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00:02Delaney with the puck. He's trying to fend them off. Delaney shoots.
00:06He scores! Friends have wins! Friends have wins!
00:15Hannah. Hannah. We won.
00:35Oh, excuse me, gentlemen. The UN has declared an international band emergency and they say that my dad is the
00:42only man for the job.
00:43An international band emergency? Have they called Prince?
00:45They tried, but he's famously dead.
00:48Good God, this is worse than I thought. Sorry, guys.
00:52You're so weird. Also, can we hit Dairy Queen on the way home?
00:56What? Are you saying the international band emergency was a ruse? Is Prince even dead?
01:02Anne, honey, you were phenomenal.
01:06Uh, how was I?
01:08You were okay, too.
01:10Oh, yes.
01:13Okay, can I help you?
01:15I just want to know how your new song is coming along.
01:19Must be going well because you missed three cues tonight.
01:22The muse waits for no one.
01:24Oh, does the muse play clarinet?
01:26Because we're looking for a new alternate first chair.
01:33Just right, Hannah.
01:43Hannah, I'm gonna skip the game today.
01:46Got an extra monster cookie if you want.
01:50Hannah?
01:51Babe, you okay?
01:54Yeah, yeah, sorry. I'm...
01:57I'm not super hungry.
01:59Uh, don't worry about me. I'm good.
02:02Okay. Love you.
02:25Look at those smug motherfuckers.
02:27The 10-game streak ends now.
02:30Not if their new center has anything to say about it.
02:33Please, he's been skating in fucking cornfields.
02:35Iowa, whatever.
02:36Indiana.
02:37Kids fast as fuck.
02:38Physical, too.
02:39Doesn't matter. Nothing's getting past us.
02:41Kurwa hoshi ya su zek.
02:43Yeah, see, Sims gets it.
02:44Come on, boys. Let's get it, please.
02:46Fuck yeah, let's go.
02:52He also doesn't back down from right anymore.
02:55Same as Garrett.
02:56Shit.
02:57Papa Graham's mad early.
02:59No pressure, man.
03:09Garrett.
03:10Good to see you.
03:16Looks like you got a tough one out there today.
03:18Feeling good?
03:20Yeah, you know what?
03:20Don't worry about me. I'm ready.
03:22Sorry. I left my phone in the car.
03:24That's okay.
03:25Hi, Garrett.
03:32Cindy?
03:33Good luck out there today.
03:37Yeah.
03:39Thanks.
04:16Sean, I am so sorry that you had to find out like that.
04:18I never meant to hurt your feelings.
04:20But also, literally, how dare you suggest that I'm incapable of being alone?
04:24Like, so fucked of you, Sean. So fucked.
04:27Again, could not be more sorry.
04:28Please just, like, call me back or text me or...
04:32Please hang up or press one to rerecord.
04:38Bo!
04:39Ali, what are you doing here?
04:40Uh, this is the drama building. I'm in the correct place.
04:43What are you doing here?
04:44This is perfect. You're not busy, right? I need a huge favor.
04:47No, Bo, sorry. I can't take on anyone else's stress today.
04:51I am emotionally wrong. I'm the shell of a woman.
04:53Okay. Okay. Thank you, Ira.
04:56You too, Ira.
04:59Hi, Ira.
05:00Sorry about that. Ira is not great at ending conversations.
05:04Joe, this is Allie. Allie...
05:05You're Joanna Maxwell.
05:06Yeah, Allie's a fan.
05:08Nice to meet you.
05:10Wait, are you Allie Hayes?
05:12Don't we have the same agent?
05:14You know who I am.
05:17Joanna Maxwell knows who I am.
05:19Well, you can just call me Joe.
05:20Yo, respectfully, there is literally no way I can make that happen.
05:23Joanna's back here doing a masterclass of the seniors because she's so famous.
05:27Definitely not famous.
05:28And because she's so famous, she has this big self-tape.
