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Love Island (UK) - Season 2 - Episode 17
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00:08Previously on Love Island
00:11The honeymoon
00:12You're actually well annoying
00:13It's over
00:14Honestly Katie
00:15If you can't sort it out
00:16What's the point?
00:16If you're not sort it out
00:17We're just arguing
00:18Cannot be arsed with this shit
00:19I'm really going back there again
00:21How are you going to be on the outside?
00:23Oh right
00:25You don't truly know somebody in here
00:32Tonight
00:34Two new boys
00:36Arrive at the villa
00:38The games begin
00:40Stick together
00:41There's a crack on
00:42There's as many birds as you've got
00:44Straight away
00:44I knew there's some trouble brewing
00:46She just said to me
00:47Are you worried about them
00:48Talking to me over there
00:48What did I say are you worried about them?
00:49Did I say that?
00:50Olive
00:50Did I say are you worried about them?
00:52And your votes
00:53Oh my god
00:55Olivia
00:57And Sarah
00:58Round two
00:59Deja vu
00:59On the spot
01:10This summer
01:11It's survival of the fittest
01:27It's another perfect day in paradise
01:30Nathan's cuddling the girl of his dreams
01:33While Zara's cuddling a man in her dreams
01:36Terry
01:37You should give Malin a nice
01:40Nah, I can't think of the word
01:44It's so lovely
01:45It's so peaceful
01:46It's so about to change
01:49Because two brand new boys
01:51Are on their way
01:56Where's her suitcases?
01:57Do these people own any clothes?
02:05This is so banging
02:08This is so banging
02:12I hope these are the new boys
02:14And not the world's hunkiest burglars
02:17This is wicked
02:19This is so sick
02:20Mate
02:25I'm James
02:25I'm 20
02:26I'm a news agent
02:27From Teddington
02:30I've been single two months now
02:32I'm a bit naughty with the girls
02:34But I am
02:34I mean well
02:36I'm nice to girls
02:37But lots of them at the same time
02:39I'd like a girl with some attitude
02:41To put me in my place
02:44I fall in love quick
02:46But then I'm sort of fall in love quickly
02:48With another girl as well
02:49Straight after
02:49That's sort of me
02:50Loveable road
02:56Oh my god
02:58I can't wait for them to wake up
03:00And they're shaking it on their face
03:04I'm Alex
03:05I'm 24
03:05And I'm a scaffolder from Birmingham
03:06And I do modelling part time
03:09I want to say I'm irresistible
03:10Near enough
03:14Recently I dated Dickie Patterson
03:16I don't really have a type
03:17As long as they've got
03:18The chat, they've got the crack
03:19They've got the banter
03:21My best feature is probably
03:22My cheeky smile
03:23The next girl's nervous
03:24When I'm talking to them
03:29I've got to come in and smash you
03:31Come in together
03:32You're my wingman
03:33Yes mate
03:35Stick together
03:36And just crack on
03:37With as many birds as you can
03:40Who do you think the fittest is?
03:42Tough one that is
03:43That is actually well
03:44Something about Sophie man
03:46Yeah just about
03:46She's older
03:47Bit of a cougar action
03:48I know Tom is literally
03:49Going to kick off
03:50If one of us crack on with her
03:51But let him kick off
03:53Actually with Sophie
03:54She said she was waiting
03:55For someone to sweep
03:56Off her feet
03:56Is that what you're going to do then?
03:57100%
04:00Zara
04:01Well if she mentions
04:02She's Miss Grant Britain
04:03Once more time
04:05What does that even mean?
04:06I don't even know what that means
04:07Did you make cups of tea or something?
04:10Literally what does that even mean?
04:12She's going to be like
04:13Wanting to try to get with someone
04:16What about Katie?
04:17She's fit but
04:19I think she's an old girl with Scott
04:20But you never know
04:21I don't think they get on work
04:22I don't know
04:23Olivia's cool
04:24Olivia's a bit edgy and G
04:25I like that
04:26She's got tattoos in that as well
04:28Yeah
04:29A bit of Cara
04:31Man she's like married
04:33She's like married off
04:35Marlon
04:36Married off
04:37Literally
04:38Tom I think Sophie's married off
04:40But
04:42100%
04:42She definitely doesn't want to be with him
04:44I should change that then
04:46So we know who the new boys are after
04:49And we also know
04:50If you live in Teddington
04:51The news agents shut for the summer
04:53I can't wait to see the faces
04:55It's going to be a bit of a shock
04:58Waking up this morning to this
05:19It's going to be a bit of a shock
05:24Waking up this morning to this
05:24It's going to be a bit of a shock
05:25And we have to think of a shock
05:26And we have to think of a shock
05:26That looks sick
05:34Oh my God
05:35Oh my God
05:36Oh my God
05:37Oh my God
05:38Oh my God
05:38Oh my God
05:39Oh my God
05:40Oh my God
05:44That looks so...
05:46Yeah, it's real.
05:47Hey, let's just go one of us!
05:50You're gonna get dressed now, isn't it?
05:52That was so jokes.
05:55It looks so confused, innit?
05:59Olivia's arse looks all right, you know.
06:00Have you shagged Sophie or anything?
06:01Yeah, I've shagged off.
06:04I'm gonna...
06:08Sorry, Tom.
06:09What have I done?
06:10Well, Zara and Liv, you're up.
06:13You'd better pay cock the shit out of yourselves today.
06:16Yeah, I know, I know.
06:16Honestly, go on.
06:21I mean, what a nice morning treat.
06:26Two hotties.
06:27Wonderful.
06:28You couldn't really ask for anything better, really.
06:31The pool looks so inviting.
06:33Doesn't it?
06:34I just feel like I need to be in the pool.
06:36Hopefully the girls look more inviting.
06:38With two new hunks on hand,
06:40nobody knows who might be doing some smooching today.
06:44And Tom's taking no chances.
06:46Here we go.
06:49Hello!
06:51Hello!
06:52Oh, my God.
06:55Welcome to the villa.
06:56I'm Alex.
06:57Hi, Alex.
06:58Lovely to meet you.
06:59I'm so proud, all of you.
07:01You're all right.
07:02I'm so proud, all of you.
07:03How you doing?
07:04Bastards.
07:09Yes!
07:10This is what it's about!
07:11I'm alive again!
07:13Straight away, I knew there's some trouble brewing.
07:16I knew there's some guys coming.
07:18I just knew it.
07:19Do you know what?
07:20It's good.
07:20Competition is healthy.
07:22Even when you feel confident in your couple,
07:24there's still that element of anything could happen.
07:27What?
07:28She's got up and even she's jumping about?
07:30Yeah.
