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00:04Where's the ball?
00:05No!
00:06No!
00:07No!
00:08No!
00:13I'm pro-going!
00:16Damn!
00:22Yes!
00:23You're a good boy!
00:24Don't make me chocolate, you!
00:28You're gonna be like this today, aren't you?
00:38Hello, hello, and welcome to Taskmaster.
00:41I'm your host, the crook-minded overlord known as Tom Gleeson,
00:45and I've assembled a line-up of meek pricks
00:48to desperately compete for my immense golden head,
00:51aka the Taskmaster Trophy.
00:56Joining me this season, we have Anissa Nandela,
01:01Brett Blake,
01:04Celia Popola,
01:06Joel Creasy,
01:08and Perth's very own, Rose McManus.
01:13And next to me, he still uses the term stiffy,
01:17and he uses it daily.
01:20It's Tom Cashman.
01:26How's it going, Lessa Tom?
01:27Oh, it's been a tough week.
01:29Oh.
01:29I mixed up my shopping list and my bucket list.
01:36I went into a travel agent and accidentally ordered a kilogram of muesli.
01:41And then I went into a supermarket and accidentally ordered 10 kilograms of muesli.
01:50All right, I'm ready for the penultimate prize task.
01:53What have you got there?
01:54For tonight's prize task, Brett Blake has been asked to bring in an object I should not be left alone
01:58in a room with.
01:59Everyone else has been asked to bring in an object Brett Blake should not be left alone in a room
02:04with.
02:05Oh, you did it, Laura.
02:07The bully becomes bully.
02:10Okay, Celia, you start. What have you brought in?
02:12Okay, well, look, I might have chosen something different because I've learnt a lot about this man over the last
02:1610 episodes.
02:17But I went to pretty classic, pretty simple.
02:18What I know for sure about Brett Blake is that he is a straight white man,
02:22so the object he should not be left in a room with is podcasting equipment.
02:32It's true. I do have two vodkas.
02:33He's got, you've had, he's had three since 2019.
02:36I've been a guest on one of them.
02:37So this, this isn't an intervention.
02:39I'm just saying, you know, some of your thoughts can stay in there.
02:43Just grab them.
02:44Joel, what did you bring in?
02:46After last week's episode and poor Tom experienced Brett's, as he put it, date on his face.
02:55I thought I'd help you out and not help you out.
02:58And I've brought along a bikini waxer.
03:01Oh.
03:03Is that, but that's someone that he shouldn't be left in a room with.
03:06Well, do you reckon he's going to later wax his date?
03:10So you're trying to keep his date hairy?
03:13Oh, I'm just happy to be here at this point, let's be honest.
03:19Rov, what did you bring in?
03:20I don't mean to trigger Brett with this,
03:24but I went with a brick.
03:28Now, for those who don't know the story, Brett, at the young age tender age of 17,
03:34Brett got arrested by the cops because he threw a brick at them.
03:38Started one of the largest riots in Western Australia.
03:42Mum's proud.
03:44OK, and this was big news in Western Australia?
03:46It was huge news.
03:47OK.
03:48That and decimal currency.
03:50LAUGHTER
03:52And the bell tower.
03:54Oh, my God.
03:56Anissa, what do you reckon he shouldn't be left in a room with?
03:59Prior to this, I didn't know Brett Blake very well,
04:01so I just kind of chose this based off of the vibe that you give.
04:06And the item that I chose is a goat.
04:09LAUGHTER
04:13Because I'm a big fan of Kali?
04:15Because I think that you would try to sleep with it.
04:19LAUGHTER
04:20And I chose this before I saw what you did to the fish, so...
04:26LAUGHTER
04:27That is incredible.
04:28I don't know you very well, but you seem like a goat .
04:32LAUGHTER
04:32I'm just...
04:34LAUGHTER
04:35So, finally, Brett,
04:37what should you not be left alone in a room with?
04:39The thing I shouldn't be left in a room alone with,
04:42uh, is a sex robot.
04:45LAUGHTER
04:46Because I never...
04:47I never want to be that guy,
04:49but if you're trapped in a room for, like, 48 hours,
04:51you know, you're gonna...
04:53LAUGHTER
04:53You're gonna experiment, aren't you?
04:55I'd sleep.
04:56You're trapped in a room.
04:58LAUGHTER
04:59That looks like a Teemu version
05:01of whatever you're trying to buy.
05:03LAUGHTER
05:04Oh, these are all really good prize tasks.
05:06Brett's own chosen one isn't that far from Anissa's.
05:10LAUGHTER
05:10It is a big difference between a goat and a sex robot.
05:14Thank you!
05:14Thank you!
05:16And I don't even know him like that.
05:18All right, well, I think you've helped me out there
05:20a little bit,
05:21cos Brett and Anissa's is pretty much the same thing.
05:23Uh, so I'm gonna give one point to Brett,
05:25two point to Anissa.
05:25OK.
05:26Because, um, I think the robot and the goat
05:28are both at risk.
05:30LAUGHTER
05:31I'm gonna give three points to Rove,
05:32cos that Brick, you know, on the one hand,
05:34I agree with you,
05:35he shouldn't be left alone with the Brick,
05:36but without that Brick,
05:37he wouldn't have a comedy show to do at the moment.
05:39LAUGHTER
05:39Cos it led to a very good story.
05:41Then I'm gonna give four points to Joel.
05:44I'll take it!
05:44I'll take it!
05:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
05:48Cos I agree that she shouldn't be left in a room alone with Brett
05:51because he would get his arse waxed
05:53and then it wouldn't have as devastating impact on you.
05:56LAUGHTER
05:58Cos I think the smooth arse waking you up from a siesta
06:01you would enjoy.
06:02Woo-hoo!
06:03But the hairy one caused disturbance.
06:05Oh, no!
06:06Yeah.
06:07LAUGHTER
06:08But I'm gonna give five points to Celia,
06:10cos we don't need any more podcasts from white men and allies.
06:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
06:16OK, let's get cracking with the first proper task.
06:20Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
06:21Because this next task was filmed earlier in the afternoon.
06:24Winner, winner, chicken lunch.
06:38Tom!
06:40My friend!
06:42Did you have to f***ing be so far away?
06:49Lovely day.
06:50Oh, my God.
06:52Where is he?
06:53Tom!
06:55I'm so happy to see you.
06:57You happy to see me too?
06:59Mm-hmm.
06:59I feel like I'm being needy for your affection.
07:02I think you are.
07:05Oh.
07:06Is that good?
07:07What's that one?
07:08It's called a squat, Tom.
07:09OK.
07:09Look it up.
07:10TBC.
07:12To be continued.
07:13To be continued.
07:14Oh.
07:16Just missing out on all the fun in that box.
07:18OK.
07:20Oh.
07:21Win at something.
07:23Easy.
07:23If there's any ambi...
07:25Oh, my God.
07:27Who put these 50-buck words in here?
07:29If there's any ambiguity about if you have won or not,
07:33it's a loss.
07:34Fastest wins.
07:36Your time starts now.
07:38What?
07:40Tom.
07:41Hi, Joel.
07:42Hi.
07:42It's me again.
07:43I need a win at something.
07:45Oh, right.
07:45Yeah.
07:46Are you across this task or are you still in...
07:48I'm timing it.
07:50You are a nightmare.
07:51I just need to let you know.
08:00If you're just tuning into Taskmaster for the first time,
08:03I refuse to tell you why Lesser Tom is stuck in a box.
08:05You're supposed to watch every episode.
08:10So we're looking for a definite winner.
08:11No ambiguity.
08:12Mm-hmm.
08:13And the fastest one wins.
08:14That's right.
08:15Up first, he's currently winning the whole series in terms of points.
08:18Can he continue his streak?
08:19It's Brett Blake.
08:20Woo!
08:23There's a lot of f***ing cardio in this show, dude.
08:28Oh, there's no chain.
08:29Why would you have a bike with no chain?
08:34We're jousting.
08:35Okay.
08:36The person who falls off loses.
08:38That's a clear win.
08:39Okay.
08:39Yeah.
08:40But there's no chain.
08:42Yeah, that's your problem.
08:43That's why I gave you the shit fight.
08:44What is it?
08:45Best of three?
08:46What are the rules?
08:47There's no rules, mate.
08:48It's the medieval time.
08:50Okay.
08:50There's a queen.
08:51I'm assuming there's a queen somewhere up there.
08:53Okay.
08:54Okay.
08:54In three, two, one.
08:59Oh, f***.
09:01Man, maybe having no chains is an advantage.
09:04I think I'm happy with my bike.
09:05Yeah, I actually feel like you did better.
09:07That's really annoying.
09:08All right.
09:08We'll go one walk.
09:12This is just fun.
09:14All right.
09:15That's a win.
09:15I'm still on.
09:18Well, that's two with no defined winner.
09:23What's that?
09:24It's just stuff to make it hard for you.
09:27Okay.
09:27All right.
09:28I reckon you go the one with the chain.
09:29Okay.
09:30This is the last one.
09:31Come on, Tom.
09:32Let's go.
09:53That's a win.
09:54That's a win.
09:58That's a win.
10:03Well done, Brett.
10:04That was definitely a result.
10:06I'd say it's a clear win.
10:08Yeah.
10:08So you're a winner.
10:09It's fantastic.
10:09Yeah.
10:10And also you went to a lot of effort in the whole set.
10:12Like, you built the whole arena.
10:14Yeah, I like to make good television.
10:15So, um...
10:18Yeah, I'd say overall a great time for everyone besides Tom Cashman.
10:21Did you lose sight of the fact that it was fastest wins?
10:23Yeah.
10:26You know, I said there was great set dressing and stuff like that.
10:28Like, I would suggest that that didn't matter.
10:33I'll be honest with you.
10:34It's one of those tasks that I didn't finish reading and just jumped straight in.
10:39But the energy was electric.
10:41The vibe was good.
10:42Yeah.
10:44And the time...
10:45Who cares, Tom?
10:46The vibe.
10:47You know, what is time?
10:48I'm not Stephen Hawking up there.
10:50I'm Brett Blake.
10:52Oh, trust me, that's very clear.
10:55Brett defeated me at jousting in 12 minutes and 20 seconds.
11:00OK, congratulations to you, the viewer.
11:02You've just won a reprieve from watching these losers.
11:05Enjoy your prize this break and we'll see you soon.
11:19Welcome back to Taskmaster where five comedians are trying to win the show by winning something else.
11:24Who have we got next?
11:25He's no stranger to a big W.
11:27She's more into sports girl.
11:28It's Rove and Celia.
11:30Fastest wins.
11:31I'm going to flip this over really badly.
11:35Huzzah!
11:36First to touch the house.
11:48Tom!
11:50That's it?
11:51Yep.
11:54That's...
11:54That's not fair.
11:55I didn't know you could run fast.
11:58Sorry.
11:58Thanks, Tom.
12:00Out.
12:03Bye.
12:07Celia, what happened?
12:08I'll tell you what happened.
12:09Last episode, I caught a tennis ball with a pair of tongs and I got the biggest response than anything
12:15I've ever done in my career.
12:17It went to my head and I'm like, I'm an athlete.
12:20And the arrogance of me coming out lunging.
12:22Coming out lunging.
12:25I could have just casually wandered towards the house and then started running, but I did what of course I
12:31do, which was underestimate this generally pathetic human being.
12:35Who can...
12:37But, turns out, can run really fast.
12:40But also quite rude.
12:40You could have let me win.
12:41You really could have easily let me win, Tom.
12:43I could have.
12:43Yeah.
12:46The good news is, it was a definite result.
12:48There was no ambiguity.
