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Love Island (UK) - Season 2 - Episode 23
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00:07Previously on Love Island
00:13There were tears
00:15This is rude
00:17No, no
00:20I'll do anything
00:21I so like you
00:22You think I'd come in thinking I'd be like this
00:24We can't work
00:26And reconciliations
00:28Now they've made up
00:35Tonight
00:37Someone's spoiled for choice
00:38I think it might be a bit of a race
00:40To see like who Adam chooses
00:43What are you thinking?
00:46You have good boobs
00:48I like having his eyes
00:49He makes me feel safe
00:50The girls show off their talents
00:56And you get to decide
00:58Which girl
00:59Is next to be dumped
01:01From the island
01:11This summer
01:12It's survival of the fittest
01:26It's the morning after
01:28The Islanders late night boom boom session
01:30Registered as an earthquake in Palma
01:32And another big day lies ahead
01:35Adam's wondering if he's going to get together
01:37With Liana or Tina
01:39While Scott's wondering
01:40If he's going to get out the villa
01:41With his testicles intact
01:45Hi
01:45Hi
01:46Slut
01:48Talking of pain
01:50Olivia's in a bit of discomfort
02:06When you need both hands
02:07To show the size
02:08It's officially massive
02:10Now we've all got the merger of Alex
02:12It's time to get ready for the day ahead
02:15You was going for it yourself
02:16Didn't you say?
02:17What do you mean?
02:18Every time I was looking at you
02:19I did a mate
02:20Three times
02:21Make up sex is the best
02:23Oh mate
02:23Three times
02:24I'm starving
02:25That's the biggest thing she's got on me bro
02:27Nah
02:28Do you know what I mean?
02:29Fancy like
02:29I'm mad
02:29Crack on bro
02:32It's all good in the hood man
02:34We had a good night last night in bed
02:36We had a little bit of make up
02:38Loving
02:39She's always the best
02:40So yeah
02:41It was good
02:41It's been good
02:42It's been a good 24
02:43Well not a good 24 hours
02:45But it's been a good
02:4612 hours
02:47Good er
02:49Good fun last night in bed
02:50Oh yeah
02:54Good fun man
02:55Did you get to release in the end yeah?
02:58Yeah
02:58Good lad
02:59Nice conversation stopper Adam
03:01What's that?
03:02Last night in bed
03:03I was going to car
03:05He's lasting so long
03:06Done the dance
03:08Showed her the chopper
03:09The chopper
03:10The chopper
03:11Get to the chopper
03:12Thought I had to tell
03:14Telling Cara this morning
03:15Yeah no she did
03:18She said you've got a massive dick
03:19So that's nice to know isn't it
03:22But you've been called
03:23A lot worse things
03:24Didn't you
03:27I didn't expect to come in the villa
03:29And click with Olivia
03:30The way I have
03:31Obviously I had to put a little bit
03:33Of graft in and redeem myself
03:35But it didn't take too much graft
03:36To get her where I wanted
03:39I can't get that picture
03:40Of Olivia's hands out my head
03:42But now that Alex and Olivia
03:44Are an item
03:45Liana's got to look elsewhere
03:46And Katie wants to know
03:47What she's thinking
03:50Have you got your eye on
03:52What are you thinking about Adam
03:53Yeah he's lush
03:54Yeah do you like him
03:56He's sweet
03:57I don't know
03:58You've just got to think
03:59About coupling up
04:00Yeah that's what I'm thinking
04:01About me and Adam
04:02Do get on really well
04:03You've just got to like
04:03Play the game almost
04:05Oh god yeah
04:06Like if you want to stay
04:07Obviously
04:08Oh yeah definitely
04:09Yeah I know he really likes
04:11Like
04:11Like
04:12Like you know like
04:13He loves big boobs
04:14I know
04:15I think it's got a bit
04:17He really likes confident girls
04:19Tina's more reserved
04:21Well either me or Tina
04:24I hope I stay
04:25Yeah I hope you stay
04:27I think it might be a bit of a race
04:30To see like who Adam chooses
04:32Out of us two
04:34Adam and Liana have so much in common
04:36They're both interested in the arts
04:39They both enjoy long walks in the country
04:41And they both take their kit off for money
04:43And do like butler and jobs as well
04:45Butler and the bath
04:46Yeah go to people's houses
04:47And like do like silly games and stuff
04:49What for like hensies
04:50Yeah
04:51You're like a freelance stripper basically
04:54Easy dough
04:54We have the same profession babes
04:56What else are you interested in?
04:58Like what can you see yourself in?
04:59I went to uni
05:00But I dropped out
05:01But if I was to go back to uni
05:03Probably do like criminology
05:06I am actually really covered
05:07Is that like the police and stuff?
05:09Criminology?
