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Love Island (UK) - Season 3 - Episode 13
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00:00Here in Love Island, it's been another week of...
00:05Big Questions
00:06Do I like polar bears? Sometimes I feel like I'm a polar bear.
00:09Huge arguments!
00:10Everyone else thought it as well in the other group!
00:12Who's everyone else?
00:13Everyone!
00:13Why are you so angry?
00:16And massive facial expressions
00:18Such a drama queen, it's ridiculous!
00:22Yes, get ready for another mountain of unseen moments
00:25featuring filth
00:26I haven't seen a willy in ages
00:28Bad behaviour
00:29Your chickens won't let me talk
00:31And an impressive range of swimwear
00:33Hashtag nice buns
00:34Plus all the action from the second week in paradise
00:37Hi boys!
00:38Every person in this place fancies me
00:41It could only be your weekly hot list
00:46I like gherkin, I do like a gherkin
00:48Yeah
01:03Welcome to the weekly hot list
01:05Ram-full as ever with loads of unseen moments
01:08Plus the inside track and all the romantic goings on
01:11At the nation's favourite villa over the past seven days
01:14Because after all, who doesn't love a bit of romance on a Saturday night?
01:19And by romance, I mean this
01:21The kiss
01:22The kiss
01:27The look
01:28We do have a real genuine connection
01:30Why would I throw that away?
01:35And the...
01:36Well, this one's pretty self-explanatory
01:41As you can see, these islanders aren't afraid to explore new boundaries
01:45But it's reassuring to know that some things never change
01:49Marcel, what was that band you used to be in?
01:52I used to be in the blazing squad, didn't I?
01:54When I was a kid
01:56Our islanders are eco-friendly
01:58Not sure they know what that means
02:00But they are
02:01To save water, the boys have even started showering together
02:05Indulge in this exclusive steamy moment
02:08Are we actually jumping in?
02:23Oh, I just saw willies and balls
02:30I've seen so much balls and dick today
02:32I have seen a willy in ages
02:34I haven't seen a willy in so long I forgot what it was
02:38On Sunday it seemed like life couldn't get any better
02:42The girls were off to a luxury spa
02:50And the boys got some quality guy time with a barbecue
02:53I'm so excited that I have to have a beer in the sun
03:03And then this happened
03:04Boys, hope you've enjoyed your barbecue
03:07But did you save some food for your guests?
03:10Hashtag more bangers
03:11Hashtag nice buns
03:17Yes, Love Island's Pied Piper
03:20Shut up, he's real
03:21Had lured two more innocent girls to the villa's needlessly large door
03:26Hi boys
03:27Hi
03:28But who were these girls?
03:30Luckily, they happened to have made short videos about themselves
03:33As you do
03:35I'm Gabby, I'm 25
03:36I'm from Liverpool
03:37And I'm a fitness instructor
03:39When I'm not taking my classes
03:40I'm out on the town
03:42And apparently I have this like eye lip thing
03:43Where I look at the eyes and then at the lips and then at the eyes
03:47I like the look of Johnny
03:48He's seen the world and travelled
03:49I fancy Tom
03:50And myself
03:51Oh God, who am I not fancying at the moment?
03:55I'm Tyne Lexie
03:56I'm 20 years old
03:58I'm from Birmingham
03:58And I absolutely love being curvy
04:00And I think guys do like a bit of something to grab onto
04:02I had a guy asking to pay £20,000 for a date with me
04:06And then I said no
04:07And then he offered me £40,000
04:09And I still said no
04:10I cannot wait to get into the villa
04:12Chris is the main guy that I'm after in there
04:15But who knows what floats my boat
04:1945 grand that cost me in the end
04:21And I had to pay for dinner
04:23Those harvesters are not cheap
04:26Even after stuffing their faces with a load of hamburgers
04:29The boys were more than happy to see some fresh meat
04:32And it looked like that meat was pretty tough
04:35How do you girls feel about treading on other girls toes?
04:39I don't care
04:44Personalities like these girls coming in
04:46I can really see it clashing
04:48Them wedges are high, innit
04:50How tall are you without them?
04:52Short
04:52How short?
04:54Like 5'2
04:555'2?
04:57Cut to the driveway and 12 very determined legs
05:00Are making their way towards the villa
05:03Cam's talking to someone
05:06Good to go
05:08Hiya!
05:10Is that the girls?
05:12Not she yet
05:14Cue the insincere kisses
05:16How are you?
05:18Good thanks both
05:22What's your name?
05:23Tyne Lexie
05:23When the girls came in
05:25Obviously they were all like
05:27Hiya hiya
05:27But you could tell
05:28You could just about see their eyes
05:30And they're like piercing into you
05:31And it's just like
05:33It wasn't long before the girls were giving the newbies a grilling
05:37Are you going to graft?
05:38Or are you going to wait for people to graft for you?
05:40I like a bit of a chase
05:41Like I would
05:42I'd be bored not having to do some grafting
05:44Do you know what I mean?
