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00:00I kissed Elle.
00:00I don't want to look at you.
00:02I don't want to be around you.
00:04And you can tell Elle I am done with her too.
00:06I don't want to lose Shannon as a friend.
00:08Previously on Elle.
00:10It's my mom.
00:11We were there to arrest her.
00:12Thousands of dollars in cash was reported stolen from school today.
00:15We found it in her car.
00:16You don't need to come to your own defense if we do it for you.
00:21It's everything we got from Anderson's office.
00:25What if the receipts aren't real?
00:27Principal Anderson was stealing money because he was being blackmailed for his secret.
00:33But by whom?
00:35Mayoral hopeful, Dean Wilson.
00:38You picked the wrong student body to mess with.
00:43E-L-L-E.
00:45That's how we...
00:48She's back.
00:50Shannon.
00:50Turns out, sweet, innocent Elle Woods is nothing more than a backstabbing blonde bitch.
01:03I think everyone would like to hear more from the great Elle Woods.
01:09Look, whatever you're about to read right now, I wrote it a long time ago.
01:13I never thought they'd actually print it.
01:15I'm sorry, these logistics are fascinating, but what is it she actually wrote?
01:20Basically, we were a hardship she had to overcome.
01:23We're not as privileged as she is.
01:25We're so focused on justice that we don't care that we dress like crap.
01:32But don't worry.
01:33She makes sure everyone knows it's not our fault that we don't have the access to the things that she
01:38does.
01:38Because what I've learned is to treat everyone with love and kindness, even if they don't have a skincare routine.
01:48It's not like anyone was rolling out the welcome wagon for me when I got here.
01:52I mean, you all prejudged me, too.
01:55Was Donna mean to you, too?
01:58Because according to these, when you got Donna fired, you didn't care about her job.
02:01You cared about your own comeback.
02:03What?
02:04You cared about all that shit about clearing Donna's name.
02:07You just cared about looking like a hero in front of the school and all those cameras.
02:11Well, now we know why your mom was filming everything.
02:13It wasn't like that.
02:15I just wanted to show I can make a positive impact somewhere.
02:21I don't know.
02:22Elle's also been pretty loyal.
02:25I mean, she's annoyingly dependable.
02:29Loyal is an interesting word.
02:32Because this is a person who also kissed Miles the night my mom died.
02:39Are you for real?
02:43I know this all sounds bad, but I...
02:45It sounds bad because it is bad.
02:52Please believe me.
02:53I want to be here.
02:57Seattle doesn't want you here.
03:06I want you to choose something for both of us.
03:09Why don't you just tell me what you want to watch instead of trying to make me guess?
03:14It's not Roadhouse, which we've watched, what, a hundred times?
03:17You love Roadhouse.
03:18No, you love Roadhouse.
03:20If I go along with it, that's not the same thing.
03:22I can't watch Patrick Swayze rip someone's throat out one more time.
03:26Oh, hey, honey.
03:27We were just having a little...
03:29Do you even realize what you've done?
03:31I...
03:32Okay.
03:33I hear your point, but we were both fighting.
03:35This isn't about you and Dad.
03:36Who cares about Dad?
03:37Hey!
03:39Yeah, you're right.
03:40No.
03:41Not the time to dissect that.
03:43I'm going to go.
03:49I know you submitted my Cosmo application after I specifically told you I didn't want to apply.
03:55It doesn't even matter that I won because everything else is gone.
03:58Oh, my God, that's a...
04:01Marvel.
04:02I was finally making progress here, and you threw it away.
04:06I was just trying to give you some options.
04:08Oh, well, it seems like option A is everyone hates me, and option B is everyone really hates me.
04:13And they should.
04:15I really hurt their feelings.
04:17But you were working so hard on that application.
04:19I just didn't want you to regret making a rash decision by not applying.
04:23So, you made a rash decision of your own.
04:28Elle, you don't even like Seattle.
04:32But I did.
04:37I will fix this.
04:40Just stay out of it this time.
04:42I don't need your help.
04:47Good morning, students.
04:48Let's talk about the plumbing situation.
04:50I'm not sure what you guys are putting in the urinals in the boys' room.
04:55But, um...
04:57No, I'm in the middle of just two minutes.
05:00But, we've said it before, the pipes are old.
05:03Pick cards, pick cards.
05:06Okay.
05:07Well, before we go, a couple of very limited words from Elle Woods.
05:16Just, where's the button when you're ready?
05:25Thank you, Interim Principal Burke.
05:27Who I think we can all agree is the fearless leader we need during these times.
05:32Okay, keep talking.
05:36To put it in a vernacular, I think you'll all understand.
05:41What else should I be?
