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00:27:43No, I don't think that makes you a slut.
00:27:45I mean, sometimes a bathroom stall is all you can find.
00:27:55It's Adrienne. Tony's been messing around with her behind my back, and she is most certainly pregnant.
00:28:00Wow, and she's screwed around with Neumar, too.
00:28:03What a slut.
00:28:04She wants to tell me, but he threatened her if she did.
00:28:06You need to confront her.
00:28:08Let's go.
00:28:28So it is like clockwork. Every Tuesday and Thursday, this truck picks up between one and two million pounds.
00:28:33Uh, put it on pause for a second there, Chief. I have to go to the bathroom. I'll be right
00:28:38back.
00:28:41Where is she?
00:28:42Who?
00:28:43Well, Claire.
00:28:46Um, oh, she went outside.
00:29:01Why are you moron like I don't have my keys?
00:29:07Oh, shit, I don't have my keys.
00:29:09Mother, open the door.
00:29:17Hi!
00:29:18Find her?
00:29:19No.
00:29:20Are you sure she went downstairs?
00:29:21Yeah.
00:29:23Is someone out there?
00:29:24What?
00:29:25No.
00:29:26Why?
00:29:27Oh.
00:29:32Adrian!
00:29:33Newmar!
00:29:33Hey!
00:29:34Can you excuse me for one minute?
00:29:39Newmar!
00:29:40Have you seen Adrian?
00:29:41Uh, well, shh.
00:29:42Never mind.
00:29:44What the hell?
00:29:46Huh.
00:29:47Well, I'm glad to see I'm not the only one you're hiding from.
00:29:50I'm not hiding from you.
00:29:55I'll be okay.
00:29:58Another kiss, another day.
00:30:00You left me standing like a stranger without a face.
00:30:04I think I lost control of you.
00:30:12Hey!
00:30:15Hey, somebody!
00:30:16Open the door!
00:30:22Well, if you're not hiding from me, then...
00:30:25Well, that's great, because...
00:30:26What?
00:30:28Because I bought us a big sausage.
00:30:30And it's French.
00:30:32You are a French descent, right?
00:30:35Look.
00:30:36Umar.
00:30:37About last night.
00:30:38Yeah.
00:30:39I was kind of drunk.
00:30:43Yeah!
00:30:44I was really drunk.
00:30:49Yeah!
00:30:50I like somebody else.
00:30:52Is it me?
00:30:53No, of course it isn't you.
00:30:55It's somebody else.
00:30:56Somebody is not in this room and is not you.
00:31:00Oh.
00:31:02I see.
00:31:05You don't like me.
00:31:08It's because I'm weird and I'm boring and I'm unattractive and I have really bad hair, isn't it?
00:31:13No, no, no.
00:31:14It's because of something else.
00:31:15So you mean there's more?
00:31:20Newmar, someday you're gonna find a girl that really likes you.
00:31:24It just won't be me.
00:31:26I'm sorry.
00:31:27I'm just glad we could finally get this out the opening.
00:31:32Okay.
00:31:33Well, let me just show you the sausage because it's really nice.
00:31:37Newmar!
00:31:38I don't want to share anything with you, okay?
00:31:42Just leave me alone.
00:31:45Please.
00:31:50This shirt.
00:31:54Hey!
00:31:54Adrian!
00:31:56Um, wait, wait, wait.
00:32:17Dill, what's wrong?
00:32:19Just kind of bummed out, that's all.
00:32:21Hey.
00:32:23You want to eat my sausage?
00:32:25Excuse me?
00:32:26I bought some really expensive French sausage for Adrian and I, but I don't think she wants any.
00:32:33She doesn't like me.
00:32:34It's French sausage?
00:32:36Wayne's for an exchange student, Dominique.
00:32:38She's from France.
00:32:39And she has nothing to do until Wayne gets back from work.
00:32:42Why don't you go see if she wants to eat it with you?
00:32:43She's so hot.
00:32:46Yeah.
00:32:47Yeah.
00:32:57Oh, hi.
00:32:58Um, are you Dominique?
00:33:02It's about time.
00:33:03What's been keeping you?
00:33:04I don't know.
00:33:06I didn't think it took me that long to walk down here, but did Foosball call you?
00:33:11Foosball?
00:33:12I don't know.
00:33:14Look, I gotta go soon, so can we get this going?
00:33:17Yeah, sure.
00:33:18Where do you want to do it?
00:33:19Oh, uh, well, I was thinking the kitchen, but here's fine with me.
00:33:24Why don't you sit here?
00:33:26Okay.
00:33:30Um, oh, so did Foosball tell you about my sausage?
00:33:37You gotta help me find her. Something's gone wrong.
00:33:40Find her yourself. She's your hooker. I never wanted her.
00:33:44Fine, you ungrateful bastard. I will find her.
00:33:47But this time around, you don't get to have sex with her because she's mine now.
00:33:53Come on.
00:33:56Booker, I'm so happy you didn't make love to that call girl.
00:34:00I'm saving my special gift for you, Rachel. You know that.
00:34:04Oh, Booker.
00:34:16All right.
00:34:17I'll see you.
00:34:18Hey.
00:34:21What do I want to do?
00:34:22What do I want to do?
00:34:24Let's see if God is going at this place.
00:34:24I want to offer you a little more ...
00:34:37Let's go.
00:34:42No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:34:46No.
00:34:47That's no.
00:34:48Yeah.
00:34:50Yeah.
00:34:55There you are. Quick, come here. I've got to talk to you.
00:34:59What is it?
00:35:00Remember the package I got?
00:35:03Don't worry about him.
00:35:04I think that's Wang's foreign exchange student.
00:35:07He doesn't speak a word of English.
00:35:09Well, the package wasn't for me. It was for some girl named Brittany.
00:35:12Brittany? Brittany Spears?
00:35:14No.
00:35:15They must have put the package up in the wrong mailbox or something.
00:35:17There was a person in it with a phone number.
00:35:19So I tried to return the purse to some weird guy named Lorenzo
00:35:22who's like a drug dealer or a con artist,
00:35:23and he's upstairs in my room right now.
00:35:25What?
00:35:25And there's a bunch of money hidden in the bag.
00:35:28How much money are we talking about?
00:35:30There must be like $30,000.
00:35:35Bad.
00:35:36The bad, you know, it's sour.
00:35:39Oh, hey, did Newmar find you okay?
00:35:41I really need to talk to you. I think there's been some kind of mistake.
00:35:44What do you mean?
00:35:44Who's ball? Have you seen Adrian?
00:35:46No.
00:35:46You! That's the prostitute that Stiles got.
00:35:49Oh, Stiles McPhee, that was me.
00:35:50Who is this?
00:35:51This is Wang's foreign exchange student.
00:35:53She's from France.
00:35:54You know what we should do?
00:35:55We should call the police.