05:44I like having to work for something
05:46Tyne just seemed like less worried about stepping on people's toes
05:49Like she doesn't really care about like breaking people up and stuff like that
05:53Babe's nothing to worry about
05:55Let's just be super nice
05:57Oh babes I'm lovely
05:59Game face on
06:00Hey, that'll be my best mate
06:02But bye tomorrow
06:03How are you finding your first day?
06:05Okay, I feel weird
06:06It's going to be hard to fit in
06:09Nah, oh my God
06:10Nah, you're cool
06:10Don't worry about it
06:12Some of the girls aren't being very welcoming
06:14Really?
06:14Yeah, might be wrong
06:15So I don't want to say and then like
06:16Nah, don't say
06:18When evening arrived
06:19Tyne Lexie decided to ease herself into Love Island life
06:22With an interrogation she learned when she was waitressing for the KGB
06:27So tell me a bit more about you then?
06:28What do I know?
06:29Everything
06:30I know everything
06:31So you live on a farm?
06:32I do
06:33I live on a farm
06:34We've got um
06:34I absolutely love animals
06:36They're cows my favourite
06:37So like big question
06:38Do you like cats?
06:40We're already three questions in
06:41What this chat calls for is a counter
06:44Bring in the Love Island how many questions will Tyne Lexie ask Chris counter
06:49I knew we'd use it this year
06:53No I don't like cats
06:54Don't you?
06:55What's your favourite food?
06:56Do you like onion?
06:56Yeah
06:57Well I don't like onion but I'd do it for you anyway
06:59Do you like spicy food?
07:01I just like everything but olives
07:02Oh I hate olives
07:03Do you like cauliflower?
07:04Gherkins
07:05Or I like gherkin
07:06I do like a gherkin
07:07Yeah
07:08You've got a big family?
07:09You've got any brothers or sisters?
07:10Yeah, four brothers
07:10Are they all as good looking as you?
07:13Nah
07:13Oh my God
07:15I don't want to sound like I'm licking your arse
07:17But like you are good looking
07:19Yeah so um
07:20Do you like this year?
07:21Yeah
07:21Yeah
07:21Do you like formula one?
07:23I want to look at your eyes
07:24Will you look at me?
07:25I want to look at your eyes
07:26Thirteen
07:26Which is unlucky for some
07:28I'm guessing probably her
07:30I hope I don't come across as like some needy whiny little moron
07:35Because that's not me
07:37The conversation was easy, do you know what I mean?
07:40I think you two would look good at that result
07:42Our babies would be absolutely beautiful
07:44They would
07:44They certainly would be
07:46Although I suspect we'll never know
07:50Now I've got a feeling you lot struggle to make out what I'm saying half the time with my Scottish
07:55accent
07:56But after you see this next clip you'll be begging me to translate it
08:00Here's Kem saying something
08:03Like at the end of the day it like
08:06Some people like
08:07Like some people like have to like be like
08:11With a couple people first
08:13And sometimes they throw in like
08:14At the beginning like not the right people
08:16And it right people way like
08:19Just because they're coming it don't mean they mean anything
08:21Like I can't help it if I think I've got a person
08:24I don't think no one can really
08:26Have got anything on, do you know what I mean?
08:28I don't know what you mean Kem
08:29And I tried Google Translate
08:40For anyone who thinks all the Islanders do is sunbathe, lounge around and look at themselves in the mirror
08:46You'd only be 95% right
08:48Oh man I've got a good idea, I've got a good idea
08:51We could do football tennis
08:54Because this week Kem invented a brand new sport
08:57Get a couple more chairs
08:58First he created a makeshift net
09:02Split the Islanders into two teams
09:03Camilla are you playing?
09:05You have to play
09:06I know your numbers
09:07Oh okay, yeah
09:08I'll see
09:08And talks tactics
09:11We're going to go Dom and Camilla at the back, okay?
09:15You've got to keep it up then
09:16And just bang it over
09:16What, you have to keep it in the air?
