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00:00:12You
00:00:13You know pretty woman hard to get along with the ugly woman easy, you know, they don't want them trouble,
00:00:17you know
00:00:19They do anything cook all night for you
00:00:23And I had bad luck with me y'all don't know oh
00:00:26Oh, you don't know you meet woman with these kids that can't even get none. Go girl house, what?
00:00:31Four in the morning, four o'clock in the morning, little kid still up
00:00:36Drinking coffee and taking no door
00:00:39You start yawning, they're gonna look at your ass, talking about can't hang, huh?
00:00:43We, baby kid
00:00:55Don't get up
00:00:56Don't get up
00:00:57You know we gon' get up
00:00:58Don't get up
00:00:59You know we gon' get up
00:01:05I want to pick up the nickname, here she got four more keys
00:01:09I said, uh...
00:01:14Who keyed to them?
00:01:16She said, those are bae-man keys
00:01:18Those are bae-man keys
00:01:19We're all the ones we came
00:01:21Hey, don't get up
00:01:22You know we gon' get up
00:01:24You know we gon' get up
00:01:26Don't get up
00:01:27You know we gon' get up
00:01:28Don't get up
00:01:29You know we gon' get up
00:01:30I want to get up
00:01:30People always be feel the sound
00:01:34Cause we're nine years old
00:01:37And what's it in a year?
00:01:39We always do
00:01:41What people don't expect
00:01:43We're off the mark
00:01:45With no regrets
00:01:49There's some guy out there, some white guy out there, thought they were my kid.
00:01:54Hello, baby man.
00:01:57Bro, brother, uh, bro ham?
00:02:02Now tell me, are those your kids?
00:02:05No, no way, they're not my kids.
00:02:08Those baby kids.
00:02:10Who's happening?
00:02:11Who's happening?
00:02:15Who's happening?
00:02:20Who's happening?
00:02:27Rip it up, tear it up, know it doesn't matter what it is, cause these kids a little bad, but
00:02:32here they come like a bum, hope you're any low, cause the train from L.A.
00:02:35ain't no joke mark the dawn don't forget your own three bad bubbles got it going on huh here's
00:02:41the flavor nothing can save you when they own their worst behavior can't nobody can't nobody
00:02:47and i want to turn my radio on man they're trying to take my radio while i'm listening
00:02:56little girl say put the radio back you know damn well we can't give it no more eight tracks put
00:03:01it
00:03:01back
00:03:02i've been keeping my cool but tonight i'm gonna let my heart down and get down with deep down
00:03:15home blue you cannot eat hot links on the bar hey mister that beer has been here since 12
00:03:27o'clock this afternoon you either order again or you got to go i'm sorry i got some money
00:03:32spending people coming in here and there's a rumor that all these low-life dead beasts ain't
00:03:37never spending hey if you don't go somewhere and sit down i'm gonna knock you down you know
00:03:41that you about to get on my last nerve
00:03:50what's wrong robin woman trouble get it off your chest i don't want to talk about it
00:04:02come on man you'll feel better come on boy get it off your chest
00:04:09i don't want to talk about it man you can't walk around with problems staying inside you the best
00:04:15thing to do is let it out you'll feel better well not right now i really ain't got nothing to
00:04:20say
00:04:20all right
00:04:22all right i knew she was trouble i should have known her when i meant it was at her funeral
00:04:40because everybody was glad he was there
00:04:42He was about 4'3", he wore those high-haired shoes all the time.
00:04:46He was about 5'6", but, you know, when that truck hit him, he'd cut it down a little bit.
00:04:51Oh! Look at this brick house.
00:04:54Yeah!
00:04:56She's so fine, she make you want to get a dime with benefits.
00:05:01Mmm, mmm, mmm.
00:05:03Mmm!
00:05:04Mmm!
00:05:05Mmm!
00:05:07I'm on it.
00:05:09I'm on it.
00:05:09I just got you off.
00:05:10I'm going to go over the lady, boy.
00:05:12Let's go over the lady, man.
00:05:14I got my clothes.
00:05:15I wanted some cream in two minutes.
00:05:16Oh!
00:05:19Diana, I got a lot of cream in there.
00:05:21Let's play the game.
00:05:22I'm playing the game, man.
00:05:23You just look at this.
00:05:24Hit that!
00:05:25Just drop something down.
00:05:26Nah, nah.
00:05:27If it's Beverly Hills, we don't play that.
00:05:29I'm going to take all your money.
00:05:30That's what I'm going to do.
00:05:31That boy's crazy.
00:05:32Look, look, look, look.
00:05:32Ain't he crazy?
00:05:33Look who just walked in here.
00:05:34Hey, Robert!
00:05:35Come on over here, man.
00:05:36You've been working last week.
00:05:37Come on, lose some of that money.
00:05:39Oh, no.
00:05:39Only way I lose some of y'all if I had a hole in my pocket.
00:05:42Just sit down and quit trying to look at everybody's hands.
00:05:45Shut up, old fat fool.
00:05:47Look at you.
00:05:47You know, you so big, don't even know if you're walking or rolling.
00:05:49I'm not fat.
00:05:50I'm pleasantly plump.
00:05:51I'm just telling you that.
00:05:52Boy, I'm so glad that damn Walter is dead.
00:05:55Who ain't?
00:05:56Only reason his well is over there crying because he didn't leave her no life insurance.
00:06:01Yeah!
00:06:03Don't be shaming.
00:06:04Don't be shaming.
00:06:04I'm sorry.
00:06:04It ain't because he died on me money, isn't ya?
00:06:07Walt owed everybody money.
00:06:08I'm going to tell y'all something about Walter.
00:06:10That Walter was so cheap he wouldn't spend a lovely evening.
00:06:16Wait a minute.
00:06:17Wait a minute.
00:06:17Who?
00:06:18Who's that girl in that black dress?
00:06:20Good God of mine.
00:06:22Mm, mm, mm.
00:06:23Which one?
00:06:23With the brains.
00:06:26Oh, huh?
00:06:27She's Walter's secretary.
00:06:29I bet she can't type a stroke.
00:06:31Tight?
00:06:31I don't think she had to type.
00:06:34Hey, Rudy, uh, ain't your wife a secretary?
00:06:37Don't stop this stuff now.
00:06:39I'm trying to win this game.
00:06:41Uh-oh.
00:06:42Here she comes.
00:06:50You all ever notice that Walter's smell?
00:06:52You know how I smell them in there?
00:06:53That new deodorant all.
00:06:54No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:06:56Wait a minute.
00:06:56No, no, no, no.
00:06:57Get this!
00:06:58You sure look good in black, baby.
00:07:01Different direction.
00:07:02When a person is dead, you can talk about him.
00:07:06She puts me in the mind of Players Magazine.
00:07:091973.
00:07:11Hamgreens!
00:07:12Whoo!
00:07:14That's the one.
00:07:15That's the one.
00:07:16That's the one.
00:07:16There's nothing wrong with Billy.
00:07:17I know it's hard now.
00:07:18Mm-hmm.
00:07:21If you need me, call me.
00:07:23Okay?
00:07:23I'm paying to be advised.
00:07:25Come on with it, everyone.
00:07:26I want to tell you.
00:07:27Okay, y'all.
00:07:28I gotta go because, uh, while I'll be at work tomorrow,
00:07:30y'all be in the bed dreaming about a job.
00:07:33We used to be dreaming.
00:07:34We ain't gonna be hauling nobody else's trash.
00:07:35That's for sure.
00:07:38You know I like funerals.
00:07:39I'm glad I went to a funeral.
00:07:40I'll be glad when I go to yours.
00:07:46Uh, excuse me, miss.
