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00:00You've heard the rumours.
00:01I do like mayonnaise.
00:03And there's no smoke without fire.
00:05What?
00:06Love Island Unseen Bits is about to lead you on a merry dance
00:10with our collection of incredible unseen clips.
00:13Ah!
00:14It's time to walk the walk.
00:16Double O Tart.
00:17Talk Tart!
00:20Talk the talk.
00:21I've actually used one emoji for the rest of my life.
00:23Ooh, that's a good one.
00:24I'd probably use, like, the...
00:27You know, the melting face one?
00:31The time for name-calling is over.
00:33Sorry, I'm busy painting here. Can you keep still, please?
00:37Because we all have skin in the game.
00:38Do I wet my face?
00:40Oh, my God.
00:42And we need our weekly fix of...
00:45Snogging...
00:46Cracking on...
00:48Ooh!
00:50..and a shower of bombshells.
00:52Fish counts as seafood.
00:54Yeah, but fish is different.
00:55It's Love Island Unseen Man!
00:58It's Love Island Unseen Man!
00:58Yeah, I'm busy...
01:26..and we're all in here.
01:27DUNCE
01:28A SHINBY
01:28all slept through the night.
01:30There were 16 happy islanders all tucked up in a row,
01:34dreaming sweet dreams as the moon cast its glow.
01:44Little did they know that four would be off to stay
01:48at a sleepover not that far away.
01:58They sweetly slept safe and warm,
02:02unaware of the approaching storm.
02:05I'm fucked now, man. So fucked.
02:08You have made your bed, you need to lie in that.
02:10Oh, my fucking days.
02:15But while she was off in the land of Nod,
02:19Lola was dreaming something quite odd.
02:22It may sound rude, it may sound kinky,
02:27but here is her dream about wee willy winky.
02:35Tell me how to dream about you last night.
02:37Did you?
02:37You're going to hate it.
02:38So after this, you were in the aftercut for small willies.
02:42And your dick was literally about the width of my finger.
02:46Nice!
02:46Not even that size.
02:47It's literally there.
02:48Only the smallest little ball wags in the world like this.
02:51Why don't you kiss me like you used to?
02:54Tell me why, tell me why.
02:57Welcome to the dream of the unseen.
03:00Shhh.
03:01Don't shush, boys.
03:02Shake your tush.
03:05So you gotta introduce me
03:08To all your friends, all your friends.
03:11Packed full of the finest unerred gems from the week.
03:15Would that be shown on unseen bits?
03:16Hashtag scared.
03:18Hashtag you can bet your life on it.
03:20Oh my god.
03:20Oh my god, oh my god.
03:21Sorry, there's literally stinging me.
03:23Can't cope with this.
03:24No, what is it doing?
03:25Go away.
03:26So click your fingers.
03:28Can't do it.
03:29If you can.
03:31I can't.
03:31I've just got all the jingling.
03:35But I can't do it tonight for some reason.
03:36That's just like weird.
03:38Yeah, that just looks stupid, doesn't it?
03:40As we hop foot away into an hour of elegantly choreographed unseen bits.
03:54And we start with the most pressing unseen clip of the week that will have you in creases.
03:59Why did they not iron it?
04:01Why did they not iron it?
04:04Are you still not?
04:05Are you still your sheets pressed?
04:06I iron my bedsheet.
04:08Yeah, my, my, I love an iron bedsheet.
04:10Every Saturday afternoon I iron my bed.
04:12How often do you change your sheets?
04:14Every week.
04:14Yeah, every week.
04:15So when I go out on a Saturday night.
04:17It's kind of an ick.
04:18I come home.
04:18No, I think that's a green flag.
04:20I iron with like house music on.
04:22So I'm like.
04:23And ironing.
04:25Yeah, ironing.
04:25It gets you going.
04:26That makes it a bit better.
04:27Yeah, it gets you ready for the evening.
04:28Then I go out.
04:29I have my fun.
04:30You do that on Saturday evening?
04:31No, Saturday afternoon.
04:33Why not Sunday?
04:34Because.
04:34Because he's got to get in his bed when he comes back from the night out.
04:37Yeah, so I go on my night out.
04:38I come back.
04:39I shower.
04:40I have two Ferrero Roches.
04:41A bottle of water.
04:43And then I go to bed.
04:46What's wrong with a Ferrero Roche?
04:48I love a Ferrero Roche.
04:49That's just so niche.
04:51Quite like an after right.
04:52Yeah.
04:53But that's not really substantial enough.
05:01Here's an unseen bit of Tommy showing that actually, he's a bit of a poser.
05:06Oh, I'm going to embarrass myself here.
05:07Someone show me this move.
05:08So you go like, you go like, the warrior thing there, right?
05:12Yeah.
05:12And then this hand comes under there.
05:15And you've got to link your hand, right?
05:17Link your hands.
05:18Step this one in.
05:20Fucking how?
05:20And lift that one up.
05:22How did you do that?
05:24How did you do that?
05:24So you go into a warrior position.
05:26There.
05:27Yeah.
05:27Right?
05:28So, put your left arm through your legs.
05:31Oh.
05:32Yeah.
05:32And then bring your right hand round.
05:33And grab them.
05:35No, I've not got the bag.
05:35What on this?
05:36No, no, no.
05:37Other way.
05:38So put your left arm...
05:38How the fuck can you connect them?
05:39Oh, yeah.
05:40Put your left arm through there.
05:41And like, bring it like, right up, right round the back of your arse.
05:44And then grab it with your right hand.
05:45Yeah.
05:46And then step, step your right leg in.
05:48That's why I'm doing it right.
05:49And then...