05:31It's a same-day audition.
05:32Last time I read with Joe, I got in trouble for my voice being stiff and distracting.
05:36Well...
05:37So I thought that maybe you could read with her, Allie, so I could go do literally anything else.
05:43What?
05:43Bo?
05:44Uh-huh.
05:44You don't just ask someone to be your reader.
05:46There's an etiquette, fool.
05:47Uh-huh.
05:48Sorry about him.
05:49I couldn't ask you to do that.
05:50It would derail your entire day.
05:51No, no, no.
05:52Derail it.
05:53Please.
05:53Like, seriously, it is not a problem.
05:55I would be honored to read with the Joanna Maxwell.
06:03This is it, folks.
06:05The start of our long-awaited game with St. A's and their new center, Aaron Delaney.
06:13And we're underway here in the first.
06:16Hawks take possession.
06:19Oh, shit.
06:21Brutal hit from Aaron Delaney.
06:22Seems the new guy is fitting right in with St. A's legendary trash-talking bullies.
06:30Whoa!
06:31How is that not a penalty?
06:33Hawks regain possession.
06:35Graham strikes out from behind his own net and...
06:37Oh!
06:37Delaney says nope.
06:40She shoots and beats Sims.
06:42Block your side to the goal.
06:45Come on, Graham.
06:46It's not fun if you don't fight back.
06:47Fuck you.
06:49Take it easy, princess.
06:52Woo!
06:53Hey!
06:54Come on, bro!
06:55Shake it off.
06:56You got this.
06:58Wellesley, where are you?
07:17Just right, Hannah.
07:29Just right, Hannah.
07:55That's a real good surprise.
07:57We're all safe.
07:59We're still in the middle.
07:59We're still in the middle.
08:00We're still in the middle.
08:00You know who she's not in the middle.
08:02Are you kidding? The Vipers are relentless.
08:05That's a slashing penalty on Saini's 29.
08:07Just right in.
08:08There's Delaney again.
08:09Let the action be possible.
08:11Delaney shoots.
08:18Well, that wasn't the first period I was looking for.
08:20Graham, Delaney's shadowing you.
08:22Move the puck.
08:23Look at Bertie and Dean.
08:24You got two periods left.
08:26Your turnovers are killing us.
08:27Don't worry about us.
08:28We're good.
08:28Fuck that. I'm not good.
08:30Let's just work as a team and try not to do it all ourselves.
08:33No more one-on-one sloppiness.
08:35I got it. Okay? Fine.
08:36Hey, cut the attitude, Graham.
08:39I mean it.
08:44Hey.
08:45Delaney's trying to take you out of the game,
08:46so take the defenders out, too.
08:47As soon as the puck comes near, you just get rid of it.
08:49Who died and made you coach?
08:51I'm out there, too, man.
08:52Okay. Then worry about yourself, right?
08:55Okay. Fine.
08:57I don't know what your problem is,
08:59but I suggest you do whatever it takes to work it out.
09:02Fucking quick.
09:03I don't know.
09:33I don't know.
10:13I don't know.
10:33I don't know.
10:34I don't know.
10:36I don't know.
10:37I don't know.
10:43I don't know.
11:11I don't know.
11:31I don't know.
11:36I don't know.
11:40I don't know.
11:47I don't know.
12:05I don't know.
12:13I don't know.
12:14I don't know.
12:18I don't know.
12:20I don't know.
13:00I don't know.
13:03I don't know.
13:03I don't know.
13:34I don't know.
13:36I don't know.
13:57someone like that in your life, right?
14:05Yeah, yeah, yeah, there is.
14:08Then, with love?
14:10What the hell are you doing here talking to me?
14:13Taking up my rehearsal time.
14:15Yeah, you're right.
14:16Sorry.
14:18I'm gonna...
14:23Thank you, Daveed.
14:24Hey, Tom.
14:33Hey, hey, it's me.
14:34Are you okay?