05:45All apologies.
05:47Kurt Cobain.
06:02I know, due to recent events, many of you believe that I think I'm, you know, too good for this
06:09place.
06:10But that couldn't be further from the truth.
06:14I mean, I've actually learned so much from you all.
06:19Like, the other day, I caught myself frowning and I didn't even try to correct it.
06:26And I just did it again.
06:29Which you can't see, but, uh, yeah.
06:32I know I can't deny I wrote those horrible words in my essay, but I wrote them before I fell
06:40in love with Seattle and before I got to know all of you.
06:46I am so, so sorry for hurting the people I've come to appreciate so much.
07:09When you were in the floor, couldn't look you in the eyes.
07:19You're just like an angel, your skin makes me cry.
07:29You float like a feather in a beautiful world.
07:40I wish I was special.
07:43I wish I was special.
07:45You're so fuckin' special.
08:01Hello, what's residence?
08:02Mom, you were right.
08:03I'm only happy when it rains.
08:08I'm only happy when it's complicated.
08:12And though I know you can't appreciate it,
08:16I'm only happy when it rains.
08:39You'll want to hear about my new obsession.
08:47I'm lightin' high upon a deep depression.
08:52I'm only happy when it rains.
08:55I'm only happy when it rains.
08:57I'm only happy when it rains.
09:08This one's got a pretty split racket.
09:11That's what I said now.
09:13Got some fish steel up on his jacket.
09:16Ain't in his head now.
09:17You marry him, your father will condone you.
09:21How about that now?
09:22You marry me, your father will disown you.
09:25He'll eat his hat now.
09:27Marry him or marry me, I'm the one that loves you many kids, you see.
09:31I ain't got no future or family tree,
09:33but I know what a princess lover ought to be.
09:36I know what a princess lover ought to be.
09:53Hey, Mom.
09:54I'm up here.
09:56Come in.
10:01Welcome to Bruiser's New Palace.
10:03I know.
10:04Oh my.
10:05I know, I know.
10:05He's always wanted a canopy.
10:07I know.
10:08And I'm just getting him resettled into his pied-a-té.
10:11How was school?
10:12It was great.
10:14Ah.
10:15I was still fluent in 99% of the gossip.
10:18It was like I never left.
10:19See, L.A. doesn't hold grudges like Seattle.
10:21Even with your dad's whole nose situation,
10:24I feel like people don't hold it against us.
10:26Uh, what does dad think?
10:28I'm sure he would be happy for us.
10:31You haven't talked to him?
10:32Well, we are big believers in absence makes the heart grow fonder.
10:38Does he know that?
10:40Oh, before I forget, I just RSVP'd for us to that pre-Golden Globes party at Candy Spelling's Canyon House.
10:48To think, we almost missed such an important night for a bunch of people who don't even like me.
10:54You still haven't heard from anyone from Seattle?
10:56They have had all of winter break to respond to my calls.
11:00I just need to move on and find people who like me for me.
11:03Honestly, this internship couldn't have come at a better time.
11:05Tomorrow is such an important step toward your future.
11:09And you can do anything.
11:11Remember that.
11:41So this is obviously the first day of the rest of your lives.
11:44I did this internship ten years ago, and now I am an executive assistant.
11:49You're all Cosmo girls, or you wouldn't be here.
11:52But let's go over some do's and don'ts.
11:55You.
11:55Denim.
11:56Do.
11:56Body suits.
11:57Don't.
11:58Minimalism.
11:58Do.
12:01But I think it's cresting.
12:04Being a Cosmo girl is all about being current.
12:07There is a shared language and fashion.
12:09And you all need to speak it.
12:11And I can't help but notice that no one is writing this down.
12:17Now, I wasn't sure if I wanted to save this until tomorrow, but, well, seeing your eager
12:24little faces, I just, I have to tell you, does everyone know who Anna St. George is?
12:30She's my favorite stylist of all time.
12:32I once wrote a petition to the Nobel Prize Committee to honor her work in the field of
12:35faux fur.
12:36Well, we work with her a lot here at Cosmo, and your week is going to end with a styling
12:41session with her.
12:42Like, in the flesh.
12:46You can clap.
12:48Now, whoever impresses her the most will get to assist her at the Golden Globes, where
12:53she will be styling Heather Locklear.
12:57Okay, pinch me.
13:00Your homework for tomorrow will be to present me with different accessories that you think
13:05could work for Heather.
13:06Heather, you're all here for a reason.
13:09Now it's time for you to prove it.
13:13Do you think that Patrick's waiting to be there?
13:16I hope so.
13:17Oh, my God.
13:18I might actually lose my mind.
13:23Is this like Golden Globes' party?