05:50What the fuck?
05:50Like this?
05:51And then like that.
05:52How are you doing, how are you getting the arm connection?
05:55Like, like that?
05:56So, bring it on that way.
05:58Oh, okay, like that.
05:59Yeah, yeah.
05:59And then...
06:00Yeah!
06:01There's another one you can do where you go like, where you go like that.
06:04What the fuck is she doing?
06:05I don't know.
06:06Round and round.
06:07What the fuck is that?
06:08That's a different one.
06:09How the fuck should you do that?
06:10Yeah.
06:10Can you do that one, Fitz?
06:12Where you just do the same, but...
06:14What the fuck?
06:14No, this is a skimming faceplant.
06:16That's mental.
06:16Yeah, I'm just gonna go boost.
06:17No, don't do that.
06:18Angel, we can't have your nose broken.
06:20We can't get it bigger.
06:22This girl here, aren't they?
06:24Forget yoga with Tommy.
06:26It's Lola who makes you feel the burn.
06:44It's been said that Ellie has bagged herself the best connection in the villa.
06:48So, push your lips for a clutch of comments showing how totesbagger moch fans have been on socials.
06:57Love it, lipstick and perfume to hands iconic.
07:00Face with heart emoji, face with heart emoji.
07:05I love her in her handbag.
07:08So cute.
07:09Loudly crying face emoji.
07:12It's a Scottish thing we take our bags everywhere.
07:16Winky face with tongue emoji.
07:21What's in the bag?
07:23We'd need a revealing face with monocle emoji, star-struck emoji.
07:33This is my thing.
07:35No matter where I'm going, right, I'll always have my mini LV with me.
07:39Always.
07:39Is that what you're perfect for?
07:41Yeah.
07:41But I put everything in my handbag.
07:43I've got so much in my handbags at home.
07:44But I only use my...
07:46I take it to the gym, I take it to somebody, I take it to work.
07:48Inside my big work bag, I've got my mini handbag.
07:51Because it has everything in it.
07:52It has my lip line, it has my purse, it has my ID.
07:54Your little cutie handbag.
07:55Yeah.
07:56But I have that.
07:56Everyone's like...
07:57And the girls in the office are like,
07:58Why the fuck do you have two handbags?
08:00And I'm like...
08:01Because that's my work handbag, and that's my always handbag.
08:09Well, here on Unseen Pits, we have a world exclusive of
08:12Who was in Ellie's bag?
08:15Let's begin.
08:18Obviously, got to have your hair clip for when you're putting your hair up,
08:22when you're by the beach, when you're just...
08:23It's getting in your face.
08:25We love a hair clip.
08:27And this one's a little flower one, it's cute.
08:29Then, lip balm.
08:31For when the lips are nice and moisturised,
08:33we have my lip combo staple in the handbag.
08:37But there's a lot more in here, and it's really getting heavy.
08:41Okay.
08:41First, two lemons.
08:42Next.
08:44We have a whisk.
08:46Just in case we need to stir some stuff up.
08:49Let's see.
08:50Cowboy hat.
08:52Right.
08:54A yoga mat.
08:59We have my plant.
09:01I just love my plant.
09:04Well, it's all fair and well me showing you what's in the bag.
09:08Good luck to me trying to get it back in that.
09:11Because using the sides, it's a bit of a tight squeeze.
09:16But we're going to give that a good go.
09:18Another cracking clip in the bag.
09:27The Love Island villa may be a Wi-Fi-free zone,
09:31but Lorenzo and Tommy have found a way of getting on the net
09:33and having a text chat.
09:35Well, if I had to use one emoji for the rest of my life...
09:38Ooh, that's a good one.
09:39..I'd probably use, like, the...
09:41You know the melting face one, like, on the side, like...
09:44LAUGHTER
09:44..and it's just, like, melted.
09:46Because I feel like it could be used for so many things.
09:48It could be, like, I'm pissed, you know, I'm drunk.
09:52Yeah.
09:53I'm fed up.
09:54Do you know the emoji where it's just, like,
09:55the fine face and it's got the...
09:57What was the tongue out?
09:59LAUGHTER
09:59It's got the tongue out to the side.
10:01It's just like a little...
10:03LAUGHTER
10:05Somebody text all the girls, then?
10:07Is that how you make them fall in love with you?
10:08Do you know when you say, like, a stupid little remark
10:10and then you send her...
10:12LAUGHTER
10:14It's quite funny, innit?
10:16And it's just, like...
10:17It adds a little bit of character that comes in.
10:18Yeah.
10:19Because sometimes it's hard to, like...
10:20Do you know when I'm texting something?
10:21Like, I almost feel like I need them to see my face.
10:24And that's your face?
10:26And that's, like, a...
10:27That's the closest thing to your face.
10:29LAUGHTER
10:30That one's so diverse, innit?
10:32It's, like, you could...
10:33Imagine you saying,
10:33I booked a late dinner so we can go from dinner straight into drinks,
10:36see where the night goes after, then give it a little...
10:38It's a good cheeky little one.
10:40I like it.
10:41Little one of them after, innit?
10:42Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:43Do it again.
10:45Your tongue...
10:45You've got to sit the tongue out.
10:46I can't see it.
10:48LAUGHTER
10:52Oh, do you know what's a good one as well for you?
10:55The monkey with the hands over the eyes.
10:58Oh, someone's doing something wrong.
10:58It's like the...
10:59Oh, no.
11:01LAUGHTER
11:02Do you know your speech?
11:03Yeah, yeah.
11:03After your speech...
11:05Like, if you were to send a link to your speeches...
11:07Oh...
11:08To your mum or dad, you'd follow it up with that.