05:10Yeah it's like all to do with like crime
05:12And like
05:13Yeah
05:16Yeah Adam's really nice
05:18We have been like spending a bit more time together
05:20And like getting to know each other a bit more
05:21Adam isn't that much of like a flirty person
05:24I don't think
05:25So I have to take the slow approach
05:27And like build up a friendship first
05:29And just chat to him
05:30And whatever
05:31And I think that's what he wants really
05:33Like so yeah
05:36Racing slow
05:38Outside Katie's chatting to Tina
05:40Better get the bleep man on standby
05:42The thing with me is
05:43I don't think before I speak
05:45And I'm learning
05:47The C word I don't use
05:49In an angry way
05:50I know
05:50We banner in here and say the C word
05:52I can see why
05:53I don't care about that
05:54You know what I mean
05:54That doesn't bother me
05:55The worst thing I'm like
05:56It's not that
05:56It was just the way it was shouted at me
05:58It wasn't like in a funny way
06:01It was in a very like rude way
06:03Tina's a sweet girl
06:04Like she is a nice girl
06:08Maybe a bit more fiery than she makes out
06:10I think she can stand her ground
06:12If they want to talk
06:13They can talk
06:14Like I'm not that bloody crazy
06:15But I'm not worried
06:17I completely trust Scott
06:18And I
06:19Yeah
06:19They can
06:21They can talk if they want
06:22But I'll be watching in the background
06:23No I'm joking
06:24No it's fine
06:25It's all fine now
06:29I just thought also
06:30When you gave me an apology
06:31I just thought it was a bit
06:33Bullshit
06:33I don't think it's sincere
06:34I'm being truthful
06:35I really didn't
06:36And so I was just a bit like
06:37It takes a lot for me to say sorry
06:39And when I do say sorry
06:40I genuinely mean it
06:42And I'm very sorry
06:43That they've come across that way
06:44And it wasn't like
06:44It wasn't like
06:45It was
06:46It was just me being an idiot
06:47Me being rude basically
06:49I shouldn't have
06:50But
06:50I don't know whether
06:52We're going to be like
06:53Best friends
06:53I just think we are quite different
06:55Hopefully you can see my nice side
06:57No I'm not evil
06:58I'm starting to get that
06:59I'm starting to be like
07:00I'm not Satan's child
07:01I am just a bit
07:03Lippy
07:03Lippy
07:04Yeah I am
07:04That will never change
07:05That is me as a person
07:06Yeah
07:07I'm just learning to control it more
07:09I definitely think that
07:10Me and her
07:11I will keep my distance
07:12Because I just
07:13I just think that
07:14You have to be careful of her
07:16She's just very different
07:17To me
07:18And I'm not
07:19Very gobby
07:20And lippy in that way
07:22What are you feeling about
07:23The boy situation though
07:24Is there no one you like in it really
07:25You're quite like Adam
07:26Oh do you
07:26Yeah
07:27He's sweet in me
07:27He's really sweet
07:28Like things in the beginning
07:29I was like
07:29He was like who I was initially going for
07:31I think Rihanna likes it as well
07:33Yeah
07:34I expect him all the time
07:35He came down when I was crying
07:36He likes you
07:37I don't like you
07:37Yeah
07:39Anyway
07:39I don't want to be awkward
07:40No no no neither do I
07:42Let's hug it out
07:43Let's hug it out
07:45They're over their differences
07:47But it looks like
07:48Hopalong Olivia
07:49Is not over last night
07:51Oh
07:53Me
07:53You did
07:55Oh my god
07:56What?
07:58Tick
07:59Tick
07:59Have you?
08:00Yeah
08:03Tom and Sophie
08:04You're going on a date
08:04Please get ready to leave the villa
08:06Official couple
08:07Roll with it
08:08Oh
08:10You are in your girlfriend
08:13Finally
08:13After three weeks
08:15She's struggling in those heels
08:18What that girl needs
08:19Is some sensible footwear
08:22Perfecto
08:23Oh my god
08:25Look at this
08:26Have you been rollerblading before?
08:28Yeah but years ago
08:29I used to rollerblade
08:31When I was about 12
08:32Very long time ago
08:34Oh god
08:37Tom
08:52Look at this
08:53Nice
08:54This is stunning
08:56I'm tired after that
08:57I know
08:58Cheers babe
08:59To getting out of the villa
09:01Yes
09:01Spending some time together alone
09:03To finally be good
09:03At the start of arguing
09:05Yeah
09:05I think we got all our arguments out at the start
09:08And now we're just like totally cool
09:11There's nothing
09:12I don't think there's anything left to test us
09:15I was happy when you said that you didn't mind that I dated girls
09:18Of course I wouldn't mind
09:19I just think I wouldn't mind
09:21I don't know
09:22I get people that don't judge
09:24And it's just old fashioned to judge
09:26Like I neck on with rugby lads all the bloody time
09:28Do you know what I mean?
09:29It's banter man
09:30Come on now
09:31How can I judge?
09:32Now that I want to say
09:33I don't want you to ever think that I'm going to judge you
09:35Good
09:36Because I want
09:39I've never been in love
09:41Well it was a while ago that I was quite serious with
09:45The last girl I was with
09:47You know
09:48We were
09:49We sort of broke up
09:50Then we still saw each other on and off
09:52And it was like
09:53Arguing
09:54And it just
09:54It wasn't right
09:55And I love it a bit
09:57It'd be nice for you to meet her actually
09:58Because you'd probably get on really well
10:00It's just so
10:00Hard to be jealous
10:01No
10:02I hate meeting exes man
10:04It's a fear I've got
10:06Because I suppose my
10:07When I was with a girl
10:09I was with her for two and a half years
10:12And
10:13For like a year of the relationship
10:14She was cheating on me with her ex
10:18Yeah and I didn't know
10:19What?
10:20No idea
10:20And I was head over heels
10:21Let's go
10:22Babe that's horrible
10:23I'm sorry
10:25I honestly came in here
10:26Hoping that this
10:28You know
10:28Let me put down my barriers
10:30That I'll really enjoy it
10:31Find someone
10:34And I feel like I have
10:35And like
10:36You give me butterflies
10:38You do?
10:40I like that
10:41And it feels nice to feel this again
10:45I know we've had it up sometimes
10:46There are arguments
10:48But I probably wouldn't change anything
10:49Would you?
10:51Well I wish I'd got a couple up with Scott
10:58You're best for joking
10:59Let me tell you
11:00You're best for joking
11:02Yes
11:10Still to come
11:12Adam's looking at his options
11:13If you win it for the fuck
11:15Leanna
11:15Yeah
11:16If you win it for the long run
11:17Take it
11:18What is up?
11:24In the bedroom
11:25Cara's hopped under the sheets
11:27Ready for some red hot
11:29Attention
11:30Can I have some love?
11:31I know but I just
11:32I can't
11:32Don't sit down
11:33But you told me you were going to give me some love today
11:35Because you didn't give me no love tonight
11:38I don't need to like squash me
11:39I just want some tension
11:40For a little bit
11:42And then you can go off
11:43And be a social butterfly again
11:44Yeah
11:45Yes please
11:46I just want a little bit of attention
11:53Wake up
11:55I need to work baby
11:57Do you want to go and have sex quick?
