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📝Synopsis:What if the man you were forced to marry as a last resort held the greatest secret of all? After Nora’s stepsister Bianca took away her AI-matched partner, Nora had no choice but to marry a janitor, making her the mockery of her entire family. Little did she realize that the ordinary-looking janitor was actually the billionaire founder of the very AI matchmaking system, and their marriage was his quiet way of discovering her true character and sincere feelings.
💎GENRE: Sweet Romance, Opposites Attract, Heiress/Socialite, Billionaire, Flash Marriage, Contract Lovers, Love After Marriage, Enemies to Lovers, Identity Reveal
🧑Lead Actor: James Joseph Pullido
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📝Synopsis:What if the man you were forced to marry as a last resort held the greatest secret of all? After Nora’s stepsister Bianca took away her AI-matched partner, Nora had no choice but to marry a janitor, making her the mockery of her entire family. Little did she realize that the ordinary-looking janitor was actually the billionaire founder of the very AI matchmaking system, and their marriage was his quiet way of discovering her true character and sincere feelings.
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🧑Lead Actor: James Joseph Pullido
👩Lead Actress: Faith Orta
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00:00:05Welcome to the Find Your Fiancé AI matchmaking event.
00:00:09Our super algorithm will match the Hawthorne sisters with their destined soulmates.
00:00:16Boss, everything's ready to go.
00:00:18Are you sure you want to pose as a janitor at your own AI matchmaking event?
00:00:23It doesn't matter. Even as a janitor, my algorithm will still pick the right person for me.
00:00:28The algorithm's never wrong.
00:00:30Soon, the world will see our daughters match with the Elite.
00:00:32It's the perfect branding for the Hawthorne family.
00:00:35Excellent. Bianca's match will take us to the top.
00:00:38As for Nora, if her match isn't powerful enough, she's off to that old man's bed the moment this event
00:00:45wraps.
00:00:46If my match today is powerful enough, maybe I can escape the enraged marriage.
00:00:52Welcome.
00:00:53This is my last chance.
00:00:56Could it be me?
00:00:57Man, if I could marry one of them, either one would be worth it.
00:01:04Congratulations, Nora.
00:01:06Invitica AI has matched you with Gavin Winters, Invitica's chief operating officer.
00:01:13Okay, this might work.
00:01:14And Bianca is matched with Elvis Blyce, a janitor.
00:01:19How dare the AI match in the world with a billionaire and I'm stuck with a piss-poor janitor.
00:01:25Hey, babe.
00:01:27Gavin's the name.
00:01:28Money's the game.
00:01:30Ten billion a year, to be exact.
00:01:32Bet you're glad you landed on a stud like me.
00:01:34Sir, Gavin is Invitica's COO.
00:01:37He could have seen you at last year's Global Exec Summit.
00:01:39Aren't you afraid he'll recognize you?
00:01:41Invitica's just one of many companies I have under Mr. S Holdings.
00:01:45Their COO would never find out who I really am.
00:01:50The algorithm got it all wrong.
00:01:53You deserve to be with someone in your league.
00:01:55Not this discount, Cinderella.
00:01:58Who doesn't love an upgrade, right?
00:02:07This outcome is unexpected.
00:02:10Interesting.
00:02:11Don't worry, poor little Cinderella.
00:02:14The algorithm can't predict everything.
00:02:16Ready for Dad to marry you off to some old geezer?
00:02:20Is this really the end?
00:02:25That janitor?
00:02:26He is Bianca's match.
00:02:28Fine.
00:02:29I'll take him.
00:02:30My fate is mine to decide.
00:02:32I'm getting married today.
00:02:34What's she gonna do?
00:02:40Just play along?
00:02:43What?
00:02:58What a surprise.
00:03:00Beautiful.
00:03:01And such a fighter.
00:03:03Interesting.
00:03:04Nora!
00:03:04The hell are you doing?
00:03:06Get that trash trucker away from my daughter now!
00:03:09What a joke!
00:03:11A poor janitor actually married into the Hawthorne family?
00:03:16Do you think maybe you'd consider marrying me?
00:03:21My AI didn't account for her, which makes her the perfect test subject.
00:03:25Look at me, princess.
00:03:26I'm just a janitor.
00:03:28Your dress costs more than my life savings.
00:03:31Are you sure you want to trade a millionaire for a shoebox apartment?
00:03:36That perfect algorithm is a scam.
00:03:39It knows nothing about true love.
00:03:43True love can be modeled.
00:03:45It just requires a more complex set of code.
00:03:48Okay, Mr. Janitor.
00:03:51I'm not some line of code, though.
00:03:53Is she doubting my data?
00:03:55I'd love turning a doubter into a believer.
00:03:58All right, let's make a bet.
00:04:01A one-year marriage contract.
00:04:03If I've fallen in love with you, you win.
00:04:06And you'll get half.
00:04:08Everything I own.
00:04:12Of what?
00:04:13A mop and a bucket?
00:04:16Where does a janitor like you get so much confidence from?
00:04:20Tell you what.
00:04:21If I fall for you, you get half your money.
00:04:24Deal.
00:04:26I like those odds.
00:04:30I'll take this janitor's pride and his bet.
00:04:33Anything's better than my dad's deals.
00:04:42We're getting married.
00:04:46Victor!
00:04:50Let the games begin, Miss Blythe.
00:05:00Boss, that makeup took you five hours.
00:05:03Are you really just gonna wash it off?
00:05:05I need to start looking my best.
00:05:07Once I plant the seed of attraction in her heart, it'll grow into love.
00:05:12I'm winning this bet.
00:05:15Marrying the janitor.
00:05:16You have made us the laughingstock valley.
00:05:20Nora, you chuckle that loser.
00:05:22The marriage is off.
00:05:24That's too bad.
00:05:25We already signed the papers.
00:05:27I guess I'm officially a trash trucker's wife.
00:05:30Fine.
00:05:30But when it all falls apart, don't come crawling back to us, begging for forgiveness.
00:05:36You.
00:05:38Throw out our luggage.
00:05:40Please.
00:05:41No, wait.
00:05:41Stop.
00:05:57Now that you're a janitor's wife, you should get used to sleeping on the streets.
00:06:01Sure you can handle being homeless, sis?
00:06:03Stay away from her, Bianca.
00:06:06Poverty stinks.
00:06:08And it's contagious.
00:06:11Oh, my God.
00:06:12Has anyone seen my sister's broke janitor husband?
00:06:15I know.
00:06:16He's off scrubbing toilets somewhere.
00:06:23Where's your beloved janitor?
00:06:25He isn't backing out now, is he?
00:06:27Where are you, Elvis?
00:06:29Watch out.
00:06:52Is this the man I just married?
00:06:55Wait.
00:06:57Those eyes.
00:07:00Those muscles.
00:07:03Is this the man I just married?
00:07:07Whoa, he's, he's handsome.
00:07:13Hey.
00:07:15Are you okay?
00:07:16Why did you jump in the way?
00:07:18I have to protect my new bride, don't I?
00:07:20Is this what it's like to be cared for?
00:07:22No.
00:07:23Don't fall for it, Nora.
00:07:24He's just your contract husband.
00:07:27Winning this bet is going to be a piece of cake.
00:07:30Fuck.
00:07:31The janitor is way too hot for a homely bitch like Nora.
00:07:37What the fuck?
00:07:39You literally just used me as a human shield.
00:07:41Get real, babe.
00:07:42This brain is worth billions to Invitica.
00:07:45Not some cheap janitor whose life costs five bucks.
00:07:48You're right.
00:07:49Brains beat looks.
00:07:51This shit scrubber might have a nice body,
00:07:54but his bank account is malnourished.
00:08:01Horses?
00:08:02Gavin's money really does grow on trees.
00:08:05My husband is the future of Silicon Valley.
00:08:09He might even surpass Mr. S as the richest man alive.
00:08:12Surpass me?
00:08:14Gavin's lucky he's even breathing the same air as me.
00:08:17Mr. S?
00:08:18That's an ambitious goal.
00:08:19Oh, look, the janitor has opinions now.
00:08:22Either way, you're nothing but a sewer rat next to a guy like me.
00:08:25It's a shame you'll never get behind the wheel of this thing.
00:08:28You'll see how different we really are.
00:08:30A Porsche doesn't make you a man.
00:08:32It just makes you a coward in a faster car.
00:08:35Oh, how poetic.
00:08:36Spoken like a true loser's wife.
00:08:39Still acting tough?
00:08:41Don't tell me.
00:08:42You two are actually planning to walk home.
00:08:47Bring out my car.
00:09:08What the hell is that thing?
00:09:10A garbage truck for a professional garbage sweeper.
00:09:14How perfect.
00:09:17Get out of here.
00:09:22Come on.
00:09:30I'm sorry about this.
00:09:32Hey, don't apologize.
00:09:34This is super cool.
00:09:35I've never been in a car like this before.
00:10:03Lucas, I asked for a small house, not a coffin.
00:10:07It's a nice place for a janitor.
00:10:10Make yourself at home.
00:10:11There's only one bedroom, so you'll sleep there and I'll take the couch.
00:10:16I feel bad making you sleep here every night.
00:10:19I couldn't do that.
00:10:21So you'd rather we share the bed?
00:10:22Well, no.
00:10:24I didn't mean that.
00:10:25It's just, I...
00:10:26Whatever makes you feel good.
00:10:29I don't know.
00:10:30I'm just going to get some clothes out.
00:10:34Peach-flavored lube?
00:10:43You sure did come prepared for our first night together, didn't you?
00:10:47Just give it back.
00:10:49No.
00:10:50Give it back.
00:10:51Hey, come on.
00:10:53Give it back.
00:10:57This chest.
00:10:59It feels amazing.
00:11:01You really can't wait, can you?
00:11:03We're married now.
00:11:04We'll use it sooner or later, you know?
00:11:10Sooner or later.
00:11:22I'd say the sooner the better.
00:11:26I need some water.
00:11:28Yeah.
00:11:32How cute.
00:11:34I still win this round, though.
00:11:36It's only a matter of time before you fall for me.
00:11:45Damn it.