07:30She's thinking she loves me this morning.
07:32I'm not even bothered about that,
07:33but if it's the shoes I don't have her foot, mate...
07:35Yeah, I know.
07:35It was a funny start.
07:36Didn't even get a kiss off Marla this morning.
07:37She shot out.
07:38It's amazing what a couple of penises can do.
07:41Trust her.
07:42It's just like...
07:42If I get jumped out of bed in the same morning to her,
07:45I'll have it in the next day the next month.
07:46This is what I'm saying, man.
07:48Women get different treatment.
07:50It's different.
07:51You lot need to go and get ready
07:52so I can make you breakfast.
07:53Oh, shit.
07:53What does everyone want?
07:54What does everyone want?
07:56It's avocado, scrambled egg.
07:57It's easiest.
07:58You're just going to have orange juice and cereal.
08:02Ooh.
08:03Well, Alex looks like my type
08:06and he just had his hand tattooed,
08:08which is just another box tick.
08:10Yeah, Alex has that, like, cheeky smile,
08:12so I did get a little bit like, ooh,
08:14like, a little bit happy, like, but we'll see.
08:17Yeah, well, good luck making breakfast.
08:19Enjoy.
08:20I'll have a tea, one sugar.
08:21A tea, one sugar?
08:22Well, I'll just do larger teas
08:23and then you can put your own sugar in.
08:25I will fancy Olivia already.
08:26Pissing me off.
08:27What do you think that's all right?
08:28Are you from Birmingham?
08:29I was like, no, I speak like a prick for pants.
08:32No, it's just a joke.
08:33Absolute joke.
08:34Right.
08:34Who do you think fancies you?
08:36All of them.
08:38Every single one.
08:39Sorry, how are you feeling?
08:41All right.
08:41Do you like any of them or you're not too sure?
08:43I don't really know them yet.
08:46Like...
08:46Do you like the look of anyone?
08:50Mmm...
08:50I'm still quite, like, I want to get to know Adam.
08:54Aww.
08:55Do you know what I mean?
08:56Yeah.
08:57But I feel like, I don't know, you need to give everyone a chance in here.
09:01Definitely.
09:01Yeah.
09:02What are you thinking, Olivia?
09:03Like, the look of the blonde one?
09:05Yeah.
09:06Yeah.
09:07They both look, like, they both look really nice guys, so...
09:11I was checking out of Olivia's arse as well.
09:13Yeah, Olivia's got a banging arse on that.
09:14Yeah.
09:15His eyes were a cracking pair of tits.
09:16And they're real.
09:17Ha-ha!
09:18Ha-ha-ha!
09:20Oi-oy!
09:21How's it going?
09:22Easy, boys.
09:23What's happening?
09:24What's going on?
09:25All looking brown.
09:27What's going on?
09:27Nathan, nice to meet you.
09:29Nice to meet you.
09:30How's it going?
09:32Nice to meet you, buddy.
09:34Nice to meet you, how's it going?
09:34Nice to meet you, how's it going?
09:34Nice to meet you, how's it going?
09:35Two young studs.
09:36I think there's a few peacocks flying around.
09:38The old feathers are rustling.
09:40I'm not worried.
09:42I think me and Cara got each other's back.
09:46Erm...
09:46Maybe a couple of the other boys.
09:48I don't know.
09:48Their arses are going.
09:50But erm...
09:51We'll have to see what pans out.
09:53What will ever be will be.
09:54It's his pencil penis.
09:56Yes!
09:59Yes!
09:59Oh, my God!
10:01It's gone off that, hasn't it?
10:02It's gone off that.
10:02It's gone off that.
10:03It's gone off that.
10:04It's gone off that.
10:04Is it?
10:07Oh, Scott!
10:08Which one did you say you fancied?
10:10They're both really nice looking.
10:11Alex isn't my usual type, cos I like dark.
10:15Like, dark skin, like, dark hair.
10:17But he's got a nice little face, hasn't he?
10:22Yeah, he's got a little cheeky smile.
10:25Who's in your eyes, boys?
10:28Zara, to be fair.
10:29Is it?
10:30She's on her own as well.
10:31I like Olivia, man, to be fair.
10:33You do actually like the single birds?
10:35I thought we liked the single birds.
10:37No, boys, come on.
10:38It's got to be with someone that's in a relationship that you've got your eye on as well.
10:40I like Bungo, isn't it?
10:41He's off.
10:42No, no.
10:43I'm not really surprised.
10:45No, she's a nice bird.
10:46She's a nice bird.
10:47No worried at all.
10:49When he's worried, he scratches his ear.
10:51Oh, hello!
10:53And Tom's not the only one feeling the pressure.
10:58It's weird, man, like, you know what I mean, the fresh guys and that, but at the same time, it's
11:00like, I'm not really flapping my arse yet about them, do you know what I mean?
11:04Like...
11:05It's early days, mate.
11:06It is, isn't it?
11:07That's what I mean, the first impressions.
11:09I'm not being tired.
11:10Liv's the easy option right now.
11:12In what way?
11:13Easy option?
11:14She's a single girl.
11:15She's making...
11:16It's the same as me, mate.
11:17She was the easy option, bang, straight away.
11:19Get along with her.
11:21And then when you find your feet, and then you start...
11:24Nah, that's what I'm saying, do you know what I mean?
11:26I wouldn't underestimate anything yet.
11:28Yeah, yeah, yeah, right.
11:31I want to see, when he finds his feet, I reckon he can do damage.
11:34Yeah, yeah.
11:35Definitely.
11:38I don't know who we're, though.
11:41Obviously, our two boys are in good nick.
11:43I mean, they're both good-looking geezers.
11:46I think, deep down, all the boys feel a little bit threatened.
11:49They all do, do you know what I mean?
11:50No-one's going to relax in here.
11:51I'm still, like, you know, Alex is a good-looking geezer.
11:54He don't owe us any of them, any of us boys anything.
11:56So, if he wants to make his move, he's going to do it, isn't he?
11:59So, it's just, I'm just trying to push Liv his way,
12:03get him dealt with, and then I can relax.
12:06Coming up...
12:07Anyone else coming in?
12:09The new boys get a grilling.
12:11Who would you pick? Let's pick two girls.
12:21With Scott safely out of ear shot,
12:24KD tells Malyn what she thinks about new boy Alex.
12:52Shocking, not Katie, there's pants in that sink.
12:56Well, welcome to the fucking villa boys. Sweet! Sweet! So what's your first impressions?
13:02I love everyone so far. Yeah, no, good crowd in here boys. Yeah, so what's normally your type at arm?