00:35:56Prostitution is very illegal.
00:35:58They would arrest her and Stiles.
00:36:00So you're from France?
00:36:02Uh, oui, oui.
00:36:05There's this guy here.
00:36:07Cliff, I think is his name.
00:36:08He's French and doesn't speak a word of English.
00:36:10We should introduce you to.
00:36:11Uh, maybe.
00:36:13Well, I...
00:36:14Now, we need to do something about that.
00:36:16Hold on.
00:36:17If you don't see me in 10 minutes, call me in my room.
00:36:19And if I say,
00:36:21no, I can't make it to the party,
00:36:22then I need you to help me get rid of him.
00:36:24Okay.
00:36:24Okay.
00:36:34What the hell?
00:36:35Need wine?
00:36:37What the fuck?
00:36:38And don't speak no English.
00:36:40French.
00:36:40Oh, on se merci enfin,
00:36:42quelqu'un qui parle français.
00:36:43Écoutez, y'a des gens ici,
00:36:44ils essaient de matâter
00:36:45et je sais pas pourquoi ils sont vraiment...
00:36:46Si, si, si, si.
00:36:47Non, non, non, j'ai besoin de vous mettre
00:36:48et trouver wine.
00:36:52Non, non, non.
00:36:53Yeah, yeah, c'est que...
00:36:55Mix?
00:36:55Non, wine.
00:36:56C'est bon.
00:36:57C'est bon.
00:36:57C'est bon.
00:36:58C'est bon.
00:37:00Uh, hi, Claire.
00:37:02Remember, no, I can't make it to the party.
00:37:03Okay.
00:37:04You and I need to talk.
00:37:06I know.
00:37:06We'll leave you two alone.
00:37:09Let's talk in here.
00:37:10Okay.
00:37:11I'm not sure where he is.
00:37:13No problem.
00:37:15What?
00:37:15There he is!
00:37:16Cliff!
00:37:18I found you a friend.
00:37:21Have anything you'd like to confess?
00:37:24You found out what I did.
00:37:26Oh, this is gonna be good.
00:37:28Look, I want you to know
00:37:28I am really sorry.
00:37:30You're sorry?
00:37:31I hope you know
00:37:31this is not something
00:37:32you can just apologize for.
00:37:34You can't take this back.
00:37:35Whoa.
00:37:36Are you really this mad?
00:37:37Shouldn't I be?
00:37:38Okay, I realized
00:37:39it was kind of uncool of me
00:37:40but it's not that big of a deal.
00:37:42Are you kidding?
00:37:43Okay, okay.
00:37:43I shouldn't borrow things
00:37:44without asking
00:37:45but I really needed it
00:37:46and I thought you'd say no
00:37:47and I only wanted it
00:37:48for one night.
00:37:49You called that borrowing?
00:37:50And of course I'd say no.
00:37:52I don't care how bad
00:37:53you needed it, you slut.
00:37:54Excuse me?
00:37:55Who are you calling a slut?
00:37:56Oh, um, you slut.
00:37:59Look at you.
00:38:00You want everybody
00:38:00to know about it
00:38:01with Tony's shirt on.
00:38:03Okay, okay.
00:38:03I didn't ask to borrow this either
00:38:04but Newmar spelled something
00:38:06on my shirt
00:38:06and this one guy
00:38:07was like staring at my boobs
00:38:08in the laundry room
00:38:08and it was just...
00:38:09How many guys do you have
00:38:10on the side, huh, tramp?
00:38:11Okay.
00:38:13I don't care what the hell I did.
00:38:15If you call me a slut
00:38:16or a tramp one more time
00:38:18I'm going to slap you
00:38:19upside the head, bitch.
00:38:21Oh, fuck.
00:38:32Ooh.
00:38:34Oh!
00:38:35Oh!
00:38:36Oh!
00:38:38Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:38:40Come on, you two.
00:38:43Don't be shy.
00:38:47Bonjour, huh?
00:38:49Bonjour.
00:38:52Et m'enagez-toi, Eva?
00:38:54Mon dieu.
00:38:56Uh, pas sur l'is, sans fonceau.
00:38:59Oh, yeah, oui, okay.
00:39:01Uh, come et...
00:39:03Non, non, non.
00:39:05Mon dieu!
00:39:07Okay.
00:39:08Gerard Depardieu.
00:39:09Oh, pan dieu, pan dieu, pan dieu.
00:39:12Oh, I'll leave you too alone.
00:39:15Life out.
00:39:19Where the hell is everyone?
00:39:23You don't speak any English, do you?
00:39:25Oh, no, no, hardly we do.
00:39:29Okay.
00:39:36Hello?
00:39:37Hello.
00:39:37Yeah.
00:39:38Lona, it's me, Dominique.
00:39:39What's up?
00:39:40Oh, God, I'm in a fix.
00:39:41What happened?
00:39:42I've been confused with a foreign exchange student.
00:39:45What?
00:39:45They think I'm French, and they've got me in this room with this weird French prick.
00:39:48How did that happen?
00:39:49They think the real foreign exchange student is the working girl instead of me.
00:39:53What, did your guy pay you?
00:39:54No, I never got the money.
00:39:56I never found the guy who ordered me.
00:39:58Well, where's Tatum?
00:40:00What the...
00:40:01Excuse me?
00:40:07Let's get everything out in the open, all right?
00:40:09You're not French, and I speak American just fine, right?
00:40:13So perfect.
00:40:14You're like a pro, right?
00:40:16Like a hooker.
00:40:18No, I...
00:40:20Just let me leave, Metal Man.
00:40:21I don't know what you're after, but I don't do freebies.
00:40:24What if I had a proposition to make?
00:40:26How much you got?
00:40:27No, no, a different kind of proposition, like a partnership.
00:40:32What if I said I knew where we could get $30,000?
00:40:36Okay.
00:40:38Ooh.
00:40:42Thanks.
00:40:44So, I guess I'm going to go back to my room and finish getting ready.
00:40:48Oh, wait.
00:40:49First of all...
00:40:49Yeah.
00:40:51Um...
00:40:54Uh...
00:40:55Nothing.
00:40:56Never mind.
00:41:01Oh, I suck.
00:41:05So, if there's a sack of money in this house, and you already know who has it...
00:41:09Then why do you need a partner?
00:41:10Why not just keep it for yourself?
00:41:11Right.
00:41:11I don't need a partner.
00:41:13What the hell was I thinking?
00:41:16Psych!
00:41:19No, no, no.
00:41:20Seriously.
00:41:20Um, the plan I have, you know, it needs two people.
00:41:23One of them should be a pretty girl.
00:41:25And two, my friend lives here.
00:41:27Puts me in a weird place, right?
00:41:29But you, nobody knows who you are.
00:41:32So, what's the plan?
00:41:33Well, first, we've got to write a note to this girl named Jerry.
00:41:37That's it.
