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00:00:04if you don't get your shit together your baby is fucked this is not my fault I am fully prepared
00:00:11she's very good how did this happen exactly we had great sex he's um an escort and the condom
00:00:23broke I don't have time to date wait you paid for this I mean no offense she left a good
00:00:29tip too
00:00:30and a good review just try this if you squint hard it kind of looks like one of those guys
00:00:38on those
00:00:38cheesy romance novels on the horse I kind of see it like an off-brand Fabio yes yes yes exactly
00:00:47off-brand okay Philippe Lily would like you to be more involved in the planning what do you need
00:00:56from her I would like her to relax how could I relax when you are gonna fuck up our child
00:01:02I will not fuck baby Philippe you're not calling him that why not because I would rather call our
00:01:07baby baby Hitler than name him after you baby Hitler yeah you are just upset because of the goats
00:01:12the goats he um he wants to raise our kid on a goat farm he thinks that the goats will
00:01:20teach him
00:01:21everything that he needs to know in life Philippe that's not a candy it's a marble spit it out
00:01:34I'm sorry
00:01:40I have something that can help
00:01:51a magic box yes a magic box I only bring this one out for my most special cases
00:01:58I'm sorry what is this open it together
00:02:09oh you got the cabin I love nature I don't do nature it's okay Lily this place has a way
00:02:16of
00:02:16giving you exactly what you need but you do have to do everything together trust me just spend the
00:02:24weekend here you'll see each other in a whole new light I guarantee it thank you magical therapist
00:02:41most important things you need to know as a parent number one the crib the crib can be a safe
00:02:47haven for
00:02:48your baby but may strangle your baby if you're not careful did you hear that Philippe no
00:02:58what is that oh it's a toy I got this for baby Philippe he's going to be very musical I
00:03:05think I really need you to listen to this
00:03:09maybe you should listen to this
00:03:12hmm number two the next dangerous thing in your house is electronic media
00:03:18come on could you just get rid of it please
00:03:21you don't want him to be a musician like Bruce Springsteen or Samuel Jackson
00:03:25listen I think we'll just give him a real piano okay
00:03:29no
00:03:30oh
00:03:31oh
00:03:31oh
00:03:34we're not calling him that I need you to focus
00:03:37pregnant you also cannot eat licorice or soft cheeses
00:03:41see this is very good information for the both of us I didn't know that you couldn't have Brie
00:03:45and you have no idea the massive amounts of Brie that I would have consumed before
00:03:49what are you doing nothing I got it what is that it is nothing what is this
00:03:59magic mushrooms magic mushrooms maybe huh the fourth thing that can kill your
00:04:07baby is drugs in the house wait wait wait wait wait wait wait all right we are not
00:04:15even in the house okay and it is not a drug it is medicine you seem very tense yeah oh
00:04:23how is this ow oh you need to relax I'm sorry I know you think I don't take this serious
00:04:33but
00:04:33I assure you I take this very very serious is my baby too and the therapist said you and I
00:04:38are supposed to get to know each other is this good yeah feels nice yes and I think we can
00:04:45really get to know each other really well in a deep way our magic mushrooms right no no
00:05:18we can still have a good time you know you are the killer of fun you don't even know what
00:05:25a good
00:05:25time is do you mind helping your baby mama with some of her bags only because I'm a gentleman thank
00:05:36you
00:05:46we're here for two days yeah we have a lot of planning to do listen I have to go through
00:05:51everything that I already know and teach it to you oh so your way of planning is okay and mine
00:05:55is not
00:05:56Philip taking mushrooms is not planning for a baby oh because of the podcast you really need to grow up
00:06:02okay this is happening and I'm doing all of this for our baby I am too could you please help
00:06:11me with
00:06:12the luggage no thank you what Philippe what do you mean no thank you can you can you just help
00:06:26me with
00:06:32one fuck feminism just as I suspected no good
00:06:41you stupid he's trying to kill me oh god
00:06:50okay I can make this work
00:06:53we can put the list of all of the potential baby names
00:06:59right there I see it and then we can do the vision board for the baby's future here
00:07:07and then the financial planning for our entire future can go right here
00:07:11okay I can work with this this is a stupid vacation
00:07:15it's not a vacation Philippe yes it is becoming clear to me stuck in a stuffy box surrounded by
00:07:23boring work and the only company is their killer of fun
00:07:28this vacation is going to be
00:07:37what is it
00:07:40what is it
00:07:43now this is what I'm talking about
00:07:50nature your gum
00:07:53now this is
00:07:54what is it
00:07:55what is it
00:08:04what is it
00:08:18what is it
00:08:44Don't you worry little guy, I've got your whole life planned out for you.
00:08:58Some day, some day soon, I'll have it on for you, I keep saying.
00:09:06Well if I had a hatchback or a Cadillac, if I had a four-door or something like that, I'd
00:09:12be making room for you.
00:09:14And only if I had a degree in arithmetic, have my fix, finding a job with benefits, and I've been
00:09:20doing more.
00:09:23A little bird.
00:09:24I've been trucking along at Lester T.
00:09:35Ah.
00:09:38Jesus Christ.
00:09:42Smile.
00:10:23Oh, my God.
00:10:25It's the magic box.
00:10:29Magic box, here I come.
00:10:43Come on, you beautiful magic box.
00:10:45Open up and give yourself to me.
00:10:49Oh, my God.
00:10:51Flame!
00:10:52Ben.
00:10:54Open.
00:10:55Open.
00:10:57Yes?
00:10:57What are you doing?
00:11:00Oh, bonjour.
00:11:01Where are your clothes?
00:11:03Oh, you look so vibrant.
00:11:06I love it.
00:11:07What are you doing?
00:11:08Do you have a crowbar?
00:11:10Or a hammer?
00:11:12Or a sword?
00:11:14Yes, do you have a sword?
00:11:15Sword?
00:11:16Yeah.
00:11:16Yeah, actually, I do.
00:11:18It's in the bags that you never helped me bring in.
00:11:20Oh, yes.
00:11:20Really?
00:11:21No, I don't have a fucking sword.
00:11:23Is that our therapist's box?
00:11:32You can see the box?
00:11:34What is wrong with you?
00:11:36Nothing is wrong with me.
00:11:40What is wrong with you?
00:11:41You are being weird.
00:11:43No.
00:11:43Weirder than your baseline weird.
00:11:47I took the mushrooms and then the box came out of the bubbly water.
00:11:52Oh, look.
00:11:54Oh, heaven.
00:11:58You took mushrooms?
00:12:01Oh.
00:12:02We had one rule.
00:12:04To do everything together, Philippe!
00:12:06You did not want to take the magic mushrooms with me.
00:12:08You took them and you threw them out the window.
00:12:10That is not how they work!
00:12:14It must be so nice to be a weird, alien man-child with zero responsibilities.
00:12:26Oh, yeah?
00:12:27It must be so nice to be an uptight person with lots of bags full of swords and lies.
00:12:36Give me that.
00:12:37Oh, yeah.
00:12:40Oh, yeah.
00:12:41Oh, my God.
