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00:00:30Once upon a time, there was a wicked scientist. His name was Dr. Goldfoot.
00:00:44This wicked scientist made girls.
00:00:52They weren't really girls. They were robots, is what they were.
00:00:58And they couldn't be killed no matter what you did to them.
00:01:04This was all part of a plot by the diabolical Dr. Goldfoot to take over the world.
00:01:14But the alert brains at Security Intelligence Command, SICK as it is known, were ever on guard.
00:01:26Of course, SICK had to have a little help.
00:01:30And they got it.
00:01:37Now, to some people, it might appear that Dr. Goldfoot was indeed succeeding in taking over the world.
00:01:50But the forces of good were ever on his trail.
00:02:09This all led to a wild chase through the hills of San Francisco.
00:02:19The wicked Dr. Goldfoot was finally caught like a rat in the trap.
00:02:27And came to an untimely end.
00:02:31And so finished the nefarious career of the wicked Dr. Goldfoot.
00:02:37And now, Mr. Goldfoot...
00:02:58SICK ATTRAICK SISTER
00:03:19Peekaboo
00:03:49Announcing the arrival of flight 402 from New York City at gate 5.
00:03:55Flight 402 at gate 5.
00:04:03Oh, excuse me.
00:04:05It's not your fault at all, young man.
00:04:08Say, aren't you?
00:04:09No, no, I'm not, no.
00:04:11I'm, uh, Professor Piotr Gorski, the famous sousaphonist.
00:04:16Perhaps you've attended one of my concerts.
00:04:18Oh, no, I'm not a sousaphone fan.
00:04:20You aren't? Well, that's too bad, you see.
00:04:22Because, um, well, fan clubs are springing up all over the country.
00:04:27All over the world.
00:04:29Oh, the sousaphone's big, huh?
00:04:31Oh, oh, yes.
00:04:33We just had a stupendous engagement in Paris.
00:04:36And now we're on our way to...
00:04:38No.
00:04:39Yes, you're right, my dear, of course.
00:04:42But I'll give you a hint.
00:04:43Where we're going, everything is covered with snow.
00:04:49Piles and piles of snow.
00:04:53Arrivederci.
00:04:56Uh, I was sure I met him someplace before.
00:05:06Oh, terrible.
00:05:08Another general gone up and smoked?
00:05:10Cigarette general.
00:05:11No, thank you.
00:05:12Well, here we are.
00:05:14A chilly little filly, isn't she?
00:05:20Uh, would you like me to accompany you?
00:05:23Uh, that won't be necessary, thank you.
00:05:25You couldn't anyway.
00:05:26The base is restricted.
00:05:28Oh, I see.
00:05:29Thank you, Jack.
00:05:29See you.
00:05:40Don't catch cold!
00:05:53Hi.
00:05:55Hi.
00:06:26You may, uh, turn off the regenerating circuits now, my dear.
00:06:41Well, our little gingerbread cookie should be about ready to pop out of the oven.
00:07:01Well, what do you know?
00:07:03Yes, an exact reproduction and programmed for love and destruction.
00:07:10Hard job.
00:07:11Hard job.
00:07:12Take her and, uh, dress her for her role.
00:07:15Yes, I have a general who's just dying to lose his good conduct medal over her.
00:07:21Go on.
00:07:46It's been most pleasant.
00:07:50It's nearly time.
00:07:51So let them back up.
00:07:53A bit more respect, please, for a calling.
00:07:56Our post is most important.
00:07:57I'll take the girls.
00:07:58You take the post.
00:07:59We're two, idiot.
00:08:00Come on, let me look through it.
00:08:04We're two at exactly seven, you know.
00:08:06Chicho, a Chinese guy.
00:08:08Where?
00:08:09Oh, you're crazy.
00:08:09I only see young...
00:08:11He's a spy.
00:08:11I know, he's a Chinese spy.
00:08:12Come on, come on, let's go.
00:08:13A gentleman.
00:08:14I said, let's go.
00:08:15I wonder where he went.
00:08:17Hmm.
00:08:25Hey.
00:08:41You sempoltons, this is impossible.
00:08:43Show up late one more time, and I'll get rid of you.
00:08:45Hey, you don't mean that.