00:07:48Uh, I didn't catch the name.
00:07:49Didn't throw it.
00:07:50Well, my name is Robin.
00:07:52Robin.
00:07:53Hmm.
00:07:54That explains the red vest.
00:07:57Huh?
00:07:57Oh, I like the bird.
00:07:59Cute.
00:08:00A little festive for this event, though.
00:08:03Shoot.
00:08:04I don't care nothing about me, Walter.
00:08:05I could've come to Walter's funeral in my drawers.
00:08:13Pretty late for a woman to be catching the bus all along.
00:08:16Do you need a ride?
00:08:17No, thank you.
00:08:18I have a car.
00:08:19Well, mind giving me one, then?
00:08:27Well, that sure was a nice funeral, wasn't it?
00:08:31Well, that sure is a good sign you feel comfortable enough to give me a ride.
00:08:34Even though you don't know a damn thing about me.
00:08:37Cause I could be crazy, you know.
00:08:41I hate doing a favor for somebody who make you want to take it back.
00:08:45You know, like when you give somebody a ride and they got a warrant out on them.
00:08:49Hey!
00:08:50Hey!
00:08:50Tell her brother buckle up first!
00:08:52You trying to tell me something with that story?
00:08:55I'm just trying to tell you a funny story.
00:08:57Trying to amuse you, but you trying to kill me and this little thing.
00:09:00Sorry.
00:09:01You made me nervous.
00:09:03Well, you ain't the only one.
00:09:05Who was your maid?
00:09:08She said she had to pick up her son at the babysitter.
00:09:13And I asked, why did she just have a husband to watch the kid?
00:09:17After all, a good father should be one to spend some quality time with his kids.
00:09:22When that becomes your business, I'll ask your advice.
00:09:26She said she was divorced.
00:09:29Once I saw the kid, I knew I had it made.
00:09:32Cause you know I'm good with kids.
00:09:36Hey, little buddy.
00:09:38What did you do tonight, huh?
00:09:41Man, I don't even know you.
00:09:42Leon!
00:09:43Sorry.
00:09:44We watch videos.
00:09:45Oh, I got a movie you should watch next time.
00:09:47It's called Dolomite.
00:09:49It's about these peps.
00:09:50Now why do you think I'm going to let my son see one of those killer pep movies?
00:09:55Oh, you must not have seen Dolomite.
00:09:56Cause that movie will teach you to appreciate poetry.
00:10:00Way down in the jungle deep.
00:10:03The bad ass mice stuffed on the signified mother's feet.
00:10:08Dolomite, my man.
00:10:09You know, that's romantic.
00:10:13Anyway, I can tell he was a nice kid, but she was shouting a little too much.
00:10:17But she couldn't help to see how good we was getting along.
00:10:29So, um, Dakota State is playing down at the arena room next Friday,
00:10:33and I would love for you to come with me, but I wouldn't know what to call you.
00:10:38Jamaica.
00:10:39Jamaica.
00:10:39Oh, Jamaica.
00:10:41What's so hot as Dakota at the Riga, sir?
00:10:44And find a babysitter on a Friday night?
00:10:46If you want to get better acquainted with me and my son,
00:10:49you should take us somewhere more appropriate.
00:10:53Like, um...
00:10:55Oh, Fun World.
00:10:56Fun World?
00:10:57Yeah.
00:10:58So I said no problem.
00:11:00I'll pick y'all up Saturday at 10.
00:11:01No!
00:11:10I didn't have to get a kiss that night.
00:11:12Yeah!
00:11:14That night!
00:11:14But wait till he spend some money!
00:11:28I don't know what to do to me, but I gotta tell you, girl, if you love me, I'm not
00:11:37gonna be my son.
00:11:38Look at this cheap banger.
00:11:41So I go was to pick her up the next day.
00:11:44She got three more kids
00:11:48What's this?
00:11:50These are children
00:11:51Oh wait, you said you have a kid
00:11:53These are Bae Bae's kids
00:11:55This is LaShawn
00:11:57Oh, killer number one
00:12:00Oh
00:12:01Out of beat
00:12:02This is Kalia
00:12:05What's up, girl?
00:12:06What's up?
00:12:08You're a Farrah Shaka Khan
00:12:10Come on, man, give me up
00:12:11Okay, that's okay, okay
00:12:12Man, you don't know how to shake
00:12:13I said
00:12:14That's pitiful
00:12:15An old man like you
00:12:16Well, look at this
00:12:18Looks like a broken down sprain
00:12:21I'm gonna slap you with the two fingers on that
00:12:23I'm gonna tell you
00:12:24Oh, what the
00:12:30And this is Little Pee Wee
00:12:31Pee Wee, the OG
00:12:33OG?
00:12:34I slapped my F-O-O-T in your B-U-T
00:12:39Oh my goodness
00:12:40Those are double knit pants, aren't they?
00:12:42About to bring it back, huh?
00:12:44Look at this
00:12:46So, where's Bae Bae?
00:12:49She went downtown
00:12:50Well, how come she didn't take her little tribe with her?
00:12:52Don't worry about it
00:12:54She left $20 to get her kids into Fun World
00:12:57Bae Bae left $20?
00:12:59What's $20?
00:13:00$20 ain't enough gas to put in my car
00:13:02He don't look too happy to see us, do he, LaShawn?
00:13:05She's gonna leave $20 here for me to take these 80 kids out
00:13:10Hey, shut up
00:13:11Come on, Robin
00:13:12The kids can't wait
00:13:13I can't either
00:13:14This gonna be fun
00:13:17Hey, Gwen, darling
00:13:18Look at me when I'm talking to you
00:13:20I'm not even about it
00:13:24Look at me when I'm talking to you
00:13:27No, you're not even about it
00:13:29I'm not even about it
00:13:49Hey, look, what's up, bro?
00:13:53Mom, don't be a tattletale.
00:13:55And Meccas lose a little respect that we do have for you.
00:13:58What's wrong, Leon?
00:14:00Nothing.
00:14:06Ow!
00:14:07Ow, man, why you always messing with me?
00:14:09Cuz she likes you.
00:14:10I do not.
00:14:11It's just cuz...
00:14:11She makes you cute.
00:14:13I ain't gone.
00:14:13You're on a little run like they are.
00:14:15She can't wait for you to grow up.
00:14:17I had enough!
00:14:18Hey, now y'all break it up back there.
00:14:21Don't worry, man.
00:14:22Once we get there, everything will be just fine.
00:14:25Just fine.
00:14:41Come on, Leon.
00:14:42Wake up, sweetie.
00:14:43We almost here.
00:14:45Wake up, kids.
00:14:51Robin, you can slow down now.
00:14:54We here.
00:14:56Robin!
00:14:57Robin, wake up!
00:15:05Thank you, ma'am.
00:15:06You have a fun time now.
00:15:10Step out of the car.
00:15:12Now, sir, you came to quite an abrupt stop.
00:15:16Carrying any illegal substances?
00:15:19Concealed fruits?
00:15:20Hey, hey!
00:15:21Vegetables?
00:15:22No, I left that at home with the gun.
00:15:24Stay right there.
00:15:25You're trying to make me feel like a king, huh?
00:15:28Everyone's king at Fun World, sir.
00:15:30Mmm-hmm.
00:15:32Don't even try it.
00:15:39God, I hate kids.
00:15:44Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to Fun World.
00:15:48Thirty-five dollars?
00:15:50That's for the whole group, right?
00:15:54One, two, three.
00:15:58Fuck.
00:15:59Chameka, give me that twenty dollars, baby.
00:16:01Have a nice thing.
00:16:05Well, look what we have here.
