Cobra Kai ep1 مترجم

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00:11All right, ladies and gentlemen, this is the moment we've been waiting for, the President.

00:19Daniel LaRusso's gonna fight.

00:22Daniel LaRusso's gonna fight.

00:25Now, listen to this one, go back home.

00:27You go.

00:37Hey!

00:48Hey, Johnny, you're free, Pop!

00:53Sweep the leg.

00:56You have a problem with that?

00:59no sensei no mercy

01:08it's two points for russo

01:10orange nothing

01:22get him a body bag

01:25the new champion

01:45Daniel Maruso

02:16Daniel Maruso

02:44Daniel Maruso

03:00Daniel Maruso

03:02Daniel Maruso

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03:12Daniel Maruso

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03:23Daniel Maruso

03:26Daniel Maruso

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03:45Daniel Maruso

03:46Daniel Maruso

03:57I guess.

04:16You've got to be kidding me.

04:19Not another one.

04:32You've got to be kidding me.

04:33Nice.

04:35Now the time I came to pay my rent,

04:38I can barely make it through the queen.

04:41I'm always working, slaving, every day.

04:45You've got to get up right from.

04:47Stay more, stay more.

04:49I need a chance just to get away.

04:52If you could hear me a thing,

04:55this is what I say.

04:56Don't need nothing but a good time.

05:00Out and out and see this.

05:03Ain't looking for nothing but a good time.

05:08And it don't get better than me.

05:11Hey!

05:13You've got to bring some toast to one of us.

05:17We've been breaking our banks every day.

05:21If one of the good life is such a crime.

05:24We're all there and put me away.

05:27Yeah!

05:28Don't need nothing but a good time.

05:32Out and out and see this.

05:35Ain't looking for nothing but a good time.

05:39And it don't get better than me.

05:43Don't need nothing but a good time.

05:47Don't need nothing but a good time.

05:48Whoa, whoa, whoa.

05:48What the hell is this?

05:50Don't worry.

05:51It's going to be level.

05:51I'm just lining it up.

05:52You put it on the wrong wall.

05:54I said the wall across from the door.

05:59This is the wall across from the door.

06:00Not that door, idiot.

06:02The door!

06:04Just move the TV.

06:05I have company coming over.

06:06Wait, hold on.

06:07I'm going to have to fill the holes,

06:09remeasure, match the paint.

06:11It's going to take me an hour just to get to the hardware store.

06:13That's not my problem.

06:14I'm not the dummy who put the TV on literally

06:16the only wall in the house that a TV would not go.

06:18Why can't a TV go on this...

06:22Look, I'll come by first thing in the morning

06:24and put everything just the way you want it, alright?

06:26I just can't do it now.

06:27Well, that's just great.

06:28Not bad enough you took a shit in my powder room.

06:30You said that's where I was supposed to go.

06:32Yeah, I didn't know you were going to take a shit.

06:33Okay, okay.

06:34We'll figure this out, alright?

06:36Just quit bitching at me.

06:39What did you just call me?

06:41No, no, no, no, no.

06:43I didn't call her a bitch.

06:44I said she was bitching at me.

06:46There's a difference.

06:48You're firing me because of that bitch?

06:52You know what? I hated this damn job anyway.

06:54You better pay me what you owe me, Mike.

06:57Mike?

07:04Banzai!

07:05I'm Daniel LaRusso.

07:07And at LaRusso Auto, we kicked the competition.

07:25That one.

07:29Aren't you going to wear gloves?

07:32Hola, ¿dónde sale Pepto Bismo?

07:35Allá.

07:37Can you put that on a plate?

07:48My grandma's not feeling well.

07:50Didn't ask.

07:50Oh, come on.

07:51What's Spanish for just give me my damn slice?

07:58What did you just say?

08:01What did he say?

08:01Hey, you don't want to know.

08:02No, I know something bad.

08:03Just tell me.

08:05He said you have a tiny...

08:09He said I have a tiny way.

08:11Tell him he has a tiny way.

08:12I speak English, asshole.

08:14Oh, really?

08:20Woo!

08:25Yo, bros.

08:26Get the light beer this time.

08:27Gotta go wait for the meat.

08:28Yeah.

08:29Hundo P, son.

08:30Downright.

08:31Woo!

08:33Man, you should get some condoms, dude.

08:46Finish up and then beat it.

08:50Excuse me?

08:51This is my mart.

08:52You ain't hustling no coin at my mart.

08:55I'm not hustling.

08:56I'm not homeless.

08:59That's my car.

09:01What the hell are you doing?

09:02Why you gotta blow up my spot?

09:03Look, dude, I...

09:04Man, he thought we were college, don't man.

