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Love Island (UK) - Season 3 - Episode 11
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00:05Previously, on Love Island, there's been divisions...
00:09Do women not have equality?
00:10Absolutely not.
00:11How does her?
00:12I mean, really?
00:14The Prime Minister is a woman.
00:18We wouldn't be compatible.
00:21And despair.
00:22I am trying my hardest.
00:23I do go and make conversation with them, but it's just not there.
00:31Tonight, a new boy is on his way, and anticipation is building.
00:39If someone walks through that door, you need to get on it.
00:42I don't want to be rushed into anything, but I want to see where it goes.
00:45He might not even fancy me.
00:47Who's not going to fancy you, innit?
00:49Do you think your head could be turned?
00:51You have nothing to worry about, Gates.
00:57He's very fit.
00:59Very fit.
01:14Johnny and Camilla have just finished breaking up.
01:17Wow, those two took their time.
01:19They started that chat on last night's show.
01:21Anyone?
01:24The girls have already rushed over to offer Camilla their support, while the boys have
01:29already rushed off to the bar to enjoy a two-for-an offering cocktails.
01:33Anyone?
01:34I just thought that it might smell.
01:37Anyone?
01:37See, that's what you have to do any time you see tears in my eyes.
01:40That literally will get me out of it.
01:43Funny that, because if I dropped one, it would put the tears back in her eyes.
01:46To show respect for Camilla, Chloe's waited until Johnny sat down before cracking onto him.
01:51How was you chat with Camilla, by the way?
01:53Pretty savage, to be honest with you.
01:55What did she say?
01:56I can't imagine her being savage.
01:58No, not savage.
01:59It was very calm and blah, blah, blah.
02:01She was like, you know, some of the comments you've made and some of the things you've done,
02:04she's like, I think that I probably wouldn't relate to.
02:09I've tamed myself since I was like...
02:11Yeah, you shouldn't have to do that.
02:12No, it's impossible anyway, you know what I mean?
02:15You're feeling awkward about sharing a bed with her, isn't it?
02:17A little bit, yeah.
02:18If it was anyone else, it would be a lot better, I don't know, but...
02:21The thing is that I like bubbly girls, like girls with character, and like, obviously,
02:25I get on with you much, much better.
02:28Yeah, because we've got a crack.
02:29That's what I mean.
02:29Like, we're both from the same place, we're cool, so, I mean, yeah.
02:33We're still in the game, babe.
02:34Still in the game with you.
02:36Yeah.
02:37Chloe has been a massive part of my journey in here.
02:40When I first arrived, I just thought, oh, bloody hell, another Essex bird.
02:44But she's a good laugh, and I do, I enjoy people that are kind of like very positive,
02:49very bubbly, and comparatively to Camilla, I would be able to sort of like be myself
02:55around her, and you can tell we do just get on, and she's not just sort of like putting
02:59it on just because she wants to stay in.
03:01Am I your type?
03:02Well, I don't really have a type to be honest.
03:04Obviously, I think you're good looking and stuff, but I don't really have a type.
03:08Nah.
03:09Oh, I say tall, dark, and handsome.
03:14Tall, dark, and handsome?
03:16If she'd said sexist, that would have been four out of four.
03:19Meanwhile, Sam's thinking about moving to Montana.
03:21Well, on a serious note, though, like, I don't know, I think we've always got on well anyway.
03:25Yeah.
03:26Obviously, you fancy his daughter and you're so that helps.
03:30You gonna admit it, yeah?
03:31No.
03:32So I do find Sam attractive.
03:34He's got amazing eyes.
03:36He's got a great set of gnashers, everything I look for, but he's covered in tattoos.
03:41Personally, out of anybody in here who can see it going further than just friendship with is you.
03:45Yeah.
03:46What do you think on the stage?
03:47Yeah.
03:47I obviously do feel horrible about it.
03:50Like, I know exactly what this experience is.
03:51I just heard Sam go, do you reckon we could potentially go for it?
03:55And she said, yeah.
03:57Yeah.
03:57Like, honestly, if it was, like, three days ago, I'd have been like, no, like, never.
04:00Like, no.
04:01Like, three days ago, it would have been friendship.
04:03Yeah.
04:03Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:04Obviously, we've spent more time together.
04:06You've been putting it right on us, haven't you?
04:09Flaring all day, every day.
04:10No, I haven't.
04:12But, no, like, definitely, like, 100% see it potentially going further.
04:15I just think he needs to slow down a little bit.
04:18I've been that north once and I vowed to myself I'd never go again.
04:21It was way too rowdy.
04:23He drinks all the time.
04:24I don't like drinking myself.
04:26I just feel like we're very, very different people, but we do get along very, very well.
04:32I think it's going to be a slow burner.
04:33Oh, without doubt, yeah.
04:34But I think we just keep cracking as we are.
04:35Yeah, exactly.
04:36But, obviously, I think if it comes down to recoupling and it's down to me, who's choosing?
04:39I'll be choosing you, do you know what I mean?
04:40Yeah.
04:42Just don't try to stick it on me, sort of dry-hunting me in the middle of the night.
04:44Nah, I wouldn't do something like that. I'd have to pre-warn you.
04:47Personality-wise, you tick the correct box.
04:49Because you're the same as me, really, in that aspect where you can have a daft laugh,
04:52but when you need to be serious, you can be serious.
04:53Yeah.
04:54And then, obviously, it looks like you're good looking.
04:55Do you know what I mean?
04:56It does always love, doesn't it?
04:57It does always love.
04:57Obviously, you're a seven out of ten.
05:00Who would you rate me?
05:01I reckon, like, maybe a six with sunglasses.
05:02Do you think?
05:02What about without?
05:04Without sunglasses, maybe, like, a four.
05:06So, if you had them again, that's a ten.
05:07Yay!
05:09That's a good one.
05:10I think the good thing about it is it's natural, it's not false,
05:12because sometimes when people are in a situation
05:14and there's only certain girls left you can couple up with,
05:16they don't actually want that.
05:17They're just coupling up to be mates.