12:49No ambiguity.
12:50You lost.
12:50Yeah, I know.
12:51Pretty quick though, I lost really fast.
12:53Yeah.
12:54You lost in 37 seconds.
12:55There you go.
12:56That's good.
12:57Thank you, thank you.
13:00What were you going at there, Rove?
13:02What were you trying to do?
13:03I was trying to do one of those things that you see on TikTok videos and things like that, apparently.
13:08Where...
13:09People do it with water bottles and stuff like that, where you've got to flip it and it lands perfectly
13:13back on its stand.
13:14Right.
13:14So you said you're going to flip it badly and you did it so you won.
13:17Yeah.
13:18Against who?
13:19Against the team of me.
13:20And, well, Tom didn't even attempt it.
13:22He was too slow.
13:24Well, I'm worried you just said you were going to do something then you did it.
13:27That doesn't sound like a win to me.
13:28Eric the Eel Musumbani anybody?
13:32Little guy in the Olympics in a pool lane by himself.
13:37He was allowed to compete, Tom.
13:39Poor little guy.
13:41Never seen water before in his life.
13:42He's in there.
13:44He was in one of many heats.
13:45No, he wasn't.
13:46Not to get there.
13:47He was one guy...
13:48He was in the final heat and two other people were disqualified.
13:51That's why he swam alone.
13:52I disqualified you.
13:53Right off the get-go.
13:58Get him, Rove.
13:59I looked up the definition of winning and it's to be successful or victorious in a contest or a conflict.
14:04So I'd argue...
14:05Oh, this feels like a conflict right now.
14:09So Rove made a prediction in 2.7 seconds.
14:12It was quick, but I'm not sure it was a win.
14:15Okay.
14:15Who's next?
14:16In his high school yearbook, he won most likely to arrive late with an ice latte.
14:20It's Joel Creasy.
14:24Fastest win.
14:25Oh.
14:26I'll just be fast.
14:29Ah.
14:42I think I'm losing my mind.
14:45Yeah, good enough.
14:46Tom.
14:47Hi Joel.
14:48Hi.
14:48Hi.
14:49So, I'm going to have a running race against the giraffe and the zebra.
14:52Okay.
14:53And the fastest wins.
14:55Right.
14:55Do you think you're going to win?
14:56I think so.
14:57I've got...
14:57I think the other two are a bit stiff.
15:00Fastest wins, okay?
15:01I hope you're watching, Tom.
15:03Ready, set, go!
15:08Go Joel!
15:09Go Joel!
15:09Go Joel!
15:11Too slow.
15:15That worked.
15:23What's crazy is I would sometimes talk to the other box.
15:25I didn't know you were underneath there.
15:27I just thought that was another speaker.
15:28I was exhausted.
15:29I was doing double the laps everyone else, because I had to get to the task and then get
15:32to him, not knowing he was so close to my foot.
15:35How do I know?
15:36It kicked him to the head!
15:39So, how did you get out of there in the end?
15:42Well, that was the end of the day.
15:43So, that is the last film task where I'm in a box, thankfully, because I simply had to
15:46go home and eat food and drink water.
15:48I genuinely thought you were having the day off.
15:51I thought you were doing it from home.
15:52I was, in a way.
15:53I read five chapters of How to Win Friends and Influence People in there.
15:58Why did you a favour then?
16:01I had an umbrella to deal with.
16:03I had the box situation to deal with.
16:05It was raining.
16:06It was raining.
16:08Et cetera.
16:09Yeah.
16:11I haven't said you did a bad job yet.
16:12No, I know.
16:13You did a great job.
16:14You beat two inanimate objects.
16:16Yeah.
16:17And it was a clear victory.
16:19No ambiguity.
16:20It was a definite win.
16:23Who did it?
16:25But I think we did really well.
16:26And I think we need to know the time.
16:28Joel won in eight minutes and two seconds.
16:30So, he's in first place so far.
16:33All right.
16:34Who have we got left?
16:35Lesser Tom.
16:36She has to be in it to win it.
16:37Thankfully, she's in it.
16:38It's Anissa Nandola.
16:40Fastest wins.
16:41Your time starts now.
16:42Okay.
16:43Against you, I have to win at being black.
16:46I won!
16:47Yay!
16:48Woohoo!
16:48You didn't even give me a chance.
16:54Thanks, Anissa.
16:55No worries.
17:01Anissa, I think you won that instantaneously.
17:05I gave him a chance.
17:06Yeah?
17:08You gave him a head start.
17:09Yeah, I was like, you could say stuff.
17:13And he said, no, thank you.
17:15I opted to seed victory.
17:17I mean, it's such a great competition, too.
17:20I'd like to see it with Cashman versus Rove.
17:26Well, once again, I would like to seed victory.
17:30What was the time?
17:31Anissa won in 4.6 seconds.
17:39What are the scores overall for that task?
17:41Well, Rove and Celia are DQ'd.
17:43That means Brett gets three points.
17:45Joel gets four.
17:45Anissa wins the task with five points.
17:50So you take all that and you add it to the episode scores.
17:53What does it do?
17:54Well, we've got Rove bringing up the rear on three points.
17:56But Joel's in the lead with eight points.
18:02OK, right.
18:03That's the end of part two.
18:05Good time for part three, but we can't have part three without a break.
18:08Back after this.
18:20Welcome back to Taskmaster.
18:22There's only eight tasks left in this season,
18:24so we are now officially closing the betting on who's going to win.
18:28What's up next, Tom?
18:29In the spirit of this next KSAT,
18:31KSAT seet jeojne esalp.
18:49Oh!
18:50Traps?
18:51Is this a trap?
18:52Do I ride the skateboard over there?
18:54I'm gonna.
19:03Tom.
19:07Don't hide from me.
19:09Balloons.
19:11Ugh.
19:12Am I meant to be here?
19:14Where are you, cheeky little bugger?
19:18Am I actually blind?
