00:00Least he could have done was put up some bail for us.
00:02All Shade cares about is Shade.
00:04We'd still be in the joint if it hadn't been for your mom.
00:07How's she gonna pay back all that money?
00:09Eh, she'll just have to keep dancing for a few more years.
00:11Sounds like Shade isn't too popular with you either.
00:14Tell me where he is and I'll see that he gets what's coming to him.
00:17You want Shade?
00:18That's what I said.
00:20Go look under a tree!
00:22Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:27It's not even daytime, you retard.
00:32It's nighttime, how is there gonna be Shade?
00:39I can't do this on my own.
00:41I don't need the League.
00:44Fool.
00:47Maybe, but I owe him quite a lot.
00:49If it hadn't been for a certain accident he caused, I never would have gotten my new mental powers.
00:55That's why they broke up so easily.
00:57You willed them to.
01:00Even my mind isn't that powerful.
01:02For months, I've been reading their body language and facial expressions like a book.
01:07They were holding back considerable resentment for each other.
01:11All I had to do was get those feelings to come out.
01:14How'd you do that?
01:15Parasite, have you ever said something you knew you shouldn't have?
01:19Something really hurtful?
01:22Sure.
01:23What made you do it?
01:24Too little sleep?
01:25Low blood sugar?
01:27Maybe you were just in one of those moods you get into every so often.
01:30I hear that.
01:32Precisely.
01:33This blessed organ of mine can send out thought waves that affect those moods.
01:38They open the door that most people keep locked.
01:40So what's next?
01:42We've already divided.
01:44Now we conquer.
01:46Who do you think you are?
01:47Batman?
01:48Batman, it's been a long night.
01:50Just tell me where shade is, okay?
01:51Look, buddy.
01:52I know Batman.
01:53I once ratted out a counterfeited to Batman.
01:56And believe me, you are no Batman!
02:04You were saying?
02:06All right, all right, all right, all right!
02:17Sh-Shade, he's setting up another job.
02:20He's got this place at the old North Hill subway station.
02:41That much of a trap.
02:43I can go on like this all night.
02:46My beams are as fast as you are.
02:48Light speed.
02:49Yeah, but you don't think that fast.
03:08Yo, Bats!
03:09Come on, pick up!
03:10I know you're there!
03:11What do you want?
03:12I bit off a little more than I can chew with Sinestro.
03:15You gotta give me some help here.
03:17Thought you didn't need any.
03:18Well, I do now.
03:19I'm at the old North Hill subway platform.
03:21Hurry!
03:27Looks like I didn't need you after all, yo.
03:29But you can help me tie him up.
03:32Catch.
03:34The real Flash would have been too fast for that.
03:46What gave me away?
03:48You overplayed your part, yo.
03:50Oh, everyone's a critic.
03:56We could have been the greatest fighting force in the history of the universe.
04:00How do you walk away from that?
04:02You were asking too much.
04:03A little practice?
04:05That's too much to ask?
04:06You wanted us to stop being individuals.
04:08We're all just soldiers to you.
04:10Interchangeable.
04:11You don't care about us as people.
04:13That's not true.
04:14I care.
04:15You don't care about me.
04:16What are you talking about?
04:17I'd give my life for you.
04:21You don't know what you're saying.
04:40Spy cam?
04:43Who are you broadcasting to?
04:51Hawkgirl, it's Lantern
04:53I don't have anything more to say to you
04:54Listen, something weird's going on
04:56Meet me at the practice ring
05:07Well, where is he?
05:08You know Batman always has to make an entrance
05:12Batman? Lantern was the one who called me
05:13I heard from Flash
05:18I did not hear from Flash
05:19That was Clayface
05:20That was Clayface
05:55Out of the way
05:56Everybody
06:00Careful
06:01I told you to get out of the way
06:20I told you to get out of the way
06:34I told you to get out of the way
06:59Superman
07:01Superman
07:09Don't do it
07:10Don't do it
07:11It's Clayface
07:20And then you're going to get out of the way
07:23Now I know
07:25I'll close
07:31You're going to look at me
07:37I actually pulled the way
07:37I'm out of the way
07:58Go!
08:32Why is Killer Frost that fast?