14:36Or did I do something wrong?
14:39Just, you said you were coming,
14:40and you're not here,
14:42and I really wish you were here.
14:47You always help me get out of my head,
14:48and I could just really use Coach Wellesley
14:53pep talk right now, so, yeah.
14:57Just...
14:58If you could just let me know you're okay.
15:03I'm here.
15:07Okay.
15:11Heavy into the second.
15:12Briar's trailing 3-1.
15:14You can tell Graham is frustrated with this incessant coverage.
15:17Move it!
15:18Fuck you.
15:20Puggy!
15:20Oh!
15:21You got Logan.
15:22Come on, man.
15:23Get rid of me.
15:23You got Logan.
15:24Move it!
15:25It's up, Keith!
15:26Can't keep up, Daddy, boy?
15:27Fuck!
15:28Come on, man!
15:28Oh, someone pulled Garrett's hair back
15:30because he is getting sloppy.
15:33Go, go, go!
15:35Delaney banks the puck to himself
15:36past Graham and breaks up the ice.
15:38Oh, fuck!
15:39Delaney sends the puck behind the Hops' net.
15:41The Hops are on their heels again.
15:42The pass comes out front to Delaney and...
15:56What an absolutely brutal hit from Delaney
15:59and a brutal end to the second period for the Hawks.
16:02Bertie sure got his bell rung.
16:04Let's hope he's okay.
16:08How you doing, Bertie?
16:10Everything's so fucking right.
16:12Okay.
16:13You're not going back in.
16:15Rogers, you're up.
16:17I'm gonna put you on D for the third.
16:19Me?
16:19Yeah.
16:20Just keep your feet moving.
16:21Can we rent this?
16:22Yeah, I'll look out for him, Coach.
16:28Fuck Aaron Delaney, man.
16:29There's no way that was an accident.
16:31You knew exactly what he was doing.
16:32Okay.
16:33Guys, anything can happen in 20 minutes.
16:35Maybe we switch to a 1-2-2 trap
16:36to really cut off their outlets
16:38and put the pressure.
16:39It won't work.
16:41It doesn't matter what we do.
16:42We were already getting our asses kicked
16:44before Bertie got domed.
16:45We know what the problem is.
16:46You got something to say?
16:48You know you're locked off.
16:49I told you to get rid of it.
16:51Come on, bro.
16:51No, everyone is thinking it.
16:53Garrett Graham's got to do it all by himself
16:54and now we're down by two.
16:56Stay in your lane, John.
16:57Guys, come on.
16:57It's not that deep.
16:58No, it fucking is for some of us, Dean.
17:00It is that deep.
17:02I'm not going to let us lose this game
17:03because Phil Graham's son
17:05gets to do whatever he fucking wants.
17:08You don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
17:09Come on, man.
17:10You're going to fight me now?
17:10Hey, hey, hey.
17:11Calm down.
17:13We're on the same team, G.
17:15Don't you get that?
17:18You're not the only one who can play hockey.
17:20You're not the only one who's been busting their ass.
17:22And you're not the only one
17:23who wants to beat these motherfuckers.
17:28We are on the same team.
17:30Look, just give him a second to calm down, okay?
17:32I'm going to fucking help, Tucker.
17:44Fuck.
18:01Hey.
18:04Need a pep talk?
18:07What's going on?
18:08Are you okay?
18:09Where were you?
18:10I'm fine.
18:10I called, but you didn't...
18:12No, I know.
18:12I'm sorry.
18:14I should have texted.
18:14I was dealing with something
18:16that kind of took over for a minute there.
18:19But I'm here now.
18:20You're dealing with what?
18:21Are you okay?
18:22Yeah, I'm fine.
18:23Okay?
18:24Just, you know,
18:26it didn't matter as much as being here for you.
18:32Please just text me next time.
18:34I'm just worried about you.
18:37I know.
18:37I know.
18:43Okay.
18:44Focus up.