13:08Tall, blonde, no boobs, big arse. I'm not on boobs, man, whatsoever, but you've got to have a massive arse.
13:15Yeah, big arse, nice legs. Who's got your eye on? Well, there's only two single ones, isn't there?
13:19So, yeah, Zara and Olivia, isn't it, really? Don't have to be single.
13:23Yeah, I know what you're saying. I have got my own Olivia.
13:26Have you? Yeah. Anyone else? Zara.
13:30They're only two single ones, aren't I? It's gonna be a fucking dog fuck.
13:32And to be honest, obviously, I know it's a bit awkward in that, but I do like Fancy Selfie as
13:37well.
13:38They've had a lot of ups and downs. I reckon that's a fucking no-go.
13:42Yeah, they're pretty tight. They seem pretty good now, aren't they?
13:46Yeah, she had a bit of a funny time and started a bit confused when Adam come in.
13:50Yeah.
13:51But I think, yeah, I don't... I think they're pretty cement now.
13:54Adam had some big balls to do that, you know?
13:56He did, yeah, he did. He rustled a few feathers.
13:59I don't want to be a dickhead to any of the lads.
14:02Never, innit?
14:02But, like, I know you're not gonna be able to keep everyone sweet all the time.
14:05Yeah.
14:05No, I'm not looking to cause any arguments. I don't want any, like, like...
14:08Any grief.
14:09Do you want to hear Massey's words of wisdom?
14:11I'd personally fill out singletons, you know?
14:16If it doesn't work, then you've got to do what you've got to do, do you know what I mean?
14:20So true.
14:20Thing is, if you don't get on with the boys, it's gonna make your time in your eyes.
14:24Fucking shit, man. Imagine that.
14:25Because the thing is, this is how it works in here, all right?
14:28You have your boys' time, and then you like to go back to old Doris at the end.
14:32Oh, Doris!
14:34You fucking cracked me up!
14:37No, they seem like nice geezers, got to have a laugh with them.
14:41I said, yeah, like I said, I welcome him in with open arms, until they tread on my feet.
14:47How are the boys, Scott?
14:48Yeah, what's the goss?
14:49Um, bit of a weird one.
14:52Really?
14:53Yeah, they like, obviously, Liv and Zarek, but, um, he said he likes Sothe.
15:00Did he?
15:00Who did?
15:01Alex said he likes Sothe.
15:02Yeah, yeah.
15:02I thought we heard him say Sothe.
15:03Liv is a lovely girl, Zarek isn't.
15:05But he said he fancies you.
15:06They wouldn't be worried about rustling.
15:09Really?
15:09I get the vibe.
15:11They're lovely boys, don't get me wrong.
15:12What, but you don't think they care about it?
15:13What did James say?
15:14What did James say?
15:15James likes you and Zarek.
15:23It's probably just the shoes, isn't it?
15:25Go on, Liv!
15:26Go on, girl!
15:28Anyone else coming in?
15:29Hey!
15:31Go on, Liv!
15:33That's so banging.
15:35Well, they're both hot.
15:37Come on.
15:37They're both really, really good-looking lads.
15:40The single girls are quite keen.
15:42I am.
15:42Do you fancy Dara?
15:44I don't know.
15:45She's all right.
15:46Who else?
15:47You just crack on with her, get to know her a bit, innit?
15:48See, yeah.
15:49See what happens?
15:50It's all about the chat for me, innit?
15:51Have you got a good chat?
15:53The chat?
15:53It's all about the chat, isn't it?
15:54It's all about the chat.
15:55It's all about how it flows, innit?
15:56Yeah.
15:57Yeah, and that's true.
15:58Personality's massive, innit?
15:59I don't really know if I have luck.
16:01Not really.
16:01As long as I'm attracted to a person, then.
16:04I see.
16:04And then, obviously, if you, like, can banter each other
16:06and you're interested in the same thing.
16:07Yeah.
16:08Sweet.
16:09It's so annoying that it's always me and Zarek,
16:11because I love the girl.
16:12She's so sweet.
16:12And then we always end up in this position.
16:14And if she ends up liking Alex and then I fancy Alex,
16:17it's just so awkward.
16:18Round two, deja vu.
16:20Who would you pick?
16:21Let's pick two girls.
16:26We're both thinking you, aren't we?
16:27Yeah, sweet.
16:28Yeah.
16:29You and Zarek.
16:31What's Zarek's crack like?
16:32I don't think she's...
16:34She's been quiet so far, isn't she?
16:35She's quite quiet.
16:36Yeah, like, whereas I'm quite, like, forward,
16:37like, I don't really care what I say.
16:39Yeah.
16:40So I'll talk to anyone at any point.
16:41Do you know what I mean?
16:43Whereas I think she likes the sort of...
16:46Yeah.
16:46You know?
16:47It's easing to it.
16:47You know that thing?
16:48Yeah, it's easing to it.
16:50Which one do you prefer?
16:51If I had to pick now,
16:53it's going to actually quite shock you, probably,
16:54what I want to say, but I'd say Alex.
16:56Yeah.
16:56But I don't...
16:57I don't like piercings on a guy.
16:59What do you like about Alex?
17:01He's tall.
17:02He's, like, got the bit of banter.
17:05He's got the good personality.
17:06But lovely little face, isn't he?
17:07He seems really nice.
17:09So beautiful.
17:09So sweet.
17:10Both gorgeous guys.
17:12But if I had to pick between the two of them,
17:14right now, I'd say Alex.
17:17Where are we both?
17:17Maybe you're going to have a wicker time in bed.
17:19Yeah, definitely.
17:19Should be sick, you know?
17:21For God's sake.
17:23You can come join us, like, three-way spoon.
17:25No?
17:26Yeah.
17:26You can be the middle spoon.
17:27Yeah.
17:28I'm not being a sandwich.
17:29Why?
17:30We get Zara in the end somewhere as well.
17:31I'm like...
17:33You got a little thing for Zara?
17:34I don't know.
17:34Yeah, do you like that?
17:35I don't know.
17:36She's cutie.
17:37She is a cutie, isn't she?
17:39What are you thinking?
17:39I think Liv's right in there already.
17:42Well, since the jacuzzi's next to the smoking area, I have a plan.
17:46Right.
17:47Why don't I go over there for a cigarette, and then that's your excuse to come with me and keep
17:51me company.
17:52And maybe you could just...
17:54Pop in in between.
17:55Oh, I haven't been in the hot tub in a while.
17:57Let me just dip in.
17:58Yeah.
17:59I'm just going to put my hair...
18:00Just testing the water, then you might accidentally fall right in the middle.
18:04Or maybe on one of their laps.
18:06Yeah.