00:41:38I'm too checking to tell Foosball that I like him to his face.
00:41:41I'll just write him a love letter.
00:41:44Why didn't I think of it before?
00:41:46I'll write Adrienne a romantic poem.
00:41:50Yeah!
00:41:51I will not be happy until we can be together.
00:41:54Yours truly, Adrienne.
00:41:57What do you guys think?
00:41:59It's missing something, right?
00:42:01Oh, perfume.
00:42:02Damn, good idea, Oliver.
00:42:03Where's that sample?
00:42:06Oh.
00:42:12Claire's tag!
00:42:13Let's look at her off my back!
00:42:28And like a rose in the sun, so are you.
00:42:34Oh, that's good stuff.
00:42:36This is him.
00:42:40Hey.
00:42:42Hey!
00:42:44What you got behind your back?
00:42:45My back?
00:42:46Oh, um...
00:42:48Nothing.
00:42:51Okay.
00:42:52What are you doing?
00:42:54Going to the bathroom.
00:42:56All right.
00:43:04Love.
00:43:06No more.
00:43:10Oh.
00:43:18Hey.
00:43:19Thank God.
00:43:21Hey.
00:43:21So I'll go downstairs, and I'll call her from that phone.
00:43:23Then you go upstairs and get that goon out of the room.
00:43:26Also, remember to leave the note so she can see it.
00:43:29All right, here's what the note says.
00:43:31I know everything, decided to leave.
00:43:34Just give the bag to my associate,
00:43:36who is waiting at the front of your building.
00:43:39Wait.
00:43:40Are you sure your pimp's not gonna look in the bag?
00:43:42He's not my pimp, smartass.
00:43:58Oh, sorry.
00:44:02You okay?
00:44:05Okay.
00:44:11Shoot, where did it go?
00:44:21Listen, if some girl's gonna come out here and give you a bag,
00:44:24hold on to it for me.
00:44:26Hey, don't look inside.
00:44:30And who knows?
00:44:31We do this job together, maybe you and I can not...
00:44:34Uh, no attachments.
00:44:36I don't get involved with people I work with.
00:44:38You never make an exception, huh?
00:44:45Hello?
00:44:46Hello, uh, Jerry Farber?
00:44:48Yes?
00:44:49Um, I have a package downstairs.
00:44:51Uh, could you please come down here and get it?
00:44:54Okay.
00:44:55I'll see you in a jiffy then.
00:44:56Yeah.
00:45:00I'll be right back.
00:45:01There's a delivery for Jerry Farber at the front door.
00:45:15Dearest, here is a poem I have written for you.
00:45:18Your beauty fills...
00:45:21Love, Newmar?
00:45:41Excuse me, uh, iPhone exchange students.
00:45:45Uh, could you help me with, uh, something?
00:45:49It'll only take a second, okay?
00:45:51Yeah?
00:45:51I think you should find somebody else.
00:45:53Oh, but I need so much job to help carry something for me.
00:45:57My back hurts when I bend down to pick up things.
00:46:01See?
00:46:03Yeah, I see.
00:46:04Yeah.
00:46:06All right, let's go this way?
00:46:07This way.
00:46:07All right.
00:46:08Okay.
00:46:22I know everything, decided to leave.
00:46:25Just give the bag to my associate who's waiting at the front of your building?
00:46:28Claire is insane about this bag.
00:46:44Hey, man, what's up, Pete?
00:46:46Uh, uh, Pete's not here, man.
00:46:50Am I supposed to give you the bag?
00:46:52I'm the guy.
00:46:53Well, here you go.
00:46:54And I don't know who you are, but you better tell that, that stupid bitch to stay out of my
00:46:58way.
00:47:02What about those girls in your dorm, man?
00:47:04Maybe they'd be up for it.
00:47:04What the hell are you talking about, man?
00:47:06I'll look in the bag if I want to.
00:47:15Ooh, I am loving this color.
00:47:20Super duper for you, dude, but, uh, I'm not Pete, and I'm going back.
00:47:24Don't make me go!
00:47:31Yeah!
00:47:34Einstein or plan worked, man!
00:47:36Ooh!
00:47:37Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:47:37You're a genius!
00:47:39Genius!
00:47:42Here.
00:47:43Hmm?
00:47:44Oh, oh, look at time.
00:47:47Uh, I, uh, have to go.
00:47:49Okay?
00:47:50You'll see!
00:47:52But...
00:47:54What the...
00:47:57What the...
00:47:59Oh, baby!
00:48:00Oh, I spoil things.
00:48:01Let's just get the bag!
00:48:06Lorenzo?
00:48:15Maybe you got it wrong, Einstein.
00:48:17That's, that's bullshit, man!
00:48:19I mean, there was supposed to be money in that bag.
00:48:21Ted, did you take anything out of this bag?
00:48:23No, no, I didn't even look inside.
00:48:25And a girl gave it to you?
00:48:26Yeah, oh, and she said to tell that stupid bitch to stay out of her way.
00:48:30Whoa, stupid bitch?
00:48:32Maybe, maybe she's on to us.
00:48:34Like, and that's a dummy bag, you know?
00:48:36Is there a problem?
00:48:37Shut up, Ted.
00:48:38Look, we gotta go soon.
00:48:39We got other appointments.
00:48:41Didn't you hear me tell you to shut up the first time?
00:48:44And get rid of this!
00:48:46Nobody calls me a stupid bitch.
00:48:48We're getting that bag.
00:48:49Meet me back in the room in five.
00:48:54Just let it out.
00:48:55Yeah!
00:48:56Come on, go for the eye!
00:48:57Fuck it!
00:49:06I don't think she wants to see you.
00:49:07Hey, shut up!
00:49:09Claire, what the hell is going on?
00:49:11How could you cheat on me?
00:49:12Why do you listen to these two whole bags?
00:49:15I've never cheated on you.
00:49:16I overheard you and Adrienne, and then she admitted it to me.
00:49:20You got her pregnant!
00:49:21What?
00:49:22Oh, no.
00:49:23Look, that's the scene for our acting class.
00:49:25In this scene, I get her pregnant.
00:49:27Do you expect her to believe that?
00:49:28Suck my balls, Marla.
00:49:29Get a clue, loser.
00:49:30Wait, then why would Adrienne admit it to me if it was just a scene?
00:49:35You must have confused her.
00:49:36Look, she's been hiding from you because she lost your favorite purse.
00:49:40What?
00:49:41She stole Grandma's handbag?
00:49:43Claire, I can prove to you that we were just doing a scene, all right?
00:49:46You know what?
00:49:46Meet me in my room in five minutes.
00:49:48I'll find Adrienne, and I'll grab the script, and this can all be explained, all right?
00:49:52Meet me in my room.
00:49:53Five minutes.
00:49:55You're not going to go, are you?
00:49:58Well, maybe I should hear what he has to say.
