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Off Campus Episode 1
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02:30In my class, average actually means average.
02:34That is why 70% of you got a C plus or lower.
02:37It's a fucking jock class.
02:39Like, why am I being forced to try?
02:40I probably failed.
02:41Oh, I definitely did.
02:43Do you think we can still drop it, bro?
02:45I can't.
02:46I need this for my major.
02:48Relax.
02:49Sure, your coach will convince Tolbert to get creative with your grading system.
02:54Jocks.
02:55So pretty.
02:57So entitled.
02:58Aren't you above stereotypes?
03:00Babe, I'm trying to be below one of those stereotypes.
03:04Maybe behind.
03:06And none of you star athletes should expect any special treatment.
03:09You knew what your practice schedule looked like before you signed up for this class, Mr. Maxwell.
03:14Me?
03:14No, I was just curious about extra credit opportunities to, you know, learn more.
03:19You can learn from your next assignment.
03:21Oral presentations.
03:23Okay.
03:24Yeah.
03:25Definitely dropping it.
03:28Thanks.
03:29Perfect.
03:30Another D.
03:32So, how'd you do?
03:34No, I'm good.
03:35Girl.
03:36Really?
03:37Yeah.
03:38I wrote in like an hour or so.
03:42Fucking hell, you aced it?
03:44I knew it.
03:45Show me.
03:46Do you mind?
03:47What?
03:49Only you get to look at things that you shouldn't?
03:51Okay.
03:52Now that we got that covered, anybody want to hazard a guess as to what we will be discussing today?
04:02There goes your manic pixie dream boy.
04:04Stop.
04:04Justin Cole's not my anything.
04:06It's not too late.
04:07It's not too late.
04:09You are intolerable.
04:11Did she do it?
04:12Did she talk to Justin Cole?
04:13No, no.
04:13She's too busy pining wistfully from afar.
04:16He has literally no idea who I am, okay?
04:18Am I supposed to just bling myself at him?
04:19Yes.
04:20Mona!
04:20I've said maybe two words to the guy, and they weren't even good words.
04:23Nana, you love his music, and you've been crushing on him for weeks.
04:26Mona!
04:26Soundchake's at five, you're on at nine, okay?
04:28Eight words, ever.
04:30Hey, Mona.
04:32Who's Mona?
04:33I think you.
04:37I'm not Mona.
04:38It is an M, though, right?
04:40Not even close.
04:41What do you want, Garrett Graham?
04:43Pedals to walk on?
04:44Maybe another fancy gym that costs thousands of dollars, even though the theater department
04:48is literally falling apart.
04:49Hmm.
04:51So, uh, I failed that paper.
04:53Sounds like a lot of people did.
04:55And I was thinking it'd be great if I didn't fail again.
04:59So.
05:01Was there a question in there?
05:02There's a question.
05:03I don't think I heard a question.
05:05You guys are late for a scene study.
05:07All right, go.
05:07I'll see you at dinner.
05:09Bye, Mona.
05:11I need your help.
05:13Wow.
05:14What?
05:15Uh, see, usually with questions, voices kind of go up at the end, and your voice didn't
05:20do that, so.
05:21Okay.
05:21Could you, pretty pleased with sugar on top, help me study so that I don't fail spectacularly?
05:27Better.
05:28But no.
05:30Come on.
05:31Do me a solid.
05:32I mean, you kind of owe me for that sneak peek.
05:34That was an honest mistake.
05:36Was it?
05:36I mean, tons of girls would have paid good money for the view you got, so.
05:40Okay, I'm scarred for life.
05:41If anything, you owe me.
05:43Well, I have to ace the oral presentation or I can't play.
05:46Okay, believe it or not, I have my own priorities that have nothing to do with bar hockey.
05:49Find another tutor, dude.
05:56Turns out I'm still 20 when I'm acting middle-aged.
06:01Same old conversation, all this small talk that I hate.
06:05And I never thought I'd say it, but I'm sick of everyone.
06:10I need to sweat it out.
06:12I need to have some fun.
06:15Get the girls, get the girls, get the girls, get the girls, get the girls, get the girls.
06:18Do the dance and the boys love this.
06:21I'm picking their lips.
06:22Wishing they had their big boy hands all on my hips.
06:26Everybody's on some drugs.
