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01:03Ladies, ladies, ladies, lace up those weeks and all of those vocal cords because this week you're giving pop star
01:11fantasy.
01:12That's right, you'll be performing a girl group to record an original track that will snatch the charts, the judges,
01:19and the hearts of the viewers around the world.
01:50But wait!
01:51And mentors for this week's episode, choreographer to the stars, Andra Gambell, and record producer, Mikey McCoy.
02:00What's up, ladies? I'm so excited to work with you all, and I got some fire beats for your fire
02:07bars.
02:07Mikey and I are looking to see you all shine super bright in this challenge.
02:11Remember that choreography and synchronicity are important, but we want to see what makes you special.
02:18Who are they?
02:18I recognize Andra from Dancing with the Stars. I think the guy I recognize from DJing Claymore's pole parties.
02:26Hmm, groundbreaking.
02:27Your recording session begins in one hour. Get your girl group on.
02:36Your hydrogenated water, m'lady?
02:38Oh, child, do you really know how painful it is to do a job that you really don't believe in?
02:45Huh.
02:47Are you, like, asking me if I have any drive or passion towards the career I'm currently in?
02:52Well, I was journaling about this the other day, and honestly, yes.
02:56Like, I feel like every call sheet I staple, or every LaCroix can I give to people, or every even
03:02piece of trash that I pick up, it all just leads up.
03:11I feel like that was a part of my plan.
03:15Mikey, Mikey, listen. I'm really putting you on here. Please, don't fuck this up.
03:20Bro, don't worry. I work with big personalities all the time.
03:25Listen, this just really needs to go well.
03:28It will.
03:30Okay, come here. Come here. No, no, it's too.
03:33Last night, my sponsor gave me an amethyst crystal.
03:37I can already feel it working, okay?
03:41Lock in, bro. Lock in.
03:46Are those cameras recording?
03:51Today we're meeting with...
03:53What's his name?
03:54Mikey McCoy.
03:56Today we're meeting with Mikey McCoy to lay our vocals for the girl group challenge.
04:02Hi, nice to meet you.
04:05Trinity!
04:06666, bend it back like Exorcist.
04:09Yeah.
04:10That song is a bop.
04:11It's my song.
04:12Wait a second. You like to fuck, don't you?
04:17I suppose I do?
04:19I suppose I do?
04:19Okay, amazing.
04:20Because we should lean into that. Sex positivity is totally trending right now.
04:23Oh, well, I actually prepared some lyrics based off of the backing track and I was thinking...
04:30You can throw them.
04:31What?
04:32Yeah, let's build something together, like authentically.
04:37I don't think that...
04:39Babe, throw them. Set yourself free.
04:41But I really think...
04:42Let's do it together.
04:43I...
04:43Let's do it together.
04:47Ready?
04:50That was cool.
04:53Oh my god.
04:54You're the Burger Finger chick.
04:57Great.
04:58You're a fan.
04:59Are you into like clown type shit?
05:01If you are, that's cool, but like goofy as fuck.
05:03You know what I mean?
05:04Okay, yeah.
05:05Burger Finger is a little goofy, but it's so much more than that.
05:08You know, it's...
05:09Operates within an absurdist genre of camp that really subverts normative assumptions.
05:13Shh, shh, shh.
05:18Oh.
05:20Do you hear that?
05:22Do you hear that?
05:24That's an airplane, babe.
05:26It's you.
05:27Isn't that crazy?
05:29Uh-huh.
05:30Babe.
05:31Who is this Yahoo?
05:33Juju, he's my college roommate.
05:35Claymore.
05:36Listen, he's gonna turn it out, alright?
05:38Just let him go.
05:40Heidi.
05:41Okay, you and me were vibrating at a higher level.
05:43Hi.
05:44Everyone else is vibrating.
05:45Guess where?
05:47Down here.
05:48Bottoms.
05:48Our chakras are firing all pistons.
05:52And we don't need words.
05:55Okay, so I'm thinking for you moans and whistles.
05:59Moans and whistles?
06:00Uh-huh.
06:01Let's make you the siren of the song.
06:11Okay, so what's your deal?
06:14Like, what can I work with here?
06:17Well, um, I do sing.
06:19Um, I have, like, arguably the most viral catchphrase from Drag Race.
06:23One of the drama.
06:24My name is, uh, color.
06:27Okay, I'm gonna be real with you.
06:29You're, like, the last session of the day.
06:31Okay.
06:31And the song's already, like, taken on a theme and a shape.
06:34Okay.
06:35Um, what's a theme?
06:37Sex.
06:37Sex?
06:38Oh, gay sex.
06:39I'm sorry.
06:39How do you feel?