18:46Graham, what's going on out there?
18:47Everything.
18:49I'm playing like shit.
18:51Getting pressured like crazy.
18:53Making stupid mistakes.
18:54Everybody's counting on me to be in control.
18:56But I just got in a stupid fight with Logan.
19:01Because...
19:02Your dad's here.
19:06With Cindy.
19:12We can't let him win.
19:14It gives him power.
19:16Okay, this is how we win.
19:17We just...
19:18We show up and we live our lives.
19:19Okay?
19:20We can do that.
19:21Right?
19:23Yeah.
19:25And as for everything else,
19:26we can just start with the small stuff
19:28and work your way up.
19:29Small stuff?
19:30Yeah, of whatever that means for hockey.
19:33I guess the small stuff could be
19:34stop playing like shit.
19:36Okay, yeah.
19:37I can do that.
19:39Delaney's kicking my ass out.
19:41Guy's a fucking monster.
19:49Wellesie.
19:51Are you sure you're okay?
19:54Yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:56I'm...
20:00I'm good.
20:02I promise.
20:06Okay.
20:19Hey, Graham.
20:25I love you.
20:28I love you, too.
20:30I love you, too.
20:40I love you, too.
21:03Graham and Delaney meet center ice, ready to start the final period.
21:12What? Nothing to say this time?
21:26Delaney, you suck!
21:28Hey, that hit was bullshit, man. You all right?
21:30Yeah, yeah. Let's go.
21:31I got you.
21:35Hawks in their own zone.
21:37Becker's forecheck recover the puck and get it back to the point.
21:40Clutched reflection by Tucker gets the puck back to Graham.
21:42But can he get past Delaney?
21:45Graham puts on the brakes, spins and drops to Tucker.
21:48Tucker shoots!
21:49He shoots!
21:50Score!
21:51Tucker!
21:52Go!
21:54Go!
21:55Go!
21:57Go!
21:58Go!
21:59Go!
22:01Go!
22:03Go!
22:04Go!
22:06Go!
22:08I like that!
22:09I like that, Tucker!
22:10Okay, Briar, looks like we've decided to get off our knees and stop sucking.
22:14Go!
22:15Go!
22:21Go!
22:22Go!
22:26Go!
22:29And...
22:29Cut!
22:30Wow.
22:31Okay.
22:31Holding back tears?
22:33I mean, it's such a smart choice.
22:35Beau wasn't kidding.
22:36You really are a much better reader than he is.
22:39And you have cuter clothes.
22:41Thank you for this, by the way.
22:42God, of course.
22:45God, it is just so fun to be hanging out with someone who's, like, actually doing the thing,
22:50you know?
22:50You're auditioning for a TV show on your day off from Broadway.
22:53It's so chic.
22:54Oh, I think you'd feel differently if you saw me hiding my pin curls under an old baseball
22:59hat with my falsies barely hanging on.
23:01Come on.
23:02You've got to know how cool that sounds.
23:04Broadway's hard, dude.
23:05It's...
23:06It's...
23:07Like...
23:08I know I'm super lucky.
23:10But, oh my God, I'm also so exhausted.
23:14I don't have time for anyone.
23:16My dating life isn't shambles.
23:17Yeah.
23:18But that I can relate to.
23:21Ooh.
23:22I smell token straight boy drama in the theater department.
23:25Yeah, it's like...
23:30Okay.
23:31Well, can we still be peers in the industry even if I tell you all my messy bullshit?
23:34Oh, that's literally the only way we'll be peers in the industry.
23:40My ex, like, found out I hooked up with someone and just got, like, all scrunch-faced and, like,
23:47just basically accused me of not being able to be alone.
23:49Ugh.
23:51Boys are so silly.
23:52So you fucked a little.
23:54It's not like you're in a new relationship.
23:57I've hooked up with this new guy a couple of times.
23:59But this isn't about him.
24:01It's about me.