00:50:00I can't believe Adrienne had sex with your boyfriend and stole your favorite handbag.
00:50:05What a klepto slut.
00:50:07Hey, look, you and you're mad.
00:50:16I've got a plan to get rid of this guy, but I need you to keep this bag for me
00:50:19until
00:50:19he's gone.
00:50:20You're keeping the money?
00:50:21Doesn't it seem a little bit dangerous?
00:50:23I'm leaving tomorrow anyway.
00:50:25There's no way he can track me all the way to San Francisco, and he thinks the money is
00:50:28mine anyway.
00:50:29Just hold on to this bag for dear life, and I'll give you some for helping me.
00:50:33Shit, okay.
00:50:34Okay, thanks.
00:50:36This kind of looks like Claire's bag.
00:50:51Where's the bag?
00:50:52The bag?
00:50:53Isn't it here?
00:50:55Who was at the door?
00:50:56No one.
00:50:58No one?
00:50:59Well, that's interesting.
00:51:01See, because here's the thing.
00:51:03While I was waiting for you to return, and I noticed that bag was missing, well, I got
00:51:06to thinking.
00:51:07What if you really are Jerry Farber and not Britney, and now you're scamming me?
00:51:12What are you talking about?
00:51:13I am Britney, and you know, the bag was here when I left.
00:51:17You sent the package, remember?
00:51:20It's my money, so maybe I should be asking you where the money is.
00:51:25Well, I really don't care what you think right now, because I know I didn't take it, and I
00:51:30know I sent it, but what I don't know is if you're who I sent it to.
00:51:46Hey, it's me.
00:51:49You've seen Britney before, right?
00:51:51What does she look like?
00:51:54No, she's not in disguise, idiot.
00:51:57Okay.
00:52:07I guess you check out.
00:52:09Sorry, I doubted you, Britney.
00:52:11It's fine.
00:52:12I can find the bag myself, so why don't you just leave?
00:52:14No.
00:52:16You left the bag with me, and clearly somebody called you out as a distraction.
00:52:20Now, I shouldn't have left the bag alone, so this is my fault, and I'm going to fix it.
00:52:26I think I know you took it.
00:52:28I'll be right back.
00:52:32Hey, Adrian, open up!
00:52:35Come on!
00:52:38Shit!
00:52:44What the hell is my script?
00:52:47Shit!
00:52:49Hey, Jerry, I'm sorry to bug you, but you were guard with T.A. last semester, right?
00:52:53Yeah.
00:52:53Could I have a home number?
00:52:54I really need to call her.
00:52:55Sure.
00:53:03Just don't tell her what you got it from.
00:53:04Oh, thanks.
00:53:05You have no idea how much of a huge jam this would get me at.
00:53:10What?
00:53:11I'm from France.
00:53:12Help!
00:53:12Oh, man, there sure are a lot of girls from France around here.
00:53:16Hey, maybe you'd like my sausage.
00:53:22Look, here you go.
00:53:23You can keep it.
00:53:23I don't even want it anymore.
00:53:25But I'm going to tell you this much.
00:53:26I am not going to pay you to eat it because I don't care what they do in France.
00:53:30I need help.
00:53:31Help with what?
00:53:32Opening it?
00:53:33Ah, there you are.
00:53:34Yeah, come here.
00:53:35Hey, she was just about to eat my sausage.
00:53:38Too bad.
00:53:39I'm the one who paid for it.
00:53:40Come here.
00:53:40Come here.
00:53:41Yeah, where'd you go?
00:53:42Where'd you go?
00:53:42Hey.
00:53:44Man, what's the deal with everyone paying the French to eat their food?
00:53:49No more.
00:53:50Oh, hey, there you are.
00:53:52Hey, foosball.
00:53:53Why didn't you tell me sooner that you were gay?
00:53:55Well, and...
00:53:56What?
00:53:57Look, I'm really, really flattered that you come out for me, but you're just not my type.
00:54:01I'm not gay!
00:54:03No, no, don't go back in just because I'm rejecting you.
00:54:06Someday you're going to find a guy who really, really likes you.
00:54:08It just...
00:54:09It's not going to be me.
00:54:11But I...
00:54:11I'm sorry.
00:54:12You know, I'm glad that we got this out in the open.
00:54:14Well, what the hell?
00:54:16What don't you like about me?
00:54:18Neumar, listen.
00:54:19You're a great guy.
00:54:21Okay?
00:54:21I just...
00:54:22I don't like you like that.
00:54:24But you know, I think I may know someone for you.
00:54:26Yeah.
00:54:27Huh.
00:54:37I don't see Adrian.
00:54:38Uh, I couldn't find her.
00:54:40Um, I'm actually calling my professor right now.
00:54:42Should've explained what the scene is about.
00:54:45Yeah.
00:54:46It's a voicemail.
00:54:49A small perfume.
00:55:09My love, you have no idea how much I desire to be with you.
00:55:14I think about you day and night and dream of you.
00:55:17I need to share my life, love, and soul with you.
00:55:19I will not be happy until we can be together, with love, Adrienne.
00:55:24What?
00:55:25No, no, I, I, wow, I've never seen this before.
00:55:30Look, Jerry wrote my acting teacher's number on the back.
00:55:33Yeah, see, here's the number.
00:55:35This is Jerry's letter.
00:55:36Why would Adrienne write Jerry a love letter?
00:55:39Maybe they're lesbians.
00:55:41Pretty lame.
00:55:43Fuck off, Tony.
00:55:46Come on, I can explain, baby.
00:55:51I know you're around here somewhere.
00:55:54Damn.
00:55:55Hey, buddy.
00:55:57Seen a pretty girl around here with a funny accent?
00:55:59Yeah.
00:56:00I've been looking for her because she has my money.
00:56:03Your money?
00:56:04That ain't your money, pal.
00:56:05Fuck off.
00:56:06Who the hell are you?
00:56:08Who the hell are you?
00:56:20Hey.
00:56:22Hey.
00:56:24Well?
00:56:26Well, what?
00:56:30What did you think of the letter?
00:56:31I thought you know about Newmar's letter.
00:56:33Newmar?
00:56:33Newmar helped me love letter.
00:56:35He's come out of the closet.
00:56:36Newmar's gay?
00:56:37It's so cute.
00:56:38I had to turn him down, though, obviously.
00:56:41Yeah, obviously.
00:56:42I'm so happy to finally have someone to go clubbing with in this dorm.
00:56:45I mean, being surrounded by all you breeders, it was really getting me down.
00:56:49No offense.
00:56:50You're gay?
00:56:52Are you sure?
00:56:53He didn't know I was gay.
00:56:55Yeah, yeah, of course he did.
00:56:57It's just...
00:56:59Newmar's gay?
00:57:00You know, I almost wish I were attracted to him.
00:57:02I mean, he wrote me the sweetest poem.
