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Off Campus Episode 5
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00:14Wait.
00:16Wait?
00:17Are we on the same page here?
00:19Didn't you hear?
00:20I just did a whole thing.
00:21It was romantic.
00:22I'm just...
00:23I don't want to be your friend, Rosie.
00:25This isn't how you kiss your friends.
00:28No more Justin.
00:30Music collaboration only.
00:32No more sexy Snapchats.
00:34The unsexiest only.
00:36Deal.
00:37And no more deals.
00:39I can live with that.
01:15Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
01:29Yeah!
01:31That's what I guess, my name is John!
01:33Then watch me sit there on fire
01:42She held my hand and let me back to living
01:48We drowned our sins all night and how did the moon
01:55I'm running around, I'm running around
01:58In heaven
02:01If I'm going down, I'll light up
02:04Fire for you
02:08Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
02:11The preacher said I couldn't get no high
02:14Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
02:17Lay in Jesus like a backseat driver
02:21If that's what I get for my desire
02:24Then watch me sit the bed on fire
02:27Oh, no, no, no, no.
02:57Set the bed on fire
02:59Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
03:02People said I couldn't get no idea
03:05Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
03:08Playing Jesus like a backseat guy
03:11If that's what I get for my desire
03:14Then watch me set the bed on fire
03:53Did you hear that?
03:54I think the whole campus heard that
03:56Okay, rude, but that's not what
03:58Mom?
03:59Are you there? I can't see you
04:01Fuck
04:02I mean, those kids are a blessing, but they're a lot
04:14You say that every year
04:16And every year you get sad when Aunt Nicole and everybody leave
04:19And the house is empty again
04:20I know
04:20What are you doing this year, honey?
04:22Are you going to go to Brooklyn with Allie again?
04:24Uh, no, uh, Garrett's housemates are doing Friendsgiving
04:27So I'm going to stay for that
04:28Friendsgiving? That sounds so fun
04:31What are you going to bring?
04:33You said they liked Nana's lasagna recipe, right?
04:35Yeah, yeah, but
04:37Well, you can't show up empty-handed
04:39We won't
04:40Text Garrett, ask him how many people are going
04:42Uh, hi, um
04:45Garrett?
04:47Wait, he's there?
04:48Uh
04:51Introduce me
04:52No, Mom
04:53Garrett, honey
04:55How many people will be at Friendsgiving?
04:57Hi, Mrs. Wells
04:57Hi
04:58Please, call me Carrie
05:00Look at you
05:01You weren't exaggerating, Hannah
05:03He's so handsome
05:04Okay, hanging up now
05:06Hey, Garrett
05:07Hannah's dad is going to be so jealous
05:09I met you first
05:09He's been bragging about you
05:11To all of our friends
05:13He posted about your game last night
05:15He wanted to tag you
05:17But don't worry
05:18I didn't let him
05:19You should just know
05:20That you have a super fan over here
05:22Mom, they lost last night?
05:25Doesn't matter
05:25He's proud
05:27Okay, we gotta go
05:28We have class
05:29Okay, well, it's nice to meet you, Garrett
05:31Nice meeting you too, Mrs.
05:34Carrie
05:36Miss and love you, sweetie
05:37Miss and love you too, Mama
05:38Bye
05:41Sorry
05:41She's enthusiastic
05:42She's sweet
05:43She loves you
05:44Okay, are you driving or shall I?
05:46I'm not sitting on your handlebars
05:48Well, see
05:48One day, Graham
05:50One day
06:14I didn't know how else to get you to talk to me
06:21I want you to come home for Thanksgiving
06:27Are you serious?
06:30Cindy still really wants to meet you
06:31Before the wedding
06:33And I would appreciate it as well
06:34Look, I don't know what kind of bullshit game you're playing
06:37But I don't
06:37It's not a game, Garrett
06:39I'm really trying here
06:41I'm a different man now
06:43And I don't expect you to understand this
06:45But Cindy
06:48She's chosen to trust me
06:53And I want to be someone worthy of that trust
06:59Garrett
06:59Please
07:02Just think about it
07:19It's almost there
07:20But it's like my advisor said
07:21I'm just
07:22I'm not feeling it
07:23Not yet
07:24Okay
07:26Fine, I'll take another crack at the lyrics over the break
07:28Great
07:29Yeah, thank you
07:30No worries
07:31See you, Garrett
07:32Yeah, bud
07:37Did Julian wipe out again?