19:24Tag you're it.
19:25Oh, shut up!
19:26Tag you're it.
19:28Oh, get me, dickhead.
19:30Tag you're it.
19:33Am I gonna not tag you?
19:35Retrace your steps and actions.
19:37Oh, shit.
19:38Retrace your steps and actions in reverse to when you exited the house.
19:43You damn it.
19:46What are you doing?
19:47Where are you going?
19:49I'm African.
19:50You can't run from me!
19:51What the f*** is going on?
19:53You have the amount of time you took to open this task after exiting the house, plus one minute.
19:59Where are you going?
20:00What are you doing?
20:04I feel really dumb.
20:05Your time starts now.
20:07I kind of wish for more fun I'd chased you more, but I didn't.
20:10Damn it.
20:15What are we doing?
20:18I'm gonna tackle you, don't make me tackle you!
20:22I thought I was going through like the dog.
20:24What are you doing?
20:27Tag you're it.
20:31What is this task?
20:33Check this out, 20 bucks if I get it in.
20:36Oh, no way!
20:38Can you come with me to the task?
20:41Can I read the task?
20:42If you want.
20:47You little turd.
20:52Do you remember what you did?
20:54F***ing nice they do, mate.
20:55Yeah?
20:55Memory like a fox.
20:57I think it's elephants.
20:58Well, memory like an elephant.
21:05So, Brett, not a great start when you can't remember the expression for having a good memory.
21:11Yeah, dude, foxes have got great memories.
21:13What are you talking about?
21:14Yeah.
21:15Okay, Tom, who's retracing their steps first?
21:17We're going backwards, so up last.
21:19It's Alec and Ivor.
21:23Your time starts now.
21:25I kind of wish for more fun I'd chased you more, but I didn't.
21:28Damn it.
21:29Oh!
21:30There he is.
21:31Hello.
21:31Okay.
21:34You went around there, something.
21:38Ugh.
21:42Balloons.
21:44Oh!
21:46Oh!
21:47Okay.
21:48Huh.
21:49Then I came this way.
21:56Whoa!
21:58Wow!
21:59I'm not going to trip on that thing.
22:07Is that it?
22:08Yeah, you should have chased me then.
22:10Look at all this.
22:11What could have gone through that thing?
22:13That would have been fun.
22:15This is going to be the deathbed one.
22:17Deathbed?
22:17Not, I wish I'd spend more time with my kids.
22:20Like, I wish I'd chased Tom Cashman through the park.
22:24Like...
22:25Thanks, Celia.
22:29I agree.
22:31That was a near-perfect recreation from both of you.
22:34I know, but it looked so much fun.
22:36It felt...
22:36I was really...
22:37This one really upset me.
22:38It felt like going to a theme park and they were like, shut.
22:40I'm the same as Celia.
22:41I would love every...
22:42I was like, this is going to be great.
22:45Except for the balloons.
22:46Everything.
22:47Let's do this.
22:48I was so upset.
22:50So, when Tom Cashman tagged you, what was your thought?
22:52Like, because you didn't...
22:53You didn't move at all.
22:54Oh!
22:55The further he runs, the better for me.
22:56Yeah, right.
22:58I feel like we need some stats.
23:00Well, so this is mainly, I guess, for you to judge subjectively,
23:03but I do have some objective stats.
23:04Celia took 27 seconds only to open the task
23:08and took 34 total steps.
23:09Her retrace time was one minute and 14 seconds
23:12and 47 total steps.
23:14This means nothing.
23:14Numbers means nothing.
23:15Pretty close.
23:16Rove took 55 seconds to open the task
23:19and took 31 steps
23:20and took one minute to retrace it.
23:22So, five seconds off.
23:25Wow.
23:26Good.
23:26Um, good.
23:28All right.
23:29So, uh, who's up next?
23:30Up first, it's Asina, Leodge, and Thurb.
23:37My time starts now.
23:38Right, so I came out of here.
23:41It's backwards.
23:42Oh, backwards!
23:43Yeah.
23:44Oh, I didn't read that shit!
23:46Oh!
23:49Eat your tag?
23:50By force I dragged you.
23:52What are you up to?
23:53Where's the task?
23:54You're not getting away from me.
23:55I was calling you a dickhead, I think.
23:57Okay.
23:58And I had this.
23:59Oh, yeah.
23:59And I was like over here and I was like,
24:01yeah, good one, nerd.
24:03Is this what I walk like?
24:04How long do I have?
24:06Three minutes.
24:07And then I was like, whoa!
24:09Oh, wait.
24:11Do I have to do it while in reverse?
24:13Yeah.
24:13Whatever.
24:13You try to run from it, Africa, you're gonna lose!
24:17Check this out, dickhead!
24:19And then I went, boom!
24:20That one was good.
24:22I don't know what I did.
24:24What are you up to, Tom?
24:26Get back here!
24:31Tom?
24:32And then I went through here.
24:36I was like, in here.
24:42Don't you dare run from me!
24:44Get back here!
24:46You know, I was like, sucked in, dick.
24:48Tom?
24:50Where are you?
24:52And then, I didn't do this, but, oh, it's pretty cool.
24:56That's on the roof now.
24:59And then I was over here.
25:01You're going back to the end again.
25:02That's where I started.
25:04Oh, .
25:05Nah, doesn't matter.
25:06That one, no.
25:06Oh, where are you?
25:09Careful.
25:13Here.
25:15Five seconds.
25:19Done!
25:22That's a win.
25:23Okay.
25:24Now do.
25:24There you go.
25:30So, looking back on it, Brett, do you still think that's a f***ing win?
25:34Yeah, if the categories judge on who looks the coolest and took the most steps, then yeah.
25:39I feel like 90% of the things that you recreated was calling Lesser Tom a dickhead.
25:45I stole his iPad as well for no reason.
25:49And, surprise, surprise, it had porn on it again.