00:11:46He goes shirtless just to fix a pipe?
00:11:49Well, I'm not complaining.
00:11:52Look at this muscle.
00:11:54He's too fine.
00:11:59Help!
00:12:00Help it!
00:12:01Oh, shit!
00:12:03Oh!
00:12:03Oh, shit!
00:12:05Shit!
00:12:08Oh!
00:12:09Gosh!
00:12:10No, I'm so sorry.
00:12:12I didn't know you were there.
00:12:14Oh, my God.
00:12:14Oh, my God.
00:12:16She's hot.
00:12:20If you think ovuling after me, after torpedoing you with water,
00:12:23is going to make me fall in love with you,
00:12:24you're sorely mistaken.
00:12:29Look this up.
00:12:30I'm just kidding.
00:12:34Those arms are wider than my waist.
00:12:38Are janitors supposed to be built like that?
00:12:41Now hold still.
00:12:44Maybe.
00:12:45Let me enjoy my perks.
00:12:48Sorry for getting you high.
00:12:49I'm usually a lot better at fixing things.
00:12:52No, no, no, never.
00:12:53Fix your naps.
00:12:54They're perfect.
00:12:57The pipe.
00:12:58I, I, I, I meant the pipe.
00:13:00Is the pipe fixed?
00:13:03Um, I'm just going to go back to my room.
00:13:04It's freezing in here and I'm soaking wet, so.
00:13:08Freezing?
00:13:10Well, let me warm you up.
00:13:15What is he trying to do to me?
00:13:20All right, if you want to build heat in your core,
00:13:22you have to engage it.
00:13:23Sure.
00:13:24Okay.
00:13:24Yoga can keep me warm.
00:13:27Can, can you not stand so close?
00:13:30How else am I supposed to correct your form?
00:13:32My form?
00:13:33What, are you a yogi now?
00:13:34I thought you were a janitor.
00:13:36You got some full surprise at it.
00:13:39I'm going to spread your stance a bit.
00:13:43Ready?
00:13:44Mm.
00:13:47Ugh, this is punishment.
00:13:49I touched his abs for three seconds.
00:13:52And now his hands are grabbing my butt.
00:13:54Good, now, uh, downward dog.
00:13:56Oh.
00:13:57Deeper.
00:13:59I can't.
00:14:02Hold it.
00:14:03Don't come up.
00:14:04Please.
00:14:05It hurts.
00:14:07Dammit, Nora.
00:14:08Don't make that noise.
00:14:10Wow, you're a lot tighter than I thought.
00:14:12What?
00:14:13Oh.
00:14:21Heart rate, 140.
00:14:23Respiratory rate, 28%.
00:14:28Skin conductivity, 40%.
00:14:31All right, your body feels a whole lot like I'm winning this bet.
00:14:34No.
00:14:35No, it's the workout.
00:14:37I'm going to win the bet.
00:14:39Just you.
00:14:40Wait.
00:14:43Why are your hands shaking?
00:14:45You mean to tell me that your heart isn't beating like a snare drum because of me?
00:14:50Fine.
00:14:51It is because of you.
00:14:56What?
00:15:02What about your little friend?
00:15:04Why is your little friend so hard?
00:15:09She's a menace.
00:15:11I was trying to break her, but I'm the one losing control.
00:15:19Let him enter that for himself.
00:15:23Let him enter that for himself.
00:15:25Oh, hello there, buddy.
00:15:29Who's the one losing control now?
00:15:36You want me more than I want you.
00:15:39Did the perfect algorithm predict that?
00:15:40I'm going to go shower.
00:15:44Alone.
00:15:46No peekings.
00:15:50I'm a loser, huh?
00:15:52We'll see about that.
00:15:58Hey, so my dad's birthday party is next week, and they're hosting a dinner.
00:16:04You want your husband to attend?
00:16:07That's sweet.
00:16:07Actually, it's just...
00:16:10It's going to be this whole gross wealth measuring contest, and Bianca and the others are going
00:16:14to target you.
00:16:14I just know it.
00:16:15They're going to make fun of your clothes, your gifts, your everything.
00:16:20So I would embarrass you.
00:16:22But no, no, it's just...
00:16:26I don't want to make you go through that.
00:16:29Those people, they only see dollar signs.
00:16:33She's trying to protect me.
00:16:35It's funny.
00:16:36I don't remember seeing send Nora into the lion's den in our marriage contract.
00:16:40Why are you being so nice to me?
00:16:42You don't even know me.
00:16:44Because you're better than all of them.
00:16:48You deserve to be treated like a queen.
00:16:51No one has ever stood in my corner like this.
00:16:54Whatever you'd say.
00:16:58Don't waste whatever little money you have on expensive gifts.
00:17:02They won't appreciate it anyways.
00:17:11Prepare the best gift you could find.
00:17:13One the Hawthorne family can't refuse,
00:17:15and something Gavin Winters couldn't get his hands on
00:17:17in a million years.
00:17:21This was a mistake.
00:17:22We shouldn't have come.
00:17:23It's okay, babe.
00:17:24We got this.
00:17:38You ready?
00:17:42You actually brought your janitor husband to dad's birthday party?
00:17:46I knew you were shameless, Nora,
00:17:48but God, this is a new low for you.
00:17:50I'm shameless?
00:17:53At least my husband's face wasn't plastered across the stadium screen
00:17:56for the whole world to see.
00:17:57After just one week of marriage.
00:17:59I don't know what you're talking about.
00:18:01Are you fucking cheating on me?
00:18:02On screen?
00:18:06Bianca!
00:18:10Surprise.
00:18:18You brought the janitor?
00:18:20Well, Daddy, since he's already here,
00:18:22I thought he could make himself useful
00:18:24and give the toilets a good scrubbing.
00:18:26Maybe shine Gavin's shoes while he's at it?
00:18:29Hey, lock it off.
00:18:34Don't listen to them.
00:18:37It's okay.
00:18:40Mr. Hawthorne,
00:18:41I heard how much of a wine connoisseur you are,
00:18:44so I decided to bring a few pieces from my wine collection
00:18:47just for you.
00:18:53Good man.
00:18:54Excellent.
00:18:56Bianca sure did pick the right man to marry.
00:18:59All right.
00:19:00Enough standing around.
00:19:01Let's all go inside.
00:19:02Come on, sweetheart.
00:19:06Let's just go.
00:19:07I am not putting up with this.
00:19:09Hey, come on.
00:19:09I didn't bring this gift for nothing.
00:19:11Let's just see how it goes.
00:19:13I don't know this.
00:19:14Elvis.
00:19:25Are you crazy?
00:19:27Pouring cold water on someone in the dead of winter.
00:19:29Just for disinfection purposes,
00:19:32with all the germs janitors pick up,
00:19:34you have no idea how many diseases he's carrying.
00:19:37Open a window, would you?
00:19:39Just gave this guy a bath,
00:19:40and he still smells like shit.
00:19:44Elvis may be a janitor,
00:19:46but he's the cleanest one here.
00:19:50Gavin's been passed around like a blunt.
00:19:52Who knows how many STDs he has?
00:19:54If anyone needs disinfecting,
00:19:55it's him.
00:19:57Elvis is my husband,
00:20:00and you will respect him.
00:20:02You little...
00:20:03Mom!
00:20:04Do something!
00:20:06How dare you?
00:20:08Gavin's the COO of Invitica.
00:20:10He keeps that whole company running
00:20:12and makes millions doing it.
00:20:14That's the kind of person that deserves respect.
00:20:20You are unbelievable, Nora.
00:20:23It's your father's birthday,
00:20:24and you show up here empty-handed
00:20:27with some guy that looks like
00:20:28he just crawled out of a dumpster.
00:20:30You should have stayed home.
00:20:32Yeah.
00:20:33How's your dumpster diver
00:20:34going to scrounge up the cash
00:20:36for a gift for dad?
00:20:37My Gavin?
00:20:39Brought bottles of wine
00:20:40worth hundreds of thousands.
00:20:42And those are just the cheap ones.
00:20:47In 1945, Romani Conti,
00:20:50a 1961 Chateau Chauvin Blanc,
00:20:52and in 1990,
00:20:54Henri Jaiet,
00:20:55Richebourg Grand Cru.
00:20:58Impressive.
00:20:59These must be your most prized collections.
00:21:01Well, well, well.
00:21:03Looks like our resident janitor
00:21:05knows about more than just scrubbing toilets.
00:21:08You're right, though.
00:21:08Those are top-of-the-line bottles.
00:21:16Especially this one,
00:21:17Mr. Hawthorne.
00:21:18They don't call Henri Jaiet
00:21:20or the billionaire's wine for nothing.
00:21:23Why don't we go and open this bad boy up, shall we?
00:21:27Splendid.
00:21:32You're what every son-in-law should be,
00:21:35Gavin.
00:21:37Man, you went all out.
00:21:39Put the bottle I brought.
00:21:41Puts yours to shame.
00:21:45Put the bottle I brought.
00:21:47Puts yours to shame.
00:21:49You've got a lot of nerve
00:21:51thinking you can outdo Gavin.
00:21:53Let's see what kind of garbage
00:21:55you pulled out of the trash heap.
00:22:02What's this?
00:22:04Homemade moonshine?
00:22:06There's no label.
00:22:08Who knows if it's even safe?
00:22:09Hell, it could be full of deadly toxins.
00:22:12Legit looks like you snatched it off some hobo.
00:22:14What are you trying to do?
00:22:15Poison our dad?
00:22:16No.
00:22:17No, please.
00:22:18Shut up!
00:22:19This is the most appalling gift
00:22:21I've ever received in my life.
00:22:23Now, take your
00:22:25street rat boyfriend
00:22:27and leave!
00:22:30Did it not occur to you
00:22:31that my bottle is unlabeled
00:22:33because it's highly exclusive?
00:22:46Luckily, I have this
00:22:48AI-powered scanner.
00:22:50It's one of Invitica's
00:22:51newest inventions.
00:22:52Scan any product
00:22:54and it tells you
00:22:55its exact value.
00:22:56Doesn't even need a barcode.