13:26No, that feels more people's choice.
13:28Oh, what about this for your Cosmo homework?
13:30I love that.
13:31He's a designer.
13:34I heard they have unethical labor practices.
13:38What?
13:41Never mind.
13:41I don't know why I said that.
13:42Must be a Seattle thing.
13:44Yeah, Seattle can get to your head like that.
13:46Yeah, Madison was only there a few days before she started making out with some activist guy.
13:51What?
13:53Oh, I mean, maybe that happened, but also, I could be wrong.
14:03Maybe you guys could find that purse in a vegan leather.
14:10Yeah, that purse doesn't come in a vegan leather.
14:15You kissed Dustin?
14:19Yes.
14:22Um, why didn't you tell me?
14:25Well, we were fighting, which would have been bad enough,
14:29but considering we were fighting about how much you had been withholding from me,
14:34I don't know, maybe there was some tit for tat in there.
14:39I'm sorry, I should have told you,
14:42but I don't want to keep things from each other anymore.
14:46I feel like we just got back to a good place.
14:49Yeah, we have.
14:51In the spirit of being honest with each other, can I ask you something?
14:55Of course.
14:57Based on your face and your whole everything right now,
15:02do you have a crush on Dustin?
15:06Uh, no.
15:09I don't.
15:11I mean, if anyone in Seattle was crush material, it was Miles.
15:16I just feel bad that I made you feel like you couldn't tell me things.
15:20I should have fought harder for our friendship.
15:22Okay, well, I could have been more understanding when I came to visit.
15:25Well, I could be more understanding that you were less understanding.
15:35Are you sure you don't like him?
15:37He's running around kissing my best friend.
15:41Clearly, I don't know him as well as I thought.
15:44Good morning, students.
15:45Today's announcements start with some bad news.
15:48As your interim principal, I've had to make the very hard decision to cancel winter formal.
15:53Now, the school board is still in the process of digging itself out of the financial hole
15:57some recent events have put us in.
16:00Now, I know this isn't the outcome that you all would have hoped.
16:03Uh, and that concludes this morning's announcements.
16:08Dude, does this mean we can suck the healing mat out of the balloon arch?
16:14Have you heard from her again?
16:16No.
16:19She reached out a few times after she left, but, uh, I wasn't ready.
16:23I mean, I always thought she'd dump us for L.A., and here we are.
16:29You can just go back to the status quo now, right?
16:31It's kind of messed up that she just left without saying goodbye, though.
16:34Sure, we were all mad at her and weren't talking to her, but she just bailed.
16:38I guess now she can go to her precious golden gloves, though.
16:41Right.
16:41What?
16:43Normally, I only see you this fired up about, like, freeing to bed.
16:47So?
16:47So I wonder if you perhaps are having this reaction because you miss her?
16:53I wonder if you should perhaps stop talking.
16:58Bet you don't have morning coffees on the quad in Seattle.
17:01I think that coffee's the only part of that sentence that existed in Seattle.
17:05You don't have mornings?
17:06Well, oh, oh.
17:08Hey.
17:10Hi.
17:11He just said hi to you.
17:12You said hi back?
17:13That's basically third base.
17:14You'll be kissing in no time.
17:15Three-point plant style.
17:17Oh, maybe it could even happen at the pre-Golden Globes party.
17:19He's gonna be there.
17:20His aunt did the set design on Sibyl.
17:22Ooh, that'll give you guys time to figure out your best couple angles for prom portraits.
17:26I can't believe that it's already prom season.
17:28Like, didn't we just have winter formal before the holiday break?
17:31Oh, my God.
17:32Winter formal.
17:32Oh, you didn't miss much.
17:34Chad and Becca broke up again.
17:35Then they got back together again.
17:37No, I totally forgot to tell Donna about a balloon arch I had ordered to Rainier West for our...
17:43there, winter formal.
17:46I hope someone signed for it.
17:48I should have told them to position it on the West Wall for the most dramatic entry experience before I
17:53left.
17:53I'm sure it's fine.
17:55Can't they figure out their own balloon arch logistics?
17:58You're right.
17:59I just don't like leaving odds and ends undone.
18:04Hey, Dad.
18:05Miles!
18:06Guess who's here.
18:08Oh, there she was.
18:10Hi.
18:10Your dads have been so nice inviting me over so much now that you and Elle are gone.
18:16Oh, I just spoke to Elle.
18:17Yeah?
18:18Yeah.
18:19How... how is she?
18:20Hmm?
18:21Oh, well, you know, she's great.
18:25You know, she loves L.A.
18:26Really, sounds like she's thriving there.
18:28Oh, yeah!
18:29Mm-hmm.