09:18Yeah
09:18They've sold the live rights to BT Sports
09:20So we can only show you the highlights
09:22With commentary from your very own Ian Sterling
09:25That
09:26Let's get ready to hit a beach ball around the garden
09:31Jess and Olivia there
09:33In the Royal Spectator's box today
09:34Looks like they're enjoying it
09:39Oh
09:46Marcel, taken out by his own team mate
09:48This is brutal
09:54That's a huge deal
09:56That's a huge deal
09:57Yay
10:00Nice work from Camilla there
10:02She batted off that ball like one of Johnny's advances
10:05It's match point. You can almost feel the tension for almost
10:23All came out to do was not fall in the net
10:27After a grueling five minutes of sporting mediocrity the islanders got bored and went back to sunbathing
10:34Game set and match
10:41Right time for the weekly hot list complete guide to backtracking starring our very own amber
10:47Nectar or something. I don't actually know a second name
10:51Step one pick someone to talk about
11:02Oh
11:11How could I not react to it imagine the girl you like and then they tell you that someone that
11:15you're really close
11:16He was come and said something to them
11:18Step two let your squeeze the finger on up
11:21Well, just quickly. Yeah, Amber said to me like last night. He come over to me. Yeah, and just basically
11:27said like look just remember I'm here
11:29Who's all I say? Yeah
11:32Why would she say that so you so it didn't come out of your mouth that you said that I'm
11:35here. No
11:36It's the biggest load of followers I've ever been involved in
11:40Step three you've been bumbled don't play everything he said he never said it
11:47But I think it should just be nipped in the bud I've forgotten about I said to him. Look, it
11:51ain't like that's a nice
11:52I mean like as in I probably just read it. Yeah
11:56That's what I said
11:57I feel I feel bad please
12:02Step four try to convince the person they really didn't see what you said they did
12:07Johnny was there and you and you just went you know what I'm saying like I'm here. You did say
12:13that you did say that
12:16I did not you said I'm here
12:18Mmm, I don't mean you to have beef like it was just a passing comment. I don't even remember me
12:24saying anything. Yeah, that's fine
12:25That's all you have to say you don't know I've said that okay
12:29And step five repeat the argument and try to have the last word
12:34I'm the only boy in this house. You could use to get a reaction out of him. You're such a
12:39drama queen. It's ridiculous
12:40I'm not obviously not a drama queen. I'll stick up myself when something ain't true. That ain't being a drama
12:45queen
12:45I apologize. I apologize for taking it the wrong way. You need to man up and just
12:54Time for a quick break and when I say quick, I mean normal amount and when I say break
12:59I mean adverse before all that let's play everyone's favorite game. What happens next?
13:05Here's a clip of Chris burping and walking at the same time
13:12But what happens next is it a Montana burps back and they high-five
13:19B Chris walks into the door frame then asks where did that come from?
13:23See Gabby projectile vomits in Chris's face because he had sardines for lunch
13:29I'll reveal the answer after the break
13:43Welcome back to the weekly hot list your weekly feast of brand-new moments from everybody's favorite island other than
13:49the one that Richard Branson lives on
13:51Richard if you're watching can I come?
13:54Before the break we showed you Chris burping at Gabby on Montana and because we're playing what happened next I
14:00asked you
14:00What happened next? Let's find out
14:15Now as we all know Marcel used to be in Blazing Squad which means one he had a string of
14:21hits in the early noughties and two
14:23He had to get used to complete amateurs trying to rap in his face. The latest one is the chem
14:28bot 3000
14:30It's came from the show
14:33It's your boy Kim. It's a love show. It's so intense. You've got to take it slow
14:37I thought I was a player, but I really do not know that one special girl can make you feel
14:40the show
14:41When it gets rough my boys got my back that girl right there on the right track
14:46She got me feeling weird. She got me feeling mad, but who gives a shit? It's love island. No, no,
14:50no, no
14:51She got me feeling weird. She got me feeling... No, no, no, no, no. She got me feeling weird
14:56It was something mad buzzed. Should I go one more time?
14:58Do it again
14:59It's way longer to remember it
15:01You just gotta keep going over it, bro
15:02It's your boy Kim. It's a love show. It's so intense. You've got to take it slow
15:07I thought I was a player, but I really didn't know that one special girl can make you feel the
15:10show when shit gets rough
15:11My boys got my back that girl right there on the right track. She got me feeling weird
15:15I get this mad buzz, but who gives a shit? It's love island cuts. Oh, fuck
15:24Right time to talk about the smooth-talking hunk that all the ladies love. No girls. It's not me. It's
15:30Chris
15:31The smooth operator
15:35The smooth operator
15:35Since he arrived in the villa, despite cupping up with Chloe, Chris set about stealing the hearts of every last
15:41girl in there
15:42And Brian on camera three. And if Brian's wife is watching, sorry you had to find out this way
15:48But was Chris as oblivious as Brian's wife?
15:51Every fucking person in this place
15:55fancies me
15:56I'm so fancy
15:59You already know
16:01No, he was not
16:02But just how does the Cheltenham Dynamo do it?
16:05If you want to win the ladies, you just need to ask yourself
16:09What would Chris do?
16:11Remember my name
16:14Tip number one
16:15Slag off the girl you've got with and crack on with the new girl at the same time
16:20I don't fuck I don't fancy Chloe at all
16:23Do you not?
16:24Not at all
16:24See, you think it's from Brian
16:26Not one bit
16:26Do you fancy anyone?
16:28Yeah
16:28Who?
16:31Come on then
16:32You're fair, I'll fancy you
16:35Tip two
16:36Dish your current girl in front of her closest friends
16:41She's like
16:42She's all over me, ain't she?
16:44No, I wouldn't agree with that at all
16:46You're giving me evos
16:47Huh?
16:48You're giving me evos
16:48I don't like the way you're talking about her
16:50Oh, babe
16:51I think it's disrespectful
16:53Is it?
16:54Yeah
16:54I would say that it's disrespectful
16:59Tip three
17:00Bamboozle your girl with highbrow musings
17:04Do you know what I'm like?
17:06What?
17:06I'm like a polar bear
17:08What's happening?
17:09I don't know but
17:10Sometimes I feel like I'm a polar bear
17:15Do you like polar bears?