00:22:58This will prove
00:22:59that this janitor
00:23:00is bluffing.
00:23:01Nora!
00:23:02How about this?
00:23:03If your wine's cheaper than ours
00:23:05you and your janitor boy toy
00:23:08have to scrub
00:23:09all six bathrooms in the house.
00:23:12Why are you so obsessed with price?
00:23:15It's the thought that counts.
00:23:22Seriously, who gives a fuck about thought?
00:23:25What?
00:23:26Afraid you're gonna lose?
00:23:28We'll take your bet.
00:23:29But if our wine is the more expensive one
00:23:32what do we get in return?
00:23:34If your bottle is more expensive than mine
00:23:37then I, Gavin Winters,
00:23:40will apologize to you
00:23:42from the bottom of my heart.
00:23:45Ugh, boring.
00:23:46New rules.
00:23:47If we lose
00:23:48I'll admit to everyone in the room
00:23:51that Nora's trash husband
00:23:52is better than mine
00:23:53and I'll show him the utmost respect
00:23:55every time I see him.
00:23:56But if you lose
00:23:58you have to get down
00:24:00and lick the wine
00:24:01off my shoes.
00:24:13Market price
00:24:14200 grand.
00:24:29Market price
00:24:30500 grand.
00:24:32Half a million?
00:24:34Oh my goodness!
00:24:36Oh yes.
00:24:45Market price
00:24:46Market price
00:24:471 million.
00:24:51200,000?
00:24:52500,000?
00:24:53A million?
00:24:54What are those bottles made of?
00:24:56Gold?
00:24:57Richard, you just don't get it.
00:24:59With fine wine
00:25:00it's the age
00:25:00and the terroir
00:25:02that separate the gems
00:25:05from the phonies.
00:25:07Incredible!
00:25:08You could buy a whole house
00:25:09with this kind of money.
00:25:10Bianca's new husband
00:25:12is quite impressive.
00:25:14Just a token
00:25:15of my appreciation
00:25:16Mr. Hawthorne.
00:25:18These bottles
00:25:20are reserved for
00:25:21Nvitica's
00:25:21most distinguished
00:25:22VIP clients.
00:25:24Splendid.
00:25:25They're expensive
00:25:26but what really matters
00:25:28is status
00:25:29and exclusivity.
00:25:31Couldn't agree more
00:25:32and if anyone
00:25:34embodies status
00:25:35and exclusivity
00:25:36it's us Hawthorne's.
00:25:40And as for you
00:25:41you bastard
00:25:44I demand
00:25:45an apology.
00:25:49Wait daddy
00:25:49let's have a little fun first.
00:25:52You really did
00:25:53snatch this off
00:25:54some bum
00:25:55didn't you?
00:25:56Insult Elvis again
00:25:57and you'll regret it.
00:26:03Shut it!
00:26:04Biggest mistake
00:26:05of my life
00:26:06was having
00:26:06a worthless
00:26:07daughter like you.
00:26:11Now
00:26:12get out of my sight.
00:26:14Let's just go Elvis.
00:26:16They don't deserve
00:26:17your gift.
00:26:18Wait a second
00:26:19sore losers.
00:26:20We had a bet.
00:26:21You're not walking
00:26:22out of here
00:26:23until you lick
00:26:23the wine off my shoes.
00:26:27And while you're at it
00:26:29why don't you
00:26:29strip that dress down
00:26:31and clean my shoes
00:26:32as well.
00:26:36Fine.
00:26:37I'll do it
00:26:38but you have
00:26:38to stop
00:26:39insulting Elvis.
00:26:49Wait Nora.
00:26:50Nora we don't even
00:26:51know who the winner
00:26:51is yet.
00:26:53Elvis you don't have to
00:26:55it's fine.
00:27:00Price calculator.
00:27:03One million?
00:27:04Price calculator.
00:27:05How is it still
00:27:06going up?
00:27:09Impossible.
00:27:10That's impossible.
00:27:20Welcome
00:27:21to the
00:27:22Find Your Fiancé
00:27:23AI matchmaking event.
00:27:25Our super algorithm
00:27:27will match
00:27:28the Hawthorne sisters
00:27:29with their destined
00:27:31soulmates.
00:27:32Boss?
00:27:33Everything's ready
00:27:34to go.
00:27:35Are you sure
00:27:35you want to pose
00:27:36as a janitor
00:27:37at your own
00:27:38AI matchmaking event?
00:27:39It doesn't matter.
00:27:40Even as a janitor
00:27:41my algorithm
00:27:42will still pick
00:27:42the right person
00:27:43for me.
00:27:44The algorithm's
00:27:45never wrong.
00:27:46Soon the world
00:27:46will see our daughters
00:27:47match with the elite.
00:27:48It's the perfect branding
00:27:49for the Hawthorne family.
00:27:51Excellent.
00:27:52Bianca's match
00:27:53will take us
00:27:53to the top.
00:27:54As for Nora
00:27:55if her match
00:27:56isn't powerful enough
00:27:57she's off to that
00:27:58old man's bed
00:27:59the moment
00:28:00this event wraps.
00:28:01If my match today
00:28:03is powerful enough
00:28:04maybe I can escape
00:28:05the arranged marriage.
00:28:08Welcome.
00:28:09This is my last chance.
00:28:12Could it be me?
00:28:14If I could marry
00:28:15one of them
00:28:15either one
00:28:16would be worth it.
00:28:20Congratulations Nora.
00:28:22Invitica AI
00:28:23has matched you
00:28:24with Gavin Winters
00:28:26Invitica's
00:28:26chief operating officer.
00:28:29Okay.
00:28:29This might work.
00:28:31And Bianca
00:28:32is matched
00:28:32with Elvis Blyce
00:28:34a janitor.
00:28:35How dare the AI
00:28:36match Nora
00:28:37with a billionaire
00:28:37and I'm stuck
00:28:38with a piss poor janitor.
00:28:41Hey babe.
00:28:43Gavin's the name.
00:28:44Money's the game.
00:28:46Ten billion a year
00:28:47to be exact.
00:28:48Bet you're glad
00:28:49you landed
00:28:49on stud like me.
00:28:50Sir,
00:28:51Gavin is Invitica's
00:28:52COO.
00:28:53He could have seen
00:28:53you at last year
00:28:54global exec summit.
00:28:56Aren't you afraid
00:28:56he'll recognize you?
00:28:57Invitica's just one
00:28:58of many companies
00:28:59I have under
00:29:00Mr. S Holdings.
00:29:01Their COO would never
00:29:02find out who I really am.
00:29:07The algorithm
00:29:07got it all wrong.
00:29:09You deserve to be
00:29:11with someone in your league.
00:29:12Not this discount
00:29:13Cinderella.
00:29:15Who doesn't love
00:29:15an upgrade, right?
00:29:24This outcome
00:29:25is unexpected.
00:29:26Interesting.
00:29:27Don't worry
00:29:28poor little Cinderella.
00:29:30The algorithm
00:29:31can't predict everything.
00:29:33Ready for dad
00:29:33to marry you off
00:29:34to some old geezer?
00:29:36Is this really the end?
00:29:41That janitor?
00:29:42He has Bianca's match.
00:29:44Fine.
00:29:45I'll take him.
00:29:45My fate is mine
00:29:47to decide.
00:29:48I'm getting married today.
00:29:50What's she gonna do?
00:29:56Just play along?
00:29:59What?
00:30:14What a surprise.
00:30:17Beautiful.
00:30:18And such a fighter.
00:30:19Interesting.
00:30:20Nora!
00:30:21The hell are you doing?
00:30:22Get that trash trucker
00:30:24away from my daughter
00:30:25now!
00:30:26What a joke!
00:30:26A poor janitor
00:30:28actually married
00:30:28into the Hawthorne family?
00:30:32Do you think maybe
00:30:35you'd consider marrying me?
00:30:37My AI didn't account for her.
00:30:39Which makes her
00:30:40the perfect test subject.
00:30:42Look at me, princess.
00:30:42I'm just a janitor.
00:30:44Your dress
00:30:45costs more than my life savings.
00:30:47Are you sure you want
00:30:48to trade a millionaire
00:30:49for a shoebox apartment?
00:30:52That perfect algorithm
00:30:54is a scam.
00:30:55It knows nothing
00:30:56about true love.
00:30:59True love can be modeled.
00:31:01Just requires
00:31:02a more complex
00:31:02set of code.
00:31:04Okay, Mr. Janitor.
00:31:07I'm not
00:31:08some line of code book.
00:31:09Is she doubting
00:31:10my data?
00:31:11I love turning a doubter
00:31:13into a believer.
00:31:15All right.
00:31:16Let's make a bet.
00:31:18A one-year marriage contract.
00:31:19If I've fallen
00:31:20in love with you,
00:31:21you win.
00:31:22And you'll get half.
00:31:24Everything I own.
00:31:28Of what?
00:31:30A mop and a bucket?
00:31:32Where does a janitor
00:31:33like you get
00:31:34so much confidence from?
00:31:36Tell you what.
00:31:37If I fall for you,
00:31:38you get half of mine.
00:31:40Deal.
00:31:42I like those odds.
00:31:46I'll take this janitor's
00:31:47pride and his bet.
00:31:49Anything's better
00:31:50than my dad's deals.
00:31:59We're getting married.
00:32:02Victor!
00:32:07Let the games begin,
00:32:09Miss Blythe.
00:32:16Boss, that makeup
00:32:17took you five hours.
00:32:19You really just gonna
00:32:20wash it off?
00:32:22I need to start
00:32:22looking my best.
00:32:23Once I plant the seed
00:32:24of attraction in her heart,
00:32:25it'll grow into love.
00:32:28I'm winning this bet.
00:32:31Marrying the janitor.
00:32:33You have made us
00:32:34the Laughingstock Valley.
00:32:36Nora,
00:32:37you took with that loser,
00:32:38the marriage is off.
00:32:40Looks too bad.
00:32:41We already signed the papers.
00:32:43I guess I'm officially
00:32:44a trash trucker's wife.
00:32:46Fine.