00:08:46Some people are coming.
00:08:47Be quiet.
00:08:51Evening, madame.
00:09:06Here I am, Dr. Goldberg.
00:09:08What?
00:09:09Here I am, Dr.
00:09:10Speak up, Fong.
00:09:11Oh, I'm sorry.
00:09:13Yes.
00:09:13Here I am, Dr. Goldberg.
00:09:17Exactly as you ordered.
00:09:19Good, Fong.
00:09:20Good.
00:09:21Here is our lovely creature.
00:09:25Is that the hatchet girl?
00:09:27No, you idiot.
00:09:28No.
00:09:29No, it's her duplicate.
00:09:31And you're going to have to take care of the real one, Fong.
00:09:35Come, my dear.
00:09:37Out of the car, out of the car.
00:09:41That's it.
00:09:48After you.
00:10:03In the park today.
00:10:04He's the China man.
00:10:05Oh.
00:10:07No, give him such a...
00:10:10Shoesies.
00:10:14Hey.
00:10:15What?
00:10:16Wait, wait, wait.
00:10:17I'll tell her.
00:10:18I'll tell her.
00:10:18I'll tell her.
00:10:19Oh.
00:10:19Wait a minute.
00:10:19Where is it?
00:10:20Okay.
00:10:20I'll tell her.
00:10:21Oh, please.
00:10:23What?
00:10:23Hey, the company.
00:10:24Oh, come on.
00:10:25Oh, come on.
00:10:26Oh, come on.
00:10:26Oh, come on.
00:10:27Oh, come on.
00:10:28Good work.
00:10:31Look.
00:10:31Men's room's our only chance.
00:10:34Grab them by the armpits.
00:10:36Okay.
00:10:49You're doing nicely, right here.
00:10:58Oops.
00:10:59Steady.
00:11:00Oh, thank you.
00:11:15Go get her.
00:11:41¿Qué pasa?
00:11:49Zip, and away.
00:12:20Now go, go to work.
00:12:22Zip, and away.
00:12:46Now, do you hear me?
00:12:50Fall.
00:12:51Now go.
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00:17:52No me es mi culpa que me bella, señor. Solo que soy un americano y todos los americanos.
00:17:58Usted es un rato, ¿eh, Bill?
00:18:01Yo estaba solo que ser amigable, señor.
00:18:03Sólo que ser amigable, señor.
00:18:05No, vamos a olvidar, ¿no?
00:18:07Ahora, Bill, me lo cuenta.
00:18:10Dos generales de Estados Unidos fueron killed durante 24 horas.
00:18:13Y un general de Estados Unidos fue un buen Stephenio hace un poco.
00:18:17I lo sé.
00:18:18Me da miedo.
00:18:19Me da miedo.
00:18:20confes baffles me. Really.
00:18:22As I recall, you've been
00:18:24thrown out of sick.
00:18:25Something to do with girls.
00:18:27You keep on saying that. Yes, I do like
00:18:30them, but I also know that I saw Dr.
00:18:32Goldfoot at the scene of the General's death.
00:18:35Your imagination.
00:18:36You're wrong. I saw him with my own
00:18:38eyes.
00:18:39Really now, Bill?
00:18:41Is that where you came here?
00:18:44That's what I came here to tell you.
00:18:46Bill, it's perfectly simple.
00:18:48Inventing this wonderful story
00:18:50about Dr. Goldfoot
00:18:51is merely a device to get back into the good graces
00:18:54of sick. Take it from me.
00:18:56Goldfoot is dead. You hear me?
00:18:58Goldfoot is not alive.
00:19:02Are you completely mad?
00:19:03The red phone is aligned to the President.
00:19:13General Benson? Benson here.
00:19:16You'd like to talk to me, sir?
00:19:17Certainly. How about the NATO General's explosion?
00:19:20The what? Oh, yes, the explosion.
00:19:22What about them?
00:19:22I'm sure the explosions are only mere coincidences.
00:19:26And I'm sure they are not.
00:19:27I want a full investigation.
00:19:28I shall hold you fully responsible.
00:19:30Do you understand?
00:19:32Say no more.
00:19:32I am responsible.
00:19:33Say to it.
00:19:34Yes, sir, personally.
00:19:35Everything possible shall be done.