00:57:05Here.
00:57:06Check it out.
00:57:11What did you do?
00:57:13I'm not sure how this guy's connected, but he knows something about the money.
00:57:17I know this guy.
00:57:18I don't think...
00:57:18Trust me, he knows something.
00:57:21Our love could be a delightful bloom.
00:57:24From the beginning, I already knew.
00:57:27Like a rose in the sun, so are you.
00:57:32I wish somebody would write a poem like that for me.
00:57:36Newmar!
00:57:37Hey!
00:57:39I read your poem.
00:57:41You did?
00:57:42But I thought I gave it to Foosball.
00:57:44He let me read it.
00:57:46I loved it.
00:57:49Really?
00:57:50It all makes sense now.
00:57:52You only made out with me because you were confused.
00:57:54Because you're gay.
00:57:56No, it's okay.
00:57:57We can hang out now.
00:57:58We can shop.
00:57:59We can hang out because I'm gay.
00:58:02I've always wanted a gay friend.
00:58:04But now that I know that you're gay, you suddenly seem more attractive.
00:58:10Great.
00:58:10Your whole personality makes sense now.
00:58:13Apparently I'm still ugly, though.
00:58:15I'm sorry Foosball turned you down.
00:58:18Maybe if you took off these thick glasses.
00:58:23You have really nice eyes, Newmar.
00:58:27Thanks.
00:58:28I just wish they worked better.
00:58:33I really loved your poem.
00:58:36I know.
00:58:39Adrian!
00:58:40So you do have my bag?
00:58:41This is not your bag!
00:58:43I gave your bag back!
00:58:44You lying slut!
00:58:45You never gave it back!
00:58:47Give it back, you psycho!
00:58:48No!
00:58:48What?
00:58:52Hey!
00:58:53My glasses!
00:58:57Hello?
00:59:00Hey!
00:59:00Yeah, this is fun.
00:59:03Hey!
00:59:05Claire, this is perfect.
00:59:06I just got a hold of my professor.
00:59:07Tell Adrian you haven't seen me.
00:59:10I...
00:59:12I'll send it that way.
00:59:22Is she gone?
00:59:24Uh...
00:59:25You know what?
00:59:25Come on.
00:59:26Let's just call the professor.
00:59:27No, I don't have time now.
00:59:28Adrian's gone insane!
00:59:29She's trying to attack me!
00:59:30Claire!
00:59:31I have proof at my fingertips that I'm not lying!
00:59:33She's coming!
00:59:34Hold on to my bag until I get back, okay?
00:59:36Then I'll listen to you.
00:59:39Claire!
00:59:40Claire!
00:59:40I see you!
00:59:43Do it that way.
00:59:44I know!
01:00:14Oh!
01:00:15Oh!
01:00:16Oh!
01:00:16Oh!
01:00:17Are you okay?
01:00:18Oh!
01:00:18Can you hear me?
01:00:20Oh, you know what?
01:00:21I want to get you some help.
01:00:23I just need to lay down.
01:00:26Take me into the room.
01:00:28Yeah, okay.
01:00:33You're heavy.
01:00:34Oh!
01:00:39Oh!
01:00:42Oh!
01:00:42Oh!
01:00:44Oh!
01:00:45Oh! Sorry!
01:00:46Hello!
01:00:47What happened to you?
01:00:50Why are you wet?
01:00:51I don't know, but...
01:00:55Maybe I should get out of these wet clothes.
01:01:00No, no, no.
01:01:01No, no, no.
01:01:02That would end up bad for me.
01:01:05I'll go get you a towel.
01:01:13No!
01:01:16What are you doing?
01:01:18I was just admiring your bag.
01:01:23I think I should hold on to this.
01:01:27What are you doing?
01:01:28I'm just admiring the bag!
01:01:30What the hell?
01:01:32Ouch!
01:01:33Give me the bag!
01:01:34Hey, crazy son of a...
01:01:39Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:01:40Enough already.
01:01:41All right?
01:01:42Who the hell are you and what the hell is going on?
01:01:43We're wasting time.
01:01:44Somebody else will find you!
01:01:45Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
01:01:46That's my girlfriend's bag.
01:01:47Her grandmother gave it to her.
01:01:48No, it's not.
01:01:49Why would your girlfriend have a stack of cash?
01:01:51Who's is it?
01:01:52It's mine.
01:01:53And I'll give you half if you help me get out of this dorm.
01:01:56Right.
01:01:59How much is half?
01:02:00$500.
01:02:02Let's go.
01:02:04I don't know anything about a bag.
01:02:06I don't know what you're talking about.
01:02:07I assume you're Dominique's pimp or whatever,
01:02:10and I don't know what she told you,
01:02:12but we didn't even have sex with her,
01:02:13so we shouldn't have to pay.
01:02:16You want to work him over?
01:02:17He doesn't know anything.
01:02:19Just put him back downstairs.
01:02:20Jerry?
01:02:22Is that you?
01:02:24Whatever you say.
01:02:28I'm still chucking him outside just to be safe.
01:02:30I really don't think the bag would have fallen all the way down here.
01:02:33Well, just look for it!
01:02:38Oh, you idiot!
01:02:39Now we'll never know where it is!
01:02:41Why are you yelling at me?
01:02:42You're the one who came to me with the money and the...
01:02:44Well, I never!
01:02:51Who the hell was that?
01:02:52Just some meatball who got fresh.
01:02:54Okay, so what took you so long?
01:02:56Look, I've almost got the bag, okay?
01:02:58I'll be back in a sec.
01:02:59Oh, maybe I should go with you.
01:03:00No, no, I should go alone.
01:03:03Then why is that?
01:03:05Cliffy.
01:03:06Cliffy!
01:03:07No, don't take that down with me.
01:03:10You'll make me think you don't trust me.
01:03:14You... you don't think I'd double-cross you, Dee?
01:03:19Come on.
01:03:20We don't have much time.
01:03:21Why the hell did you hit me?
01:03:23And look at that guy.
01:03:24No, I know.
01:03:24He thinks he's getting half the money, but it's yours now.
01:03:26I had to do that to get rid of him.
01:03:28So if you want it, give me that bag!
01:03:34I think you're right.
01:03:35This does look like Claire's purse.
01:03:36Where is she?
01:03:37I hope Tony didn't do anything to her.
01:03:40Bitch!
01:03:44I need your help.
01:03:46Adrian!
01:03:47Yeah, it's me.
01:03:48I need you to hold onto this bag, and don't let anyone take it from you, no matter what
01:03:51they say, okay?
01:03:51Okay.
01:03:52Okay?
01:03:52Okay.
01:03:53Do you have my glasses?
01:03:54Yeah.
01:03:56Do you?
01:03:58What?
01:03:58What?
01:03:59Where are we going?
01:04:01I can't see.
01:04:03I'll come back.