17:16I love polar bears
17:20Of course you do
17:22Because I'm a polar bear
17:24Yeah, he's a good looking boy
17:25But his personality is fucking dog shit
17:29Tip four
17:30Tell the girls about all the other girls that fancy you
17:32Because they love that
17:34Oh, I just don't know
17:35There's just so many people in here, isn't there?
17:37What, that's after you?
17:38Yeah
17:38All right, calm down
17:40No, but there is
17:41I know, yeah
17:42All right, let me count them quick
17:45Three
17:45Four
17:47There's six
17:48There's six girls in here
17:49Oh my god
17:51No, six was a little bit of a move
17:53Jesus Christ
17:53You have to follow yourself
17:54No, I am
17:56Step five
17:57Up and out
17:58Show her out
17:59Side
18:00I'm so fancy
18:03Are you already now?
18:05What do you think of him?
18:06It's fucking hot, isn't it?
18:07He's all right
18:10Step six
18:11Always keep your option open
18:15I don't think I'll be recoupling my clothes
18:17You don't think?
18:19No
18:19So it's gone from a nurse, you don't think?
18:21No, I don't think I will be
18:23No, you keep your options open, is that right?
18:25Yeah, obviously
18:25Everyone should
18:26Yeah
18:30I'm like a polar bear
18:37Now, if you ever have trouble understanding the islanders
18:40You're not alone
18:41It's like they're speaking a whole other language
18:43So this week we've put together a handy guide to Villa vocab
18:47Consider this our very own dictionary corner
18:49Just with a little bit more class
18:52Let's start with an easy one
18:54Grafting or to graft
18:57It's not me who needs to graft
18:59I've done my grafting
19:01It's normally used with girls
19:03Like if you're chatting to a girl and she's not into you
19:05You have to just keep grafting her
19:07It's that persistent
19:08You've just got to keep grafting and grafting and grafting
19:10Until you get what you want
19:12Where's Dom gone?
19:13To make me coffee
19:15Has he?
19:16He's grabbed him
19:17He's lost his head
19:19Next, this is all a bit icky
19:22Or ick as some might call it
19:24He's getting me all wrong and it's just like
19:27It's just turning
19:27It's turning
19:40It's ick
19:46It's just like an extreme version of like scared and being paranoid
19:50For example, if a girl come over to me
19:52And after a week of knowing her and was like
19:55I'm in love with you
19:56This and that
19:57Like just being well over the top
19:58I'd start pranging out
19:59Because it's just weirding me out
20:00Like it's too much
20:02How about stick it on you?
20:04Quick one
20:05Do you want to stick it on her?
20:06No
20:06What do you mean stick it on her?
20:07Stick it on her
20:08So if I was to go stick it on a girl
20:10It could mean that a girl that I don't really know
20:12And I just go over to and stick it on and say
20:14I like you
20:15That I'm into you
20:16Or I could also be with a girl I'm seeing
20:19And say look I'm going to stick it on her tonight
20:20Which means I'm going to try and have sex with her
20:22There's many different definitions
20:23It just depends how you use it
20:26Finally, it's melt
20:28The last thing you ever want to be on this island
20:30You need to be less melty in the future
20:33So the word melt means
20:35Like when someone's going to do something
20:37In a situation
20:38And they literally just crumble
20:40But sometimes you can use it in in terms of like
20:42If someone in a group is being annoying
20:44And he's trying too hard
20:46Trying to be the funny guy
20:47You're also a melt
20:48That's probably my favourite word
20:50You're all bunch of melts anyways
20:52Tat
20:56After Camilla dumped Harley
20:58She was feeling a bit bad
20:59Although possibly not as bad as Harley
21:05But she'd pick Johnny and he was grateful
21:07Don't take my word for it
21:09He'll happily tell you himself
21:10Oh nice way to say thank you
21:11Do you want to thank you?
21:13Yeah
21:13I mean I would say you're welcome
21:17The two of them had a very eventful week
21:19So let's just sum the whole thing up in the usual way
21:21And this style of a rom-com in
21:24There's something about when Camilla met Johnny
21:28There was that rom-com staple
21:30The flirty date
21:32Yeah go on
21:33No you go first
21:34No that's the one I was going to
21:35Go and take that one
21:37The loyal friends
21:39As long as she's happy with me
21:40I'm going to keep on cracking on
21:41I know I'm going to take rubber
21:42But I will just carry on doing it
21:44Bro if you break
21:45If you break down the walls mate
21:49If at this point he went to like
21:50That camera take to stick it on you
21:52Yeah
21:52Would you kiss him back?
21:54Uh no
21:55No
21:56No
21:56For me it's too soon
21:58Who's she kidding?
21:59There was of course the kiss in the rain
22:01Well it was more a kiss around a fake fire surrounded by semi strangers
22:05But you get the idea
22:08Gave the shortest islander of the opposite sex a snog
22:11Oh my god
22:13Camilla is the smallest
22:14Camilla is obviously the smallest
22:15Yeah
22:16Camilla is the smallest
22:17Camilla is the smallest
22:19Yeah
22:29There was that must have rom-com moment
22:32A fallout over feminism
22:34You're a feminist aren't you?