11:10No, I know the one...
11:11You know where it's just, like, the mouth and the eyes are just, like...
11:15There's just nothing there.
11:17Because you've, like, made too many mistakes.
11:18You're both flat.
11:19Yeah.
11:20It's just the line.
11:21Yeah, it's just, like...
11:23Because I've fucked up again.
11:24So, yeah, that would probably be my emoji.
11:26That's very good, innit?
11:28So, if me and you were next to each other in a message, you'd just be...
11:31And I'd be...
11:33Yeah.
11:33Let's do it now.
11:43This week, myself and the Unseen Bits producers have had a bit of downtime.
11:47So, we went snorkelling.
11:49And what beauty we came across in this sea.
11:52I glidden these two on their paddleboard date.
11:55Sup, guys?
11:57It's like I'm proposing to your ankle.
11:58This is what I wanted.
12:00So, Lola, we've been getting on really well, and I just think it's time we tied it up.
12:04On your ankle.
12:05And here are the bits of Lola and Sean's date you didn't get to see.
12:10There we are.
12:11We just couldn't kelp ourselves.
12:13How would you get us on your ankle, man?
12:17I swear to God.
12:19I'm already getting better at this than you.
12:21Do we need to date you for a tour?
12:23What?
12:23I'll stand here.
12:25You get...
12:27I'm not having a good day.
12:29This is the worst first day ever.
12:32No, no, no, no, no, no.
12:33Okay, don't touch.
12:34Don't touch.
12:34Now, how do I turn around to you?
12:35Don't turn around.
12:36Oh, my God.
12:38Oh, my God.
12:38No, babe.
12:38No, babe, babe, babe, babe.
12:39Wait, the stick's gone.
12:40No, I can get the stick.
12:41No, you can't.
12:42No, I can't.
12:43You can, Seth.
12:49Oh, dear.
12:50I think we might be getting a little too close.
12:55Is there fishes?
12:56Do you say fishes?
12:57Yeah, fishes.
12:58It's fish.
12:59No, no, because there's more than one fish.
13:00It's fishes.
13:00The plural of fish is fish.
13:02Do you actually not know that?
13:03No, but fishes.
13:05It's fish.
13:06Okay, let's go.
13:07Let's go.
13:08We're still telling them we had tapas, though.
13:10Yeah, 100%.
13:10Nice day, but even if it doesn't work out,
13:13there's plenty more fishes in the sea.
13:15Oh, dear.
13:27I'm glad you could join me today.
13:29I thought we'd be painting a great big almighty mountain.
13:33I think you'll really enjoy this one.
13:35So come on, everybody.
13:37Bring out your paint brushes and let's get going.
13:41Put your lips together.
13:42That's not how I do it, but okay.
13:44How would you normally do it?
13:46I feel like Van Gogh.
13:50I do?
13:52He's doing his painting right now.
14:02Welcome to the Joy of Painting with Tommy.
14:09Sorry, I'm busy painting here.
14:10Can you keep still, please?
14:12I'm going to do the outline, like...
14:13You know, like them colouring books when you're a kid.
14:15Yeah, you're not really meant to do the outline of the glosses, okay?
14:19This is beautiful.
14:22Let the canvas for your work.
14:25Oh, I've got to be on the top now.
14:29Wait there, I'll get up.
14:31No, okay, I can feel you're going too far.
14:33That is beautiful love.
14:34Yeah?
14:35Not sure what you'd fetch in auction, Ellie, but that clip was priceless.
14:47Murphy's Law says that anything that can go wrong will go wrong, so with a pair of Murphy brothers in
14:52the villa, something is bound to go wrong soon.
14:54It's just a matter of waiting.
15:02Yeah, there's nothing...
15:04There's nothing you can do at the minute, is there?
15:06Well, luckily we have run out of time, so we'll have to come back after the break to find out...
15:12Ooh, what happened next?
15:25It's Love Island Unseen Bits, baby!
15:30So enough with the poses, we need to crack on.
15:33Ready, set, go!
15:40We've kicked our way through the drama to find all the shocking moments that were missed.
15:44Like that on you?
15:46Such as two islanders making an unexpected pass at each other.
15:51Sorry, sorry, sorry!
15:52No, it's morning, it's going to melt!
15:54Sorry!
15:55And a close shave that ended in an outrageous blowjob.
15:59Ooh!
16:01This is a great service!
16:06So look no further with your one-stop shop for exclusive hot-tongue action.
16:11It's not really hot!
16:14Ermo me in the basement!
16:16It's Love Island Slightly Bunt Bits!
16:20Earlier we saw a club of Kavan and Aiden sitting in silence, but remember, silence can be deadly.
16:25Well, here's...
16:28I've been next!
16:35Bro, that fucking stinks.
16:38Sorry, bro.
16:39Is that you? You just farted?
16:40Mate, that stinks.
16:44What's wrong with you?
16:45You're on national TV!
16:46Mate, it's so bad!
16:49Shut up!
16:49But he was fine, mate.
16:50It's television, not smelly-vision.
16:52But we can't have dead air on this show, otherwise the Love Island boss is the man we fill it
16:57with silly fart sounds.
16:58So come on, quick, say something funny!
17:09I dead warn ya!
17:15Here's an unseen clip that doesn't have a name.
17:18I'm sure Lola has some ideas.
17:21But I also like my favourite...
17:23I like when people first name, last name people.
17:25I guess the posh boy thing, you know when they're like...
17:28Rufus Alistair or something.
17:29Do you know what I mean?
17:29I like that.
17:30Rufus?
17:31I think I'll call one of my kids Romeo.