00:32:47But when it all falls apart,
00:32:49don't come crawling back to us,
00:32:51begging for forgiveness.
00:32:53You.
00:32:54Throw out our luggage.
00:32:56Please, no,
00:32:57wait, stop.
00:33:00Stop!
00:33:13Now that you're
00:33:14a janitor's wife,
00:33:15you should get used
00:33:16to sleeping on the streets.
00:33:17Sure you can handle
00:33:18being homeless, sis?
00:33:19Stay away from her,
00:33:21Bianca.
00:33:21Poverty stinks.
00:33:24And it's contagious.
00:33:26Oh, my God.
00:33:28Has anyone seen
00:33:29my sister's broke
00:33:30janitor husband?
00:33:31I know.
00:33:32He's off scrubbing
00:33:33toilets somewhere.
00:33:39Where's your beloved janitor?
00:33:41He isn't backing out now,
00:33:42is he?
00:33:43Where are you, Elvis?
00:33:45Watch out.
00:34:08Is this the man
00:34:10I just married?
00:34:12Wait.
00:34:13Those eyes.
00:34:16Those muscles.
00:34:20Is this the man
00:34:21I just married?
00:34:23Whoa, he's,
00:34:24he's handsome.
00:34:29Hey.
00:34:31Are you okay?
00:34:32Why did you jump in the way?
00:34:34I have to protect
00:34:35my new bride, don't I?
00:34:36Is this what it's like
00:34:37to be cared for?
00:34:39No.
00:34:39Don't fall for it, Nora.
00:34:41He's just your
00:34:41contract husband.
00:34:43Winning this bet
00:34:44is going to be
00:34:45a piece of cake.
00:34:46Fuck.
00:34:47The janitor
00:34:48is way too hot
00:34:49for a homely bitch
00:34:49like Nora.
00:34:54What the fuck?
00:34:55You literally
00:34:55just used me
00:34:56as a human shield.
00:34:57Get real, babe.
00:34:59This brain is worth
00:34:59billions to Invitica.
00:35:01Not some cheap janitor
00:35:03whose life costs
00:35:03five bucks.
00:35:05You're right.
00:35:05Brains beat looks.
00:35:07This shit scrubber
00:35:08might have a nice body,
00:35:10but his bank account
00:35:11is malnourished.
00:35:17Horses?
00:35:18Gavin's money
00:35:19really does grow
00:35:20on trees.
00:35:21My husband
00:35:22is the future
00:35:23of Silicon Valley.
00:35:25He might even surpass
00:35:26Mr. S
00:35:27as the richest man alive.
00:35:28Surpass me?
00:35:30Gavin's lucky
00:35:31he's even breathing
00:35:31the same air as me.
00:35:33Mr. S?
00:35:34That's an ambitious goal.
00:35:35Oh, look.
00:35:36The janitor
00:35:37has opinions now.
00:35:38Either way,
00:35:39you're nothing but
00:35:39a sewer rat
00:35:40next to a guy like me.
00:35:41It's a shame
00:35:42you'll never get
00:35:42behind the wheel
00:35:43of this thing.
00:35:44You'll see how
00:35:45different we really are.
00:35:46A Porsche doesn't
00:35:47make you a man.
00:35:48It just makes you
00:35:49a coward
00:35:49in a faster car.
00:35:51Oh, how poetic.
00:35:52Spoken like a true
00:35:53loser's wife.
00:35:55Still acting tough?
00:35:57Don't tell me.
00:35:58You two are actually
00:35:59planning to walk home.
00:36:03Bring out my car.
00:36:24What the hell
00:36:25is that thing?
00:36:26A garbage trough
00:36:28for a professional
00:36:29garbage sweeper.
00:36:30How perfect.
00:36:33Get out of here.
00:36:39Come on.
00:36:47I'm sorry about this.
00:36:49Hey, don't apologize.
00:36:50This is super cool.
00:36:52I've never been
00:36:52in a car like this before.
00:37:19Lucas, I asked
00:37:20for a small house,
00:37:21not a coffin.
00:37:23It's a nice place
00:37:24for a janitor.
00:37:26Make yourself at home.
00:37:27There's only one bedroom,
00:37:28so you'll sleep there
00:37:30and I'll take the couch.
00:37:32I feel bad
00:37:33making you sleep
00:37:34here every night.
00:37:35I couldn't do that.
00:37:37So you'd rather
00:37:37we share the bed?
00:37:39No, I didn't mean that.
00:37:41It's just, I...
00:37:42Whatever makes you feel good.
00:37:45I don't know.
00:37:46I'm just gonna
00:37:47get some clothes out.
00:37:51Peach-flavored lube?
00:37:59You sure did come
00:38:00prepare for our first night
00:38:01together, didn't you?
00:38:03Just give it back.
00:38:06No, give it back.
00:38:07Hey, come on.
00:38:08Give it back.
00:38:09Give it back.
00:38:13This chest...
00:38:14It feels amazing.
00:38:17You really can't wait,
00:38:18can you?
00:38:19We're married now.
00:38:21We'll use it
00:38:21sooner or later,
00:38:23you know?
00:38:26Sooner or later.
00:38:38I'd say the sooner
00:38:39the better.
00:38:42I need some water.
00:38:44Yeah.
00:38:48How cute.
00:38:50I still win this round,
00:38:51though.
00:38:52It's only a matter of time
00:38:53before you
00:38:54fall for me.
00:39:01Damn.
00:39:02He goes shirtless
00:39:03just to fix a pipe?
00:39:05Well, I'm not
00:39:06complaining.
00:39:08Look at this muscle.
00:39:10He's too fine.
00:39:16Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:39:29I didn't know you were there.
00:39:30Oh, my God.
00:39:30Oh, my God.
00:39:32She's perfect.
00:39:36If you think
00:39:37ogling after me
00:39:37after torpedoing me
00:39:38with water
00:39:39is going to make me
00:39:39fall in love with you,
00:39:40you're sorely mistaken.
00:39:45You like to stop?
00:39:46I'm just kidding.
00:39:48Oh, my.
00:39:51Those arms are
00:39:52wider than my waist.
00:39:54Are janitors
00:39:55supposed to be
00:39:56put like that?
00:39:57Now, hold still.
00:40:00Maybe.
00:40:02Oh, you let me
00:40:03enjoy my perks.
00:40:04Sorry for getting you
00:40:05high.
00:40:06I'm usually a lot
00:40:07better at fixing things.
00:40:08No, no, no, never.
00:40:09Fix your maps.
00:40:10They're perfect.
00:40:13The pipe.
00:40:15I meant the pipe.
00:40:16Is the pipe fixed?
00:40:19I'm just going to
00:40:20go back to my room.
00:40:21It's freezing here
00:40:21and soaking wet.
00:40:24Freezing?
00:40:26Well, let me warm you up.
00:40:31What is he trying
00:40:32to do to me?
00:40:36All right,
00:40:37if you want to build
00:40:37heat in your core,
00:40:38you have to engage it.
00:40:39Sure.
00:40:41Yoga can keep me warm.
00:40:43Can you not
00:40:44stand so close?
00:40:46How else am I supposed
00:40:47to correct your form?
00:40:48My form?
00:40:49What, are you a yogi now?
00:40:50I thought you were
00:40:51a janitor.
00:40:52I guess I'm full
00:40:53surprised at it.
00:40:55I'm going to spread
00:40:55your stance a bit.
00:40:59Ready?
00:41:04This is punishment.
00:41:05I touched his abs
00:41:06for three seconds.
00:41:08And now his hands
00:41:09are grabbing my butt.
00:41:10Good.
00:41:11Good.
00:41:11Now, uh,
00:41:11downward dog.
00:41:12Oh!
00:41:13Deeper.
00:41:16I can't.
00:41:18Hold it.
00:41:19Don't come up.
00:41:20Please.
00:41:21It hurts.
00:41:23Dammit, Nora.
00:41:24Don't make that noise.
00:41:26Wow, you're a lot
00:41:27tighter than I thought.
00:41:37Heart rate 140.
00:41:39Respiratory rate 28%.
00:41:44Skin conductivity 40%.
00:41:47Now, your body feels a whole lot
00:41:49like I'm winning this bet.
00:41:50No.
00:41:51No, it's the workout.
00:41:53I'm going to win the bet.
00:41:55Just you wait.
00:41:59Why are your hands shaking?
00:42:01You mean to tell me
00:42:02that your heart
00:42:03isn't beating like a snare drum
00:42:05because of me?
00:42:07Fine.
00:42:07It is because of you.
00:42:12What?
00:42:18What about your little friend?
00:42:20Why is your little friend
00:42:22so hard?
00:42:26She's a menace.
00:42:27I was trying to break her,
00:42:29but I'm the one
00:42:31losing control.
00:42:35Let him answer that
00:42:36for himself.
00:42:39Let him answer that
00:42:40for himself.
00:42:42Whoa.
00:42:43Hello there, buddy.
00:42:45Who's the one
00:42:46losing control now?
00:42:52You want me more
00:42:53than I want you.
00:42:55Did the perfect algorithm
00:42:55predict that?
00:42:57I'm going to go shower.
00:43:00Alone.
00:43:02No peekings.
00:43:06I'm a loser, huh?
00:43:09We'll see about that.
00:43:15Hey, so
00:43:16my dad's birthday party
00:43:17is next week
00:43:18and they're
00:43:19hosting a dinner.
00:43:21You want
00:43:21your husband to attend?
00:43:23That's sweet.
00:43:24Actually,
00:43:24it's just
00:43:26it's going to be this
00:43:26whole gross
00:43:27wealth measuring contest
00:43:28and Bianca and the others
00:43:30are going to target you.
00:43:30I just know it.
00:43:31They're going to make fun
00:43:32of your clothes,
00:43:33your gifts,
00:43:34your everything.
00:43:36So I would embarrass you.
00:43:38But no,
00:43:39no, it's just
00:43:40I don't want to make
00:43:43you go through that.
00:43:45Those people,
00:43:47they only see
00:43:47dollar signs.
00:43:50She's trying
00:43:50to protect me.