11:59Why don't you love anyone?
12:00I'm getting really worried
12:01I do
12:02I don't think you find me sexy anymore
12:04I fucking do
12:05I don't think you do
12:06I'm very worried about it
12:08You're my sexy butterfly
12:09Yeah I'm worried about it
12:11Don't you worry about it
12:13Like with Nave
12:14Like with Nave obviously
12:15I don't want him to change
12:16And I'm with him because of who he is
12:18And I love who he is
12:19Like he's amazing
12:20But sometimes I think he takes for granted
12:22That obviously I'm there
12:23And I like him so much
12:25That at the moment
12:27No one
12:27Like going with someone else
12:29Wouldn't even cross my mind
12:30And I know the same is for him
12:31But sometimes it's nice to feel special
12:34And feel a little bit like
12:36Aww like
12:36I'm his favourite
12:37And sometimes I don't feel like that
12:42I just want nice kisses
12:43Oh you've got a bug up you're nice
12:44Can you get it out for me
12:45No
12:46Get it out for me
12:47Bye
12:47Get off of me
12:49Stop being clingy
12:50I want to be clingy today
12:51Everyone else gets to be clingy
12:53Why don't I get to be clingy
12:56I'm not clingy a lot
12:57I know
12:58Exactly
12:59So when I want to be clingy
12:59Let me be clingy
13:01Tell him so
13:03Yeah she just feels a bit neglected
13:06Erm
13:06I'm always fart assing about round the villa
13:09I can't sit still for love nor money
13:12Everyone knows that
13:13I'm 100 miles per hour
13:15And sometimes she just wants a bit of us time
13:17I don't really
13:17But obviously I don't want to upset her
13:19I don't want to make her feel like shit
13:22I just can't deal with everyone
13:24To being so touchy man
13:26So annoying tell
13:28It's like
13:28She's constantly fucking grabbing me
13:31Grabbing me
13:31I go
13:31I just want to
13:33I can't
13:33Not in a day
13:34You know what I mean
13:34It's like
13:35It's pointing
13:36And I love that
13:37She loves spending time with
13:38You know like
13:38But they think that you're going off of them
13:41You can't
13:42No you can't tell them
13:43You can't fart without getting in trouble
13:48Women just need to understand
13:50That sometimes a man needs to get away from his girls
13:53So he can have some alone time
13:55To talk about girls
13:56So
13:58Where's your head at son?
14:00What bird?
14:04Hmm
14:07I like
14:09Liana
14:10I think you should go with
14:12Tina
14:12Tina
14:14Yeah Tina's more like prim and proper
14:16She's a really nice girl
14:17She's a nice girl
14:17I think she'll fit in here more as well
14:19With all the girls and the rest of the people
14:21Yeah I think Liana's a bit foisty
14:22Yeah
14:23Yeah
14:23She'd like
14:23Tread on anyone's toes
14:25Yeah
14:25I think you've got to fucking
14:27Start sticking it on her
14:29I think he's got it in the locker
14:31He's a good looking guy
14:32He's got a great body
14:32Great personality
14:34I don't think he could do a lot wrong
14:35Unless he starts
14:37Doing some wrestling moves on her
14:38If you're in it for the fuck
14:42Liana
14:42Yeah
14:42Yeah
14:43If you're in it for the long run
14:44Tina
14:44Exactly
14:45Or could you go in for the fuck
14:46Then go for Tina
14:47Could you be an Alex?
14:50No
14:51Liana
14:52Use her for the night
14:52You couldn't take her home to your mum
14:53No
14:53You could take Tina home to your mum
14:55Imagine taking fucking Liana home to your nan
14:58Hi Liana
14:59What do you do dear?
15:01It's a good position to be in
15:02Because obviously they know
15:04That there will probably be a recoupling soon
15:07And obviously only one of them
15:08Is going to be able to stay
15:09I take it
15:11So they're sort of probably sweating
15:13More for their position than I am
15:14I think I'm back in control again
15:16So it's a good feeling
15:17Bit of mental arithmetic for you
15:20Two single girls
15:21Plus one single man
15:23Equals the girls doing some serious grafting
15:26And who says maths wasn't fun?
15:29I'm feeling happier today though
15:30I'm going to be positive
15:32Be positive
15:34Positive
15:36And
15:36Because then we get to know each other more
15:38If you're always in a bad mood then
15:40Exactly
15:43But I'm glad you're feeling better
15:44Yeah
15:45I just looked like last night
15:45You were just all by yourself
15:46And I was just like
15:47That's horrible
15:48There you go
15:48She's moved in on him already
15:50Who?
15:51Tina
15:52Oh
15:54Here we go
15:54The plan has moved forward
15:56He's got this
15:59He's such a good geese
16:00I do like him a lot
16:01I do
16:02And all he feels
16:02He's one of the nicest geese
16:03And I want him to meet his bird and all
16:04You know
16:05Is he all right?
16:07He'll make a sick boyfriend as well
16:09Yeah
16:10He's very
16:11But for the right girl
16:12I think they're perfect
16:13And he's a nice girl
16:14Because he's a nice guy
16:16Talking and sex is what everyone does in here
16:18Literally
16:18That's all it is
16:19Like last night
16:21I just sat up and everyone was at it
16:22And I was just like
16:23I know
16:23When I sat around I was like
16:25Fucking hell
16:25Yeah I thought that's why you get up
16:27I thought that
16:27No no no
16:28And then I couldn't fucking sleep
16:29When I get back either
16:30But I almost went downstairs last night
16:32Didn't I?
16:32Yeah I thought that's what you were going to do
16:33I thought you were just going to sleep downstairs
16:34I was so close to sleeping downstairs
16:36You think I'll sleep down here tonight
16:37If the airpugs don't work then maybe yeah
16:39I like Adam
16:40He's nice
16:40He makes me feel safe
16:44Just like a nice person just to be there
16:48Very friendly
16:54Do you like
16:58Level one successful
17:00Go on
17:01Huh?