18:30That's cool.
18:30Yeah, and because of the whole internship thing, she gets to go to the Golden Globes, which has always been
18:34her dream.
18:35I am so happy for her, even if I can't show my face in L.A.
18:39The whole persona non grata thing.
18:44So, uh, has she mentioned anything else or, like, anyone else?
18:51What do you mean?
18:53Like, uh, I don't know, anything about Seattle or anything?
19:00Mm-mm.
19:02Check this out.
19:05Whoa.
19:06What's with the banner?
19:08Elle approached me with one of her genius ideas at the homecoming meet.
19:13Her thought was that small businesses sponsored the dance, and that money goes to the support staff.
19:19It's win-win.
19:20That's, uh, not a bad idea.
19:26Hey, can we talk?
19:28Well, you just cut me so we're not off to a great start.
19:31Okay, whatever.
19:31Look, I have some intel.
19:33Seems kind of like a you thing.
19:34I'm fascinated to see what you think a me thing is.
19:36This is fine.
19:37The thing is about Elle.
19:40Hey, you remember the dance she was planning?
19:41You mean the one she asked me to?
19:44She asked you.
19:45Yeah.
19:47Clearly, she has good taste.
19:49Okay.
19:53So, I guess her whole thing was it wasn't really even about being a dance.
19:56It was a fundraiser for the support staff, which would have helped even more now since they got boned by
20:01Principal Anderson and Dean.
20:03Look, I know the dance was cancelled, but doesn't it seem like she was on to something?
20:08Unfortunately, yes, it's a good idea.
20:09I mean, not the dancing part or the school-sanctioned part or any of the old woodsy stuff, but the
20:15fundraising, that's good.
20:17So, should we do that?
20:18We could call Elle.
20:19No.
20:21We wouldn't do the Elle version.
20:24What's the one thing everyone at this school agrees is worthwhile?
20:27Carpet Mart.
20:29We could ask Bob's your uncle to perform and donate the proceeds.
20:31I mean, basically, like, our version of Live Aid set for school secretaries instead of famine.
20:36Yeah, that's good.
20:38We could call it our winter informal.
20:41Let's do it.
20:42Liz, you're good at zines, so we'll put you in charge of the flyers.
20:45I'm good at getting the word out, so I'll do that.
20:47And you can, you know, sweet-talk all the local businesses into sponsoring the event.
20:53And I could provide the drinks.
20:56My parents never locked their liquor cabinet.
20:58Great.
20:59I love that you're doing this to spite Elle.
21:01I mean, I try to tell everyone that Elle people are entitled.
21:04At the record state, we're doing this out of a desire to help others, not to spite Elle Woods.
21:08Exactly.
21:09That's what I was saying.
21:10The important thing is that we're doing this our way.
21:13Not Elle's.
21:15Not Elle's.
21:19Renew West High School.
21:20Donna?
21:21Elle Woods!
21:23Hi.
21:24I just called to apologize.
21:26There was a balloon arch situation I completely mishandled.
21:30Yeah, I'm not sure if that's an issue.
21:33No one's talking about it?
21:34Not that I've heard of.
21:37Well, great.
21:40Hey!
21:41Your dance is back on, baby.
21:45I didn't know it was off.
21:46Yeah, it was.
21:47But Liz and Dustin and Miles and, believe it or not, Kimberly got it back on track.
21:53Oh.
21:53Yeah, it's less of a dance and more of a concert at Carpet Mart.
21:58But I'm actually a little fuzzy on the creative.
22:01But it involves raising money for the school.
22:04And get this, they're calling it a winter informal.
22:09That's great.
22:10Yeah, well, you know these kids.
22:12They always march to the beat of their own drum.
22:15Yeah, they definitely do.
22:18Hey, so how's your, what you call it, internship?
22:23Oh, it's awesome, actually.
22:25Do you know Heather Locklear?
22:27Oh.
22:28I'm sorry, Elle.
22:29I have to go.
22:29There's a whole blood thing happening here.
22:31I'm glad you have me.
22:32This is what you wanted.
22:35Yeah.
22:47And that goes with that?
22:49Exactly.
22:49I know her reputation precedes her, but be prepared for Anna to be savage.
22:53Oh, she once pulled Carl Lagerfield out of a cat adoption ceremony to berate him for sending
22:58her the wrong pants.
23:02Not bad.
23:05I'm impressed.
23:07Everyone here is on trend, which means you're all on the right path.
23:11You have very similar taste, actually.
23:14We chose well.
23:21Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
23:24That we have the same taste, I mean.
23:26I think it's good.
23:28We're all channeling our inner and outer Cosmo girl.
23:32You knocked it out of the park.
