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Desperate Housewives S03E09
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00:24I've decided to accept your wife's kind invitation.
00:27You wouldn't.
00:28And Mike couldn't remember.
00:29No memory, huh?
00:30It's convenient.
00:31Anything at all.
00:32Here's our search warrant.
00:33We couldn't find a toolbox.
00:35You might want to wash that wrench off and get something out of it.
00:42I'm just saying that we never spend the night at your house.
00:45Your place is so warm and cozy.
00:47It's also a disaster area.
00:49I didn't get a chance to clean it today.
00:50Whoops.
00:51Oh, here.
00:52Let me.
00:54Susan Meyer had never thought of herself as Cinderella.
00:58But then one day, a prince showed up.
01:04Well, we can't have you sleeping in Squalor, can we?
01:08My place it is.
01:12And Susan realized her life had become a fairy tale.
01:18And since her prince had welcomed her into his castle, she felt the least she could do was thank him.
01:26Again.
01:28Again.
01:29And again.
01:29And again.
01:32And again.
01:56Uh.
01:56Who are you?
01:58I'm Rupert.
01:59I work for Mr. Hainsworth.
02:01That would be the man you slept with.
02:03In case names weren't exchanged.
02:05Oh, no.
02:06I'm your boss's girlfriend.
02:08Surely he mentioned me.
02:10Not that I recollect.
02:13Rupert.
02:14Good morning, boss.
02:16Yes.
02:16I thought you were off today.
02:18Isn't your sister in town?
02:20Uh.
02:20That's next weekend, sir.
02:22Oh.
02:22It's a good thing, too.
02:24Otherwise, I might not have had the pleasure of meeting your girlfriend.
02:29Susan.
02:31Yes.
02:32We met at the, um, at the hospital.
02:35Why don't I fetch you a robe?
02:36Loving that idea.
02:45Would you care for some breakfast?
02:47Omelette?
02:48Strawberry tart?
02:49Brioche?
02:50Oh.
02:50Wow.
02:51Uh, yeah.
02:52That sounds great.
02:53Um.
02:54You pick.
02:55Yes.
02:56Susan's life had indeed become a fairy tale.
02:59You are aware there is a Mrs. Hainsworth?
03:03Well, of course.
03:03And what's a fairy tale?
03:07Talk to tits.
03:10Without a dragon to slay.
03:53We know dangerous men walk among us.
03:57What we can't be sure of is who they are or where they hide.
04:01So the most we can offer any stranger is reasonable doubt.
04:06But once the doubt is gone, people are anything but reasonable.
04:11I am telling you, our neighbor is a pedophile and I expect you to do something about it.
04:16Ms. Scalvo, he's not listed on any sex offender registry.
04:19He's never had so much as a traffic ticket.
04:21He's a single man with a basement full of toys.
04:24I understand your concern, but we can't book a guy on possession of toys.
04:27You don't get it.
04:28His house had this creepy vibe.
04:32Tell him, Tom.
04:32I never went down to the actual room.
04:34Okay, he wasn't there.
04:35He doesn't know.
04:35Look, he had a wall full of pictures of half-naked boys in swimsuits.
04:41Didn't you say he was a swim coach?
04:43What are you, his lawyer?
04:44You have to admit, it's odd.
04:46Here's what's odd.
04:47If your neighbor had something to hide, why'd he invite you in to see all of his stuff?
04:58He wasn't technically home when I went inside.
05:02So you broke in?
05:04The door was open.
05:06I was bringing him a cake.
05:09A cake?
05:10It was a thank you cake.
05:12He sort of saved my life.
05:16She didn't know that he was a pedophile when she baked the actual cake.
05:19He doesn't care about the cake, Tom.
05:20Why are you snapping at me?
05:21I'm not snapping at you.
05:22You're totally snapping at you.
05:22I am snapping because there is a monster across the street,
05:26and Bernie Fife here is making me sound like the bad guy.
05:32Look, I'm sorry.