00:16:07Are you starting trouble?
00:16:09Definitely a troublemaker.
00:16:11He's a four-fifteen in progress.
00:16:14Hmm, four-fifteen.
00:16:15Man, fuck off my tip.
00:16:16I was just getting a drink of water.
00:16:17Watch that hostile attitude.
00:16:19We'll ask the questions here.
00:16:20What's this on your hat?
00:16:22It looks like some sort of gang insignia.
00:16:25Look.
00:16:25I ain't in no gang.
00:16:27Now give me back my hat.
00:16:28I said give me back my hat.
00:16:30Ow!
00:16:32Oh, Lord, you're worth it.
00:16:34You're worth it.
00:16:35Oh.
00:16:37You just remember.
00:16:39We'll be watching you.
00:16:42You troublemaking delinquent.
00:16:46Nine, nine, seven.
00:16:49Nine, nine, eight.
00:16:51Nine, nine.
00:16:54Two hundred.
00:16:57Don't act like you don't want it.
00:17:03What do you say to Mr. Harris, kids?
00:17:10Here are your tickets, programs, maps, senior citizen discount cards, tennis shoes, a basketball,
00:17:17mugs, decals, bumper stickers, coupons, napkins, swizzle sticks, visor, sweatband, and a t-shirt.
00:17:23Please familiarize and observe the rules while in Fun World.
00:17:27No running.
00:17:28No jumping.
00:17:29No yelling.
00:17:30No cutting in line.
00:17:32No grumbling.
00:17:33No stealing.
00:17:34That means you.
00:17:35No breaking things and putting them back like nothing happened.
00:17:39No sad faces, bad attitudes, introspective moments, irritation at the mindless happiness of the masses, and no littering.
00:17:48Is that clear?
00:17:50Enjoy your stay.
00:17:52All right, now.
00:17:53Don't run around and work a bad appetite, because I ain't fear you, little evil.
00:17:56And don't touch a damn thing.
00:17:58Move!
00:17:59Yeah!
00:18:06I don't mind.
00:18:08How come we can't never find our name?
00:18:10Yeah, I know.
00:18:11Poor girl's name is Sean.
00:18:12How come we don't have a license plate?
00:18:15C-Caleel?
00:18:16You the kind of kid that ain't never been nowhere, cause baby ain't talk to you, just don't care.
00:18:21The case is clear that you don't know how to act, but you better learn quick, or I'll take you
00:18:25right back.
00:18:27I'm not having you run around here like some heathens.
00:18:29If you think about crowling, I'mma think about leaving, but they just started, and I'm tired of this.
00:18:34I'm not your daddy, and I ain't having it.
00:18:37Warning.
00:18:38You have activated a maximum security system.
00:18:41Do not panic.
00:18:42You don't have to ever worry about.
00:18:54Come on!
00:19:24You want to start a fight?
00:19:25I'm ready for war, I'll pack your rug and bust back in the car, roll up the winners with no
00:19:30air conditioning, blacking out for me, and y'all gon' be wishing that you never, ever thought of this town.
00:19:37You fool is showing up, so when I say stop, y'all better quit. I'm not your daddy, and I
00:19:44ain't having it.
00:19:46He ain't having it, he ain't having it.
00:19:50Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:20:01Excuse me, sir, but I have to charge you for the items your kids manhandled in the store.
00:20:09Oh, where did Pee Wee go?
00:20:12I said Jack.
00:20:14Oh, you ain't gonna talk, huh?
00:20:15Come here, little.
00:20:16If you don't tell me where your little brother is, I'm about to beat the black off here,
00:20:20and you're gonna look lighter than Michael Jackson.
00:20:22So where is he?
00:20:23Where is he?
00:20:26Now, I'm not the one you want to try.
00:20:29I'll take your behind and make your behind cry.
00:20:32You get no appeals.
00:20:33Burgers are unpleased. Don't care if you're sorry. I'll make it all you need.
00:20:37Not a threat, not a promise, but a notch of fact.
00:20:40I ain't your daddy, and I ain't having it.
00:20:43He ain't having it.
00:20:46He ain't having it.
00:20:49He ain't having it.
00:20:51He ain't having it.
00:21:15But what's just playin'?
00:21:17Other kids are playin' too.
00:21:19Set up again, I'm gonna drop you like a bad habit, hear that?
00:21:23Yeah.
00:21:24Test tube, baby.
00:21:26can we eat man i'm hungry we were too excited to have breakfast yeah that's it baby don't
00:21:32keep nothing in her fridge i'll tell you jameika that baby she's getting on my nerves and i ain't
00:21:39even met the child these poor children look at them starving they'd be better off in ethiopia
00:21:46mom said knock you out i'm gonna knock you out mama said knock you out
00:21:56hello robin long time no see hi don't you i've been meaning to call you but uh my phone got
00:22:05shut off
00:22:06funny i always get your machine when i call oh i can get income but i just can't die don't
00:22:12worry
00:22:12i'm not gonna sweat you for my alimony check i'm just here to have fun just like you oh robin
00:22:18this
00:22:18is my friend vivian oh lord i don't remember one damn quite an appetite you got there oh yeah well
00:22:29you know i came with some people but that was quick was i thought yeah i gotta go food's getting
00:22:37cold
00:22:38food ain't the only thing cold around here
00:22:44you know he still love you hmm was she born to torture me look at her can't even wear high
00:22:53hell shoes just sliding and sliding all over the place smoke coming out look like a train coming
00:22:58down the aisle i met one time she went in the lane bride um i'd like to see something to
00:23:02fit me
00:23:03so he looked at me too seeing that skis that made me feel even better about being with janita
00:23:09she's about something but what about the kids the kids you kidding me those kids must have missed a few
00:23:16meals they were eating so fast i had to spit on my food to keep them from taking mine sorry
00:23:24about that
00:23:24man so then i took him on a scariest ride in the park and that kept him behaving
00:23:45no no no no no no no no
00:23:59no
00:24:02it's up
00:24:02oh
00:24:08you're the last time i take you
00:24:11Oh, and these crazy kids, oh, anywhere.
00:24:16And slow down, slow down, slow down.
00:24:26Bye, Leon.
00:24:38Hey, this is fun, right?
00:24:47Okay, you can pull the cord now.
00:24:50The cord!
00:24:51This cord right here.
00:24:56Oh, no!
00:25:27What's the matter, cafe?
00:25:45I'm just glad it didn't happen on a roller coaster.
00:25:48You would have got me too.
00:25:50Thank you, Mr. Harris.
00:25:52Oh, you're welcome, son.
00:25:54Just lay off them chili dogs.
00:26:02Come on, boy. Clear, cloud, whatever your name is, you're next.
00:26:06Father Faker.
00:26:11Since the kids started acting civilized, we let them go off on their own.
00:26:14And me and Jameka took a little boat trip.
00:26:30Mama, I want to go with you.
00:26:33You can't be with us now, sweetie.
00:26:36Now just run along and play with your friends.
00:26:38Friends? Those are not my friends.
00:26:40I hate when you babysit Bebe's kids.
00:26:43Why couldn't we go to Fun World alone?
00:26:46Oh, honey.
00:26:47Leon, come here.
00:26:50Now I know you don't like Bebe's kids.
00:26:53I don't like them kids either.
00:26:55But you all don't have to like each other.
00:26:58But they do have to respect you.
00:27:00Now that's something I can't make them do, Leon.
00:27:02You have to do it for yourself.
00:27:06How do I get respect?
00:27:08Easy.
00:27:09Don't worry about what they think about you.
00:27:11Just do what you do best, and then you'll win respect on your own terms.
00:27:17That's it?
00:27:18Yeah.