00:12:43Oh, my God.
00:12:44These assholes are strong.
00:12:49Oh, yeah.
00:12:50Oh, yeah.
00:12:53Oh, yeah.
00:12:55Oh, yeah.
00:13:19This trip is wild.
00:13:26This trip is wild.
00:13:29This trip is wild.
00:13:39Why does my head feel like a swimming pool?
00:13:46Oh, yeah.
00:13:48Oh, something's wrong.
00:13:52My hands.
00:13:53Something is really wrong.
00:13:55Oh.
00:13:56What is this muscle?
00:13:57I got hair on my arms.
00:13:59Wait a second.
00:14:00Wild girls.
00:14:01Shavy mustache.
00:14:02I'm weird.
00:14:03Al Yankovic.
00:14:05Where's my baby?
00:14:06Oh, I have the baby.
00:14:07Oh, I have the baby.
00:14:08Ah!
00:14:09Hmm?
00:14:09Who the hell are you?
00:14:10And why do you look like me?
00:14:12Calm down, you sleep.
00:14:14I am you and you are me because I am tripping balls.
00:14:22Why is the sky rolling?
00:14:32The sky is not moving for me anymore.
00:14:35Wait.
00:14:38Wait.
00:14:39Oi.
00:14:51I have to say, I have never experienced anything like this before.
00:15:17What's happening?
00:15:18I don't know, but these mushrooms are amazing.
00:15:36I always thought having boobies would be fun, but...
00:15:40It's kind of hurt.
00:15:42Hey.
00:15:44Hey, do our boobies hurt?
00:15:47Just wake up.
00:15:48Wake up.
00:15:49Wake up.
00:15:50Wake up.
00:15:51Wake up.
00:15:51Wake up.
00:15:52Wake up.
00:15:54No.
00:15:55No.
00:15:57Oh.
00:15:58Oh, I'm a dude.
00:16:00I'm a mustache.
00:16:04Mushroom dripping.
00:16:06Oh.
00:16:06A half-naked French gigolo.
00:16:09A very handsome one.
00:16:12Oh.
00:16:13I can't believe I let that overpriced therapist get me into this.
00:16:18The therapist.
00:16:25Oh, girl.
00:16:29Let me tell you.
00:16:31No.
00:16:33No.
00:16:33Please call me.
00:16:34No.
00:16:34No.
00:16:36No.
00:16:37No.
00:16:37No.
00:16:38No.
00:16:39No.
00:16:39No.
00:16:39No.
00:16:40No.
00:16:41Oh, come on.
00:16:41Oh, come on.
00:16:44Oh, come on.
00:16:50I have a nice ass.
00:16:56Wow.
00:17:01Oh, my God.
00:17:02I have a penis.
00:17:04Sweet.
00:17:10Hey.
00:17:17I hit my head pretty hard.
00:17:20What if I have a concussion?
00:17:22You're fine.
00:17:24I have a thick head.
00:17:28What did you say?
00:17:29What I don't understand is why I am you and you are me.
00:17:36Neither do I.
00:17:39But I'm pretty sure it's your fault.
00:17:43That is not fair.
00:17:45Oh, yeah?
00:17:47Ever since you brought that box here, everything has been going crazy.
00:17:53The box.
00:17:57I think it's a murder box trying to kill us.
00:18:02No, no, no, no.
00:18:05Bound by a border and a magical tether,
00:18:09we'll ensure you must work together.
00:18:12This incredible journey can be nightmarish or a dream.
00:18:16If you are ready, simply exclaim,
00:18:18we are a team.
00:18:23Oh, my God.
00:18:24It's not a murder box.
00:18:26That's just the riddle in every body swap movie
00:18:28that you've got to solve in order to swap back.
00:18:30Huh?
00:18:32That's totally what this is.
00:18:34We're totally stuck in a body swap situation.
00:18:37A body what?
00:18:38I love body swap movies.
00:18:39I've seen them all.
00:18:40I am so prepared for this.
00:18:44The killer of one watches movies?
00:18:46I am the body swap master.
00:18:49And I'm gonna use this riddle in order to break the curse
00:18:51and swap us back.
00:18:53Bound by a border and a magical tether
00:18:55will ensure blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:18:58If you're ready, simply exclaim,
00:19:00we are a team.
00:19:05That's easy.
00:19:06We are a team.
00:19:10You try it.
00:19:12Try what?
00:19:12Say we are a team.
00:19:15We are a team.
00:19:17Not like that.
00:19:18Like you really mean it.
00:19:20We are a team.
00:19:23No, this is not fun.
00:19:25I don't care if this is fun, Philippe.
00:19:26I would like my body back.
00:19:29Let's just do this together.
00:19:31Three, two, one.
00:19:34We are a team.
00:19:38The box agrees with me.
00:19:40What's he doing?
00:19:42Changing us back, obviously.
00:19:44Bye.
00:19:45Let's go.
00:19:47What?
00:19:48You see, Philippe?
00:19:49That is why you gotta be prepared for every situation.
00:19:53Without me, you'd be stuck like this forever.
00:19:55Oh, I don't mind.
00:19:56Besides, it doesn't seem to matter because you are unhappy being you,
00:20:00but you were always unhappy being me.
00:20:05Shut up and witness.
00:20:08It's gonna switch us back in.
00:20:10Three, two, one.
00:20:18Shit!
00:20:20I'm still you.
00:20:21And I'm still tripping.
00:20:30Never mind, it's a murder box.
00:20:34It's a bow.
00:20:37A bow?
00:20:42It's a bow and arrows.
00:20:44Good.
00:20:46What's happening now?
00:20:48There's another little note.
00:20:50It says the basic needs you must provide include water, shelter, clothing, and food.
00:20:57If what you seek is simply to swap, do so with nothing more than what you've got.
00:21:01No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:21:05It said this incredible journey can be nightmarish or a dream.
00:21:09If you're ready, exclaim we are a team.
00:21:13I did that. We are a team.
00:21:14We just locked ourselves into another body swap challenge.
00:21:17And now we gotta find water, shelter, clothing, and food.
00:21:24Wait, I brought clothes, food, and water.
00:21:27No, I got that at the cabin.
00:21:29That's what I got in those suitcases.
00:21:31I think we'll be totally fine.
00:21:33Yeah, we'll be fine.
00:21:35You are so lucky that you have me.
00:21:44How are we gonna find food out here?
00:21:50It is time for hunting and adventure.
00:21:52My very handsome friend.
00:22:09That sounds good.
00:22:09I would like to be a這樣子 of hunting.
00:22:13No matter how much you can do, it's time for hunting.
00:22:18Me too.
00:22:18...
00:22:18...
00:22:24...
00:22:25...
00:22:26...
00:22:29...
00:22:31Rule number one when you go hunting is to be very, very quiet.
00:22:41What was that?
00:22:45I saw something.
00:22:47I think we're being stalked.
00:22:49No, Lily.
00:22:50We are the ones that are stalking.
00:22:53I think it might be wolves.
00:22:56Or a hippo.
00:22:57Yeah, I think it might be raptors.