00:43:52It's funny,
00:43:52I don't remember
00:43:53seeing send Nora
00:43:54into the lion's den
00:43:55in our marriage contract.
00:43:56Why are you being
00:43:57so nice to me?
00:43:58You don't even know me.
00:44:00Because you're better
00:44:01than all of them.
00:44:04You deserve to be
00:44:05treated like a queen.
00:44:07No one has
00:44:08ever stood
00:44:09in my corner like this.
00:44:10Whatever you'd say.
00:44:14Don't waste
00:44:15whatever little money
00:44:16you have on expensive gifts.
00:44:18They won't appreciate
00:44:19it anyways.
00:44:27Prepare the best gift
00:44:28you could find.
00:44:29One the Hawthorne family
00:44:30can't refuse
00:44:31and something Gavin Winters
00:44:32couldn't get his hands on
00:44:34in a million years.
00:44:37This was a mistake.
00:44:39We shouldn't have come.
00:44:39It's okay, babe.
00:44:40We got dressed.
00:44:54You ready?
00:44:58You ready?
00:44:59Brought your janitor
00:45:00husband to dad's
00:45:01birthday party?
00:45:02I knew you were
00:45:03shameless, Nora.
00:45:04But God,
00:45:05this is a new low for you.
00:45:07I'm shameless.
00:45:09At least my husband's face
00:45:10wasn't plastered across
00:45:11the stadium screen
00:45:12for the whole world to see
00:45:13after just one week
00:45:14of marriage.
00:45:15I don't know
00:45:16what you're talking about.
00:45:17Are you fucking
00:45:18cheating on me
00:45:19on screen?
00:45:22Bianca!
00:45:26Surprise.
00:45:34You brought the janitor?
00:45:36Well, Daddy,
00:45:37since he's already here,
00:45:38I thought he could
00:45:39make himself useful
00:45:40and give the toilets
00:45:41a good scrubbing.
00:45:42Maybe shine Gavin's shoes
00:45:44while he's at it?
00:45:45Hey,
00:45:46knock it off.
00:45:50Don't listen to them.
00:45:54It's okay.
00:45:56Mr. Hawthorne,
00:45:57I heard how much
00:45:58of a wine connoisseur
00:45:59you are,
00:46:00so I decided
00:46:01to bring a few pieces
00:46:02from my wine collection
00:46:03just for you.
00:46:09Good man.
00:46:11Excellent.
00:46:12Bianca sure did pick
00:46:13the right man to marry.
00:46:15All right.
00:46:16Enough standing around.
00:46:17Let's all go inside.
00:46:18Come on, sweetheart.
00:46:20Come on.
00:46:22Let's just go.
00:46:23I am not putting up
00:46:24with this.
00:46:25Hey, come on.
00:46:26I didn't bring this gift
00:46:26for nothing.
00:46:27Let's just see how it goes.
00:46:29I don't know this.
00:46:31Elvis.
00:46:42Are you crazy?
00:46:43Boring cold water
00:46:44on someone
00:46:44in the dead of winter?
00:46:46Just for disinfection purposes,
00:46:48with all the germs
00:46:49janitors pick up,
00:46:50you have no idea
00:46:51how many diseases
00:46:52he's carrying.
00:46:53Open a window,
00:46:54would you?
00:46:55Just gave this guy a bath
00:46:56and he still smells like shit.
00:47:00Elvis may be a janitor,
00:47:02but he's the cleanest one here.
00:47:06Gevinson passed around
00:47:07like a blunt.
00:47:08Who knows how many
00:47:08STDs he has?
00:47:10If anyone he's disinfecting,
00:47:12it's him.
00:47:13Elvis is my husband
00:47:15and you will
00:47:17respect him.
00:47:18Oh, you little...
00:47:19Mom!
00:47:20Do something!
00:47:22How dare you?
00:47:24Gavin's the COO
00:47:25of Invitica.
00:47:26He keeps that whole
00:47:27company running
00:47:28and makes millions
00:47:29doing it.
00:47:30That's the kind of person
00:47:31that deserves respect.
00:47:36You are unbelievable,
00:47:38Dora.
00:47:39It's your father's birthday
00:47:40and you show up here
00:47:41empty-handed
00:47:43with some guy
00:47:44that looks like
00:47:44he just crawled out
00:47:45of a dumpster.
00:47:47You should have
00:47:47stayed home.
00:47:49Yeah.
00:47:49How's your dumpster diver
00:47:51going to scrounge up
00:47:51the cash
00:47:52for a gift for Dad?
00:47:54My Gavin
00:47:55brought bottles of wine
00:47:57worth hundreds
00:47:57of thousands
00:47:58and those are
00:47:59just the cheap ones.
00:48:03in 1945
00:48:04Romani Conti
00:48:06in 1961
00:48:07Chateau Chauvin Blanc
00:48:08and in 1990
00:48:10Henri Jaillet
00:48:12Richebourg Grand Cru.
00:48:14Impressive.
00:48:15These must be
00:48:16your most prized collections.
00:48:18Well, well, well.
00:48:19Looks like
00:48:20our resident janitor
00:48:21knows about more
00:48:22than just scrubbing toilets.
00:48:24You're right, though.
00:48:25Those are
00:48:25top-of-the-line bottles.
00:48:32Especially this one,
00:48:33Mr. Hawthorne.
00:48:34They don't call
00:48:35Henry Jeyer
00:48:36the billionaire's
00:48:37wine for nothing.
00:48:39Why don't we go
00:48:40and open this
00:48:41bad boy up, shall we?
00:48:43Splendid.
00:48:48You're what
00:48:49every son-in-law
00:48:50should be,
00:48:51Gavin.
00:48:53Man, you win all out.
00:48:55But the bottle
00:48:56I brought
00:48:57puts yours to shame.
00:49:05You've got a lot of nerve
00:49:07thinking you can
00:49:08outdo Gavin.
00:49:09Let's see what kind of
00:49:11garbage you pull
00:49:11out of the trash heap.
00:49:18What's this?
00:49:20Homemade moonshine?
00:49:22There's no label.
00:49:24Who knows if it's even safe?
00:49:25Hell, it could be
00:49:26full of deadly toxins.
00:49:28Legit looks like
00:49:29you snatched it
00:49:29off some hobo.
00:49:30What are you trying
00:49:31to do?
00:49:32Poison our dad?
00:49:33No, no, please.
00:49:34Shut up!
00:49:35This is the most
00:49:36appalling gift
00:49:37I've ever received
00:49:39in my life.
00:49:40Now, take your
00:49:41street rat boyfriend
00:49:43and leave!
00:49:46Did it not occur
00:49:47to you that my bottle
00:49:48is unlabeled
00:49:49because it's highly
00:49:50exclusive?
00:50:02Luckily, I have
00:50:04this AI-powered scanner.
00:50:06It's one of
00:50:07Invitica's newest
00:50:08inventions.
00:50:09Scan any product
00:50:10and it tells you
00:50:11its exact value.
00:50:13It doesn't even
00:50:13need a barcode.
00:50:14This will prove
00:50:15that this janitor
00:50:16is bluffing.
00:50:17Nora, how about
00:50:19this?
00:50:20If your wine's
00:50:21cheaper than ours,
00:50:22you and your
00:50:23janitor boy toy
00:50:24have to scrub
00:50:25all six bathrooms
00:50:26in the house.
00:50:28Why are you so
00:50:30obsessed with price?
00:50:31It's the thought
00:50:32that counts.
00:50:38Seriously, who gives
00:50:39a fuck about thought?
00:50:41What?
00:50:42Afraid you're
00:50:42going to lose?
00:50:44We'll take your
00:50:45bet.
00:50:46But if our wine
00:50:47is the more
00:50:47expensive one,
00:50:48what do we get
00:50:49in return?
00:50:51If your bottle
00:50:52is more expensive
00:50:53than mine,
00:50:54then I,
00:50:55Gavin Winters
00:50:56will apologize
00:50:58to you
00:50:58from the bottom
00:50:59of my heart.
00:51:01Ugh, boring.
00:51:02New rules.
00:51:03If we lose,
00:51:05I'll admit to
00:51:06everyone in the room
00:51:07that Nora's
00:51:07trash husband
00:51:08is better than mine.
00:51:09And I'll show him
00:51:10the utmost respect
00:51:11every time I see him.
00:51:12But if you lose,
00:51:14you have to get down
00:51:16and lick the wine
00:51:17off my shoes.
00:51:29market price
00:51:30$200,000.
00:51:32Mm-hmm.
00:51:32Mm-hmm.
00:51:45Market price
00:51:46$500,000.
00:51:48Mm-hmm.
00:51:49Half a million?
00:51:50Oh my goodness.
00:51:52Oh yes.
00:52:02market price
00:52:03$1,000,000.
00:52:07$200,000?
00:52:09$500,000?
00:52:09A million?
00:52:11What are those
00:52:11bottles made of?
00:52:12Gold?
00:52:13Richard,
00:52:14you just don't get it.
00:52:15With fine wine,
00:52:16it's the age
00:52:17and the terroir
00:52:18that separate
00:52:19the gems
00:52:21from the phonies.
00:52:23incredible.
00:52:24You could buy
00:52:24a whole house
00:52:25with this kind
00:52:26of money.
00:52:27Bianca's new husband
00:52:28is quite impressive.
00:52:30Just a token
00:52:31of my appreciation,
00:52:33Mr. Hawthorne.
00:52:35These bottles
00:52:36are reserved
00:52:37for Invitica's
00:52:38most distinguished
00:52:38VIP clients.
00:52:40Splendid.
00:52:41They're expensive.
00:52:43But what really
00:52:44matters is status
00:52:45and exclusivity.
00:52:47Couldn't agree more.
00:52:49And if anyone
00:52:50embodies status
00:52:51and exclusivity,
00:52:53it's us Hawthorne's.
00:52:56And as for you,
00:52:57you bastard,
00:53:00I demand
00:53:01an apology.
00:53:05Wait, Daddy.
00:53:06Let's have a little
00:53:07fun first.
00:53:08You really did
00:53:09snatch this off
00:53:10some bum,
00:53:11didn't you?