23:33I'll be presenting all of your choices to Anna St. George at the styling session.
23:37Oh, my God.
23:39Particularly you, Elle.
23:41You have a real knack for this.
23:47So, how is the winter informal planning going?
23:51It's pretty complicated, but we'll figure it out.
23:55Elle called the school.
23:59Yeah, pretty sure she just wanted to hear how everything was going at school, but it definitely
24:05sounds like she misses everybody.
24:08Right.
24:12Can I say something?
24:14I have a feeling you will anyway.
24:17She obviously messed up big time.
24:20And I'm not happy about anybody hurting your feelings, but do you think there's a chance
24:25that your reaction to all this isn't even totally about Elle?
24:30I mean, what else could it be about?
24:31Well, sweetie, you have had a fear of abandonment since you were little.
24:35Justifiably, with your dad and all.
24:38So, you think this thing with Elle just fed into that?
24:42I'm just saying, maybe one day you could cut her the smallest break.
24:49I mean, she did basically save me from serving three to ten years in jail.
24:59Janet, can you put that rack there?
25:00No, not that rack.
25:01That rack over there.
25:03Where is her tab?
25:05She has to have her room temperature tab.
25:08I have it.
25:13We have your first choice look on the mannequin over there, and then those accessories we talked
25:18about.
25:19The interns and I found some earrings that feel pretty perfect.
25:23Can I just say it's not...
25:28Oh, they're lovely, right?
25:30The only thing more impressive than the interns' eye for earrings is maybe my eye for talent.
25:36That was a joke.
25:38Unless you don't want it to be.
25:43That's nice.
25:49Wait.
25:53I just want to say, this look is very 1994 Vogue.
26:02This is Elle, our most opinionated intern, who I'm sure means that 1994 Vogue is a great
26:09thing.
26:11It is.
26:12But it's also safe.
26:16Can I just...
26:18Becky.
26:23Ah!
26:24Ah!
26:25Ah!
26:26Ah!
26:28Ah!
26:31A Cosmo girl is fearless.
26:36And I'm sorry, but everyone in this room is full of fear.
27:04And we'd continue these safety pins to her mid-thigh with the sheer lining underneath.
27:14To me, fearless is finding something new.
27:28Good instinct.
27:34Okay, but pavement is so much better than the Smashing Pumpkins, it is actually insane.
27:39See, that is where you're wrong.
27:41Oh, really?
27:43Oh, not it.
27:47Let me guess, you want the new PJ Harvey?
27:49Obviously.
27:50Should be in Alt Rock, subsection, punk blues, sub-subsection, female punk blues.
27:57And also right here.
28:03How pissed are you at Elle?
28:06Uh, pretty pissed, but working on it.
28:11It's generous of you.
28:13Well, my mom pointed out that my reaction to Elle might be a tiny bit influenced by a general
28:19fear of abandonment with my dad, with certain people who hooked up with me at summer camp and
28:27then made sure no one ever, ever found out.
28:30Would you like a bag?
28:33Not no one.
28:37Told Shannon.
28:40Oh.
28:42I, uh, didn't know that.
28:45Yeah.
28:48Oh, uh, anyway, so I really came by because I have some bad news.
28:53Well, good news, disguised as bad news.
28:55Bob's your uncle broke up, so they can't perform at Carpenter.
28:59So we're screwed.
29:01Yes, I can totally see how that might be good news.
29:03Can you let me finish?
29:06I was thinking that maybe you would want to perform instead.
29:13Yeah, in what world?
29:14This one.
29:16The only person who's ever seen me perform in public is my mom, and that's because she
29:20came home early one time when I was singing in my room.
29:22Mm.
29:24But your music's really good.
29:27You haven't heard my music?
29:29Uh, like, only three people have ever bought that tape, so.
29:36Duh.
29:39Sick.
29:40Uh, yeah.
29:42Yeah.
29:42Yeah.
29:43It's, uh...
29:47Just think about it.
29:55So how does it feel to be back?
29:57Vanessa, is there a word stronger than ecstasy?
30:02Is that good?
30:03I know.
30:04There was, like, five seconds I thought I'd gotten myself banned from the world of fashion
30:08and possibly the world itself for life.
30:11But it was like, everything inside of me was telling to trust my gut and be my own self.
30:17Way to be profound, Elle.
30:18I just kept thinking about this thing Liz told me when I went to this pool party that
30:22wasn't actually a pool party in a bikini.
30:24Liz, who ran you out of Seattle?
30:26Yes.
30:28Sort of.
30:29It's more nuanced than that.
30:36Is that Heather Locklear?
30:38Why, Heather?
30:39Oh, my God.