00:27:19Oh, and one other thing.
00:27:21If you get into a fight, don't fight fair.
00:27:23Get a blip and knock the hell out of them kids.
00:27:27Robin, I heard you.
00:27:29All right, little man.
00:27:30Have a good time.
00:27:32And remember what I said.
00:27:34Bye, Mama.
00:27:36Thanks, Mr. Harris.
00:27:40I don't mean to get in your business.
00:27:42But maybe you should sign Leon up for some karate classes.
00:27:45Boy, it kind of sucks.
00:27:49Step right up, young fella.
00:27:51Give it up.
00:27:52Good hit now.
00:27:54That's the best you can do.
00:27:56You'll have to come back in a couple years.
00:27:57Come on, now.
00:27:58Move along.
00:27:59Move along.
00:28:00Who will be next to test their strength?
00:28:02Step right up.
00:28:04Look who's back.
00:28:05Little Leon.
00:28:06Welcome back, weenie.
00:28:09Oh, yeah.
00:28:10Here he is.
00:28:11The weenie man.
00:28:13You ready?
00:28:14I thought you was gonna hang around on your mama leg all day.
00:28:17At least my mama's here.
00:28:18Ooh.
00:28:19Yeah, well, your mama ain't gonna be here to catch you when I knock you out.
00:28:22So you better watch your mouth because you're talking about our mama.
00:28:25Yeah, what's up with that, man?
00:28:27Yeah.
00:28:39Hey, kids.
00:28:41Time for another cartoon cavalcade at Fun World Playhouse on Fleece Street with plenty of free popcorn.
00:28:48Come on.
00:28:49Come on.
00:28:49Let's get a good seat.
00:28:51Don't try to change the subject.
00:28:54So what up with that?
00:28:55Y'all gonna scrap or give a hug?
00:28:58Go on.
00:28:59Kiss him.
00:29:03He's got a good guy.
00:29:07Let's run.
00:29:08We just pressing on our face.
00:29:11Hey, Daddy, where are you?
00:29:12Oh, yeah.
00:29:13Play it right here.
00:29:14Yeah.
00:29:15We got a good one, baby.
00:29:17Like no other.
00:29:18you guys play too much you really have been sweet with the kids today
00:29:48robin jamika is baby your sister no is she your cousin um is her man your long shot baby is
00:29:58a friend
00:29:58shoot i would want somebody to help me if i had problems like she does they got correctional
00:30:04facilities for problems like that jamika they just need a strong man in their life you got any kids
00:30:11nope ever been married do you want kids hell no especially if they turn out to be like babies
00:30:21kids but you know you're really good with them well not that i like you for the kids
00:30:28i like you sometimes it just don't seem like the right things happen to the right people
00:30:34or the right people just don't be at the right place at the right time
00:30:37like the white people in my sales band rabbit i mean baby hold up jamika that's enough talk
00:30:44about baby i only know one thing i'm definitely in the right place at the right time right now
00:30:55so it's good to have a big hips over oh are you crazy
00:31:06i'm a funny sensation
00:31:10i've been here just like this before
00:31:15if this is any indication
00:31:24i don't have a lot
00:31:27i don't have a lot to give you
00:31:30i ain't putting on no air
00:31:34but if you'll just let me be with you
00:31:38love has
00:31:39we can share
00:31:43yeah
00:31:44cause we got so much in common
00:31:47we could be two of a kind
00:31:50no matter how the chips may fall
00:31:54like a mother on the table
00:31:56like a hidden world with it together
00:32:00i'm gonna give you all my love
00:32:05i'm gonna give you all my ...
00:32:13my love
00:32:14i
00:32:19i'm gonna give you all my love
00:32:23i've got a feeling
00:32:25I'm gonna feel it, baby
00:32:27If you've got the time
00:32:30If you've got the time
00:32:32For a love revealing
00:32:34But saving nothing
00:32:37To happiness we will find
00:32:47I'm gonna give you all
00:32:55Hey, y'all can't leave me
00:32:56The little OG
00:33:00Hey, hey, hey, hey
00:33:03Hey, man
00:33:06Are you out of your mind?
00:33:07Over here
00:33:09Hey, up here
00:33:16Hey, Pee-wee, I froze you
00:33:22It's too hot to stay froze
00:33:25Ooh, I see a popsicle coming now
00:33:34Where are your parents?
00:33:37Yeah, your mommy and daddy
00:33:38Where you think that?
00:33:40Over your parents' house playing Pee-knuckle
00:33:42Another smart remark
00:33:44And you'll be ejected from Fun World
00:33:47Understand?
00:33:48Unsupervised minors are prohibited
00:33:50From engaging in unauthorized leisure activities
00:33:54Yeah, no laying around
00:33:55Shut up
00:33:56I do all the talking here
00:33:57All right
00:33:58We weren't in anybody's way, okay?
00:34:00The issue is not obstruction of walkways
00:34:02Oh, so you're trying to say
00:34:04We can't play free set?
00:34:06Correct
00:34:06However, we have a variety of engrossing
00:34:09Yeah, real scary exhibits
00:34:12Designed for your age demographic
00:34:14Allow me to escort you to my
00:34:17Personal favor
00:34:18Follow him
00:34:20Let's go, people
00:34:24Safety first
00:34:26Wrap him in tighter
00:34:27Good night, Gracie
00:34:28All clear here
00:34:30We're on our way back to headquarters
00:34:33Everything is A-okay
00:34:40Fun world turns on a basic assumption
00:34:43Even time after time
00:34:46Family dysfunction and compulsive consumption
00:34:49Are two sides of the same dime
00:34:52If our hand in your pants feels like a grand presumption
00:34:56That's where our fortune is found
00:34:58Because fools and all their money make fun world go round
00:35:07Overpressed merchandise galore
00:35:09Leave your wallet with this at the door
00:35:12Don't come out until you buy some more
00:35:15More, more, more, more
00:35:18The power of suggestion cannot be ignored
00:35:21So the saying goes
00:35:23And the carrot is mightier than the sword
00:35:27When it hangs in front of your nose
00:35:30We hope it's a carrot that you can afford
00:35:33Oh, no one under 17 admitted without parent or guardian
00:35:35Take care
00:35:44Whoa
00:36:09Just as I suspected
00:36:11Not as we suspected
00:36:13Get out of here
00:36:14Get out of here
00:36:14Get out of here
00:36:16Go
00:36:18Go
00:36:18Go
00:36:19Go
00:36:27Oh
00:36:46Oops
00:36:54Wow, who are you guys?
00:36:55We Bebe kids.
00:36:57Bebe's kids?
00:36:58Yeah, we don't dog, we multiply.
00:37:02Alright, who's he?
00:37:04He's just a punk.
00:37:06Man, I ain't no punk.
00:37:08Oh, so you down here?
00:37:09Yeah, or whatever.
00:37:13Hey, yo, can we be Bebe's kids?
00:37:19No, I'm punk, but you can hang with it for a while.
00:37:22Yeah, alright, let's do it, bitch.
00:37:30What's your name, man?
00:37:32My name's Winthrop.
00:37:34Winthrop?
00:37:35No, man, we calling you Opie.
00:37:38My name's Richie.
00:37:39Like the comic book, Richie?
00:37:41Dang, you guys got some corny names.
00:37:43What's your name?
00:37:45I'm the jawbreaker, the candy taker.
00:37:48It never gives school, I'm the food baker.
00:37:50Original man in a strange land.
00:37:52You never saw my butt on an American pen stand.
00:37:55The MC's name is Khalil.
00:37:57And if you can't spell it, you never will.
00:37:59A lot of provide up on the flavor you're lacking.