07:39Uh, Justin
07:40Has some cool ideas for a new verse
07:42Ooh
07:42Which means that I can take a break over Thanksgiving
07:46Hey, Wellesie
07:47Yeah?
07:48Why don't you go home for the long weekend?
07:50Seems like your parents would love to see you
07:52Uh
07:53That place isn't really my home anymore
07:56Because of what happened to you?
07:59Yeah
08:00Yeah, and what happened after?
08:02Uh, when the guy you accuse of assault is the mayor's kid
08:06People don't tend to believe you
08:08Yeah, it didn't help that his whole team rallied around him
08:10Testified against me in court
08:12Some real Hester Prynne bullshit
08:16He was an athlete?
08:18He was an athlete?
08:20A hockey player?
08:23Yeah
08:27Ah, fuck
08:29Look, that's all in the past now
08:31He's in the past
08:33Indiana is just not my favorite place to go back to
08:37My parents get it
08:39Uh, why do you ask?
08:42Uh, my dad wants me to go home for Thanksgiving
08:44Meet his fiancée
08:47Would you want to?
08:49Maybe
08:50I don't know
08:53I...
08:53Yeah, things with my dad are...
08:55Kind of...
08:58It's complicated
09:01Yeah, well, he's still your dad, right?
09:03Even if he is a hard ass
09:05When I saw him before practice, he seemed...
09:08Like, different
09:10Good different?
09:11Well, I don't know if he's capable of that, but...
09:13But you hope so
09:15Look, I think people can change
09:17If they want to
09:18So you're saying you think I should give him another chance?
09:22If that's what you want
09:26If I go
09:28Will you come with me?
09:31Of course
09:33What, are you sure?
09:35It's what girlfriends do
09:37Real ones, anyway
09:45Thank you
10:03Am I getting faster?
10:05Oh
10:06I lost interest in that
10:08You look good
10:10Mean
10:10Like tough mean or you mean?
10:13Mm, Zdeno-Chara mean
10:15You can never pull off me mean
10:16I'll take it
10:18You know, by these pictures
10:19I'd almost assume you weren't into Garrett's girlfriend
10:21Because I'm not
10:23Uh-huh
10:27Huh
10:28Looks like you drew the short straw
10:31Want me to put it on the speaker?
10:33I'd rather keep skating suicides
10:35She's probably having a hard time right now
10:37Because she'll be alone on Thanksgiving?
10:39She did that to herself
10:40She's trying, dude
10:41She's always trying
10:45Gotta get that
10:50Hi, Mom
10:53This, gentleman
10:54Is 25 pounds of pure poultry perfection
10:58It's a big-ass turkey
10:59Damn straight
11:00We're gonna kill Thanksgiving
11:01Unlike last year
11:02When everyone brought something
11:04And all we had to eat
11:04Was a turkey
11:05And 300 miller high-lifes
11:06Champagne of beers
11:07I actually want to remember my Thanksgiving this year
11:09Which is why I've put it upon myself
11:11To handle all food preparations
11:12Because this year
11:13Is going to be the best Thanksgiving
11:15The perfect Thanksgiving
11:20Holy shit
11:21Since I can't go home
11:22I've decided to make all my mama's greatest hits from scratch
11:25We got
11:25Three kinds of pie
11:26Two kinds of cranberry sauces
11:28And more sweet potatoes
11:29Than you can shake a stick at
11:31And
11:31The piece de resistance
11:34The Tucker family
11:36Deep-fried turkey
11:36All rights reserved
11:371985
11:39Can I go work out now?
11:40I don't think he's done
11:41No
11:41No, no, no
11:42I'm very much not done
11:43A general is only as good as his troops
11:46Okay
11:46Where is Garrett?
11:48Are we supposed to be your troops?
11:50I'm not leaving anything up to chance
11:52This, my friends
11:53Will be a military operation
11:55Y'all have jobs to do
11:56Okay
11:57Where the fuck is Garrett?