00:23:00I think it might be raptors.
00:23:02Shh.
00:23:03You are having a bad trip.
00:23:05These two shall pass.
00:23:08What was that?
00:23:15Dinner time, baby.
00:23:32It's rabbit season, bitch.
00:23:46I'm so sorry, Lily.
00:23:49That has never happened to me before.
00:23:53I...
00:23:55Oh, no.
00:23:56Oh.
00:23:58I have no upper body strength.
00:24:01Oh, ça, c'est de la merde.
00:24:02Ça, c'est pas gentil du tout.
00:24:03Hein, mais...
00:24:08Ça, c'est ridicule.
00:24:10Non, c'est pas possible.
00:24:11I don't know what to do.
00:24:12I cannot hunt this way.
00:24:13Oh, my God.
00:24:16Oh, my God.
00:24:18Oh, my God.
00:24:19Oh, my God.
00:24:26Oh, mon Dieu.
00:24:29Oh, my God.
00:24:31Philippe?
00:24:36What's wrong?
00:24:37What?
00:24:37What's wrong?
00:24:38I'm thirsty.
00:24:39Can you give me some water?
00:24:40Okay.
00:24:40Oh, I need water.
00:24:42Okay.
00:24:43Okay.
00:24:43Okay, you water.
00:24:44Okay, we're...
00:24:48Uh...
00:24:49Philippe?
00:24:52Oh, good.
00:24:54Good.
00:24:55Just shoot it so we can go home.
00:24:57Your body has the strength.
00:24:59But how?
00:25:01The bow.
00:25:02Take an arrow.
00:25:03You knock it.
00:25:05I knock it.
00:25:06You pull it.
00:25:09You let it go.
00:25:10Just pour.
00:25:11Let it go.
00:25:12Okay.
00:25:13Just pour.
00:25:14And let it go.
00:25:15Okay.
00:25:15Ow.
00:25:18Ow.
00:25:22That really hurt.
00:25:25And now the rabbit is gone.
00:25:27Because I don't know what I'm doing.
00:25:30I'm going to be the worst part of that for her.
00:25:35Lily, c'est bon.
00:25:36It's fine.
00:25:36Okay.
00:25:37Everything is okay.
00:25:38We just need to...
00:25:41Oh.
00:25:49Oh.
00:25:50Oh, yeah.
00:25:53There is a monster in my stomach.
00:25:55It's not a monster, you idiot.
00:25:56It's our son.
00:25:59Our son?
00:26:02Our son?
00:26:04Oh.
00:26:05Oh.
00:26:07Hi, baby Philippe.
00:26:12Baby, I see you.
00:26:13Hey, baby Philippe.
00:26:14How are you?
00:26:15Wow, you feel like a little fish, my friend.
00:26:17Oh.
00:26:18Very good.
00:26:19Very strong.
00:26:24My motherly instincts have just kicked in.
00:26:27Lily?
00:26:28Come here.
00:26:30The sky is moving.
00:26:32Come here.
00:26:34Okay.
00:26:38Down.
00:26:40Down.
00:26:42What's wrong, Kitty?
00:26:44We...
00:26:45We...
00:26:45We switched bodies.
00:26:46And I couldn't bow because I'm not prepared.
00:26:50And...
00:26:50I'm still dropping balls.
00:26:53And...
00:26:55And...
00:26:55I'm scared.
00:26:56It's okay to be scared, Lily.
00:26:59It's okay, okay?
00:27:00But you know what?
00:27:00You're doing a very good job.
00:27:02Listen.
00:27:03Everything that you need, you have right here.
00:27:06Okay?
00:27:07And anything you need on top of that, I will help you with.
00:27:10The three of us.
00:27:11Together.
00:27:11Okay?
00:27:12What's going on?
00:27:14You're acting so different.
00:27:16I know.
00:27:18I think it's my motherly instincts.
00:27:20Oh.
00:27:21Yeah.
00:27:22That shit is real.
00:27:23All right.
00:27:24Help me up.
00:27:25We will go get that rabbit.
00:27:27And then we will go home.
00:27:28Yeah.
00:27:29Can you stop the sky from moving?
00:27:32We'll work on that first.
00:27:34Okay.
00:27:34Up.
00:27:35Up.
00:27:36Up.
00:27:41The sky is just a reflection of your love.
00:27:46It is moving because the love you have as a mother is so powerful that it can move the heavens.
00:27:55That's like so much love.
00:27:58Repeat after me.
00:28:01I am one with nature and nature is one with me.
00:28:05I am one with nature and nature is one with me.
00:28:09I am enough because I am everything.
00:28:13I am enough because I am everything.
00:28:23Everything.
00:28:27Everything.
00:28:28Never stop.
00:28:30Never give up.
00:28:31Every day is a race.
00:28:35Now it's time to pucker up and punch life in the face.
00:28:42Life is like an ocean and it's full of angry vests.
00:28:48So grow up and be the shark and eat that dog.
00:28:53I am one with nature and nature is one with me.
00:28:56I am one with nature and nature is one with me.
00:28:59I am one with nature.
00:29:00Set yourself free.
00:29:01Even when you feel you wanna scream.
00:29:06You daddy dream the daddy dream the daddy dream the extreme.
00:29:17Stay focused.
00:29:19Stay focused.
00:29:23Breathe.
00:29:28Release.
00:29:32Damn it.
00:29:34No, it's okay.
00:29:35Oh, it's good.
00:29:35You were very close.
00:29:37Let's try again, okay?
00:29:38Okay.
00:29:38Okay.
00:29:39Shake it off.
00:29:40No.
00:29:40Relax.
00:29:41I am one with nature.
00:29:47Oh.
00:29:51It's fine.
00:29:52Okay, let's...
00:29:53It's not fine.
00:29:55It's not fine.
00:29:56What if I can't shoot the rabbit?
00:29:58And what if I...
00:29:59What if...
00:29:59What if the box never switches us back?
00:30:01Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:30:01And what if we're stuck here?
00:30:02I'm not prepared.
00:30:04Listen, let me give you one more chance, then.
00:30:06Okay.
00:30:06Okay?
00:30:07And you have to do everything exactly as I tell you, without hesitation.
00:30:10Okay?
00:30:11Repeat after me.
00:30:17Fuck it.
00:30:20Fuck it?
00:30:21Fuck it.
00:30:22Fuck it.
00:30:24Fuck it.
00:30:26Fuck it.
00:30:27It's a...
00:30:28Fuck it.
00:30:29Fuck it.
00:30:30Fuck it.
00:30:32Fuck it.
00:30:32Fuck it.
00:30:33Fuck it.
00:30:34Fuck it.
00:30:34Fuck it.
00:30:35Fuck it.
00:30:36Fuck it.
00:30:36Shoot.
00:30:37Fuck it.
00:30:38Fuck it.
00:30:38Fuck it.
00:30:44I shot the rabbit.
00:30:45You did it.
00:30:46I killed the rabbit.
00:30:46You killed the rabbit.
00:30:47I killed the rabbit.
00:30:51Sorry, buddy.