05:18But, to be quite honest with you,
05:20when me and Mon, we were saying we're not, like,
05:22we're coupling up because we see it going further than mates,
05:25which is a big thing, you know what I mean?
05:26So, let's just watch this space and see where it goes.
05:30That escalated so quickly.
05:32Really?
05:32Yeah.
05:33I heard a few bits involved.
05:36I don't even know where that came from.
05:37That was so not how I wanted it to go.
05:41Explain.
05:42I've just gone along with it.
05:43You've gone along with it?
05:44Right.
05:45Because I heard him say,
05:46do you think we could see,
05:48do you think you could see it moving forward?
05:50And I saw he did that with his hand.
05:52I heard it and he went, yeah.
05:53And I was thinking, what's she doing?
05:55Like, two days ago, it would have been an absolute no,
05:57literally just mates because we were literally just friends.
06:00Now, it's more like,
06:02I'm starting to find you attractive.
06:04I'm not like, oh, I want to rip your clothes off sort of thing.
06:06Not yet.
06:06Not yet.
06:07I'm not ruling anything out.
06:09I think he's a good looking guy, like,
06:10and the more time I spend with him and the more,
06:12like, he makes me cackle with laughter.
06:14And I feel like, like, go all guns blazing.
06:18I'm trying to shove his tongue in my mouth.
06:19That's where you need to make it very clear to him.
06:22Yeah, I feel like I haven't made that clear.
06:24I didn't lie.
06:25I just sort of went along with things that I maybe shouldn't have.
06:28What, like, moving in together?
06:36Chris and Olivia have headed outside for some privacy.
06:39Finally, it's just them, the Spanish moon and 15 sweaty cameramen.
06:44When the lights go out, the moon is unbelievable.
06:48Is it fully dark?
06:50It's well nicer.
06:51I hate the dark.
06:51No, it's not dark, though, because the moonlight in this sky,
06:54there is a moon.
06:55I saw a red one earlier, to be fair.
06:57A red moon?
06:57I think it was that side.
06:58A red moon.
06:59OK, is that wrong?
07:04OK, I don't know what it was then.
07:05No, probably a UFO.
07:07I'm with a girl at the moment that I genuinely fancy.
07:10She fancies me.
07:11You know, we have a great laugh together.
07:13And it's just nice when you've actually got, you know,
07:16you've got a feeling and a buzz inside it.
07:19I can feel the warning signs running around my mind.
07:28I feel like I should go and give myself a kiss there before I go.
07:31Go give him a kiss.
07:32Go give him a kiss before I go down there.
07:35No, in fact, I'm not doing that.
07:36I'm just going to give him to bed.
07:37No, give him a kiss.
07:38Should I?
07:39Yeah, 100%.
07:40Stop saying 100%.
07:41Sorry.
07:42Sorry, 50%.
07:43Just say definitely.
07:44OK, I think you should.
07:46So here I am.
07:48I'm still scratching around in the same old hole.
07:53My body feels young, but my mind is very old.
07:59Which way are you out of 10?
08:01I've got a nine right now.
08:02A nine?
08:03Yeah.
08:03A nine already?
08:05I really like it.
08:06I like reading.
08:07Do you?
08:07Yeah, it's weird.
08:09You actually can't wipe the smile of your face.
08:11I can't wipe the smile of your face.
08:12I can't wipe the smile of your face.
08:15Oh, it's nice to see you smitten.
08:17Oh, I'm not smitten.
08:19Why are you saying this to me?
08:21You are smitten.
08:21You're literally just walking around like a Cheshire cat everywhere.
08:27I can feel the warning signs running around my eyes.
08:35Good night, everyone.
08:40Bye.
08:41Bye.
08:42Bye.
08:42Bye, bye bye.
08:43Bye, bye bye.
08:48And everyone's gonna have sex, I can just wait 15 minutes before fall asleep.
08:54So here I go
08:56I'm still scratching around in the same old home
09:01My body feels young
09:03But my mind is very old
09:07What's the most common owl in Britain?
09:10Like a tawny owl?
09:12No.
09:13Barn one?
09:14Nope.
09:14I don't know any others.
09:16Teat.
09:17Why does he ask me that?
09:18That's the most common owl in Britain.
09:20Okay, why are you talking about owls?
09:21Teat owl.
09:22But why are you saying that?
09:23Teat owl.
09:25I'm a fucking idiot.
09:29What the actual fuck?
09:31Am I not the funniest guy you ever met?
09:32No.
09:33Am I out there?
09:34Did he turn you back on me?
09:35I'm like, look.
09:36No, this is my side though.
09:45Still not proper kiss, is it?
09:46No, we aren't proper kiss, yeah?
09:48We have little pecs.
09:49Loving pecs.
09:50Morning sun.
09:51Morning sun.
09:54Morning sun.
10:00This is a good dance.
10:04This is not the girl of your dreams.
10:06You will be dead.
10:08Oh my God.
10:10Don't use the love of it.
10:10So you just know me as number?
10:13I think that's right, it's all right.
10:15It's just coming down.
10:16I've been lost, I've been found, but I don't feel gone.
10:23I don't feel gone.
10:29Coming up, Chloe gets some textual healing.
10:33In today's challenge, the winner will get a date with the new boy.
10:37What?
10:53We were lovers for the first time
10:57Running on the red lights
10:59The middle finger was a peace sign, yeah
11:02It's morning in the villa and Chris is having a shower.
11:05I've just been told our first female camera person starts work today.
11:09I'm sure it won't make any difference.
11:12No difference whatsoever.
11:14We don't want again
11:27I've done a really bad job of representing feminism.
11:32He sees that as a big deal.
11:34That's why you guys are on different wavelengths.
11:41Did you sleep?
11:43Yeah.
11:44I had the worst night of sleep.
11:46I did.
11:47Who ever said that Nikki Beach thing?
11:48It's fun.
11:48It's a fucking lie.
11:49Did you?
11:50It's fucking horrendous.
11:53Chris and I were going to sleep out on the beds in the garden
11:56But, um, too much wildlife for me.
11:59I'm sure I heard a chicken.