18:06And accidentally my boobs have come out.
18:10This...
18:10I mean, it's not like I've put my smallest bikini on, so...
18:16Come on.
18:17Oh, come on.
18:19It's not like we're all leaping out.
18:21Come on.
18:22Keep it cool.
18:25Do my boobs look okay?
18:26Yeah, mate.
18:28Naughty.
18:29Naughty.
18:29Naughty.
18:30I'll have a little tour.
18:32Oh, yeah.
18:32Do you want me to show you around?
18:33Oh, don't.
18:34Ah, fuck off.
18:36Bye, Zoe.
18:37I think Liv's got her eye on Alex, but I'm not competing anymore.
18:42You know, she didn't really think about me when she apparently really liked Adam, so...
18:45If I want someone now, I will literally go in, tell him exactly how I feel, and if he comes
18:50and gets me, he comes and gets me.
18:52If he doesn't, well, he doesn't.
18:53Here he comes, Zara.
18:55And there he goes.
18:58Bye, Liv.
18:59Bye, Liv.
19:00Are you scared of that one?
19:01Bye, Liv.
19:02What is it?
19:02It's what comes well banging.
19:04Why don't you live in here?
19:05It's a time machine.
19:06It's a time machine.
19:09Finally get to see the villa.
19:11All right.
19:12Excited.
19:13Anybody find me somebody to love.
19:30Oh, you're next to me.
19:32What, shall I come this side then?
19:33Yeah.
19:34We can have midnight chats.
19:36She don't fuck about Olivia, let me tell ya.
19:38She's taking it in a stride and I hope, I hope, and I hope that, erm, Liv gets what she
19:44wants,
19:44cos she's a blinder.
19:45She's a good friend of mine in here.
19:46Yeah.
19:49As we know, Malin loves sharing two things.
19:52Cheese toasties and secrets.
19:55I feel clean now.
19:56It's all clean, yeah.
19:56You look all clean.
19:58Okay, what is it?
19:59I can't tell Scott.
20:00I promise.
20:01I know, I know she would have said stuff about the geyser.
20:04Why?
20:04Cos I can just tell, I'm not stupid.
20:06She started trying to pull it back.
20:07He said, oh, you know, look, I think it's the blonde one's really fit.
20:10She said, when Scott tries to hug her today, she's just like, oh, you know, I don't.
20:15Oh.
20:17Yeah.
20:17I knew it.
20:18It's minor in a way, like, it doesn't say, it doesn't paint a bigger picture.
20:22It just says that she kind of likes the look of Alex.
20:24Doesn't mean she fancies the guy, but it's just a bit of a weird thing.
20:27It's like a warning sign, I guess, isn't it?
20:29Cos I, when I was a bride, whenever Terry came round, I was a bit more like...
20:33Cos she said about the outside world.
20:35Like, now she said, now she's got Scott.
20:36Like, she likes him because she couldn't have him, and now she's got him and she's like...
20:40Yeah.
20:42It's like she would jump shit, basically.
20:44Oh.
20:46Oh, fuck.
20:46I've got to tell Scott now, haven't I?
20:49It's my mate, isn't it?
20:50You're a dick.
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22:15In the garden, Alex and Olivia are sharing their hopes and dreams.
22:19Is that the only reason you've got?
22:21Yeah. I want my nipples done, man.
22:23So do I. Can we go after?
22:25Shall we get them done?
22:26Yeah.
22:29Alex is my type and I do fancy him, but we will see because he looks like he could be
22:35a bit cheeky.
22:38A little bit.
22:40You look so much like my friend and he's called Alex too.
22:43It's really creeping me out.
22:44Don't say that.
22:45Why?
22:46It's not a bad thing.
22:47I'm just weird.
22:48Because you look like him, but your name's the same.
22:51It's creeping me out.
22:53So, if you were on a date, you'd creep you out?
22:55No, not like that.
22:56We just clicked and we just, like, was back and forth, like, talking.
22:59We never run out of anything to say.
23:01And, obviously, she's a pretty girl as well.
23:03I don't know, I've got a little thing for Olivia already.
23:08I've got a text.
23:09Shout out.
23:11I've got a text.
23:13Alex and James, please go to the pod immediately.
23:18Hashtag new boys, hashtag first days, fun.
23:23Oh, no.
23:24Shit.
23:25Don't judge me.
23:30The new boys, James and Alex, are about to take on a challenge.
23:34Based on what they've seen both on TV and in the villa, they're going to rank the Islanders
23:38from most to least in a range of categories.
23:42Oh, this is great.
23:44Banter.
23:45100%.
23:45How fit they are.
23:46Oh.
23:47And how real they are.
23:49It's because you're fancy.
23:50Yeah.
23:53Now the Islanders have to match the rankings Alex and James have put them in.
23:58Islanders, welcome to mates rates.
24:00We've just rated you all from least to most in various categories.
24:03Oh, my.
24:04First category is banter.
24:07Please rate yourselves from least to most in terms of your banter.
24:10Nathan at the top.
24:12I think it's really hard for Alex and James to come in and just judge people straight
24:16off the bat.
24:17Um, did cause a few, a few little tips.
24:20Nathan, Terry, Cara, you're in the right places.
24:24High five banners.
24:25Isn't it nice to know I'm the king of banners?
24:28Zara, you're in the right place.
24:30So basically, I'm a right boring twat.
24:33Whatever.
24:34Calm up, KD.
24:36KD, you're in the right place.
24:37You boring fuckers.
24:39Are you a junkie?
24:39Scott.
24:41How's Scott got more banter than me?
24:42I can't believe that.
24:44The next category is real.
24:46And I got least real, which is bullshit.
24:51Is that right?
24:51Yeah, that's right.
24:54The least real?
24:56Oh, I fucking wanted to kill them two.
24:58Put me bottom.
25:00Wankers.
25:01Nathan's right.
25:02Yes.
25:03I'm too fit to put a front on.
25:05I am who I am.
25:06I hate you both now.
25:07Yeah, it's bastard, mate.
25:08Piss off.
25:08Obviously, I was the one reading out the cards.
25:10So everyone that was, like, unhappy with what we chose,
25:13and they were just giving me the worst dirty looks ever.
25:16The next category is fit.
25:18I'm staying here.
25:19Lads sit down.
25:20It was a nasty challenge.
25:22Now, KD's right at first.
25:23KD, you're in the right place.
25:25So I was a bit pissed off about the other two categories,
25:27but then when it came to the most fittest and they put me at the front,
25:30it was quite nice, not gonna lie.
25:33That's right.
25:33I don't wanna be lashed.
25:34That's right.
25:35I'm lashed.
