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00:19Good evening from Želimira Kućine
00:25A naravno i od bradom i glavom moje malenkosti Živojna Mirića
00:32Neko te brada ti umanjila nešto utranjila
00:34A nešto da, nije dobro
00:35Ej kako si ti bradu imao lijepom kad se sjetim
00:37A zašto ne nosiš više brada?
00:40Pa vrućo je
00:41Vrućo?
00:42Treba održavati
00:43Treba održavati, znaš ono
00:45Nije zgodno, ne zbilja ti je brada bila vredivna
00:48Pa znam
00:48Ja ono, šta ja znam, muškarce znače brada te ne volim, ali tebi je brada stajala ko uniforma
00:55A čuješ, evo, kak se veli, u novo vino, ne, u nove, mješanje novo vino
01:01Na, točno, točno
01:0321. kolovoz je 2013. godine, inače srijeda je, to je dan smješten negdje u zlatnoj sredini
01:11Meni najdraži
01:12Meni istojeno najdraži dana, ako ne i najdraži, srijeda
01:15A, dogodilo se na današnji dan, samo malo, samo malo, opa
01:20A šta to, to ima, kako bih rekao
01:23A?
01:24Šta to ima?
01:26Šta, to ima? Šta je, šta je, šta je, šta je, šta je, šta je to?
01:29My name is Toshiba.
01:32Where am I?
01:34Where am I?
01:36I don't know.
01:37I don't know.
01:38What is my name?
01:39I know it's not.
01:45We've never been to Alpari.
01:49We've never been to Alpari.
01:51We've never been to Alpari.
01:52We've never been to Alpari.
01:54Okay, okay.
01:55I can't ask you.
01:56I can't ask you Toshibu.
01:57What do you want?
01:59No meter watt one year.
02:01No meter watt.
02:03That's why I'm using.
02:05So, you have a year-to-day guarantee,
02:07regardless of whether you've been to Alpari,
02:10you've been to Alpari,
02:11you've been to Alpari, you've been to Alpari,
02:13and you've been to Alpari.
02:14No meter watt.
02:15Which means full casco plus piant.
02:20What do you mean?
02:21A little bit.
02:22A little bit.
02:24A little bit.
02:25That's the day.
02:27I've been to Alpari,
02:29I've been able to wee,
02:30you've seen a minute ago.
02:32and they found the Mona Lisa, but they found the same way.
02:37That's what it was.
02:38Yes, it was full of the original.
02:40No, they found the original original one from the beginning.
02:43And now it was in the Pradi.
02:471959. in Hawaii, it became the 50th state of SAD.
02:51Normally Hawaii, 50th state of SAD,
02:54it's a great idea.
02:55It's a great idea.
02:58Today we both joined a film which is a film which is from the beginning of
03:05the film.
03:06That is a film titled By the Office of a British Comics,
03:10called permanent film from the United Kingdom.
03:13For thesamians history was a film which is interesting I made sure that
03:26it has an Promise- скорst Japanese movie that viene
03:26because it hadathica.
03:26So that the one who sells and the one who buys and buys a tax,
03:32that's why it was a thousand years ago.
03:33We had to do that.
03:33We had to do that.
03:34We had to do that.
03:35We had to do that.
03:38That's why the Chinese are in the world's economy.
03:43They have to do that.
03:46I think that's how it is really a crisis.
03:48When you go to the Chinese and you ask what to buy,
03:52you can see it.
03:54You know that it's really a crisis.
03:58Okay, now we will look at the...
04:02I'm going to read the Chinese film.
04:05I'm going to read the Chinese film.
04:07You know what I'm saying?
04:09I'm going to read the Chinese film.
04:10How do you know?
04:11It's your pain.
04:13You can't do anything.
04:14You can't do anything, you can't do anything.
04:16Okay, so you're watching the audience,
04:18that you don't care about audience channels.
04:24I won't show you that,
04:27I'm going to read the difference in terms of what you are doing
04:29with Spotify and what you have to do.
04:30So now you'll see itself more their standalone good title
04:33Well, you do have to find the Chinese film.