11:59What's up?
11:59Garrett
11:59Thank you for finally joining us
12:01You and Wellesie
12:02Will handle the pie crust
12:03From Del's back stock
12:04For?
12:05Thanksgiving
12:06Oh
12:07Right
12:07Sorry, Tuck
12:08Hannah and I are going to my dad's place in Boston
12:11Can't make it
12:11What?
12:12No
12:14Okay
12:16No problem
12:16No problem
12:17Dean, you can handle all this
12:18Ah, no
12:18I would be all over that
12:19But I am road tripping
12:21Down to New York tomorrow
12:22With both
12:22No, no, dude
12:24No, no, no, no, no, no
12:25Locked off Wednesday, dude
12:26Drinksgiving?
12:27Why would I be drunk here
12:28When I could be drunk there?
12:30Sorry, bro
12:30See you next year
12:33So the friends are abandoning Friendsgiving
12:36Who needs them?
12:37Jules and I are still here
12:38It's going to be the perfect fucking Thanksgiving
12:39What do you need?
12:41I'll send you my to-do list
12:51Damn, I know
12:52It's glorious
13:00I'm so depressed
13:01You're not coming to Brooklyn with me this year
13:02Me too
13:03But I want to be there for Garrett
13:05As much as I love watching Aunt Kathy get drunk
13:07And busting out her old cheer routine
13:09God, old gals
13:10Still got the splits
13:12It's your first Thanksgiving without Sean
13:14How are you doing?
13:15Oh, honestly
13:15I am loving my single life
13:17I'm Yasmina
13:18In season two of Anissa Alashba
13:21But doesn't she fall into a coma for most of that season?
13:24Yes, but before that, she's single and thriving
13:26As am I
13:28Just not getting tied down
13:29Focusing on myself and my acting
13:32That's it
13:33Well, I am proud of you
13:34Well, you too
13:35Meeting Garrett's dad
13:37Being a good girlfriend and shit
13:40You nervous?
13:41Uh, uh, no
13:44I mean, he's famous, right?
13:46Yeah, yeah
13:47Okay, I'm a little nervous
13:48But not because he's famous
13:49Just
13:51I don't know
13:51The way Garrett talks about him
13:53Seems, like, really intense
13:54Yeah, I've seen him at games
13:56Does the man ever smile?
13:58I don't think so
13:59Well, don't stress
14:00It's not about him liking you
14:02It's about Garrett
14:04And he already likes you
14:06Yeah, I just think it's really important to Garrett
14:08That this goes well
14:10That's what relationships are for, honey bun
14:12Supporting each other
14:13Helping each other grow as people
14:16Can all be about sex and fun
14:21Shit, bus almost here
14:22Gotta go
14:22Well, no, Garrett can just drive you
14:25No, no, it's fine
14:25I love a bus
14:26You hate a bus
14:27It's fine
14:29I love you
14:29Happy Thanksgiving
14:30Love you
14:32Alright
14:51425 for how long?
14:5230 minutes
14:53Use that time to prep the jerk
14:54Before it has snow in it
14:56And don't forget to pat dry the bird
14:57I know
14:58I know
14:59Can't be wet
15:00Unless you want a crispy jerk
15:01And no eyebrows like Uncle Pete
15:04And don't skimp on the marshmallows
15:06With sweet potato casserole
15:07With slivers, dude
15:09Dude, slivers
15:11Just easy
15:12Yes, chef
15:12There you go
15:13Just remember to drop the turkey in exactly one hour before your sides are ready
15:18One hour
15:19Got it
15:20First Thanksgiving, you're cooking all on your own
15:22It's weird doing all this without you
15:24Miss you too, JT
15:25But I'm right there with you
15:26I can practically smell the sweat and testosterone
15:30Fair
15:32Just don't want to screw anything up
15:33It has to be perfect
15:35No such thing
15:36It's not the food
15:37It's the comfort and love that make the food
15:40Did you just quote the barefoot contessa?
15:42Or did she quote me?