01:04:03Hurry!
01:04:15Wow, that was fast.
01:04:21This is so stupid.
01:04:23I'm not gay.
01:04:24I wrote that poem for you.
01:04:26I love you.
01:04:36I love you.
01:04:37Where did she go?
01:04:42Pardon me, ladies.
01:04:43Have you seen a-
01:04:44Have you seen a girl run by here with a bag?
01:04:45Who the hell are you?
01:04:46Maybe she went back upstairs.
01:04:48Alrighty.
01:04:50Something funny's going on here.
01:05:14I'm going to get outside.
01:05:16I'm going to get outside.
01:05:27Ha!
01:05:28Finally got you horizontal, you crazy bitch.
01:05:32Oh, I think I'll just be taking my money back.
01:05:41Holy balls.
01:05:54Thanks again.
01:06:01What are you doing?
01:06:01Where's that?
01:06:02What?
01:06:02What do you mean, where's the bag?
01:06:04You just came in and grabbed it and bashed me over the head with it.
01:06:07I did it.
01:06:08That wasn't me.
01:06:09Oh, whoops.
01:06:10Oh!
01:06:10Okay, well then clearly this is a good reason-
01:06:12Give me glasses!
01:06:18What happened to you?
01:06:21Help.
01:06:22I'm from France.
01:06:24I'm an exchange student.
01:06:25You don't say!
01:06:28What'd you do that for?
01:06:29I can't have her running around saying that.
01:06:31She blew my cover.
01:06:31I thought you were the foreign exchange student.
01:06:34I'm the hooker.
01:06:35So you're the hooker!
01:06:37Come on, we gotta hide her.
01:06:43Oh, hello!
01:06:44Um, can you help me?
01:06:46I doubt it.
01:06:47No, no, no, wait.
01:06:48I'm looking for a girl and she has a handbag and I really need your help!
01:06:52How many people know about the freaking bag?
01:06:55I don't know!
01:06:59Get the hell out of here.
01:07:02Do you have any rope?
01:07:03Why would I have rope?
01:07:05I've got some bonnish stuff in my bag downstairs.
01:07:07Let's use your belt for now.
01:07:08My belt?
01:07:09I need my belt.
01:07:10These pants are huge.
01:07:10Deal with it.
01:07:11Only be gone for a second.
01:07:13Oh, no!
01:07:16God damn it.
01:07:17Got it?
01:07:18Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:07:25Ooh, that was fast.
01:07:26Come on in.
01:07:31The prostitute?
01:07:33I can explain.
01:07:34Just when I was starting to believe you.
01:07:37Hey, Claire, wait, wait.
01:07:38No, no, no.
01:07:39No, no, no.
01:07:40You're safe.
01:07:41I forgot my bag.
01:07:42Oh!
01:07:43Oh, Jesus, Tony!
01:07:45I can still explain.
01:07:46Where's my bag?
01:07:47About your bag.
01:07:49My grandmother gave me that bag!
01:07:51I hate you!
01:07:52Well, Claire, wait.
01:07:54Don't go anywhere.
01:07:56Wait, wait.
01:07:56Hey, Claire, wait, wait.
01:07:57Oh!
01:08:01Oh, no.
01:08:07No!
01:08:08Come on!
01:08:10Open up!
01:08:12Not again!
01:08:19Hey, hey!
01:08:21Hey.
01:08:25Mm.
01:08:26How you doing?
01:08:30Call me.
01:08:43Thanks for the good time, Stiles.
01:08:46Stop!
01:08:47Come on!
01:08:49I don't deserve this!
01:08:51Help!
01:08:53Booker!
01:08:54Someone help!
01:08:56Help!
01:08:58Booker!
01:08:59Get over here!
01:09:01Rachel!
01:09:02Tony!
01:09:03Tony!
01:09:03Help me!
01:09:04Man, what happened to you?
01:09:05Dude, there's no time to explain.
01:09:06A whore stole my purse.
01:09:09I mean, my girlfriend's purse.
01:09:10But you gotta help me get it back.
01:09:12Oh, man.
01:09:13That took time and...
01:09:14Yeah!
01:09:14Yeah!
01:09:15Go get her, Tony!
01:09:16Ooh, ooh!
01:09:17Don't look in the purse, though!
01:09:19Booker!
01:09:20Booker!
01:09:27Booker!
01:09:28Booker!
01:09:30Someone help!
01:09:32Help!
01:09:43Help!
01:09:45Help!
01:09:46Booker!
01:09:46Someone help!
01:09:51I call the police!
01:09:52They come!
01:10:00Okay.
01:10:00Let me just explain, because I think you might have misunderstood.
01:10:04And you look great.
01:10:06You do.
01:10:07This is gonna hurt you.
01:10:09This is gonna hurt you more than it's gonna hurt us.
01:10:11What?
01:10:13No!
01:10:14Ah!
01:10:15Ah!
01:10:16Ah!
01:10:16Ah!
01:10:16Ah!
01:10:17Ah!
01:10:18Ah!
01:10:28Ah!
01:10:46Hey, man!
01:10:48You don't mind us keeping this bag, then, I guess, right?
01:10:51Why don't you hold her hands?
01:10:52I bet she's got something hidden on her.
01:10:54Huh?
01:10:55Oh, yeah, you liked her, right?
01:10:57Huh?
01:10:58All right, what's this, huh?
01:10:59It's a vibrator or something?
01:11:01Oh, pepper spray.
01:11:03You're gonna spray me, huh?
01:11:04Just let me go!
01:11:05What about the strip searcher, huh?
01:11:06We should just let her loose, Perbo.
01:11:08I mean, we got the money.
01:11:11I call the police.
01:11:12You all go to the jail.
01:11:18Oh, time for this.
01:11:25She's getting away!
01:11:27Forget her, we got the bag!
01:11:29No, I got the bag.
01:11:30What the hell?
01:11:33So we're gonna head down to the student union now,
01:11:35find students studying, having a little snack
01:11:37in their natural habitats, you know what I mean?
01:11:42Ow!
01:11:42Ow!
01:11:43Ow!
01:11:50My bag?
01:11:52I can explain.
01:11:53That bitch tricked us!
01:11:54There's only a little money in here!
01:12:03We gotta get out of here!
01:12:05It's about time.
01:12:11Give me the money!
01:12:12Ted!
01:12:14Oh!
01:12:15Oh!
01:12:15Oh!
01:12:17That's not fair, man!
01:12:19Pleasure doing business with you boys.
01:12:26Hey, man!
01:12:27That's my money!
01:12:28No!
01:12:28It's mine!
01:12:30No!
01:12:31No!
01:12:32Our graduates include two Nobel Prize winners and 14 senators,
01:12:36and our faculty is one of the most prestigious in the entire country.
01:12:41Tradition, studiousness, dignity.
01:12:43These are words that come to mind when one thinks of this fine university.