00:31:11Hey, are you okay, Jerry?
00:31:14Yeah.
00:31:16Yeah, what is this?
00:31:17Yeah.
00:31:19You did so good today.
00:31:20You found my clothes.
00:31:22You found my backpack.
00:31:24You found this amazing glamping tent from the pamphlets and now we have shelter.
00:31:29Hey.
00:31:30It's very good.
00:31:31And I killed the bunny.
00:31:32Oui, you shot the bunny to la explosée and now we have bunny barbecue.
00:31:36And then as soon as it's done, the magic box will be so happy it will let us go home.
00:31:40Huh?
00:31:41Who provides?
00:31:43Lily and nature.
00:31:44Good job.
00:31:45You did good.
00:31:47I guess you're right.
00:31:49I did pretty good today.
00:31:51Hey.
00:31:52Hey.
00:31:53No.
00:31:53You did not do good.
00:31:55You did fantastic.
00:31:57I am so proud that I feel like I could explode to a million jars of mayonnaise.
00:32:04Hi.
00:32:06What are you?
00:32:08I mean...
00:32:11How did you happen?
00:32:15I mean...
00:32:19Well...
00:32:22My family, I guess.
00:32:25Were they like in the circus?
00:32:27Or outer space?
00:32:29Space circus?
00:32:31Oui.
00:32:36No.
00:32:37It's much less interesting.
00:32:39My papa is in finance.
00:32:40Made lots of money.
00:32:42And my maman stayed home and made croissants and macarons.
00:32:47Sounds amazing.
00:32:49Yeah.
00:32:51No, not really.
00:32:56Why?
00:33:00Uh...
00:33:02Because...
00:33:03My father worked very long hours to make the money because he was always worried about
00:33:10paying the bills.
00:33:11He was very focused.
00:33:13Stress, stress, stress.
00:33:14And so he would come home and he would want to rip his hair out and then he would yell
00:33:17at
00:33:17us and be like, I'm doing this for you!
00:33:24So...
00:33:25That sucks.
00:33:27C'est la vie.
00:33:30What about your mom?
00:33:34Uh...
00:33:35Well...
00:33:35Because of that, uh...
00:33:37My maman would, uh...
00:33:42Would take pills.
00:33:45And, uh...
00:33:46Because she was afraid he would leave.
00:33:49So she wanted to make sure that she was happy and sleepy.
00:33:55And eventually it just changed her into something, uh...
00:34:00Else.
00:34:01Something, uh...
00:34:03Empty.
00:34:06That's terrible.
00:34:08No, no.
00:34:08C'est la vie.
00:34:10No.
00:34:11Not c'est la vie.
00:34:13You know, they tried so hard to have this perfect life.
00:34:19And they tried so hard to have it and...
00:34:21And then they ended up hating it.
00:34:23And I...
00:34:24Hating each other and hating themselves and...
00:34:27So much hate.
00:34:28And you know, sometimes I even thought that they hated me because I did not want to be unhappy.
00:34:33And they were so unhappy.
00:34:35So...
00:34:35At 14, I decided to...
00:34:38Bon.
00:34:38C'est fini.
00:34:39I'm going.
00:34:39Boost.
00:34:40Move and, uh...
00:34:41Live in nature.
00:34:43Hmm.
00:34:44At 14?
00:34:46I...
00:34:47You were out there by yourself?
00:34:49No.
00:34:50I was not alone.
00:34:51I had...
00:34:51I had my mount goats.
00:34:53And, uh...
00:34:55The trees.
00:34:57The water.
00:34:59And, uh...
00:35:01Ah.
00:35:02This is my favorite part.
00:35:04I cannot wait to show you.
00:35:05Come.
00:35:08Close me.
00:35:11Okay.
00:35:12So...
00:35:13What am I looking at?
00:35:15Look at this.
00:35:17How could you be lonely with this?
00:35:19When you have so many friends.
00:35:25That's what I love about being in nature.
00:35:29It's calm and peaceful.
00:35:32There's no hate.
00:35:35Makes me happy.
00:35:37Hmm.
00:35:39See, I want more of that for him than I had in my childhood.
00:35:49I understand.
00:35:51Hmm.
00:35:56Oh.
00:35:58This is so uncomfortable for my back.
00:36:02Right?
00:36:05You should get comfortable.
00:36:08Yeah?
00:36:09Mm-hmm.
00:36:11Goodnight, my friends.
00:36:20I hate to admit it, but you were right.
00:36:24It's not so bad being out here in nature.
00:36:28And I really appreciate you helping me with the...
00:36:32Hunting and the mushroom tripping and...
00:36:35Telling me your story.
00:36:37It means a lot.
00:36:39I mean...
00:36:49That's what I look like when I sleep, huh?
00:36:56Oh, my God!
00:36:57Philippe!
00:36:58I think we made it!
00:37:00Philippe!
00:37:05It's another challenge.
00:37:08Ah, okay.
00:37:10Although you may see things from a different point of view,
00:37:14you are still not ready for your child's debut.
00:37:17Providing these things is only a small component,
00:37:20as parenting requires a new way to enjoy the moment.
00:37:31I guess we can do this in the morning.
00:37:44Mmm.
00:37:46Good morning, sleepy.
00:37:48Mmm.
00:37:48I bet after last night, we can get back into the cabin.
00:37:51I would love to take a shower.
00:37:53I'm still you.
00:37:54Yep.
00:37:56We have another challenge.
00:37:59You seem to be enjoying those mushrooms, eh?
00:38:02Mmm.
00:38:04They're your...
00:38:05gourmet mushrooms.
00:38:06I found them next to your backpack.
00:38:08Mmm.
00:38:09They don't really taste gourmet,
00:38:10but I didn't really need to pour money, so...
00:38:13They're okay.
00:38:14Mmm.
00:38:15Lily?
00:38:16No.
00:38:16These are gourmet...
00:38:19magic mushrooms.
00:38:22It looks like you ate ten times the normal amount.
00:38:25Bravo!
00:38:25Oh my god.
00:38:28Oh my god.
00:38:28No, don't worry.
00:38:29Oh my god.
00:38:29No, don't worry.
00:38:30Don't worry.
00:38:31At this again.
00:38:31No, remember?
00:38:32Fuck it.
00:38:34Ride the wave.
00:38:36Fuck it.
00:38:37Ride the wave.
00:38:39You're okay.
00:38:40I'm okay.
00:38:42I'm okay.
00:38:45I'm okay.
00:38:46I'm okay.
00:38:46You're okay.
00:38:48Yeah.
00:38:49I don't even...
00:38:50I don't...
00:38:52feel anything.
00:38:54Don't feel lonely.
00:38:58Yeah.
00:38:59Yeah.
00:39:00Yeah.
00:39:03Hey.
00:39:05I get it.
00:39:06The water's so liquid.
00:39:07It's really liquid.
00:39:08Philippe?
00:39:09Huh?
00:39:09Have you ever been in one of these before?
00:39:12My hands are water.
00:39:15My hands...
00:39:16Philippe?
00:39:16Enjoy the moment.