05:33She's been under a lot of stress, hasn't slept well.
05:35You better not be apologizing for me.
05:38Got to go.
05:45So, I've got some fabulous news.
05:48I hope it's more fabulous than this dress.
05:50It would look like something Ike Turner would hit.
05:53You're going to have to find yourself another personal shopper.
05:56Well, I slammed one dress and you quit on me?
05:58No, that's my news.
06:00I'm leaving the store and starting my own business.
06:04Beauty by Vern?
06:06You're opening up a salon?
06:07God, could you get any gayer?
06:09It's a consulting firm for beauty pageant contestants.
06:12And the answer's yes?
06:14This week I'm coaching little girls for the Miss Snowflake pageant.
06:17It's very rewarding.
06:19Hey, you know what might be fun?
06:20If you come down and give a talk, you know, give the kids some pointers.
06:23Vern, I worked the catwalks in Milan in Paris.
06:26I'm not going to give makeup tips to little miss training bra.
06:29You have been in rare bitch form.
06:31It's been months now, so don't blame it on your cycle.
06:33Don't call me a bitch and stop tracking my cycle.
06:36I told you, that freaks me out.
06:37I'm just saying, you've been very cranky today.
06:41What's going on?
06:44A divorce decree came through today.
06:47Carlos is officially out of my life.
06:50Oh, honey.
06:53The girls' ages range 8 to 12.
06:54We meet every Thursday in the rec room of the Elks Lodge.
06:57I'm not doing it.
06:59You need a project.
07:00That's your problem.
07:01You're bored.
07:02And you know what the cure for that is?
07:04Helping others.
07:07Fine.
07:08I'll do it.
07:09But I want this dress for free.
07:11Evil, you said you hated it.
07:12And I hate helping others too, but I'm doing that, aren't I?
07:21Is the coast clear?
07:22I don't want to flash the help again.
07:24Relax, he's making breakfast.
07:26But you're more than welcome to flash me.
07:31How long has Rupert worked for you?
07:33Oh, for years he's practically family.
07:36So you're that close and you never told him about me?
07:39Yes, about that.
07:42Rupert was incredibly devoted to Jane.
07:45He's never seen me with another woman, let alone a frisky naked one.
07:49Well, that explains why he was a little cold to me this morning.
07:52Was he?
07:53I'll have a talk with him.
07:55Oh, no, don't do that.
07:56That'll just make it worse.
07:57I get it.
07:58He loved Jane, he doesn't know me.
08:00You know, I'll just have to charm him.
08:02Warm him up a little.
08:08Well, I'm sure you'll find a way.
08:12Great.
08:13Nine o'clock in the morning and I have to put on a slinky black cocktail dress.
08:16Mm-hmm.
08:18Hey, here's an idea.
08:20You keep some things in a drawer at my house.
08:22Would it be okay if I had one here?
08:25A drawer?
08:26Do you think we'll be here that often?
08:28Your shower has six power nozzles.
08:31With or without you, I'll be back.
08:33Well then, by all means, let's get you a drawer.
08:36I don't need much.
08:37One of those will do.
08:39Actually, that's not a good idea.
08:41Rupert arranges things meticulously.
08:43You'll never win him over if you mess with his system.
08:45Rupert?
08:47Wow.
08:48Your timing's perfect.
08:50Not always.
08:52Susan will be needing a drawer.
08:54A drawer, sir?
08:56Yes, for her things.
08:57She's going to be spending more time here.
08:59Yeah, Rupert.
09:00I hope we can be good friends,
09:02because you're going to be seeing lots more of me.
09:04Oh, madam.
09:05That hardly seems possible.
09:09Mother Hodge, your food will get cold.
09:15Why, please, is there a lock on the liquor cabinet?
09:18Because your doctor says people taking your medication shouldn't drink.
09:21A warning you've chosen to ignore if the lipstick on the vodka bottle is any indication.
09:28Poached fish again?
09:30I don't want this.
09:32I want what you're all having.