22:37Shouldn't we all be feminists?
22:39Do you think truly that we've achieved equality in the UK?
22:42Do you honestly believe that women have equal opportunities?
22:46I believe women almost have more opportunities
22:52For me it's so stupid like this is exactly what I wanted to do
22:56It's like not liking someone before I got to know them
23:00The tears the overheard conversation about yourself
23:05You come over on an ounce
23:08For me that's a massive like anyone who is at this time in life like discussing feminism in that way
23:18It really puts me off
23:23How fucking cheeky can you be?
23:24It's the one thing I didn't expect of her
23:28And finally the breakup
23:30I feel like we were naive to think this was going to go anywhere
23:34Yeah, I, yeah
23:35Yeah, 100% no, totally agree with you
23:36So yeah, yeah, it's fine
23:38It's all right
23:39Yeah
23:39Cool
23:40Well, glad we cleared the air
23:42Yeah, me too
23:43And I am sorry, of course
23:45Is that how rom-coms end?
23:49Never seen one
23:55If you're watching your weekly hot list on the radio
23:58One, you're weird
24:00And two, this is the what happens next for you
24:03Because this time, all you need to do is listen to the sound and guess what's happening
24:07I'll give you a clue
24:08The sound is coming from Dom
24:10And here it is
24:20Is Dom
24:21A. Running athlete's foot treatment between his toes
24:25B. Getting a shoulder massage from Jess
24:29C. Pouring melted marshmallows into his mouth while Marcel tickles his ears
24:34Answers will be coming up after the break
24:46Welcome back to Love Island's weekly hot list
24:49The place that exclusive clips and classic moments head for on their holidays
24:54What was that, Chloe?
24:56Do you know what? The one time I had sex with one of my exes
24:59And my fanny swelled up like a fucking balloon
25:01It was no joke
25:02Why?
25:03My middle bit was the size of a fucking hanging ham
25:06We've all been there, Chloe
25:09That came out wrong
25:11Before the break, I asked you to listen to a clip of Dom
25:14Making questionable noises and to guess what he was up to
25:17And here's the answer
25:22It was B. Getting a shoulder massage from Jess
25:34Time to treat you all to yet another exclusive clip
25:38The villa's very own foxy fitness instructor Gabby
25:41Had been rounding up the islanders for various group-based physical activities
25:45My personal favourite is the yoga lesson
25:47And it's got nothing to do with the fact it was a bunch of drop-dead gorgeous ladies
25:51Flexing and breathing in unison
25:53Okay
25:54All right, Gabs
25:55Work your magic
25:57Back on your knees, ladies
25:59Where you enjoy it most
26:01I feel like my boobs are going to crack
26:20Breathe into it, can you feel the other butt cheek burning as well?
26:23Cool
26:33Uphold
26:34Uphold
26:35Uphold
26:36Uphold
26:36My bum is hurting
26:38Uphold
26:38Uphold
26:38Is it hurting?
26:39Yeah
26:39Yeah
26:49Fifteen
26:50Sweat it on down my teeth
26:51Thirteen
26:52Twelve
26:52Eleven
27:06It's going down for real
27:09How's your butt doing?
27:10Sort of burning
27:11I'm dripping
27:13It was Jess's birthday this week
27:15And she held a traditional Love Island party
27:18In other words booze, nibbles, a poem
27:21Screaming matches, break-ups and people crying in bathrooms
27:24Here's Jess's birthday playlist featuring the top five most dramatic moments of the evening
27:31In at number five
27:33It's Chris and Chloe with
27:34I can see clearly now you're cracking on
27:38But no, yeah, I just feel like
27:41I just feel like we should put just like just put a stop to everything
27:45So what are you thinking about everything?
27:48Well now I hear you're cracking on with Liv
27:49Who said that?
27:50Erm
27:51A lot of people
27:52Why do people, why do people just fucking chat and presume?
27:55So you're cracking on with Olivia, yeah?
27:58Yeah
27:58Alright then
27:59Have a good night
28:00Sweet
28:04Enjoy
28:05Thanks
28:07At number four
28:10It's Chloe, Chris and Olivia with total eclipse of the private conversation
28:15I've told you I've not fucking spoken to Olivia once
28:18Yeah, you did say that
28:18I said no
28:19I said no
28:20I fucking said I've spoken to Olivia when she's coming to me about the service
28:22We've never even spoke
28:24Exactly
28:25Listen to me
28:25I said I've spoken to Olivia
28:27I spoke to Olivia when I went out of trouble when I had an issue with when I mean I'm
28:32running issue
28:32Okay, yeah, and I said she spoke to me about other stuff when I come in and she comes to
28:36me
28:36I said I've never genuinely had a conversation
28:37Oh, I said I don't know what the situation is
28:40Let's just say cheers for Jessie's birthday
28:41Happy birthday
28:42Happy birthday
28:43Happy birthday
28:44Happy birthday
28:45Happy birthday
28:45Happy birthday
28:46Happy birthday
28:46Happy birthday
28:46At number three
28:49It's Sam and Chris with we can't be heroes or we can be heroes if we work out what we're
28:55actually fighting about
28:56I'm saying
28:57I've been waiting to come and have a chat with you
28:58I'm saying alright
28:58If you've gone once or anything slag
29:00Look let's sit down
29:01Let's sit down
29:01Tell me what then
29:02I'm fucking telling you that
29:04Hey
29:04Fucking little dude
29:05No tell me
29:06Fucking you ain't telling me
29:07You're just saying I'm gonna be on your back
29:08I'm fucking out
29:10Sam don't don't don't don't don't Sam you're gonna ruin it for yourself
29:14At number two
29:17It's Montana and Olivia with that's what friends aren't for
29:21I did not come conversational
29:23You did
29:24Everyone else thought it as well
29:25Who did everyone else?