12:01I don't know if I'm going insane.
12:03But it was like,
12:05And I was like, I can't do this anymore.
12:06I'm not a wildlife kind of chick.
12:08So, I bailed.
12:10But I wanted to stay
12:10Because, like, we were having a cuddle and stuff.
12:13But it just wasn't for me.
12:15Chem, full name Chem Ketany,
12:17Who's going out with Amber,
12:18Full name Amber, um,
12:20Is about to play a little prank on Chris.
12:22Full name, Chris Amsofit,
12:24All the girls fancy me.
12:36Oh, my fuck.
12:37Oh, my fuck.
12:45That's straight up real.
12:47Are you bantering me?
12:51Hey, you bantering me.
12:52That's good.
12:54Oh, you bantering me.
12:58Chem, he's shaving for me, didn't he?
13:00He's a proper dummy there, bless him.
13:01But, yeah, I'll have him back
13:03Because I don't think that's fair.
13:04I was still asleep.
13:05I didn't even hear him creeping up on me.
13:06I was genuinely fast asleep.
13:07And he's done me.
13:08And it's gone all in my eye.
13:09And it's gone all in my mouth.
13:10And all up my nose.
13:11Good morning, everyone.
13:13Who wants to look at Chris?
13:14I can't even breathe as well.
13:18Look.
13:19Yeah, I'm straight up in my fucking eye as well.
13:26For the first time on the show,
13:28we've also tried sellotaping a camera to a skateboard.
13:31See what you think.
13:32I had a chat with Johnny yesterday as well.
13:35Like, Arthur, he had his chat with Camilla.
13:38And he was just, like, clover.
13:39And he and you get on, like, so well.
13:41Like, I've got the same banter.
13:42Like, I can be myself around you.
13:45Like, you bring me out of myself a bit more.
13:47Like, and it was, like, whenever I'm with her, like, I'm faking to kind of be someone I'm not.
13:53Do you fancy him?
13:55I don't know.
13:58But I genuinely don't know.
14:00Like, obviously, same with, like, the you and Sam thing.
14:02Like, if you asked me for a day to go, I'd be like, nah.
14:06But where I've got to know him a little bit more, and I've had that discussion, like, I feel like
14:10I could fancy him.
14:12But I feel like there's no spark.
14:14It's not, like, it's not, like, for I'm well on a rip your clothes off.
14:19The thing with Johnny is I haven't really had a chance to look at him in a romantic way, obviously
14:23because he's been with Camilla.
14:25So I don't know.
14:26Like, I'm just open-minded.
14:28And the thing is, me and Johnny get on so well.
14:30Like, we just get on.
14:33Can you imagine having sex with him?
14:35Right now?
14:36No.
14:37Yeah, same.
14:38No.
14:45What are we like?
14:47Kind Lexi wants to protect herself in the villa, and she's thinking of using a Johnny.
14:52Obviously, when I came in, it was Chris and Dom.
14:57But I also, I did find Johnny attractive as well, but it was in a completely different way, because obviously
15:02he's a lot more, he's just handsome and manly, isn't he, compared to the others.
15:06Yeah.
15:06He would probably pick Chloe.
15:08What about someone walks through that door?
15:10You need to get on it.
15:11I know, you need to wing-woman me.
15:13I will wing-woman you, I promise I will.
15:15It's about it.
15:16And a word of advice, when a guy comes in here, we need to play tactics.
15:21We can't be like...
15:23Don't, Gavin said not to ask about the cat thing.
15:26Don't ask if they like cats until at least an hour into conflict.
15:30It's desperate times for one person.
15:33Meanwhile, over in the kitchen, Montana thinks she knows who Johnny's got his eye on.
15:38Johnny, you're going to pick Chloe, aren't you?
15:40Yes, I would. It makes more sense, doesn't it?
15:42Do you like fancy her?
15:44I don't really know.
15:46Not my type normally, no.
15:48But I'm probably not her type, to be honest with you.
15:49I don't know.
15:50But the fact is, is that, you know, I was upset when I thought about her going home.
15:55Oh.
15:55Yeah, because she's part of our little thing, isn't she?
15:57Yeah, she is.
15:58No, I'd happily do it regardless anyway.
16:00Oh, that's good.
16:02If I had to choose someone to couple up with, it would be Chloe.
16:05When I thought Chloe might be up for leaving, it did, you know, I was upset by it.
16:09What about Samuel?
16:10Oh, I don't know.
16:11The thing is, though, I found him more attractive over the past couple of days.
16:14We shall.
16:16But I just don't want to rush into anything because then I'll get scared.
16:19Do you know what I mean?
16:20Like, I'm very much, I'm a full-time commitment phobe.
16:24And I don't know, I just don't want to be rushed into anything.
16:27Like, I want to see where it goes.
16:28It might become something.
16:29It'll happen organically.
16:30Yeah, exactly.
16:30Like, it might happen, but it might well not happen.
16:34So, I'm just going to keep an open mind.
16:37Two days ago, I would never have kissed him.
16:38It would have made me feel sick.
16:40But today, like, now, it wouldn't make me feel so sick if I kissed him.
16:43So, I feel like, baby steps.
16:44Don't tell him that.
16:45Now I wouldn't feel so sick.
16:48On the daybed, Kim's other half, Amber, um, fancies a quick one.
16:53Sadly, it's not what Kim was thinking.
16:56I don't mind napping by myself.
16:57So, you want to nap by yourself?
16:59So, you basically want to nap by yourself?
17:02No.
17:03Is that what you're saying?
17:04No!
17:06Don't start an argument with me.
17:07I'll fucking annihilate you.
17:09You won't know.
17:10You shit yourself when we have an argument.
17:13You know what?
17:13I wear the pants.
17:15Everyone knows that you don't know.
17:17I do.
17:17Okay, if you went around and asked everyone here who is dead, would you say me?
17:21Ask Dom now.
17:22Dom?
17:23Who wears the trousers?
17:26See you.
17:27Really?
17:29Hands down.
17:29No way.
17:30Are you fucking bantering me?
17:31Liv, come on.
17:32Seriously.