06:28Everybody wants some love.
06:30I don't want shit.
06:30I don't need to chase that head.
06:33As long as I got my boys and girls, I'm rich.
06:36Oh, shit.
06:37You're it.
06:37All right.
07:10Hey, wanted to talk to me?
07:12If this is about being late, I have a new idea for a shortcut.
07:19Oh.
07:20Oh, you have your bad news face.
07:24It's your scholarship.
07:26It's not happening this year.
07:28What?
07:29Budget cuts don't even get me started.
07:32No, we're three weeks into the semester.
07:34How can...
07:35No, no, they can't.
07:37No.
07:37We'll get you an appointment with the financial aid office.
07:39They can help.
07:41No, they're just going to give me another work-study job.
07:43I can barely do all my schoolwork as it is.
07:46Oh, my God.
07:47Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
07:49Don't stop breathing.
07:50You need air to process and live.
07:53Yeah, I also need money.
07:55Is there another scholarship I could apply for?
07:57Another classical composition scholarship?
08:02I could switch concentrations.
08:05I could switch concentrations.
08:05Performance?
08:05Girl, we both know you're a much stronger composer than clarinetist.
08:09And there's no money in classical.
08:11Well, jazz.
08:12Jazz.
08:12I could write jazz.
08:14Even less money.
08:16Right?
08:16What do I do?
08:18Well, let's chat again on Monday after you've had a few days to sit with this.
08:22Hey, Hannah.
08:23We're gonna get through it, okay?
08:30I could write pop.
08:32First place comes with a scholarship, right?
08:34Right, but...
08:35You just said that I'm a stronger composer than clarinetist moments ago.
08:38And I wrote an outstanding piece on pop harmonies in your music theory class freshman year.
08:44I mean, your word, outstanding.
08:46It's true.
08:47Not many people can write so eloquently about the harmonic vocal identities in the work of One Direction.
08:53Yeah, see?
08:53Yeah, I can totally pop.
08:55How hard can it be, really?
08:56Famous last words.
08:58Because the competition, it's pretty steep, Hannah.
09:00No, I can do this.
09:02I will do this.
09:06Okay.
09:07Bring some ideas into class.
09:09We'll talk.
09:11Okay.
09:22Dean!
09:25Dean!
09:27Where you at?
09:30Dean!
09:31Do not give me the silent treatment.
09:34He's taking the world's longest shower.
09:36Still.
09:36At least the door's shut this time.
09:39Logan!
09:41Drains clogged again.
09:42No shit.
09:43Finish your fucking shower.
09:44I'll come fix it.
09:47Dean!
09:47Come help with the kegs.
09:49Told you.
09:50I'll be right down.
09:51Yeah, but when?
09:55You want me to come down naked, Tucker?
09:57Because I'll do it.
09:59You sure will.
10:00Never mind.
10:01Forget I asked.
10:04Maybe Garrett will help.
10:06Where the fuck is Garrett?
10:08Hmm.
10:10Guys?
10:16Hey, what's up, bud?
10:17Hey, what's up, T?
10:19Garrett!
10:20Hey!
10:23Yo, Garrett!
10:24What's up, bud?
10:25What up?
10:26Can't wait for the evening.
10:27We'll be in tomorrow.
10:30Ladies?
10:31Hey!
10:32Garrett!
10:33You in it?
10:34I don't know.
10:35I don't know.
10:36I don't know.
10:37I don't know.
10:37I don't know.
10:38I don't know.
10:38I don't know.
10:41It smells good, Tucker.
10:46Dean?
10:47Dean?
10:48Dude, can't you see I'm cooking, man?
10:50Say it, bro.
10:51I just fixed the shower again.
10:54Give you one guess.
10:56Oh, jeez.
10:57Well, that could be any.
10:59Fuck, dude.
10:59It's obviously yours, bud.
11:01Don't look at me.
11:02What?
11:03Hey, shower sex is hot.
11:04What's the next time a drain gets clogged in this house so you can fix it?
11:06Yeah, like Dean's ever snaked a drain.
11:08Have you ever snaked a drain?
11:10I know what snaking a drain is.
11:12I mean, that counts, right?
11:13Hey, what are these dainty fucking sandwiches you're making, Tucker?
11:15It's a house party.
11:17We need dippables.
11:18I'm sorry.