00:38:01But if you stop my flow, start straight jacking.
00:38:06Look!
00:38:08Straight jacking.
00:38:11Straight, straight, straight jacking.
00:38:13I'm the Sean.
00:38:14No, not Latifah, the men, no Mike.
00:38:16Just like Aretha.
00:38:18Cute little girl, but I fight like a man.
00:38:20I even better eye on my tights and say, yeah!
00:38:22Sean, Khalil, and Pee-wee, Wong, R-E-S.
00:38:26The T-C-C-T.
00:38:27Never slip it, or slide it, no Mac it, or slack it.
00:38:29Bebe's, kids.
00:38:31Straight jacking.
00:38:35We've got an assault on characters in section five.
00:38:38Order received.
00:38:39Jake, Jake, straight jacking.
00:38:41Shorty, the OG with all the clout.
00:38:44Lips smacking for what's under the blouse.
00:38:46Three years old and still drinking Similac.
00:38:48You smack me and I smack you back, punk.
00:38:50So now it's time for me to straight jack you all.
00:38:53And get busy like a city or hall.
00:38:55Taking a dunk can be so relaxing.
00:38:57Ooh, straight jacking.
00:39:01Hi, Losing Girl.
00:39:02I'm Rodney Logan.
00:39:04And I'm Tommy Toad.
00:39:06How are you doing today?
00:39:08It goes three for the trouble and two for the base.
00:39:11We Bebe's kids are real wrecking this place.
00:39:13Now all bad kids seem to always get spanked.
00:39:16So try it out with us, say it might get ganked.
00:39:18Release the balloons and act real funny.
00:39:20As we ride rides and robber spins money.
00:39:22To my posse, bump feet, no attacking.
00:39:25Hey, yo, T-A-Y.
00:39:26Straight jack.
00:39:27Oh.
00:39:28What's going on?
00:39:30Yeah, they dropped some money.
00:39:31It's you, bro.
00:39:33We just was...
00:39:34Oh, bro.
00:39:35You're just getting up.
00:39:37Oh, bro.
00:39:38You're on your own.
00:39:39Let's go!
00:39:42Oh.
00:39:44Oh.
00:39:45Oh, let's go!
00:39:46Oh, let's go!
00:39:47Oh, let's go!
00:39:53Oh, let's go!
00:39:54Oh, let's go!
00:39:57Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:39:59Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:40:01Whoa!
00:40:02Whoa!
00:40:03No, please!
00:40:03I've only got two, whoa!
00:40:05Whoa!
00:40:06Yeah, these'll work.
00:40:07We can use these to go swimming.
00:40:10Yeah, this is good.
00:40:11Yeah!
00:40:14Look!
00:40:15There they are!
00:40:16What?
00:40:17What?
00:40:18What?
00:40:19What?
00:40:24Oh, Robin, looks like there's some trouble.
00:40:26Trouble?
00:40:27Girl, you can cop.
00:40:28There ain't no kind of trouble.
00:40:29Well, maybe we should find the kids and make sure they're safe.
00:40:32Oh, them kids are all right, girls.
00:40:34I feel sorry for trouble if it wasn't to them kids.
00:40:42Hey!
00:40:46Hey, y'all, wait for me!
00:40:48Hey, Kenny, did you?
00:41:10Come on!
00:41:12Look out!
00:41:13What?
00:41:15Look out!
00:41:16Look out!
00:41:17Look out!
00:41:18Look out!
00:41:18Where's the cockroach?
00:41:19Put that down!
00:41:20Look out!
00:41:21Thank God they won't.
00:41:23Grab them!
00:41:24Grab them!
00:41:25Grab them!
00:41:26Oh!
00:41:26Oh, thank God.
00:41:28Are they?
00:41:28Oh, God.
00:41:31Come on, I think they're still behind us!
00:41:33This way, Richie!
00:41:35Get in!
00:41:35Just walk in your cars and secure your seatbelt today.
00:41:39Ever hear of the Alamo?
00:41:41Get your buskets ready, Davey!
00:41:43Keep driving!
00:41:43How long can we keep this up?
00:41:45Until babies can show up again, they'll know what to do.
00:41:49Look out!
00:41:50There's one over there!
00:41:51He's just up behind you!
00:41:55Oh!
00:41:56Oh!
00:41:56Oh!
00:41:56Oh!
00:41:57Oh!
00:41:58Oh!
00:41:58Oh!
00:42:00Yes, your whore!
00:42:01He's gone down the curb!
00:42:03He's went down the curb!
00:42:03She's gone!
00:42:05Boy, you so crazy!
00:42:07I ain't lying, would you try to stop me?
00:42:11I'm goin' to the ladies room.
00:42:13I'll be right back!
00:42:15Don't get lost, my little chillin' snacks.
00:42:26Girl, you been walkin' slow all day. What's your problem?
00:42:29My man, Robin, came over last night.
00:42:33You mean Robin has?
00:42:34Eight for one.
00:42:35You see, I got bags under my eyes big enough to carry $50 worth of groceries.
00:42:40Girl, how come y'all didn't stay mad?
00:42:42Oh, he's good to me, but he's so mean to the kids.
00:42:45Is he cheap?
00:42:46Is he? He turned Muslim last December so you wouldn't have to give Christmas presents?
00:42:50That's a damn shame.
00:42:51And he's so quick to hit somebody, then he don't want to pay the dental bill.
00:42:54I don't know what to say for you, but you should stop. You know, you shouldn't be with that man.
00:42:57I know I shouldn't, but girl, I can't help it because I love him.
00:43:01You love him?
00:43:03Mm-hmm.
00:43:06God, I don't believe what you just did.
00:43:08Did we say that one?
00:43:10Did you see her face?
00:43:12I know, I know. Girl, I ain't seen nobody that mad since I saw Robin in the divorce court.
00:43:21Hey, sweet thing, where you been?
00:43:24Where I been is talking to some of your friends.
00:43:27My friends? I got...
00:43:28And where were you last night?
00:43:30You act like you know already. What's wrong with you?
00:43:32Don't act like something's wrong with me. You the one with the problem.
00:43:36Now, how much time we got until we meet up with the kids again?
00:43:39Well, we got just enough time...
00:43:42Huh? Oh my God.
00:43:44Oh my God.
00:43:44Oh my God.
00:43:45Oh my God.
00:43:46Get away from me.
00:43:48Leave.
00:43:49Please leave.
00:43:51Ah!
00:43:55Guess what? We got just enough time to go check out of Featureville.
00:43:59Bet you ain't got no black people in it. I bet you.
00:44:02You gonna act like that didn't happen?
00:44:03What?
00:44:04Oh, I'm sorry, honey. I thought you was in the downwind. I had a couple burritos and you know...
00:44:10Robin, don't try to change the subject.
00:44:12I knew she wasn't gonna leave me alone.
00:44:15So I'm trying to figure out what's worse. Tell her pretty lie or the ugly truth.
00:44:20Beauty's only skin deep.
00:44:22Yeah, but ugly is to the bone.
00:44:25Amen, Robin.
00:44:32I hated what a woman says.
00:44:34Just tell me the truth. I won't get upset.
00:44:38Because she's lying. And she don't wanna hear the truth.
00:44:41And if you tell her the truth, she gonna get mad.
00:44:43So I told her. That's my landlady.
00:44:46Oh, Snagatoof, heffa. Look at her.
00:44:48Spending all my red money on that cotton candy.
00:44:50When she knows, she need to be fixing my refrigerator.
00:44:55Oh, wait, wait. Jameika, come on, huh?
00:44:59Jameika!
00:45:04Hey, yo, y'all, we're trying to need a little OG.
