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Drag House Rules - Episode 1
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00:02It's gonna get back here you nasty trash monster!
00:05This one's going through it.
00:07Is it good TV?
00:08Good TV.
00:09Get it.
00:11Angeria, who the fuck is this?
00:13I told you this was a closed set.
00:15You bring my man thank you right now.
00:16Don't you come back here either.
00:18Oh my God.
00:39I'm gonna get back here with some nasty trash.
00:42I love you, hon!
00:46And don't you fucking come back either.
00:50Selena!
00:51Oh my God.
00:52Can I just hang on in here for a second please?
00:54Of course.
00:55I'm here for you, honey.
00:57Tell me everything.
01:00You can trust me.
01:09Is that too much?
01:11Never mind.
01:12That's what it looks like.
01:13We are just waiting.
01:14Whoa!
01:15Jujubee!
01:15We're casting.
01:16What are these cameras?
01:17Claymore, it's fine.
01:18It's all been approved by the network.
01:21Jujubee had the wonderful idea of shooting a behind the scenes companion piece for this season.
01:26Behind these scenes?
01:27I don't, I don't know.
01:28Listen, people love seeing how the sausage is made.
01:31It'll be a great project for our new junior producer here.
01:34Right?
01:35Look, I appreciate that Drag House Rules is now at a larger network.
01:38It's just feeling like a lot of cooks in the kitchen.
01:40Sorry Claymore, but cooking, it's a challenge for you.
01:43We're just here for support.
01:44Yeah, and if we learned anything last time, you need support.
01:48Lots of it.
01:51Okay.
01:52Okay.
01:54Um, Monet exchange.
01:56She could be a good get.
01:57No, she would never do this.
01:59Well look, we have approved offers for, uh, Celina, Heidi, Trinity, Sapphira, and Scarlet.
02:10God, I love Scarlet.
02:12Big fan.
02:13Am I the drama?
02:19Um, if I may, I like to keep the tradition of casting at least one queen not from the franchise.
02:25Please no Jackie Beat.
02:26No, uh, I was actually thinking...
02:29Trey Vine.
02:30Who?
02:31I'm not mad at that.
02:32She, uh, is a trailblazer.
02:34She carved out a niche in New York City in the late 1900s.
02:38She sounds old.
02:40Right?
02:40She'll do it for fourth or eighth.
02:42But it's all about inclusivity these days, so let's book her.
02:45Okay, fine.
02:46But I really want Bebe then.
02:48She's just proving a little hard to lock down.
02:50I could call her.
02:52That would be amazing.
02:53I'm sure hearing from a trusted friend would help close the deal.
02:56Oh, she loves me.
02:57It'll be a piece of cake.
02:59Ah.
02:59We're besties.
03:00You are the best.
03:02No, you are.
03:02Bebe, it's Juju.
03:03Juju B darling, how are you?
03:05I'm good.
03:06Listen, girl, I miss you and, um, I have great news.
03:09I'm working behind the scenes now.
03:11I'm, uh, I'm a producer.
03:13Producing what?
03:14Drag house rules.
03:15Dear God.
03:18Oh, I was, uh, calling to see if maybe you could...
03:22I already told them I'm not doing that show.
03:24It's beneath me, girl.
03:26Oh, yeah.
03:27Total.
03:28Yeah, a thousand percent beneath you.
03:30But, girl, you know how we have so much fun on set together and I feel like we could do
03:35it again.
03:36So, would you reconsider?
03:38Oh, God, no.
03:39Well, the only way I'd set foot on that set is if I'm hosting the whole show myself.
03:48This season on Drag House Rules, Tempest Flare, Cash and Diesel, and the competition ignites as nine queens fight it
03:58out for their chance at $100,000.
04:01There are drugs in this?
04:03Is this ethical?
04:04Each episode, the queens will vote to eliminate one of their own until one only queen remains.
04:10Buckle up for a killer season of the most sickening show on television.
04:16I am Bibi Zahara-Bernay, and this is Drag House Rules.
04:22Bibi, that was great.
04:23Um, I have some notes.
04:25No, you do not.
04:26That was fierceness.
04:28You work, mama.
04:29All right, let's do another one.
04:31One more?
04:32Are you gay?
04:33No.
04:35Please don't tell anyone.
05:08I'm not gay.
05:12Don't say anything.
05:12There are a lot of them.
05:15There are 3 legs in at once.
05:15Come on.
05:16Come on.
05:17You like to doshare inspiration in your personality.
