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00:01I had everything laid out in a specific way and then someone came in like a
00:04raccoon on Adderall. Oh no. My brushes were on the floor Scarlett. What does it mean?
00:10Trinity saw you. Snitch. The bathroom is a shared space. Well you had your brushes
00:16laid out across the whole counter.
00:42I have the bathroom. I know you may find that the bathroom is a separate room for the bathroom.
00:43No, it's not.
00:50The bathroom is right.
01:16these girls are really going at it how do we make it worse worse well it's one o'clock we've
01:22got to
01:22keep the girls in drag well you were the one that wanted to give them an ethical call time trying
01:26to be better hi hi um i checked in on bb and she's dead asleep she needs to be awoken
01:32awoken no yeah
01:36it's a whole process you pull the sheets down and then you walk these essential oils right under her
01:40nose i'll just send you ah juju pd this is our new pa hire augustus gustus hi hi hi hi
01:51uh pd you want to
01:55show augustus the ropes maybe uh um sure come on let's go uh wake up uh baby sahara lusa
02:08so when's a special guest arrive anytime now and you're sure about this yeah wait what what special
02:14guess you'll see
02:37sherry good god girl why are you already in drag what do you mean i just woke up
02:43honey listen if i appear on national television barefaced the ancient seal will break and usher
02:50in the seventh apocalypse
02:51makes sense you've always had that end of days energy thank you
03:00hey what you mixing up there sister oh just some southern hospitality the pageant girls call it go
03:07go-go juice but it's my special lemonade oh what makes it so special
03:13oh god oh my
03:59this feels weird getting used to it the show is full of weirdos really yeah but
04:06this feels weird getting used to it the show is full of weirdos really yeah but
04:07It's not that bad.
04:08You know, I got a free for-up from the Queen last night.
04:13Cool.
04:18Should we just wake her up?
04:19Touch her.
04:20No, no, absolutely not.
04:23Thank you, sister.
04:25Well, I'm very thirsty.
04:26Oh, you read my mind.
04:31Lady, what is your problem?
04:32What do you mean?
04:33Lily, why are you being such a psycho bitch?
04:38I'm making good TV.
04:40Sister, why didn't you say so?
04:42Look, I'm down, but I don't think you're doing what you think you're doing.
04:46Really?
04:48You know, I felt a little forced.
04:50Maybe chill a little bit.
04:52Look, Jujubee...
04:55Jujubee promised me the location of an immunity pen if I stir up the drama.
04:59You think the pen's still out there?
05:01Yes.
05:01Shari's pockets looked a little lumpy last night.
05:04Well, those are probably just Werther's and cough drops.
05:07Hilarious fucking bimbo bitch.
05:09Back to the shadows of the eagle, you whore!
05:12Focus, focus.
05:13Look, I think we should ally.
05:15I don't work well with others.
05:17Listen, I'll make you the drama, you get the pen, and then we'll play it if either of us are
05:21ever on the outs of being eliminated.
05:23Look, you need friends in this competition, and alliances are forming whether you like it or not.
05:29So you won't write my name down?
05:31Never, sister.
05:33And you'll help me be the drama.
05:34I'll make you a monster.
05:37Come on, let's do it, let's do it!
05:39Let's do it!
05:40Let's get some lemonade, come on, come on.
05:51Good morning, BB!
05:56Isn't it kinda scary if we're just standing right above her when she wakes up?
05:58I would hate that.
06:04You're right.
06:05That's exactly what a sleeper house's demon does.
06:12Maybe we should spring from outside of the door.
06:16You're right, that's respectful.
06:21Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
06:25This good as hell.
06:27Mm-hmm.
06:27You did that.
06:28That's good.
06:29Yay!
06:32What was that?
06:36Girls!
06:37Hi.
06:39What's going on?
06:42I'm sorry, but we tried.
06:44We're scared.
06:45Of what?
06:46This?
06:48Oh, please.
06:50BB.
06:52BB.
06:55BB.
06:56Oh my gosh, I'm sorry sis.
07:01Oh my gosh, I'm sorry.
07:02I was having a nightmare, but what are these children doing here?
07:06I'm not a child.
07:07Yeah, we're men.
07:09Let me go.
07:11Eat a part jollof rice.
07:13BB.
07:16We have a show to do.
07:17You have to get ready.
07:17Okay.
07:18Can you please make sure I have my, um, alcohol lavender wipes?
07:22It's on the counter.
07:23And it's a white towel.
07:24It's in the bathroom.
07:24Can you make sure the nebulizer's there?
