00:05It's time for soccer, it's the World Cup baby
00:09Countries coming here so they can score
00:14I've been thinking about this sport lately
00:17But with all these signs it's hard to ignore
00:21World Cup is here today
00:25Hear the crowd sing USA
00:29It's a really good time, something that I find
00:34It's all on my mind, World Cup in it's prime
00:42Wait I forgot what does offsides mean again
00:46How many quarters do they actually play
00:50Why did they add extra time at the end
00:54Yellow or red card, what did the ref say?
00:58World Cup is here today
01:02Learning the rules again I'll be okay
01:06Every four years I jump and I cheer
01:10Let's raise our beers
01:12USA is beer
01:14Here they are
01:17Here they are
01:17Let's go
01:18USA, USA, USA, USA, USA
01:23Let's go
01:24Well done
01:25I forgot some of the rules of soccer because I only watch it every four years
01:29Yeah, yeah
01:30So like, dumb question, but this happens every year, right?
01:34Right
01:35And like, this is the first time that I have any interest in it
01:38I think it happens every
01:39I think it happens every four
01:40Every four years?
01:41Sure
01:41It feels like it happens every hundred years with how much I forget about soccer
01:46Yeah, I don't know anything about it
01:48I played one year
01:49Yeah?
01:50Yeah, I was six
01:51I was the only left-footed kid on the team
01:53So I played all the left positions
01:54How about that?
01:55And yes, you can be left-footed, Dad
01:58Sorry, that was a deep
02:00Wow
02:01We're still feeling that
02:03I have to
02:03We're still feeling that
02:05Is there anybody I can talk to about that?
02:07We're gonna talk through it
02:08That was deep
02:08Okay
02:09Okay
02:09laughs
02:10later
02:11and then
02:13You
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