09:34Well, your doctor has you on a low-fat, low-sodium diet.
09:36Eight meals this week, eight times I've told you the same thing.
09:41So, who would like to say grace?
09:43Allow me.
09:46Dear Lord, I thank you for this bland, indifferently prepared meal,
09:50and beseech you to ignite some spark of compassion in my cold-hearted daughter-in-law,
09:54that she might show some shred of mercy to me, her wretched captive.
09:59Amen.
10:05Mother, may I remind you, you asked to come here?
10:08I didn't know I'd be trading one jail for another.
10:11At least at the home, you could bribe the orderlies to smuggle things in.
10:15But here, nothing gets past the commandant.
10:19I have done everything I can to make you happy and comfortable.
10:23What do you want from us?
10:25I want my freedom.
10:26I want out of this perky little gulag and into a house I can call my own.
10:32And you're going to buy it for me.
10:35I can't afford to buy you a house.
10:38You can't afford not to.
10:44I know a house won't be easy to swing,
10:46but how many more of these Edward Albee dinners do you want to sit through?
10:49What did she mean by you can't afford not to?
10:52Was she threatening you with something?
10:53Yes, she was threatening to make us miserable till we cave.
10:57Look, at least see if Edie has any cheap listings.
10:59We'll be happier, my mother will be happier.
11:01Yeah, and she'll take terrible care of herself and be dead in a year.
11:04You just stole my next argument.
11:11Okay, you've got enough money to pay either the phone or the cable bill, but not both.
11:18Hello?
11:19Mike.
11:21I'm trying to help you here.
11:24Oh, I'm sorry. Just do whatever you want.
11:29Fine. Cable it is.
11:31Nobody calls you anyway.
11:43What do you want?
11:44My toilet's clogged.
11:46I thought maybe you could fix it.
11:47Oh, wait a minute.
11:49You can't, can you?
11:50Because you don't have any tools.
11:52Must be tough being a plumber without tools.
11:54Why don't you people leave me the hell alone?
11:57Geez.
11:58You sure are hostile for a guy who makes his living in the service industry.
12:16You know, it just occurred to me there's no point in paying the cable bill if you're not going to
12:19have electricity.
12:21So, I'm thinking pay the electricity up front and send a check.
12:26Oh, oh.
12:26That's it.
12:27That's it.
12:33That's it.
12:33That's it.
12:38Well, where have you been?
12:43They're all waiting for you.
12:44I'm here to teach fashion, so I'm fashionably late.
12:47Cute. Now remember, these mothers have refinanced their trailers in order to pay for this,
12:50so when you make your entrance, for God's sakes, sparkle.
12:56Now in addition to her three Vogue covers,
12:58you may remember her as the face of La Roque Cosmetics,
13:01please welcome Miss Gabrielle Marquez.
13:15Bern, a moment.
13:22Is there a problem?
13:23Yes. What am I supposed to do with that petting zoo out there?
13:26Not everyone wins the genetic lottery like you did.
13:28These girls need help finding the promised land of beauty and style.
13:33Please Gabrielle, be their Moses.
13:37Good comparison, because it's gonna take a miracle to turn these mutts into show dogs.
13:44Hey girls, let's talk beauty.
13:53What's up, brother?
13:57I'm sorry, you are...
13:59Carlos, from down the street.
14:04We were only best friends, dude.
14:07Oh, uh, well, things have been a little fuzzy since the accident.
14:11I'm sorry that I, uh, I hadn't come by sooner, but my divorce been kicking my ass.
14:17I'm sorry to hear that.
14:18Anyway, I got a new condo, but it's getting renovated.
14:22So I was thinking, maybe I could crash here.
14:26Here?
14:26Yeah.
14:27I could help you out around the house,
14:29and free you up to focus on job one.
14:31Getting better.
14:34Because you're tossing it to Edie now, right?
14:37That's a real relationship killer.
14:39Me and your lady to hoist you off the can.
14:43How long are we talking?
14:44A couple months.
14:45Three at the most.