25:54Anissa, did you find it hard to retrace your steps?
25:57It was really difficult because when I was trying to catch him, I was like doing these and I was
26:01sidestepping the whole time.
26:02So, I was like, how do I?
26:03Anissa is really fast.
26:07Surprise, surprise.
26:08And so, I think you were keen to chase me.
26:10Yes, and when I chased him, I got him and I dragged him all the way back.
26:15You got me in an arm lock.
26:17How much fun is it when you bully him?
26:19It felt so good.
26:20Yeah, it's great.
26:21What about you, Joel?
26:23You didn't have to move as far, but your recreation was still not entirely accurate.
26:28I have no memory of this task, even after watching it.
26:36I too have the memory of a fox that's been run over by a truck.
26:41Were you shocked just to see Lesser Tom above ground?
26:44I mean, it was a thrill to be reunited, but I think what this show has made me realise is
26:50I should just stick to modelling.
26:54Alright, well, let's look at the stats.
26:56So, Joel's difference is 35 steps and 28 seconds.
26:59Slay.
27:00That's pretty good.
27:02Anissa's difference is 192 steps and 1 minute 31 seconds.
27:08And Brett's difference is 220 steps and 1 minute and 32 seconds.
27:14Well, it turns out I get to allocate the points based on who is the best at retracing their steps.
27:17Yep.
27:18And shit, you look good today.
27:25Yeah, but I mean, I must admit, it does come down to how many steps.
27:29So, yeah, it's 1 for Brett, 2 to Anissa, 3 for Joel, 4 for Celia, 5 for Rove.
27:35OK?
27:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
27:39We've had some tag, but now it's time for hide and seek.
27:42We'll hide tricky psychology in these ads that are going to make you seek material purchases.
27:47See you after.
27:58CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
27:59Welcome back to part five of Taskmaster.
28:02Just kidding.
28:02It's actually part four.
28:03We like to have a little fun here, but not too much.
28:06What task have we got next, Lester Tom?
28:08Yes.
28:08I'm ready to introduce the next task.
28:10Wait.
28:11No, I'm not.
28:11Wait.
28:12Yes, I am.
28:12Wait.
28:13No, I'm not.
28:13Wait.
28:14Yes, I am.
28:31Hello.
28:32I just got to do a thing, but I'll be right back.
28:34Don't look at my hand.
28:35Who are you talking to?
28:37Card game happening in there.
28:39See that?
28:40Mm.
28:41Use my brain.
28:44Oh, Tom.
28:47Change the Taskmaster's mind about something.
28:50Most changed mind of the Taskmaster wins.
28:53And just to confirm, once again, you're not the Taskmaster.
28:57Yeah.
28:58You have 25 minutes.
28:59Your time starts now.
29:00Tom's got a lot of crazy views on things.
29:03He doesn't like you very much.
29:06Yeah.
29:07Maybe I could change his views on you.
29:09Mm.
29:10My wife says I do not have a good poker face.
29:12Why are you playing it back there, then?
29:13That's the weird part.
29:15I'm playing poker, everyone else is playing Jack Black.
29:19Jack Black's actually in there.
29:20You're playing poker with Jack Black?
29:22Yeah.
29:22I could change his mind if I gave him, like, mushrooms or something.
29:26Mm.
29:26Can I drug him?
29:27We need to prove to him that you can do his job better than him.
29:34Do you think you're going to change his mind about that?
29:37Only time will tell.
29:43Well, this one's a tricky one because I'm very open-minded, but I'm also very firm in my views.
29:48Which sounds like a paradox.
29:49Yeah.
29:50But I call being fully formed.
29:53Who have we got first?
29:55Up first, it's Celia Pakola.
29:56No.
29:56No.
29:57I changed my mind.
29:58It's Anissa and Rove.
30:01Are you bold with a hard life?
30:03Tom Gleeson, I want to introduce you to wigs.
30:06They'll take you from Tom Gleeson to Tom Glee-son.
30:10Hi.
30:10I'm Rove McManus.
30:12I don't know what you think about animals.
30:13I don't know if you find that sometimes people who are into animals can be a bit nerdy and boring.
30:18But let me tell you, animals are fascinating.
30:21There's a couple of ways that wigs are going to improve your life.
30:24Number one, if you get a wig, your trustworthiness is going to skyrocket.
30:28Is it okay if I wait here, just near you?
30:30No.
30:30Yuck.
30:32What about now?
30:33Could you take care of my baby while I go to the bathroom?
30:36Sure.
30:37Hippopotamus kills more people in Africa than every other animal combined.
30:41Plus their sweat is a natural sunscreen.
30:44One of the most important reasons why you need a wig is it improves your attractiveness.
30:49Oh shit.
30:50No one likes me.
30:53G'day.
30:54I'll get the condoms.
30:56Giraffes have the exact same amount of vertebrae in their neck as we do except theirs are bigger.
31:03Incredible.
31:05Snails.
31:05Squirrels.
31:06Mountain lions.
31:07And most of all Tom, I know that you don't like people.
31:11When you're bald, it's really difficult to hide from your loved ones in public.
31:15It's not me.
31:16I'm not Tom Gleeson.
31:17But with a wig, you'll never have to worry about your friends and family speaking to you again.
31:22I'm Dave.
31:22Prove I'm not.
31:24The platypus.
31:26Wombats.
31:26It's a monitoring.
31:28It's a monitoring.
31:31It's a monitoring.
31:35Tom Gleeson, if I've offended you in any way, I'm Tom Cashman.
31:41Thanks, Tom.
31:45Jack, did I win?
31:48So do you think you've changed my mind about wigs, Zanisa?
31:51I mean, I've clearly made a decision.
31:55I don't know.
31:56I thought I had.
31:57But then watching that back, I don't know.
31:59Because I was like, oh, you'll sleep with more women.
32:02And then I'm like, he's married.
32:05I mean, I like the logic to it.