29:26Everyone who was fucking mad
29:28Hey
29:30Hey
29:30Hey
29:31Hey
29:31Hey
29:31Hey
29:32Hey
29:34What's the matter with you?
29:35You're a fucking slang on Tammy
29:37You're a fucking slang on Tammy
29:37I'm not a snake that fucking called you out Liv
29:39What the fuck?
29:40It's a fucking joke
29:41Jesus
29:42And at number one
29:45It's Marcel and Olivia where she's dug me out all night long
29:49Don't be horrible to someone it's not nice being horrible to be like that
29:52But it wasn't your place to buy in
29:53You have no idea what the fucking people are facing
29:56But you've been doing it to everyone Montana's crying
29:58Everyone's crying
29:59What the fuck is the time?
30:00She's fucking crying
30:01She's dug me out all fucking night
30:03It's fucking sad
30:04It's done
30:04It's done
30:05You don't know the fucking backstory on me
30:07I don't even
30:08I don't even know the backstory
30:09Do you?
30:09It's fine
30:09Why are you so angry?
30:10Why are you so angry?
30:11Why are you so angry?
30:12Why are you so angry?
30:15That's fine
30:15Earlier in the week the housemate snuggled up around the gas fire and played a rather provocative game of dares
30:21But what about the footage the main show didn't dare to show you?
30:26Dare I ask?
30:27I know what you're thinking
30:28I wouldn't dare to give you an exclusive preview
30:31Wrong because here it is
30:33She said one to to ride like a rodeo
30:46I've got to work on the island up that fancy the least
30:55I'm sorry. I'm gonna twerk on you. Well, I wasn't surprised
31:10Lick the nearest girls armpit
31:14Chloe I fucking hope you do before this
31:22Wait I can't get my tongue in there
31:27I can taste the deodorant
31:34Oh
31:35Taken orgasm
31:40Oh
31:42I'm not
31:42I'm not
31:43No
31:43No
32:11I'm not
32:12No
32:12I've got a question for you all right
32:16So I'm six year old and my brother's half my age right when I'm 80 I walls my brother 77
32:24All right
32:25You need to get some better jokes Sam not a joke. It's a riddle
32:29Okay, well I can have another riddle great he rides in the town on Wednesday
32:34Stays for three nights and comes back on Wednesday. How does that happen?
32:40Somewhere else
32:46Oh
32:46By the way, when we say ride he rides on a horse
32:50Okay, his horse is called Wednesday
32:52You just give it away
32:54You just give the answer
32:56Why was it called Wednesday? Because that's a fucking stupid name
32:59It's a riddle
33:00It's just a riddle
33:01It's just a riddle
33:02Okay, what is something that everybody has but you can never catch?
33:05Oh, I'm good at stuff like this but I don't know that one
33:10Your eye colour
33:11No, something that everyone has but you can never catch
33:15Feelings
33:15No
33:18Your minds are blown, aren't they?
33:20Yeah
33:20Can you tell me please?
33:22Time
33:24Oh
33:25Yeah
33:27Yeah
33:27Yeah
33:29Earlier in the week, Kem and Amber, the villa's very own Ross and Rachel
33:33Went on a lemon-picking date
33:35No, me neither
33:36And it turned out they weren't alone
33:38Some feathery friends had come along for the ride
33:41But what did they think of the situation?
33:44There's only one way to find out
33:46Made-up subtitles
33:47Bye
33:49Cheers to our first property
33:51We couldn't choose a better night if we tried
33:55Can't you imagine what a thrill it would love
33:58Obviously when I come in here I said
34:00I said
34:02Like every time I look at you I think you're unbelievable
34:04So romantic
34:05The moon up above is extra bright
34:08And then obviously you said that I grew on you but I wasn't your type at all
34:12Why is the chink interrupting me?
34:14Someone you love is almost certain
34:17Obviously you said that I wasn't your type at first
34:24I feel like I can't be serious
34:25The chickens won't let me talk
34:29This is not even funny
34:33I feel like he's cock-locking you laterally right now
34:36The chickens trying to get in my head
34:38No, they're all fine
34:40Let's just ignore the chickens
34:42Oh, it's so romantic
34:44The moon up above
34:46Put it this way
34:47We said to each other that we're in a...
34:49We feel really good and that we both was honest
34:52I feel like my eggs are all in one basket there
34:56We do? How many eggs?
34:58Like three
34:59Three?