14:47And, of course, I can kick in for half the utilities and rent.
14:54Well, how can I say no to my best friend?
15:04What are the Blake kids doing all the way over here?
15:08Pam needs to keep a closer eye on them.
15:10Will you please come away from that window?
15:12You barely slept last night.
15:13Come on, take a nap.
15:14I'm fine.
15:15I'm fine.
15:18Whoa.
15:19Hold on.
15:27Hey, what's up?
15:29I've been meaning to get this back to you, and to thank you.
15:33Rebecca and I really enjoyed the cake.
15:36Oh, good.
15:39So...
15:41Bye.
15:42So what did you think of our place?
15:45Sorry?
15:47I heard you were good friends with the Young family.
15:49It must have been weird being in there with all the new furniture.
15:53I didn't notice.
15:54Well, how about the kitchen?
15:56Rebecca likes the color, but I'm not so sure.
15:58Oh, sorry.
15:59Never made it past the living room.
16:01What?
16:02Come on.
16:03You're in an empty house, curious about your new neighbors.
16:06You look around.
16:07We all do it.
16:08Well, I don't.
16:12Well, next time you're over, I'll have to give you the tour.
16:16Great.
16:17Mr. Protector Man!
16:18Hey, hey, not now, Parker.
16:20I just wanted to see if I can play his pinball machine again.
16:31I guess there's no need for that tour.
16:45All right, girls. First things first. If you can't walk, you can't win.
16:48Hit it, Vern.
16:50Remember, eyes forward, shoulders back, hips square, look left, look right, whip and walk.
17:00Yes, I'm unbelievable. Close your mouth.
17:19Stop, stop.
17:21What? My eyes were forward, my hips were square.
17:25But where's your confidence? Where's your pride?
17:28Come on. What do I have to be proud of?
17:41Have you guys ever seen a runway model without the hot clothes and makeup?
17:47Well, trust me. They're not that special.
17:49But the one thing that they do have is attitude.
17:53You have to believe in yourself.
17:55And if not, pretend to believe in yourself, okay?
18:00All right. Now, I want you to pretend you're on the runway.
18:05Flashbulbs are popping, everyone's looking at you and being you, and they're all thinking the same thing.
18:13Isabel Horowitz is smoking hot.
18:18Go, Isabel, go!
18:24You're doing it. Isabel, you're doing it.
18:27That's it. Keep going.
18:33I was walking. Oh, you were totally walking.
18:38Good job.
18:39All right, Donna, you're next.
18:40Get up there and make me hate your beauty.
18:45Now, this place is a real diamond in the rough.
18:49Cozy little two-bedroom plus den with a highly motivated cellar.
18:54Oh, look, a highly motivated cockroach.
18:58Let's try to be positive people.
19:00It's a fabulous location.
19:01Just walking distance to all sorts of fun shops.
19:05Right. From here I can see a bail bondsman and an adult book shop.
19:11What do you expect in your price range?
19:14Tara?
19:15Let's go.
19:18Wait.
19:18I'm not an impractical woman.
19:21I know that my son's resources are, like his achievements, rather limited.
19:27I want to see the rest of it.
19:30Okay.
19:32Now, the lighting in the kitchen is a bit harsh.
19:34The previous owner, let's just say he ran some sort of home-based medical business.
19:40You cannot let your mother move into this neighborhood.
19:43It's filled with junkies and whores.
19:45And we'll owe them all an apology, but who cares?
19:47She likes it.
19:47Of course she likes it.
19:49There's a 24-hour liquor store across the street.
19:51She wants a house.
19:52This is the best we can afford without bankrupting ourselves.
19:55Orson, what if something should happen to her?
19:57Stop worrying about her.
19:58Worry about us.
19:59Do you realize how much we've been fighting since she came?
20:01The woman's ruined every relationship that's mattered to me, and she's doing it again.
20:06Oh, my God.
20:11Are you all right?
20:12Just a little spill.
20:14Her cane hit a loose tile.