05:17Come on.
05:17That's 所以 Kon Ouuuahy,
05:21what are you gettingroots?
05:28The leadstone are brave.
05:36Anticipation fills the air as the queens arrive one by one to their new home.
05:42Mind the gap, because this mouth has plenty to say.
05:47Hi friends, I'm Heidi in Closet and I'm from RuPaul's Drag Race Season 12 and kinda RuPaul's
05:53Drag Race All-Stars 8.
05:54And I'm here to slay the competition, much like the movie Slay, streaming now on TV.
06:01Can I get out of drag now?
06:03No.
06:04Can I have a drink?
06:04No.
06:05A blunt?
06:06Heidi, go sit down on the couch.
06:08Girl.
06:09Girl.
06:12The body is here, but so is the brain.
06:15Hey y'all, it's Trinity the Tuck from RuPaul's Drag Race Season 9, All-Stars 4 and All-Stars 7,
06:22and I'm here to prove I'm not just the body.
06:25I also have the brains to match.
06:29Juju, you're not even in drag yet.
06:31You are late to the gig.
06:33I'm not competing, sweetie.
06:35I produce now.
06:37Oh, well, produce me into the top three.
06:39I have a reputation to uphold.
06:41I can't flop at a show like this.
06:43You have to compete to win, Trinity.
06:45Says the guy who lost his own hosting gig.
06:47Let's move on, shall we?
06:49The world wants me, and the feeling is apathy.
06:55Hi, I'm Scarlet Envy from RuPaul's Drag Race, RuPaul's Drag Race All-Stars, UK vs. The World.
07:00I've done World of Wonder and NBC and OutTV.
07:05I'm here.
07:07I am here.
07:10Okay, well, I kind of feel like we could do a lot better.
07:14Okay.
07:15Sorry.
07:16Aren't you known for being the drama?
07:18The what?
07:19The drama.
07:20I am kind of known for that, but life is different now.
07:24Okay.
07:24I just feel like it takes a few drinks to really get it going.
07:29You know?
07:30Oh!
07:31Yeah, I'm going to just drink my personality down here.
07:33Enjoy it.
07:37Okay, so I don't have a drag tar, but if I did, I'd name her Penis Envy, and she'd
07:42be like really, really tight.
07:45Hi, Trinity.
07:48It's nice to see you.
07:51I'm not mad at the cast, though.
07:52We got three All-Stars so far, so that's something.
07:55Sure, yeah.
07:55If somebody doesn't eliminate themselves again.
07:57Wow, okay, so that was for mental health and well-being.
08:00She did that.
08:01You troglodytes.
08:02What you call me?
08:03What you call me?
08:03Trawlodytes.
08:04Google it, Miss Brain and Brandy.
08:06Oh, cool.
08:12Hey, y'all.
08:13It's me, Safira Cristal, from RuPaul's Drag Race Season 16, and sound cake at Lincoln
08:19Center.
08:20Woo!
08:21Hey, y'all.
08:22I'm classically trained in opera and mixed martial arts, so don't fuck with me, fellas.
08:27Another Renaissance woman?
08:29Game on.
08:30I'm known for my motherly charm, my motherly instincts.
08:34I'm a mentor, a matriarch of the Cristal dynasty.
08:39But listen, I'm tired of paying second fiddle to all these bitches.
08:44I'ma tell you one thing.
08:45I'm not your seamstress.
08:48I'm not your makeup artist.
08:49I'm not gonna help you with your song.
08:51I ain't gonna help you with nothing.
08:52I'm here for me, honey.
08:56Who is that?
08:57Huh?
08:57Who's that?
08:59Hey, guys.
08:59Thanks.
09:02I'm Selena Estudiz.
09:05You know me from TV, and I was, oh, Blade Magazine's best drag performer of LA, as voted
09:11for by the people.
09:12The last few years have been a whirlwind.
09:14My dreams come true.
09:15I, you know, drag was like a labor of love, and now it's just a, it's a labor of labor.
09:25Can I, can I have a minute, please?
09:27Yeah, of course.
09:36Uh, here.
09:37Oh, I'll take that.
09:39Are you jet-lined?
09:41I'm sorry, Juju.
09:42I'm just, I'm just struggling today.
09:44Uh, okay.
09:45I just went through a breakup.
09:50Oh, no.
09:52Um.
09:53It's still fresh.
09:54Sure.
09:55Uh, would you know, Selena, healing takes time.
09:58Uh, can I ask you, when did this happen?