11:19Did you just?
11:19Yeah, he just said, uh, dippables?
11:22Dippables.
11:22Dippables.
11:23Okay.
11:24Dippables.
11:25Yeah, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
11:27Look at that one.
11:28There's nothing for you, Logan.
11:29I'm going to make all my food.
11:30You're beautiful, man.
11:31I look great.
11:33I'll be listening to you.
11:43Hey, can you play something from this millennium, please?
11:46This is a classic.
11:54Would not have pegged you for an oldies guy.
11:58Kendall?
11:59Graham?
12:02What about your refill?
12:05One's my max.
12:07My before game.
12:09So strict.
12:10Are you also strict about non-alcoholic kinds of fun?
12:17Like what?
12:29I'm so into you, I can barely breathe.
12:34And all I want to do is support indeed.
12:40Close ain't close enough till we cross the line.
12:45So maybe we're getting to play.
12:47Hey, so for your pop showcase tour de force, are we feeling folklore vibes or mayhem?
12:53I don't know.
12:53I feel like I'm more of a tailor than a girl girl.
12:56You haven't fallen in love enough times to be a tailor.
12:59Yes, I have.
13:00With who?
13:03Okay, fine.
13:04Exactly.
13:05You never have crushes.
13:06The fact that you are down bad for Justin Paul is totally a sign that he's special.
13:11So be a tailor and do something about it.
13:24Okay, have you seen him?
13:25He's so much easier to look at than talk to.
13:28Come on.
13:29Just because he can play the guitar and has tiny tattoos doesn't make him some untouchable rock god.
13:35What are you afraid of?
13:39I don't know.
13:40Okay, maybe I talk to him and his accent makes me melt.
13:44And it goes terribly.
13:45Or he's just not interested.
13:47And then I never feel this way about anyone ever again.
13:51Or maybe, or maybe, I'm not you, Ali.
14:01I can't just find a husband day one of college.
14:04I can't talk to a guy like it's no big deal.
14:07I walked in on Garrett Graham in the shower and I fell over a laundry cart.
14:10You did what?
14:11I don't want to talk about it.
14:12You saw Garrett Graham naked?
14:15What did he look like?
14:17He looked naked and then I fell, which is my point.
14:21I can't do this.
14:23Okay, I have an idea.
14:24Literally everyone's going to block party tomorrow, including Justin, probably.
14:28When's an easier time to talk to a guy than a party?
14:31Well, I don't like parties.
14:32But you love music?
14:34No, I need to work on my showcase song.
14:37That's an excuse and you know it.
14:39No, it's not.
14:39I want to present a demo in my class next week.
14:42It's a whole and all-nighter.
14:43Come spend the night at Sean's anyway.
14:45You'll have the place to yourself.
14:47No, but...
14:47No, Hannah.
14:48I'm not letting you all fall out this time.
14:50If you want to be a tailor, you have to take a risk.
15:10I want you so bad, my fingers shook with it, and we could have all of the money in the
15:18world, but all the money in the world couldn't buy us this.
15:23If somebody else, if we're not in the world, I'm not going to do it.
15:28I'm not going to do it with them the same.
15:29I don't have any money, I'm not going to do it with them.
15:32I don't have any money in the world, but all the money in the world, they don't know what we
15:35will.
15:35I'll change my hair, you change your clothes, my cheek tattoos, they feel like I'll kiss me till my lips
15:44are bruised.
15:44I promise no one's watching me.
15:48Not just a body, you're somebody, would a body, you're somebody to me.
15:54Not just a body, you're somebody, would a body, would you body on me.
16:00Not just a body, you're somebody, would a body, would you body on me.
16:12What's that, your body...
16:27I'm just gonna get you on your thing
16:29It's through my head
16:31People talk, I know they do
16:34Let's let them talk about me
16:39Not a body, not a body
16:42You're somebody to me
16:44Ah, I'm so sorry
16:47Ah, I'm so sorry
16:50Oh, oh, oh
17:05I've missed you.
17:13I've been busy at practice.
17:15Yeah, no, it's not a judgment.
17:18I just missed you.
17:28Did you miss me?
17:31Um...
17:32Wow, okay, guess I misread this.
17:36No.
17:38Well, I mean, yeah, you kind of did, but...
