"How did you have a baby all of the sudden?!" 👶🚨

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00:00Is it you and Rhonda's baby?

00:02No, it's not me and Rhonda's baby.

00:07Peanuts procreate ambidextrously, or whatever.

00:12Yeah, they crack their shell and crop out a little peanut.

00:16They procreate with their left and right hand, exactly.

00:19Or whatever it's called.

00:20You know what I mean.

00:21By myself.

00:23By my toses, like a sow.

00:27Asexually, asexually.

00:28Asexual reproduction, pal.

00:31Asexual.

00:32So how does that work?

00:33I fuck myself.

00:35That's why I've been playing Tarkov for a week.

00:38How am I not pregnant?

00:42Ambisexually.

00:43Thank you, Toastrack.

00:45Toastrack, did you see my new baby?

00:47Did you see my new baby?

00:50He's cool.

00:52Very cool.

00:54I'm going to read so many mommy and me books.

00:56This, my kid is going to excel.

00:59My kid is going to excel.

01:00He's going to be top of his class.

01:02He looked like it.

01:02Now, let's rock.

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