10:04This morning.
10:06This morning.
10:08Wow.
10:10Okay.
10:11Um.
10:14I don't know, I gave this room before I came to the gig.
10:16I don't even know what we're going to do with our dog yet.
10:19Oh, my gosh, the dog.
10:20Oh, God.
10:21Oh, listen.
10:22Listen.
10:23Look at me.
10:25Look at me.
10:25Look at me.
10:27You can always come to me if you ever need to talk.
10:30I'm here for you.
10:32You know, Selena, I'm all about providing a safe space.
10:43You look good.
10:44Oh, okay.
10:46Where is she?
10:48Petey?
10:49We said action on talent.
10:51Where's Angeria?
10:53I don't know.
10:54She just wandered off.
10:55You had one job, Petey.
10:56I feel like we're short a couple PAs, right?
11:00Angeria, up the stairs.
11:02Come on.
11:02Come on.
11:02Let me tell you something.
11:05The landscape in here is just immaculate.
11:08I mean, oh, my God.
11:09I ain't never seen nothing like this in my life.
11:11No, no.
11:11I totally agree.
11:12You just got to just come this way.
11:14Yeah.
11:14The back door.
11:15Okay.
11:16All right.
11:20Oh, it's so nice in here.
11:23It's so big.
11:24Oh, my God.
11:26I love a floor-to-ceiling wall.
11:31Oh, what's back here?
11:33Angeria.
11:33Oh, I'm going to bring trade in here.
11:37Angeria.
11:40Oh, my bad.
11:41Hold on.
11:42I'm sorry.
11:43You know I'd be a little lost sometimes.
11:45Uh-huh.
11:46The name's Angeria, but you can call me Angie again.
11:51Hey, everybody.
11:52It's Angeria Paris Faye Michaels from RuPaul's Drag Race Season 4.
11:552014 and the winner of All Stars 9.
11:58And to be honest with you, I just came for the pool.
12:01I'd like a sound bite with a little bit more attitude.
12:03You know, maybe call somebody an ugly bitch.
12:07I just came here for the pool.
12:09I'm on vacation.
12:10Hey, baby.
12:11Twins.
12:12Twins.
12:12We ain't twins, but y'all don't look nothing like you.
12:14The only reason I'm here, the only reason I took this job,
12:17was because I need a vacation.
12:19I've been touring.
12:19I've been traveling.
12:20I've been all over around the world.
12:21I am tired.
12:23Okay?
12:23There should be one more.
12:25You think?
12:26I don't know.
12:26I wonder who they're saving for last.
12:29The order seems off, right?
12:31I mean, it feels like we should have ended on Trinity or Angeria.
12:34Right.
12:34Whose idea was this?
12:36This guy.
12:37He thought he'd be iconic to end on a trailblazer.
12:42Big mistake, right?
12:43I don't know.
12:45Juju.
12:46I know you're new to producing, but I never want you to be afraid to use your voice.
12:52You're a very important part of this team.
12:54Okay?
12:59Anybody need a blow job?
13:03Hi, I'm Sherry Vine.
13:06That's a choice.
13:07Sherry Vine.
13:08Oh, look at this.
13:09That's the gay men's chorus.
13:10Time is fine.
13:12Is it all?
13:13You told me to introduce myself.
13:15Well, yeah.
13:16You're supposed to follow up with, like, you know, your other shows, the things you've
13:20been on, or accolades or whatever.
13:24Definition of accolades.
13:26An accolade is an award or instance of positive acknowledgement or rating.
13:29Hi, I'm Sherry Vine, drag legend, which I have earned, and it's just a nice way of saying
13:35elderly.
13:36I have 35 years under my drag sequined belt.
13:40I have performed all over the world with my solo shows, opening for Bianca Del Rio.
13:46I've done numerous movies, television shows, three seasons of my own variety show and two
13:52seasons of another one, plus two seasons of Dr. Jackie.
13:56I've done a lot for Out TV.
13:58I'm a Pisces with a water rising, and my favorite color is purple.
14:06I do love men.
14:08I'm just kidding.
14:09I am the OG YouTube parody video queen with over 20 million views.
14:15I actually have a master's degree in theater.
14:18You would never know, because, like, what did you major in?
14:20Finding rhymes for dick?
14:21No.
14:22I have an acting degree, and, um...
14:25Okay, let's dial it back a bit.
14:28Oh, sorry.
14:29Okay.
14:29One last thing.