06:42Hungry, I guess.
06:43I didn't have breakfast.
06:47I'm finding it.
06:48Okay.
06:49No, I'm finding it.
06:50Hungry.
06:50Hungry.
06:51It's brewing.
06:52What's, like, a sexy food?
06:54Whipped cream?
06:57Whipped cream.
06:58Whipped cream.
06:59Whipped cream.
06:59Whipped cream.
06:59Vaseline.
07:01Barney.
07:02Okay, it's brewing.
07:03Okay.
07:05Uh-oh.
07:06Landing gear spread.
07:08Hydraulics tight.
07:10Whipped cream.
07:11Vaseline.
07:12Slip and slide mess.
07:13Choke me out.
07:14Pull my hair.
07:17And a secundress.
07:19Two big birds.
07:21Fuckin'.
07:22Under runway lights.
07:24Okay.
07:24I can get into this.
07:26I like you.
07:27Some of the best songs in the world are made by complete idiots.
07:30Ah, ah, ah.
07:32Am I the drama?
07:34I'll show you instead.
07:36Uh.
07:37Uh.
07:37I'm a filthy whore.
07:39In your favorite shade of red.
07:42Uh.
07:42Uh.
07:43Uh.
07:44Uh.
07:46Um.
07:49Oh, Lord.
07:50Uh.
07:51That's what I'm talking about.
07:53Yeah!
07:53That's what I'm talking about.
07:55All right, let's go for one.
07:56It's amazing.
07:57Okay.
07:58I smell Grammy, to be honest.
08:00Do you?
08:00Do you smell that?
08:01I don't think that's what I smell.
08:02I keep reminding myself how I'm gonna win, and this is all worth it.
08:10Right?
08:15Hey, quick question.
08:17Nope.
08:17Do you believe in the work that you do, like spiritually?
08:20What?
08:20Girl, the only thing I believe in is banks.
08:23Hard cash.
08:25Check deposits.
08:26Speaking of deposits, when are you gonna get with the other PA?
08:29Augustus?
08:30No, girl.
08:31The craft service guy with the lazy eye.
08:33Look, I, I, it's so, I don't, I don't know if he likes me back, you know?
08:37What if it's all in my head?
08:38Girl, I literally saw him carving your initials into a block of Velveeta cheese during lunch.
08:43But, but, but, but what if it, like, what, like, make it weird?
08:46You are already weird.
08:48What if it ruins our friendship?
08:49Friendship?
08:49This is a reality show sweatshop, not summer camp.
08:52And besides, the thought of you two getting together is the only thing that's bringing me joy in this hellhole.
08:57Oh?
08:59What are you wearing?
09:01Drain this?
09:03Gang that?
09:04It, it, it, Scarlett said that I should project a more openness.
09:09Advertising.
09:09Don't listen to her.
09:10She's very open.
09:12Oh.
09:12Yeah.
09:13S-T-I.
09:13What, what does that spell?
09:15The gift that keeps on giving.
09:16Like the giving tree.
09:17Mmm.
09:18Wrong giving tree.
09:19Oh.
09:20Mm-hmm.
09:36Hi.
09:37What's up?
09:37How's it?
09:38Come and say hi.
09:40Cool.
09:40Well, you wanna, you wanna join me?
09:42Sure, yeah.
09:44What's up?
09:46You know, just chillin'.
09:48You smell good.
09:50I've been showering like three times a day.
09:52This fuckin' house is nasty.
09:53Yeah.
09:54Low key.
09:55I would be so much more miserable without you here though.
09:58Yeah, me too.
09:59You're like my emotional support.
10:01Bitch.
10:04Are you watching the movie?
10:06Uh, something like that.
10:08I was actually just about to, uh, jack off.
10:12Oh.
10:12You wanna join on this collab?
10:15Yeah.
10:16Yeah, if that's an invitation.
10:21Okay.
10:30Uh, what is this?
10:32This?
10:33Yeah.
10:33Oh, you haven't seen this?
10:34This is Goblin Cave.
10:36It's a classic.
10:39So worldly.
10:40I know.
10:41I'm literally doing so well.
10:44I have alliances with everyone.
10:46Like, everyone.
10:47Okay.
10:48Cute.
10:48But when do the betrayals start?
10:53Betrayals?
10:53I mean, I don't know.
10:55I, I just, I feel like my alliances are good.
10:58I mean, especially the one with plane.
11:00Like, I feel like that one is actually legit.
11:05Oh, cool.
11:06Yep.
11:07Okay.
11:08Wait, wait, wait.
11:09Can we please go back to the first two eight counts of this, please?
11:11Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
11:12Let's do it.
11:13I'm just gonna grab some water.