25:36I just feel like I don't know.
25:38You are.
25:38I'm gonna stop eating all these snickers.
25:42It's a kind of ass.
25:43It's a bit of fun.
25:43I knew I was gonna be bottom of the fittest, so I was like,
25:47oh, whatever.
25:47All right.
25:48I'm going now.
25:49The most boring person in the villa.
25:51I'm the fourth fittest girl.
25:54So maybe that's why I'm single.
25:56Well, apparently I'm the most boring bastard in here.
25:59And apparently I'm not actually that fit.
26:01Oh, shut up.
26:03KD's got no banter, though.
26:04Do you know what I mean?
26:04I've got no bant.
26:06That's a load of fucking bullshit.
26:09No banter.
26:11Are you mad?
26:12Do you know what?
26:13It actually makes me realise how much other people's...
26:15Like, it does affect us all.
26:17Do you know what I'm saying?
26:17It's not very nice to be racist.
26:20That's why I hate beauty contests.
26:21That's my opinion.
26:26Apparently she's got no bants,
26:28and she's the fourth best looking girl,
26:30but at least Sarah knows when to let things lie.
26:34We haven't seen anything bad, really.
26:35Is that all right?
26:36I suppose.
26:37Is that all right?
26:37It's all right.
26:38I'm apparently a right boring bastard.
26:40Fuck off.
26:41Fourth least fittest girl in here,
26:43which we're all fit,
26:44so realistically we should have all put us first.
26:46Yeah, but we can't come with us.
26:47That's the whole point.
26:48Thanks for that.
26:49We've got to make a choice, haven't we?
26:51Weirdos.
26:52I kind of like Zara.
26:56Erm...
26:56But I don't really get her banter,
26:59or I don't really, like, have much to say with her,
27:02but that might change.
27:03Like, I'm going to keep chatting to her
27:04and see what happens there.
27:06Who do you like in her?
27:07You, like, both like Liv?
27:09I liked it.
27:09Yeah, Liv's a bit more wild.
27:11I've seen Zara as well.
27:12You're sound as fuck as well.
27:14Thanks.
27:15Thanks.
27:17It's Katie.
27:18She's well hot, isn't it?
27:19She's so sound as well.
27:20The boys are really territorial in here.
27:22I bet.
27:23Tom's a head case.
27:25I wouldn't even bother going with Sophie.
27:27No, it's not worth it.
27:27I think Sophie's a bit pissed off from me anyway,
27:29so I think that's...
27:30Yeah, the realest thing really got to her.
27:33What's your reasons for her?
27:34Because she feels like she spoke to you.
27:35Do you know what it was?
27:36Do you know exactly why?
27:37Because when we were on watching it, obviously,
27:40she was saying one thing to Tom and another thing.
27:42I didn't look like a dickhead, did I?
27:44No.
27:44Hello, Sophie.
27:46Yes.
27:47How are you doing?
27:48I feel like we need to have a chat with you, right?
27:49I feel like we do.
27:52What?
27:54Do you know the comment thing that I heard?
27:56Yeah.
27:58Basically...
27:58Oh, sorry, I shouldn't say put things in your mouth.
27:59They just kind of said it to me as well.
28:01I was just like, maybe say one thing and do another.
28:04I don't know.
28:05Not like that, obviously.
28:06No, not at all like that.
28:06No, basically, when you said,
28:09or you overheard her saying something,
28:11saying if someone comes and sweeps you off your feet,
28:14but then obviously, like, you was with Tom.
28:16Like, that's the only reason that we said
28:17that we put you where you was.
28:20Yeah.
28:21Fuck.
28:24I am, like, the most, like,
28:27sometimes pissed too honest.
28:29Now I just kind of want to, like, shy off again.
28:32Like, I just feel, oh, I'm not real now.
28:36Marlon's warned Terry not to tell Scott
28:38what Katie said about new boy Alex.
28:40Why?
28:41So she can do it herself.
28:43Ovs.
28:43Scott, is that pissing you off?
28:44What?
28:45Is that pissing you off?
28:46Nah, it's cool.
28:47She does find one attractive.
28:48What?
28:49She does find one attractive.
28:50She finds one attractive?
28:51Who?
28:51Alex.
28:53Are you sure?
28:53She didn't say that to me.
28:54Why would you say that to me?
28:56Huh?
28:56Why would you say that to me?
28:57You were talking about it earlier.
28:58I don't understand.
28:58Why are you telling me that she fancies running?
29:00Why would you say fancy?
29:01I said feet, you idiot.
29:02Is she trying to fucking wind me up?
29:04Like, I have no problem with Katie talking to you guys.
29:06At the end of the day, if Katie wants to crack on with someone else,
29:08I'll do whatever.
29:09Listen, you've got to be the bigger man and let it happen.
29:12But I don't even think that's the case.
29:13And I think Katie's quite honest with me.
29:14Don't get annoyed.
29:16No, no, I just think it's random.
29:18That's random she said that then.
29:19Because we spoke earlier.
29:20You're not worried about that over there.
29:22She fancies Alex.
29:23No, she's fancy.
29:24I said feet.
29:24Why are you putting words in my mouth?
29:26It's different.
29:27I can appreciate, yeah.
29:28I can appreciate all the boys.
29:29Yeah, I think he's a good looking guy.
29:31He put words in my mouth.
29:32He said that I said Katie fancied him and I didn't say that at all.
29:35He just gets a bit too hyped up sometimes, so.
29:38Olive was there.
29:39I just said he was fit.
29:40That's all, didn't I?
29:41Yeah, and I said Katie.
29:42Sorry.
29:42What's that?
29:43I just said he was fit.
29:44And I said Katie thinks so too.
29:46I didn't mean it in like that way.
29:47And Scott's...
29:48No, she fancied him.
29:49No, Scott was old.
29:50She fancied him.
29:50We were like that.
29:51We said we think all the boys and girls in here are good looking.
29:53And he went, ow.
29:54You get hyped about that stuff?
29:56Nah, he just get his thinks.
29:57He thinks it up.
29:58He thinks it up.
29:59Deep.
29:59Deep shit.
30:00Is he a cutie?
30:02Is he a cutie?
30:03He's a Scotty show and he fucking comes out.
30:05Yeah, wait till he's a Scotty show.
30:07He's called it Scotty show.
30:08He'll be like, right, guys, this is what he does.
30:11Chill out, yeah?
30:15Fucking hell, if I ever do that to you, you'd be fucking losing your mind.
30:18Eh?
30:19Fucking embarrassing.
30:20Shut up.
30:21They smile and boy up.
30:22I'm an arse.
30:23I'm just saying if I do that to you, you'd be fucking giving it all large ones.