32:07But I suspect that if I walked down the street wearing a wig, everyone would be like, look at...
32:11Why the has Tom Gleeson got a wig on?
32:14No, no, no, no, no.
32:16Those are white people wigs.
32:18They're not very good.
32:23Black women have the game on lock.
32:25They're called lace front wigs.
32:27And the wig line mimics your hairline.
32:29So no one will know.
32:30Oh, so I should wear one of those ones?
32:34Yes, you should!
32:39I think you would look very...
32:40You would look like...
32:41You know those men in the romance novels that, like, 40-year-olds read?
32:46And they're like that?
32:49I think you'd look like a really rough drag queen.
32:57So, Rove, you were suggesting that people find animals boring?
33:01So I thought my best attempt would be to just convince you of something that I thought I had the
33:09ability to make a very good argument for.
33:12Right.
33:12And hope that, even if you were maybe a bit on the fence with it, that I could convince you
33:16afterwards.
33:17But the problem is, I'm already interested in animals, but after watching that, I'm not.
33:24But the good news is, you changed my mind for the wrong way round.
33:28Yes!
33:30That's all, Ian. That's all, Ian. That's all, Ian.
33:33That's all, Ian.
33:34With my opinion being changed, can you just assure me that, please, nobody changed my opinion of you?
33:39Trying to change your opinion of me?
33:43I wish them the very best of luck. It's Joel and Brett.
33:46Thank you, Matt.
33:54Brett Meister.
33:55Hi, Tom.
33:56Yeah, all the information you need to know is on the piece of paper.
34:00That's not what I say.
34:01Just start.
34:02I think what we're going to do is we're going to have a little girls' birthday party.
34:05You're going to be the little girl.
34:06I'm the little girl, yeah.
34:07Yeah, basically it's just to embarrass you.
34:09Okay.
34:09Can I try that on?
34:10Do stand up better than the Taskmaster. Your time starts now. G'day.
34:15I don't know if you know this, but the sexual peak for men happens at 17.
34:18Does it?
34:19Johnson Street Leichhardt. That's my house.
34:21Oh, dude, that's actually pretty good. That's it.
34:25This is great. This is a really good look.
34:27Yeah, I think we just convinced Tom that you're a little girl.
34:31Okay.
34:32Yeah, next one.
34:33Make wine better than the Taskmasters. You have two minutes, your time starts now.
34:36Now.
34:37These are your shoes.
34:38Are they?
34:38Don't use my shoes. Go barefoot.
34:41Okay, that's pretty funny. I don't mind that.
34:43There we go.
34:45Now, you're going to prance around the table baton twirling.
34:48Okay.
34:49And going, I'm a little girl.
34:51Okay.
34:52I'm a little girl.
34:54I'm a little girl.
34:55I'm a little girl.
34:57Are you more of a jerk than the Taskmaster?
34:59Yeah.
34:59Your time starts now.
35:03Well, I wanted to give you a monobrow, but I can't get the pin.
35:07I was like, what are you doing?
35:09I can't get it out of my pocket.
35:18I'm a little girl.
35:20I'm a little girl.
35:22I'm a little girl.
35:37I deserve this.
35:39Congratulations, Tom.
35:40You've just won Taskmaster.
35:42You are now the new Taskmaster guy at the top, who is the big dog.
35:47I'm happy with that.
35:48You're happy with that?
35:48Mm-hmm.
35:49That went well.
35:56As usual, Brett, I feel like you got a little bit lost in the task.
36:00So, what were you trying to do?
36:02You wanted me to change my opinion that he was better at stand-up.
36:05Something about making wine?
36:07What was that?
36:07Well, I was trying to make him prove that he could be just as good as you at your job.
36:12Right.
36:13So, you're known for being a very good stand-up.
36:15So, I've got time to do stand-up.
36:16Mm-hmm.
36:17I know you love red wine.
36:18Yes.
36:19And then the other ones I forgot.
36:21You know, memory like a fox.
36:23Which is so annoying because it's memory like an elephant.
36:26Yeah.
36:26If only I had a reminder on my body!
36:34So, Joel, what were you going for there?
36:36Well, I think it's fairly obvious.
36:37I...
36:40I think I've proven over this season that I, you know, really think out of task.
36:45I really come in, you know, laser-focused.
36:47And then I saw the chocolates.
36:50And...
36:51Um, so you're now a little girl.
36:53And, I don't know, do you reckon...
36:54Were you convinced...?
36:55Well, to be honest, I mean, I have kept up with, um, modern gender politics.
36:58And if he says he's a girl, he's a girl.
37:01Yeah.
37:01I had to stop the task, though, because that, um, gorgeous little denim onesie,
37:06which I was actually hoping to keep, but, um...
37:08I saw a bit of VPL and I had to get out of there.
37:14Very penis in brackets large.
37:19You can have that.
37:20You can have that one.
37:22Very penis large.
37:24Sounds like Yoda's dating profile.
37:29Ro...
37:29You know you want to do it, Ro.
37:31Do the voice.
37:31You know you want to do it.
37:34Here we go.
37:36Very penis large.
37:40Goodnight, everybody.
37:42OK, well, with all this persuasive energy being hurled at me, I need a little moment to galvanise my beliefs.
37:48I'll do that during this break.
37:49We'll see you after this.
38:01Welcome back to Taskmaster.
38:03What were we doing before the break, Lesser Tom?
38:05Our contestants are trying to change the Taskmaster's mind.
38:07Most changed mind wins.
38:09Call her a woman in STEM, because she's trying to change your brain chemistry.
38:13It's Celia Pakola.
38:14Can I get his wife's number?
38:16I don't have it.
38:17F.
38:18I feel like she might be on board with drugging him.
38:22Whose number have I got?
38:23Can I get one?
38:24Yeah, my third.
38:24Do you know someone who knows her?
38:26Pete?
38:26Hellia?
38:32Hi, this is Pete.
