54:34Now I'm gonna fight you.
00:54:35I'm not as dumb as that lion.
00:54:37You sure?
00:54:39Yeah.
00:54:45I'm gonna beat you myself.
00:54:49Take this!
00:54:55Quit dodging!
00:54:57Alright.
00:54:58If that's your order.
00:55:04Why didn't you dodge?
00:55:07You told me not to.
00:55:11Why aren't you fighting back?
00:55:14I'd never hit you.
00:55:16Are you an idiot?
00:55:21Last task.
00:55:22Jump out that window.
00:55:24Your majesty!
00:55:25Don't do it!
00:55:25It's a bottomless drop outside!
00:55:27Got it.
00:55:30Your majesty, don't!
00:55:31Wait!
00:55:35You win.
00:55:36You win.
00:55:36I...
00:55:36I can't do it.
00:55:39You're the king.
00:55:40You could have said no.
00:55:41Why'd you listen to me?
00:55:43Because I want you happy.
00:55:52They're all trying so hard to make me happy.
00:55:54How do I choose?
00:55:55How do I choose?
00:56:01Trust me.
00:56:02They can't give you what I can.
00:56:07That's it.
00:56:13Is this my childhood home?
00:56:17Lucas?
00:56:18Bro!
00:56:18You're home!
00:56:19Come here!
00:56:20See the castle I built!
00:56:22Hans?
00:56:23Is that you?
00:56:24Go wash up.
00:56:25Dinner's almost ready.
00:56:28Mom, I missed you so much.
00:56:32Don't be scared, honey.
00:56:34I'll never leave you again.
00:56:38Don't just stand there.
00:56:39Come have a drink with me.
00:56:41You insisted on holding Lucas for the photo.
00:56:44He said no, so you cried.
00:56:45You ate five ice cream straight before you'd smile again.
00:56:48Got a stomach cake all night,
00:56:49and you stayed with me the whole time.
00:56:54Bro, where does this go?
00:56:56Right here?
00:56:59Bro, look!
00:57:00We're almost at the top!
00:57:01You're awesome.
00:57:02Duh!
00:57:05Hans?
00:57:07You lost weight.
00:57:08Take care of yourself out there.
00:57:10Don't live on instant noodles.
00:57:12Mom, how'd you know?
00:57:15Mom knows everything.
00:57:19Eat well.
00:57:20Take care of yourself.
00:57:22I love you.
00:57:24Don't stress too much.
00:57:25You're doing great.
00:57:28Bro, no matter where you are,
00:57:31be happy, okay?
00:57:33I wish I could stay here forever.
00:57:37Sorry.
00:57:38I thought you'd be happy,
00:57:39not crying.
00:57:40No, I am happy.
00:57:42This is the best gift I've ever got.
00:57:45Ah, casting that spell wore me out.
00:57:48Don't worry, buddy.
00:57:49I got you.
00:57:51I got you.
00:57:55How's it been the past few days?
00:57:57Not bad.
00:57:57They're actually really nice to me.
00:57:59And they did make me happy.
00:58:00I finished the mission.
00:58:01When can I go back?
00:58:02Close your eyes,
00:58:03think of your happiest moment,
00:58:04and you'll be back in the real world.
00:58:06Shouldn't I say goodbye?
00:58:06They've done so much for me.
00:58:07What?
00:58:08Don't want to go back anymore?
00:58:15Why am I still here?
00:58:17You tricked me.
00:58:19Not my fault.
00:58:19Your happiness wasn't strong enough.
00:58:21How happy do I need to be to go back?
00:58:22Probably as happy as eating ten ice creams.
00:58:24What kind of stupid standard is that?
00:58:27Happiness is really hard to measure.
00:58:29What's Cinderella muttering about?
00:58:31Is he losing it?
00:58:32Even if he is,
00:58:34I'll still marry him and make him my queen.
00:58:36Dream on.
00:58:37I'd give up everything to fix him.
00:58:41Look how upset he looks.
00:58:43Guess we all failed.
00:58:44Maybe we can do something for him together.
00:58:46We can put on a play for him.
00:58:48I can't act.
00:58:49You don't have to.
00:58:50You're a walking tragedy.
00:58:52What play?
00:58:53Cinderella!
00:58:58I'm Cinderella.
00:58:59You're the prince.
00:59:00I don't dance.
00:59:01Didn't you say you'd do anything for Cinderella?
00:59:03Fine.
00:59:04I'll do it.
00:59:05You're the evil stepmother.
00:59:06Why me?
00:59:07Because you're the oldest,
00:59:08perfect for the part.
00:59:09What about me?
00:59:10You're the fairy godmother.
00:59:11I got some ideas for the role.
00:59:13No one cares about your ideas.
00:59:14Just be a pretty face who can't act.
00:59:16I'm the real talent here.
00:59:21Act 1.
00:59:22Cinderella cleans the floors.
00:59:23Cleaning the floor or doing aerobics.