00:19:37I assure you.
00:19:38I don't want the possible.
00:19:40Yes, sir.
00:19:40I want the impossible.
00:19:47Benson, please.
00:19:48For your own good.
00:19:49For the good of the country.
00:19:50You, be quiet.
00:19:52I have just finished talking to the President.
00:19:55Look, Dr. Goldfoot is still alive and is responsible for the death of those generals.
00:20:00Rosanna.
00:20:04Yes, sir.
00:20:10This way.
00:20:13Here I go.
00:20:13Here I go.
00:20:20Please.
00:20:25Excuse me.
00:20:25Can we discuss this whole ugly mess over a cup of espresso?
00:20:28I don't drink coffee.
00:20:29It keeps me up at night.
00:20:31Oh, well, just one other thing, then.
00:20:32Could you step outside for a minute, please?
00:20:34Oh, please?
00:20:39Ow!
00:20:45My dear General Willis, as you know, you are the last surviving general of NATO.
00:20:51Do you ever wonder why?
00:20:53Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, why?
00:20:56Because I, I, I, I must study and, uh, practice very carefully your, uh, your speech pattern and your every
00:21:01movement, so that I can imitate you perfectly.
00:21:05Then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then I shall take your place as sole commander of NATO.
00:21:14You can't do that!
00:21:15Let me out of here!
00:21:16I order you to let me out!
00:21:18You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, feed, feed, feed!
00:21:22Let, let, let, let, let, let me, let, let me, let, let me, let, let, let, let me out!
00:21:29You rang?
00:21:31No, I snapped my fingers.
00:21:33Una figura de la palabra.
00:21:36¿Qué deseas, Master?
00:21:38Tu objetivo para este día, mi querido, es él.
00:21:42Tú tienes la idea.
00:21:45Te lo haré, pero te lo haré solo.
00:21:47Recuerda que estamos en casa.
00:21:49¡Vámonos!
00:21:56¡Vámonos!
00:21:561, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.
00:22:02¡Me quiero un beso!
00:22:04¡No, no! ¡P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-S!
00:22:09Y luego no había nada.
00:22:29y otro general
00:22:30bites the dust
00:22:45Dr. Gopher
00:22:46the next group of girl bombs
00:22:49is ready
00:22:49naturally you idiot
00:22:51of course they're ready
00:22:52my machine does
00:22:53everything automatically
00:22:54it's just good old
00:22:56fashioned know-how
00:22:59there you see
00:23:01hard job
00:23:02do you have my checklist
00:23:03yes there it is
00:23:07now let me see
00:23:11check the melting point
00:23:13of the plastic material
00:23:15check
00:23:16check
00:23:17and activate the circuit
00:23:20activate it
00:23:24contact
00:23:25hahaha
00:23:26ha ha應該
00:23:27greeted me
00:23:29by the hidden
00:23:32in the
00:23:33it is
00:23:43everywhere
00:23:45does the
00:23:49públic
00:23:49human
00:23:51movieculosis
00:23:54has
00:23:55already created selected
00:23:55indication
00:23:55in the game
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00:32:22Eso es lo que piensa.
00:32:45Ac, dc.
00:32:53No.
00:32:59No.
00:33:06There.
00:33:09Here are the selections, gentlemen.
00:33:13Yes.
00:33:15Here we are.
00:33:17It's...
00:33:19477
00:33:21and...
00:33:25478.
00:33:28Summon these agents, please.
00:33:30And now, let us adjourn
00:33:32to the conference room, gentlemen.
00:33:35Hello.
00:33:36Summon agents 477
00:33:39and...
00:33:45gentlemen.
00:33:46This is the moment we've most anxiously been waiting for.
00:33:50That door will open
00:33:51and through it will walk courage itself.
00:33:54The world's safety is in the hands of these brave men.
00:33:58Open the door.
00:34:07Ow!
00:34:07No.
00:34:08It's got to be a mechanical reaction.
00:34:10Every time I kiss you, you hit me.
00:34:12You hate coffee and you hate kisses.
00:34:13I hate coffee.
00:34:14There, you're right.
00:34:15I like kissing.
00:34:16But it seems that's all you think about.
00:34:19It's one of my hobbies.