20:15Is anything broken?
20:16Well, obviously the damn floor.
20:18We'll need that fixed before she moves in.
20:20Are you insane?
20:21She obviously can't be on her own.
20:23Why, it's a loose tile.
20:25I'm perfectly fine.
20:26And what if you weren't?
20:27What if she had broken something and she was lying here for hours?
20:30You are coming home with us.
20:31Breathe.
20:32And I will not hear another word on the subject.
20:37I can't believe you bought us pizza.
20:39Well, you guys earned it.
20:40But eat fast, because we only have one hour left, and I want to introduce you to your new best
20:44friend, Mr. Spreetian.
20:46You know so much cool stuff.
20:49Can't you come back another day?
20:50Oh, I don't know.
20:52You have to.
20:54Well, let me check my book.
20:56I might have to move some stuff around, but I think I can swing it.
20:59Your life must be so exciting, huh?
21:02Yeah.
21:03Every day's a parade.
21:05So, what was it like being a famous model?
21:09Honestly, it was like any other job, except pay was great, clothes were couture, and parties were just this side
21:15of Gamora.
21:18You don't know what Gamora means, do you?
21:22Go ahead.
21:24Did you know Kate Moss?
21:26I invited her to a party once.
21:27Did you eat pizza with her? Because if you did, it's almost like we ate pizza with her.
21:31Well, honey, most models don't eat pizza. Well, at least not without having a finger for dessert.
21:36Ah!
21:37Ow.
21:39I know, I never did that.
21:41You would not believe the horrible things these girls did to stay skinny.
21:44Like what?
21:45Well, some would smoke those unfiltered French cigarettes.
21:48But cigarettes can kill you.
21:50But before they do, they kill your appetite.
21:54One time, there was a girl who took too many laxatives and, uh, well, if you're ever at the Chateau
22:00Milan in room 238, do not use the jacuzzi.
22:05Do you have to be skinny to be a model?
22:07Well, yeah. When's the last time you saw a fat person on a magazine cover?
22:11Now, I'm gonna go talk to Vern about our next session.
22:14You guys finish lunch so we can get back to work.
22:28Hi! Rupert!
22:30I went to the mall and bought a chain of clothes for the weekend, and while I was there, I
22:33got something for you.
22:35Thought you could wear it on your day off.
22:39Do you like it?
22:41Very much.
22:42It'll come in handy, should my nationality ever slip my mind.
22:49That's good.
22:51You! I wanna party with you.
22:55Hey, I was thinking this afternoon maybe we could go look for that drawer.
22:59Oh, I'm sorry, ma'am. I'm afraid I have all this silver to polish.
23:02Well, let me help you, and we can talk.
23:05There is so much I wanna know about you.
23:08Who is Rupert Cavanaugh?
23:11What makes him tick?
23:15Tell you what, let's go find you that drawer.
23:19Hm?
23:21Oh, isn't the master bedroom down that way?
23:23I realize it's a bit of a jaunt, but I managed to find you an entire bureau.
23:29Oh!
23:30Okay, well, you know, certainly didn't have to go to all that...
23:34trouble.
23:35Is there a problem?
23:37Uh, no. I just, um...
23:40Well, all I really needed was just a little, little drawer, and, uh...
23:45This is just so far away, and what is that smell?
23:48Oh, yes, about that.
23:50The cat passed away in this room.
23:54Did you consider removing the body?
23:57Well, if this isn't acceptable, I can look elsewhere for a drawer when I have the time.
24:04Why do you have to be this way?
24:06What way is that?
24:08Listen, I know how you feel about Jane, but if you could just give me a chance...
24:12Come on.
24:13You can't possibly hate me this much, can you?
24:17I'm done.
24:18Oh, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine.
24:21I don't need you to like me, but I think you should give me just a little respect.
24:25I am Ian's girlfriend.
24:28He's still married.
24:30At best, you're his mistress.
24:33Okay.
24:34You're not allowed to call me that.
24:36Fine.