17:41You know, Kendall, I've been very upfront.
17:43My whole life is morning workouts, class, practice, repeat.
17:48The whole team has practice, Garrett.
17:50Okay, they still have lives.
17:51Yeah, I mean, well, none of them were drafted by the Bruins.
17:55So you're special.
17:57What?
17:57That's not...
17:58No, I was just made captain.
18:00So the Bruins are watching every game, how I play, how I behave.
18:04I can't lose focus.
18:06So, like I said before, all I can offer is casual.
18:09Yeah, well, I don't want that anymore.
18:12Okay, I...
18:14I want to be your girlfriend.
18:17Why?
18:19Why?
18:20I mean, like, what I mean is I...
18:23What's my favorite band?
18:25My major.
18:27How do I like my coffee?
18:30What's my mother's name?
18:33Look, I don't know any of those answers about you, either.
18:36So maybe...
18:38You just want to be with the guy headed to the NHL, or you've deluded yourself into thinking
18:43that I'm someone I never pretended to be, but, um, either way, you deserve better.
18:51Fuck you, Garrett.
18:59Yeah, fuck me.
19:14All right, there's a lot of hype around these young guys.
19:16The Bruins are putting a lot of faith, a lot of stock in Garrett Graham.
19:20He has the ability and the potential to be a generational player.
19:24Wow, really?
19:24Garrett is the type of player who has that tenacity,
19:27but I'm betting that Garrett Graham proves me right.
19:30If you got a lady and you want her gone
19:34But you ain't got the guts
19:38She keeps making that you're not any day
19:41And that's a dry mess
19:45For a fee, I'm happy to be
19:48You're a back-to-man
19:50Come on.
19:51Hey!
19:52Turn to be
19:54Fightin' like a treat
19:56Fightin' like a treat
19:59Fightin' like a treat
20:01Fightin' like a treat
20:02That was a good one, that was a good one.
20:03Oh, I take it back!
20:10Move!
20:11Move!
20:12Come on!
20:12Come on!
20:16Fightin' like a treat
20:17versuchen regimen
20:17Hurry!
20:19Come on!
20:21Ha!
20:33We weren't dating.
20:34We kind of were.
20:35Yeah, you and Kendall have been hooking up all semester.
20:39How says...
20:40Nay!
20:41Nay!
20:41Nay!
20:42Okay, Dean agrees with you, which kind of just proves that you're wrong.
20:46Fuck.
20:46You know, I don't have to take this slander.
20:48I'm a responsible, upstanding member of society.
20:51Dean.
20:54I'll be ready in 30 minutes.
20:5730 minutes?
20:58Maybe an hour?
20:59That's ambitious.
21:00He gets a half hour.
21:01If he's any longer than that, we're leaving without him.
21:03Thanks, Doug.
21:04Yes, sir.
21:08Is your dad?
21:11Yeah.
21:15Yeah, he's got a new girlfriend, wants me to meet her.
21:17Ah.
21:19That's inevitable, right?
21:26Look, I know he can, uh, be a dick.
21:28No, he's more than a dick.
21:30Okay.
21:31But he's still your dad.
21:36All he cares about is hockey.
21:39You know, I only matter because I am him.
21:42I'm just a mini-fucking Phil Graham.
21:45Yeah, man.
21:45I mean, all you'd have to do is win a Stanley Cup, a Norris trophy or two, spend more time
21:50on your hair than a Kardashian, and bam, yeah, you're just like him.
21:55Hey.
21:58Your dad was great.
21:59Everybody knows it.
22:01But no one is expecting you to be him.
22:06He is.
22:08All our parents have expectations, G.
22:11Shit, I'd kill for my dad to even be into hockey, let alone a damn legend.
22:15All right?
22:16But we're not doing this for them.
22:20We're doing this because we love it.
22:23Right?
22:31Yeah.
22:33Thanks, man.
22:34Take a shower.
22:35You smell like shit.
22:36You're fine.
23:02Hi.
23:03You're in here.
23:05I can't pull an all-nighter in my room.
23:07I'll fall asleep.
23:08Fair enough.
23:09How's it coming?
23:11I have a melody.
23:13No lyrics, though.
23:14Well, that's great.
23:15That's like halfway done, right?
23:17No, not really.
23:18Lyrics are kind of a big thing in pop.