08:34That's not even one of her powers.
09:01It's not even one of her powers.
09:02I'll be here for the movie.
09:05I will be here for the movie.
09:16Freeze him!
09:28We did it! We got him!
09:30But what about the lantern?
09:31Only a matter of time.
09:34Soon we'll have the complete set.
09:36Then the real fun begins.
09:42Remember those old spy movies I used to act in?
09:45Where the villain would catch the hero but wouldn't kill him?
09:47And then the hero would always get away?
09:50I'm not much of a moviegoer.
09:52My point is, we should get rid of them now.
09:56Let me...
09:56What happened to your sense of drama, Mr. Hagen?
10:02This is something that has to be done in front of the whole world.
10:06Do your part and I'll let you bring down the final curtain.
10:11Don't underestimate us, Clay.
10:13We could have taken the League even if Grodd hadn't been messing with their moods.
10:18We shouldn't overestimate ourselves either.
10:21Right.
10:22What are we going to do about the lantern?
10:23I don't know.
10:24What are we going to do about you, Mr. Stewart?
10:28Can't hide from this.
10:33Maybe you should go without cologne this time.
10:39Look out!
10:41Move it!
10:41No!
10:52He's getting away!
10:59That's not...
11:22He was mine.
11:25He's ours.
11:27They all are now.
11:30And now, for your multiple halftime entertainment,
11:34her last two albums have gone triple platinum,
11:37and she's here tonight to sing her smash hit,
11:40Gimme Gimme All Your Love,
11:41from her newest album, Underbelly.
11:44Ladies and gentlemen,
11:46Shana Squares!
11:49If you listen closely,
11:51that's Phil Lamar's voice,
11:52right there.
12:16Now that I have your attention,
12:30We've come to this arena because it's where the strong routinely defeat the weak.
12:35How you so-called higher primates revel in that.
12:39Yet outside these walls,
12:41you do everything you can to shackle the mighty
12:43and prevent them from fulfilling their destiny.
12:45That's all about to end.
12:53Just a small demonstration of our might.
12:56Not convinced?
12:58There's more.
13:13There they are.
13:15Your heroes,
13:16who violate every law of nature by cuddling the weak and powerless.
13:21We say,
13:22it's time for a new order,
13:24but it can't arise until the old one departs.
13:28Ready for your close-up,
13:30Mr. Hagen?
13:39Why'd he do that?
13:41Of course.
13:45The Martian tricked us.
13:47You froze the wrong one.
13:56The road's been messing with our minds.
13:58Great.
13:59How do we fight it?
14:00We get over it.
14:01That's how.
14:02This isn't exactly the show I had in mind,
14:04but in a way,
14:05it's going to be even better.
14:07Don't forget your training.
14:14Get him.
14:16Get him.
14:25Oh
14:48This time I got the right one
14:59Stop getting stepped on
15:05Never learn do you
15:08Actually I have learned a few things
15:37I have learned a few things
16:01Anifreeze anyone?
16:03Please no jokes
16:04Just get her
16:18I can't breathe.
16:24Really?
16:36Has Wonder Woman just been swinging Parasite around the entire match-up?
16:47You wouldn't hit a woman, would you?
16:50I would!
17:00I knew this wouldn't work! I knew it!
17:05I could've... what?
17:09Thanks.
17:40That's a wrap.
17:43Just about.
17:47There's still a chance for us, you know?
17:50What are you talking about?
17:51We're the superior ones, you and I.
17:54We should be running the world.
17:57I don't think so.
17:59Pity.
18:06You had your...
18:08You know, when he gets out of this, he's gonna kill you, right?
18:12He's gonna hurt you pretty bad.
18:14Chance.
18:14Now you can feel the pain.
18:16Uh...
18:17I...
18:18Felt...
18:20Worse.
18:21Uh...
18:31Uh...
18:32Woo!
18:33Back in business!
18:35Aren't we?
18:36A lot of things were said.
18:38Yeah, but that was all mind control.
18:40We didn't mean...
18:41We meant every word.
18:49So what do we do?
18:51All we can do is say we're sorry, and move on.
18:54We meant every word.
18:56We meant every word.
19:00Yes, sir.
19:02We meant every word.
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