24:02I am capable of being single.
24:03Yeah.
24:04I mean, you're sleeping with other people too, right?
24:06I am.
24:09Totally.
24:15Except...
24:15Except you're not.
24:17It's okay.
24:18It'd be different if you and this new guy were texting all the time
24:21or had, like, cute, gross nicknames or something like that.
24:30Oh, no, you do.
24:31So how long have you been hooking up with new guy?
24:34Like, two months.
24:38Ish.
24:39Bitch, I hate to break it to you.
24:40You're in another relationship.
24:41Oh, my God.
24:43Oh, my God.
24:44Hey, I can see I've caused some turmoil here.
24:48We need to get off campus.
24:50Somewhere with alcohol.
24:58Hey, could I do an old-fashioned?
25:05Nice fake.
25:08Excuse me?
25:09Just saying it's not the worst one I've seen.
25:12Oh, no.
25:13No, this...
25:14This is real.
25:15Please.
25:16I work at a bar.
25:17I can spot one, like, five booths away.
25:19Hmm.
25:19Maybe you need new glasses, because it's definitely not fake.
25:26Your name is Carter St. James.
25:28The Fifth.
25:30Hmm.
25:31Yeah.
25:33Nobody's named that.
25:34That's named from Glee.
25:36Well, I guess I'm lucky they don't ask too many questions here.
25:39There you go.
25:41I guess I am, too.
25:49What are you doing?
25:50That guy was hitting on you.
25:53So?
25:56Look.
25:56You want to prove you're not in a relationship?
25:59Best way to do that is to sleep with someone new who you'll never see again.
26:03I don't think, uh, hopping to yet another man is the answer.
26:06You're a relationship girly, right?
26:09Best way to get over that is to have no strings attached fun.
26:12But there legit has to be no strings.
26:15And that guy has no fucking strings written all over him.
26:25I don't know.
26:26Having sex with someone and not getting to know them at all?
26:29Like, does that feel a little...
26:31Slutty.
26:33Yeah, that's part of it.
26:34I was gonna say meaningless.
26:37Allie, you're in college.
26:38You have the rest of your life to have meaningful sex.
26:41Don't you want to know what being single and slutty has to offer you?
26:49Hey, you? With the cheekbones?
26:51Hey, hey, hey. What are you doing?
27:00What's up?
27:01If my friend wanted to have really hot, meaningless sex with you,
27:05but the only caveat was that you couldn't learn anything about each other
27:08and you had to promise not to call her after,
27:10would you be cool with that?
27:12Oh, yeah. Most definitely.
27:15Great. Buy her a drink.
27:17This one's mine now.
27:24What do you say?
27:30Coming out of the last time out with two minutes left,
27:32it's looking real good for the Hawks.
27:34Graham and Logan have been having a blast out there.
27:36We love that for them.
27:37And more importantly, we love it for me.
27:53That's what I'm talking about.
27:54Let's fucking go, baby.
27:55Can you find the words of wisdom, Cap?
27:56Let's win this fucking thing.
27:57Let's go!
27:59Let's go!
27:59This is it, folks.
28:00It's looking like the last face-off of the game.
28:03Hey, man.
28:05Everything they say is true.
28:07Playing against you has been really fun.
28:11Yeah, all right.
28:15Graham, you know what's gonna be even better than me beating you?
28:18What's that?
28:27Beating you in front of that lying slut.
28:36Do!
28:54No!
28:56No!
28:57DO!
28:58No!
28:58Garrett!
29:52What are they going to do?
29:54The NCAA?
29:57Guess we'll find out.
30:01Aren't you going to yell at me or something?
30:03Why would I yell at you if I need you to actually hear me?
30:09Coach?
30:09Garrett, you're on the brink of greatness.
30:13But I can't help you get there if you're not in it for the right reasons.
30:18And after that hot-headed bullshit,
30:21I'm not sure that you are.
30:26Either way, I won't condone that kind of behavior on my ice.