11:14Okay.
11:15Yeah, take a minute.
11:19Too old for this.
11:20Girl.
11:22I don't know how I'm going to embody this solo.
11:25What do you mean?
11:26Well, I call myself a whore like three times.
11:30Honey, you of all people.
11:32I mean, I know I'm a slut, but, like, I don't have the hip capacity for, like, a performance.
11:38Girl, this whole show got us all looking foolish.
11:40There ain't nothing professional about none of this.
11:43Bebe?
11:44Speaking of, here she comes.
11:45Bebe.
11:48Another...
11:48Bebe.
11:50Bebe.
11:50Bebe.
11:50Look, we can't move the challenge performance inside.
11:53The pool deck is the only music video-worthy space in the house.
11:57I told you I have a chrysanthemum sensitivity.
11:59They make my skin eat like chrysan's asshole.
12:02We can have them removed.
12:04Right, Clemore?
12:05She's not gonna be sitting anywhere near...
12:07What kind of sadistic landscaper has been working here?
12:09We need you ready for host lines in ten.
12:11You know what?
12:12Let me go powder my nose.
12:13And by nose, I mean my whole existence.
12:17Oh.
12:19Go get her in ten minutes.
12:20You go get her in ten minutes.
12:22I don't work for you.
12:23I don't work for you, Jujubee.
12:24This is a lateral leadership structure.
12:27Fine.
12:28You can read her the bedtime story tonight.
12:30Wait.
12:31Have you been doing that?
12:33Yes.
12:33With voices.
12:35Like this one.
12:37And this one.
12:38And this one.
12:39That is crazy.
12:41Ladies.
12:42Come on.
12:43We have a lot of phrase work to learn.
12:44Let's go.
12:45Oh, God.
12:46She's so mousy.
12:47Yeah, but she's like kind of congy though.
12:49Coming!
12:55And now, the moment we've all been waiting for.
13:00The top forecast of Drag House Rules presents their hit original song, Tuck and Slut.
13:08Mmm.
13:09Come enjoy some in-flight snacks.
13:12Coming with that.
13:13Good girl, bad attitude.
13:16Stay tucked, ladies.
13:18Ah.
13:21Eat it up, queen.
13:22Suck on the beat.
13:24Ah.
13:26Drag queens, fuck, talk and slut all week.
13:29Landing gear spread.
13:31Hydraulics tight.
13:32Yeah.
13:32Two big jets touching tips all night.
13:34Ooh.
13:35Push back cockpit.
13:36Taxi to the dig.
13:37The captain in my lap for the whole damn trip.
13:40Fasten your seatbelt.
13:41My pussy's a jet.
13:43Yeah.
13:43Butt in a turbulence wetter than wet.
13:45I'm the mile high mistress.
13:46First class freak.
13:48Got your stewards in the galley begging.
13:50Ma'am.
13:50Please.
13:51Ah.
13:53It's really slutty but really cold.
13:56I know.
13:57I'm trying to shut.
13:59Right.
13:59Drag queens, fuck, talk and slut all week.
14:03Aaaaaaaah.
14:06Aaaaaah.
14:08Aaaaaah.
14:09Aaaaaaah.
14:10Aaaaaah.
14:11Aaaaaah.
14:12Woah woah woah woah.
14:13Whip cream, mess.
14:15Pull my hair, choke me out in a sequenced dress.
14:18I'm the mother of the house with the freshest reframe.
14:21Got upgrade on upgrade, but the name is the same
14:24New body, who's she? New curves, who's this?
14:27I'm a premium edition, you could never dismiss
14:29Got a plot to kinky body, but my brain runs a show
14:32Serving season perfection, only legends will know
14:35Am I the drama? I'll show you instead
14:40I'm the filthy whore in your faded shade of red
14:46Crimson lips, ruby nails, flaming hot to my core
14:52Every shade of red screams, Scarlet is a whore
15:00Eat it up, queen, suck on the beat
15:05Track means fuck, five, six, seven, eight
15:19Tuck, it's luck, and tuck, it's luck, and tuck, it's luck
15:23All week, tuck, it's luck, and tuck, it's luck
15:39Four of you performed tonight, but one was a cut above the rest.
15:48So tonight, immunity...
15:54Oh my gosh, I just swallowed a bug.
16:01Jujubee.
16:02BB?
16:03Jujubee.
16:03BB, you're so close.
16:04Juju.
16:05I'm done.
16:06Patay.
16:07Yes, ma'am.
16:08Patay.
16:09Grab me my bags and give me a car.
16:12I'm done.
16:13Petey, no.
16:14Wait, wait, wait.
16:15Yes.
16:15Petey.