17:32Liv, who wears the trousers?
17:33Hands down.
17:34Amber.
17:35Hands down.
17:36No, you fucking don't.
17:36Hands down.
17:37I do.
17:38You don't wear the trousers whatsoever.
17:40I do.
17:40No, you fucking don't.
17:42Where's Mon?
17:43Why are you asking everyone who...
17:45Chris?
17:46Come here.
17:47Who wears the trousers?
17:49Come on.
17:49Be really sick.
17:50Amber.
17:51Hands down.
17:51Are you bantering me?
17:53No, you're bantering.
17:55Sam, he wears the trousers.
17:57As much as I do love you and respect you, mate, it is your beard.
18:00Amber does wear him.
18:02Amber wears him.
18:02Do you know what it is, yeah?
18:03Do you know what it is?
18:04I let her.
18:05I let her.
18:06But when it comes down to the series, the need to be pretty, when it's just me and her,
18:09I don't even need to convince her.
18:11She knows, innit?
18:12No, no, no, no.
18:21It's 2.30, which means it's now Johnny and Chloe's turn on the daybed.
18:26Get a move on, you two.
18:27Gabby and Marcella booked in for three.
18:29We're great.
18:30We each have a great time.
18:31This is what I'm saying.
18:32We're pretty, well, yeah, I mean, you're my go-to, innit?
18:35And we're, like, we're, like, always together.
18:38I feel like if I've got a date situation, I'll definitely take you, but I'll just do it
18:42because I know we'll have a fucking laugh, you know what I mean?
18:44I have to do some piss about.
18:45And you just, like, have different conversations, and it's just, like, not with everybody else
18:50around.
18:51I mean, you leave, you leave, you know, shit goes down in the dates, doesn't it?
18:56Is that legit?
18:57Guys, I've got a text.
19:00I've got a text.
19:01What is it?
19:03Girls, it's time to drop it like it's hot.
19:06In today's challenge, a battle of the booties.
19:09Oh, gosh.
19:11Each girl can decide whether to take part or not.
19:14The winner will get a date with the new boy tonight.
19:19Hashtag bootilicious.
19:21Hashtag too big for your bootie.
19:25That's yours.
19:26They've done that.
19:27Oh, my God.
19:29Well, I'm Depo taking part.
19:31It's a battle of the bootie for a date with a new guy.
19:36I can't believe it.
19:37I feel like I'm having, like, heart palpitations.
19:41Breathe.
19:42Count to ten.
19:42We've got to drop it like it's hot.
19:45First, we're going to practice.
19:46Yeah, Chloe, I need to go practice, babe.
19:48Seriously.
19:48I knew it was going to be a new bootie.
19:50We're going to drop it like it's hot.
19:53Come on, I'm going to teach you.
19:54I'm going to teach you.
19:55Gabby, will you teach me, too?
19:57Gabby, you ain't allowed to turn, old babes.
20:00Hey, Olivia.
20:01Seriously, I've got no arse cheeks.
20:03Yeah, just suck it off.
20:04Just suck it.
20:04Why are you even bothered about the challenge?
20:06We're just going to...
20:07No.
20:07You ain't allowed to turn, old babes.
20:23Do it.
20:24So, I'm going to take one for the team.
20:25I'm going to be a child of God for the first time in 25 years.
20:34He's going to be a worldie.
20:36He's got to be at this point.
20:37He would have thought.
20:38He would have thought.
20:39Yeah.
20:40You know it.
20:40He's going to be a worldie looking.
20:42He has to be.
20:43He'll be...
20:44We'll want to shag him.
20:46This is...
20:46This is the chance.
20:48Oh, I love it.
20:49This is fucking jokes.
20:51I don't think I'm going to do it.
20:52I've just been told that I'm not allowed to.
20:56Fucking hell, mate.
20:57Gabby's teaching them all how to twerk in itself.
21:01The fact that she can teach everyone how to twerk is not good for me right now.
21:06Because I feel like, for starters, me living on, but don't need to.
21:09If anyone else wants to, fucking go for it.
21:11Because even though you and Marcel are getting along, you're not paired up yet.
21:14I want to do it for, like, the fucking laugh.
21:16You can do it.
21:17Marcel told you I'm not to.
21:19I don't think Liv's taking part.
21:22Do you know what?
21:22I'm not going to lie.
21:23I would be proper fuming if Liv and Jess didn't take part in Amber did.
21:27I think that's Marky.
21:28Does Amber want to take part, like?
21:29Yeah, probably.
21:30She obviously, she's a sick dancer.
21:32And then she's going to fucking win.
21:33And then she's not banging your ass as well.
21:35Do you know what I'm saying?
21:37I fucking know.
21:42She was first up and stepped.
21:44I didn't want to say it, but who am the one?
21:48I can't be here.
21:49Do you want me to just sack it now?
21:51Shall I sack it now?
21:52No, if you don't want me to, I'll sack it now.
21:54Sack what?
21:55Sack the old thing off.
21:56I shall.
21:59Coming up.
22:00The game gets fruity.
22:03The plums are positioned really well.
22:13In a scene I've saved onto my hard drive, purely for research purposes, the girls are training
22:19to shake their booty to win a date with a cutie.
22:22That's me, Cammy.
22:23There we go, Cam.
22:24You're coming.
22:25Whoa.
22:27That's good, man.
22:31Please do that.
22:33Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:35You're going to win.
22:35This is the thing.
22:36You can move.
22:37Down the leg stuff.
22:38Yeah, yeah.
22:39All that.
22:39I think it would be a bit stupid for me to not take part, because, you know, I need
22:45to show my moves, even if it's to, like, the rest of the boys and Marcel.
22:49So, are you all right about me doing it?
22:51Of course I'm all right with you doing it.
22:52I want you to have fun, innit?
22:53Like, I don't expect you to not do things just because of me, as long as it's, like,
22:59nothing that I wouldn't like.
23:03Well, like, obviously, I'm doing it because, you know, I just, I want to have fun.
23:08I've only been in here for, like, a few days.
23:12And obviously, yeah, me and Marcel are getting on so well.