30:26Is this what it's like?
30:27I'm not even just bannering.
30:28Don't fucking start thinking I'm fucking shitting for me, Liv.
30:31Fucking parcel.
30:33I can't tell if he's being serious or not.
30:35Nah, he is.
30:36Scott!
30:37And who's going to take it out on me?
30:39Marlene, why are you telling me why I'm pissed off now then?
30:41I just said to her that we said he was fit.
30:43So basically, she just said to me, she went, are you worried about them talking to her?
30:46I did not say are you worried about them.
30:47Did I say that?
30:48Did I say are you worried about them?
30:49Shit's doing.
30:50Wow.
30:51Did I say that?
30:52Are you worried?
30:52No!
30:53Everyone fucking fancies Alex.
30:55Look at him for God's sake.
30:56He's not a terrible man.
30:57Why am I saying it?
30:57It's no business.
30:58Why would she just turn around to me and go,
31:00Oh my god, are you worried about Katie over there?
31:02Oh my god, are you worried about Katie over there?
31:02She likes Alex.
31:04Marlene, wait till a girl comes in here mate,
31:05when you're dead insecure, and you're getting it mate.
31:07Big time, trust me.
31:08Scott!
31:09Is he fucking serious?
31:10Is he threatening?
31:10Scott, drop it!
31:11Sorry.
31:13Sorry.
31:13Scott, don't be silly.
31:15What the fuck?
31:15What is it for someone?
31:16Scott, I said nothing bad.
31:17Let's say you worried.
31:18I sat there, mind your own business.
31:19You went, are you worried about it or whatever?
31:20Are you worried?
31:21I did not say are you worried?
31:23I said we all think she's fit.
31:24He's fit.
31:25Why would you say that, Marlene?
31:27It's weird.
31:27Do you not think it's weird, everyone?
31:28I said we all think he's fit.
31:29I said it's weird, everyone.
31:30It's weird, man.
31:31It's fucking weird, isn't it?
31:32I'm sat there, mind your own business.
31:33It's weird, Marlene.
31:34No, it wasn't weird.
31:35I would never do that to you.
31:36I would never do that to you.
31:37I would never do that to you.
31:38Tell was there.
31:38Carl was there.
31:39Nathan was there.
31:40Fucking hell.
31:41You're too fit.
31:41You're causing problems, mate.
31:43And you underbite didn't speak to you earlier.
31:45Fucking hell's not causing any shit.
31:47Shit, no.
31:48Where's Terry?
31:49Speak to me about it.
31:52Terry?
31:53Yeah?
31:53Do you not think that's weird, bro?
31:55What she said before?
31:56Yeah.
31:57When I'm minding my own business, bro, right?
31:58Sat there and she goes, are you worried about her over there?
32:00And I went, no, it's cool.
32:01She went, well, she likes Alex.
32:02Why would she do that to me, bro?
32:03I would not say stand there and say are you worried.
32:05I said we all think he's fit.
32:06Yeah, but if a girl come in, right?
32:08I do not mean it like that.
32:09I do not mean it like that.
32:10I do not mean it like that.
32:10Scott, chill.
32:11Chill, please.
32:12I do not mean that.
32:13I'm not a shit star, please.
32:14I do not mean it like that.
32:14Well, that's how you come across.
32:16Is there something I'm missing?
32:17No, you're not.
32:18There's nothing you're missing.
32:19I was sat there in front of these guys.
32:20Olive was there.
32:21Tell was there.
32:21I didn't say are you worried about her.
32:23I said we all think he's fit.
32:24General convoy.
32:25I thought of all people, you know what it's like, innit?
32:27We're fucking being worried.
32:28I didn't think like that.
32:28I was just thinking in general.
32:29We all think he's fit.
32:30Even the guys do.
32:31It's just one of those things.
32:32Yeah, no, I don't mind.
32:33When you picked me out of a group and went, are you worried about it?
32:35I was like...
32:36I did not say are you worried.
32:42She said something more to you then?
32:45No, nothing.
32:48Jesus.
32:49Fucking hell.
32:50It's just so unnecessary.
32:52Yeah, I know, but you shouldn't have said that, babe.
32:54I know you didn't mean it.
32:55I know you're only looking out for them.
32:56But you planted the seeds now.
32:58I know, because he can sense something as well.
33:00He's not stupid.
33:01He can probably sense something as well.
33:03He's not stupid.
33:04That's probably why he's blowing it like.
33:06Myla said to me, Alex is really good looking.
33:08And I went, yeah, he's nice.
33:09I went, it's not my type.
33:11I know you would say he's good looking.
33:11But I swear on my life, I was sat there and she went, are you worried about that?
33:15Did she say that?
33:15Then she went, well, she likes Alex.
33:17I swear on my fucking life.
33:18I swear on my fucking life.
33:19I didn't say I like Alex.
33:20I said, he's better looking than James.
33:23I know.
33:24I know that.
33:24But I swear on my life.
33:25How does I like him?
33:26I haven't spoken to the kids.
33:27Listen, I know what I'm saying.
33:28But I'm not asked about your situation.
33:30I'm just like, well, why would you try and do that to me?
33:32That's all I'm asked about.
33:33Because imagine if a guy come in, a girl come in, I'd be like, Terry loves you, don't
33:36worry.
33:36Do you know what I mean?
33:36Especially when she goes.
33:38I would be so on that back.
33:39Do you know what I mean?
33:41Just fucking, you know what I mean?
33:42I'm just going to be so angry, mate.
33:44My blood's boiling.
33:46And you know what?
33:47It looks like now I'm arguing about being jealous or whatever.
33:50I'm more violated that Marlene's come at me in that way and tried to stir the pot
33:54with me and rev me up and fair play she's got a reaction.
33:56But she hasn't got a reaction at me and Katie because I've just come straight at Marlene.
34:01Just, you just won't say that to a couple, would you?
34:03No.
34:03To anyone, in any sense, you wouldn't say that.
34:05Imagine if I said that to Marlene?
34:07Imagine.
34:07Well, he fancies a red fucking girl.
34:09Careful, careful.
34:10Well, exactly.
34:11About Marlene.
34:12It would go.
34:15I'm sorry, but I can't...
34:16No, it's a bit strange.
34:17I know when I'm in the wrong, but I'm not in the wrong way in this one.
34:20Weird.
34:21Maybe she didn't think well, she's...
34:23Yeah, she definitely didn't.
34:25I love Marlene, you know what I mean?
34:27She's one of the favourite people in here, but I'm not having that.
34:30People just need to know boundaries and, like, work each other out,
34:32because that's just not my game, not to wind people up.