00:34:20Don't you realize this is the second time we've seen each other?
00:34:24You're right.
00:34:24I've lost a lot of time, haven't I?
00:34:25Stop it.
00:34:26Then you don't really know why I asked you up here.
00:34:29So you can slap me.
00:34:30No.
00:34:31Because I like you.
00:34:32And I like to help you.
00:34:34Look at this.
00:34:34I shouldn't tell you, but these are the two agents who were chosen by the electronic brain to track down
00:34:42the exploded generals.
00:34:43These are the two idiots.
00:34:45Right.
00:34:45Two idiots plus one.
00:34:48I'm gonna join them, you mean?
00:34:50If you join them and can solve the case, you'll get back into sick.
00:34:55That's wonderful.
00:34:56You've earned a kiss.
00:34:58Oh, silly.
00:34:58Really?
00:34:59Stop it.
00:35:00Here.
00:35:00Let's drink.
00:35:02Thank you.
00:35:03Success.
00:35:09You know something, old breath of the Gobi Desert?
00:35:13Hmm?
00:35:14That Bill Dexter makes me nervous.
00:35:20You know something else?
00:35:22I absolutely must have that girl, Rosanna.
00:35:27Incredible.
00:35:28So, you do have a heart, Dr. Goldford.
00:35:32Oh, don't be silly.
00:35:33I don't want to osculate her.
00:35:35I want to...
00:35:35I want to duplicate her.
00:35:37Go on.
00:35:44You think it's easy to take over the world?
00:35:48Your sandwich, sir?
00:35:52Would you like a drink?
00:35:53Uh, bring me one, please.
00:35:59Oh, isn't he cute?
00:36:01I'm glad I found you two.
00:36:03Listen, the three of us have to join forces, boys.
00:36:06Why?
00:36:06Because I can tell you where to find the man responsible for those generals, Dr. Goldfoot.
00:36:10That's nice, but I prefer eating my hero.
00:36:13Interesting, Dexter.
00:36:14What else do you know?
00:36:15Well, in my personal researches, I have found that a large villa has recently been rented to a man from
00:36:20out of town.
00:36:21The villa has a huge underground network of rooms.
00:36:23And one other thing.
00:36:24The new owner of this villa has ordered large amounts of plastics.
00:36:27Do you know what that means?
00:36:28I don't.
00:36:28Tell me and make me laugh.
00:36:30Well, it's obvious, my dear Franco.
00:36:32All the generals have exploded in a plastic fallout.
00:36:35Goldfoot is making plastic bombs disguised as girls.
00:36:38We've got to go to his villa and unmask him.
00:36:42Unmask a weird, Dr. Goldfoot, there's weird girl bombs?
00:36:44Please, sir.
00:36:45Pure invention.
00:36:46You only want to get back with the...
00:36:48You sound just like Benson.
00:36:50Exactly.
00:36:51He told us not to trust you.
00:36:52And that's the head of...
00:36:53We got nothing but complete fate in it.
00:36:56So you don't want to conduct these investigations with me, right?
00:36:59This case is ours.
00:37:00And it's ours because we got superior brains.
00:37:02How can you join us?
00:37:04Find a case of your own.
00:37:06All right.
00:37:07I'll have to do it myself.
00:37:08I'll go and get Rosanna.
00:37:09Maybe she can convince Benson.
00:37:13He's got some nerve.
00:37:15You forget we went to agent's correspondence school.
00:37:17They made us learn about the criminal head.
00:37:19Stupid boy, you can't fool your superiors.
00:37:21Will you shut up?
00:37:22He's on the right track.
00:37:23How come you didn't say that?
00:37:25Because we'll beat him to the punch.
00:37:26Punch?
00:37:27What is he, thirsty or something?
00:37:28You're gonna get a punched head.
00:37:30I managed visually to photograph the whole villa's plan.
00:37:32Ah.
00:37:33Now we can both go and visit Goldfoot.
00:37:35We'll sneak up on him.
00:37:36Unmask him and then arrest him.
00:37:39Teacher, this is great.
00:37:40Your plan is gonna make us both heroes.
00:37:43I can't wait.
00:38:08I don't care, no.
00:38:12After all, thank you for that.
00:38:15salvar got three.