15:44Ah, no way no one is there
15:45Gravy, gotta go
15:47Love you, baby
15:52Perfect
15:53Yes
15:54Yes
15:58Where were the marshmallows?
15:59I just saw them five seconds ago
16:01Where could they possibly go?
16:03One, two, three
16:05They were just here
16:07What are you doing?
16:09Keeping our family tradition alive
16:10I'm trying to have a normal Thanksgiving right now, okay?
16:13What's normal?
16:14Turkey, pumpkin pie?
16:16Boo, boring
16:17Say what you will about mom, we always have fun
16:19Okay, you have a very interesting selective memory
16:22Can't we just enjoy this, please?
16:25You are ruining Tuck's Thanksgiving
16:27They were just here
16:28Marshmallows were just here in front of the kids
16:30Party people
16:32Happy Thanksgiving
16:33Bertie
16:33Nat
16:34Thank God I thought we were going to have too much food
16:37Not a chance
16:37We brought friends
16:38And we brought one
16:39Oh, six
16:40Woo!
16:41Six more people who like it
16:42Oh, great
16:42That's perfect
16:43I can do that
16:43Yeah
16:44Hi, how you doing?
16:45Hi, Teddy
16:45Thanks for having us
16:46Hi
16:47Yeah, close to me
16:48Good to see you
16:50Is it possible to double a sweet potato casserole on one dish?
16:53You're asking me?
16:55I got this
16:57This is a bad idea
16:58Yeah, you're right
16:59Who brings a key lime pie to Thanksgiving?
17:02Why don't you stop me?
17:03Pumpkin?
17:05Pumpkin is the thing
17:06Or maybe I should have brought wine
17:08I met my dad, Wellesie
17:10Oh, right
17:13Hey, we can go at any point
17:16Just give me the signal and we'll get the fuck out
17:18The signal?
17:19Yeah, like, I don't know, squeeze my hand or something
17:22Once means you're good
17:23Two squeezes and we're gone
17:30Or we go
17:36Or we stay?
17:38You gotta give me something here
17:40We stay
17:42Okay
17:45First step
17:46Getting out the car
17:48Yeah
17:53Garrett
17:54You made it
17:55Dead
17:56And you must be Hannah
17:57Glad to finally meet you
17:59Hi
17:59Sorry, I'd shake your hand
18:01Well, I'll take that
18:02Oh, pie
18:03Yeah
18:05It's key lime
18:06You love key lime
18:07He loves key lime
18:08I do
18:08It's the superior pie
18:09Thank you
18:10Well, don't let the poor kids freeze out there
18:12Come in
18:14I'm gonna put this in the fridge
18:16I'll take your coats
18:17Thank you
18:20Thanks
18:25It's a nice house
18:27Yeah
18:31Oh, look at you
18:34Oh
18:41They look alike, don't they?
18:44Yeah
18:44It's uncanny
18:46I'm so glad you're here, Garrett
18:48I can't wait to hear all about how the season's going
18:52Come on, put the game on
18:54It's you versus me, kid
18:56Rangers Bruins
18:57Actually
18:58Is it cool if I show Hannah around first?
19:00Yeah
19:01Of course
19:02You don't have to ask permission
19:03This is your house, too
19:06Here, I'll give you the tour
19:08Cool
19:10Thank you so much
19:11Thank you for coming
19:12Thank you
19:12Who is that now?
19:15We come bearing alcohol
19:16And we got a tiny little box of the cereal still up in the dining hall
19:20Oh
19:20Hey, look, Tuck
19:21More people
19:22Hannah said orphans are welcome
19:24They are
19:25They are, yes
19:26Uh, just grab a seat
19:28Jules will grab you a drink
19:30Alright
19:31Just make yourselves at home
19:33Here
19:34In the living room
19:35Okay, thank you guys
19:37Happy Thanksgiving
19:37Happy Thanksgiving
19:38Happy Thanksgiving
19:39Thank you
19:44Why is the stuffing not in the oven yet?
19:47Oh, because the corn pudding and the green bean casserole are already in there
19:50Here, please consult the oven schedule
19:53I did all the math
19:54The stuffing needs to hang out in the neutral zone
19:57It only takes 30 minutes
19:59If you guys were half this good at hockey
20:01Jules, I can't right now
20:03Please
20:05Guys, somebody taste it
20:06Logan, try it
20:07Thank you
20:09And for the end of the tour
20:11This is me
20:22You okay?