23:14But, you know, as everyone likes to say in here, I don't want to put all my eggs in one
23:17basket.
23:18He might not even fancy me.
23:19Yeah, he might have a different type, innit?
23:21But who's not going to fancy you, innit?
23:23I think a lot of people fancy you, babes.
23:25Do they?
23:26Yeah.
23:26I don't think so.
23:27Really?
23:28Nah.
23:29Well, you know someone fancies you in here, innit?
23:33Just saying.
23:34Just saying.
23:34It's cool, man.
23:35I'm not paranoid or anything like that.
23:36Like, I feel like we've got, like, that kind of, like, bond where I don't really need
23:43to feel paranoid about things like this.
23:44But also, it's early days.
23:46Like, the guy, like, you might get to go on a date and then you really like the dude,
23:50innit?
23:50It's just, it's part of it, innit?
23:52Yeah.
23:53But, yeah.
23:55I'm just hoping that that's not the case.
23:58Yeah?
23:58Okay, yeah.
23:59All right, babe.
23:59Good.
24:00Thanks.
24:01You're the best.
24:02All right, babe.
24:03Let's do it.
24:03The best thing to do, like, is to, like, not act like you're scared.
24:07Because the moment you act like you're scared, it makes the other person think they've got,
24:12they've kind of got one up on you.
24:13So, you kind of need to just, like, play it cool.
24:15I'm just going to be relaxed about it and see what, see what happens.
24:19As we know, Ken wears the trousers in his relationship, or at least an attractive pair of gold motif
24:24yachting shorts he picked up in Matalan.
24:27But is he prepared to let Amber shake her booty?
24:30Do you want to take part?
24:31Because if you want to take part, you can.
24:32No.
24:33Do you want me to take part?
24:34I'm asking you if you want to take part.
24:36I would hate for you to take part.
24:37Okay, that's what I do.
24:38Do you want to take part?
24:39Do you want to take part?
24:40I'm sane.
24:42I don't really want to go on a date with the New Islander because I'm very content and happy.
24:47Gabby's generously agreed to dish out some free twerking lessons.
24:51Call it the gift of the Gabby.
24:53So, trick is with the twerk, the wider your stance, the better action you're going to get.
24:58Because if you're here, then it's just a bit awkward looking.
25:00Right, I can do it here.
25:01Yeah, so take it, like, nice and wide, hands on your knees, and then contract up.
25:06Contract up.
25:08And then, obviously, the faster you do it.
25:09Wait, who's your odds on?
25:11Mate, I'm not going to lie. Gabby's winning.
25:13No, Tyne. Tyne.
25:14No way.
25:14Because she's going to put it on.
25:16It depends what you're looking at, mate, right?
25:18Because Montana's got the best arse.
25:19Everyone knows that.
25:20But, twerk-wise, Tyne is going to put it on.
25:24I don't think she can, though.
25:25Don't you?
25:26That's the thing.
25:27I think Gabby's going to be the best one at moving her body.
25:29Look at her.
25:30It should really be Montana to win it, really, because her barm is unbelievable.
25:35But I think Tyne might put in a little bit of a shift, you know?
25:38But how do you do it faster?
25:41So...
25:43Okay, am I doing it right? Ready?
25:46Okay, so, think about tucking your pelvis under more.
25:48What am I doing, Gabby?
25:50So, at the moment, you're just, like, bouncing it.
25:52You want to, like, tuck the pelvis under.
25:56Amber, Olivia and Jess are opting out of the challenge.
25:59Basically, they're having a day off twerk, while the remaining girls buttle it out.
26:03That is an excuse of us.
26:04Girls, it's time to get bootylicious and battle it out for a date tonight with a hot new boy.
26:08Round one is slot pop.
26:10The aim of the game is to slot drop and pop all of your balloons in the fastest time.
26:14So, assets at the ready, it's time for a battle of the booty.
26:17Woo!
26:19The standard of competition today was very high.
26:23Girls, get ready to pop it like it's hot.
26:25There are some cracking arses in the villa.
26:28Three, two, one, go!
26:34You have to literally slam onto the balloon, like my cock's bone was just thrubbing.
26:47But I ain't got the smallest of arses, but I couldn't even bloody pop her.
26:51Let me show you how to do it.
26:52What?
26:59Yeah, I gave it a good go.
27:01Like, that was quite, I think, up my street.
27:03I enjoyed that.
27:05You see that?
27:07Camilla won in the first round, yeah.
27:09I mean, it's a technique she had, I think.
27:10She was like a rabbit.
27:11Bang, bang, bang.
27:13The winner of that round was Camilla.
27:15Three points for you.
27:16The runner-up was Ty and Lexi.
27:18Two points for you.
27:19In third was Montana with one point.
27:23The second round was basically a twerking competition where you had to pop out the ping-pong balls out of
27:29a box on your booty.
27:30The aim of the game is to twerk out all 12 ping-pong balls from your box.
27:35Three, two, one, go!
27:41Thinking tactics, I took a bit of a crab backbend and then I was, like, trying to twerk, like, upside
27:47down.
27:51When I realised it was a twerking challenge, I knew I was into trouble.
27:59Everyone was, like, cheering her on, like, mon, mon.
28:01Oh, you've got it!
28:03Mon!
28:03Mon!
28:04Nipples!
28:05Montana turned around was like, bang.
28:07I was like, wow, nips everywhere.
28:09Nipple!
28:10Montana!
28:11Turn up!
28:14Camilla had her boob out as well.
28:22Oh, my God.
28:23I can't even cope, honestly.
28:26Lovely twerking there, girls.
28:27The winner of that round was Gabby, three points for you.
28:31Runner-up was Ty and Lexi, two points for you.
28:34In third was Camilla, one point for you.
28:38The final round is lapping it up.
28:40Girls, you need to choose a boy to give a lap dance to in this game.
28:43I was thinking, oh, Camilla's got this.
28:45She's like a ninja.
28:46She's not as innocent as she looks.
28:49Camilla, who are you having?
28:50I'm going to go with Chris.
28:54Montana, who are you feeling?