01:12:51So, here's an interesting bit of trivia.
01:12:54Can anyone tell me which campus building Eugene O'Neill died in?
01:12:57Anyone?
01:12:59Cliff?
01:13:01Hey, Pete.
01:13:03Well, one of the nice things about this university is that public beatings like this rarely happen.
01:13:07Oh, God.
01:13:14How does everyone know about the bag?
01:13:16I don't know, but something weird's going on here.
01:13:18I think we're being set up.
01:13:20We should pack some things.
01:13:21Why?
01:13:24Trust me.
01:13:25What are we doing?
01:13:27I'm looking for my bag.
01:13:29Where is it?
01:13:32Okay.
01:13:33We have to go back in the dorm.
01:13:34Oh, no.
01:13:35We're out of here.
01:13:36Listen, you idiot!
01:13:37You do what I say, and I say we're going back in that dorm!
01:13:44Hey, Neymar.
01:13:46Hey.
01:13:46You know someone lost a purse around here?
01:13:48You found it?
01:13:49Yeah.
01:13:50Yeah, Adrian's been looking for it.
01:13:52Oh, here you go.
01:13:54Oh, well, thanks!
01:13:57Please, everyone, this is not a representation of how things work on this campus.
01:14:00Okay, I'm getting three to one odds on the ugly white guy. Who wants it?
01:14:03This is ridiculous.
01:14:03My money's on Tattoo Boy!
01:14:04Okay, gambling is not...
01:14:06Gambling is not allowed on campus, sir.
01:14:08Sir, gambling is not...
01:14:09What are the odds?
01:14:10Three to one?
01:14:12I'm good for 20.
01:14:12Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
01:14:13That was good!
01:14:14Yeah, all right.
01:14:16I don't want to play, morons!
01:14:21This is John Bob.
01:14:22We're 297 making entry.
01:14:24Do you live here?
01:14:25Yeah, I'm the RA.
01:14:26What's going on?
01:14:27You received a call saying there was some kind of hostage situation at this address.
01:14:35Ready.
01:14:36I thought you went home already.
01:14:37Who called the police in?
01:14:39Why is there a Christmas tree in here?
01:14:40That's a fire hazard.
01:14:41Don't look at me.
01:14:42My grandmother's handbag.
01:14:44You should totally kick Tony in the balls.
01:14:45Oh, totally.
01:14:46Hey, the police are here.
01:14:48Oh, thank God.
01:14:49Officers, you will be interested to know that there is a prostitute in this dorm.
01:14:53A prostitute?
01:14:54That's her.
01:14:55That's Dominique the prostitute.
01:14:56Me?
01:14:57Students.
01:14:57They crazy attacking me.
01:14:59Seems like she's on drugs.
01:15:00Cuffer, what's going on?
01:15:01Oh, they're just arresting Stiles' prostitute.
01:15:03Did my foreign exchange students Dominique ever arrive?
01:15:05That's her.
01:15:05Wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:15:06Let me get this straight.
01:15:07There are two Dominique's...
01:15:08Yeah, but one's the whore and one's just a foreigner.
01:15:10Bonjour.
01:15:11Je m'appelle Wang.
01:15:11We should really get going or we'll miss our flight to North Dakota.
01:15:14I, uh, Ted...
01:15:16Well, you know, it was really nice meeting you Dominique, was it?
01:15:19Have a nice time in North Dakota.
01:15:21I just have a few more things to pack.
01:15:23I think you'll really like North Dakota.
01:15:24I smell smoke.
01:15:25Foosball was smoking.
01:15:26And he bought the Christmas tree.
01:15:27You bitches!
01:15:28This is a no-smoking building, son.
01:15:30Will Marlon and Lynn have an eight-ball of coke in their room?
01:15:32It's hers!
01:15:34Whore!
01:15:35Oh!
01:15:35Oh!
01:15:37Ah!
01:15:38Ah!
01:15:41Stop it!
01:15:42Watch!
01:15:43They're going back in the dorm.
01:15:44Obviously, the money's still in there.
01:15:47Oh, yeah!
01:15:48So we should go!
01:15:53I am Dominique from France for an exchange student.
01:16:00It looks good to me.
01:16:02But if you are the student...
01:16:04Then who are you?
01:16:05There she is!
01:16:13What do you think you're going, babycakes?
01:16:16Hi, Dominique.
01:16:17Finally, we meet.
01:16:18I'm waiting.
01:16:18Who here actually called us?
01:16:20Where's this hostage situation?
01:16:21The cops!
01:16:22Who is the Losati?
01:16:23Let go of the car, Losati!
01:16:24Let me take that!
01:16:30Booker, I think I smell smoke!
01:16:32No, seriously, Booker, do you smell that?
01:16:36Ah!
01:16:39Ah!
01:16:40Ah!
01:16:41Ah!
01:16:44Ah!
01:16:45Ah!
01:16:46Ah!
01:16:51Ah!
01:16:52Oh, I'm gonna get out of cover.
01:16:52She's Brittany the Snake.
01:16:54I am not going down alone!
01:16:56Does anybody know this girl?
01:16:57Yes, Jerry!
01:16:58No, it's really her!
01:17:00I've seen her before, Rosati.
01:17:01That ain't Brittany.
01:17:03She's lying!
01:17:04Shut up, Rosati.
01:17:05Okay, now I smell something burning.
01:17:20You're supposed to fix this.
01:17:22You know how to turn that off?
01:17:23I think so.
01:17:32All right, you three, stay put.
01:17:35Everybody else back to your rooms.
01:17:41I can, um...
01:17:43You can explain.
01:17:45I'm really sorry.
01:17:47I believe you.
01:17:50God, I love you.
01:17:51I love you too, baby.
01:17:55My grandmother was a bitch anyway.
01:17:57Yeah, she was.
01:18:04You wanna go find that money?
01:18:06Really?
01:18:07Okay.
01:18:11Newmar!
01:18:12There you are.
01:18:13Hey.
01:18:14Hey.
01:18:15Hey.
01:18:15Hey.
01:18:16Oh, um...
01:18:18I got your bag back.
01:18:20That's not the right bag.
01:18:22Oh.
01:18:23Can I have my glasses back?
01:18:25Oh, yeah.
01:18:29I have, um...
01:18:31A confession to make.
01:18:34I'm not gay.
01:18:36I didn't write that poem for foosball.
01:18:39I wrote that poem for you.
01:18:42You did?
01:18:46Yeah.
01:18:51Hey, uh...
01:18:52There's a shitload of money in here.
01:18:57Let's keep it together, guys.
01:18:58I'm sorry.
01:18:58Please, uh...
01:18:59Yeah, um...
01:19:00No, you don't need to look over there.
01:19:01No, it's just, uh...
01:19:02Yeah, uh...
01:19:03You know what?
01:19:03Screw us.