14:30I do the Golden Girls live on stage, and I play Blanche, because I'm always the slut.
14:34Wow.
14:35Honestly, I think it's really cool that Sherry's here.
14:38I mean, she's a literal icon.
14:40Thank the Lord I am not the oldest one here.
14:44Sherry is a legend, an icon, and also one foot in the grave.
14:53All right.
14:54The cotton sheets?
14:55Who's supposed to sleep on cotton sheets?
14:57No incense?
14:58Nothing.
14:59Room temperature water?
15:01Really?
15:01Our sincerest apologies, Phoebe.
15:04Go check on the girls.
15:05Sis, they need you.
15:06Juju.
15:08Juju.
15:08Sis, Phoebe.
15:12Juju, you told me that this was going to be an amazing, amazing experience, and that
15:16this is bougie, and just this is upscale.
15:18That's why I signed up for this.
15:19It is.
15:20It is.
15:21It will be.
15:23Bibi, look at me.
15:25You know this is a huge opportunity for me, right?
15:28So, just smile and sip on the lukewarm tap water, and pretend like you like this chaos.
15:35Because, listen to me, the check will clear.
15:38Oh, the check will clear?
15:39The check will clear.
15:40The check will clear.
15:40Absolutely.
15:41And you'll be back in your silk cocoon pretty soon, and I'm going to have them CGI the luxury
15:48in post.
15:49Alright?
15:50Oh!
15:51I cannot deal with all this behind the scenes.
15:54And by the way, the lighting is horrible.
16:00Hello, queens.
16:01It is I, Bibi the Harbinet, your hostess, your queen, your eternal mistress of ceremonies.
16:10The rules are simple.
16:11Each episode, we will have a challenge for immunity and an elimination by group vote.
16:18Each week, a queen will go home until one of you is ground the winner of Drag House Roots.
16:25And honey, that winner walks away with not only the title, but a cash prize of $100,000.
16:33Okay.
16:34Hold up.
16:36Tough playing now.
16:37Not a prize package, but cold, hard cash.
16:40Cold, hard cash.
16:42I think.
16:43Okay, are you sure?
16:44Because I heard about last year.
16:45It's cash.
16:46Damn.
16:47Calm down, Cameroon.
16:49And this season also comes with a new twist.
16:51Because hidden in this house is an immunity pin.
16:54Immunity is mine!
16:55No!
16:56Stop!
16:59Oh, what the fuck?
17:01Get used to it.
17:02It's a thankless job.
17:03Full of disrespect.
17:06Bibi.
17:06That was incredible.
17:08An incredible sellout, Juju.
17:10I hate this.
17:11I really hate it.
17:12Bibi, it's fine.
17:14I don't really mean to complain, but-
17:16Just do the show, Bibi.
17:17Juju?
17:19Juju.
17:20Cameras.
17:24Thank you for doing this show.
17:29You look so pretty.
17:35Such a pretty girl.
17:38How does it feel to be the plus-size queen in the competition?
17:43To be the plus-size queen in the competition?
17:46Fuck you, bitch.
17:49No, it's, you know, you know-
17:50I mean, I enjoy my status as the heaviest girl in the competition.
17:56I don't know how many plus-size queens would agree that I'm a plus-size queen.
18:00But, you know, I love to represent.
18:11Juju.
18:13Do you know where this thing is?
18:14Maybe.
18:15Well-
18:16I can't help you, though, because-
18:17Yes, you can.
18:18No, I can't.
18:19I'm a producer.
18:20And that would tarnish my integrity.
18:23You know, you're trying really hard to find this immunity pin, considering you checked
18:29out earlier in confessionals.
18:31Okay.
18:32Can I level with you?
18:33Sure.
18:33For, like, just a second.
18:34Okay.
18:36Like, off camera?
18:37Oh, yeah.
18:38Go!
18:39Go!
18:42Okay.
18:45Okay.
18:45Okay, I'm gonna be honest with you.
18:47Yeah?
18:49I don't wanna fucking be here.
18:51Okay.
18:52Like, at all.
18:52Okay.
18:53I just really need this money.
18:54Oh, we know you too, honey.
18:56No, not like that.
18:59Like, like, like I'm actually in trouble.
19:02Oh.
19:03Like, financial trouble.
19:04Tell me about it.
19:06Okay.
19:06Okay.
19:07Um, I invested all of my money.
19:10Uh-huh.
19:11In, um, in JoJo coin.
19:16The JoJo Siwa cryptocurrency.