00:53:13Insult Ellis again
00:53:13and you'll regret it.
00:53:19Shut it.
00:53:20Biggest mistake
00:53:21of my life
00:53:22was having a worthless
00:53:23daughter like you.
00:53:27Now,
00:53:28get out of my sight.
00:53:30Just go, Ellis.
00:53:32They don't deserve
00:53:33your gift.
00:53:34Wait a second,
00:53:35sore losers.
00:53:36We had a bet.
00:53:38You're not walking
00:53:38out of here
00:53:39until you lick
00:53:40the wine off my shoes.
00:53:43And while you're at it,
00:53:45why don't you
00:53:46strip that dress down
00:53:47and clean my shoes
00:53:48as well?
00:53:52Fine.
00:53:53I'll do it,
00:53:54but you have
00:53:55to stop
00:53:55insulting Elvis.
00:54:05Wait, Nora.
00:54:06Nora,
00:54:07we don't even know
00:54:07who the winner is yet.
00:54:10Elvis,
00:54:10you don't have to,
00:54:11it's fine.
00:54:16Price calculating.
00:54:19One million?
00:54:20Price calculating.
00:54:21How is it still going up?
00:54:26Impossible.
00:54:26That's impossible.
00:54:37Welcome
00:54:37to the
00:54:38Find Your Fiancé
00:54:39AI matchmaking event.
00:54:41Our super algorithm
00:54:43will match
00:54:44the Hawthorne sisters
00:54:45with their
00:54:46destined soulmates.
00:54:48Boss,
00:54:49everything's ready to go.
00:54:51Are you sure
00:54:51you want to pose
00:54:52as a janitor
00:54:53at your own
00:54:54AI matchmaking event?
00:54:55It doesn't matter.
00:54:56Even as a janitor,
00:54:57my algorithm
00:54:58will still pick
00:54:59the right person for me.
00:55:00The algorithm's
00:55:01never wrong.
00:55:02Soon,
00:55:02the world will see
00:55:03our daughters
00:55:03match with the Elite.
00:55:04It's perfect branding
00:55:05for the Hawthorne family.
00:55:07Excellent.
00:55:08Bianca's match
00:55:09will take us
00:55:10to the top.
00:55:11As for Nora,
00:55:12if her match
00:55:12isn't powerful enough,
00:55:14she's off to that
00:55:14old man's bed
00:55:16the moment
00:55:17this event wraps.
00:55:18If my match today
00:55:19is powerful enough,
00:55:20maybe I can escape
00:55:22their arranged marriage.
00:55:24Welcome.
00:55:25This is my last chance.
00:55:29Could it be me?
00:55:30Man,
00:55:30if I could marry
00:55:31one of them,
00:55:31neither one
00:55:32would be worth it.
00:55:36Congratulations, Nora.
00:55:38Invitica AI
00:55:39has matched you
00:55:40with Gavin Winters,
00:55:42Invitica's
00:55:43chief operating officer.
00:55:45Okay,
00:55:46this might work.
00:55:47And Bianca
00:55:48is matched
00:55:49with Elvis Blythe,
00:55:50a janitor.
00:55:51How dare the AI
00:55:52match Nora
00:55:53with a billionaire
00:55:54and I'm stuck
00:55:55with a piss
00:55:55poor janitor.
00:55:57Hey, babe.
00:55:59Gavin's the name.
00:56:01Money's the game.
00:56:0210 billion a year
00:56:03to be exact.
00:56:04Bet you're glad
00:56:05you landed
00:56:05on a stud like me.
00:56:07Sir,
00:56:07Gavin is Invitica's
00:56:08COO.
00:56:09He could have seen
00:56:10your last year
00:56:10global exec summit.
00:56:11Aren't you afraid
00:56:12he'll recognize you?
00:56:14Invitica's
00:56:14just one of many
00:56:15companies I have
00:56:15under Mr. S Holdings.
00:56:17Their COO
00:56:18would never find out
00:56:19who I really am.
00:56:23The algorithm
00:56:24got it all wrong.
00:56:26You deserve
00:56:26to be with someone
00:56:27in your league,
00:56:28not this discount,
00:56:29Cinderella.
00:56:31Who doesn't love
00:56:32an upgrade, right?
00:56:40This outcome
00:56:41is unexpected.
00:56:42Interesting.
00:56:44Don't worry,
00:56:45poor little Cinderella.
00:56:46The algorithm
00:56:47can't predict everything.
00:56:49Ready for dad
00:56:49to marry you off
00:56:50to some old geezer?
00:56:52Is this really the end?
00:56:57That janitor?
00:56:58He has Bianca's match.
00:57:00Fine.
00:57:01I'll take him.
00:57:02My fate is mine
00:57:03to decide.
00:57:04I'm getting married
00:57:05today.
00:57:06What's she gonna do?
00:57:13Just play along?
00:57:15What?
00:57:30What a surprise.
00:57:33Beautiful.
00:57:34And such a fighter.
00:57:35Interesting.
00:57:36Nora!
00:57:37The hell are you doing?
00:57:38Get that trash trucker
00:57:40away from my daughter
00:57:41now!
00:57:41What a joke!
00:57:43A poor janitor
00:57:44actually married
00:57:45into the Hawthorne family?
00:57:48Do you think maybe
00:57:51you'd consider marrying me?
00:57:53My AI didn't account for her,
00:57:55which makes her
00:57:56the perfect test subject.
00:57:58Look at me, princess.
00:57:59I'm just a janitor.
00:58:00Your dress
00:58:01costs more than my life savings.
00:58:03Are you sure you want to
00:58:04trade a millionaire
00:58:05for a shoebox apartment?
00:58:08That perfect algorithm
00:58:10is a scam
00:58:11that knows nothing
00:58:13about true love.
00:58:15True love
00:58:16can be modeled.
00:58:17It just requires
00:58:18a more complex
00:58:19set of code.
00:58:20Okay, Mr. Janitor.
00:58:23I'm not
00:58:24some line of code, though.
00:58:25Is she doubting
00:58:26my data?
00:58:27I'd love turning
00:58:28a doubter
00:58:29into a believer.
00:58:31Alright.
00:58:32Let's make a bet.
00:58:34A one-year
00:58:34marriage contract.
00:58:36Yes,
00:58:36I've fallen in love
00:58:37with you.
00:58:37You win.
00:58:38And you'll get
00:58:39half.
00:58:40Everything I own.
00:58:44Of what?
00:58:46A mop
00:58:47and a bucket?
00:58:48Where does a janitor
00:58:49like you
00:58:50get so much confidence
00:58:51from?
00:58:52Tell you what.
00:58:53If I fall for you,
00:58:55you get half a money.
00:58:56Deal.
00:58:58I like those odds.
00:59:02I'll take this janitor's
00:59:04pride and his bet.
00:59:06Anything's better
00:59:06than my dad's deals.
00:59:15We're getting married.
00:59:16I need...
00:59:16No!
00:59:18Victor!
00:59:23Let the games begin,
00:59:25Miss Blythe.
00:59:32Boss,
00:59:33that makeup took you
00:59:33five hours.
00:59:35You really just gonna
00:59:36wash it off?
00:59:38I need to start
00:59:38looking my best.
00:59:39Once I plant the seed
00:59:40of attraction in her heart,
00:59:42it'll grow into love.
00:59:44I'm winning this bet.
00:59:47Marrying the janitor.
00:59:49You have made us
00:59:50the Laughingstock Valley.
00:59:52Nora,
00:59:53you took
00:59:53with that loser,
00:59:54the marriage is off.
00:59:56Looks too bad.
00:59:57We already signed
00:59:58the papers.
00:59:59I guess I'm officially
01:00:00a trash trucker's wife.
01:00:02Fine.
01:00:03But when it all
01:00:04falls apart,
01:00:05don't come crawling
01:00:06back to us
01:00:07begging for forgiveness.
01:00:09You,
01:00:10throw out our luggage.
01:00:12Please,
01:00:13no,
01:00:14wait,
01:00:14stop!
01:00:18Stop!
01:00:29Now that you're
01:00:30a janitor's wife,
01:00:31you should get used
01:00:32to sleeping on the streets.
01:00:33Sure you can handle
01:00:34being homeless, sis?
01:00:35Stay away from her,
01:00:37Bianca.
01:00:38Poverty
01:00:39stinks.
01:00:40And it's contagious.
01:00:43Oh my God!
01:00:44Has anyone seen
01:00:45my sister's broke
01:00:46janitor husband?
01:00:47I know.
01:00:48He's off scrubbing
01:00:49toilets somewhere.
01:00:55Where's your beloved janitor?
01:00:57Isn't backing out now,
01:00:58is he?
01:00:59Where are you, Elvis?
01:01:01Watch out!
01:01:25Is this the man
01:01:26I just married?
01:01:28Wait,
01:01:29that was eyes.
01:01:33Those muscles.
01:01:36Is this the man
01:01:37I just married?
01:01:39Whoa,
01:01:40he's,
01:01:40he's handsome.
01:01:45Hey.
01:01:47Are you okay?
01:01:48Why did you jump
01:01:49in the way?
01:01:50I have to protect
01:01:51my new bride,
01:01:51don't I?
01:01:52Is this what it's like
01:01:53to be cared for?
01:01:55No,
01:01:56don't fall for it,
01:01:56Nora.
01:01:57He's just your
01:01:58contract husband.
01:01:59Winning this bet
01:02:00is going to be
01:02:01a piece of cake.
01:02:02Fuck!
01:02:03The janitor is way
01:02:04too hot for a homely
01:02:05bitch like Nora.
01:02:10What the fuck?
01:02:11You literally
01:02:12just used me
01:02:12as a human shield.
01:02:13Get real,
01:02:14babe.
01:02:15This brain is worth
01:02:16billions to
01:02:17Invitica.
01:02:17Not some cheap
01:02:18janitor whose life
01:02:19costs five bucks.
01:02:21You're right.
01:02:22Brains beat looks.
01:02:23This shit scrubber
01:02:24might have a nice
01:02:25body,
01:02:26but his bank
01:02:27account is
01:02:27malnourished.