00:39:25Philippe, I think I wanna eat the soap.
00:39:27I'll eat it.
00:39:30I ate the soap.
00:39:34Oh my god.
00:39:37Oh my god.
00:39:38What?
00:39:39What?
00:39:39What is it?
00:39:43I'm gonna enjoy the moment.
00:39:45Enjoy the moment.
00:39:46I want it back in one piece, huh?
00:39:49I'm enjoying the moment, but...
00:39:58Oui!
00:39:59I have won with your dick!
00:40:01I have won with your dick!
00:40:04Chérie!
00:40:05You're alright!
00:40:06Keep playing with my dicker!
00:40:08The card said to enjoy yourself.
00:40:11Right?
00:40:11You really need to just feel it.
00:40:14Even if you have to do your stupid three finger thing.
00:40:16Just keep going, okay?
00:40:19Great!
00:40:20Do whatever you need.
00:40:21Listen, why don't you try something where you...
00:40:23Try your left hand.
00:40:25Wow!
00:40:26Feels like somebody else is touching it!
00:40:27Just tickle the balls just a little bit.
00:40:29Spit on it.
00:40:30Try both hands.
00:40:31Okay.
00:40:32It's not big enough!
00:40:34What?
00:40:34It's not big enough!
00:40:35Oui.
00:40:36Yes, of course.
00:40:36Take your thumb.
00:40:37Okay.
00:40:38Yeah.
00:40:39And stick it up your ass.
00:40:41Woohoo!
00:40:42Do you know where the perennium is?
00:40:44No.
00:40:45Scratch that.
00:40:46Just imagine.
00:40:47The soldiers.
00:40:48They are right there.
00:40:49You can see them in your light.
00:40:51And you need to shut them down with your penis!
00:40:54Really make sure that you're savoring it!
00:40:57Oh!
00:40:58Oh!
00:40:59Oh!
00:41:03Oh!
00:41:06Oh!
00:41:07Oh!
00:41:08Oh!
00:41:18I feel empty!
00:41:21It's normal!
00:41:22Okay.
00:41:26Go back!
00:41:27Round two!
00:41:28Next time!
00:41:29Stronger!
00:41:29Faster!
00:41:30Harder!
00:41:31More passion!
00:41:31The box demands it, okay?
00:41:33No!
00:41:34Oui!
00:41:34No!
00:41:35I don't want to...
00:41:36I feel weird.
00:41:37It's normal!
00:41:38What do you want?
00:41:39You need a nap?
00:41:42I'm hungry.
00:41:58The magic box provides...
00:42:02This is a challenge I can get behind!
00:42:05Hell yeah!
00:42:09But from your tits, not from the carton!
00:42:12Could you smell my taco?
00:42:15With all your sour cream?
00:42:18I want to butter all your flapjacks and put them in my belly!
00:42:21Scrapple all the eggs!
00:42:22They're so fishy!
00:42:23They're so smelly!
00:42:24Put my peanuts all up in your belly!
00:42:27That kinda sounds like fun!
00:42:29Just a tasting!
00:42:31I wanna eat it, eat it up!
00:42:32I'm like a baby!
00:42:33I'll drink it from my sippy cup!
00:42:35I wanna eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it up!
00:42:38Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it up!
00:42:40I want a strawberry sippy!
00:42:42Eat it, drink it, put it in my mouth!
00:42:44The soup is much and counting!
00:42:45What do you know what I'm talking about?
00:42:48This is the most beautiful thing!
00:42:50See?
00:42:52I don't even know where to start!
00:42:54Eh!
00:42:55No!
00:42:55It's not ready yet!
00:43:02It's Brie!
00:43:06It's Brie!
00:43:09It's Brie!
00:43:09It's Brie!
00:43:09Oh!
00:43:14No!
00:43:15What?
00:43:15You can't have that!
00:43:17Oh!
00:43:17Cause you are pregnant!
00:43:19No soft cheeses!
00:43:21Oh!
00:43:22Yeah!
00:43:24Mmm!
00:43:25Mmm!
00:43:25Mmm!
00:43:25Oh my god!
00:43:26The baby is okay!
00:43:28But what about the podcast?
00:43:29Forget all that!
00:43:30Listen to your body, huh?
00:43:32Yeah!
00:43:34Enjoy the moment!
00:43:40Mmm!
00:43:42Mmm!
00:43:44You feeling it?
00:43:45I feel it!
00:43:47Are you fearing it?
00:43:48I feel it!
00:43:50I feel it!
00:44:18I feel it!
00:44:20I feel it!
00:44:21I feel it!
00:44:24Let's go back!
00:44:26Oh!
00:44:27Your body's crazy!
00:44:29Ah!
00:44:30Feels good to move!
00:44:35Hey!
00:44:36Don't you think you should slow down on that a little bit?
00:44:38Mmm!
00:44:40I'm enjoying the moment!
00:44:43And...
00:44:44Oh!
00:44:45What?
00:44:48I don't know my...
00:44:50Oh!
00:44:51Ow!
00:44:52Ow!
00:44:52Ow!
00:44:53Ow!
00:44:54Ow!
00:44:56What is it?
00:44:56Ow!
00:44:57My belly hurts!
00:44:58Ow!
00:44:59It hurts really bad!
00:45:00Ow!
00:45:03The brie!
00:45:05I told you not to eat the brie!
00:45:07Oh Lily!
00:45:07I'm sorry!
00:45:08Now you are going to die!
00:45:10I'm going to die!
00:45:11Maybe!
00:45:11I don't know!
00:45:12Oh!
00:45:12Fix it Lily!
00:45:13Please fix it!
00:45:14Fix it!
00:45:15Oh!
00:45:16Ow!
00:45:17The books!
00:45:18The books!
00:45:18The books!
00:45:20The books!
00:45:23So in summary, remember not to eat any licorice, chocolate or soft cheeses.
00:45:28Oh no!
00:45:28Especially brie!
00:45:29Mr. Brie is one of those things that you can consume while pregnant.
00:45:34Soft cheeses!
00:45:35It'll be okay!
00:45:36Okay!
00:45:37It'll be okay!
00:45:37I was going to go to Vegas, you know!
00:45:40Soft cheeses!
00:45:41I got it!
00:45:41I got it!
00:45:43I got it!
00:45:43Eating soft cheese while being pregnant may produce...
00:45:58Gas!
00:46:06I feel better!
00:46:15No!
00:46:16No more of this!
00:46:18Hey!
00:46:20Lily, it's just gas!
00:46:21It's not a big deal!
00:46:23It is not just gas!
00:46:23What?
00:46:28Oh!
00:46:31Oh!
00:46:33Oh!
00:46:34Sorry baby Philippe!
00:46:35You've got to be careful for a baby!
00:46:37Oh Lily, being pregnant is the worst!
00:46:40It doesn't have to be!
00:46:42No!
00:46:43When all of the things that feels good could possibly kill your baby, how are you supposed to enjoy the
00:46:47moment?
00:46:49Let me show you how.
00:46:51Up up!
00:46:52Up up!