07:27Unboxed, on the shelf, in the closet.
07:29Okay.
07:29BB.
07:29Oh.
07:30This is Hollywood.
07:35Time is money, BB.
07:38Say hi.
07:38Say hi at the camera.
07:44Oh my God, why is my heart beating so fast?
07:47Is there drugs in this?
07:48I feel like I can lift a car.
07:51Mmm.
07:52Mmm.
07:56Girl, now I didn't have my share of pageant go-go juice, girl, but this is, this is taking
08:01the cake right here, bitch.
08:02Oh my God.
08:04Oh no.
08:06What's wrong with this?
08:06It's running right through me.
08:08It's running right through me.
08:16You know, the older I get, the more it takes to hit.
08:21Sofira, you haven't even tried it yet.
08:24Oh, I'm good.
08:25It was in that moment that every contestant became pre-diabetic.
08:29Except me, bitch.
08:30I ain't drinking that shit.
08:36I'm slew foot, not no foot.
08:38Do you remember Four Loko?
08:39Diva, that original recipe.
08:42One time I jumped through a window pane.
08:45Diva for the thing.
08:45Oh God.
08:46Jesus Christ.
08:47What did she put in that lemonade?
08:49God damn it.
08:52Oh.
08:53Oh.
08:53Oh.
08:54Fuck.
08:55Oh.
08:57Oh, I'm not gonna make it.
08:58My suite was on the other side of the building.
09:01I didn't have time to get here.
09:05Sorry, Angeria.
09:08Okay.
09:09Are you ready to go beat the drama?
09:10Certainly.
09:11Okay, we'll just go out there and just like take a stab at me.
09:14A stab?
09:16Yeah, like, say something mean.
09:19Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:21Okay.
09:21Cheers.
09:22So Heidi is trying to come for me.
09:27And I am not from New York, but I spent some time there and I won't have it.
09:34So you better watch it, Mr. Sister.
09:38What was that you said to me?
09:40I said, Cardi did more with your catchphrase in one tweet than you did in your whole career.
09:45Flop.
09:47Yeah.
09:49Well, your greatest achievement is unlocking a new skin in Fortnite.
09:54Meanwhile, I'm unlocking new positions.
09:56Nightly.
09:58Positions?
09:58You mean those five minute blurs you call dates?
10:02Yes.
10:03I have this thing that some people call a gift.
10:05If you come for me, you will be annihilated.
10:09You're just jealous that ET body couldn't even get groped in Vaseline Alley at night.
10:17Now, wait a minute.
10:18Wait a minute.
10:19What's going on here?
10:20What's happening?
10:21You know what?
10:22You got about one more time to talk to me like that.
10:24I got my elbows.
10:25I'm going to rearrange your cheekbones.
10:26I got .
10:26This fight feels weird.
10:29I love it.
10:31Oh, thank you.
10:33Gregory, this is called an iced coffee.
10:36It's the beverage of our people.
10:38What?
10:39Get.
10:39Yeah.
10:40Iced coffee is gay.
10:42Mm-hmm.
10:43Wow.
10:43I'm learning so much from you guys.
10:45You people.
10:49GGB, he's here.
10:50Bring him in.
10:54I think I'm going to have a heart attack.
10:56You better not.
10:57You know we supposed to be getting in drag right now.
10:59I can't paint these eyes with these caffeinated hands.
11:02No, get back over here because I got something to say to you.
11:04You're not going to talk about me saying like eye-shaped like ET baby.
11:06You look like a strange baby, honey.
11:08Oh, you going to put your hands on me?
11:14I know.
11:15Oh?
11:16Five minutes.
11:17What is he doing here?
11:18What the fuck is this?
11:20He wants you back.
11:21Isn't that amazing?
11:23He flew all the way over here just to see you.
11:26I broke up with him.
11:27I don't want to see this asshole.
11:29Baby, can I just ask?
11:29No.
11:30The only reason I took this shit job was to get away from you.
11:33Shit job?
11:34Yeah.
11:35You're messing with it, girl.
11:36I'm the one.
11:37Oh!
11:38Bitch.
11:39Oh, so you want to fight?
11:40Bitch, you want to fight?
11:41Yo.
11:42God.
11:42God.
11:43Juju B, this is fucked.
11:44I came all this way.
11:45Don't you at least want to sit there?
11:46No!
11:47Juju, this is going a bit too far, don't you think?
11:49No.
11:50I think we're making good TV.
11:55Can I help you?
11:56You brought the dude!
11:58I can't breathe.
11:59Get up!