17:33Romeo.
17:34The Beckhams?
17:35Romeo Murphy.
17:36I'm calling my son Junior.
17:38Sam Rock Junior, SJ.
17:39That's cute.
17:40I might just call...
17:41Yeah, just call him my name, but just add Junior in the end.
17:43AJ.
17:45AJ.
17:45AJ!
17:46AJ!
17:47AJ!
17:48Aidan Junior.
17:49That's a great name, AJ.
17:51AJ Murphy.
17:52How would you spell it, though?
17:53For A-Y-E-J-A-Y.
17:56AJ.
17:57No!
17:58Stop talking.
17:59No, darling.
18:00That's crazy.
18:01No.
18:02This is when I say you're from Essie.
18:03No, because how...
18:05AJ, how can you have like a two-letter name?
18:07No, it's not because...
18:08You all said his name's Aidan Junior, so it's A-J.
18:10J, nickname.
18:11It's just the nickname.
18:12That's not his name, is it?
18:13No, I know, I know his nickname's AJ, but then why would you start throwing letters
18:15into AJ when it's literally just his initials?
18:17Well, because you said his name's going to be AJ, but his name's not...
18:19Well, that's why everyone will call him.
18:21Aidan Junior.
18:21His name's Aidan Junior.
18:22Everyone's going to call him AJ.
18:23Yeah.
18:24Yeah.
18:24So it wouldn't be Aidan Murphy Junior.
18:26So on the birth certificate, you're not going to go A-Y-J?
18:29No, Aidan Junior Murphy.
18:31Aidan Junior Murphy.
18:32Yeah, I know it's a bit backwards, but it sounds better, because you can say AJ.
18:36AJ.
18:36AJM.
18:36AJ.
18:38Oh, thanks, guys.
18:39You just named my first kid.
18:40I didn't think about calling my kid Chevrolet now as well.
18:43Chevy!
18:44Chevy!
18:45I'm back on my kid Spurs.
18:48That might explain how my best mate Sheffield Wednesday Volkswagen Beetle got his name.
19:00The mountains of Mallorca share a lot in common with the Highlands of Scotland.
19:04For one, they are both famous for their flings.
19:07So your foot's here, you point it out, and you just go back, front, back, front, around
19:12your knee.
19:13Yeah.
19:13So you just basically do it with a jump.
19:15Oh!
19:16Okay.
19:18So...
19:18What the...
19:19And then...
19:21So a lot of jumping.
19:23It's all jumping.
19:24It's all jumping.
19:24It's so good.
19:25Bloody hell, this is calorie deficit right here.
19:28For jumping.
19:29Then there was, there was like em, basically there's swords crossed like this on the ground,
19:34and you need to jump over them.
19:36That was basically it!
19:37Lola's falling in the sword.
19:39She's gone.
19:39Your hands, your hands need to be glued here.
19:41Your hands need to be glued on your face.
19:42They're too good.
19:43And you're actually just...
19:44That's so cute!
19:45I know!
19:46And then you're doing that over the sword.
19:49You need to jump back over the other side of the sword.
19:52And then when you go down in a circle, you need to go right behind the sword.
19:55What if I just did this?
19:57Yeah, that'll work.
19:58Okay.
20:09Earlier in the week, Lorenzo and Yaz lipsed on the terrace.
20:12But were they moving in the right direction?
20:14Want me to try the other way?
20:16Yeah, go on then.
20:17What, me this way?
20:18Yeah, what way do you normally go?
20:19I normally go that way.
20:20I normally go that way.
20:22I'll try.
20:24It may be called French kissing, but snogging is not like driving in Europe, Lorenzo.
20:28You don't have to do it on the other side.
20:31Time for the boys to give Lorenzo an unseen bit of advice before he retakes his snogging theory test.
20:37Remember, just pick one side and stick with it.
20:39Don't go...
20:39Let's change this side.
20:41It's always this side.
20:41You're going that way, I going the other way.
20:43I am left-handed, but I go this way.
20:45You're left-handed?
20:46I'm right-handed, I go left.
20:48I'm left-handed, I go right.
20:49Because I feel it's easier to put your right hand up on the face then.
20:51Yes, then I get my left hand.
20:52Ah, yes.
20:53What about you, Simba?
20:54I go right.
20:55You go right, yeah.
20:56You're right all the way?
20:57Yeah, I go...
20:58Yeah, right, yeah.
20:59You have to put the tongue out.
21:01Yeah, what way do you?
21:02I have to go...
21:03Yeah, that's what I do.
21:05No, I like this way and then that way.
21:08But when it's intense, I'll go to the left.
21:10Oh.
21:11What, is that like turbo mode?
21:12Yeah, turbo.
21:13Switch up.
21:14Sport mode plus.
21:15Sport mode is here and then he's like, okay, we need to go up a few gears.
21:17Let's go this side.
21:18Right, we're shifting gears.
21:19Yeah.
21:20Basically Lorenzo, state of neutral, no tailgating and at all costs, do not pump the gas.
21:31This next unseen clip will give a flavour of what's really going on in the villa.
21:34All the boys are hot.
21:36So all the girls?
21:38All the flavours?
21:39There's a lot of gorgeous people in here, huh?
21:40All the flavours.
21:42Yeah, all the flavours, that is true.
21:44There actually are all the flavours.
21:46Who's strawberry?
21:49Is he vanilla?
21:51No, I was going to say he's strawberry.
21:53Strawberry?
21:54I said you don't know the story.
21:56Fruity.
21:57Where did strawberry come from?
21:58What's Kav?
22:00He's like a bourbon vanilla.
22:01He's like...
22:02No, I'm vanilla.