24:38What term would you prefer?
24:39Concubine?
24:41Consort?
24:42Gold-digging whore?
24:44Oh!
24:45Oh, I'm so sorry.
24:47I shouldn't have done that.
24:49But, Rupert, you have to admit, it's just a drawer.
24:52Those drawers are filled with Jane's things.
24:55This is her house.
24:57You are a guest in her house.
24:59And a temporary one at best.
25:01Okay, you know, that is for Ian to decide.
25:04Oh, he has decided.
25:07Why do you think he never told me about you?
25:09Why did he wait so long to bring you here?
25:12He didn't want you in that room.
25:15Where he still keeps Jane's things exactly as she left them.
25:25What?
25:26I'll keep looking for that drawer.
25:37Hey, good order, Mike's.
25:39I thought you were going to muddle in.
25:41I know.
25:42It's just that I promised I'd help him install a shower bar.
25:44And, um, could take a while.
25:47Okay.
25:48There, now, go feed the chips.
25:52T-Rex!
25:53How they hanging, brother?
25:54Low and lazy.
25:56Yeah.
25:57Hey, if Lynette asked, I installed your shower bar today.
26:01Got it.
26:02Mmm.
26:05Fern, what are you doing here?
26:07We need to talk.
26:08Is it about the girls' makeup?
26:09Because I got them each their own makeup kit, custom-tailored to match their skin tone.
26:13And I got Melina some wax.
26:14I know she's only 11, but those Greek jeans are going to kick in any day now.
26:19What?
26:20This morning, Mrs. Hayes caught Donna with her finger down her throat, trying to barf up her toaster waffle.
26:25Really?
26:26And Mrs. Horowitz found Isabel behind their garage smoking.
26:29Apparently, she thought cigarettes would help her lose a few pounds.
26:32Where do you think she got that idea?
26:36Those damn tobacco companies.
26:37Gabby!
26:38Fine, I may have told a few stories about the old days, but as a warning.
26:42I didn't say anything inappropriate for kids.
26:45Cassie Warren asked her mother if she could throw a Gamora party.
26:49Okay, look, we have to do damage control.
26:50I get it.
26:51Next session, I'll apologize to all the moms.
26:53Uh-uh.
26:54There's not gonna be a next session for you.
26:56The moms don't want you anywhere near their daughters.
27:00But I'm helping them.
27:02They love me.
27:03Wait, please, Fern, you have to give me a chance to fix this.
27:06It's too late, Gabby.
27:07You are now officially a bad influence.
27:10Well, see, it's been class.
27:19All right, turn out the lights.
27:22Hey, Missy, hold the reason.
27:23We're gonna join this.
27:25Mom said we couldn't leave.
27:27We're just going up front.
27:33What the hell is that?
27:36Stop running the ball.
27:39Can I ask you guys something?
27:42What was I like before the accident?
27:45What do you mean?
27:47What kind of guy was I?
27:48Was I happy?
27:49Was I angry?
27:51Did I ever get violent?
27:57We're fine.
28:03I'm serious.
28:05I really need to know.
28:08You can be honest.
28:09You're my best friend.
28:17Honestly, you were sort of mysterious, kept to yourself.
28:20Nobody really knew you all that well.
28:23Yeah.
28:25And this is coming from your best friend.
28:43I'm sorry, guys.
28:45I just...
28:45I guess I was really tired.
28:49Uh...
28:49Where's your brother?
28:50He went outside.
28:52Yeah.
28:53What?
28:55Okay.
28:56Watch her.
28:56Watch her.
28:57I'll be back.
28:58I'll be right back.
29:00Hello?
29:01Open up!
29:02Open the door!
29:03Lynette?
29:04What's the matter?
29:05I want my son.
29:06He's not here.
29:07He's not in our house.
29:08He's not in our yard.
29:09Do not jerk me around.
29:11Parker!
29:12You can't just barge into my house like this, Lynette.
29:15Don't play dumb with me.
29:16I know exactly what is down here.