38:33Yeah, that's fair enough.
38:34Hey, Pete.
38:35It's Celia Pakola here.
38:36If there's a chance you get this message in the next...
38:3915 minutes and 24 seconds.
38:4015 minutes and 24 seconds.
38:41If you could give me a call back, that'd be fantastic.
38:44OK, thanks.
38:44Bye.
38:45I was really hoping Peter Hellia could drug him.
38:48All right, I'm going to send him a text and go, listen, if you happen to be with Tom Gleeson,
38:52can you please drug him for me?
38:53Your time starts now.
38:54He'll get it.
38:55Let's call Luke McGregor.
38:56If he doesn't answer.
38:57This is going to be really awkward.
38:59This is my best friend right here.
39:01Your call has been forwarded to voicemail.
39:03Brutal!
39:06Is there anyone else you could call?
39:08Let's call my mum.
39:09Luke went viral for calling his mum, so let's call my mum.
39:12Ham will definitely be awake.
39:149.30, she's been up for hours.
39:18Oh, God, if my mum doesn't...
39:22I'm so alone.
39:23I mean, I think I've changed Tom's mind that he might have thought that I had people who cared about
39:28me.
39:29And this has sort of changed his opinion about that.
39:33Yep.
39:34Do you know what I'll call?
39:36Beyond Blue.
39:37I think Beyond Blue is who I'll call next.
39:39Any word from Hellia?
39:42No.
39:49It was so brutal.
39:51I thought I was so brilliant to try and get one of your friends to drug you.
39:54Yeah.
39:55What?
39:56To change his mind.
39:57To change his chemistry.
39:58To literally change my mind.
39:59To literally change your mind.
40:01So, you called Peter Hellia because you wanted him to drug me.
40:04Yeah.
40:05To change my mind.
40:06Yes.
40:06But then you just proceeded to ring other people.
40:08So, let's just say you did get through to your mother.
40:11Were you just going to say, can you drive to Tom Gleeson's house and drug him?
40:14It wasn't a great day for me.
40:16Yeah.
40:17But also, if you're going to ring someone who's a comic who has drugs, why didn't you ring Hughsy?
40:27Well, I have to allocate some points.
40:28I think it's fair to say Celia didn't really complete the task.
40:30No.
40:31So, one point to Celia.
40:32Okay.
40:32I'm going to give two points to Brett Blake.
40:34Yep.
40:34Because he was trying to convince me that you were better than me and...
40:38There goes the premise of the whole f***ing show, Brett.
40:42I'm going to give three points to Anissa because I'm flirting with the idea of getting a hair solution.
40:49I'm going to give four points to Ro because he changed my mind.
40:52I used to think animals were interesting.
40:56But Joel gets five points because you said, I'm a little girl, and if you say it, it's true.
41:03It's still the live task.
41:05It's still the live task.
41:09So, what does that do to the episode scores?
41:11Well, we've got Rove and Anissa both on 12, but Joel's in the lead on 16 points.
41:16Come on, little fella.
41:18All right, you lot, time to get up on stage for the second last live task of the season.
41:26Okay, the teams are back.
41:28We've got the breakfast show and the drive show.
41:30Who's going to read the task?
41:31Anissa.
41:32Hit the balloon over your team walls the most times.
41:37You may not leave the boundaries.
41:40If the balloon hits the ground, your attempt is over.
41:44Three hits per side and no catching.
41:48Three rounds.
41:49Best attempt per round wins.
41:53A team of two will play first.
41:54Round one begins.
41:55It's Rove serve.
41:56Here it comes.
41:57Okay, yes sir.
41:57It's over.
41:58We got it, King.
41:59We got it.
41:59Back, back, back, back.
42:01Oh, okay.
42:02We got it.
42:02Watch the floor.
42:04We're good again.
42:05Watch the step.
42:06Yes, King.
42:06We got it.
42:08Don't panic.
42:09This is actually too f***ing easy.
42:12Oh, shit.
42:13We're in.
42:13Yes.
42:14I got it.
42:16Oh.
42:20I got it.
42:20I got it.
42:21I got it.
42:21I got it.
42:22When does this end?
42:24We didn't think it was possible to be this good.
42:27What?
42:27Yes.
42:28Oh, shit.
42:28I got it.
42:29I got it.
42:30I got it.
42:30You got it.
42:30I'm sorry.
42:32Forward, forward, forward.
42:35Sorry.
42:36I got tired.
42:37I got it.
42:38All right.
42:39Sealing serve.
42:40Oh, my God.
42:41You ready, Joel?
42:42Yeah.
42:43Joel, I really want this for you.
42:45Ready?
42:46Ah!
42:46Ah!
42:47Okay.
42:48Hit!
42:53Ah!
42:55Ah!
42:57Ah!
42:57Ah!
42:57Ah!
42:58Ah!
42:59The team of two win round one.
43:02Please step up for round two.
43:03It's actually crazy how good we are.
43:08You got it.
43:09That's it.
43:09That's it.
43:09That's right.
43:10No, we're good.
43:10We're good.
43:10We're good.
43:11Back to you.
43:12I got it.
43:12Oh, shit.
43:14It's okay.
43:15I got it.
43:15Flip, flip, flip.
43:21Boom.
43:21To you.
43:21Too easy.
43:22Not even shredder.
43:22Too easy.
43:23Make full eye contact with me.
43:25Now you.
43:26Spin, spin, spin.
43:27I got it.
43:28Here I come.
43:29Oh.
43:30One more.
43:31One more.
43:32You got it.
43:37We're in the middle.
43:38Start in the middle.
43:39Joel, serve.
43:42It's not from a lack of trying.
43:44Like, I love you both.
43:45I love you.
43:45We love you.
43:47Ah!
43:48No!
43:49No!
43:50Ow!
43:54Celia's proper hurt.
43:55Celia's hurt.
43:55Celia's hurt.
43:56Celia's hurt.