04:48there is a place to go
04:50please the inspector
04:51please just
04:55please the
04:58small
04:59show the inspector where the table
05:01I think he said okay
05:03it's 100% but
05:05here is the place to wait
05:06Mr. Porez's inspector
05:10Here, you can sit here.
05:15Go, go!
05:16Okay, I don't know what I'm talking about.
05:18Go, go!
05:19But you know I'm blind!
05:20I know, inspector.
05:21Here, I'm blind.
05:22Look, blind!
05:23Okay, blind!
05:23Yes, I'm blind!
05:25Yes, please, sit down.
05:28What are we going to do this evening?
05:31Lignes with Sarvarum.
05:33Lignes with Sarvarum, one!
05:36Lignes with Sarvarum!
05:37Now he's coming.
05:39Look, it's good to film.
05:41Yes, yes, yes.
05:43Look, the inspector looks like this.
05:45Look, there's a ladder down there.
05:47Look, look, look.
05:49Jarnic, you know, in a fight, kung fu fight,
05:52he's lost his right hand.
05:53Yes, I see.
05:54Is he still a fight, kung fu fight?
05:56Yes, yes.
05:58It's just a fight.
06:00Here, Kuva na kokoš, good take.
06:04Aha, fair.
06:06Aha, fair.
06:06Aha, aha.
06:06Odmah se vidi da je neuredan pateša pored.
06:09No kak ždere.
06:10Tako on ždere proračun držav.
06:12A evo, izvolite, dobar tek, dobar tek.
06:15Ej, mali, a kuda?
06:19Nisi uzeo račun.
06:22Ja ne, ja ne uzimam račun.
06:25Nikad, ja osobno.
06:30Moraš, marš, ti ćeš mi govori da ja moram uzeti.
06:34Ja sam taj, baš me briga za državu, za proračun, baš me briga.
06:40Baš me briga za državu, nek propadne.
06:42Ja imam, aha, ja sam s Lilićem na brodu bio.
06:48Ja znam Lilića.
06:50Ja sam veslo, istina jednom rukom.
06:53Baš me briga, moraš plaćat šovjeće porez.
06:56Baš neću, nek propadne.
06:58Nije, aha, aha.
06:59Dobre, to znam.
07:01Evo, inspektor, djejstvuje.
07:03Šta je to, no, vema?
07:04Nabačio.
07:05Osekarilo mu glavu, ali ovo.
07:09Joj, joj, joj.
07:12Nije mu dobro, marš od mene tamo.
07:15Ali, gospodine inspektore, čovjek koje je loše.
07:19Nije mu dobro.
07:22Aha, dobro, čekaj, čekaj.
07:26Nek se zna, od danas, ko ne plaća porez državi, taj će završit ovako.
07:33Da, vidiš.
07:34Da, nama.
07:36Nima ti zato država njihova ide nabit.
07:38Da, da.
07:38Gdje ćeš ti kod nas?
07:39Nađemo u viška par miliona kuna u kasi.
07:42Slučajno mi je ostalo.
07:45Ajde, šta ti.
07:47Ovi, dobro, evo, kod Delerame još nisu probili lede, znaš to?
07:50Nisu, da, da.
07:52A pazi?
07:52Kraće mi prijateljskom razgovoru, već koliko mjesec danas.
07:56Evo, ima, ima, ima, ima vijest tu, samo da to šibi malo.
08:00Ste, ste, ti završit.
08:01Ništa, ne, ba nisam šta.
08:03Malo da se oze u očima.
08:05A imam ja Harty, Harty ja sve trpi što beri gleda.
08:07Da, da, a touch screen.
08:09A, dečkić, vidi ga.
08:10Možeš imat čiste ruke.
08:12Da, da, to sad.
08:13Na golfu pa onda pretrat pa po screenu.
08:17I, vijesti, šaolin.
08:19Čuo ste za šaolin.
08:20Kako da ne.
08:20Ona si u šaolinu i to.
08:22I taj neki glavni, direktor svemira u šaolinu, taj glavni neki.
08:26Naši smo li imati 3 milijarde evra u bankama i da se zve za okolo kupuje kola i to.