00:38:31Bowie saw her魔力.
00:38:34Shiit größer wasa.
00:38:35visit our table.
00:38:35I love you guys.
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00:40:12Oh, my God, darling.
00:40:56Oh, that's fine, fine. Go to it, my dear, you little insect.
00:41:03I'm going to squash him flat. He won't be around to bother me much longer.
00:41:09At first, I hardly knew you. Now I know everything. You're beautiful, and I love you.
00:41:15Hold on a second.
00:41:21How do you feel about coffee?
00:41:23Oh, I love coffee. We'll have some later. But right now, there are more important things to do.
00:41:29Now I've got it. You're not Rosanna. You're one of those gold-foot monsters.
00:41:32Rosanna hates coffee.
00:41:33Don't talk like a fool.
00:41:34Where's my Rosanna?
00:41:36I don't know.
00:41:37If you won't tell it to me, you'll tell it to sick.
00:41:40You fool. You will never get her.
00:41:42Dr. Goldfoot is too...
00:42:09That's not Rosanna. That's a jigsaw puzzle.
00:42:13I must find the real Rosanna. And I know she's at Goldfoot's.
00:42:30Tell me, O Star of the East, whom do I look like now?
00:42:35Goldfoot.
00:42:37Goldfoot?
00:42:37I look exactly like General Willis.
00:42:40Ha-ha! The late General Willis.
00:42:48Hello?
00:42:49Arcade post number seven. A military vehicle is approaching the villa. Shall I open fire?
00:42:54No. No. No. Let them pass.
00:42:58Ha-ha-ha.
00:43:00Plan four B.
00:43:04Plan four B.
00:43:05Plan four B.
00:43:21Plan halfway.
00:43:23Plan four B.
00:43:30Plan five C.
00:43:31Plan four B.
00:43:32Plan five C.
00:43:34Oh, stop girl, stop, we have visitors, well good morning girl. Good morning dear lady. To what do we owe
00:43:42this honor? Well, may we look around the villa? Oh, please, please be my guest.
00:43:47Well, now you two gentlemen, I can see by your clothes that you are archaeologists, hmm? And now if you
00:43:54are interested in foundations, no, not that kind. Look there, look there, that's one of the oldest buildings in Rome.
00:44:03It was built in the 10th century. Now, perhaps you have an intelligent relative you'd like to enroll.
00:44:11Oh, perhaps you'd like to see our girls perform some of their gymnastics. Yes, we'd like that.
00:44:41Well, Colonel, everything is fine here. Call off the alarm. C2, call off the alarm.
00:44:47Something seems very funny here. What seems funny? Don't know, but I want to find out. Let's look around.
00:44:53Come on. Come here, lads. Hey, where's he going? I don't understand. Colonel Benson, there's plastic spies around here.
00:45:00Oh, shut up in my soul. Oh, Chicho, look at him. They're going to Chinese torture us. Chicho, do something.
00:45:06Hurry, please, you must save me.
00:45:08Please, ladies, please, please, please.
00:45:31Take these two idiots down to the girls' exercise room. I'll join you in a minute.
00:46:07What's going on?
00:46:08What's going on here? Stop!
00:46:09Oh, Goldfoot! What are we going to do now?
00:46:12Stop it, you idiots! Stop it! Oh, come here.
00:46:31That's the day I forgot to oil the machine.
00:46:33That's the day I forgot to oil the machine.
00:46:35That's the day I forgot to oil the machine.
00:46:38That's the day I forgot to oil the machine.
00:46:46That's the day I forgot to oil the machine.
00:46:50That's the day I forgot to oil the machine.
00:46:53That's the day I forgot to oil the machine.
00:46:54That's the day I forgot to oil the machine.
00:46:55That's the day I forgot to oil the machine.
00:46:55That's the day I forgot to oil the machine.
00:46:55That's the day I forgot to oil the machine.
00:46:56That's the day I forgot to oil the machine.
00:46:57That's the day I forgot to oil the machine.
00:46:57That's the day I forgot to oil the machine.
00:46:58That's the day I forgot to oil the machine.
00:47:00That's the day I forgot to oil the machine.
00:47:02Uhhh, ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:47:08No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:47:40Ah! The other one. He can't escape us. Sound the bell.