00:46:53Up up!
00:46:53Up up!
00:46:54Up up!
00:46:54Oh!
00:46:55Off we go!
00:46:56Oh!
00:46:57Jesus!
00:47:04Oh!
00:47:16Ah!
00:47:18Ah!
00:47:18Ah!
00:47:18Dink!
00:47:19Dink!
00:47:20Dink!
00:47:21Mmm!
00:47:25See?
00:47:26That wasn't so bad!
00:47:27It's all bad. This is amazing.
00:47:30And no gassy side effects.
00:47:32No terrifying side effects.
00:47:34Right?
00:47:40Hey, Lily.
00:47:44Will you bury me?
00:47:47What?
00:47:50These strawberries.
00:47:52Oh.
00:47:54Yes.
00:47:56Only if you care at me.
00:47:58Of course.
00:48:02Oh, it's very nice.
00:48:06Hey.
00:48:07Be nice.
00:48:09You'll be nice.
00:48:10It was nice.
00:48:12Again.
00:48:15Wait.
00:48:17To parenthood.
00:48:19To parenthood?
00:48:23No.
00:48:24No.
00:48:24No, I want that one.
00:48:29More.
00:48:36Yeah.
00:48:39You have a little something.
00:48:41Hmm?
00:48:42Something on there.
00:48:44What?
00:48:45Here?
00:48:47No.
00:48:47What?
00:48:48Here.
00:48:53Hmm.
00:49:00Whoa.
00:49:04This is weird.
00:49:05This is so weird.
00:49:07Hmm.
00:49:09It's kind of hot.
00:49:10Very hot.
00:49:11Is this really happening?
00:49:13Yeah.
00:49:15I am so excited.
00:49:18To be honest, since I became you, I have been waiting to fuck me.
00:49:26Yes.
00:49:27Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:49:31I don't think I'm ready to bang me yet.
00:49:37Oh.
00:49:38Ah.
00:49:41Okay.
00:49:42What I do when this happens to me, something that works every time.
00:49:48This is working.
00:49:50Is that I breathe.
00:49:54I am.
00:49:55And then I like to look.
00:49:58At your boobies.
00:50:02Yeah, that's not really working for me.
00:50:05It's like my body has a mind of its own.
00:50:08Yes.
00:50:08Exactly.
00:50:09I can fuck me now.
00:50:10No, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:50:17I don't like the way I look.
00:50:21What?
00:50:25I'm big.
00:50:27Yes.
00:50:27I mean, I'm massive, like a house.
00:50:31And look at my chins.
00:50:33Just look at me.
00:50:40I am looking.
00:50:45You look at you.
00:50:48Lily, you are voluptuous.
00:50:53Bodacious.
00:50:54You are of life.
00:50:57You are the embodiment of the divine feminine.
00:51:05Keep talking.
00:51:06You are creating life in this moment, right now between us.
00:51:12Tell me.
00:51:13What could be more beautiful than that?
00:51:17Nothing.
00:51:20You are incredible.
00:51:23And your tits are perfection.
00:51:26Shhh.
00:51:27Shut up.
00:51:28Oh.
00:51:28What?
00:51:29Okay.
00:51:31You ready?
00:51:33Okay.
00:51:33Okay.
00:51:35Whoa!
00:51:38I need...
00:51:42Is that good for you?
00:51:46For a little while.
00:51:54Welcome to being a woman.
00:51:56Ah.
00:51:58Ah.
00:51:59Wow.
00:52:01That was intense.
00:52:03Yeah.
00:52:04I think the mushrooms were off.
00:52:07I think I am the first man on earth to be penetrated.
00:52:13By myself.
00:52:16How cool.
00:52:18You are a strange man, Philippe.
00:52:26Huh.
00:52:42Huh.
00:52:44I think I know what we should call her son.
00:52:48Baby Philippe.
00:52:49No.
00:52:50Baby Milo.
00:52:52It means everything's gonna be okay.
00:52:55Hm.
00:52:58Oh.
00:52:59He kicked it.
00:53:00He kicked.
00:53:02He liked it.
00:53:04Then I like it.
00:53:07It's from a body swap movie.
00:53:10So it seems appropriate.
00:53:13Hm.
00:53:15Speaking of body swap.
00:53:17Hm.
00:53:18How do you know so much about body swap movies?
00:53:22Hm.
00:53:23I watched them all the time when I was a kid.
00:53:26Because of my mom.
00:53:28Your mama liked the body swap films too.
00:53:32No.
00:53:34She was too busy to watch anything.
00:53:38I don't understand.
00:53:41So then why do you like the body swap movies?
00:53:47I hated my life.
00:53:49I wanted to be somebody else.
00:53:51So I put all my energy into making sure that I would never become like my mom.
00:53:58Always trying to put out fires.
00:54:00Controlling a catastrophe she created.
00:54:03Never planning for anything.
00:54:05She ended up living her life like nothing mattered.
00:54:09And so...
00:54:11Nothing mattered.
00:54:14I don't want that kind of chaos for our son.
00:54:21I understand.
00:54:28I understand.
00:54:30We did it!
00:54:32We did it!
00:54:33Excellent!
00:54:34We did it!
00:54:37It's done!
00:54:40You ready?
00:54:42I'm ready.
00:54:55Congratulations.
00:55:00Congratulations.
00:55:00Congratulations?
00:55:03Wait.
00:55:04Wait, wait, wait.
00:55:05We did everything that we were supposed to do.
00:55:08I don't...
00:55:08This was supposed to work!
00:55:16What else do you think we need to do?
00:55:17I don't know.
00:55:18Lily, you are the expert at these things.
00:55:20What do you think it is?
00:55:21I just watched a bunch of dumb movies as a kid.
00:55:24I've never actually done this before, Philippe.
00:55:27Wait, wait, wait.
00:55:28I have an idea.
00:55:30Let me just try something, okay?
00:55:35What are you doing?
00:55:36Shy, I'm communicating...
00:55:40telepathetically.
00:55:41What? Give me that.
00:55:43Hey!
00:55:43No!
00:55:44Let me see if we're missing something.
00:55:46You clearly do not know what you're doing, okay?
00:55:48I learned this from the monks when I spent a year with them in the mountains.
00:55:52I have had enough of your stupid stories, Philippe.
00:55:55I just want my body back, okay?
00:55:58Give this to me!
00:55:59Let me try!
00:56:00Stop acting like a child!
00:56:02Stop acting like you know everything!
00:56:05Just...
00:56:05Give it to me!
00:56:06No!
00:56:06Give it to me!
00:56:06No!
00:56:07Give me that!
00:56:08No!
00:56:15Look what you did!
00:56:30Baby, it's over now!
00:56:47Oh no!
00:56:48What?
00:56:49No, no, no, no!
00:56:49No, no, no, no, no!
00:56:52Oh my god!
00:56:55Oh, no!
00:56:56Philippe!
00:56:56Oh, ha!
00:56:57Ha!
00:56:58I'm Lily again!
00:56:59Oh my god!
00:57:02Baby!
00:57:03Oh, it's never felt so good to be pregnant!