17:02Mission one successful
17:03Tina
17:04Is in his radar
17:05I think they're well suited
17:07And yeah
17:08Tonight's the night
17:09I think he's going to stick it on old Tina Colada
17:13Talking of cocktails
17:14It's happy hour for Adam
17:15And apparently Leanna's famous
17:17For her slippery nipple
17:19Yeah
17:21Are your nips
17:22Constantly hard now
17:23Yeah
17:26When I'm in this room
17:28They just have a life of their own
17:31Good size
17:33Thank you
17:34And the piercings are a nice accessory
17:37That's what they're there for
17:38Yeah
17:40Have you got yours pierced?
17:42No
17:42What are you going to get in there?
17:45I used to have my balls done
17:47Fuck off
17:47So I could hang a kettlebell from it
17:48And do swings
17:53Leanna is
17:54She's probably misjudged
17:57Obviously she comes in here
17:59She tells everyone she's a stripper
18:01And she's quite open about things
18:02You know
18:03She's hinted that she went to uni and stuff for a while
18:05So you know
18:05She's probably a smart girl as well
18:07Do you prefer real boobs or fake boobs?
18:10Don't mind
18:10Just big
18:12Just as long as they're big
18:13Big and pierced
18:14Do you like piercings?
18:15Yeah
18:15It's hot
18:15Yes
18:16I'm it
18:17I'm ticking all the boxes here
18:20No I know what you mean
18:21I prefer fake boobs
18:24Yeah okay
18:28Yeah
18:34She never persuaded Nathan into bed earlier
18:37But Cara's about to enjoy some textual activity
18:40I've got a text
18:42What's up you lot?
18:44Nathan
18:45I'm in the toilet
18:46Oh my god
18:47She has got a text
18:49Nathan and Cara
18:50Tonight you will be going on a date
18:52In the hideaway
18:53Hashtag
18:56Hashtag
18:56Vacation
18:57Yeah
18:58Yeah
18:59Yeah
18:59Yeah
18:59Yeah
19:00Oh
19:00Cara are you buzzing?
19:02I'm so happy
19:03No
19:04Go and wash your willy babe
19:06Go and wash your willy
19:09We're one of the longest couples here
19:11I think we deserve it
19:15No way
19:16Babe look
19:18I feel like we're on holiday
19:20Oh we've got body paint
19:22Chocolate
19:23Please don't we paint your willy
19:25Fuck off
19:25Why?
19:26Oh my god
19:27This is unreal innit
19:28Yeah it'd be good to just have a bit of alone time with Miguel
19:33Yeah
19:33See what happens
19:36Right
19:38Having the hideaway hopefully that's gonna make everything perfect again
19:42And take us back to our honeymoon stage
19:45Don't take on my fucking pillow
19:47It's your liberty bruv
19:48Leave that bruv at home and all
19:50What do I say to you?
19:51This is my home
19:51We've got rules and regulations
19:53Bruv is out of the vocab
19:54What other rules and regulations have you got then?
19:56Just to act myself
19:57And be ream
19:58But I can't say bruv
20:00I can't talk about sex
20:01I can't fart
20:03What else can't I do?
20:06What else can't I do?
20:06We're Doc Martens
20:06We're Doc Martens
20:08But you can do whatever you want
20:10No I have rules and rigs
20:12This is a democracy
20:13This is a democracy manifest
20:17There's loads of pressure tonight
20:19I've got to put in a good shift
20:23Show her what I'm made of
20:26I'm gonna give you a nice little star
20:27Why don't you want to make it sexy?
20:30Why is it on my nose?
20:32Wait, wait, wait, wait
20:33Let me
20:34No, I can't
20:35Wait a minute
20:40Oh, babe, I don't want your tongue to really wear
20:45Why are you dicking my nose?
20:48Babe
20:50It's gone
20:50Well, that was fucking sexy, wasn't it?
20:52It's gone
20:55It's actually gone
21:01It's gone
21:02Nathan needs a lesson in the art of seduction
21:04And judging by what you're about to see
21:07Adam is not the man for the job
21:10But yeah, I was gonna ask you
21:11What do you do?
21:12And I remember
21:12Do you have your clothing?
21:14What?
21:14Is that the question you were gonna ask me?
21:16Yeah, that was the big question
21:16Are you fucking joking?
21:17That's the fucking shittiest question
21:18Who are you gonna get on with something better than that?
21:21Um
21:22Are we staying here?
21:25That's a good question
21:26I mean, I'm staying down here
21:28And if you'd like to save me from this big scary
21:30It is pretty scary, to be fair
21:32Yeah
21:33So it's probably best that you have, you know, a nice Irish guy that has a few muscles to protect
21:40you
21:40Okay
21:41Sweet
21:42Like I do fancy him a bit, but like I just would take my time to get to know him
21:46more before I jump into anything, basically
21:49I'm in the mood last night
21:50I'm in the mood last night
21:51I came down to see you
21:52Yeah, but that was just being nice, no?
21:53No, that was me being like, oh, here's my opportunity to talk to her alone
21:57Was it?
21:58Yeah, and it was good
21:59And you didn't give a shit that I was upset at all?
22:01That wasn't it at all?
22:01No, I just wanted to do it
22:05Even?
22:07Do you reckon she only came out because she thought we were right here?
22:09Yeah
22:10Yeah, she's been grafted on me today and it's just like, nah
22:14No, it's true
22:14It's like, really nice, but it'll make me, like, be sick a little bit
22:18Go and do it
22:19And then I won't make you say nothing else nice for a long time
22:22First girl that I've ever had that makes me laugh and make me feel good
22:27That was
22:31So cute
22:32He's like that
22:33Yeah
22:34Is it bullshit?
22:36Is it bullshit?
22:38No, I won't actually
22:38It's true
22:40It's true
22:41My favourite girl ever
22:42You probably are, yeah
22:44Am I really?