20:23Yeah, yeah
20:24It's just weird being back here
20:26After my mom died, I went off to boarding school
20:28And I never really lived here again
20:31Yeah, I can tell
20:33Is your dad running a storage business on the side?
20:37This is just all the stuff he signs when he goes to mall appearances or conventions or whatever
20:41Trying to keep the legend alive
20:46His best years are behind him
20:51Are you afraid that'll happen to you?
20:53This is what success looks like
20:55Eventually
20:57Or I could tear my ACL tomorrow
20:59And get stuck bagging groceries at the, uh, stop and shop
21:05Not that there's anything wrong with that
21:07Hey, my mom works at Bob's Market
21:09So
21:11Yeah, not
21:12Yeah, it wasn't really a dream either
21:13What was?
21:17I don't know
21:18She was a singer
21:20Her high school choir won a bunch of competitions
21:22But, I don't know
21:23She never really went for it
21:24She must be proud of you then
21:26Yeah, I just think she wants me to be happy
21:30My dad
21:31He's not really like that
21:33Or
21:34I don't know about now
21:35But he wasn't
21:36Not just with hockey
21:37With everything
21:37He was always
21:38So
21:40Intense
21:42Yeah
21:43Yeah
21:44Yeah, seriously intense
21:55Yeah
21:55I don't know
21:56I just
21:57Seems kind of sad
21:58Like you wake up one morning
22:00And can't play hockey anymore
22:02Did you miss it?
22:03It's the only thing I'm good at
22:05That's not true
22:06That's not an answer
22:10I think I would be
22:13Like
22:14Relieved
22:22Sorry
22:26Allie said that they wanted to wish me happy Thanksgiving
22:29Take it
22:29You sure?
22:36Yeah
22:37I've got this
22:39Okay
22:43Hey
22:44Oh my gosh
22:45Hi everyone
22:50Okay
22:50We have more people here than a Walmart on a Black Friday
22:54We are going to Loaves and Fishes this whole thing
22:57I'ma go get potatoes from the extra fridge
22:59And then
23:00Patchwork
23:01Patchwork
23:02Yes
23:03Yes
23:04So good on buddy
23:04Wait, wait, wait
23:06No marshmallows on the sweet potatoes
23:07They're already sweet
23:09Okay
23:10That's fucking blasphemy
23:11You're a blasphemer
23:12I will die on this hill
23:13We never had marshmallows on our sweet potatoes
23:15We never had sweet potatoes
23:17I had a sweet potato taco one year
23:18Tacos?
23:20On Thanksgiving?
23:21It's actually the best time for tacos
23:22Honestly
23:23Especially when your big bro has a sweet sponsorship deal with Taco Shack
23:27Oh
23:27They're open on Thanksgiving?
23:29Yeah
23:29They're the only place open on Thanksgiving
23:31And we learned that the hard way when our mom got drunk one year and forgot she was grilling chicken
23:35The propane tank almost leveled the block
23:37Whoa
23:38It was a blessing actually
23:40Mama Logan was never known for her cooking
23:44I know
23:45We should bring mom taco shack
23:47Absolutely not
23:49Well she's probably surrounded by strangers eating gross rehab food right now
23:54So?
23:54So she needs our support
23:56Should we be here for this?
23:58I supported her the last time she went in and the time before that and the time before that
24:02Well it's Thanksgiving and she's fucking family, John
24:04She's in fucking rehab, Jules
24:06Exactly
24:08She's
24:09She's trying
24:10Okay
24:11New plan
24:12We're gonna whip up some spinach casserole
24:16What?
24:17You know what?
24:17Forget it
24:19I'll go myself
24:25Tucker
24:26My friend
24:27We are here
24:28Yes
24:30Yes you are
24:31I'm so sorry to be late
24:32Aha
24:33So
24:33Yanis from Latvia
24:35Hi
24:35Charlotte from Philippines
24:37Hi
24:38Do you know Arjun?