30:31As of now, you're suspended for four games.
30:34What?
30:48What?
30:48What?
30:49What?
30:51What?
30:52What?
30:52We'll count your boys.
30:55No.
30:55You bet you'reокойful.
30:59The half and fifty four pieces Hit the door.
31:10As of now
31:11We have an agreement.
31:12I don't win, you don't talk to me
31:14Really?
31:15You won't really boys see how bad you have done it.
31:16I don't think I should even play a soundtrack.
31:22But there are a progression of my business,
31:30what that was some tough old school hockey
31:34i just got suspended four games yeah that is not ideal but hey it happens right you get worked up
31:43you lose your cool part of the game but shit will rain down though ncaa will be on your ass
31:49but
31:49don't worry i'll call the bruins i'll take care of this no one will keep phil graham's son off the
31:56ice so that's it huh excuse me as long as i have graham on my back i can just beat
32:09people up with
32:10no consequences for the rest of my life like you i don't know what you're talking about
32:20yes you do
32:25you know i don't remember you complaining about being a gram when you landed the best coaches
32:29when you got on the best teams with the best equipment the best bruises
32:35right easy to write it off when your kid plays such a violent sport i did what i had to
32:39that's fucking bullshit and you know it i don't want to hear what a terrible dad i was for making
32:44you tough for wanting you to have the best oh fuck you you don't want the best for me it
32:49was
32:49never about me of course it was you're about to play for the bruins i made that happen you can
32:56hate the
32:56name on the back of your jersey all you want but it doesn't make you better than me it just
33:02makes
33:03you ungrateful i will never be like you
33:10you already are
33:15stay the fuck away from me
33:19stop calling stop coming to my games
33:21we're fucking done
33:47what the hell garrett
33:50i really can't do this right now can you please just get in the car
33:53no what was that are you serious you're mad at me
34:01you lied to me hannah
34:03i didn't lie to you
34:04you did you looked me in the eye and you told me you were okay
34:06you promised me you were okay
34:08you just had to make it through one game
34:10oh my god
34:11no one hour that's it
34:14i had to go back out there and play against that piece of shit
34:18do you not trust me or what
34:19garrett you lost your shit on him
34:21you didn't hear what he said
34:22i know what he fucking said
34:27what did he call me a whore a liar that i wanted it who cares i heard it every day
34:33in high school
34:34i wasn't just gonna stand there and listen
34:37i was fucking defending you
34:39well i didn't ask you to do that
34:41i didn't want you to
34:42i didn't want anyone to
34:46people in ransom didn't just turn on me garrett
34:49they turned on my family
34:51my parents lost friends
34:52my dad got fired
34:54you want to know why i didn't tell you
34:56it's because every time i tell someone the truth
34:58it fucks everything up
34:59it ruins people's lives
35:01and it happened again
35:03no my life isn't
35:04no tell me you didn't just put your season at risk
35:07your future with the ruins
35:11how do you think that makes me feel
35:12you blow this all up for me
35:14what do you want me to say hannon
35:15do you want me to apologize
35:16say i'm sorry i'm not
35:17i could face that asshole a hundred times
35:19in one hundred fucking times
35:21i would beat the shit out of him again
35:22yeah well that scares me garrett
35:26it scares me that you would risk everything for me
35:28when i'm telling you it's not what i want
35:31i worked so fucking hard to put it all behind me
35:38i scare you
35:41what what no what of course not
35:44that's what you said
35:45gary you're not listening to me
35:47fuck
35:51my dad was right
35:53you what
35:55this is who i am hannah
35:59this is just how i'm programmed
36:01no you're not you're not phil
36:03i am
36:04i fucking am
36:06do you think i like being like this
36:16you know maybe not right now but someday
36:19you're gonna look at me the same way
36:21cindy looked at me
36:26that would kill me
36:27hannah
36:29garritt
36:31garritt
36:32no
36:32no
36:33i'm not good for you
36:37you shouldn't be
36:39this
36:40is over
36:46this needs to be over
36:56you
37:01you
37:03you
37:05you
37:16you
37:17Come on.