35:00It was two the other day
35:02Small basket
35:03I'd say the same
35:04They're not going anywhere just yet
35:05No
35:06No
35:08Picking a chicken with me
35:12It's descanso now
35:14And for those who don't speak fluent Spanish like myself
35:17That means break time
35:18Which also means it's time for
35:20Que pasa a continuacion
35:22A.K.A. What happened next?
35:25Here's Ken walking through the garden
35:27But what happens next?
35:30A. He pulls off his hair and reveals he's been wearing a wig this entire time
35:34B. He keeps walking until he gets to Magaluf
35:37C. The islanders chase him across the garden and rub shaving foam all over his face and legs
35:44Mañana las breaks, señoritas
35:54Welcome back to your weekly hotlist
35:56I'm back home
35:57I know what you're all asking
35:58How many roly-polies does it take to get from one end of the bedroom to the other?
36:03Luckily two of the sharpest minds in Love Island are on the case
36:06Dom and Kem, roll it
36:09Oh man
36:10A&E
36:12A&E
36:13A&E
36:21A&E
36:22Cheers boys
36:23Glad we cleared that one up
36:25Before the break I showed you a clip of Kem walking through the garden
36:29And asked you what happens next
36:31Well here's the answer
36:34Are you better at me? Are you better at me?
36:41A&E
36:42A&E
36:47A&E
36:48A&E
36:49A&E
36:49A&E
36:50A&E
36:51A&E
36:52A&E
36:53You bad at me, are you bad at me?
36:56A&E
36:57A&E
36:57In preparation for the arrival of the new boy
36:59The female islanders were invited to take part in the battle of the booties challenge
37:03the winner would go on a date with him.
37:05Amber opted out, but decided to give Gabby a private lesson in lap dancing.
37:10Hang on, I'm just going to quickly go and grab my popcorn.
37:13I mean, I'm pretty 100% sure you're going to win.
37:16Just keep that in mind. You're a dancer, babe.
37:19It's not about twerking, it's just the way you move, innit?
37:23Yeah.
37:24What should I do there, like, or, like, um...
37:29Obviously, like...
37:29Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're going to win. This is the thing.
37:32I'm telling you now, Amber D knows Gabby is going to win.
37:37She's got the body, she's a dancer, she's got the arse.
37:41100% she's going to nail it.
37:43OK, so I'll go down here today.
37:44And then, and then walk away.
37:47Battle of the booties ending with some very satisfied men
37:50and some very bendy ladies.
37:53Time Lexi came out on top, or bottom, depending how you look at it,
37:57which meant she got to go on a date with a new boy
37:59before anyone else had even had the chance to meet him.
38:02So who was this knight in cotton armour?
38:05Ring on the new boy!
38:09I'm Mike, I'm 24, and I'm a semi-pro footballer from London.
38:13I'm a striker, so my job's to score goals,
38:15and I'm going to take that into the villa and score some birds.
38:18I don't think I'm a bad-looking guy.
38:19I'm half Greek shit for it.
38:20I'm the Greek god that the girls in the villa have been waiting for.
38:24I'm definitely romantic.
38:25Nice dinner, surprises, presents.
38:28Yeah, that's all a bit of me.
38:31Going into the villa, I've got my own Jess, Olivia and Amber.
38:34If it means I have to work my magic and break up a couple
38:36that's already in there, so be it.
38:39I'd like to sell them the full package.
38:40I'm ready to get in that villa and show the girls what they've been missing.
38:45So, it was date time for Time-Lexie and new boy Mike,
38:49and in typical Time-Lexie fashion, she didn't hold back.
38:53You've got very nice eyes.
38:55Same as you, what colour are yours?
38:56Blue and mine are green.
38:58So what's your type then?
38:59Dark hair, tan skin, be a brunette normally, on paper.
39:03Okay.
39:03Sexual attraction as well, obviously, so...
39:05Why are you nervous?
39:07I don't really want to take you in there, but...
39:08You don't want to take me in there?
39:09No.
39:09Where do you want to take me?
39:10Home.
39:12It was tying up for the brummie,
39:14and now she had to introduce Mike to the rest of the gang.
39:18Fresh meat's coming through!
39:21Yeah, of course I'm ready.
39:26He's fucking tall, oh my God.
39:29Shit.
39:32He's fucking tall.
39:33What gets Liv going, that's it.
39:35Hi, are you alright?
39:36Nice to meet you, I'm Liv.
39:37He's very fit.
39:39He's very fit.
39:40He's a little bit buff, he's a little bit buff.
39:43He's aggressive.
39:43Yeah, he's aggressive.
39:44So Mike had already caught the eye of some of the Islanders,
39:47but their boys weren't feeling insecure at all.
39:50All the boys were having breakdowns, like Chris has had a breakdown,
39:53Dom looks like he's crying, I'm having a breakdown.
39:57Do you think he's better looking than me and not a bit of a thing?
39:58I think facially, no, but he's got height.
40:02About an inch.
40:04Oh, I don't get defensive.
40:04Just the same height as me.
40:06You just asked my opinion.