34:40Coming up, Zara gets a message.
34:43Zara, the public have been voting and have decided that you should go on a date tonight
34:47with one of the new boys.
34:50This is so nerve-wracking.
34:59Upstairs, Nathan's asked Cara to let him do something so filthy
35:02we can't even mention it on this show, and that's saying something.
35:06I'm not going to do that, don't you?
35:07You said you would.
35:09We're not together with what we're playing, so no.
35:12Why aren't we?
35:13Well, you're my boyfriend.
35:17We were talking about something rude, and I said,
35:19I'd only do rude things like that with my boyfriend.
35:22And he went, yeah, and I went, well, we're not really together.
35:25And he was like, why?
35:26And I was like, do you want to be my boyfriend?
35:29And then he got really shy.
35:31Do you want to be my boyfriend?
35:33Do you want to be my boyfriend?
35:35Yeah.
35:37The official boyfriend and girlfriend.
35:38No way.
35:39Look, he's getting them shy.
35:41Oh, no!
35:43He got really shy, and me and Thelma's wife were like, why are you getting so shy?
35:46And he was like, sure.
35:47I was like, do you want to be my boyfriend?
35:49No!
35:50No, do you want to be my boyfriend?
35:52Do you?
35:53Yes or no, do you want to be my boyfriend?
35:55It's a bit awkward to say it, like, especially in this house.
35:58Do you know what I mean?
35:59Do you want to be my boyfriend?
36:00Do you want to be my boyfriend?
36:02Do you want to be my boyfriend?
36:06Do you want to be my boyfriend?
36:07Get that geezer laugh away from me.
36:10I didn't think he'd be that bothered.
36:12I thought he'd just be like, shut up.
36:13But he definitely got really shy.
36:16I've never seen you go cute lately.
36:18I've never seen you go shy before.
36:20Do you want to be my boyfriend?
36:21Do you want to be my boyfriend?
36:21Look, look, look, look.
36:22I ain't shy.
36:23She's not going to go with another geyser, I ain't going to go with another bird, so end of story.
36:29I'm going to suck you dry. All the duties.
36:33I think she's going to let him do something we can't even mention.
36:42Meanwhile, downstairs, Zara's not giving up on Adam.
36:46Make-up, hair, dress.
36:49No bra.
36:50Bash, bash. No, I never really wear a bra.
36:53Let him hang.
36:54Hang? They do not hang?
36:56No, but...
36:57They sit pretty perfectly.
36:58Well, you've got this on, but if they were off, they would fall in a little bit.
37:00Yeah, all right, let's just be careful, because my boobs have grown, and they are slightly popping out.
37:05You're a peacock, aren't I?
37:06No, I'm not.
37:07Thank you very much.
37:10Um, what was your first impression of me?
37:14Cut.
37:15Mm-hmm.
37:17Cut.
37:18Is that it?
37:20Wait, that's one word.
37:21Nah, cute, I thought.
37:24Sides of your bangers.
37:25Pfft.
37:26Ah!
37:27JK, I thought you were genuine.
37:31And the more I've just spent time with you, that's so true.
37:35Genuinely one of the nicest girls I've ever met, because I don't have girlfriends.
37:37I would never back home spend time with girls.
37:40Would you not?
37:41Nah.
37:41At the moment, I'm just taking my time with Zara, just spending time with her chatting.
37:45Describe it, boyfriend.
37:47My ex, um...
37:51What age is he?
37:53Uh, 28.
37:54He's 28 now.
37:56That's pretty old.
37:57I always have gone for an older girl.
37:58I've never gone for anyone my own age.
38:00I don't think I've ever been on a date with anyone below the age of 24.
38:05And age is just a number.
38:06I'm very mature for my age.
38:07I left school when I was 15.
38:08Yeah, yeah, yeah.
38:09I think as I've got older, I've realised that, you know, someone might be great to look at,
38:14but if they don't have anything going on and no substance, then, you know, what's the point?
38:27Scott's having a private chat with Malin about their falling out.
38:31I say private, it'll be all over the villa by midnight.
38:34Nah, first of all, I want to apologise for the way I reacted, but it was banter.
38:38I get it now, but it's just because it was the wrong time.
38:41I know, yeah, I don't realise.
38:41I'm like that, I say things like that, but I don't think about it.
38:44Nah, but honestly, it's just the timing, because obviously, they come in and I've said to them straight away,
38:48saying, boys, you know what, you're coming in to do your thing and this and that.
38:51And obviously, it was on my mind, first of all, fucking, they put her at the fucking fittest of thing,
38:55which I thought was a shock.
38:56Yeah.
38:57Do you know what I mean?
38:57Yeah, because I thought, no, because I thought they would have blown smoke up a living, do you know what
39:01I mean?
39:01But they've done it.
39:01Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
39:02So straight away, that's her, that's their target.
39:04Listen, I know what she thinks she's a good-looking guy.
39:06We all do.
39:06And I know in the context of what she said, she used to...
39:08It's like, you're a good-looking guy.
39:09Yeah, was she making a fuss of him?
39:11No, that's the thing, that's why when he said, I said she fancied, I was like, no, no, no, not
39:14at all,
39:14just saying he's a good-looking.
39:15That's why I said we all did.
39:16Yeah, yeah.
39:16You should be confident, you know.
39:18I am.
39:18You're a good-looking guy.
39:20Nah, I am, I am confident, but this place, though, it's not about...
39:22That's the thing, that's what Katie likes, she wants you to be like, oh, then she'll start wanting you.
39:26That's the type of girl she's like.
39:27But that's what I try to be like.
39:28Yeah, be chilled.
39:28I'm not giving her anything, but it's like, it's a fine balance, because one minute, I'm like, because I know
39:32what she's like, I know what she wants, but it gets tiring now.
39:34Because I'm a little bit older, and it's like, I mean, Dick, but it's like, and I can't say anything
39:38now, and it's like, honestly, I really want, I really want to make it work with her, yeah, I swear
39:42to God, but I find myself going into myself a little bit.
39:45Yeah, I know.
39:45Do you know what I mean?
39:45And I buzz off her, because...
39:46That's because you like her, though.
39:47Yeah, I do like her, but just needed to meet me halfway, but it's basically, she's doing now, like, she
39:52started off the day so strong and so amazing, but watching it, and now she's flipped it.
39:55Scotty, one great word of advice.
39:56Like, it's when a girl walks in here, sounds so cool, just do exactly the same.
40:00Yeah, and that's what's making me think now, and she's stupid, but I don't want to do that.
40:06Yeah, but that's what, with a girl like that, you have to, don't you?
40:09Yeah, that's the thing.