30:40I am addicted to Melrose Place.
30:42Oh, Elle.
30:42We need to go say hi to her.
30:43Uh, more importantly?
30:44Hot Josh at 12.
30:45Now 11.45.
30:46Now 12.15.
30:47Let's get her.
30:50Hey.
30:52Do you think we could talk somewhere?
30:56Absolutely.
30:56I just remembered I have to pee.
31:14Excuse me.
31:23You can sit.
31:28How did you...?
31:29Please, don't draw attention to yourself I'm hiding.
31:42Who are you hiding from?
31:45Everyone.
31:47I'm hiding too.
31:49Not from everyone.
31:51Just a boy.
31:53What's wrong with him? Too short? Too dumb?
31:58Too expected.
32:01You impressed me the other day.
32:04Wow, that means, well, everything.
32:06You don't have to do that?
32:08Everyone does that?
32:09No, no, I mean it.
32:10I mean, your opinion means a lot to me.
32:12Well, you're going to assist me at the Golden Globes tomorrow.
32:19Oh.
32:21That's typically followed by a high-pitched scream.
32:25No, trust me, I'm screaming internally.
32:29I've imagined this happening so many times.
32:33And now it finally is, and...
32:38It feels...
32:40It feels...
32:43Expected.
32:49Yeah.
32:51It's a long story, but I spent last semester somewhere really out of my comfort zone.
32:59It was the first time in my life I felt...
33:04Challenged.
33:05And now I'm here, doing what I love, and it's...
33:10Not...
33:11Challenging.
33:14I have a friend who worked at Perry Ellis.
33:17And, uh, he felt the people at his fashion house were playing a little safe.
33:22So, one day, he decided to be fearless.
33:26He went against the grain and sent a line of flannel and Doc Martens down the runway.
33:31Critics crucified him.
33:32What kind of idiot puts a beanie on Cape Moss?
33:36He totally bombed.
33:38And his bosses at Perry Ellis fired him on the spot.
33:44It was the most compelling runway I've ever seen.
33:50Friction.
33:51Sometimes friction means you're in the right place.
33:56I have to make the rounds.
34:02Before you go, who is your designer friend?
34:06Mark Jacobs.
34:09Hm.
34:11Keep my eye out for his name.
34:13I'll do the same for yours.
34:22Are you kidding me?
34:23Are you kidding me?
34:24The studio was suing me. I've gone bankrupt because of this.
34:27I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm, I'm so sorry.
34:30What's going on? Are the past apps not getting passed enough?
34:33I'm not sure. The caterer recognized her mom and started freaking out.
34:38Oh, my God.
34:40That's my dad's botched nose job, lady.
34:42It's my job just to pay for my reconstructive surgeries.
34:45He didn't bankrupt you?
34:48Your money problems were all over page six, well before you ever stepped foot into Wyatt's office.
34:54I made a few bad financial decisions, okay?
34:58But this isn't about the money.
34:59They took away my cover of Soap Opera Digest, alright?
35:03They gave it to Kelly Ripa.
35:04Kelly Ripa!
35:05You and I should have a private conversation somewhere.
35:08Oh, oh, private. I'm so sorry. I'm being too loud for you. I'm embarrassing you. I wonder what that feels
35:14like.
35:14I, I, I know that he made a mistake.
35:17A mistake. This is more than a mistake, okay? He ruined my life.
35:20This is bad.
35:22Please, come on.
35:23I'm, I'm not going to cause a scene. I just want to talk to her. I, I, I'm fine.
35:28You're a monster.
35:30Monster!
35:31I don't know. She's, you know, I, I mean, I think her anger issues probably cost her her career.
35:39That's sad. And, and not Wyatt's very minor mistake, Jordan.
35:43Um, but in, in some ways, some, some might say that Wyatt actually helped her career because I don't know
35:49that she should have done that soap cover.
35:52This nose might have opened up her career. She could be smelling success!
35:57Hey, hey, okay, hey, hey, hey, are, are you alright?
36:00My dad's PR person can make this go away like that.
36:03Okay. Just say the word.
36:05Word.
36:06Um, maybe I could talk to my mom alone for a second.
36:10Of course.
36:13Hey, hey, hey, hey.
36:15What, what are you, what are you gonna do?
36:17I don't know.
36:19I think I'm gonna send her flowers tomorrow morning.
36:22Okay.
36:22And hope that everything will be okay.
36:24I just, I feel like we keep running away from our problems instead of facing them head off.
36:29You and dad, me and basically everyone in Seattle.
36:35Okay.
36:35Why?
36:37What if we went back?
36:40LA is an easy fix to a hard problem.
36:43Sweetie.