12:02You thought you were giving me back my peeing on TV?
12:04Gregory, do you mind pushing Bibi along?
12:06I feel like we're going to need some leathery mediation.
12:08Oh, you asshole.
12:09You got it, boss.
12:16What the hell was that?
12:17I feel like somebody should go figure that out.
12:20Oh, I'll go check it out.
12:22Where are you?
12:23How dare you?
12:26It's okay.
12:26It's okay.
12:27It's okay.
12:27Hey, hey.
12:28It happens to me all the time.
12:31Really?
12:32How dare you?
12:34Listen, you dick.
12:35What the hell is going on in here?
12:37What are you doing?
12:38Don't be bashful now.
12:39Get your ass off.
12:40What are you doing with this?
12:41Are you okay?
12:42Are you all good?
12:50Leave me alone, Tommy.
12:52No, wait.
12:52Not fucking away from me.
12:53She said leave her alone.
12:55Mind your fucking business.
12:57Selena, if you want to go upstairs by yourself, go upstairs.
13:01Baby.
13:01Let's go.
13:03For what?
13:04You going to lip sync me out of here?
13:07I'm so sorry.
13:08She came on to me.
13:08No, I promise.
13:09I promise.
13:11Eat the pillow.
13:12Eat the pillow.
13:13Yeah, you like old bitches.
13:15You like old bitches.
13:17What are you calling old for?
13:22I think there's teeth.
13:25I know a little bitch, but that's the one that's good.
13:27I'm going to fuck you up.
13:29Come on.
13:30I'll touch it.
13:34Get back.
13:38Oh, come on, Grandma.
13:40Yeah.
13:41Get your ugly legs.
13:42Kill you.
13:48Scarlet.
13:48Juju, this is enough.
13:50We need to call 911.
13:51Just a little longer.
13:52No, that's it.
13:54No.
13:58We've got this.
13:59No, we don't.
14:00This is going to get out of control.
14:03Claymore.
14:03Claymore.
14:05Oh, you got some lemon?
14:07Yeah.
14:07Come on.
14:07You got some lime?
14:08Come on.
14:08Yeah, I got some, bitch.
14:10For your power.
14:11Listen, bitch.
14:12I was living in the Hollywood Hills, and it was, you know, the big fight for Proposition
14:198, right?
14:21And there were these two gay guys who lived across the street.
14:23Well, gay people.
14:25And I just saw them fighting, you know, for love.
14:30And it just reminded me of the struggle, you know, our people.
14:36And I just became inspired by the strength and resilience of the LGBTQ community.
14:53No, that's it.
14:54I'm calling 911.
14:55We're making TV people are going to watch.
14:59Oh, shit.
15:00Get away from me.
15:03I'm grabbing your titty.
15:04I'm gonna grab your titty.
15:06I'm gonna grab your titty.
15:06Come on.
15:07Come on.
15:08Come on.
15:09Come on.
15:13Come on.
15:14Bro, I'm standing right here.
15:15You can't fucking hit me.
15:17Oh.
15:17Come on.
15:20Come on.
15:22Come on.
15:23Come on.
15:23Come on.
15:26Police.
15:29Everybody on the ground.
15:31Jesus.
15:32Now.
15:33Go, go, go, go.
15:34I got warrants, bitch.
15:35Go, go, go.
15:36Oh.
15:38Oh.
15:40I was doing a play.
15:41It was a Shakespeare play.
15:42Is it As You Like It?
15:44Right?
15:44And back in Shakespeare's time, all the parts were played by men.
15:47So we were doing it, you know, true to form.
15:49And all the roles were being cast by men.
15:51And I had to fall in love with this guy, you know?
15:55And it was a little weird at first.
15:57But, you know, once we got into the run, I got used to it.
16:01And a little stubble when we kissed.
16:03That was weird.
16:04I got a little bit of a razor rash.
16:06But I got used to it.
16:08You know, it was fine.
16:09Sir, I'm genuinely shocked that a production of this size doesn't have licensed security on site.
16:14Listen, we truly didn't imagine we would need it.
16:17I mean, this.
16:18This is unprecedented.
16:19Officer, please don't take them away.
16:21It'll ruin us.
16:22We're on a tight schedule as it is.
16:23We observed multiple criminal offenses tonight.
16:26We can't just walk away from that.
16:27But it's Pride Month.
16:29Children be.
16:30The blonde woman there.
16:31Man.
16:32Individual was in possession of a knife.
16:35That's criteria for assault with a deadly weapon charge.
16:39Yeah, but nobody got stabbed.