22:03No, he's dolce de leche.
22:05Dolce de leche.
22:07What's that?
22:07Si.
22:08The sweet milk.
22:09The sweet milk.
22:11So you're not white, white, you're like...
22:12Yeah, you're like sweet, you're spicy white.
22:14What, are we talking about in the bedroom here?
22:16Just your vibe.
22:16Just in general?
22:17You're a coffee tiramisu.
22:19Mmm.
22:20I love tiramisu as well.
22:21That's you.
22:22What am I?
22:23You're caramel.
22:24Period.
22:25Ellie's like iron brew.
22:27You're losing me, guys.
22:29What are we talking here?
22:31Just like vibes.
22:32What's Aiden there?
22:32Vibes.
22:33We're not talking in the bedroom.
22:34No, Aiden's like...
22:35There's too many vanilla.
22:37Vanilla.
22:37He's like a classic.
22:38Oh no, he's like...
22:39You know the bubblegum flavour.
22:42A bit of fun?
22:43Yeah.
22:44Yeah, I hear that.
22:45Bubblegum.
22:46What's Fitzy?
22:47Fitzy's all reliable.
22:50I just got us all the same.
22:51Thank you, love.
22:52Cheers, Ellie.
22:53Strawberry twist.
22:54Do you know what?
22:54Thanks.
22:55No strawberry twist for me.
22:56I'm more of a Mr. Whippy Man myself.
23:05Here's an unseen bit of the boys training in the gym.
23:08They're supposed to be doing pull-downs or pull-ups.
23:11But this turned into put-downs.
23:12Lorenzo, you've got like a high jumper build.
23:14I don't know what it means.
23:15You've got like a...
23:17Like...
23:18The build of an athlete that's good at jumping.
23:20That's what I'm trying to say.
23:21What does that look like?
23:22No, but...
23:23For fuck's sake, bro.
23:24When I look at you, I just think, yeah, like pole vault, high jumps.
23:28You know?
23:28The jumping...
23:29The jumping ones.
23:31Go on, give him a little jump over here.
23:32Jump over his arm.
23:33No.
23:34Go jump over his arm.
23:35No, I'm not a good runner or jumper.
23:37I'll give it a go first.
23:38I can't even remember what a pole vault does.
23:41Yeah!
23:44Where's my pole?
23:45No, no pole.
23:47It's one of these.
23:47You have to get the knees out.
23:48I need my pole.
23:52Yeah!
23:54It nearly went over.
23:58Well, um...
23:58Yeah, maybe not.
23:59Maybe not a high jump.
24:01Have confidence in yourself, Lorenzo.
24:03You are stretchier than you think.
24:06You smell like rubber bands.
24:09What?
24:10You smell like rubber bands.
24:13It's this summer's hottest new fragrance.
24:17Eau de Lorenzo.
24:20With notes of passion fruit, battery acid and burnt rubber.
24:27I didn't get the passion fruit from it.
24:30I'll let them know.
24:31Yeah, let them know.
24:32Maybe they can tweak their ingredients.
24:34Mmm.
24:37Eau de Lorenzo is significantly proven to last at least twice as long as others since.
24:43You still smell like rubber bands.
24:45Can you not say that?
24:46I'm sorry, you do.
24:48It's not rubber bands.
24:49Everyone's going to be thinking that you smell weird.
24:51Yeah, can you fuck off?
24:54Eau de Lorenzo guarantees to get the girls sniffing around.
25:00It's like your arms.
25:02What?
25:03It is.
25:04You're going to have like a new aftershave like sponsorship after this.
25:08Eau de Lorenzo.
25:09Keep your emotions in a bottle.
25:14Eau de Lorenzo.
25:35Eau de Lorenzo.
25:43Eau de Lorenzo.
25:48Eau de Lorenzo.
26:00Eau de Lorenzo.
26:13Eau de Lorenzo.
26:14Eau de Lorenzo.
26:14I said chakras, Ellie.
26:17Eau de Lorenzo.
26:17We have lots of food for thought.
26:19I think I've put Moves onto something.
26:21No, he definitely didn't.
26:22Ketchup sandwich.
26:23Did you just have plain bread with ketchup?
26:25Yeah.
26:25Yeah, two pieces of bread, ketchup.
26:27I don't even like ketchup.
26:29As we offer up clips so unseen, they will literally have you rolling on the floor in laughter.
26:33You just pull your body over, and you actually hear my butt crack in there.
26:41And seeing stars.
26:43Ah!
26:44Fuck!
26:46Ah, fucking bastard.
26:48Brace yourselves for a finely balanced selection of unseen bits that flip the world as you know it on its
26:54head.
26:56Boom.
26:57Thanks, Tommy. Namaste.
27:03MUSIC
27:09Let's move to another unseen clip.
27:11And everyone was walking the line like model islanders.
27:15I'm trying to learn the model walk.
27:17Shoulders back. Shoulders back, innit?
27:19It's just a little bit of a swear, though.
27:22Hey, that's too much.
27:23Is that too hard?
27:25Do you want another demo coming down here?
27:26Let me and you do it, come on.
27:28Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:28It's just a little nonchalant, never out of contact with anybody, ready?
27:33MUSIC
27:36Hey, we're bobbing too much.
27:39That's too quick.
27:40That's too quick.
27:41Nah, that's the pace.
27:42Normally for a runway, that's the pace, innit?
27:44What, is there a beat?
27:44Is there?
27:45Yeah, there's a bit to it, yeah.
27:47Boom, boom, boom.
27:48It's hard, innit?
27:49Do you reckon you could, like, do the modelling?
27:50Do you want to do a water me?