24:39Mm-mm
24:39Hey
24:40And Carl Hines
24:41Hello
24:42Carl Hines
24:45Sorry
24:47You know what boys and girls
24:48I need space to work
24:50Everybody
24:50We are going to take this shindig outside
24:52Let's go
24:53Outside
24:54Outside
24:54Outside
24:55Outside
24:55Outside
24:56Thank you guys
24:58Thank you guys
25:18I heard you stopped by and saw Bruins practice
25:20Yeah
25:22Can you get a chance to show up?
25:25Yeah a little bit
25:26Atta boy
25:32Cindy seems
25:34Nice
25:35She is
25:36Knows hockey too
25:38Penguins fan
25:39But we're working on that
25:40Alright
25:41Good
25:43Mm
25:43Ah
25:44There you go
25:46There you go
25:47Bonneville is giving the Bruins trouble
25:50He's too fast for the D
25:51Yeah but he's slow on the back track
25:53They just gotta get the puck off him first
25:54Mm
25:55I bet the Bruins would love having you on the ice
25:57A year early
25:58Huh
25:59Yeah they don't need me yet
26:00Fontano's got a few seasons left in him
26:03Plus
26:04I'm not ready yet
26:05I want to graduate
26:06We'll be right back after this commercial bro
26:10Must have a smart choice Garrett
26:15Probably good to be a little bit older before you go pro
26:1918 was really young for me to be thrown in the deep end
26:23He'll be better equipped to handle the pressure
26:25Come and find your life
26:29And we're back
26:30They saw a boy by Levy and the Bruins shut it up
26:34They've been deadly killers been outstanding and he's back in the game against the Bruins today
26:39Okay are you alone now?
26:41Can we talk about Aunt Kathy's new British accent?
26:43And she goes by Kiara now
26:45It's like a whole thing
26:47Okay wasn't she in London for like a week?
26:49Um
26:52Al?
26:53Huh?
26:54Um
26:54No
26:55Yeah totally
26:56Uh
26:57Okay what's going on?
26:59No nothing
27:00It's just like everyone's over
27:01Hey if you're busy I
27:03Hey Ali Hayes I can hear your nails
27:05Who are you texting?
27:06What?
27:07Nobody
27:08It's Sean
27:09You're backsliding
27:11Am not
27:12Hey it's okay
27:15It's my dad
27:16He um
27:17He can't find the remote again
27:19He uh
27:20I swear he has ADHD
27:21But his generation's undiagnosable
27:24Okay
27:24Okay
27:26Hey
27:27I should probably go help
27:28Um
27:29Love you miss you
27:30Gobble gobble
27:37Yeah
28:39Happy Thanksgiving. Do you have an appointment?
28:42Hi. No, I'm here for Jean Logan.
28:45And when did she check in?
28:46Last week.
28:48I'm sorry. New intakes don't have visitation privileges yet.
28:51No, I have a delivery.
28:54Can you just tell her it's from Jules?
28:57And John.
29:01Excuse me. I paid for this with my hard-earned cash.
29:05Well, I'll vent, will you? Jules and John, thank you.
29:08Any particular message? Happy Thanksgiving or...
29:11Actually, contraband, please.
29:25It's a family tradition.
29:27She'll get it.
29:33It don't mean a lot to her.
29:35Well, I'm here because it means a lot to you.
29:37And you're right.
29:40She is trying.
29:48So, what do you say we hit the hardware store on the way back?
29:52For real?
29:53I mean, we gotta shore up our supplies
29:54if we're gonna spread the Logan love this holiday season.
29:57In that case, better hit the stop and shop, too.
30:01One bag of marshmallows ain't gonna cut it.
30:05Let's go.
30:06Come on.
30:08I'm your leader, I'm your teacher, I'm your mission.
30:11Status check.
30:12All sides in the oven, chef.
30:14T-minus one hour, chef.
30:16I always wanted to say that.
30:17Oh, gosh.
30:17Which means, mis amigos,
30:19it is time to deep-fry the turkey.
30:21Yeah!
30:24Swing, you ready?
30:25Let's fucking do this.
30:26Nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one!
30:38Wait, I forgot the picture of the boot!