22:45That's me talking, yeah, 100%
22:47I've never, ever clicked with a girl like that, ever, in my life
22:51I'm being deadly serious
22:53It's weird
22:55And I'm more father than I thought I could
23:01But I missed you
23:03You more than I thought I would
23:08What?
23:10I'm...
23:10Thank you
23:12Oh
23:21And I found love where it wasn't supposed to be
23:29Right in front of me
23:54I felt like I can't crack on with anyone or, like, have close conversations with anyone
24:01Yeah, it was so lonely
24:10Coming up, it's question time
24:13Name four animals that have three vaginas
24:17You
24:32It's morning and while Nathan and Cara had a night to remember
24:39Liana had a night to forget
24:41You all right, Liana?
24:42Yeah
24:43Come here
24:44Come here
24:45It was a good one
24:46Come here
24:47It was a good one
24:48You all right?
24:51Oh my God, it was so bad last night
24:53Um
24:55She calmed down, didn't she?
24:56Liana came down
24:57And then
24:58Next minute
24:59She starts crying
25:00I felt so bad
25:01I think she just feels lonely
25:03I think she felt like what I felt like last night
25:06Especially when everyone is coupled up now
25:08Sort of thing, isn't it?
25:09It is, but
25:10It's just one of them things
25:11Yeah
25:12I think she does feel isolated
25:13I think she just feels very alone
25:14Which, obviously, I can relate to 100%
25:16Like, now that she doesn't have that option of coupling up with Adam either
25:19And now she's kind of just, like, lost and doesn't really know what to do
25:23I feel for you
25:26You're being strong, though
25:26It's just working with them situations, isn't it?
25:29Do you feel a bit left out?
25:32No
25:34It's not used to it, are you?
25:35It's not that
25:36What are you thinking?
25:38My lips are so bad
25:41You need to just focus
25:42And just having a good time
25:44And make the most of your life
25:44You know, if you're like something like Bobby
25:46You're just fucking
25:47You'll regret it so much
25:50I don't know
25:52My lips will burn
25:54And, like, just makes me feel like shit
25:55Like
25:59No, I think
26:00Because she thought
26:01Like, her first option was Till
26:03Her second option was you
26:05Her third was Adam
26:07And all have gone to, like, tits
26:10Do you know what I mean?
26:10Like, bless her, she's tried
26:12Yeah, all you can do is try
26:13What else, what else could she do now?
26:14She has to wait for someone to come in
26:16She'd give it a good go, though, to be fair to her
26:18She has that front
26:19No, but do you know what I've noticed?
26:20She looks for, she looks for faults in couples
26:22She looks for little cracks to get in
26:24But that's just normal, isn't it?
26:26That's what you've got to do
26:28I wonder what that fourth option is
26:32Just wait for someone to come in
26:34That's what she can do now, isn't it?
26:35That's what she can
26:37Just enjoy it, man
26:38You'll regret it so much
26:39If you don't just take every moment now
26:41I know, it's just so hard
26:43I know, it's really hard
26:44Having conversations with people
26:45My lips just look
26:46Just conscious of them
26:48I know, I just don't know
26:52Don't, don't, don't fucking
26:54Try away from this experience
26:55I know it's tough
26:56And no one's asked about your lips
26:57I'm telling you
26:58No one's looking at your body
27:01When you've got a body like that
27:02No one's asked about your lips
27:04Honestly, darling
27:05Just fucking embrace it
27:08Talking of impressive chests
27:09There's a couple on display outside
27:12Sadly for me
27:12They belong to Terry and Adam
27:14I just took her to the side last night
27:16And just having a bit of banter
27:18A bit of flirting
27:18And I said
27:19Do you want me to stay down here with you?
27:19And she's like
27:20Yeah, so
27:22We did
27:23And we just had a chat
27:24And had a little spoon
27:25And we got on well
27:25Little pigeon steps, mate
27:27Yeah, I didn't try and stick the lips on
27:28I didn't try and force anything
27:30No, no, no
27:30That's the best thing
27:31Because you end up
27:31She's one of them girls
27:33Like, she's quite reserved, I think
27:35And she's a good girl
27:36Yeah
27:36I think you're going around it
27:38Fucking perfectly, mate
27:39We spent the night last night together
27:41Slept downstairs
27:42Had a little cuddle
27:43Didn't go in for the kiss
27:45Playing it cool
27:46And it's going well so far
27:47So
27:48Operation
27:49Tina Colada
27:50Is moving swiftly forward
27:52All you've got to think of
27:53Is like
27:54Just
27:55Put your mark on her
27:57Sort of thing a little bit
27:58Just in case another geezer walks in
27:59Do you know what I mean?
28:00You don't want to be cut out of that fucking
28:02That's what I would say
28:03Yeah
28:04Because she hasn't like
28:05Came to me and actually physically said
28:07Like, I like you
28:07You know what I mean?
28:08To me
28:08Yeah, that's good, mate
28:09I reckon you've got it in a bag
28:10You just need to just
28:11It's like you've planted the seed
28:13You've just got to get your watering can
28:14And just pop over now and again
28:16And just top her up
28:18Walk away
28:19Top her up
28:20And before you know it
28:20It should be a full-grown fucking tree
28:23You'll be coupled up in your bed
28:24A flower
28:25A beautiful flower
28:26A blossoming flower
28:31Adam will need to put his watering can
28:33Back in the shed
28:34Cure the text
28:36Oh, I've got text
28:39Okay
28:41Boys
28:42Today
28:43You will all be taking
28:45A lesson in love
28:46Each of you will swat up
28:48On a romantic subject
28:50And the girls will then test you
28:52To find out
28:52Who's a professor of passion
28:54And who's just a love fool
28:57Hashtag
28:57Tough love
28:58Hashtag
28:59Get schooled
29:00I don't get that
29:01What is it that?