00:59:25Called it living.
00:59:26Ever heard of it?
00:59:27Act 2.
00:59:29Cinderella dances at the ball.
00:59:32I only have one line.
00:59:34The whole play's just you showing off.
00:59:35Good actors know how to steal the spotlight.
00:59:36Just you wait.
00:59:40What's Leon up to now?
00:59:41His majesty has a surprise for you.
00:59:45What are you doing here?
00:59:47Watching the show.
00:59:47I want to see what surprise they put together.
00:59:49Hello everyone.
00:59:50I'm Cinderella.
00:59:52The floor cleaner.
00:59:53Is this a surprise or a nightmare?
00:59:55Ugh.
00:59:56Another busy day.
00:59:57I gotta clean floors, tables, windows,
00:59:59even wash my fat stepmother.
01:00:00I got a dream.
01:00:01To go to the ball and meet the prince.
01:00:03Looks like he's wearing your floral boxes.
01:00:05Shut up.
01:00:06Ow.
01:00:06Ow.
01:00:06You're not supposed to be out here yet.
01:00:08I'm here to steal the show.
01:00:09You wretched Cinderella.
01:00:10Come wash me.
01:00:13No.
01:00:14I never want to touch your ugly body again.
01:00:16Ugly?
01:00:16Let me show you my sexy body.
01:00:23They're stealing all the attention.
01:00:24I can't let that happen.
01:00:27I'm your fairy godmother.
01:00:28Cut it out.
01:00:30Hurry and turn me into a fancy gown.
01:00:32I gotta go to the ball and meet the prince.
01:00:34Me too.
01:00:35She's my fairy godmother.
01:00:36I'll pay you.
01:00:38I'll...
01:00:38My fairy godmother...
01:00:39Ow.
01:00:43Are you all here for my ball?
01:00:44You're not supposed to be here yet.
01:00:46Go back.
01:00:53I'll kill you!
01:00:56Welcome to Cinderella.
01:00:58The prince falls for the scheming fairy godmother.
01:01:01Cinderella's gonna dance alone now.
01:01:04Enjoy the evil stepmother's sexy muscle show.
01:01:12This is the craziest play I've ever seen.
01:01:15Is this considered work-related injury?
01:01:20What's Leon up...
01:01:22It's not so bad here.
01:01:23They're all a little crazy, but they're good to me.
01:01:26Spirit, you there?
01:01:28Can we change the rules?
01:01:30I don't want to leave anymore.
01:01:31Please?
01:01:40What the hell are you doing?
01:01:42We're here to help you bathe.
01:01:44No!
01:01:44I can bathe myself.
01:01:48What?
01:01:49Are you trying to drown me?
01:01:50Relax.
01:01:51You're way too tense.
01:01:52I'm just naturally tense, damn it.
01:01:54Your arms are so strong.
01:01:56Of course they are.
01:01:57You make me scrub floors all day.
01:01:59Easy!
01:02:00My hand's flesh and blood, not concrete.
01:02:05Got a clean here, too.
01:02:07Damn it.
01:02:07Why is my heart racing?
01:02:09It must be the water.
01:02:10Yeah.
01:02:11It's too hot.
01:02:14Your body's so hot.
01:02:16The water's too hot.
01:02:18Abs are clean.
01:02:19Now the lower half.
01:02:20No!
01:02:26Want me to stop?
01:02:28No.
01:02:28Don't stop.
01:02:30Damn it.
01:02:30What am I doing?
01:02:33Whatever.
01:02:34Just go with it.
01:02:36It feels so good.
01:02:37Keep going.
01:02:39Don't stop.
01:02:40So good.
01:02:44I'm back?
01:02:46Oh my god, you just passed out.
01:02:47Yeah, that was a loud one.
01:02:48How'd I get here?
01:02:49And just now, that felt incredible.
01:02:51Did he just say incredible?
01:02:52Mr. Hands, if you're alright, head back to the dressing room and rest.
01:02:55I'll tell the guests we can restart whenever.
01:02:56Uh, yeah, sure.
01:03:00This is that damn spirit's fault.
01:03:02Spirit!
01:03:02Get out here!
01:03:04You awake now?
01:03:05How am I back?
01:03:06And out there, that was so humiliating.
01:03:08It looked like you were having a little too much fun.
01:03:10Didn't want you getting too comfortable, so pulled you back early.
01:03:13You're a real pal, you know that?
01:03:14Mr. Hands, your guests are here.
01:03:15Get ready, you're up.
01:03:20Did they come back too?
01:03:24Guess!
01:03:28No way.
01:03:30All that stuff in the fairy tale world.
01:03:32How could it-
01:03:33Mr. Hands, time to go!
01:03:47Of course it's you four.
01:03:50Mr. Hands, are you back with us now?
01:03:52Go ahead, make your choice again.
01:04:13All of them.
01:04:15I want all of them!
01:04:19Now that's what I'm talking about.
01:04:22Mr. Hands out!
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