00:47:51Franco! Franco!
00:47:58Goldfoot has Rosanna in there. Have you seen her?
00:48:00I don't know, Goldfoot. I don't know Rosanna. I don't know anybody. Goodbye.
00:48:03Wait a minute. What about Chichio?
00:48:04He's big and strong. That nutty place is a complete crazy house. I'm only a coward.
00:48:08Oh, no, you don't. You're coming with me.
00:48:22Dr. Goldfoot.
00:48:23Yes, what is it? Wounded Willow Blossom?
00:48:26Bill and the other secret agent have arrived.
00:48:30You know something? Because of that dratted, forgive me, that stupid but dangerous Bill Dexter,
00:48:37I'm going to have to change my plans. Accelerate them.
00:48:47Proceed. Proceed. Give it to him.
00:49:11Peking is on the line.
00:49:14Peking? Oh, thank you, my dear lady.
00:49:16Yes? Yes?
00:49:22Hello.
00:49:24Yes.
00:49:25Yes, yes, but there's been a slight change of plans.
00:49:29Yes.
00:49:30Yes, you see, I had to use one of my girl bombs to do away with the last surviving NATO
00:49:36general.
00:49:36Sooner than planned.
00:49:37But his B-52 is already loaded with a super hydrogen bomb for the war maneuvers tomorrow.
00:49:46It's a very simple matter for me to take the place of General Willis because, well, we look very much
00:49:53alike.
00:49:53Yes, and I personally promise you that I will deliver that bomb over Moscow.
00:50:05Oh, no, no, no, no, that wasn't the bomb.
00:50:08Now, about our plans to divide the world.
00:50:12Well, forgive me, but I've made a few notes.
00:50:15Yes, I've made just a few notes here.
00:50:16Now, I get all of South America, California, Las Vegas, Capri, and, of course, the Playboy Clubs.
00:50:24Yes, tax-exempt.
00:50:25Yes.
00:50:25And you get Asia, Africa, Palermo, and Coney Island.
00:50:31Yes.
00:50:31And as for the rest of the world, well, it's share and share alike.
00:50:35Yes.
00:50:35Oh, by the way, I've already sent back your crew.
00:50:38They were very intelligent and very helpful.
00:50:41Yes, those laboratory technicians, you remember?
00:50:44What's that?
00:50:46Oh, yes, of course, you Chinese really hate to waste anything, don't you?
00:50:50Hmm.
00:50:51Yes, you would like all of my, uh, remaining girl bombs.
00:50:55Hmm.
00:50:56Well, I'll tell you something.
00:50:58I've already sent them back to you.
00:51:01Yes.
00:51:02My personal gift to your ma.
00:51:06Goodbye.
00:51:07Thank you.
00:51:08Bye.
00:51:08Oh, what a beautiful war.
00:51:13America and Russia will destroy each other in a colossal atomic conflict.
00:51:20And we Chinese will control the world.
00:51:33An exact duplicate.
00:51:36Yeah.
00:51:56Your command's my pleasure, sir.
00:51:57Yes, naturally.
00:52:00Now you, you will stay here.
00:52:03And you are commanded to kill any living thing that enters this villa.
00:52:08Those are your orders.
00:52:09Do you understand them?
00:52:10I do.
00:52:10Your orders are clear, Dr. Goldfoot.
00:52:13All right, then.
00:52:14Obey them.
00:52:14Come.
00:52:16Come.
00:52:20Come.
00:52:20Come, my friends, to the garage.
00:52:22And in 15 minutes, we'll be at the airport.
00:52:32I'll go first.
00:52:33You protect my rear.
00:52:34But who's protecting my rear?
00:52:47Chicho, how do I get you out of here?
00:52:49I'm...
00:52:50How?
00:53:03Rosanna.
00:53:03Rosanna.
00:53:04I'm Chicho.
00:53:05I know you're Chicho.
00:53:06Where's Rosanna?
00:53:08Stay here.
00:53:16What have they done to you?
00:53:18You're half frozen.
00:53:19I have to throw you out and get you out of here.
00:53:22You are living things.
00:53:25Therefore, you must die.
00:53:28Look out!
00:53:47Oh, my God, I have to throw you out of here.
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