01:19:03We don't want your stupid, ugly kids at our university anyway.
01:19:06This place is a manhouse.
01:19:07What a day.
01:19:08We got Lorenzo Rosati, the black hand, the prostitute, and a couple of kids with a bunch
01:19:12of coke.
01:19:16I'm not so sure that's a good idea.
01:19:19I don't know.
01:19:19Totally.
01:19:20I mean, after we give Jerry some for her tuition, we can go to the Bahamas and live like kings.
01:19:24I don't know if we'll have enough money to do that.
01:19:26All right.
01:19:27Well, then we'll go to Vegas.
01:19:28We'll go away and have the best Christmas break ever.
01:19:31Together.
01:19:32I'm feeling kind of lucky.
01:19:34Yeah.
01:19:35So am I.
01:19:39Something more than friends stop playing.
01:19:42Play a game.
01:19:44Tell me what day or night.
01:19:47Let it be me if I thank the night.
01:19:50Tell me what time you do.
01:19:53About the end of falling soon.
01:19:59Oh, Booker.
01:20:00Thank God.
01:20:02I didn't even want to know.
01:20:04Booker.
01:20:05Booker.
01:20:06I've had some time to think about it.
01:20:08And I'm really sorry for the way I've been acting.
01:20:13In fact, I have a confession to make.
01:20:17I'm a virgin too.
01:20:19I know.
01:20:20I talk really big because I can't find a girlfriend.
01:20:25And I guess I ordered the whore for myself, but I was too embarrassed to admit it.
01:20:30But I realize now that it's okay to be a virgin, Booker.
01:20:33It's okay.
01:20:34We don't have anything to be ashamed of.
01:20:37Speak for yourself, loser.
01:20:38I just lost my virginity.
01:20:41In fact, I only came back to get some Gatorade.
01:20:43I'm going to go have a bunch more sex now.
01:20:48See you tomorrow, Stiles.
01:21:07I'm going to go have a bunch more sex now.
01:21:08I'm going to go have a bunch more sex now.
01:21:08I'm going to go have a bunch more sex now.
01:21:09I'm going to go have a bunch more sex now.
01:21:09I'm going to go have a bunch more sex now.
01:21:09I'm going to go have a bunch more sex now.
01:21:10I'm going to go have a bunch more sex now.
01:21:11I'm going to go have a bunch more sex now.
01:21:13I'm going to go have a bunch more sex now.
01:21:13I'm going to go have a bunch more sex now.
01:21:44So my family has a lot planned for us to do over the break, but tell me about your family.
01:21:57It's right over there.
01:22:04Hey, somehow I got your phone and it's campus security about something.
01:22:12Oh, thanks. Nice robe.
01:22:17Hello? Yeah, this is Wayne. Uh-huh. What? That's impossible. She's here with me.
01:22:25But I don't know who that is because I'm standing here with a girl who was mugged on her way
01:22:28over to see you.
01:22:29They took all her things, even her passport. Now, we have confirmed her identity.
01:22:34She is your foreign exchange student, Dominique. So can you please just come open the door and let us in?
01:22:38Yeah, I'll come right down.
01:22:41Who the hell is?
01:22:44Dominique?
01:22:53Yeah, Lorenzo double-crossed it. He got away.
01:22:55Followed him and this girl to her dormitory on campus.
01:22:58Can anyone ID you?
01:22:59No, this dumb foreigner arrived, which gave me the perfect cover.
01:23:03This whole thing's falling apart.
01:23:05Shit.
01:23:06Well, did you get the money?
01:23:07I had it in my hands, but I lost it.
01:23:09Well, we need to find it.
01:23:10Yeah.
01:23:11Well, what the hell happened? How'd you lose it?
01:23:13Hang on a sec.
01:23:25It's a long story.
01:23:26I'll tell you when I get there.
01:23:30Okay, and then we'll go there.
01:23:32Yeah!
01:23:33The most important...
01:24:11Teenage Lost
01:24:14love and lust
01:24:16the hormones are humming
01:24:20and I'm ready to bust
01:24:22I can't understand the crap I feel
01:24:27everything's fuzzy and nothing seems real
01:24:36I try to ignore all of my needs
01:24:40but when they're brought to my door
01:24:41even hookers are free
01:24:49in class I'm holding down
01:24:52at night I'm focused on
01:24:56I want a 4.0 in getting laid
01:25:14to wish it's going well
01:25:17I'm glad you paid it
01:25:18don't worry folks
01:25:20I'm getting sexicated
01:25:24I'm a woman
01:25:28college in Portland
01:25:29sexicated
01:25:31this way it begins
01:25:32sexicated
01:25:34the girls become women
01:25:36sexicated
01:25:37the boys become men
01:25:39sexicated
01:25:40I heard the stories
01:25:42all of the time
01:25:44I'm trying to love
01:25:45but there's too much
01:25:46on my mind
01:25:50sexicated
01:25:53sexicated
01:25:53academia
01:25:55my brain's in a cage
01:25:57my libido is hollering
01:25:58and I'm coming today
01:26:02sexicated
01:26:05sexicated
01:26:06sexicated
01:26:06in class I'm holding down
01:26:09at night I'm focused on
01:26:12I want a 4.0 in getting laid
01:26:18sex pue
01:26:47sexicated
01:26:48Whenever we play those straight old games
01:26:53Rest up for eight wild nights
01:26:55That'll keep us awake till the morning night
01:26:59I hope I get everything that I want
01:27:05I wish that all those things could appear
01:27:09I hope I get everything I ask for
01:27:13I do and wait another year
01:27:19Now it's a festival of lights
01:27:23I just want you in my room tonight
01:27:27Forget all those things that you wrapped for me
01:27:31I just want you under my heart at the tree
01:27:35I hope I get everything that I want
01:27:39I wish that all those things would appear
01:27:43I hope I get everything I ask for
01:27:48I just can't wait another year
01:27:53Don't think about bringing St. Nick
01:27:55I don't want that candy stick
01:27:57Don't leave me that stocking
01:27:59Keep on rocking with that Hanukkah kick
01:28:01Keep going, tiny dancer
01:28:03Don't stop me, little princess
01:28:05Keep Rudolph on the road
01:28:07And running just a little faster
01:28:14I hope I get everything that I want
01:28:18I hope I get everything that I want
01:28:19I wish that all those things would appear
01:28:22I hope I get everything I ask for
01:28:26I just can't wait another year
01:28:30I hope I get everything that I want
01:28:34I wish that all those things would appear
01:28:38I hope I get everything I ask for
01:28:42And I want more
01:28:43And I want more
01:28:44And I want more
01:28:44And wait another year
01:28:49Hanukkah lights me up like a flame
01:28:52Whenever we play those straight old games
01:29:1710 years later
01:29:20Can I feel things I ask for
01:29:21But when don't first line
01:29:21That all I have
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