29:21Parker.
29:21Where's the pinball?
29:22Where's all the games?
29:23That was a collection I was taking up for the children's hospital.
29:28I delivered everything yesterday.
29:33Did you donate the photos too?
29:38Parker!
29:42What exactly is it you're accusing me of?
29:44Don't pretend you don't know.
29:46I'm calling the police.
29:47Parker!
29:48Is there a problem?
29:50You're damn right there's a problem.
29:51I can't find my son.
29:54Isn't that your son?
30:06Hey, hey!
30:08Where have you been?
30:10We were at Mike's.
30:11He wandered over looking for me.
30:13What's going on?
30:26Well, that was the children's hospital.
30:30Art Story checks out.
30:32He donated all that stuff.
30:36That proves nothing.
30:37He knew I was onto him.
30:38He had to dump it.
30:39Honey, believe me.
30:40I am with you.
30:41There is something fishy about this guy.
30:43But you've got to get a grip.
30:44You can't go barging into people's homes.
30:46Parker, I've been in there.
30:47But he wasn't.
30:49And if you keep accusing this guy without proof,
30:53he can sue us.
30:57Listen.
31:00I've been thinking that after everything that you have been through.
31:02Please don't bring up the supermarket again.
31:04That was a traumatic experience.
31:06I think it's affected you more than you realize.
31:13And maybe you need to talk to somebody about it.
31:18Like a therapist.
31:23You're right.
31:24I need to talk to someone.
31:28He'd gotten rid of everything.
31:30The toys.
31:31The pictures.
31:32Everything was gone.
31:33What?
31:35You can't sit on this, Lynette.
31:37I know.
31:39If something happened to someone's kid because I kept my mouth shut.
31:44The thing is, I promised Tom I'd back off.
31:48Well, I didn't.
32:08Jane has some beautiful things.
32:10Yes.
32:11Yes.
32:11She's always had impeccable taste.
32:17I know how it must seem to you, my holding on to them.
32:22But I just couldn't bring myself to.
32:25I get it.
32:27As much as I have tried to pretend that it's just you and me,
32:33there's three of us in this relationship.
32:36Susan, you know I adore you.
32:38No, please listen.
32:41The last couple of months,
32:42I thought we've gotten really close and I've been loving that.
32:46I just feel like lately
32:49there's this limit to how far you'll let me in.
32:54Well, I'm trying.
32:56It's just the more I let you into my heart,
32:59the more I feel I'm pushing Jane out and...
33:02You don't have to push Jane out to let me in.
33:09Of course.
33:10You're right.
33:16Do you know what I think?
33:18No.
33:18That kind of compassionate wisdom deserves an obscenely expensive meal.
33:25Okay, well give me a minute and I will change into something else.
33:29Rupert still hasn't found you a drawer?
33:32No, not just yet.
33:35Well, in that case...
33:42Ian, you don't have to do that.
33:45If I can make room in my heart for both of you,
33:47I can certainly make room in my bureau.
33:56It's just not right.
33:57Your mother skipped lunch, too.
33:58She said she wasn't hungry.
34:00Can't we just revel in her absence?
34:02I know she's a handful, but she deserves some compassion.
34:05The woman watched a dream die yesterday.
34:07We all did.
34:11I'm taking her dinner up.
34:12Oh, it's okay. I'll do it.
34:14No, no, I'd rather do it myself.
34:15I want to talk to her.
34:17Oh, well, I'll let her know you're coming.
34:24Mom's coming. Ditch the wine.
34:25Very well.
34:27You finished the whole bottle already?
34:30I was thirsty.
34:32Gloria, I've been thinking, and...
34:34Does no one in this house ever bother to knock?
34:36Is that alcohol?
34:37Where did you get that?
34:41Andrew!
34:43When my grandma asked me a favor with tears in her eyes, how...
34:47Oh, shut up, you little extortionist.
34:49He charged me 20 bucks, plus five of the corkscrew.
34:52I'll deal with you later.
