00:10I'm guessing that he bought her the big pipe organ and she's really not happy about it.
00:16Daddy, I just... I can't marry him. I'm sorry. I just don't love him.
00:24Well, it matters to me.
00:30She should not be wearing those pants.
00:33I'd say push it down the stairs.
00:35Push it down the stairs.
00:37Push it down the stairs.
00:41Come on, Daddy, listen to me.
00:44It's like all of my life, everyone has always told me,
00:47you're a shoe. You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe.
00:50And then today I just stopped and I said, what if I don't want to be a shoe?
00:54What if I want to be a purse, you know, or a hat?
01:00No, I don't want you to buy me a hat. I'm saying that I am a hat.
01:02It's a metaphor, Daddy.
01:06You can see where you'd have trouble.
01:11Look, Daddy, it's my life.
01:14Well, maybe I'll just stay here with Monica.
01:19Well, I guess we've established you staying here with Monica.
01:23Well, maybe that's my decision.
01:26Well, maybe I don't need your money.
01:28Wait, wait, I said maybe!
01:38Just breathe. That's it.
01:39Just try to think of nice, calm things.
01:42Raindrops on roses and spills on tapings.
01:46Four bells and sleigh bells and something with mittens.
01:50La la la, something with string.
01:54I'm all better now.
01:57I helped.
02:01Okay, look, this is probably for the best, you know?
02:04Independence. Taking control of your life.
02:06And, hey, you need anything.
02:08You can always come to Joey.
02:10Me and Chandler live right across the hall.
02:12And he's away alive.
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