00:57:06Hi, honey!
00:57:07Oh my God!
00:57:08Oh my God! Philippe, it worked!
00:57:11Philippe!
00:57:12Hey!
00:57:15Philippe!
00:57:17Wake up!
00:57:23Philippe?
00:57:36Oh!
00:57:38Where am I?
00:57:40Lily?
00:57:41Is that you?
00:57:43I can hear you!
00:57:44Oh my God!
00:57:47Oh, oh!
00:57:49No!
00:57:51No!
00:57:53Mommy's gonna fix this, okay?
00:57:58Mommy's got this!
00:58:00So nice to meet you!
00:58:01But not yet, okay?
00:58:03Mother instincts!
00:58:04Mother instincts!
00:58:04It's okay!
00:58:05What do I do?
00:58:05What do I do?
00:58:06What do I do?
00:58:06What do I do?
00:58:07What do I do?
00:58:07What do I do?
00:58:07It is so comfortable in here.
00:58:13This reminds me of the isolation chambers in Venezuela.
00:58:16No!
00:58:17Oh my God!
00:58:18No, no, no!
00:58:19No, no, no!
00:58:21Oh!
00:58:24Oh!
00:58:37Oh, I am so tired of this.
00:58:42Baby Milo.
00:58:44I have to, Baby Milo.
00:58:46Oh, shit.
00:58:47I'm Philippe again.
00:58:48I think I was in the womb.
00:58:54That was amazing.
00:58:55It's like a million, billion hugs.
00:58:58It feels so good.
00:58:59I can't wait to go.
00:58:59Oh, my God.
00:59:01What?
00:59:01What did you do?
00:59:04You switched with Baby Milo, and I got to meet our son.
00:59:09But then he started, like, struggling, and he was thrashing around, and I'd...
00:59:12You hurt the Baby Milo?
00:59:15What?
00:59:16No.
00:59:17No, I would never hurt our son.
00:59:19He was here for 30 seconds.
00:59:20You could not keep him safe?
00:59:22This is your fault.
00:59:26This is my fault?
00:59:28Yes.
00:59:29This is my fault?
00:59:32Oh, did you?
00:59:34My fault?
00:59:35My fault.
00:59:41Oh, no, no.
00:59:48Oh, my God.
00:59:50You broke the box.
00:59:52And now everything is broken.
00:59:59Look around.
01:00:02No, I did not break the box.
01:00:05And if everything is broken, maybe it's because the one challenge you had to do was to protect
01:00:09our baby for 30 seconds, and you failed.
01:00:12Well, at least I'm making an effort.
01:00:15All you seem to care about is goats and swords and running around naked with your dick flopping
01:00:22around.
01:00:24All I'm trying to do is give our son a good life.
01:00:29And your contribution has been taking drugs and eating.
01:00:35Oh, oh, yes.
01:00:37Yeah, fucking yourself.
01:00:39Real gratefully.
01:00:41What a great father that is.
01:00:42You want me to, what, be a planner and a miserable person just like you?
01:00:48Oh, my God.
01:00:51I just wish your dumb dick wouldn't have broken that condom.
01:00:59What, are you saying that you don't want to have baby Milo?
01:01:01No.
01:01:03What I'm saying is I don't want to have baby Milo with you.
01:01:14Oh.
01:01:18I see.
01:01:19Uh.
01:01:24I'll fix this.
01:01:27I just must have missed something in these riddles.
01:01:29I'll fix it like I fix everything else.
01:01:31Maybe I can help.
01:01:32No.
01:01:45I'm going to take the magic box and I'm going to try to fix it.
01:01:50Whatever.
01:02:15Oh, God would know what to do.
01:02:28I can fix this.
01:02:39I should have watched the original Freaky Friday.
01:02:42God damn you, Lindsay Lohan.
01:02:55I messed it all up.
01:03:00Oh, my God.
01:03:00Philippe was right.
01:03:11Oh, my God.
01:03:13Who are you?
01:03:15What?
01:03:16Who are you?
01:03:18Stay away from me.
01:03:22look this is just some kind of misunderstanding oh yeah you need to get out of my cabin
01:03:29i rented this cabin and you just showed up here in front of me you appeared in front of me
01:03:36just put the sharpie down let's just sit down and you and i can figure this out together okay
01:03:58something's wrong
01:04:09oh no no no no oh i cannot do this alone
01:04:17oh lily i'll stay in there lily help then the car started teleporting and this guy was moving
01:04:27because i i took mushrooms but i never usually take drugs and and then and then he turned to a
01:04:32baby
01:04:33and then he disappeared philip is gone i missed everything yeah it's my dad's name he's a pretty
01:04:44goofy guy how can you be so calm the world is upside down and now you got a crazy lady
01:04:54sobbing in your
01:04:55lap place can be kind of weird but i also find that it can give you what you need
01:05:06and my parents always taught me no matter how crazy things are around you it's all gonna be okay
01:05:16and that's what my name means
01:05:26milo
01:05:30how do you know that
01:05:35okay
01:05:39what would lily do
01:05:45she would talk to you okay hello baby milo um this is your uh papa speaking can you hear me
01:06:00um i'm going to tell you something that uh that i've never told anyone before
01:06:07i uh i'm scared and uh i i don't i don't know how to be a father because i don't
01:06:21really know what i'm doing
01:06:28what's your uh mother's name
01:06:35her name was lily
01:06:39that's a really nice smile
01:06:42seems like you love your mother
01:06:44yeah she was she was the best mom i could have had
01:06:52that's awesome
01:06:57well milo
01:06:59i'm really scared that i'm not ready to be a mother
01:07:03and i'm afraid i'm gonna mess up our son
01:07:06because all i ever try to do is figure out what to do and
01:07:10i still don't know what i'm doing ever
01:07:13nobody knows what they're doing
01:07:15and nobody's ever ready to be a parent
01:07:18god knows i wasn't
01:07:21you have kids
01:07:22oh yeah
01:07:23i'm a grandma
01:07:27kids are smart
01:07:28i mean they figure things out
01:07:30like my mom was a mess
01:07:34she was she was so controlling and she tried to plan everything
01:07:39and my my dad used to tell her that she was the killer of fun
01:07:44hey
01:07:46yeah
01:07:47i mean like hey it's a keep going it's a great story
01:07:51what what i was gonna say is i took all the good parts from her
01:07:55and would see where she would go too far with things and use them to check myself
01:08:02and i could see how i could keep myself from spinning out of control
01:08:08and for some reason women pay me to have sex with them
01:08:13beautiful women can you believe that
01:08:17wow just like that i became a father
01:08:22i think that that is more exciting than getting paid by beautiful women to have sex with them
01:08:32no no no it's not
01:08:34but uh you will be the second most exciting thing that has ever happened to me
01:08:40oh
01:08:42oh it's coming back
01:08:43okay and my dad
01:08:48my dad was crazy
01:08:51he would always talk about the goats
01:08:54and he would take us on these crazy adventures
01:08:56and get us into all kinds of crazy situations
01:09:00and my mom would yell at him and say that he was trying to get us killed
01:09:05but
01:09:06it all worked out
01:09:08and
01:09:09he would bounce back
01:09:13why did you come to this crazy place
01:09:21to reconnect with my parents
01:09:28they've both passed away and i miss them a lot
01:09:33i'm sorry
01:09:35it's okay i mean
01:09:36they had an amazing life
01:09:39and my mom gave me stability
01:09:41and my dad
01:09:43taught me how to live with adventure
01:09:46and more than anything they just
01:09:48they gave me a lot of love
01:09:54i miss my mom's hugs
01:09:57she gave the best hugs
01:10:01oh honey
01:10:03come here
01:10:09i love you so much
01:10:14sorry what
01:10:30i love you so much
01:10:45i love you so much
01:10:45i love you so much
01:10:48I'm back! Where the fuck am I? Oh! Oh, this is happening! Okay, oh!