28:55I'm going to go with Sam.
28:58Gabby?
28:59Myself.
29:00Woo-hoo!
29:01Ty and Lexi?
29:02Dumb.
29:03Woo-hoo!
29:04Clary?
29:04Johnny.
29:07Ty and Lexi grinding on my guy.
29:09Not Bob, though.
29:10Nice, sweet girl.
29:11She's just got a lot of confidence.
29:13The boys are going to have something placed in their laps.
29:16The girls will be blindfolded and have to identify the things sticking out of the boy's lap.
29:21Well, the other things sticking out of his lap.
29:23The first girl to correctly identify the object gets two points.
29:26So, obviously, I've had a very privileged education.
29:29So, one of the first lessons they teach you at school is how to identify fruit with your
29:33arse cheeks.
29:34Go!
29:35Go!
29:39The temptation to have a gentleman's squeeze of the woman when it's that close to your face
29:44is dying to feel like, don't do it, don't do it.
29:46Melon!
29:47Melon!
29:48There we go!
29:48Melon!
29:49We've got a winner.
29:50Gabby, two points for you.
29:53The butt cheeks are obviously very sensitive to what goes on between them.
30:09I know a banana when I feel one.
30:11Let's just say that.
30:13Okay, that was object two.
30:14Time for object three.
30:15Mason, my plums were quite deep sat.
30:20The plums were positioned really well.
30:25Melon!
30:26A plum!
30:27Plum!
30:27Time, Lexi, that was you.
30:30Two points for Time, Lexi.
30:32That was it.
30:33I got it.
30:34I smashed it.
30:36And the winner of that game, who will be winning a date tonight with the new boy, is...
30:44Time, Lexi!
30:47Literally, my bum has made...
30:50I'm set.
30:51Thanks to my mom for giving me this great bum.
30:58Time, Lexi is going on the date, but having watched that contest seven times, I think it's fair to say
31:03I'm the real winner.
31:04What sort of things do I ask then?
31:06So, where are you from?
31:06How big's your penis?
31:08How big's your penis?
31:08How big's your willy?
31:09No!
31:10Do you get on well with your mum?
31:11Are you a mummy's boy?
31:41What are your friends like at home?
31:43Forget you ever learnt them.
31:44Right, okay.
31:44You ain't got three jokes at the top of it.
31:46Okay, I've got a chat-a-blind, I've got a chat-a-blind, okay?
31:48No, no chat-a-blind, no chat-a-blind.
31:49No, cheesy chat-a-blinds are not the wild.
31:50No, I want to hear it.
31:51No, I want to hear it.
31:51What is it?
31:51Okay, let's hear it.
31:52Let's hear it.
31:52Are you in my appendix?
31:54Because I've got this feeling in my stomach that I want to take you out.
31:56No!
31:58Absolutely not!
31:58Absolutely not!
32:01To be honest, I'm trying not to get too nervous.
32:04That is cute.
32:05The girls have been giving me their top tips.
32:07Oh no, why are you putting that?
32:09Just take it off.
32:10Take it off.
32:11That's it.
32:12I've been like telling them what I normally do and they're all like eh eh.
32:15Fine, no.
32:16You look like you're going to church and I don't like it.
32:18You look like you're on the secretary.
32:20No.
32:21So I've took on what the girls have said.
32:22Maybe if you don't have anything on them to me.
32:24Maybe if you're in the place Chicago, but not now.
32:26Yeah, I don't know.
32:27No, no.
32:28What response do you have from boys about trousers?
32:30That is incredible.
32:32But at the end of the day, I'm not obviously going to.
32:33I'm just going to be myself and just see how it goes really.
32:37Girls!
32:38You look like this.
32:40Yes!
32:41Still to come.
32:43The new boy makes his entrance.
32:47Very fit.
32:49Very fit.
32:59Johnny and Camilla are about to have what can only be described as an ox-versation.
33:04I recommend taking your shoes off so it's easier for you to curl your toes.
33:09How are you today, Cam?
33:10You all right?
33:11I'm all right.
33:11Yeah?
33:12Yeah.
33:12Can I have a chat with you?
33:14Yeah, of course.
33:14Do you want to talk now?
33:15I want to go over there and mingle.
33:17All right.
33:19See you in a bit.
33:21In a bit, babe.
33:30I just want to apologise to you.
33:31I think everything was still kind of, like, heated in my head yesterday as well.
33:34I didn't like the way we left things yesterday because I felt like we were just like,
33:37okay, fine, bye, bye, bye.
33:38I'm sorry.
33:39Yeah.
33:39It's not right.
33:40I don't like awkwardness.
33:41I felt like today, like, when I'm walking past you, like, we're just, like, we're living
33:44together, innit?
33:45So...
33:45Yeah.
33:45I was just...
33:46We just forget about the whole lot, in my opinion.
33:48Yeah.
33:50I was just conscious of, like, giving me a lot of things.
33:52Like, obviously, that conversation, I didn't want to leave it like that.
33:56But also, there's a time to push it and time to leave.
33:59Nah, exactly.
34:01And I just want you to know, like, 100%, I would never paint you in a bag.
34:05Nah.
34:05It was not about that.
34:07It was my half.
34:08All right?
34:09Yeah.
34:09Good.
34:09I'm glad.
34:11I pulled Camilla to the side tonight.
34:13Just apologised for not being a little bit more sort of forgiving and understanding
34:16last night, hoping we can just sort of, like, you know, get on, not as normal, without
34:21things being awkward.
34:22And, of course, she's a very mature girl and she understood.
34:26And, yeah, it was all sweet.
34:27It was fun.
34:28Things are moving fast for Montana and Sam, especially his sentences.
34:32This time last week, I tell you what, if I was in this position now, I wouldn't be
34:34nervous, but it'd be a bit more, like, on my toes type of thing.
34:37But I just think now, like, we've gotten that well and stuff.
34:39I don't think UK walks through that door, do you know what I mean?
34:41Confidence, eh?
34:42You liked that bit of confidence, didn't you?
34:44Yeah.
34:46Do you know what's going to be good for you?