34:55You can kiss that coating goodbye.
35:00Andrew brought her wine.
35:01Oh, for God's sake.
35:03This is our house.
35:05If you expect to stay here, you're going to learn to obey a few rules.
35:09I don't obey rules. I make them.
35:12Not anymore, Mother.
35:13Just watch yourself, sonny boy.
35:17Okay, look, I know you're upset, but don't blame Orson.
35:20It's not his fault.
35:21It's all his fault.
35:24You think he's so wonderful.
35:26You don't know the half of what he's done.
35:28Let's go.
35:29I can't deal with her when she's like this.
35:31He doesn't want you to hear the truth.
35:33How he cheated on Alma.
35:36What?
35:38She's drunk.
35:39How he broke her heart.
35:40And mine.
35:41All for his precious Monique.
35:44You shut up, Mother.
35:45Monique Poilier?
35:47I thought that was Harvey Bixby's mistress.
35:49Oh, she got around.
35:51That girl.
35:52See, I told you.
35:53I told you she would do this.
35:55There he was, cheating on Alma, not knowing all the time his whore was cheating on him.
36:00Stop it!
36:01You shut your evil mouth!
36:03Oh, what?
36:03What are you gonna do to me that hasn't already been done?
36:18Reed, no!
36:21Reed, wait!
36:23Reed!
36:25Reed!
36:26Wait!
36:30Reed!
36:30Wait!
36:32Reed!
36:33Reed, wait!
36:35Reed!
37:00Miss Gabrielle!
37:02What is she doing here?
37:04I have no idea.
37:05I told her she was banned.
37:07Okay, just give me a minute.
37:09I'm sorry about what I said to the girls,
37:12and it won't happen again.
37:14Damn right, you're not going anywhere near our girls.
37:18Can't you give me a second chance?
37:20Why should we?
37:21Yeah, I mean, you walk in here all clickety-clack,
37:24perfect little miss size zero,
37:25thinking you're all better than us.
37:27We all saw the look on your face when you showed up.
37:31I don't think I'm better than you.
37:33Hell, I envy you.
37:35Please.
37:35No, it's true.
37:37You have husbands and families and a reason to wake up in the morning.
37:42What do I have?
37:44Him.
37:46Teaching your kids about confidence and beauty is the most useful thing I've done since...
37:52I don't know when.
37:54And as much as I've helped them, they've helped me so much more.
38:04So please, I need this.
38:10And I promise, no more talk about dodgy weight loss methods.
38:17Like the highly effective, non-FDA approved diet pill I can get from my friends in Zurich.
38:23In bulk.
38:26In bulk.
38:29Well, I suppose the Christian thing would be to forgive her.
38:35Well, why don't you ladies talk it over and I'm gonna work on posture with the girls.
38:40Yeah, come on.
38:42Come on, you guys.
38:42Come on.
38:43Come on.
38:44Come on.
38:44Come on.
38:44Come on.
38:50Oh, thank God.
38:53I've been driving around all night looking for you.
38:57We saw that woman at the morgue on our wedding night.
39:04You pretended not to know her.
39:07Bree, I can explain.
39:09No.
39:10I'm done.
39:12You don't understand what happened.
39:14There were two women in your life before me.
39:16One vanished and the other was killed.
39:18That's all I need to understand.
39:22I've packed some of your things.
39:25I want you out of the house.
39:29Now.
39:33Bree.
39:35Please.
39:37I love you.
39:40I know.
39:41But it scares the hell out of me.
39:50Bree.
39:55Dangerous men walk among us.
39:58And we can't always be sure of who they are or what secrets they hide.
40:04But once our worst suspicions are confirmed,
40:08we can take action.
40:13Once their agendas are revealed,
40:17we can take steps to protect ourselves and those we love.
40:34Yes.
40:35Dangerous men can cause great harm.
40:45But sometimes the greatest danger they pose.
40:50I'll take those.
40:55Is to themselves.
40:56I'll take those.
40:56.
41:00.