27:52Now I've got my new fit on.
27:54I want to do one after.
27:56Go from here.
27:57Yeah, we'll go from this line here.
27:59Let's do it.
27:59No eye contact, just a little bob.
28:01I do need a bit of advice before I go into this, though, bro.
28:05What do I do?
28:06How do I approach it, like?
28:07Ready?
28:07Let me see a runway walk.
28:10Make your heels click.
28:11Make the runway.
28:13What are the boys doing?
28:23Yes, come.
28:24Come, come, come do it with me.
28:26Do you need in between the both of them?
28:27Like, he moves too much, he moves too little.
28:29Right, hold on.
28:29Go on.
28:30Three, two, one, go!
28:42Oh, my God, they're actually divas.
28:55Here's a top secret, highly confidential, unseen training video from the LIA, the Love
28:59Island Army.
29:00It's a purely defensive force committed to the surveillance of bombshells before active
29:04engagement.
29:06Is it everyone here that if the two bombshell girls come in, everyone here is open to
29:09get to know them?
29:10Exactly.
29:11100%.
29:11Well, I'll get to know them from the point of view of finding out who they fancy.
29:15I'll be the man on the inside.
29:17You can wingman.
29:17I'll wingman you.
29:18Yeah.
29:19We call him every now and then.
29:21He's not there every night.
29:22He's not on the front line with us all the time, but every now and then.
29:24When the general needs him, I'll call him up.
29:26He deals with our inside information.
29:28Fine.
29:29He's SAS commander.
29:30That is my position.
29:31Double O-Tart.
29:32I'm whatever you need me to be.
29:34Double O-Tart.
29:35Can we just go round quickly so I know where we all stand here?
29:38I'm captain.
29:39I'm private.
29:40I'm lieutenant.
29:40You're lieutenant.
29:41You're general.
29:43SAS.
29:43He's cadet.
29:44Just to clarify, who's number one?
29:46Yeah.
29:46Yeah.
29:46I'm SAS, so I can float on a boat wherever I am.
29:49I don't really have a rank.
29:49A medal of honour is a wash bag.
29:51The general's got how many wash bags?
29:53Have you got four?
29:53I've got four.
29:54He's got four wash bags.
29:56I've got two big wash bags.
29:57I've only got one wash bag.
29:58Have you got three?
29:59I've got three.
30:00It all works then.
30:01Go on, Aidan.
30:02Give us a rundown.
30:03What's the process is?
30:04No, no, no.
30:05Yeah, there's not that.
30:06Who told you to speak?
30:08Slow down, cadet.
30:10Chill out.
30:10I can say that as well, can't I?
30:11Yeah, he can say that.
30:12Slow the fuck down.
30:15Right, now march.
30:17Good debrief.
30:18Everyone's in a good position.
30:19Do you want to lead us, general?
30:20Three, two, one.
30:21Top Tarts.
30:25Oh, I know.
30:28How hot is that?
30:29Sorry to pull rank, lads, but the Onward's March of Unseen Bits continues.
30:41The Islanders received a text this week.
30:43Kevin, Simba, Mika and Yasmin, four bombshells want to meet you for a sleepover.
30:52A car is waiting for you outside. Pack your bags and leave the villa immediately.
30:58And Jeepers Creepers, before they knew it, they were rushing off to the sleepover as fast as possible to rush
31:03when you're filming in slow-mo.
31:05Truth is, they took so long to get here that the grass had grown up around our magnificent four bombshells.
31:13Tina.
31:13Tina.
31:15Finley.
31:17Hallie.
31:18Chetty.
31:20And they had to walk all the way from Palma Airport through the Mayorkan countryside, which in cork wedges is
31:28no mean feat.
31:31But there was definitely some kind of buzz about them. Or on them.
31:37Come on, chop chop, you're going to be late walking at that pace.
31:42And they were so exhausted when they got to the sleepover where they just kept doing everything in slow-mo.
31:47But once the Islanders finally arrived, it was full speed ahead.
31:51What's your favourite food?
31:53You like a bit of sea bass? You're not into fish?
31:54No.
31:55I like fish, but I don't like seafood.
31:58You like fish?
31:59Yeah, but...
32:00Oh, you like fish, but you're not eating the fish?
32:02No, I like fish.
32:04What are you adding about?
32:05What are you adding about?
32:06Um, I study public relations.
32:08Do you know what, that's PR.
32:10I don't know what that is.
32:11You don't know what that is?
32:12Yeah, I don't know what that is.
32:13I like fish, but I don't like seafood.
32:16What's the difference?
32:17I like seafood, like prawns and that.
32:21What?
32:23What?
32:23What?
32:24Fish counts as seafood, isn't it?
32:26Yeah, but fish is different.
32:27So what fish do you like, yeah?
32:29Like just fish?
32:30I've got, like, a foot stitch, man.
32:31Oh, my God.
32:33Oh, fuck.
32:34It's like crap.
32:35Sorry, Gary.
32:36It's okay.
32:37I do love a foot tattoo, you know.
32:39Do you?
32:39I do love, like, a foot ankle tattoo.
32:41I do like feet.
32:42You've got a nice feet.
32:42That's one of the first things I saw.
32:44Really?
32:44Do you want to know a secret?
32:46What, what's that?
32:46I have two toes joined together.
32:48You're lying.
32:50I swear to you.
32:53I've got some of my hair.
32:54What?
32:54I've got some of my hair.
32:55No, I'm just looking at you.
32:57Look.
32:58Oh, okay.
32:58That's not that bad.
32:59I think they look cute.
33:01Oh, okay, that's cute.
33:02That's all right.