34:47That I'm not your usual type.
34:48You're so far from my type.
34:50This is what I'm saying.
34:51And this is what I think I'm going to struggle with.
34:52Like, it's not...
34:54It was going from good to struggle in this phase of three seconds.
35:00Because, like, the reason that I fancy is because you make me laugh so much and the
35:04others I'm just like, shut your fucking mouth.
35:05Do you realise what you just said?
35:07What?
35:07That you fancy me.
35:08I told you you'd admit it.
35:11Yeah, but I find you attractive.
35:12Don't backtrack now, I'm just dead.
35:14I know what you're saying, though, but I think me and you, we're very sort of similar.
35:17The same type of crackers, innit?
35:18Yeah.
35:19Obviously, you're a little bit smarter than where I am, but who's bothered about stuff
35:21like that, do you know what I mean?
35:24There's a bit more flirting and stuff going on now.
35:26We're having a good crack every night, and just watch the space, see where it goes.
35:29Like, it could go further than just mate.
35:33Put it this way, it's going to go further than me and Liv.
35:36All right, Sam, we get the message, and we're not the only ones.
35:39Oh, that's a proud mum.
35:40Oh, my God.
35:42Catch!
35:43Time, Lexi, it's time for your first date.
35:46Please make your way out the front of the villa.
35:49Hashtag blind date.
35:50Hashtag first lady.
35:51Hashtag first dibs.
35:54Cheers.
35:55Look alive.
35:55Cheers.
35:58Have an amazing time.
36:00Yeah.
36:00Amazing.
36:01Be yourself.
36:02Obviously, going into, like, kind of like a blind date, isn't it?
36:05I've never ever been on a blind date, so I am going to be a little bit nervous,
36:09because obviously I've had a bit of a mingle with all the guys in here,
36:12and there hasn't been that initial fireworks between us.
36:15So, it's a fresh opportunity for me to kind of meet someone new.
36:22I wonder what the new lad looks like.
36:24It's going to mix up, isn't it?
36:25We've got a lot of brunettes in here, geezers.
36:28He might be Spanish or something.
36:32Well, I suppose he's all right looking,
36:34if stunning muscle-bound Adonises are your type.
36:37I mean, anyone can look good in slow motion with moody lighting.
36:48Hi, how you doing, you all right?
36:49I'm good.
36:50Nice to meet you.
36:51Mike and Tyne, yeah?
36:53Tyne, yeah.
36:54How you doing?
36:54Nice to meet you.
36:55And you.
36:56You look lovely.
36:57Thank you, so do you.
36:58How's things?
36:59How's it going in there?
37:00Yeah, it's good.
37:01Yeah?
37:01You've got very nice eyes.
37:03Same as you.
37:03What colour are yours?
37:04Blue, like blue-gray.
37:05Yeah, mine are green.
37:06Yeah, very nice.
37:07What do you do?
37:08I'm a student.
37:10Yeah?
37:10So, what do you do for a living?
37:12Right now, just playing football part-time and personal training, yeah.
37:17Oh, okay.
37:17So, you into the gym a lot?
37:19Yeah.
37:20I'm not really into football.
37:21No.
37:21But I do like...
37:23I bet you probably have the standard thought of a footballer, like what they're like.
37:26No, not really.
37:27What?
37:27No, I never did a book by its cover.
37:29I like to give people a chance.
37:31You're from Birmingham, yeah?
37:32Yeah, how do you know I'm from Birmingham?
37:33Yeah, because of the action, obviously, yeah.
37:34Oh, where are you from?
37:35London.
37:35North London.
37:36Oh.
37:37Yeah.
37:38So, what's your usual type then?
37:39What do you want me to go for in a guy?
37:42Mmm...
37:43Good...
37:44Good chat, obviously.
37:45Someone that makes me laugh.
37:46Everyone says good chat, yeah.
37:47Yeah.
37:49Erm...
37:49I like someone tall.
37:50So, how tall are you?
37:52I'm 6'2".
37:536'2"?
37:53That's tall enough.
37:54Just about, I think.
37:55Yeah, yeah.
37:55I think I'll cope.
37:56What about you?
37:57How about you?
37:58I'm 5'5 and 3 quarters, maybe.
38:015'6 and a good day.
38:02So, I'd look quite big next to you then, I think.
38:03Yeah, I'm quite small.
38:04Yeah, I quite like that.
38:05That's good.
38:05Do you?
38:06Yeah.
38:08So, what are you looking for in the villa?
38:11Mmm...
38:11You come here for just fun or to actually find someone?
38:14I kind of would love to come out of it with something serious.
38:18Yeah.
38:18Right now, do you see anyone in there that you could have that with or not really?
38:22Mmm...
38:22There's obviously some lovely people in there, but I think...
38:25Yeah, I'm still kind of looking for that wow factor with someone.
38:29Am I your type or not?
38:30I thought you were alright.
38:31You think I'm alright?
38:32Yeah.
38:33Say that.
38:35Erm...
38:35But no, I think the girls are being for a treat when they see you.
38:39You think so?
38:39Mmm.
38:44As Tyne, Lexi and Mike enjoy romantic dinner on the driveway in front of the villa, Chloe,
38:50Camilla and Montana are gassing.
38:52Literally.
38:53Yeah.
38:53Where's your head up?
38:55Are you excited about meeting the new guy?
38:56Me?
38:57Yeah.
38:59Pardon me, obviously.
39:00You're charming.
39:02Yeah.
39:02She's getting all that now.
39:04Yeah.
39:04Before he comes in.
39:05Exactly.
39:05I might just fart.
39:07I might just fart in.
39:09Good.
39:10How do you feel about a new guy coming in and you're like, yeah?
39:14Yeah.
39:15The thing for me is that, obviously, like, I was having a chat with Johnny earlier
39:19and we was just like, he was just like, where do you think we could end up going?
39:24And I was like, to be honest, I've never looked at you in a romantic way because of
39:28obviously Camilla.
39:30But you two do get on and probably actually have more in common than he and I.
39:37Yeah.
39:37Do you think your head could be turned?