08:31A kao, mrzi materijalno.
08:34Aha, šta ćeš to.
08:35Zato je, mislim, porezka oprezna, jel da?
08:38Pa je, naravno, onda treba jedno vrijeme da, znaš, da ispipaju.
08:42Možda je to sve samo, znaš, u funkciji ispipavanja, ispipavanja svih mogućih djelatnosti kojima se on bavi, pa, znaš.
08:51Ali da li Lama izbiljao K-tip?
08:53Pa, on je...
08:53O, mora onda negdje zarađuje neku lodu, znaš, ona država blene.
08:57A šta, ovi, mi se kako rekao, možda mu ljudi daju nekakve, ono...
09:02Ne može, moraš i to.
09:03I to ma rodbina.
09:04A rodbine nema.
09:05Prema tome, plati koliko što si pozobala.
09:08Evo, da vidimo što, ovaj, da li je porezka čvrsto prišla i još ima jedan soft ovako,
09:15jedan soft touch prema Lami.
09:18Mladići djevojka šetaju finodrumom.
09:21Čidi u kome?
09:21I...
09:23Pa kuće išto?
09:24Ma ne, ček, ček, ček, ček.
09:25I kaže, mladić djevojci, kaže, dođi do mene večeras, nema nikog doma.
09:32Kaže, dođi večeras, nikog nema doma.
09:36Ču...
09:36I...
09:36Pa šta?
09:38Šta je?
09:40Šta je?
09:41I...
09:42Dođe ona, zvoni satima, ono zbilja nema nikog doma.
09:46Pa i šta?
09:47Kužiš?
09:47Pa kak to sad to?
09:50Ma ne...
09:54Dođi do mene, nema nikog, ono zbilja nema nikog.
09:58Kužiš?
10:00Ha, to ključ, zaboravio, pa onda nema ključa, pa...
10:04Ne, ne, ne, bože...
10:06Ho, ho, ho, ho...
10:08Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho...
10:11Ocean?
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10:23Postoje stvari s kojima kliknete na prvu.
10:26Želite urediti dječju sobu za novi početak?
10:29Samo klik i soba je tu.
10:31Već dugo želite promijeniti limenog ljubimca?
10:34Dovoljan je klik.
10:37Pronašli ste bicikl koji ste dugo tražili?
10:39Jednostavno, klik.
10:41Ili ste poželjeli novi televizor?
10:43Sve je tako i jednostavno.
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10:56Možda ove godine nema puno dobrih vijesti,
10:59ali Tele2 ti omogućuje da podijeliš nešto dobro.
11:03Uzmi PlayStation 4 500 GB i igru FIFA 21
11:07te za samo jednu kunu u tarifu Toastay i legendarni pokočni internet igraj sa cijelim svijetom.
11:13Zato je dobro biti u Tele2.
11:16Kako ne kuži vijet sve? Boži su dobro vijet.
11:18Ne, nije on za to.
11:20Ne možeš cijeli život provestu moliti.
11:24Ima jedno istraživanje koje ćemo sad, našao sam, jel?
11:28Surfajući jedno istraživanje gdje se govori koji su znaci propadanja veze.
11:34Dakle, bolje prije nego da se muči bez veze.
11:37Ti imaš iskustva puno. Koliko si imao veze sada?
11:41O, opće ne brojem.
11:43Ne brojem, bez brojem.
11:45Samo jedan problem, znaš, ja ti svaki dan barem jedno, dvije, tri glavice čušnjaka maznem.
11:52Zbog zdravlja, naravno.
11:54Zbog zdravlja i zbog krvi, znaš, krvi.
11:55Krvi jača, da.
11:57I to ti rijetko koja žena može, znaš, podnijeti.
12:00Koga, tebe ili češnjak?
12:01Pa, češnjak, znaš, nisu ti žene baš.
12:03Dobro, ali evo, pazi, izbjegavanje braka, recimo ako izbjegavanje braka.
12:07Ti ste govorili da se baš ti malo o braku ona izbjegava?
12:11Pa da, da, da, ali to je uglavnom bilo, kao bih rekao, zbog češnjaka.