43:57Oh, Al.
43:57Are you okay?
43:58Are you okay?
44:00Oh, no.
44:00I'm so sorry.
44:02Oh, I'm sorry!
44:03Okay.
44:04Well, there's been a bit of a nasty fall.
44:05We'll be back in a sec.
44:16Okay.
44:17We're back from a break.
44:19Is everyone okay?
44:21Um, Anissa and Rove won the first round, 29 to 1.
44:24Anissa and Rove won the second round, 13 to 0,
44:26and we almost killed Celia Pakola.
44:29I'll tell you what.
44:30I knew the risks when I got into drive radio, you know?
44:33It's cutthroat out there.
44:35Um, are you okay, Celia?
44:37Yep.
44:38Wait, I'm just thinking about what I'll need to say when I'm in court.
44:41Yeah.
44:41So, um, maybe I'm okay.
44:43Maybe I need a big car.
44:46Brett and Joel, if you could join your injured colleague over there.
44:50Joel, you just look at the wall and think about what you did.
44:56Yeah.
44:57Rove is to serve.
44:58Alright, let's go.
44:59Boom.
45:00We're up another.
45:01We are.
45:01Back, back, back, back.
45:02Oops.
45:04You got it?
45:05Yep.
45:05Amazing.
45:06I got it.
45:06I got it.
45:07I got it.
45:10I got it.
45:11I got it.
45:16It's Brett's serve.
45:18Please.
45:18If they get it over one time, you have to lose your goddamn mind.
45:21Alright?
45:22You got this.
45:23You ready, Joel?
45:23No!
45:24Yeah, let's just do it.
45:25I hate myself.
45:28Yeah!
45:30Yeah.
45:31Yeah.
45:31Oh.
45:34Oh, no.
45:38You got it.
45:39You got it, you got it, you got it.
45:41No!
45:44You did it, you did it!
45:46You did it, you did it!
45:51All right, come down here in one piece,
45:55and we'll see who wins the episode.
46:00Okay, we got there in the end.
46:02The breakfast show seemed to be doing quite well.
46:04The drive show, one of their team members chucked a sickie.
46:08But you've got some ice on there and you're okay to continue.
46:14Will you sue the production company?
46:17I'm just thinking about all of the lovely things
46:19I'm going to buy with Tom's money.
46:21I'm fine, I'm absolutely fine, I'm really brave.
46:24Okay.
46:31So it's 3-0.
46:32Okay, so it's 3-0, so it was a drubbing.
46:34Yep.
46:34The breakfast show thrashed the drive show.
46:37All right, well, I guess I have to allocate the scores as 5-5, 1-1-1.
46:42Okay.
46:46So it's the second last episode.
46:48We need to know what's happening overall with the series.
46:51Well, Brett's on 138, but Roe's in the lead at the moment on 144 points.
46:58Six-point lead.
47:01Okay.
47:01And now you've added all that up, who's won tonight's episode?
47:04Well, Joel came into the final round with a very large lead.
47:07All he needed to do was win one round of the most dangerous game in Australia.
47:12That did not happen.
47:13So then we have a three-way tie.
47:15Joel, Anissa and Roe all on 17 points.
47:17The win!
47:18The win!
47:20Go!
47:21Go!
47:21Go!
47:25Okay.
47:26So we've got a three-way tie.
47:27How do we resolve this?
47:28We're going to a filmed tiebreaker.
47:30The wording for this task is register the highest number on this measuring wheel.
47:33You have one spin and it must be spun the correct way.
47:36Highest number wins.
47:37You have two minutes.
47:38And it's worth mentioning that when Joel attempted this, I was underground.
47:44That way?
47:45Push it.
47:46Yeah, surely.
47:47Highest number wins.
47:50Am I doing this correct?
47:52Ready?
47:57No manipulation.
47:58I'm not manipulating.
47:59I'm resting.
48:03One...
48:09Tommy is missing out on this.
48:11Whoo!
48:12I'm dizzy.
48:13I don't want to look at the numbers.
48:14It's probably best I don't look at the number afterwards, is it?
48:17I feel like I'm drunk.
48:20Still going?
48:20It's still going?
48:21A spin?
48:22A spin?
48:22Don't manipulate it.
48:23I'll let you manipulate it if you want.
48:34Thanks, Anissa.
48:36Thanks.
48:37Thanks, Rob.
48:38Just kidding.
48:39Thanks, Tom.
48:40Thanks, Tom.
48:48Anissa spun 36.2 metres.
48:51Rove spun 89.6 metres.
48:54But Joel, 116 metres.
48:58Do you believe in miracles?
49:01You did it!
49:04I've not done this.
49:05Congratulations, Joel.
49:07Please head up to stage and collect your prizes.
49:09And please don't let Brett anywhere near them.
49:13OK.
49:14Well, there we are.
49:15But what have we learnt?
49:16Well, it was a big night of winners and losers.
49:18Celia lost a race.
49:19And Anissa won at being a race.
49:22Rove lost my attention when he talked animals.
49:26But most of all, we learnt that the winner of tonight's episode
49:29is Joel.
49:32Congratulations again.
49:33See you for the grand final.
49:35Goodnight.
49:39I'm going out in solidarity.
49:41Do it.
49:42Do it.
49:48See you, baby.
49:50Now have sex with the robot.
49:54It's episode 10.
49:55And you know what that means.
49:56It's grand final night.
50:00I'm here for my prince.
50:02Meow.
50:03I will burn this place to the ground.
50:05I'm very top-heavy.
50:06I need to finish this.
50:08Another season has run its course.
50:10Who is our season winner?
50:13You had to give it to Daddy to pop, didn't you?
50:15She paused walking on herself and burned.
50:16He's being a prolific man or a great guy.
50:16And he didn't want to interpret the air.rar
50:16just think of Frem. If
50:17at that stage, you need it. I'd
50:18my favorite part.образ�ative
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