00:45:08Hey, man. Yo.
00:45:11Come back here with my brother.
00:45:15Humans are not allowed here.
00:45:17Give him back the little ladies. Give him my little brother back, man.
00:45:19I don't think we're going nowhere with my brother, man.
00:45:21He attacked one of our models.
00:45:24He will be punished.
00:45:26You must not know who he's messing with.
00:45:30Hey, Timmy! Haven't you heard of anything?
00:45:33Ah!
00:45:34Ah!
00:45:37Ah!
00:45:40Ah!
00:45:42Ah!
00:45:43Ah!
00:45:44Ah!
00:45:46Ah!
00:45:46Ah!
00:45:47Ah!
00:45:47Ah!
00:45:47Ah!
00:45:48Ah!
00:45:49Ah!
00:45:49Ah!
00:45:52Ah!
00:45:55Ah!
00:45:56Ah!
00:45:56Ah!
00:45:57Ah!
00:45:59Oh, what's going on here?
00:46:21You're in America, son. That's not the way we do things around here. Every man has a right to a
00:46:29fair trial.
00:46:34If my robotic brethren agree, a trial will commence.
00:46:41Hear ye, hear ye. Robots versus Khalil Wooten. The charge is assault. The prosecution may present their case.
00:46:52You know, it's been a long time since I've been in a courtroom as a lawyer. But the evidence of
00:46:58this heinous crime is so irrefutable. Exhibit one, please.
00:47:06Now this is videotaped from one of the security cameras in the Fun World Exhibit.
00:47:14Oh, man. Cold busted. I told you that stupid bad attitude would get you in trouble, Khalil.
00:47:20Do me a favor, Leon. Before they fry me, fry me. Any of you who knows the importance of law
00:47:29and order will vote guilty.
00:47:34For the defense, Abraham Lincoln.
00:47:40Don't slip up, eh?
00:47:42Pass the mashed potatoes, dear, will you, huh?
00:47:45Is this a pork gravy, dear?
00:47:47Or is this a piece?
00:47:48Ah, here it comes. I'm just waiting for it to ask me.
00:47:51Robin, who was that? Really?
00:47:56You mean the one over there at the orange perm, spandex?
00:48:03More potatoes?
00:48:04That's Tortilla. That's my ex-wife.
00:48:06Lips so big, Chapstick had to make a spray.
00:48:10I know I should have told you in the first place, but I'm embarrassed by that girl.
00:48:14I guess that's why you only see her at night, huh?
00:48:17At night? I'm trying not to see her for the rest of my life.
00:48:19That's not what I heard.
00:48:21Well, if you need any help...
00:48:23Huh, Spirly cuz?
00:48:25What you mean, heard? Did she talk to you or something?
00:48:28Uh-huh. Well, we gonna settle this now. Right now.
00:48:32Each of you must ask yourself, are we petty, vengeful humans or logical, moral machines?
00:48:43Then pass judgment.
00:48:46Your Honor, the defense rests.
00:48:49What say you all?
00:48:52Death, death, death, death, death, death, death, death.
00:48:59Wait a minute. Listen up!
00:49:01Oh, no. Don't help me, Leon. All that we're gonna do before was kill me.
00:49:07Ladies and gentlemen of the court, you're about to witness a brand new sport
00:49:11Where you're on the offense and I'm on the defense.
00:49:14So let's see if we can make some sense.
00:49:16Khalil is a rebel without a pause. He's a victim of your unjust laws.
00:49:21Fun world is no real fun for him. It seems so whack, so bland, so grim.
00:49:26Freedom is a concept designed for every race. Follow it and Khalil might own this place.
00:49:31He changed the name and changed the feel.
00:49:33Imagine death world with your host, Khalil.
00:49:36Where a carter sells peanuts and nicks and fresh lemonade.
00:49:39And even old Abel's for the high top fade.
00:49:41Remember every great leader broke the rules made up by fools.
00:49:44Give Khalil the tools he needs.
00:49:46Freedom. Freedom. Freedom. Freedom. Freedom. Freedom.
00:49:55Who are y'all to tell me I ain't civilized?
00:49:58Don't give us laws, give us the right to live our lives.
00:50:01At least I go out and get what's coming.
00:50:03Cause Bay Bay kids ain't known for running.
00:50:05So come on down, even if you're abused.
00:50:08You robots are alright until you blow a fuse.
00:50:10You're saying, wow, but I'm only a child.
00:50:13What Bay Bay's kids really need is...
00:50:15Freedom. Freedom. Freedom. Freedom. Freedom. Freedom. Freedom.
00:50:25Now it's time to rest my case and get diverting face to face.
00:50:30Wave your hands so we can see them. Wave your hands like you don't need them.
00:50:35If you believe Khalil is right, somebody say freedom.
00:50:40Freedom. Freedom. Freedom. Freedom. Freedom. Freedom. Freedom. Freedom.
00:50:57Ooh, girl, you got to try on this blush.
00:51:00I got enough makeup. Now you stop and I look good.
00:51:03Yeah, but see, you got to put these big red circles on your cheeks.
00:51:07Make them look like targets. Man like that.
00:51:09I don't want to look like Sheila Temple. Now move, girl. Ain't you done yet? Let's go.
00:51:12In a minute.
00:51:17Ain't nobody looking at you. Come on.
00:51:19Uh-oh.
00:51:28That's them. I can tell by them lead press-on toenails.
00:51:32Uh-huh. Look who's with her. Old Vivian. Them old skippies with the broke-down back.
00:51:37Give me a break.
00:51:41Hmph. I see some women can't do anything without a man.
00:51:46Why you lie on me? Don't you know that this kind of game only brings me and Jameika closer?
00:51:50And guarantee that you and I'll never get together again. Never!
00:51:54Well, for me to lie on you, I'd have to care about you. And believe me, I don't give a
00:51:57damn about neither one of y'all.
00:51:59Ain't that. That's why I wear my ring on the wrong finger. Because I married the wrong woman.
00:52:04Mm.
00:52:04Hair look like the back of a toaster.
00:52:06Your mama.
00:52:07My mama?
00:52:08Yeah, your whole family.
00:52:09Ain't that. Look at you. Mama so old, she was their first day of slavery.
00:52:13Your mama so old, she older than your grandmama.
00:52:15Your mama so fat, she on both sides of the family.
00:52:18That's okay. Your mama so dumb, she thought her quarterback was a refund.
00:52:21Oh, ain't that. Look. Your mama so dumb, they told her it was chilly outside, she wouldn't got a bowl.
00:52:27You ready to go, baby? Come on, let's get out of here.
00:52:30I think it's time to flush and leave.
00:52:33You can have him. I don't have a problem getting a man.
00:52:36Well, girlfriend, here's some lotion for your ashy ankles.
00:52:41That'll make it even easier.
00:52:45That's all right. Your mama so country, she got an elevator, thought it was a mobile home.
00:52:52You know what that was all about, right?
00:52:55He still loves you.
00:52:56Mm-hmm.
00:52:58Robin, I'm so sorry.
00:53:00Oh, Jamaica, it doesn't really matter.
00:53:02Cause I'm with you.
00:53:04And this day turned out to be all kind of special to me.
00:53:08Me too.
00:53:09I'm sorry I put you on trial like that.
00:53:12Oh, Jamaica.
00:53:13You so crazy.
00:53:22Run!
00:53:23Come on, the cops are still after us.
00:53:26We better get out of here.
00:53:27Let's go, let's go.
00:53:33Now I've got him.
00:53:34Surrender now.
00:53:35And face moderate casualties.
00:53:38It's the end of the line, to those kids.
00:53:40Hey, come on, this way.