09:05Oh, I didn't know you guys were trying to buy beer.

09:06I'm sorry.

09:10Yeah, let's go.

09:12What are you doing?

09:13Ooh, what do we got here?

09:14Yeah, what do you got?

09:15What do you got?

09:15Hector.

09:16Oh, shit.

09:16Someone has freakin' diarrhea.

09:20Hey, we should call him Rhea.

09:23Dude, it's for my grandma.

09:25Oh, it's for your grandma?

09:26Oh, shit.

09:27I'm sorry, man.

09:28Hey, you want it?

09:29Hey, you can take all that shit.

09:30Take that.

09:31Yeah.

09:35Bitch.

09:37Asshole.

09:39What'd you say, Rhea?

09:41I didn't say anything.

09:43That's brute, Kai.

09:46Oh, what?

09:47You crying?

09:48Hey, where you going, pussy?

09:50Hey!

09:52Watch your car, man.

09:53Who's this dude?

09:54Just leave the dork alone.

09:56What?

09:57See this guy?

09:59Eating his dinner at the mini-mart like a bum?

10:02Wait, I think I know this guy.

10:04He's the jerk-off that cleaned my dad's septic tank.

10:06Oh!

10:07That explains why he smells like shit!

10:10You guys are pissing off the wrong guy on the wrong day, alright?

10:13Oh, really?

10:14Really.

10:14Get the hell out of here, loser.

10:26Let's get him!

10:46Holy shit, how did you...

10:53What's the matter?

10:54Have you trouble breathing?

10:59Is that all you got, ladies?

11:00Come on, guys. Let's go.

11:02Get over me!

11:14What's the matter? Have you trouble breathing?

11:16Hey! Get off the kick!

11:18Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

11:19It's not a fault!

11:51Hey, I just wanted to say thank you.

11:54All right. Well, you said it.

11:57So last night, was that like Taekwondo or Jiu-Jitsu or MMA or something?

12:01It's karate. Old school karate.

12:05Do you think you could teach me?

12:07What? No.

12:09What? Come on. When school starts, those guys are going to make my life miserable.

12:12That's not my problem.

12:14Look, if I just knew a little bit of what you knew, then I would be...

12:17Forget it. I don't do karate anymore. All right? Besides, I need to find a job.

12:22Well, you could open your own karate school.

12:24It's called a dojo.

12:25Well, you could open your own dojo.

12:26Look, I'm not getting into this with you. All right?

12:28I'm not even sure I'm allowed to be around kids right now.

12:31All right. You want my advice? Stop being so annoying.

12:34Maybe you'll stop getting your ass kicked.

12:38Okay.

12:45You got it on court?

12:46Yes, ma'am. That's correct, your honor.

12:48Who the hell are you?

12:50You know those little red stickers that say further reduced?

12:54That means spoiled.

12:56You know that, right?

12:58You're eating bad meat, boy.

13:00What the hell are you doing in my apartment, Sid?

13:02Oh, that's some thank you.

13:05Who do you think bailed you out again?

13:08Never asked you for anything.

13:10I think that little incident of Applebee's

13:13would have taught you to keep your hands to yourself.

13:19You know, when I met your mom,

13:24she really knocked my socks off.

13:28Beautiful, blonde, tan, tight.

13:36Little did I know I'd be taking care of her schmuck kid forever.

13:41Yes, Sid. You were the stepfather of the century.

13:44Wow. High praise.

13:46Coming from a world-class daddy like you.

13:51How old is Robbie now?

13:5215? 16?

13:54When's the last time you saw him?

13:56Just get the hell out of here, man.

13:57Get the hell out of here when I'm goddamn good and ready.

14:00Sid.

14:01What?

14:01Blood pressure.

14:02Oh, keep watching your bullshit judge show.

14:05Will you, Rhonda?

14:06And stay out of this.

14:07Jeez.

14:08God.

14:10This is why I'm here.

14:15What's this?

14:16You know, I told you, Mama,

14:18I take care of you always,

14:20but in this case,

14:23I think even she would cut me some slack.

14:27I'm buying you out of my life.

14:30I'd rather be homeless than take money from you.

14:32Oh, well, hell.

14:34Yeah, okay.

14:35Yeah, yeah, yeah.

14:36Rhonda!

14:38Lunchtime!

14:40Call Arch!

14:42See if they got their belly locks.

14:48I'd say get your life in order,

14:51but, uh,

14:53at this point,

14:55you like the meat in your fridge.

14:57I'd rather be homeless than you.

15:05Chaffee!

15:06Chaffee, where are you?

15:07Just put in that tape.

15:08That's an order.

15:09Nothing you can do about me.