01:02:33Horses?
01:02:35Gavin's money
01:02:35really does
01:02:36grow on trees.
01:02:38My husband
01:02:39is the future
01:02:40of Silicon Valley.
01:02:41He might even
01:02:42surpass Mr. S
01:02:43as the richest
01:02:43man alive.
01:02:44Surpass me?
01:02:46Gavin's lucky
01:02:47he's even breathing
01:02:48the same air as me.
01:02:49Mr. S?
01:02:50That's an ambitious goal.
01:02:52Oh, look,
01:02:52the janitor
01:02:53has opinions now.
01:02:54Either way,
01:02:55you're nothing but
01:02:55a sewer rat
01:02:56next to a guy
01:02:57like me.
01:02:57It's a shame
01:02:58you'll never get
01:02:59behind the wheel
01:02:59of this thing.
01:03:00You'll see how
01:03:01different we really
01:03:01are.
01:03:02A Porsche doesn't
01:03:03make you a man.
01:03:04It just makes you
01:03:05a coward in a
01:03:06faster car.
01:03:07Oh, how poetic.
01:03:08Spoken like a true
01:03:10loser's wife.
01:03:11Still acting tough?
01:03:13Don't tell me.
01:03:14You two are actually
01:03:15planning to walk
01:03:16home.
01:03:19Bring out my car.
01:03:41What the hell
01:03:42is that thing?
01:03:43A garbage trough
01:03:44for a professional
01:03:45garbage sweeper.
01:03:46How perfect.
01:03:49Get out of here.
01:03:54Come on.
01:04:03I'm sorry about this.
01:04:05Hey, don't apologize.
01:04:06This is super cool.
01:04:08I've never been in a car
01:04:09like this before.
01:04:35Lucas, I asked for a
01:04:37small house, not a
01:04:38coffin.
01:04:39It's a nice place
01:04:40for a janitor.
01:04:42Make yourself at home.
01:04:43There's only one
01:04:44bedroom, so you'll
01:04:46sleep there, and
01:04:47I'll take the couch.
01:04:48I feel bad making
01:04:50you sleep here
01:04:50every night.
01:04:51I couldn't do that.
01:04:53So you'd rather
01:04:53wish you out of bed?
01:04:55No, I didn't mean
01:04:57that.
01:04:57It's just, I...
01:04:59Whatever makes you
01:05:00feel good.
01:05:01I don't know.
01:05:03I'm just gonna get
01:05:03some clothes out.
01:05:07Peach-flavored lube?
01:05:15You sure did come
01:05:16prepared for our
01:05:17first night together,
01:05:18didn't you?
01:05:19Just give it back.
01:05:22No.
01:05:22Give it back.
01:05:23Hey, come on!
01:05:25Give it back.
01:05:28Oh, wow.
01:05:29It's Jess.
01:05:31It feels amazing.
01:05:33You really can't
01:05:34wait, can you?
01:05:36We're married now.
01:05:37We'll use it sooner
01:05:38or later, you know?
01:05:42Sooner or later.
01:05:54I'd say the sooner
01:05:55the better.
01:05:58I need some water.
01:06:00Yeah.
01:06:04How cute.
01:06:06I still win this round
01:06:07though.
01:06:08It's only a matter of
01:06:09time before you
01:06:10fall for me.
01:06:18He goes shirtless
01:06:20just to fix a pipe?
01:06:21Well, I'm not
01:06:22complaining.
01:06:24Look at this muscle.
01:06:26He's too fine.
01:06:32Oh, help it!
01:06:40Oh, gosh.
01:06:42Oh.
01:06:43I'm so sorry.
01:06:45I didn't know
01:06:45you were there.
01:06:46Oh, my God.
01:06:48She's perfect.
01:06:52If you think
01:06:53ogling after me
01:06:54after torpedoing you
01:06:55with water
01:06:55is going to make me
01:06:55fall in love with you,
01:06:56you're sorely mistaken.
01:07:01Like this, huh?
01:07:02I'm just kidding.
01:07:05Oh, my.
01:07:06Oh, my.
01:07:07Those arms are
01:07:08wider than my waist.
01:07:10Are janitors
01:07:11supposed to be
01:07:12built like that?
01:07:13Now, hold still
01:07:15and maybe...
01:07:18Oh, you're
01:07:19going to enjoy
01:07:19my perks.
01:07:20Sorry for getting you
01:07:22high.
01:07:22I'm usually a lot
01:07:23better at fixing things.
01:07:24No, no, no.
01:07:26Fix your maps.
01:07:26They're perfect.
01:07:29The pipe.
01:07:31I meant the pipe.
01:07:32Is the pipe fixed?
01:07:35Um, I'm just
01:07:36going to go back
01:07:36to my room.
01:07:37It's freezing here
01:07:37and I'm soaking wet,
01:07:40so...
01:07:40freezing.
01:07:42Well, let me warm you up.
01:07:47What is he trying
01:07:48to do to me?
01:07:52All right,
01:07:53if you want to build
01:07:53heat in your core,
01:07:54you have to engage it.
01:07:56Sure.
01:07:57Yoga can keep me warm.
01:07:59Can you...
01:08:00Can you not
01:08:00stand so close?
01:08:02How else am I
01:08:03supposed to correct
01:08:03your form?
01:08:04My form?
01:08:05What, are you a
01:08:06yogi now?
01:08:06I thought you were
01:08:07a janitor.
01:08:08Guess I'm
01:08:09full surprise it.
01:08:10I'm going to spread
01:08:11your stance a bit.
01:08:15Ready?
01:08:16Oh.
01:08:19Ah, this is punishment.
01:08:21I touched his abs
01:08:23for three seconds
01:08:24and now his hands
01:08:25are grabbing my butt.
01:08:26Good, now, uh,
01:08:27downward dog.
01:08:28Oh!
01:08:29Deeper.
01:08:32I can't.
01:08:34Hold it.
01:08:35Don't come up.
01:08:36Please.
01:08:37It hurts.
01:08:39Damn it,
01:08:40Nora.
01:08:41Don't make that
01:08:41noise.
01:08:42Wow, you're a lot
01:08:43tighter than I thought.
01:08:44What?
01:08:53Heart rate 140.
01:08:55Respiratory rate
01:08:5628%.
01:09:00Skin conductivity
01:09:0140%.
01:09:0230%.
01:09:04All right, your body
01:09:05feels a whole lot
01:09:05like I'm winning
01:09:06this bet.
01:09:07No, no, it's
01:09:08the workout.
01:09:09I'm going to win
01:09:10the bet.
01:09:11Just you.
01:09:13Wait.
01:09:16Why are your hands
01:09:16shaking?
01:09:17You mean to tell me
01:09:18that your heart
01:09:20isn't beating like a
01:09:20snare drum because of me?
01:09:23Fine.
01:09:24It is because of you.
01:09:34What about your little
01:09:35friend?
01:09:36Why is your little
01:09:37friend so hard?
01:09:42She's a menace.
01:09:43I was trying to break
01:09:45her, but I'm the one
01:09:47losing control.
01:09:51Let him answer that
01:09:52for himself.
01:09:55Let him answer that
01:09:56for himself.
01:09:58Whoa.
01:09:59Hello there, buddy.
01:10:01Who's someone
01:10:02losing control now?
01:10:08You want me more
01:10:10than I want you.
01:10:11Did the perfect algorithm
01:10:12predict that?
01:10:13I'm going to go
01:10:14shower.
01:10:16Alone.
01:10:18No peekings.
01:10:23I'm a loser, huh?
01:10:25We'll see about that.
01:10:31Hey, so my dad's
01:10:33birthday party is next
01:10:34week and they're
01:10:35hosting a dinner.
01:10:37You want your husband
01:10:38to attend?
01:10:39That's sweet.
01:10:40Actually, it's just
01:10:42it's going to be this
01:10:43whole gross wealth
01:10:44measuring contest and
01:10:45Bianca and the others
01:10:46are going to target you.
01:10:47I just know it.
01:10:47They're going to make
01:10:48fun of your clothes,
01:10:49your gifts,
01:10:50your everything.
01:10:52So I would
01:10:53embarrass you.
01:10:54No, no.
01:10:55It's just
01:10:56I don't want to make
01:10:59you go through that.
01:11:01Those people,
01:11:03they only see
01:11:04dollar signs.
01:11:06She's trying to protect me.
01:11:08It's funny.
01:11:08I don't remember seeing
01:11:09send Nora into the
01:11:10lion's den in our
01:11:11marriage contract.
01:11:13Why are you being so
01:11:14nice to me?
01:11:14You don't even know me.
01:11:16Because you're better
01:11:17than all of them.
01:11:20You deserve to be
01:11:21treated like a queen.
01:11:23No one has ever
01:11:24stood in my corner
01:11:25like this.
01:11:26What have you been saying?
01:11:30Don't waste
01:11:31whatever little money
01:11:32you have on
01:11:32expensive gifts.
01:11:34They won't
01:11:35appreciate it anyways.
01:11:43Prepare the best gift
01:11:44you could find.
01:11:45One the Hawthorne family
01:11:46can't refuse
01:11:47and something Gavin
01:11:48Winters couldn't get
01:11:49his hands on
01:11:50in a million years.
01:11:54This was a mistake.
01:11:55We shouldn't have come.
01:11:56It's okay, babe.
01:11:56We got this.
01:12:10You ready?
01:12:14You actually brought
01:12:15your janitor husband
01:12:16to dad's birthday party?
01:12:18I knew you were
01:12:19shameless, Nora,
01:12:20but God,
01:12:21this is a new low for you.
01:12:23I'm shameless.
01:12:25At least my husband's face
01:12:26wasn't plastered across
01:12:27the stadium screen
01:12:28for the whole world to see
01:12:29after just one week
01:12:30of marriage.
01:12:31I don't know
01:12:32what you're talking about.
01:12:33Are you fucking
01:12:34shooting on me
01:12:35on screen?
01:12:38Bianca!
01:12:42Surprise.
01:12:43Hey.
01:12:50You brought the janitor?