30:40Whoa!
30:42Whoa!
30:43Whoa!
30:43Whoa!
30:43Whoa!
30:43Whoa!
30:44Whoa!
30:45Whoa!
30:46Whoa!
30:47Whoa!
30:47Whoa!
30:48Whoa!
30:49Whoa!
31:12You guys are in for quite a treat.
31:14Cindy's mashed potatoes are really something.
31:17And dairy-free.
31:18It's a happy accident, Hannah.
31:22I asked Cindy to, uh, make the mac and cheese.
31:27With the breadcrumbs.
31:29Like Mom used to make.
31:32I didn't want to overstep.
31:33No.
31:35No, that's very kind.
31:38Thanks for coming.
31:40Means a lot to me.
31:46Phil, would you?
31:48Phil, would you?
31:48Yes, of course.
31:50We should say a little grace before we dig in.
31:53Oh?
31:54Yeah.
31:58Lord, thank you for this wonderful bounty you have bestowed upon us.
32:04Thank you for bringing us all together to enjoy this delicious meal, and for the hands that prepared it.
32:12We ask you to guide us towards love and understanding.
32:21To experience what it means to be family in this life and the next.
32:31Thank you, Lord.
32:40Amen.
32:43Amen.
32:59Everything okay?
33:00Yeah.
33:01I just gotta chill.
33:03She's thin-skinned, this one.
33:05Not billed for Boston winter.
33:07Why don't you go upstairs and get a different sweater, darling?
33:13Ow!
33:15Don't!
33:15Whoa!
33:16Just sit.
33:19Is there a problem?
33:22Sorry, I just...
33:25I need, uh...
33:27Um...
33:28I'm so sorry.
33:30I'm not feeling well.
33:35Can we go?
33:40Let's go.
33:44Slow down.
33:46Garrett, give me the keys.
33:47I'm driving.
33:48Hannah.
33:49Garrett.
33:50Please.
33:53Wait.
33:55Your coats.
34:01I'm gonna go warm up the car.
34:08Your wrist.
34:09It was an accident.
34:11No, it wasn't.
34:12I'm sorry I ruined Thanksgiving.
34:14Your father really wanted us all to-
34:16No, no, you-you-you didn't ruin...
34:21You can't stay.
34:22With him.
34:23Look, he felt awful after, and-and it-it's just-it's not who he is.
34:28It's exactly who he is.
34:30He says it's not gonna happen again.
34:32Right?
34:32He makes promises.
34:33He says he'll change.
34:34It's a lie.
34:35It's all a fucking lie.
34:36He doesn't care about you.
34:37He doesn't care about me.
34:37All he cares about is Phil fucking Graham.
34:39That's it.
34:40Listen to me.
34:41My mom didn't have the chance to get out.
34:44But you do.
34:44Please leave.
34:48Please.
35:01It's complicated.
35:18I can see you in my cell, and it's scaring me to death.
35:25I can't be so now, but I can't be like this any longer.
35:47Guess you give what you're giving.
35:53Karen.
35:55Are you okay?
35:57Yeah.
35:58Yeah, I'm fine.
36:00No, you're not.
36:10Garrett, talk to me.
36:24It's not always what you say.
36:26It's okay.
36:27It's okay.
36:28It's okay.
36:29I couldn't protect her.
36:33My mom.
36:36I tried, but I couldn't fight back.
36:43Karen.
36:45Did he hit you?
36:58What if I...
37:03What if I'm just like him?
37:04Hey, you're not.
37:06Hey, you're not.
37:07You...
37:09You would never hurt someone like that.
37:12She was scared of me.
37:14What?
37:14Cindy?
37:15The way she looked at me.
37:17It wasn't about you.
37:19She doesn't know you.
37:23Hey.
37:24It hurts.
37:31Daddy.
37:37I don't know how trust it should be.
37:42It hurts.
37:42Oh, ooh.
37:58I'm sorry.
38:03I should have told you everything.
38:06I should have told you the truth.
38:08You did.
38:09You did.
38:24What do you, what do you need?
38:32Let's just go home.
38:35Yeah, let's go home.
38:37Okay.