19:18Yes, girl.
19:19Girl.
19:19I know.
19:20I know.
19:21Oh, poor thing.
19:23I just thought it was a sure thing, you know?
19:26Yeah.
19:26Yeah.
19:26She's just like so likable.
19:28Just like you.
19:29Yeah.
19:30That's what I thought.
19:31Oh, wow.
19:33So you have no money, is what you're saying.
19:35Well, I mean, it's just like really not looking good.
19:37Uh-huh.
19:38Um, so that's why I'm, that's why I'm here.
19:42Uh-huh.
19:42And I think I can win.
19:44Like, I really think I can win.
19:44Oh, I think you can win too.
19:46I would do anything, you know?
19:48Like, I need this more than sex.
19:50I'm gonna be honest with you.
19:52I have to do pretty well too.
19:54Mm-hmm.
19:55This is my first time producing and I really need to nail this.
19:58Yeah.
19:58I think about it.
19:59Yeah.
20:00I'm making money not being in drag, which is really nice.
20:04Yeah.
20:05It's so nice.
20:06That must be really nice, yeah.
20:08Yeah.
20:08So, maybe you help me and I help you.
20:14Yeah.
20:15Find the immunity pin.
20:17I would do anything.
20:18Oh, yeah.
20:19Yeah.
20:20You would do anything, right, pretty girl?
20:22Yeah.
20:22Oh, you're so pretty.
20:24Thanks.
20:25You're welcome.
20:26Okay, I gotta tell you something else.
20:29Okay.
20:29Claymore's gotten really freaking soft.
20:32And our new producer, Gregory.
20:36Yeah?
20:37He's straight.
20:38He's what?
20:40Straight.
20:40Oh, my God.
20:41So, I need you to be the drama and I'll help you find the immunity pin.
20:48Deal?
20:51Yeah.
20:52Okay.
20:58What the fuck?
20:59What's wrong with you?
21:00What did you say to me?
21:01You saw me over here looking for the immunity pin.
21:04Well, why don't you go ahead and look under your career instead?
21:06Because that's also collecting dust.
21:09Oh, so you want to talk about careers?
21:11That's kind of crazy.
21:11You've lost three times, so you're going to lose a guess.
21:14Yeah, but I made a career out of it.
21:15Bitch!
21:15Oh, let me talk about Kenny.
21:18Who's Kenny?
21:19You know.
21:20We found out his name.
21:22We know all about him.
21:23Who is he?
21:24You know who he is.
21:26You snuck him in.
21:27I don't...
21:27You think you can't see...
21:28I don't...
21:28You don't think I see everything here?
21:32So, Kenny is my boyfriend.
21:34And we've been dating for like the past three months or so.
21:38And I just wanted to, you know, have a vacation.
21:41So, I brought him along with me and...
21:44I told you I was going to take you on vacation.
21:46Shit!
21:47Go ahead.
21:48He's not really supposed to be here, apparently, but...
21:51I really don't give a fuck.
21:53You knew that though.
21:55That's why you snuck him in.
21:56Well, I thought it would be rude to use the front door because, you know, people was filming.
22:01So, let's just go around the back and, you know, to not disturb.
22:05That's all we was doing.
22:07So, you're a typical backdoor girl, is what you're saying?
22:11I have been a backdoor girl a time or two in my life, yes.
22:15I brought something special.
22:17Special.
22:17Special because it's good or special because your face is on it?
22:20Both.
22:21Unnaturally.
22:22Well, I brought my own little special something-something.
22:25We should try it.
22:26Girl, that's green.
22:27Oh, but it's so good.
22:30Yes, honey.
22:30Healthy as not.
22:32It's good for you, too.
22:33Uh-huh.
22:36That is strong.
22:37Girl, it's celery juice.
22:39Oh, my gosh.
22:40It tastes like gasoline.
22:41You want to play a game?
22:43Yes.
22:44Go ahead, get back here, you nasty trash monster.
22:47This one's going through it.
22:49Good TV?
22:50Good TV.
22:53Okay.
22:54Be-ee, be-ee.
22:57One question.
23:00So, how does it work, you know, down there?
23:07Oh.
23:09Uh, well.
23:10Jujubee?
23:11Contrary to popular belief, the toilets in Australia flush the same exact way.
23:19Oh.
23:20Oh.
23:22Yeah, I don't get it.
23:26All right.
23:28Moving on.
23:29Bye.
23:30Bye.
23:31Bye.
23:31Bye.
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