38:02Just wait, Hannah.
38:41I just want you to write
38:44down what happened in your own words, okay?
39:10I just want you to write down what happened in your own words, okay?
39:39Han, honey, I'll tell you what, I am missing my euchre partner right about now.
39:42Hany, save me, I bet the house.
39:45Dad says hi.
39:47What's up?
39:49Mom.
39:53Han?
39:54Is something wrong?
39:57Yeah, my bike, my bike is wrong.
40:03Okay, we can fix the bike.
40:08I don't think we can, Mom.
40:10Is she okay?
40:16Okay, tell me.
40:18Why can't we fix your bike?
40:23Because, because, um, because I lost my scholarship.
40:28I'm gonna need you to connect some dots, honey.
40:32No, I wasn't gonna tell you because I wanted to figure it out on my own.
40:36Um, so I was, I was gonna win the pop showcase and get another scholarship.
40:42But Garrett and I broke up because he played St. Aids and he got into a fight and it's all
40:47my fault and now I have to walk home.
40:49Okay, okay, breathe.
40:54Breathe.
41:01So, a lot to unpack there.
41:05Let's start with the small stuff and work our way up.
41:09Okay?
41:11First off, let us figure out the money.
41:14We always do.
41:16Don't worry about the grant.
41:18We will find a way for you to be a Breyer next semester.
41:21How can I not worry about it when it's my fault?
41:26I'm the reason that you can't afford it in the first place.
41:30I'm the reason for the therapy bills and the lawyer.
41:33Garrett, I ruined your lives.
41:35And I'm sorry.
41:37I'm so sorry.
41:40I'm sorry.
41:42What did you do wrong?
41:50What?
41:51Well, if you're feeling guilty, then it must mean that you did something wrong.
41:59So, what is it exactly?
42:09I should have...
42:11You went to a party, Sweet Pea.
42:14You were a high school kid who had a drink.
42:16That's all.
42:18You didn't do anything wrong, Hannah.
42:23That night, and everything that happened after, that is not on you.
42:28There's nothing that you could have or should have done.
42:34And as far as ruining our lives.
42:37I am fine, and so is your dad.
42:40Despite being terrible at Euchre.
42:47Yeah, he really, he really is so bad.
42:50He's the worst.
42:53But I love him.
42:55And we love you.
42:57So will you let us do our jobs and take care of you?
43:04Are you nodding?
43:07Yeah, yeah, I'm nodding.
43:11Good.
43:20So how was your ice?
43:21Oh, uh...
43:23Yeah, it was good.
43:24Right.
43:24Good ice.
43:26Okay, did you change your mind?
43:28It feels like you changed your mind.
43:29No, no, no.
43:30I'm super into this.
43:32Okay.
43:33Promise.
43:33Right.
43:38You're kind of a shit liar.
43:40Look, the benefit of being strangers is you don't owe me anything, right?
43:45You know?
43:48It's really not you.
43:49I, you are very charming.
43:52And have the kind of body that suggests you work out on federal holidays.
43:56Well, I take Memorial Day off.
43:58Only human.
43:59All right.
44:02It's just...
44:04It has recently come to my attention that I'm a serial monogamist.
44:08Um, which I don't want to be.
44:09You know, I, I love love, but I also love sex.
44:12And, and I don't want to not have one just because I'm waiting for the other.
44:15Sure.
44:15Which is why I became involved with someone.
44:20You have a boyfriend.
44:21Oh, oh my God.
44:22No.
44:22No.
44:23Can you imagine?
44:24But we are, at the very least, something.
44:28Like some weird, baffling thing.
44:31More weird or baffling than this conversation?
44:35Okay.
44:35Well, I am trying to explain myself to you, Carter St. James.