38:42I know this isn't exactly what we had planned for today, but I want to thank you all for
38:48coming together to enjoy this once proud bird.
38:53So, without further ado, let's play!
39:17Let's go home.
39:19Let's go home.
39:20Take me home.
39:22Take me home.
39:22To the place.
39:24Stop lying.
39:25That doesn't count.
39:27What?
39:29Yes, it does.
39:30All right.
40:01It's a Logan Thanksgiving, motherfucker!
40:43This might be the best sandwich I've ever had.
40:46There's something about cold turkey that just tastes better.
40:49I think it's the fact that you don't have to stress about it.
40:52It's cold turkey, not going anywhere.
40:54It's reliable.
40:59Well, Z.
41:01Yeah?
41:06It's just a sandwich.
41:07Still.
41:24Oh, wait.
41:26I forgot.
41:27Um...
41:29It's, uh, it's not mac and cheese with breadcrumbs, but...
41:39My therapist used to say that you can't let the bad memories erase the good ones.
41:45It seemed like a good one.
41:48It was.
41:53The cake was still so frozen that we couldn't cut into it.
42:04There we go.
42:06Hey!
42:06Hey, lovebirds!
42:08Glad we got you!
42:09Happy Thanksgiving!
42:10Happy Thanksgiving!
42:10Hey, wait, let me add Dean. We gotta get the whole fam here.
42:15Hello?
42:16Hey, what? Are you already asleep?
42:19It's called tryptophan, motherfuckers.
42:21Where are you?
42:22He's in fucking New York.
42:23On Thanksgiving.
42:25Yankees suck!
42:27Yankees suck!
42:28Hey!
42:28Yankees suck!
42:30Yankees suck!
42:31Okay, well, at least I'm not freezing my ass off at the rink.
42:33I don't know. Last time I checked, my ass was perfectly intact.
42:37Okay, confirm.
42:38You guys are so dumb.
42:39Dean, do you never have a shirt on?
42:42Wellzie, don't stoop to the level.
42:44Happy Thanksgiving!
42:46Good night!
42:46Happy Thanksgiving!
42:47Yes, Happy Thanksgiving dorks.
42:58They didn't see you.
43:10I knew you'd be at the party.
43:12Drinking a Coke and Bacardi.
43:14Not that it matters, but I'm breaking patterns.
43:16I'm getting so good at Pilates.
43:18Broke up with you in November.
43:20Sorry, I know you remember.
43:22Are you depressed or are you feeling better?
43:24Cause you're looking like it's a ladder.
43:26I've been so careful with your day.
43:30But I'm out late.
43:32And being a saint is exhausting.
43:34See me, I wanna be wanted.
43:36See me, I wanna be wanted.
43:38See me, I wanna be wanted.
43:42See me, I wanna be.
43:44See me, I wanna be.
43:47See me, I wanna be wanted.
43:56Just me or does he look amazing
43:59When he's all in his innocent faces
44:00Let's rip him off, talk to God, let's walk
44:04Suddenly all the way to one
44:07Taking it as a sign from God
44:09And I'm saying it over and over again
44:12I've been so careful with you, babe
44:16Your lines fade
44:18So I'm thinking that I'm gonna cross it
44:21Sue me, I wanna be wanted
44:22Sue me, I wanna be wanted
44:24Sue me, I wanna be, sue me, I wanna be
44:27Sue me, I wanna be wanted
44:28Sue me, I wanna be toxic
44:30Gonna blow up your life like a atomic
44:32Sue me, I wanna be, yeah, I wanna be
44:35Sue me, I wanna be wanted
44:36Your face by face, it's kissing day
44:41And I won't make it late cause I know that you want it
44:44You're my face, my place, it's business day
44:49And your roommate is here so it's no longer quiet
44:52Sue me, I wanna be, uh
44:54Sue me, I wanna be, yeah
44:56Sue me, I wanna be, sue me, I wanna be
44:58Sue me, I wanna be
45:01Wanted
45:14Sue me, I wanna be
45:44Sue me, I wanna be
45:44Sue me, I wanna be
45:44Sue me, I wanna be
45:44Sue me, I wanna be
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