16:40And this man here was seen delivering multiple closed fist strikes.
16:45Yeah.
16:45Oh, he's not on the show.
16:46You can take him away.
16:47You tracking my fingers, sir?
16:50Any dizziness?
16:51These two are cleared.
16:53The other two will be transported and processed.
16:55They can arrange for bail from there.
16:57That's not fair.
16:59Officer, please.
17:00Let me be crystal clear.
17:02If we get another call from this address, productions shut down.
17:06No exceptions.
17:08Thank you, officer.
17:09You absolutely not.
17:11Guys, you're gonna bail me out, right?
17:13Don't worry, sir.
17:14Bitch.
17:14Yes.
17:15I need the screen time.
17:17Call a lawyer.
17:18Call AARP.
17:20You gotta get me out.
17:22I think I need a drink.
17:24Anybody else?
17:25As long as it ain't that damn lemonade you made earlier,
17:28cause that shit was no joke.
17:29Did somebody say cocktail?
17:31Oh.
17:32Y'all made up?
17:33Pretty much.
17:33We have plenty of time to make up in the bushes.
17:35Yeah.
17:36Oh, God.
17:37Let's go get a cocktail.
17:38Vodka.
17:39Vodka.
17:40That was a lie.
17:41Girl.
17:41My nerves, baby.
17:44Hey.
17:45You okay?
17:46No.
17:50Safira.
17:51Safira, please, please.
17:52We'll make it up.
17:52Fuck y'all.
17:53But we'll make it up to you, Safira.
17:54Please.
17:55I promise you top four, Safira.
17:56It ain't worth it, bitch.
17:57Girl.
18:07It's Kirsten from the network.
18:09We're fucked.
18:11We're fine, right?
18:14I mean, think about it.
18:15Reality show fights generate high emotional arousal in the viewers.
18:21Look, it drives engagement.
18:23It adds drama.
18:25It's entertaining.
18:26Tiffany Pollard, for example.
18:29What happened tonight wasn't some fun Tiffany Pollard moment, okay?
18:33It was a homosexual death match.
18:36Okay.
18:37She keeps calling.
18:38Well, pick it up.
18:47Hello?
18:48What the fuck is going on over there?
18:51Um, sorry.
18:52I'm halting production.
18:53Producers meeting at my office first thing in the goddamn morning.
18:57Yes, ma'am.
18:59And tell Gregory to get his head out of the bath and pick up the fucking phone.
19:04Once I got over the razor burn, I guess I liked it as you like it.
19:11You know?
19:12I mean, I'm chill like that.
19:13You know?
19:13Love is love.
19:14That's what I always say.
19:15It doesn't matter to me.
19:16You know?
19:18And, uh, I don't know.
19:20I just think that people should be able to do whatever they want to do.
19:24Like what you do.
19:25Drag.
19:26It's like an original American art form, right?
19:28It's like jazz, right?
19:30And I don't have a problem with that.
19:33I don't know who would.
19:34I mean, look at you.
19:35You're gorgeous.
19:37I don't know.
19:39I'm just down with the gays.
19:40You know what I mean?
19:41I'm proud to be an ally.
19:43I'm proud.
19:44Today's canceled.
19:44What?
19:45Why?
19:46Juju.
19:48I just spent eight hours getting into drag.
19:51Uh, okay.
19:52That's not gonna work moving forward.
19:54Gregory, you were supposed to be up here to move her along.
19:56Oh, I'm sorry.
19:57We just happened to get into a great conversation about the community.
20:00Oh.
20:01Right, BB?
20:01Uh-huh.
20:03How's it going down there?
20:04Great, Gregory.
20:06It's going great.
20:08BB.
20:09Mm-hmm.
20:10This is Hollywood.
20:11Time is money.
20:13I get it.
20:13I get it.
20:14I know.
20:15I know you want the tickles.
20:17I get it.
20:18I get it.
20:19Okay, we don't do that.
20:25Stop!
20:26Juju.
20:27My kid.
20:31Stop!
20:32Juju.
20:33My kid.
20:37Are you...
20:38Are you touched?
20:39Oh, my gosh.
20:40Girl, help me.
20:41Help me.
20:44Do you tuck before you go to bed?
20:46That's crazy.
20:49I can't.
20:49This is too much.
20:51This is a lot.
20:51You go to bed.
20:52It is.
20:57I can't.
20:58This is a lot.
20:59Girl, what did you get me into?
21:00Like, this is a lot.
21:01I cannot do this.
21:02BB.
21:03Oh, thank you.
21:05Oh, God.
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