16:15Petey.
16:16Petey.
16:17Petey.
16:18Petey.
16:18Petey.
16:19Petey.
16:20Petey?
16:22No.
16:23Petey.
16:24Petey.
16:25Petey.
16:25Don't do it, bitch.
16:26Don't be tempted.
16:27Don't be tempted.
16:29Petey.
16:30Petey.
16:30You're on the same team, Petey.
16:33Traitor!
16:34You know what, Juju?
16:35Juju, all of this.
16:36All of this.
16:37You told me it was going to be a high-end production, but you know, it's none of the sort.
16:41It's not a coup de gras, it's not the cherry on top, and it's definitely not a cat's meow.
16:45You know what?
16:46You suck.
16:47He sucks.
16:47They suck.
16:48All of this sucks.
16:49So you can have it.
16:52B.B.
16:54Overrated.
16:55B.B.
16:56And you make sure my check clears.
17:01It's...
17:02She can't just leave.
17:04She can't do that.
17:05There's nothing we can do.
17:07What about the contract?
17:08Aren't you like the president of exploitative talent agreements?
17:11Not anymore.
17:12Reformed.
17:14Fortunately.
17:15Without a host, we're nothing.
17:18It's...
17:18over.
17:20Rock, paper, scissors to see who calls the network?
17:23Oh, no.
17:24That's all you.
17:25This is your show.
17:28B.B.
17:29Please!
17:30Come back!
17:31B.B.
17:33B.B.
17:36B.B.
17:37B.B.
17:37Please!
17:39Wait, what are we gonna...
17:40So, are we just supposed to stand here until someone tells us to stop?
17:45I mean, yeah, like, my ankles are fossilizing.
17:48Girl, I guess no one's going home this week.
17:51Well, shit.
17:52What level of hell is this?
17:59Well, you wanna fuck my cum gutters and bust a nut in my pussy hole?
18:04Uh, sure.
18:10I'm gonna get you.
18:11Oh my gosh, stop it!
18:13I'm not in my duper!
18:14You're so silly!
18:16I'm...
18:17Bitch!
18:17Don't fuck with me, bitch!
18:19Bitch!
18:20Oh, it's a sword fight.
18:21Yeah, ho.
18:22Get on the fucking bed.
18:23I'm gonna blindfold you, bitch.
18:25Okay.
18:25Okay.
18:25Get on the bed.
18:26You dirty...
18:27You've been a naughty, naughty...
18:28Oh, yeah!
18:29You've been a naughty, naughty boy.
18:30Oh, I'm so bad.
18:31You've been a naughty, naughty boy.
18:33Oh, I'm so bad.
18:34Oh.
18:35Yeah.
18:36Oh, yeah.
18:36Oh.
18:37You've never looked more sexy.
18:40Yeah, shut the fuck up.
18:41Shut the fuck up, you bitch.
18:43You're a fucking man!
18:45Oh, no.
18:47Yeah.
18:47Yeah, I'm gonna punish you.
18:49Yeah, you've been a very bad boy.
18:50I'm gonna fucking punish you.
18:51I've been so bad.
18:51Yeah.
18:52I'm so bad.
18:53Marco!
18:54Polo!
18:56Marco!
18:57Polo!
18:58Marco!
19:01Polo!
19:03Polo!
19:05Ow!
19:05Polo!
19:06Marco!
19:06Shut up!
19:08Marco!
19:08What is that?
19:10Y'all need to calm down.
19:12One of us has to be gorgeous in the morning.
19:14I need my beauty sleep.
19:15The fuck?
19:17Hey, this is my God.
19:18I pray to this.
19:20This is my icon, my religious icon.
19:23And I pray to it just like this.
19:25Please, bring prosperity.
19:28I give it a little kiss.
19:29Bring prosperity, joy, and light into my life.
19:34And it helps to really give it a little smell, too.
19:38Oh!
19:39You can find this at blushvibe.com.
19:44It's really practical, well-shaped, slick, easy to clean.
19:49You know, it's a rattlesnake, so it's got the balls on the end and stuff.
19:53It actually makes for a really good vibrator.
19:56You just, like, put it on your face and just, it helps relax.
19:59It's like for the lymph...
20:01What's that?
20:01Lympho?
20:02Lymph...
20:03Lymph...
20:03Lymph...
20:04Lymphomic.
20:04It helps with the...
20:06It actually feels kind of good, actually.
20:08Honey, you put it in your booty hole.
20:10You let it...
20:13Like a rattlesnake, honey.
20:14Just go on up in the air.
20:15You know, just...
20:18Maybe you don't use it for your booty hole.
20:20Maybe put it in your mouth, you know.
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