36:44And, and something I'm realizing is I miss doing things the hard way.
36:49Seattle has friction.
36:51And, and I think I need that.
36:56Passion will always be here for me, but I still have a lot of life to learn.
37:05I know you just got your life back.
37:07Let's do it.
37:09Really?
37:10Yeah.
37:11I mean, it's a great idea.
37:13Let's go.
37:14And I have some friction that I need to face too.
37:21Uh, maybe tomorrow?
37:24Okay.
37:25Yeah?
37:25What about, what about the Golden Globes?
37:26There's this thing called an informal in Seattle I think I'd rather be at.
37:32Okay.
37:34There's, um, there's just one more thing I need to do.
37:54Who are we spying on?
37:56Hmm.
37:57I thought these agents would have some good gossip, but it's just a boring story about Mr. Holland's opus.
38:04Hmm.
38:06How is she?
38:09She'll be okay.
38:13And are you still hiding from Josh?
38:17Not actively.
38:22I actually wanted to talk to you about something.
38:26You're going back to Seattle.
38:30How, how did you...
38:31I know you.
38:33Your heart's still there.
38:34But I don't want to make the same mistakes as last time.
38:38Our friendship means so much to me.
38:41And I want to be better about checking in and visiting.
38:44You know, the thing about being friends with someone like you...
38:49Is knowing when to let them shine.
38:52Oh.
38:54Oh.
38:57Oh.
39:04Someone's getting better about not barking the entire flight.
39:08A little jet better.
39:17I'm going to go meet Dad outside.
39:19Okay.
39:20You take your time.
39:31Hey.
39:39I'm not sure if you ever want to speak to me again, but...
39:43The only thing weirder than talking to you feels like not talking to you.
39:50How are you?
39:51Um, coming.
39:53You?
39:54Going.
39:55Back to my Dad's house.
39:58I was only here to get some things in order and...
40:01I've been being honest.
40:04To blow up my life a little?
40:05A little.
40:08Yeah, I deserved it.
40:10I'm sorry for outing your kiss to the school.
40:14I think a big reason I was so mad at you guys was because I was mad at myself for
40:19breaking up with him in the first place.
40:22And at the universe for taking my mom away.
40:27I'm sorry.
40:29For everything.
40:31I don't want to be mad at you.
40:33Forever.
40:35Or him.
40:38You guys have to live your lives and I have to live mine.
40:45Final boarding for Denver Flight 712.
40:48Please report to gate...
40:49Am I the only thing stopping you from being with him?
40:56Probably.
40:59Well...
41:01I'm okay.
41:04Bye.
41:12Bye.
41:20So...
41:21Excited to be back?
41:39No.
41:45Sorry, I didn't want to get into this until later, but if you're asking me...
41:49Sorry, I didn't want to get into this until later, but if you're asking me...
41:51No.
41:54Okay.
41:55I know you and Seattle didn't get off on the best start and I think maybe it's because we didn't
42:00try...
42:00Seattle's not the problem.
42:03Okay.
42:04It's just been easier to blame Seattle because it's so easy to blame Seattle than...
42:11to dig into the thing that's actually making me unhappy.
42:16Which is?
42:21I've let your career dictate my life.
42:26And then you made this mistake...
42:29that turned our lives upside down and I just...
42:34let you.
42:35Didn't you just do that?
42:37Didn't you just spearhead that whole Cosmo thing with Elle and you didn't even ask me how I felt about
42:42it?
42:43Yes, exactly.
42:44Because the Woods family policy is to just avoid our problems at all costs.
42:48And I sent in Elle's Cosmo application because I didn't want to admit how unhappy I am.
42:53I was running from you and our problems and I have to just...
42:57face them.
43:00Head on.
43:02Well, what does that look like?
43:07Oh.
43:10Hi, Dad!
43:15Hey, I know I acted all cool and put on a brave face when we spoke on the phone, but
43:20I...
43:20really missed you.
43:21You cried almost every time we spoke.
43:24Yeah.
43:25And I'm so happy to see you two.
43:28But there's a winter informal I really need to get to, so...
43:31Copy that.
43:35Chad and Charlie said that your friend Liz is performing tonight.
43:39She's what?
43:40Yeah.
43:40But why didn't you tell me?
43:42Well, until 24 hours ago, you were still living in L.A.
43:46I can't miss Liz's debut as the next...
43:51um...
43:51famous girl singer she'd have a reference for.
43:53Carole King.
43:54Step on it, please.
43:56Go, honey.
44:02Sorry.
44:03Check.
44:04One, two.
44:08Okay.
44:09And I help?
44:10Uh, I got it.
44:12Okay, well, I'm gonna do it anyway.