01:11:00Oh, Philip! We're in my back in the cabin! Oh, we have switched! Yes! Oh, and I'm fixed! Lily! Lily!
01:11:20Lily! I'm so not prepared for this! I'm so not prepared for this! Lily, here I come!
01:11:27This is fucking crazy. This is really dangerous. This is not part of the plan. But maybe my Lucette that
01:11:38he smiles when he thinks of me. Okay, I can do this. I can do this. I am so fucking
01:11:47prepared!
01:11:49I'm so not prepared for this! I'm so not prepared for this! I'm so not prepared for this!
01:11:54Well, Philip, we're prepared for this! How can you say this? Because I am the divine feminine motherfucker, and I'm
01:12:01about to give birth on this beach, and we are gonna be great fucking parents!
01:12:06Parents! We are? You are saying that you are okay with me being the father again?
01:12:14I weirdly... wouldn't have it any other way. Neither could I.
01:12:27You know what? It's not as bad as I thought it would be! Good! Good!
01:12:32Oh, God! No! Something is wrong! Something is really wrong! Okay, I will check! I will check! Okay!
01:12:42Uh-oh! Uh-oh! What? Uh-oh! What? Uh-oh! What? Uh-oh! The baby is facing the wrong direction!
01:12:47The baby's reached! Yes!
01:12:49Philip, that's really bad! I think I know what to do! You do?
01:12:52Yes, I know what to do! Okay!
01:12:54Baby Milo! You need to turn around! That's not gonna work! Philip! He's gonna get stuck on the umbilical cord!
01:13:02Yes! Be careful not to get caught on the umbilical cord!
01:13:06Stop yelling into my vagina! That's not helping!
01:13:09I am so sorry, Lily! I am so not prepared for this! I'm just an idiot!
01:13:14Hey! You are not an idiot! Mostly! Okay? And you are prepared for this! Because nature has been doing this
01:13:24for a million years!
01:13:26And you are the one that taught me that we are one with nature! So? We're fine! We can do
01:13:33this!
01:13:37I can do this! Thank you for this great speech!
01:13:43I'm gonna calm my body down! I'm gonna need you to be my doctor!
01:13:48I love playing doctor!
01:13:49Put your hands on my belly! Okay!
01:13:52And you're gonna turn the baby! And my body's gonna do the rest!
01:13:56I can do this!
01:13:58Okay! Okay!
01:13:59Ready?
01:14:01Nice!
01:14:01I make it work for you!
01:14:03Ready? Go!
01:14:04Fuck!
01:14:07Ow! Fuck!
01:14:08No! Do not distress! Just keep listening to your body!
01:14:11Listen to my body! Okay! This whole weekend was not part of the plan!
01:14:16But it was fine! Sort of!
01:14:18Yes! It was great! We ate! And we danced! And we made love!
01:14:22Okay! Okay!
01:14:25Okay!
01:14:25Ow!
01:14:28He's fixed!
01:14:32What?!
01:14:32Yes!
01:14:33You fixed it, Philippe?!
01:14:35Oui! Yes! I remembered I have actually done this before!
01:14:39You've turned breached babies before?!
01:14:41Yes! I have helped deliver many baby goats! It's actually very, very common!
01:14:48Are you fucking telling me that the goats actually prepared you for this birth?!
01:14:55Oui!
01:14:57That's insane!
01:14:58Yes!
01:14:58That's fucking...
01:14:59Whoa!
01:15:00My God!
01:15:02Oh! Oh!
01:15:03My body!
01:15:03It wants me to push!
01:15:05Then push!
01:15:05Okay! You have to catch baby one!
01:15:07Okay! I will catch baby Milo!
01:15:08Okay! Ready!
01:15:09Oh!
01:15:15Oh!
01:15:16Oh!
01:15:20Oh!
01:15:21Oh!
01:15:23Oh!
01:15:24Oh!
01:15:24Oh!
01:15:24Oh!
01:15:25Oh!
01:15:25Oh!
01:15:26I was wrong!
01:15:27This is the most exciting I will ever be!
01:15:31Oh!
01:15:31Oh!
01:15:32Oh!
01:15:33Oh!
01:15:34Oh!
01:15:34Oh!
01:15:35Oh!
01:15:36Oh my God!
01:15:37Oh shit! We did it! Why?
01:15:42We are a team!
01:15:43We are a team!
01:15:50What?
01:15:52Look, the goat came.
01:15:57Hello goat!
01:15:58This is fucking crazy!
01:15:59Look! I have a son!
01:16:02Are you fucking kidding me?
01:16:05No!
01:16:22Okay, um, line.
01:16:31Shit! What is my line?
01:16:33My dick socks wet and there's my real dick.
01:16:36Full hand! Full hand and maybe a little touch your butt! I like that!
01:16:42Your dick is your cocaine!
01:16:45Action!
01:16:46Yeah, that's not really good for me.
01:16:49Penis?
01:16:49I apply the bone.
01:16:51I need to start from standing out.
01:16:53Okay, my body wants to push.
01:16:54Okay.
01:16:55I'm gonna sit up into the frame a little bit, okay?
01:16:57Okay.
01:16:57Yes, the deep people follow you.
01:16:58Okay, good.
01:16:59He's very cool.
01:17:02Yeah.
01:17:05I have a thick head.
01:17:06Head.
01:17:15And then the car's...
01:17:17Stop, can we go again?
01:17:19I forgot my line.
01:17:20Yeah.
01:17:24What?
01:17:25Philippe?
01:17:26Oh, Lily?
01:17:27What?
01:17:28Oh, Lily?
01:17:31Lily?
01:17:33What?
01:17:33No.
01:17:34Wait.
01:17:41Shut the fuck up!
01:17:46The congenre broke.
01:17:48Very brazen, you're still.
01:17:52Okay, shut the fuck up, both of you.
01:17:56I can't undo my face.
01:18:05Bebe!
01:18:12I want to drink some milk, but from your tits, not from the carton.
01:18:18Could you stop my top five, water and sour cream?
01:18:23I want to butter all your flapjacks and put them in my belly.
01:18:27What?
01:18:28These mushrooms are massive!
01:18:33That kind of sounds like...
01:18:34Bye!
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