29:02You're going to learn shit
29:03I used to do a sex quiz with my ex
29:05The answer was normally
29:07No
29:08Right, boys
29:08I've got your lessons in love
29:11I'm giving them out randomly
29:12Scotty
29:13You have got famous love lives
29:15Past and present
29:16Yes, I'll get that
29:17Each boy is given a subject
29:19Adam's got the reproductive system
29:21Yes
29:22Oh, no way
29:23Yes
29:24They've got 20 minutes
29:26To get close up
29:27On everything
29:27You never particularly
29:28Wanted to know
29:29About love
29:30Oh, silence
29:32Concentration
29:33Female hyenas
29:34Have something
29:35That looks like a penis
29:35But it's actually
29:36A really long clitoris
29:39I had to remember
29:40Facts
29:41Sexual facts
29:42With animals
29:43You're mad
29:44All I remember
29:45Is the elephant's
29:45Got a massive dick
29:46And an alligator's
29:48Got a constant hard on
29:49That's it
29:50I'm done
29:51In the middle ages
29:52The Christian church
29:53Dictated how you were
29:54Supposed to have sex
29:54I've got sex
29:55Through history
29:58The woman on the top position
30:00Or entering her
30:01From her rear
30:02Sex
30:02A turgo
30:04Were allowed to
30:05And using
30:06The
30:06No
30:08Fuck
30:09I had paragraphs
30:10Like that
30:11It's like reading
30:11A fucking novel
30:12Like reading
30:13A Harry Potter book
30:15Babes
30:16I'm not with you
30:17For your brain
30:18Maybe for my penis
30:19Yeah
30:20Give me a fucking month
30:21And I still wouldn't know this
30:22Yeah
30:24Time's up
30:24So let's find out
30:26Who's the king of hearts
30:27And who's a total joker
30:28Right boys
30:29Let's see
30:30How much you've learnt
30:31And first up
30:33Come on Ed
30:34I was given
30:35The reproductive system
30:37Which I was very happy about
30:38Because I actually
30:39Paid attention
30:40To that during school
30:41Name the tube
30:42Which forms part
30:43Of the female reproductive system
30:44That the egg travels down
30:46Fallopian
30:46Oh
30:47What speed
30:48Is an ejaculation
30:4928 miles per hour
30:51Yeah
30:52And I think I did pretty well
30:54I got five out of seven
30:55Which I was happy about
30:56So
30:57Yeah
30:58Went well
30:58Name four animals
31:00That have
31:01Three vaginas
31:02You
31:04You wish
31:05Koala
31:06Tasmanian devil
31:07Yeah
31:08And that's all I know
31:09You left out kangaroos
31:10And wombats
31:11The facts are wombats
31:13Feeling the blanks
31:15From Jane Austen's
31:16Pride and prejudice
31:17Oh for fuck's sake
31:19In vain
31:19I have
31:20Blank
31:24Oh pass man
31:29Romeo and julia
31:30Who said
31:31If love be rough with you
31:33Be rough with love
31:34Then no
31:35That's a cap
31:35Oh
31:38Well done Alex
31:39You smashed it
31:42Just proper backfired on me
31:44Name the four purushathas
31:46Detailed in the karma sutra
31:48Nah
31:49Don't get it
31:50Yeah what is karma sutra
31:52I ain't got a fucking clue
31:53In ancient Egypt
31:54What did it mean
31:55If you wore red lipstick
31:56That you wanted to suck someone off
31:57Correct
31:58That you were good at oral sex
32:04According to a survey
32:06Which five countries
32:08Have the highest percentage of people
32:10That have sex every week
32:11Brazil
32:13Colombia
32:14Australia
32:15No
32:16Come on
32:17It was hard
32:18Like I had so many countries in my fucking mind
32:20Right
32:20According to a survey
32:21Which country spends the third longest time having sex
32:26That's bollocks isn't it
32:28Fucking hell
32:29Don't know Brazil
32:30No Canada
32:32Don't know what day it is does it
32:34I have my brain
32:35I'm a chippy aren't I
32:36We're saving the best till last
32:38Scotty you're up babe
32:39It doesn't matter what the questions were
32:41I was going to win that
32:41Right
32:42It's my moment
32:43Which Roman general
32:45Did Cleopatra have a famous romance with
32:48Who she also married
32:49And had three children with
32:50Mark Anthony
32:51Oh god
32:52You're having a wind up
32:53In 2006
32:54Katie and Pete are released
32:56An album called
32:57A whole new world
32:59I can show you
33:01This is whole shit
33:03Shakespeare created one of the greatest love stories ever told in Romeo and Juliet
33:06But what were the two rivals families in the play called
33:09Capulet
33:09So I'm on skis
33:10Correct
33:12Smash date
33:13My nan could have answered that
33:15Ask me anything on the list there
33:17I remember every little detail
33:18Our winner today
33:19With full mark
33:21Seven out of seven
33:22Is Sky
33:27I'm a genius
33:28Amazing
33:29Scott's got a banging knowledge
33:32Of banging
33:33But what's his reward
33:35Oh I've got a message
33:36Have ya?