12:15Mi smo se super slagali.
12:17Onda više niste sretni, jel si primijetio kod žena da više nisu sretni, s tom kad progovoriš, a njoj obrve
12:23opet?
12:23O njoj, da, da.
12:25Dobro, tražite povod za svađu?
12:28Je, i to ga isto bilo, to ga isto bilo, ovaj, na kraju krajeva nismo ne govorili, u zadnje, znaš.
12:34U zadnje vrijeme nismo ne govorili, u zadnje vrijeme nismo ne govorili.
12:36Da, da, kao opet si, opet si evo, češnjaka, na, a šta ću, a šta da radim?
12:40Dobro, zamišljaš život bez nje?
12:43Da si nikad za mišlju, život ili ona bez tebe?
12:46Pa, mislim da je, da je ona bez mene.
12:48Da se radiš svježih draga.
12:50Dobro.
12:51Ali ne znaju žene, znaš, da je to zdravo, znaš, češnjak, da je zdravo.
12:54Evo, ja nisam bio bolestan, pričao sam već to, da sad ne ponavljam bez veze deset puta.
12:59Ovo, nisam bio nikad kod doktora.
13:01Tako da, evo, očiš.
13:02Jel imaš svog liča?
13:03Ne, ima ništa, nula bodova, ne, ne odje se nigde.
13:06Ja, koda sam duh, što se tiče zrastvenog i tog.
13:09Jel ti dobivaš penziju od 91. do 95?
13:13Ne, ne, ne.
13:13Mislim mi tražio.
13:14Nisam mi tražio.
13:15Šta će mi, još da obtrećujem državu, znaš, nisam, nije u redu.
13:19Ajmo pogledat kako naš najsimpatičniji lik, kako prekida sa ženama.
13:25Šta ja znam?
13:29Kako sam ja prekidao veze sa ženama?
13:32Fino sam prekidao.
13:33Ja, brate, samo se, jel, okrenem na drugu stranu, jel?
13:36I samo, brate...
13:42Ona vidi, brate, da ja hrčem, budi me, budi, dule, kaže, ništa.
13:47Samo spavam, ko zaklan?
13:49Spavam, samo spavam, znaš.
13:50I onda, ona, nakon par dana što ja spavam, ode, jel?
13:53Ode, ode, šta će, vidi da od mene ništa.
13:56Samo se okrenem, brate, zaspem, hrčem, testenišem, a ona plače i ode.
14:04Kako se...
14:04Grob 24 sata, i super mila, i zaigraj osvoji.
14:10I ovaj neki...
14:12Čoče, on je onda.
14:14Moda, neki.
14:15Zna, ti za taj noz dobiješ sve informacije, zabavu i plus modu i sve.
14:20Da, da.
14:20Those are the most people who do it.
14:22I always have a style that I see.
14:25It is the most important thing.
14:28You have the most important thing.
14:28It is the most important thing.
14:30I don't know why, but it is the most important thing.
14:36Here we have one of the books,
14:38for example,
14:41for the beach,
14:42and for the beach,
14:44and for the Spatils.
14:45and that is the закон of the Porezu on Dohudak and the закон of the Porezu on Dobit.
14:50When you are on the beach, when you want to learn something,
14:55this is a very interesting book.
14:56There is a lot of intrigues, a love affair and so on.
15:02The Porez may not look like that, but the Poreze are fantastic and interesting things
15:08and every woman and woman will be able to read this book.
15:11I recommend you all, and now let's go to the show.
15:41Now let's go to the show.
15:56The time has been a long time. The time will be good.
15:59It is very good, but it will be a lot of people.
16:02We have prepared a photo from Hvara, from their famous people.
16:10Look at the light.
16:12Look at the light.
16:14You can't believe.
16:14I don't know what you're doing here.
16:16I mean, then you will see the light of the Hvarsku lights.
16:21Where did you go?
16:23Today, we are on the night.
16:24Hvarsku lights.
16:25We wish you everything good.
16:27No, no, no, no.
16:28See you.
16:28See you.
16:34See you.
16:35See you.
16:35See you.
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