15:10Chaffee, I wanna help you.

15:11Where are you?

15:12Climb high, like I told you.

15:17Doug, I ain't gonna make it.

15:29A bunch of things must have gone wrong

15:32if you're listening to this.

15:34Whatever happened,

15:35I know you must be real scared.

15:38Right now,

15:39you're probably filled with all the doubts in the world.

15:43But I'm gonna tell you something, Dougie.

15:45God doesn't give people things

15:47he doesn't want them to use.

15:50And he gave you

15:51the touch.

15:54It's a power you have inside of you.

15:56Down there where you keep your guts, boy.

15:59It's all you need to blast your way in

16:01and get back what they took from you.

16:05Banzai!

16:06Daniel LaRusso here for LaRusso Auto,

16:08bringing you specials on all of our inventory.

16:11We have an excess of Jeep Grand Cherokee's price to go.

16:15Get a lease for only...

16:16Nah, make that.

16:19Now, yes, we are chopping prices

16:21on all of our Hondas, Nissans, Acuras, and Audis.

16:28So come visit any of our locations

16:30in Tarzana, Woodland Hills, North Hollywood,

16:33or Sherman Oaks.

16:34And as always,

16:35every customer leaves

16:37with their very own bonsai tree.

16:39LaRusso Auto Group,

16:42we kicked the competition.

17:03Daylight, oh,

17:06I don't know.

17:08I don't know if it's real.

17:11It's been a long night

17:13And something in life

17:15You won't show

17:16You won't show how you feel

17:20No time

17:22At the same time

17:24To talk about the reasons

17:26Why you and I fight

17:29It's my time

17:31To draw the line

17:33Put an end to this game

17:35Before it's too late

17:37Head game

17:39It's you and me, baby

17:42Head games

17:44And I can't take it anymore

17:46Head games

17:48I'm going to play the

17:51Head games

17:52Yeah, I can't, I can't

17:55My day dreams

17:57For hours it seems

18:00I keep thinking of you

18:02Yeah, thinking of you

18:04These day dreams

18:08They keep haunting me

18:11Are they wanting me

18:30Second place is no place, they're off

18:33That sucks, I did my best

18:34What did you say?

18:35I said I did my best

18:36You're nothing, you're lost

18:37You're a loser

18:38No, you're the loser, man

18:39Oh, I'm the loser, huh?

18:41Yeah

18:44Now who's a loser?

18:45You know, you're really sick, man

18:47Hey, hey

18:48Hey, come on

18:49Hey, don't

18:52How does second place feel now, huh?

18:55Come on, he can't breathe

18:56Mind your business

18:57You're going to kill him

18:58Sensei, please

18:59You're hurting him

19:01How does second place feel now, huh?

19:06Oh my gosh

19:07Yasmin, I told you

19:08You shouldn't be on your phone

19:09What the

19:11What are we going to do, guys?

19:12What are we going to do?

19:13We have to call the police

19:13You can't, my parents will kill me

19:14What the hell are you doing?

19:17What are you

19:17What are you doing?

19:19Open the door

19:22Hey, where do you think you're going?

19:26Where do you think you're going?

19:39Take care of her

19:40She's a classic

19:41Mm-hmm

19:44Hey, where do I pick it up?

19:45It's on the card

19:52LaRusso

19:53No, no, no

19:54Hey, hey

19:58Oh, come on

20:00Bye-bye

20:04Bye-bye

20:09Bye-bye

20:16Bye-bye

20:17Bye-bye

20:18Bye-bye

20:19Bye-bye

20:27Bye-bye

20:40How you doing, sir?

20:41Would you be interested in this?

20:51Would you all sit?

20:52Thanks so much.

20:53Have a great day.

20:56Hi.

20:56Welcome to LaRusso.

20:57How can I help you?

20:58I just need to pick up my car.

21:03I might have been in a hurry.

21:05Oh, this came in last night?

21:07It's going to be at least a couple weeks, but we'll call you with an estimate.

21:10No, no, no.

21:10My car was not supposed to come here.

21:12Okay, I want to tow to a different body shop.

21:14Why?

21:15We have the number one service team in the Valley.

21:18We beat all prices.

21:19We kick the competition.

21:20Yeah, yeah.

21:21I've heard it a million times.

21:22I just prefer to do my business elsewhere.

21:26And here are the watering instructions.

21:28Thanks again for being returning customers.

21:29Before you go, Mr. LaRusso wanted to thank you personally.

21:33I'm going to go get him.

21:34Can you hurry it up?

21:35I've got to go.

21:36Hold on.

21:38It says your car's in one of our intake lots.

21:41I'll just figure out which one.

21:42You know what?