33:02They look better than normal feet, I think.
33:03I thought you meant, like, they're just together.
33:05Oh, no, no, no, no.
33:06Just, like, a bit of the skin is, like, together.
33:09Do you speak Welsh?
33:10So, I used to speak better Welsh than English until I was 16.
33:13Can you teach me a word?
33:15Yeah, I can say, like, um, I love you.
33:17Like, little words.
33:18But I think if I slap that in opposite someone...
33:20Please don't say that to me.
33:22Right, are you laughing?
33:24I like fish, but I like seafood.
33:26I'd still eat it.
33:27But I don't like it.
33:29What's your name, Riley?
33:30Riley.
33:31Oh, that's crazy.
33:32What is it?
33:33Finn.
33:34Oh, Finn.
33:34Where do I get Riley from?
33:37I've never been with a Finley before.
33:39You with a Finn, though?
33:40Finn.
33:41Finn.
33:41I've never been with a Finn either.
33:43What would be your ideal date?
33:45I'd want to do something fun.
33:47Would you?
33:47Like, skydiving.
33:48What are we doing?
33:49For our first date?
33:50What are we doing, base?
33:51Yeah, let's go skydiving.
33:52I think that would be my good date.
33:53It's not very much, like...
33:54To do.
33:55Talking-wise, though, do you know what I mean?
33:57True.
33:57Imagine how we're getting to know each other as we're flying down the air.
33:59On a first date?
34:00Yeah.
34:01I never thought of it like that.
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35:23Good luck!
35:39The party's in full swing on Love Island Unseen bit, so strap on your heels and strut your stuff.
35:45Be ready.
35:50Will Paris get me in Paris?
35:53We're working our way back through the last days of middle action to bring you everything that went unseen.
35:58Like this big pink wall.
36:00Oh, fucking hell, they leave a side to the wall.
36:03We're here to mop up all the steamy moments that you didn't get to see.
36:07Yeah!
36:07What?
36:08So relax because we have some cracking clips on the way.
36:12Pup!
36:16Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
36:16Strike a pose!
36:18It's the final part of Love Island Unseen bit!
36:27Earlier we saw the boys enrolling themselves into their Top Tarts army.
36:31And here is the secret skin care routine that gets the Top Tarts tarted up.
36:38It's like a sponsored silence in here.
36:40We're focusing, Tommy.
36:42Let's see if you know the next step.
36:45See if I know the next step?
36:46If you know the next step, this is huge.
36:47Toner.
36:50Hmm, technically you're not wrong.
36:53Just not right.
36:54So do I wet my face?
36:57Yeah.
36:58What, before this?
36:59Yeah.
36:59Okay.
37:00Do you not have to put the toner on?
37:02I've done one already.
37:03What I did?
37:04I've started earlier.
37:05Look at him go!
37:06Look at the lip balm!
37:07That's not lip balm, it's lip oil.
37:09Lip oil!
37:10Then you put this on, don't you?
37:12Yeah.
37:13This is the next one.
37:14I don't know what step you're on.
37:15Yeah, that's the toner.
37:16Yeah, that's the toner.
37:16That goes next.
37:18Why all three fingers?
37:19You've done four fingers?
37:20I don't even know what I'm doing.
37:21Right, quick rub it in, close your eyes.
37:23Oh my God.
37:25We're done with this one, yeah?
37:26Yeah.
37:26I know we're gonna go for the eyes.
37:28Yes.
37:30This is insane.
37:31That's too much, that's too much now.
37:33What the hell is this?
37:33She's taking the fucking piss.
37:35Sorry, sorry guys, I'm looting.
37:36Respect the product.
37:38I'm looting.
37:38General's getting mad.
37:39I'm sorry.
37:40No, we're going right under.
37:42Oh, sorry.
37:43Right under the eyes.
37:45I'll forget him.
37:46General, if I may, are we ready for lymphatic drainage?
37:49They're not ready for that yet.
37:51Fucking nippies.
37:52They're not.
37:53You're getting demoted after this performance, mate.
37:56I get demoted.
37:57You've been embarrassed yourself.
37:58You've been embarrassed yourself.
37:59I can't get any lower.
38:01Just a little bit.
38:01Just a little bit.
38:02You've got to open the notes, sir.
38:04Right then, boys, we'll finish with a little spritz.
38:07Yes.
38:09Why not?
38:10You.
38:10Private one.
38:13Thank you so much.
38:15Who does the generals?
38:16The general's doing all the work.
38:17You're the general.
38:18No, he looks after his workers.
38:20That was a little treat for you guys.
38:22Well done.
38:23Yes.
38:24Well done.
38:25Pleasure doing business.
38:26Well done.
38:27Skin care for me involves my mum spitting on the cord of a hand cane rubbing it on my face.
38:31It's tricky when I'm working away, though.
38:33So she posts me tubs of saliva so I can do it myself.
38:37Pull out, boys.
38:40Pull out.
38:43What quality, though.
38:45That was too funny.
38:53This next unseen bit proves why you should never leave your phone lying around.
38:58Is Lorenzo's phone here?
39:02Oh, Lorenzo's...
39:03He's so fucking...
39:08It's me!
39:10Why does he do this?
39:12See if it was anyone else.
39:13I'd battle him.
39:13See if it's Lorenzo.
39:14It's fine.
39:15Oh, cute girl.
39:17Oh, I love him.
39:18So fucking cute.
39:19Is there a reason why he looks like he's in the Berlin dance scene?
39:24Literally.
39:29Is there a reason?
39:30That's why he's got so many photos.
39:35Does he have photos of you?
39:38I can't even breathe around this guy.
39:40Oh!