33:37I've got a text
33:39Text
33:39Text
33:41Oh no boy
33:43Scotty
33:44It's time to claim your reward for winning today's
33:47Lessons in love challenge
33:48Please go to the pod
33:49Immediately
33:50Clever deal
33:51Oh my god
33:51Go on Scotty
33:52Oh fuck
33:53Oh I don't know if I'm ready for this
33:54Do it you're fine
33:55Oh mate
33:57I don't know if it speaks to the outside world man
33:59I'm scared man
33:59Nah Scotty
34:01Don't analyse body language too much
34:02Don't overthink it
34:03Oh fuck
34:05You'll be fine
34:05Oh I'm scared man
34:07Nah you'll be fine
34:07Smash it
34:10Hello
34:15Shit
34:15Hello
34:17Ah
34:17Do we need a pod
34:19Woo
34:20I don't know I just don't think it'll be a message
34:22I think the pod's for different stuff
34:24I'll be guided if he gets a message though
34:26Because he doesn't want a message
34:27Yeah I know
34:28And I want one
34:29No he doesn't want a message
34:30I think Scotty would just crumble if he has a message
34:32He'll look into it yeah
34:34I think I would as well
34:38Fuck
34:39I'm scared man
34:43Ah
34:45Ah
34:47No
34:49Coming up
34:50The girls show off their talents
34:54With decoupling and arguments looming
34:57You'd never think a cheese toastie could be so dooming
35:08After winning the quiz
35:09Scott's about to claim his reward
35:11Oh brother
35:12It's his twin Adam
35:14Off Emmerdale
35:15No
35:16Yes
35:18Oh my god bro
35:20How are you
35:21What's going on mate
35:23I'm good man
35:23Am I doing alright I do
35:24Everything sound mate
35:26Am I being a mug
35:28Nah mate
35:29No mate
35:30Honestly
35:31Everyone's so loud
35:32You promised me I don't lie to me bro
35:35Listen
35:36The only thing is
35:37Outside love me
35:39Yeah
35:40Right
35:41You need to man up
35:42What's it like to you does it look like she's playing games with me
35:44Yeah mate
35:45I love to jog on mate
35:47Do you think should we get rid of her
35:49Do you think you swear to her
35:50Yeah mate
35:50Treat me like a mug bro
35:52Really
35:53Yeah mate
35:54Get the TV yeah and then the games would begin bro
35:57Do you think
35:59I don't fancy you know what I only fancy Katie though
36:02What I know
36:03He's the arse
36:04I know he's bouncing in it
36:06He's a sick arse in it
36:09So what's your advice for me bro
36:10Just like
36:11Just be careful of her
36:12Just be careful mate
36:14Tread careful mate
36:15Tread careful mate
36:16But I think she's just
36:16Nictative mate
36:17Do you know what I mean
36:18Yeah
36:19But listen
36:20On the outside mate
36:21I'm so proud of you mate
36:23We're all rooting for you
36:23Thank you
36:24Thank you for being effing me bro
36:26See you later
36:27Ben's done mate
36:28I love you
36:28I love you so much bro
36:34Fuck your brother
36:36Brother man
36:39Oh man
36:44So with brother Adam's glowing endorsement ringing in his ears
36:48Scott heads back to rejoin Katie and the other islanders
36:53What was it?
36:55Fuck your message for me
36:57Fucking hell
36:59My twin bro man
37:01Let's see
37:02Wow
37:02What's he saying?
37:04Obviously told me
37:05He's fucking
37:06Gotta be careful
37:07Oh really?
37:08Yeah
37:09Yeah but he's just
37:09I said what
37:10Is it bad?
37:11He just said
37:11He's just looking like a puppy dog bro
37:12He's a man up
37:14Scott
37:16What?
37:16I want to hear
37:18No you don't
37:20The thing is
37:20I'm aware
37:21I'm already aware of the situation with Katie
37:22I'm already aware that I've been a mug
37:24I'm already aware that I fucking need to man up
37:26Do you know what I mean?
37:27He's talking about Katie going
37:29I said I'm a mug out of me
37:30And he's like
37:31Yeah it's that arse though isn't it
37:32It's that arse
37:34But the last two days with me and Katie
37:35They've been the happiest we've been in here
37:37He just said to me bro
37:38He was like
37:39My brother to be going
37:40Bro
37:40You're looking like a fucking mug man
37:42Do you know what I mean?
37:42If you mug me off Katie
37:43One more time
37:44I swear man
37:45I'm sticking by you
37:45Because I fucking
37:46Do you know what I'm saying?
37:47It's a hard time yeah
37:47Yes I swear
37:48I'm sticking by you bro
37:49It's the matter from brother to tell me to fuck you off
37:50He was like bro
37:51Is that what he said?
37:51Yeah he was like
37:52I said she's a nice girl
37:53It's a nice girl but she's not
37:55Do you know what I mean?
37:56She's playing you
37:58Don't be fucking playing me man
37:59Katie
38:00Do you know what I mean?
38:01And it's like
38:01I know he just saw all that last night
38:03He was going
38:03Get rid of that Tina
38:04Is that what he said?
38:06Yeah he said it at first
38:06Yeah because he's not
38:07But he wasn't being a dickhead
38:08He was going
38:08Because he wants me to be the man
38:09He said Scott I've never seen you like this before
38:11Mate I like you so much
38:12So that's all that matters
38:13No don't worry about it
38:14At least he likes my button
38:16I mean I love the girl to bits
38:17I'm not in love with her
38:18But I think she's amazing
38:19And I'll stand by her
38:20And I said that to her from the start
38:21And I want to look after her
38:22But if she ever treats me
38:24In any way
38:26Muggy ever again
38:27It's done
38:29It's Romeo done
38:34Zara
38:34If you're watching me
38:36This one's for you
38:37Hey
38:42Who matters
38:42I just got a text
38:44Oh
38:45Oh no
38:46Oh God
38:49Don't go in there
38:49Don't go in there
38:50Right
38:52Boys
38:52Tonight
38:53You will crown Miss Love Island
38:55In 2016
38:57You will judge the girls
38:58Not only on their
38:59Physical appearance
39:00But on their qualities
39:01A lady should possess
39:03Miss Love Island
39:05Hashtag
39:06Remembering Zara
39:08Aww
39:09Baby
39:10This is what you came for
39:12The girls are about to show off
39:15Their hidden talents
39:16Prepare to be amazed
39:19Genuinely
39:20Do you know what the girls
39:21I felt a little bit like a girl power tonight
39:24The girls came out
39:26And said you know what
39:27You can try and put us on the spot
39:29But we will deliver
39:30But just like a girl
39:31Oh
39:34Oh
39:34Oh
39:35Oh
39:35Yeah
39:36Cara was sick man
39:37She was so sexy
39:39Are you turning me off?