21:42I'll come back tomorrow.

21:43Look, sir, I...

21:51Johnny?

21:53Johnny?

21:58Johnny Lawrence.

21:59I...

22:00I...

22:00I knew it was you.

22:02Holy...

22:03How the hell are you?

22:04Hey, man.

22:06Oh, my God.

22:07Look at you.

22:08You still got those golden locks, eh?

22:11God, this is crazy.

22:12How you been?

22:14Great, man.

22:14Thanks.

22:15I've been great.

22:15That's great.

22:16That's...

22:16Hey, Anoush.

22:17Come here.

22:18Louie, get over here.

22:19I want you to meet somebody.

22:19I gotta go.

22:20No, no, no, no.

22:20This is Johnny Lawrence.

22:22He and I go way back, right, buddy?

22:24This guy was the toughest dude in my high school.

22:26When I first moved here from Jersey, he and I...

22:29We got into it a little bit.

22:31This guy really had it in for me.

22:34Yeah, well, you did move in on that girl.

22:36Well, she actually wasn't really a girl anymore, was she?

22:42I mean...

22:43Ah, all right.

22:44It's all water under the bridge.

22:45Wait, is this the karate guy?

22:46The guy from the tournament?

22:47Oh, this is the guy whose ass you kicked.

22:50Listen, it was a really close match, but if you want to get technical, I'd kick his face.

22:56I'm just busting your chops.

22:58It was an illegal kid.

23:00Oh, illegal?

23:01Really?

23:01Come on.

23:02What about that elbow to my knee?

23:03Yeah, I got a warning.

23:04You got the win.

23:04Whoa, whoa, whoa.

23:05No fighting in the showroom, guys.

23:07All right.

23:08Back to work.

23:09All right.

23:09Nice meeting you.

23:09Let's go.

23:10Get back to work.

23:11Enough reminiscing, right?

23:13So what brings you in?

23:14You're looking for a new ride?

23:15He wants his car towed to a different body shop.

23:18Oh, no, no.

23:19Johnny, we've got the best prices in town.

23:21That crook at Kohl's on Van Nuys, he's going to try to screw you over.

23:23Sheila, let me see this.

23:26Pontiac?

23:29Firebird.

23:31Well, someone did a real number on this thing.

23:33Maybe it's time for an upgrade.

23:35Why don't we walk the lot?

23:36I could give you a great deal on a certified pre-order.

23:37I just want my car.

23:40All right.

23:41All right.

23:42All right.

23:42You got it.

23:42All right?

23:43Let me see how low I can get this repair.

23:45Friends and family.

23:47My own personal code.

23:52You know what?

23:53It's on the house.

23:54No way, man.

23:55I don't need your charity.

23:56No, no, no.

23:56You be doing me a favor.

23:57Our guys aren't used to working on a car like this.

23:59They could use the practice.

24:00You could use the repairs.

24:01This is way more.

24:02I said I'll handle it.

24:04All right.

24:06Okay, but it's...

24:07John, it's going to cost more than the car is worth.

24:14Listen, don't worry about it, John.

24:15It's my pleasure.

24:16All right?

24:17Okay?

24:18Just hang here a second.

24:19I got something for you.

24:20One minute.

24:24Hey, Dad.

24:24Good to see you here.

24:29Open the door!

24:32You've got to be kidding me.

24:34Of course.

24:35Go ahead.

24:36In the office, I think.

24:36See you later.

24:37Okay.

24:38Hey, Johnny, wait up.

24:40Johnny.

24:41Wait up.

24:47Every customer gets one.

24:49Come on.

24:50And hey, look.

24:52I don't blame you for what happened back in the day.

24:54All right?

24:55I know that wasn't you.

24:56It was Cobra Kai.

24:57We're all better off without it.

24:59Am I right?

25:00All right.

25:00Take care of yourself.

25:01And I'll call you when the car is ready.

25:02Okay?

25:03This is crazy.

25:04You look...

25:04It's good to see you, man.

25:06All right.

25:09All right.

25:14All right.

25:34Are you sure you're ready?

25:36Because once you go down this path, there's no turning back.

25:39You're going to be my karate teacher?

25:40No.

25:44I'm going to be your sensei.

25:50I'm going to teach you the style of karate that was taught to me.

25:54A method of fighting your pussy generation desperately needs.

25:57Good luck.

25:58It's all over.

25:59All right?

26:04I'm not just going to teach you how to conquer your fears.

26:08I'm going to teach you how to awaken the snake within you.

26:11And once you do that, you'll be the one who's feared.

26:21You'll build strength.

26:25You'll learn discipline.

26:29And when the time is right...

26:33You'll strike back.

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