01:12:52Well, Daddy,
01:12:53since he's already here,
01:12:54I thought he could
01:12:55make himself useful
01:12:56and give the toilets
01:12:57a good scrubbing.
01:12:58Maybe shine Gavin's
01:13:00shoes while he's at it?
01:13:01Hey, knock it off.
01:13:06Don't listen to them.
01:13:10It's okay.
01:13:12Mr. Hawthorne,
01:13:13I heard how much
01:13:14of a wine connoisseur
01:13:15you are,
01:13:16so I decided to bring
01:13:18a few pieces
01:13:18from my wine collection
01:13:19just for you.
01:13:26good man.
01:13:27Excellent.
01:13:28Bianca sure did pick
01:13:29the right man to marry.
01:13:31All right.
01:13:32Enough standing around.
01:13:34Let's all go inside.
01:13:35Come on, sweetheart.
01:13:38Let's just go.
01:13:39I am not putting up
01:13:40with this.
01:13:41Hey, come on.
01:13:42I didn't bring this gift
01:13:42for nothing.
01:13:43Let's just see how it goes.
01:13:45I don't know this.
01:13:47Elvis.
01:13:58Are you crazy?
01:13:59Pouring cold water
01:14:00on someone
01:14:01in the dead of winter.
01:14:02Just for disinfection purposes,
01:14:04with all the germs
01:14:05janitors pick up,
01:14:06you have no idea
01:14:07how many diseases
01:14:08he's carrying.
01:14:09Open a window,
01:14:10would you?
01:14:11Just gave this guy
01:14:12a bath
01:14:12and he still smells
01:14:13like shit.
01:14:17Elvis may be a janitor,
01:14:18but he's the cleanest
01:14:19one here.
01:14:22Gavin's been passed
01:14:23around like a blunt.
01:14:24Who knows how many
01:14:25STDs he has?
01:14:26If anyone needs
01:14:27disinfecting,
01:14:28it's him.
01:14:30Elvis is my husband,
01:14:32and you will
01:14:33respect him.
01:14:34You little...
01:14:36Mom!
01:14:37Do something!
01:14:38How dare you?
01:14:40Gavin's the COO
01:14:42of Invitica.
01:14:42He keeps that whole
01:14:43company running
01:14:44and makes millions
01:14:45doing it.
01:14:46That's the kind
01:14:47of person
01:14:47that deserves respect.
01:14:52You are unbelievable,
01:14:54Nora.
01:14:55It's your father's birthday
01:14:57and you show up here
01:14:57empty-handed
01:14:59with some guy
01:15:00that looks like
01:15:00he just crawled out
01:15:01out of a dumpster.
01:15:03You should have
01:15:04stayed home.
01:15:05Yeah.
01:15:05How's your dumpster diver
01:15:07going to scrounge up
01:15:08the cash
01:15:08for a gift for dad?
01:15:10My Gavin
01:15:11brought bottles of wine
01:15:13worth hundreds
01:15:14of thousands,
01:15:14and those are just
01:15:16the cheap ones.
01:15:19In 1945,
01:15:21Romani Conti,
01:15:22a 1961 Chateau
01:15:24Chauvin Blanc,
01:15:25and in 1990,
01:15:27Henri Jaillet,
01:15:28Richebourg Grand Cru.
01:15:31Impressive.
01:15:32These must be
01:15:32your most prized
01:15:33collections.
01:15:34Well, well, well.
01:15:35Looks like
01:15:36our resident janitor
01:15:37knows about more
01:15:38than just scrubbing
01:15:39toilets.
01:15:40You're right, though.
01:15:41Those are
01:15:41top-of-the-line bottles.
01:15:48Especially this one,
01:15:50Mr. Hawthorne.
01:15:51They don't call
01:15:52Henry J or
01:15:52the billionaire's
01:15:53wine for nothing.
01:15:55Why don't we go
01:15:57and open this
01:15:57bad boy up,
01:15:58Sheldon?
01:15:59Splendid.
01:16:05You're what
01:16:05every son-in-law
01:16:06should be,
01:16:08Gavin.
01:16:09Man, you
01:16:10went all out.
01:16:12But the bottle
01:16:12I brought
01:16:13puts yours
01:16:14to shame.
01:16:17But the bottle
01:16:18I brought
01:16:19puts yours
01:16:20to shame.
01:16:22You've got
01:16:22a lot of nerve
01:16:23thinking you
01:16:24can outdo
01:16:25Gavin.
01:16:26Let's see
01:16:26what kind
01:16:27of garbage
01:16:27you pull
01:16:28out of the
01:16:28trash heap.
01:16:34What's this?
01:16:36Homemade moonshine?
01:16:38There's no label.
01:16:40Who knows
01:16:40if it's even
01:16:41safe.
01:16:42Hell,
01:16:42it could be
01:16:42full of deadly
01:16:43toxins.
01:16:44Legit looks like
01:16:45you snatched it
01:16:46off some hobo.
01:16:47What are you
01:16:47trying to do?
01:16:48Poison our dad?
01:16:49No.
01:16:49No, please.
01:16:50Shut up!
01:16:52This is the most
01:16:52appalling gift
01:16:53I've ever received
01:16:55in my life.
01:16:56Now,
01:16:57take your
01:16:57street rat
01:16:59boyfriend
01:16:59and leave!
01:17:02Did it not
01:17:03occur to you
01:17:03that my bottle
01:17:04is unlabeled
01:17:05because it's
01:17:06highly exclusive?
01:17:19Luckily,
01:17:20I have this
01:17:20AI-powered
01:17:22scanner.
01:17:22It's one of
01:17:23Invitica's
01:17:23newest inventions.
01:17:25Scan
01:17:25any product
01:17:26and it tells you
01:17:27its exact
01:17:28value.
01:17:29It doesn't even
01:17:29need a barcode.
01:17:30This will prove
01:17:31that this janitor
01:17:32is bluffing.
01:17:33Nora,
01:17:34how about this?
01:17:36If your wine's
01:17:37cheaper than ours,
01:17:38you and your
01:17:39janitor boy toy
01:17:40have to scrub
01:17:41all six bathrooms
01:17:42in the house.
01:17:44Why are you
01:17:46so obsessed
01:17:46with price?
01:17:47It's the thought
01:17:48that counts.
01:17:54Seriously,
01:17:55who gives a fuck
01:17:56about thought?
01:17:57What?
01:17:58Afraid you're
01:17:59going to lose?
01:18:00We'll take your
01:18:01bet.
01:18:02But if our wine
01:18:03is the more
01:18:03expensive one,
01:18:04what do we get
01:18:05in return?
01:18:07If your bottle
01:18:08is more expensive
01:18:09than mine,
01:18:10then I,
01:18:11Gavin Winters,
01:18:13will apologize
01:18:14to you
01:18:15from the bottom
01:18:16of my heart.
01:18:17Ugh,
01:18:18boring.
01:18:19New rules.
01:18:20If we lose,
01:18:21I'll admit to
01:18:22everyone in the room
01:18:23that Nora's trash
01:18:24husband is better
01:18:25than mine,
01:18:25and I'll show
01:18:26him the utmost
01:18:27respect every
01:18:28time I see him.
01:18:28But if you lose,
01:18:31you have to get
01:18:32down and lick
01:18:33the wine off
01:18:34my shoes.
01:18:45Market price,
01:18:47200 grand.
01:19:01Market price,
01:19:02500 grand.
01:19:05Half a million?
01:19:06Oh my goodness.
01:19:07Oh my goodness.
01:19:08Oh yes.
01:19:17Market price,
01:19:19one million.
01:19:23200,000?
01:19:25500,000?
01:19:26A million?
01:19:27What are those
01:19:27bottles made of?
01:19:28Gold?
01:19:29Richard,
01:19:30you just don't get it.
01:19:31But fine wine
01:19:32is the age
01:19:33and the terroir
01:19:34that separate
01:19:35the gems
01:19:37from the phonies.
01:19:39Incredible.
01:19:40You could buy
01:19:41a whole house
01:19:41with this kind
01:19:42of money.
01:19:43Bianca's new husband
01:19:44is quite impressive.
01:19:46Just a token
01:19:47of my appreciation.
01:19:49Mr. Hawthorne.
01:19:51These bottles
01:19:52are reserved
01:19:53for Invitica's
01:19:54most distinguished
01:19:54VIP clients.
01:19:57Splendid.
01:19:58They're expensive.
01:19:59But what really
01:20:00matters is status
01:20:01and exclusivity.
01:20:03Couldn't agree more.
01:20:05And if anyone
01:20:06embodies status
01:20:07and exclusivity,
01:20:09it's us Hawthorns.
01:20:12And as for you,
01:20:14you bastard,
01:20:16I demand
01:20:17an apology.
01:20:21Wait, Daddy.
01:20:22Let's have a little
01:20:23fun first.
01:20:24You really did
01:20:25snatch this off
01:20:27some bum,
01:20:28didn't you?
01:20:29Insult Elvis again
01:20:30and you'll regret it.
01:20:35Shut it.
01:20:36Biggest mistake
01:20:37of my life
01:20:38was having a worthless
01:20:39daughter like you.
01:20:43Now,
01:20:44get out of my sight.
01:20:47Let's just go else.
01:20:48They don't deserve
01:20:49your gift.
01:20:50Wait a second,
01:20:51sore losers.
01:20:52We had a bet.
01:20:54You're not walking
01:20:55out of here
01:20:55until you lick
01:20:56the wine off my shoes.
01:21:00And while you're at it,
01:21:01why don't you strip
01:21:02that dress down
01:21:03and clean my shoes
01:21:04as well?
01:21:10I'll do it,
01:21:10but you have
01:21:11to stop
01:21:11insulting Elvis.
01:21:21Wait, Nora.
01:21:22Nora,
01:21:23we don't even know
01:21:23who the winner is yet.
01:21:26Elvis,
01:21:26you don't have to.
01:21:27It's fine.
01:21:32Price calculating.
01:21:35One million?
01:21:37Price calculating.
01:21:37How is it still going up?
01:21:41Impossible.
01:21:43That's impossible.
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