39:41I know
39:44I've got a tear
39:45She was amazing
39:46She was amazing
39:47She was on fire
39:49She was amazing
39:50One kind of tap dance
39:51And we all thought
39:51Ah she was going to be
39:52The little sort of
39:53Miss Goodie Tree shoes
39:54And her tap shoes
39:55And her
40:06Bonus points
40:06There we go
40:07The girl has got so much confidence
40:10That you can throw anything at her
40:11And she's just
40:12She's not arse
40:12It just made me like her even more
40:14It's just funny
40:17Oh
40:19Yes
40:20Yes
40:29Who ever knew
40:30Hula hooping could be so sexy
40:32And with the crab walk
40:33When she walks off
40:34See what she had for dinner
40:38Do you know what
40:39Every individual girl
40:40Put across that talent
40:42In that own personal way
40:44It's so entertaining
40:44Every talent was different
40:46With decoupling and arguments looming
40:48You'd never think
40:49A cheese toasty
40:50Could be so dooming
40:54Us six boys
40:55We sat there for the whole night
40:56And not one minute of it
40:58Got boring
41:02There we go
41:03Fuck it out
41:09Tell you what
41:09There's more talent
41:10In this room
41:11Than there ever was
41:11At any beauty pageant
41:12That I was at
41:14Basically I'm quite talentless
41:16So I'm just going to tell you
41:18Some stories
41:18I basically lost my car
41:20For six months
41:22And it was found by the police
41:25On the road parallel
41:29Anyway
41:33Way to go problems
41:35Mate that is fucking tough
41:36I thought I saw a man
41:38Brought to life
41:41He was warm
41:43He came around
41:44And he was
41:45When Sophie sang
41:46I never felt so proud
41:48My entire life
41:49Honest to God
41:50I was so overwhelmed
41:52This is how I feel
41:55Cold and I'm ashamed
41:56Found and broken on the floor
41:59I almost cried
42:00It was amazing
42:01Honest to God
42:02I was holding the tears back
42:03How I feel
42:05Cold and I'm ashamed
42:06Found and broken on the floor
42:24Told you it'd be good
42:26Now it's time for the girls
42:27To slip into their evening wear
42:29To do some public speaking
42:32Hi
42:33What good have I done in my life
42:34Well right now I'm doing some charity
42:36I'm with Scott
42:43The girls did us all proud man
42:45Wow amazing
42:46Progress I want to make in life
42:49Is to be happy
42:50And have no regrets
42:51Take every chance
42:52And stay as fucking weird as I am now
42:54I think
42:55That honesty tonight
42:56And then how genuine they were
42:58Like shone through
42:59I've been given a good life
43:00But haven't really taken it
43:01So I've dropped out of three schools
43:03Then dropped out of university
43:05Space code likes to progress
43:06We're actually finishing something
43:09I don't know why I should win
43:11But I do know that I'm absolutely blessed
43:12To have met Kel here
43:13And that's winning
43:17I come here
43:18All I wanted to do
43:19Was find a fella
43:20That I could take home
43:21To my mum and dad
43:21And I found him
43:22So everything else is a bonus
43:24Well done
43:25Lovely
43:27Life shouldn't be about judging one another
43:31Say for example
43:33Judging a young woman for enjoying herself
43:36A young woman who hasn't harmed anyone
43:39But a woman who has faced a torrent of judgmental and close-minded opinions since leaving Love Island
43:49As an ex-Miss Newcastle and Miss GB
43:51I can say that it's time people moved forward from their old-fashioned thinking
43:56And accepted the simple fact that women like to have sex
44:15Definitely a fitting tribute to Zara you know
44:17I felt like the girls sort of took that sort of further step to make it better for her
44:22And I hope Zara is happy with it
44:25Because we all are
44:26The scores have been counted
44:28And it's down to Scott
44:29To deliver the result
44:36First of all let me start by saying girls
44:37I genuinely meanest
44:38You all smashed it tonight
44:40Literally every one of you did your own thing
44:42And it was literally amazing for all of us boys to see you guys do that
44:47So our runner-up is
44:54Cara
45:05Ah the taste of paraffin
45:07I can't wait to change the world
45:13God's hell
45:13So our reasons for the winner
45:15And by the way girls like Scott said
45:17You're all winners
45:18You've all done amazingly
45:19None of us boys would have been able to produce like you lot did
45:21So
45:22Hats off to you
45:25It's just based on your performance
45:26You just delivered amazingly
45:29Your speech
45:30It come from your heart
45:31And I think you know
45:32You touched all our boys
45:33All our goosebumps
45:34And I think we'd all agree
45:36It was just amazing
45:37It was 10 out of 10
45:39So the winner of Miss Love Island 2016 is
45:48Sophie
45:55Thank you
45:59Thank you so much
46:02Okay
46:04Thank you
46:06Yay
46:07Okay
46:08I'm just gonna say
46:10This is
46:11Yay
46:13We're all winners
46:15We are all winners
46:24Sophie's had an amazing night
46:25And Tom's about to make it even better
46:28I don't want you to be scared
46:29Of losing me
46:30Or scared of pushing me away
46:31Or
46:33Scared of me going elsewhere
46:34Because I'm not
46:36I'm in this for you 100%
46:48I'm in this for you
46:52I'm no one else
46:55I'm 100% loyal to you
46:57I've got nothing to worry about
47:00I know
47:01I promise you
47:11I wanna love you
47:13One girl will leave Love Island tonight
47:16Get voting now
47:18To save your favourite
47:19I wanna love you
47:20The girl with the fewest votes
47:23Will be dumped from the island
47:25Which girl do you want to keep in the villa?
47:29Cara
47:31Katie
47:32Liana
47:34Malin
47:35Olivia
47:37Sophie
47:38Or Tina
47:39Together
47:40Voting is free via the app
47:42Available on iOS and Android devices
47:45And you can only vote once
47:47The vote closes tonight at 10.30pm
47:50Please do not try to vote
47:52If you're watching on Plus One or On Demand
47:55I wanna love you
47:57Wow
48:28We'll see you next time
48:28We'll see you next time
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