39:41No, this one is fucking valid.
39:44They need deleting immediately.
39:48Feels like he's going to make so many WhatsApp stickers of me.
39:51I thought, for fuck's sake.
39:53Oh, my God.
39:55His phone does need to be confiscated.
39:57Like, I can't even just be sat there.
39:59Oh!
40:04I'm not demonic.
40:05Do you actually...
40:07Is this a fucking dog?
40:09No.
40:10His phone is deleting like...
40:12No.
40:12I can't wait to show him that.
40:14That is the best thing.
40:20Yasmin, do you want to fall out?
40:23Give me that phone immediately.
40:25She can't wait to show you.
40:27He's going to be so proud of me.
40:29No, we're safe.
40:30That is one serious photo dump, girls.
40:33But not as serious as the dumping of Namibian Sam.
40:36So, the boy I would like to steal is...
40:39Tommy.
40:40So, the girl I would like to steal is...
40:43Ellie.
40:44The girl I would like to steal is...
40:46Mika.
40:46So, the boy I would like to steal is...
40:49Aiden.
40:50Salmon in the beer.
40:51You are now single and therefore dumped from the island.
40:53At least we have some pictures to remember you by.
40:56Oh, wait.
40:57Maybe not those ones.
41:08It's time for...
41:10Beach a Bonanza!
41:13Yay!
41:14Beach a Bonanza!
41:16Woo!
41:17Yay!
41:19I asked the islanders what their cheesiest DMs were.
41:23Oh, I've received so many, so many weird, weird, weird, weird DMs in my life.
41:29Oh, I know you're a teacher.
41:30I bet you could teach me a thing or two in bed.
41:32Just like...
41:32That wasn't cringe.
41:33I actually liked that one, to be honest.
41:34Someone messaged me saying,
41:36Can I call you Jasmine without the jazz?
41:40So, can I call you mine?
41:43Which is quite good.
41:45And if he was hot, I would have replied.
41:47Something crazy, like,
41:48Are you a controller?
41:49Dot, dot, dot.
41:51Because I'm not trying to play you.
41:53And then sent, like, a controller emoji.
41:56A girl sent a picture of a dog.
41:58Sorry, my dog went missing.
42:00Thank you for finding him.
42:02So, I DMed this girl.
42:04And I sent her an emoji of a football.
42:06And then, a fence.
42:08And I said,
42:09Sorry, I keep my board over my fence.
42:11But whilst I'm here,
42:12How are you?
42:14I was young.
42:15I get a lot of,
42:16Can I ask you a question?
42:18And I'm like,
42:19No, you can't.
42:20The only way I can describe it is, like,
42:22A Bible verse that he had made up himself.
42:25And it was the most raunchiest thing
42:27And cringiest thing I'd ever seen in my life.
42:30I actually can't even see half of the stuff that was in it.
42:33Very ballsy, to be honest.
42:35Are you from Tennessee?
42:37Because you're the only Tennessee.
42:39And I was like,
42:40You need to get original.
42:41Don't ever see it that way.
42:42I have DMed celebrities before.
42:46You just think,
42:47Oh, do you know what?
42:47Shoot my shot.
42:48And then you wake up in the morning,
42:49And you think,
42:50Well, it's an absolute embarrassment.
42:52I'd just be telling them they're shaped like a wine glass,
42:54Which is a good thing.
42:55And they all take it like a good thing.
42:56No one's ever taken it as a bad thing.
42:57I sent a boy a message and it said,
43:00If you feel something weird,
43:02Don't fight it.
43:03I'm just manifesting you.
43:05That's so cringy, isn't it?
43:07Did I get a reply back?
43:08No.
43:09We've all had a guy ask for feet pics.
43:11Might have been there, done it.
43:13Who knows?
43:14Well, she requested that I,
43:16She send her some pictures of my feet.
43:17I don't know why.
43:19My feet, they're not in the best of Nick.
43:20You know what I mean?
43:20I've had some pretty weird requests in my day.
43:23I've had a few people kind of message me for some old pairs of socks.
43:27What actually goes through these people's heads?
43:29I did definitely have someone message me.
43:31I can't remember the exact wording.
43:32But it was saying about mayonnaise.
43:34And it like started this discussion about mayonnaise,
43:36Which was like weirdly engaging.
43:38Because it's definitely better than like a,
43:39Hey, kiss or something crap like that.
43:42But I do like mayonnaise.
43:43So it did weirdly work.
43:48Come back next time for some more.
43:50P.J. Bonanza!
43:55I think we have time to squeeze in just one more clip.
43:58If the boys can get round to it.
44:00No, go round, go round.
44:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
44:05We could get a good thing going here, you know.
44:10The commander's taking us for a walk.
44:15What are you doing?
44:16What are you doing?
44:17We're walking round the garden.
44:19We're eating Oreos and burning them off.
44:21Sorry to pull rank lads, but I'm under strict orders to sign out.
44:25Our time is up.
44:26Until next time, over and out.
44:29Bye-bye.
44:35So Love Island is back for another week of grafting,
44:38recouplings and villa drama.
44:40Tomorrow night at nine, right here on ITV2.
44:42It's basically the World Cup, but with fewer yellow cards
44:45and a lot more flirting.
44:47Lois makes a discovery next.
44:49It was from Family Guy this Saturday.
44:50Bye-bye.
44:50CHASE even outside of Avent.
44:55And if you go outside now that's one class type of like I could
44:56It's like finding a doctor and valuable deal with family.
44:56With us going to reach out to me and doing all theõe we need.
45:02We've tried to make sure what's going on in three days later.
45:04Also giving out what is your name.
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