00:00But we had a mystery recently where somebody came to the front door with a tortoise and said,
00:06your tortoise escaped. I'm like, oh, yeah, maybe they buried under the garden to do that.
00:11And so I took the tortoise and then my wife came home and said, that's not our tortoise.
00:20And also, it's not even a tortoise, it's a terrapin. So we call the RSPCA like that.
00:27And then we live right off the River Thames and we were like, we think it's come off the Thames.
00:31Should we put it back in the Thames? And they were like, no, that's illegal.
00:34So now we just have a terrapin in a pond out the back.
00:37Oh, my goodness. It's incredible. It's the plot of the sequel.
00:40Yes. Now we need to find its way home.
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