44:38Sorry, sorry.
44:39Continue.
44:40I want to have hot, meaningless sex.
44:43I do.
44:43Hmm.
44:44But the last time I tried, I just ended up hurting someone that I really care about.
44:50So, I just, like, I want to do it the right way this time.
44:55Yeah, I get that.
44:56You do?
45:02God.
45:03I'm going to have to go back and tell the living theater legend that I'm not fun and I can't
45:07be slutty.
45:12Okay.
45:14Here's what's going to happen.
45:15I'm going to kiss you.
45:17You're going to kiss me back.
45:18Pull my hair.
45:19Just really sell it.
45:21And then you can go back to your clearly very invested friend.
45:28And you can brag about how hot, meaningless it was.
45:33Okay?
45:34One kiss and I'm bragging.
45:36Oh.
45:37It's going to be a really good fucking kiss.
45:43Bullshit.
45:44Only one way to find out.
45:58You do?
46:01You're right.
46:01Well, you are next who I did.
46:04You are next who I was not running in the house.
46:05Well, we will be you.
46:07You are next who I was not running in the house.
46:10You're next who I was not running in the house.
46:11Where you are next.
46:11Going to spy to Pat lequel.
46:12Well, have it missed me?
46:13You have to wait to dip itings.
46:14Well, you want to find out.
46:16I'm going to kiss me back.
46:16We will be you.
46:17It's going back after I'm not winning in this sack.
46:20I'm going to kiss me.
46:38Go the fuck off.
46:40Making out with a hot stranger at the bar?
46:42Who is she?
46:43I am she.
46:44She is me.
46:46I'm actually so proud I could cry.
46:48You have to admit, you had fun.
47:21I am so proud of you.
47:22So?
47:25I'm out four games.
47:31Yo, what's going on with you, bro?
47:36Where'd that come from?
47:39I don't want to talk about it.
47:42You never do.
47:48Yeah, I just thought that, you know, maybe.
48:05You know, for a second there, I thought we were on the same team again.
48:20I don't know.
48:26I don't know.
48:30I wonder if you kept the pilgrim ashtray
48:35If it's still propped up on your bar cart
48:40Couldn't make the grand off of the chain you bought me
48:44But goddamn, it's not for sale
48:49When someone asks me who's my favorite bad man
48:53I'll think of you as a Christian dick
48:58As long as I live I'll remember the names of your favorite beers
49:05When you're in your games
49:07The look on your face when you turn 26
49:12And your dad got too stoned
49:14Yeah, that one's gonna stick
49:17You broke me to pieces but I root for you even
49:22Though everything went up in flames
49:25I'll never forget how I root for your gazer
49:31Your wall of guitars are your video games
49:35All your video games
49:39All your video games
49:45Pick up your phrases, now I say it's aces
49:50But it always sounds so fake
49:55I wonder if your tongue is turning over anything I used to say
50:04It's getting darker so I turn you down but I can't turn you up
50:12Oh, as long as I live I'll remember the names of your favorite beers and your video games
50:22The look on your face when you turn 26
50:27And your dad got too stoned
50:30Yeah, that one's gonna stick
50:32Yeah, that one's gonna stick
50:33You broke me to pieces but I root for you even
50:37Even though everything went up in flames
50:41I'll never forget how I root for your gazer
50:46Your wall of guitars are your video games
50:50Oh, your video games
50:55Oh, your video games
51:23At least I'm shredding water
51:26You're not about to drown
51:28I'm not trying to find you
51:31Baby, you're just around
51:33Everything reminds me of you
51:36Even now, even now, even now
51:40As long as I live I'll remember the names of your favorite beers and your video games
51:50Fire in my gut that I've chased ever since
51:55You said the bar
51:58You're gonna stick
52:25Tell me if I live and you see
52:28I will no longer be
52:28I'm gonna stick
52:30So, with people
52:31I know, if you can sense
52:31What else is
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