44:16Uh, how's it looking out there?
44:17Oh, there's so many people.
44:19Yeah, it's wild.
44:26Are you good?
44:29Yeah, I'm fine.
44:33I'm fine.
44:35It's me.
44:38Yeah, I'm kind of freaking out.
44:44Oh, well, now I'm freaking out more.
44:53It was supposed to have the opposite effect.
44:55Why would that have the opposite effect?
44:56I don't know.
45:02Check.
45:03One, two.
45:04Check, check.
45:06Okay.
45:09Let's do it again.
45:19Liz Miller to the stage, please.
45:21Liz Miller to the stage.
45:22Shut up, Todd.
45:31What is this?
45:32It's not even rush hour.
45:34Well, there's an Urbana tribute thing happening at Mercer Arena.
45:38Wait.
45:39It's just a cover band.
45:40I mean, it's not even the original lineup for obvious reasons.
45:42I didn't make this big, life-changing choice just to screw up the physical embodiment of this big, life-changing
45:47choice.
45:48I respect that, sweetie, but it's not like I can move these cars.
46:07Hi.
46:10Hi.
46:12My name is...
46:13I don't know what I'm doing.
46:14You already know who I am.
46:17Go, Liz!
46:18Woo!
46:19Woo!
46:20Woo!
46:39I'm making a run for you.
46:46Wait.
46:49I know what you're gonna say, and you're gonna try and talk me out of it, but I promise I
46:52will be safe.
46:53I just need you to trust me, okay?
46:54You forgot something.
47:10Bye, Dad!
47:10Good luck!
47:13No!
47:14Come on!
47:15Come on!
47:27Think she'll make it?
47:30She'll make it.
47:31End in heels.
47:35You got this!
47:36Don't hate me, don't hate me, don't hate me.
47:38Just make me, just make me, just make me, just make me.
47:42You make me, you make me, you make me.
47:47Figure it out.
47:47You got this!
47:49Don't hate me, don't hate me, don't hate me.
47:52Just make me, just make me, just make me.
47:55You make me, you make me, you make me.
47:58Figure it out, you can figure it out
48:01Don't hate me, don't hate me, don't hate me
48:05Just maybe, just maybe, just maybe
48:08You, baby, you, baby
48:11Figure it out, you can figure it out
48:23They did this themselves
48:33Snowflakes
48:48I missed you, did I miss it?
49:13In a vernacular, we'll all understand
49:17Here's a Nirvana song
49:19I know that one
49:21Actually, technically, it's a cover of a cover
49:23Because, technically, Nirvana covered this themselves
49:25So, um, right
49:31Go Liz!
49:57Would you believe me when I tell you
50:01You are the queen of my heart
50:04Cause don't deceive me when I hurt you
50:08Just say the way it seems
50:11Can you feel my love, can you feel my love, can you feel my love, can you feel my love,
50:24can you feel my love, can you feel my love, can you feel my love, can you feel my love,
50:25can you feel my love, can you feel my love, can you feel my love, can you feel my love,
50:25can you feel my love, can you feel my love, can you feel my love, can you feel my love,
50:25can you feel my love, can you feel my love, can you feel my love, can you feel my love,
50:25can you feel my love, can you feel my love, can you feel my love, can you feel my love,
50:26can you feel my love, can you feel my love, can you feel my love, can you feel my love,
50:26can you feel my love, can you feel my love, can you feel my love, can you feel my love,
50:26can you feel my love, can you feel my love, can you feel my love, can you feel my love,
50:37can you feel my love, can
50:41There are many.
50:42This felt more important.
50:54You really hate me, huh?
51:03What happened to the Elwoods who never gives up?
51:07I didn't give up.
51:08Right.
51:12Okay, I technically did, but I also apologize.
51:15I called. I even emailed. No one wanted to hear it.
51:18Because we were hurt.
51:20I was hurt.
51:23And then you just left.
51:27Why'd you ask me to the dance?
51:30What?
51:30Why did you ask me to the dance?
51:35Why'd you say yes?
51:41Are you seriously gonna make me say this out loud?
51:46Pepper...
51:50Pepper...
51:51Yeah.
52:09I've just got a few feet.
52:10Yeah.
52:10Yeah.
52:12Yeah.
52:12Yeah.
52:13Yeah.
52:13Yeah.
52:13Yeah.
52:14Yeah.
52:15Yeah.
52:26When I tell you
52:29You are the queen of my heart
52:32Just don't deceive me
52:34When I hurt you
52:36Just ain't the way it seems
52:39Can you feel my love?
52:42Can you feel my love?
52:47Can you feel my love?
52:50Can you feel my love?
53:31Can you feel my love?
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