39:40Well, at the end of the day, let's just put it this way, Johnny's not the love of my
39:44life right now.
39:45Yeah, that's very true.
39:46So, if my head was to get turned, then he obviously couldn't have a problem with that.
39:51Yeah, that's so true.
39:52Yeah.
39:53And what about you and Sam?
39:54I mean, if some worldie comes in, like, I'm a goner.
39:57Really?
39:58The thing is that, like, we have got a lot closer, like, in the past few days, but we'll
40:02see where it goes.
40:02But it's kind of like a shit time for someone to come in.
40:06And if a guy comes in, like, he's the creme de la creme, like, I will be up in his
40:11face.
40:11Really?
40:12Yes.
40:13Do not play it like that.
40:14I'm not going to play it like that, but I'm going to show him a good time.
40:18Yeah.
40:18What if I show him a better time?
40:20We'll have to see, won't we?
40:25I hope this date ends soon.
40:27They're in my parking space.
40:29How do you find this is a first date?
40:30This is a nice first date, isn't it?
40:32All the lights are dead pretty.
40:34It is quite romantic.
40:35Do you think it's romantic?
40:37It is nice, yeah.
40:38You were a bit nervous when I was walking up behind you.
40:40Yeah, I didn't know how he was going to be, to be fair.
40:42You keep looking at my eyes.
40:44Do you want me to look?
40:44I think that's one of the main things I like, though, in conversation with someone, is just,
40:48like, looking at them.
40:49And you're all right to look at, so.
40:51Yeah.
40:51Hmm.
40:52So what's your type then?
40:53You've asked me what my type was, so how to describe the perfect guy in a parallel universe.
40:57Dark hair, tan skin.
40:59Dark hair?
40:59What do you mean?
41:01I do, like, brunette.
41:02It would be a brunette normally, on paper.
41:04Okay.
41:05But, like, my history would show otherwise, it's always kind of being blondes.
41:10So, I don't really care, to be honest.
41:12Like, if you're a good-looking girl and you hit it off, then that's what matters.
41:18And sexual attraction, as well, obviously, so.
41:20Obviously.
41:21That's the main thing.
41:23Are you getting any of that right now?
41:25Erm, yeah.
41:27Yeah?
41:28Just yeah?
41:29Just yeah.
41:30Alright, cool.
41:30What about you?
41:32Yeah.
41:33Yeah?
41:34Just yeah.
41:36Erm.
41:38Sorry.
41:39I don't think what I was saying now.
41:41Why are you nervous?
41:41No, but you just...
41:43You just lost the words.
41:45Don't black yourself, mate.
41:47No, I'm not.
41:49Are you excited to get in there?
41:50Yeah, I am.
41:51I can't wait to get in there, to be fair.
41:52It's mad, like, that I know I'm going to be staying in that villa tonight.
41:56I don't know where.
41:57There's no spare beds.
41:59Who are you staying with?
42:00Oh.
42:03Ian, so, you ready to meet everyone else?
42:06Let's do it, yeah.
42:07I'm ready.
42:08I don't really want to take you in there, but...
42:09You don't want to take me in there?
42:10No.
42:10Where do you want to take me?
42:11Home.
42:15They'll be dying to meet you.
42:18As I said earlier, Ken wears the trousers in his relationship.
42:22Turns out he gets them from the same branch of Matalan as Chris.
42:25And neither of them are worried about the new boy.
42:28You ain't got to worry about nothing.
42:31Trust me, brother.
42:32I tell ya.
42:33And even if she's done my best mate, if you did, I'd say to you straight up,
42:36look, just back off, cos she's going to bend ya.
42:40Cos you're my mate as well, even though she's like my sister.
42:42I really like her, mate.
42:43I genuinely like her.
42:44I genuinely like her.
42:44She's a fucking one in a million, but...
42:45No, but I genuinely really like her.
42:47I genuinely really like her.
42:47I'm glad.
42:48The first time I've been in it, I actually, I genuinely like her.
42:50Yeah.
42:50And even though everyone can, like, assume that you're a fuckboy.
42:53It's in there.
42:54I judge characters and I know you ain't.
42:56I know you ain't.
42:56And if I thought you was, I wouldn't let you talk to her.
42:58No, exactly.
42:59I wouldn't say to you.
43:00I don't think she's got anything to worry about, and you haven't.
43:02Enjoy it, mate.
43:02Don't worry about it.
43:03Oh, no.
43:03I'm gonna enjoy it, yeah.
43:05Embrace it, cos...
43:05At the end of the day, it is what it is.
43:06The more you see her, the more you see her fucking mug people off, the more you're gonna
43:10see real how she likes her.
43:11Cos trust me, she's a strong character.
43:12She ain't been in you for shit.
43:18She ain't bothered anyone else.
43:20And nor am I.
43:21Mate, I've told you, you have nothing to worry about, Gees.
43:24Cos I ain't gonna let you get mugged off.
43:25I genuinely ain't.
43:30She ain't going nowhere, Gees.
43:31I'm telling you.
43:33Come on and give me some more.
43:35Which one's your bit?
43:36Time to do that.
43:41Woo!
43:47He's fucking old.
43:49Hello!
43:50He's very fit.
43:52Very fit.
43:53Come on and give me some more.
43:55We're gonna shake the floor.
43:58I'll bust down the door.
44:01You ain't see nothing like this.
44:06Tomorrow night, Mike's making waves.
44:10Mike is a good looking lad.
44:12He is my type.
44:14Hands down.
44:15It's very obvious which girls are interested.
44:17What if I could call you, but you won't.
44:22So let the games begin.
44:25Is that about me?
44:26No!
44:26Don't twist what I've said.
44:28I'm not twisting anything.
44:29I've thrown my bottle at him.
44:30That's amazing.
44:30I don't know what to think.
44:31Mike walks through your door.
44:33Love Island has played me.
44:36Bye!
44:37Bye!
44:40We'll be right back then.
44:46Bye, Katelyn.
44:54Bye!
45:01Bye!
45:03Bye.
45:05Bye.
45:06Bye.
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