00:53:44We're all right.
00:53:45We're all right.
00:53:45Let's go, let's go.
00:53:49Let's go.
00:53:49Let's go, let's go.
00:53:50Oh, man.
00:53:51Oh, man.
00:53:51Come on, come on, let's go.
00:53:53Out of our way!
00:53:54Let's see.
00:54:02Oh, no!
00:54:12Looks like you missed the boat, huh?
00:54:17I'll be the captain.
00:54:19Oh, no! It's Feminist King!
00:54:26Ahoy, mate!
00:54:27I spot a big old boat to our starboard side
00:54:31that's ready to get vicked.
00:54:33Give me that. Let me see.
00:54:36They're still after us.
00:54:38What say, you crew?
00:54:39Are you down to take them off?
00:54:42Aye-aye!
00:54:44What's the thing?
00:55:06As you enjoy the last cruise on the Titanic,
00:55:11stop by the snack bar for flavor-icious iceberg pops
00:55:13for you and your family.
00:55:15We also have delicious popcorn.
00:55:19Monsieur?
00:55:32Robbie, you are something else.
00:55:36Something.
00:55:37You're so crazy.
00:55:44Boy, I'm scared of you.
00:55:46Look at you.
00:55:47Mm-mm-mm.
00:55:52Who's that?
00:55:54I noticed some kids.
00:55:56I noticed some kids.
00:55:57I noticed some kids.
00:55:57If I could just touch one of them.
00:55:59I would like it!
00:56:03Robin!
00:56:04Robin!
00:56:04Robin!
00:56:07Oh, my God!
00:56:09The bugs!
00:56:10The bugs!
00:56:11Women and children!
00:56:16Oh, yeah!
00:56:19Now we're catching it!
00:56:23Round it!
00:56:25Come on, we've got to get out of here with the bugs!
00:56:27Abandon ship!
00:56:29We're experiencing technical difficulties,
00:56:31but the snack bar's still open,
00:56:33where they've got that finger...
00:56:35They're gonna ram us!
00:56:39We may be kids!
00:56:41We may be kids!
00:56:42We don't die!
00:56:43We must die!
00:56:44We must die!
00:56:45Somebody help me!
00:56:47I'm right behind you!
00:56:48What do you mean?
00:56:50What do you mean?
00:56:51Oh!
00:56:51Oh!
00:56:55One world!
00:56:59Robin, wait!
00:57:00I don't know!
00:57:01I had enough of them kids!
00:57:02I can't be around no bad people, Jameka!
00:57:05You know, I'm on parole!
00:57:07Oh, you ain't on no parole!
00:57:08Come on now, let's go get the kids!
00:57:09I ain't setting those kids, Jameka!
00:57:11If you were smart, you'd come right along with me!
00:57:14I'll call for backup!
00:57:15What's up?
00:57:16Code 73!
00:57:17Going in!
00:57:18Yeah!
00:57:19Did you buy your kid a Nintendo game this Christmas?
00:57:22Did I buy my kid a Nintendo?
00:57:23Give me a break, okay, kid?
00:57:25I don't think so.
00:57:26Tom!
00:57:27Look!
00:57:27We were going to, okay?
00:57:29We were gonna...
00:57:29We were going to!
00:57:31What side of your crew?
00:57:32Should I?
00:57:33Shark room!
00:57:34Huh?
00:57:35Whoa!
00:57:41Next!
00:57:49Don't try to leave them, Robin!
00:57:51That's why they shot their daddy!
00:57:53Uh-oh.
00:57:58Come on!
00:58:02Get out of the way!
00:58:04Get out of the way!
00:58:10Get out of the way!
00:58:11Gotta go!
00:58:11Gotta go!
00:58:23He's making through all of my keys!
00:58:24Aint ten, look at them!
00:58:34It ain't time to go.
00:58:36You gonna leave us?
00:58:41One world!
00:58:43One world!
00:58:44One world!
00:58:46One world!
00:58:47Quiet down!
00:58:49Hey, ma, hey, ma, guess what we did?
00:58:51We jumped out of a boat, and then we cut off Tommy Tone's feet off,
00:58:54and then we took over a pirate ship, and then we saw another ship,
00:58:58and then we quit talking.
00:59:00What?
00:59:01What?
00:59:01Oh, I get eight to them.
00:59:05Maybe something else.
00:59:07That's it.
00:59:07Hey, hey, hey.
00:59:09LaShawn, girl, have you gone crazy?
00:59:17What's that fucking smell?
00:59:19Pee-wee, did you go again?
00:59:22Huh, what's Colin doing on the floor?
00:59:29Huh?
00:59:34Oh.
00:59:40I ain't never been glad to see the cops before,
00:59:43but I was sure happy then.
00:59:44Happy then in a runaway place, papers and all.
00:59:48Help!
00:59:49Help!
00:59:50Help!
00:59:54I'm telling you, these kids are dangerous.
00:59:56Boy got a knife bigger than Rambos.
00:59:58Boy, kid got a coat longer than Cher.
01:00:02Boom!
01:00:04Uh-oh.
01:00:05Those are Bay Bay's kids.
01:00:16I have had it.
01:00:18I am pissed off to the highest level of passivity.
01:00:21Now I'm taking these kids home now.
01:00:22Not now, but right now.
01:00:25Look, Bay Bay isn't home yet.
01:00:26No, she's home.
01:00:27I know she's home.
01:00:28And she's home getting her boot smoked right now,
01:00:31just like you could be.
01:00:32But no, you want to sit here and watch these badass kids.
01:00:35Now, if she didn't want to watch them,
01:00:37she shouldn't have had them.
01:00:37She didn't have them by herself robbing.
01:00:39What you saying robbing for?
01:00:41I ain't there, Daddy.
01:00:42At least you recognize that they do have one.
01:00:45I don't see nobody shaking their heads,
01:00:47pointing their fingers at him.
01:00:48Now, what you want to go and point the faggot old Sue foot for, huh?
01:00:51I thought the devil was through
01:00:53when they made Rosemary's babies,
01:00:54but oh no, oh no.
01:00:57Now we got Bay Bay's kids.
01:01:15Yeah, I'm out.
01:01:22Now, kids, what do you say to Mr. Harris
01:01:25for the lovely trip?
01:01:26Thank you very much.
01:01:31Ow!
01:01:33Ow!
01:01:33Ow!
01:01:33Ow!
01:01:35Ow!
01:01:37Ow!
01:01:41Ow!
01:01:42Ow!
01:01:44Ow!
01:01:45So where are we going next week, Mr. Harris?
01:01:47Next week?
01:01:48Oh, I'll take you somewhere next week.
01:01:49I'll take you to a snake pit.
01:01:50Now go on.
01:01:51Your mother's waiting for you.
01:01:57Yo, wait up!
01:02:01Hey!
01:02:01Get back here!
01:02:02Get back here, let me go!
01:02:04Hey, that got me, man, for my crib.
01:02:10I better walk the man.
01:02:12Let me walk the man.
01:02:13Cause I don't want to give Bay Bay a piece of my mind.
01:02:22I can see why they spent so much time over Jamaica's house.
01:02:25Looked like they live next door to a crack house.
01:02:28Try to phone help from there, it'll be a local call.
01:02:31Let's go!
01:02:33Let's go!
01:02:35Oh!
01:02:36Hey!
01:02:39Ah!
01:02:40Hey!
01:02:43Hey, fam!
01:02:51Hey!
01:02:54Mommy?
01:02:56Place look like MOVE headquarters!
01:02:59Mommy?
01:03:01Mama?
01:03:03Hi.
01:03:03Are you home?