40:09It's fucked, isn't it?
40:10But you know she's a good girl, right?
40:11You know when you argue, so she cries, she's like, I really like Scott, like, she loves you to pieces,
40:15like, but the only thing in here is, it's testing you as a couple, that's the only thing.
40:19You know that.
40:21Yeah, I'm good.
40:23I'm so good.
40:24My ass is all wet.
40:25Good chat.
40:30Zara's been having a tough time.
40:32What that lady needs is some textual healing.
40:36Is that me?
40:38Yeah.
40:38Got a text!
40:39Oh, for fuck's sake, the public have been voting.
40:41Where is it?
40:42Where is it?
40:42Where is it?
40:42Where is it?
40:43The public have been voting.
40:44Oh my God.
40:46Read it then.
40:47Zara, the public have been voting.
40:49I have decided that you should go on a date tonight with one of the new boys.
40:54Please choose either Alex or James to join you in the hard way.
41:05I think she'll pick James.
41:06I think she'll pick James.
41:12No, she'll pick you.
41:32I think she'll pick James.
41:40I think she'll pick James.
41:43Why not?
41:43He's a new boy.
41:44James actually has panties, isn't he?
41:46Yeah.
41:46But fuck it.
41:47Just enjoy it, man.
41:47Yeah, I'll just get to know a little bit.
41:51Yeah.
41:52I looked at Olivia and Olivia was like a bit, oh no.
41:55Alex would eat her up.
41:57He's a savvy.
41:58And he likes Olivia.
41:58He normally suited to Zara and Liv suited to me.
42:00I'd be nice for Liv.
42:01But you and Zara would like dominoes, like chills, like go for a nice dinner.
42:06Do you know what I mean?
42:07Yeah.
42:07Alex was a bit gutted that he got picked.
42:10That sounds so bad.
42:11Yeah, I feel like Zara.
42:12Zara, I feel like she should have had the choice if I'd pick Adam as well.
42:14I feel like she picked the wrong person because Alex and Liv, Alex has said he likes Liv to me.
42:19And I feel like they're getting on really well and they click and stuff.
42:22You must be sick of being in a fucking love triangle all the fucking time.
42:26Right, we're going now.
42:27Have fun.
42:28Have fun.
42:30Have fun.
42:30See you later.
42:31Don't do nothing, we wouldn't.
42:33Wrap up before you slap up.
42:35Put a drop hat on it.
42:37Stop it, stop it.
42:39No girl would like to see a boy she fancies go run away into like a little secret cave with
42:47another girl.
42:47Like you just, obviously you're not going to like that.
42:50Oh wow.
42:51Oh.
42:52This is pretty cool.
42:53She's nice.
42:55This is mega.
42:57First night in the villa and I'm staying here.
43:00It is a bit gutting.
43:01Obviously I'd like to spend alone time with Alex and get to know him on my own.
43:07Wicked.
43:08Oh, thanks.
43:09Gentlemen and I.
43:10Well, you know.
43:12Cheers.
43:12Cheers.
43:13Cheers.
43:14To your first night?
43:15First night.
43:16Why not make it a night to remember sort of thing?
43:19That is what it is.
43:21How long have you been single?
43:23About, I think it's about nine, ten months now.
43:26Do you think?
43:27Around about that.
43:28I haven't really been caring.
43:29Just been enjoying myself.
43:30So since you've been single you've just been enjoying yourself?
43:32Obviously I've been seeing a few girls and that.
43:34Yeah.
43:35But nothing serious.
43:36I haven't really wanted anything serious like since my ex, so.
43:39How long were you with her for?
43:40I was on and off for like three years.
43:42That's a long time.
43:43Like she turned me into like a different person.
43:45So like I have got a little, obviously I'm confident in that and I've got a bit of cockiness.
43:49Which is like jokey cockiness.
43:50No.
43:50Really?
43:51Do I come across like that?
43:52I never would have cast.
43:53Oh, great.
43:54You can't help it, can't you?
43:55You've just been like so good-looking.
43:57I don't know about that.
43:58Lying on that sun lounger and all the girls were like, oh my god, I've seen your voice.
44:01I ran at the window.
44:02Was you excited when we were coming this morning?
44:03Yeah, everyone was really excited to be fair.
44:07Can I have you?
44:09Huh?
44:10What was on red, guys?
44:11A little bit, yeah.
44:11Because you know if you get to spend a long time with Chuck like that, it does change things.
44:15But as we're walking over here, I hope she picks James.
44:18Get what I want this time.
44:22I had a little inkling you picked me to be honest, actually.
44:28I've seen you looking at me today, so I was just like...
44:30What, the eye contact?
44:31Yeah.
44:32Is it a good thing or a bad thing?
44:34Yeah, it's a good thing.
44:38Finally, we've got someone in here who fucking fancies Ara.
44:40I just feel like he generally...
44:41I can't tell.
44:42She seems like a sound girl.
44:43No, but I could tell that you thought she was fit.
44:45Do you know what I mean?
44:46Nice girl.
44:46She's very sweet.
44:48She's just like an excited little puppy.
44:51Cheers.
44:52It is.
44:52Oh.
44:54So please, please...
44:55It is like a hotel room.
44:58Let me, let me...
44:59She's going to go in there, probably really like him and come out and she's going to, like, take it
45:03back to her one.
45:04Do you know what I mean?
45:15If he's a gentleman and he knows that he likes to live, he wouldn't be in touchy or anything like
45:18that.
45:18Yeah, no, he'll be a gentleman.
45:19And he'll make her feel special because he's a gentleman.
45:22And she'll come out and then he'll be fit again.
45:23Do you know what I mean?
45:24It's fucked.
45:24There's a big game in your mind.
45:26Bet you buzz and you pick me in there, won't you?
45:28Yeah, can't say I'm.
45:29How did you guess?
45:33Stop it.
45:33It's not funny.
45:34I should tell her you really like me.
45:35Or fancy me.
45:38What do you think if they stay in there all night?
45:40That'd piss me off.
45:42100%.
45:44We've got a tax.
45:44We've got a tax.
45:46Zara and Alex, you can now choose whether you'd like to return to the hotel room.
45:49Or stay in the hideaway for the night.
45:51Should I stay or should I go?
45:53I think we should stay.
45:55Yeah, not spring.
45:56Stay? The whole night?
45:57Yeah.
45:58Cool.
45:59We'll stay.
46:01I think you've got nothing to worry about.
46:03I personally don't think you have lived, but obviously you're still going to worry.
46:07I just want him to come out.
46:09Now.
46:29O-M-G-B-J.
46:51What?
46:58Oh, my God.
47:23Oh, my God.
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