40:07Mike decided to create his very own brunette corner,
40:10which in turn created a very jealous bench.
40:13Oh my God.
40:14We're sweet.
40:14She's chatting to Amber.
40:16Shall we sit over here?
40:17Let's chill.
40:18How do you feel about someone new coming in?
40:21We love it.
40:23You two are coupled off though.
40:26Yeah.
40:27Yeah.
40:27Genuinely, in my life, no guy's ever, ever started my verdict
40:31and it ain't going to happen now.
40:32Look, I am powerful.
40:34We hear you, Chris.
40:36That's never, ever happened on Love Island before,
40:38so you have absolutely nothing to worry about.
40:41Next morning, it was time for Mike's phone to be christened with a,
40:45you guessed it, text.
40:47She ain't got a text.
40:50Mike, this afternoon you'll be spending one-on-one time
40:54with some of the girls away from the villa.
40:55You'll be leaving shortly.
40:57Please choose the girl you'd like to spend time with first
40:59and ask her out.
41:00Hashtag play the field.
41:03So it was decision time for Mike and showing nerves of steel,
41:07his first pick was Jess.
41:09I think you wanted to talk to me one-on-one,
41:10so I think I'll give you that chance now.
41:14Controversial.
41:15I was not expecting that.
41:16I feel like everyone's shocked.
41:18It's only a chat.
41:19And on to the speed dating we went.
41:22Cheers.
41:23Last night, what did you think when I walked in?
41:25You turned everyone's head.
41:27You think?
41:28Yeah.
41:29If me and Don were standing there, straight off,
41:31who would you have picked?
41:32I would have on paper gone for you.
41:34Yeah.
41:34Who would you choose in the villa?
41:36Looks wise, it would be you, I'll be honest.
41:40Next up was Montana.
41:42Surprised I picked you.
41:43I thought you got on with Chloe really well,
41:45so I was kind of, like, quite surprised.
41:46I thought we all got on well.
41:47Yeah, but I feel like you've got your fingers in a lot of pies.
41:49I haven't put them in any pies yet.
41:52And finally, to mix up the hair colours,
41:54it was Olivia's turn to pull up a pew.
41:57Sort of, save, save the best till last, really.
42:01Where's your head at with Chris?
42:03We're not coupled.
42:03I want to keep my options open to an extent.
42:07But I'd say you're definitely, you're leading.
42:09Okay.
42:10No pressure, hon.
42:13It was back to the villa for everyone,
42:15and time for some post-date debriefs.
42:19Here's my tie.
42:20No, he's fit.
42:21Has he got a good chap?
42:24Awkward.
42:26Why is it always me?
42:27I do fancy Olivia, I think she's a good-looking girl.
42:30Olivia, like, that one, that is actually,
42:33that's going to cause the biggest stir out of everything.
42:38Yeah.
42:39Bit of light.
42:40Yeah, I know they.
42:44But I'm still, like, going for Olivia.
42:47With Olivia now torn between a handsome, muscly, competitive man
42:51and another handsome, muscly, competitive man,
42:54Chris was keen for some reassurance.
42:56But, like, obviously, like, we have a connection,
42:58so I'm not going to just throw it away at all.
43:00Yeah, of course.
43:01I think I know where I want to, I do know where I want to be.
43:03I'm just like, it's hard.
43:07I don't know.
43:07I think it would just be a waste for us
43:08to not give something a shot at least.
43:11Hmm.
43:12That's kind of it, really.
43:19I don't know about you,
43:21but I'm struggling to keep up with this Love Island roulette.
43:24You never know who's going to start fancying you.
43:26Or stop.
43:27With a recoupling happening tomorrow night,
43:29what could possibly be in store for our islanders?
43:33Will Time Lexi convince anyone she's coupling up material?
43:37Will Kevin Amber justify that infinity bracelet
43:40or should he hold on to the receipt?
43:43Will Sam and Montana become Sam-tana?
43:46Will Olivia stick with everybody used to fancy me Chris?
43:50Will Jess stick with Dom or was she rocked by that mic?
43:54Will it be full steam ahead for Gabby and Marcel?
43:58Or will they hit a crossroads?
44:00Will Johnny, Chloe and Camilla get tactical in the recoupling?
44:03And who will Magic Mike go for?
44:06So many, many questions.
44:08The show's almost over, but before we go,
44:11it's time for me to put on my natural history voice
44:15as we discover why Chris has such a passion for the polar bear.
44:20Chris, if you had to be an animal, what do you think you'd be?
44:23Polar bear.
44:24You always say stuff about polar bears.
44:27Why would you be a polar bear?
44:28Because, like, they are little, they can be vicious,
44:32but they're quite cuddly and they seem cuddly
44:34because they've got big fluffy coats.
44:36And they're very rare, like, they're fascinated, don't they, polar bears?
44:39Hmm.
44:40You can't just go and see a polar bear like that.
44:44You know, they're not zoo animals or anything, so...
44:47I think a polar bear, yeah, certainly.
44:48What would you be, Camilla?
44:49Goodnight!
44:50Goodnight!
44:51Goodnight!
45:20Goodnight!
45:23Goodnight!
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