01:03:04Oh, you better hurry up.
01:03:05I'll get the death mail.
01:03:07Mom, are you there?
01:03:10Mom!
01:03:10There's another unpaid bill.
01:03:13Samika, please give the kids dinner.
01:03:16I'll be home soon, baby.
01:03:19There you go.
01:03:26You all ain't got nothing in there to eat?
01:03:42Well, here. Here's ten dollars. Call the pizza man.
01:03:47He don't come around here no more.
01:03:51You leaving?
01:03:53Well, I'll show your mother me home soon.
01:03:57Just keep the door locked, alright?
01:03:59Sure had a good time.
01:04:01Hey, man.
01:04:03Take care of yourself.
01:04:09Bye-bye, y'all.
01:04:12Bye, Mr. Harris.
01:04:15Bye, Mr. Harris.
01:04:43Now do you understand?
01:04:44I understand Bebe needs a good realtor.
01:04:47Those kids don't stand a chance in that neighborhood.
01:04:50No, I don't think that neighborhood stands a chance against Bebe's kid.
01:04:54Now, I know they have a behavior problem.
01:04:58But they still kids.
01:05:00Jamika, I was a kid, too.
01:05:02And I lived like that, too.
01:05:04But I wasn't as bad as those kids.
01:05:06Nowhere near as bad as those kids.
01:05:07If I get in trouble, my mother go get a switch and beat me till my daddy get home.
01:05:12Then he put on that blues record.
01:05:13The one that skipped.
01:05:14Whoop, you're when I wanna.
01:05:16When I wanna.
01:05:17When I wanna.
01:05:18When I wanna.
01:05:18Hey, Robin, you making my case.
01:05:20These kids need.
01:05:21Need a what?
01:05:22A social worker?
01:05:23Already got a job.
01:05:24And it pays better benefits than that one.
01:05:30I don't think it'll be like that, huh?
01:05:37That was it.
01:05:38That was it?
01:05:40Not another word.
01:05:41You just dropped her off.
01:05:42She got out the car, didn't say nothing.
01:05:43What did you say?
01:05:45Say?
01:05:46I wasn't gonna play myself if she was gonna play high post.
01:05:49Oh, man.
01:05:50Oh, man, nothing.
01:05:54Say, man.
01:05:55You did the right thing leaving them kids.
01:05:59They were nothing but trouble.
01:06:02Listen.
01:06:03You don't need to look out for nobody but yourself.
01:06:09That's why I am where I am today.
01:06:21What am I doing?
01:06:23I gotta go get those kids.
01:06:24I can't just leave, man.
01:06:30It's me.
01:06:33I think I judged.
01:06:35Well, wait.
01:06:36Hold on.
01:06:36We both been under a lot of stress and said some things we didn't really mean.
01:06:42But I...
01:06:43But I...
01:06:44I...
01:06:44I...
01:06:46Well...
01:06:51I know.
01:06:56You're mama kinda like him, huh?
01:06:59Yeah.
01:06:59Yeah.
01:07:00I kinda like him, too.
01:07:02Ugh.
01:07:03Looks like cooties is catching.
01:07:05Ugh.
01:07:06Come here, you little...
01:07:07I'll show you...
01:07:07Go ahead.
01:07:08Beat him like he owe you money.
01:07:09Hey.
01:07:09I like my show, boy.
01:07:12Hey.
01:07:13Hey.
01:07:16Hey.
01:07:19Hey.
01:07:25What's this?
01:07:29Hey, Slim.
01:07:30We saved you a slice.
01:07:33He's gone.
01:07:35So, where we going next, Mr. Harris?
01:07:38How about Las Vegas?
01:07:40Vegas?
01:07:40We ain't going to no Vegas.
01:07:42You're barely getting a ride to the end of the block, so just sit back, buckle up, be
01:07:46happy, and check Pee Wee's drawers.
01:07:54I don't know how that you need to talk me into coming.
01:07:58We got 14 cents between all of them.
01:08:00Robin, it's going to be okay.
01:08:02Oh, man.
01:08:03Just because they say that you know them kids don't know how to act.
01:08:06The circus can't train any kids.
01:08:07Oh, Robin.
01:08:08Look at those sweet little faces.
01:08:12I ain't having it.
01:08:13I'm like Marva Gay.
01:08:14I want to know what's going on.
01:08:16Oh, no!
01:08:17It's Bebe's kids!
01:08:19I'm better now.
01:08:20Robin.
01:08:21Hey, what y'all do now?
01:08:23I ain't never been here.
01:08:24I'm gonna shine.
01:08:26Oh, yeah.
01:08:27Let me up out of here, baby.
01:08:29Vegas at last.
01:08:30Now, this is my kind of town.
01:08:32Fort Worth for the Pope one.
01:08:34Six eight running mates.
01:08:35Boxcars don't stretch me out now.
01:08:38Las Vegas in effect, baby.
01:08:41Pee Wee!
01:08:43Uh, Pee Wee, what you doing?
01:08:45What's out of your hand?
01:08:46Pee Wee.
01:08:46Pee Wee, put that down.
01:08:48Pee Wee!
01:08:48Pee Wee!
01:08:49Oh!
01:08:53Test two, baby.
01:09:18Pee Wee!
01:09:19Pee Wee!
01:09:21Pee Wee!
01:09:22Pee Wee!
01:09:24Pee Wee!
01:09:24Pee Wee!
01:09:26Pee Wee!
01:09:26Pee Wee!
01:09:29Pee Wee!
01:09:32Pee Wee!
01:09:34Pee Wee!
01:09:35Pee Wee!
01:09:35Pee Wee!
01:09:36Pee Wee!
01:09:37Pee Wee!
01:09:38Pee Wee!
01:09:38Pee Wee!
01:09:38Pee Wee!
01:09:39Pee Wee!
01:09:40Pee Wee!
01:09:43Pee Wee!
01:09:44You believed in me, you even loved me before. I gave you a reason to. What can I do to
01:09:54prove to you? There's no way I can stop showing you what's in my heart. I want to thank you,
01:10:04baby. I want to thank you for your love.
01:10:09Sweet, sweet love. I want to thank you, thank you. I do appreciate your love. Let me thank you now.
01:10:20Do-do-do-do. Oh, every time I think about you, chills rubbing down my spine.
01:10:29It's all about you. Those precious memories we share will always last till the end of time. I promise you'll
01:10:44always get my everlasting love.
01:10:48I want to thank you, baby. I want to thank you, baby. I want to thank you for your love.
01:11:06Sweet, sweet love. Sweet, sweet love. I want to thank you, baby. I do appreciate your love. Let me thank
01:11:15you now. Do-do-do-do. Oh.
01:11:28What can I do? What can I do? There's no way I can stop showing you what's in my heart.
01:11:38Thank you. I want to thank you. Thank you. Thank you for your love.
01:11:45Sweet, sweet, sweet love. Sweet, sweet love. I want to thank you, baby. I want to thank you, baby. I
01:11:50want to thank you, baby. Thank you, baby. I do appreciate your love. Let me thank you, baby.
01:11:55Thank you. Thank you, baby. You won't help me. I want to thank you, baby. Thank you love. Come on.
01:12:05Do-do-do-do. Oh, brother, I want to thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Ooh, I want to thank
01:12:10you. For your love.
01:12:13Sweet, sweet love. I want to thank you. Thank you, my love.
01:12:19I wanna thank you, I wanna thank you
01:12:21I wanna thank you, girl
01:12:23I wanna thank you, girl
01:12:24I need your answer
01:12:26I wanna thank you, I wanna thank you for your love
01:12:32Sweet, sweet love
01:12:34I wanna thank you, baby
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