23:20That's why classical is easier.
23:22Dude, I have seen your sheet music.
23:24Classical is not easier.
23:27Definitely is.
23:29Well, have you ever written a pop song before?
23:32Not since high school.
23:34I don't come back to you.
23:35Like, riding a bike.
23:38Yeah, maybe.
23:40Hey.
23:42Be nice to my friend, Hannah.
23:44You just started writing.
23:46These things take time, right?
23:50What if I can't, Al?
23:52What if I write a terrible song, and I fail a pop showcase, and I can't afford my tuition
23:59next semester?
24:00You know, like, what if you're right?
24:01If I don't fall in love, I can't be a tailor that can write a perfect song about love and
24:07life and heartbreak.
24:08Hey, hey, you are setting the bar way too high.
24:11I mean, of course you're going to fall in love someday.
24:15Maybe it'll be with Justin.
24:17Maybe someone else.
24:20No, I've just been staring at this blank page all night, and I have literally no idea what
24:25it should be about.
24:27What did you write about in high school?
24:29What?
24:30You said you wrote in high school.
24:32What did you write about?
24:39Hannah?
24:41Nothing.
24:43It's dumb.
24:48Well, something will come to you, okay?
24:51Just give it time.
24:53Yeah.
24:55Hey, out of curiosity, you weren't supposed to open up alone.
24:59We weren't supposed to open up alone today, right?
25:05Shit!
25:29there you are sorry fella long time ain't as young as I fucking used to be I
25:36know I can't handle this all on my own you know no I'm sorry sorry
25:53hello hi hi picking up a takeaway order Justin Cole yeah yeah no I I know who you are we've
26:04spoken
26:05kind of um your your band is really good oh yeah thanks I'm not like a creepy soccer fan or
26:13anything I I work here so I've heard you say good the uniform right carried a watermelon
26:26what it's a dirty dancing um Jennifer Grey's this really awkward moment with Patrick Swayze when I
26:34sorry never mind yeah obviously I work here look I'm kind of in a rush can I oh my god
26:40yeah yeah
26:41sorry thank you yeah bye smooth I carried a watermelon anyone ever tell you that eavesdropping is rude did
26:52anyone ever tell you that your references are dated it's a classic I just uh came over here to see
26:57if
26:57I could place an order or is it like a self-serve kind of day I'll be right with you
27:02you know you
27:04shouldn't fawn over him what that guy you're too available like the girls throwing themselves at
27:09you over there that's a different scenario I don't do girlfriends they know that okay well
27:13congratulations Casanova but I don't need your help refill what if I paid you I was to take your
27:22dating advice to tutor me nerd you could just ask my name usually girls just tell me come on I'll
27:31pay
27:31you anything you're the only one who got an A on that paper so so I need to play why
27:37did you get
27:38off on beating people up what hockey is the only non-combat sport that doesn't eject its players for
27:44fighting it celebrates it keep when a team is down and points in actual strategies to pick a fight for
27:49morale sorry I'm sure you're not a bad guy I just don't like hockey yeah yeah
28:18hey just talk to him you'll be alright
28:24Papa Graham De Laurentiis great hit of McManus last week bet that kid felt it in his bones
28:31hey you know gotta keep my boy's back I like it Tucker you're looking good out there you're
28:36really finding your rhythm with the line thanks Mr. Graham we'll see you in the stands this afternoon
28:40wouldn't miss it
28:44Mr. Graham Logan looking handsome as ever you too man good to see you yeah
28:57saw that you made captain about time I'm a junior ah better late than never
29:08did you drive all the way out here to congratulate me or make me feel like I
29:11fucked up somehow look I tried calling you earlier but you don't answer I'm not here to
29:16fight can we just go inside no no thanks Garrett dad fine Cindy and I are getting married
29:30you've been dating for like two seconds six months that's not any better does she even
29:36fucking know you watch it I don't have any time for this we have a game today
29:40I know Eastwood our biggest rivals she wants to meet you your timing is fucking shit if you would
29:46just see you I didn't answer my phone cuz I don't want to talk to you you told me your
29:49news
29:50congratulations I'll see you at the wedding
29:59please welcome your very own
30:16I think he has the potential and honestly to have a
30:34bigger impact than Phil ever had all right I can't wait to hear what Phil has to say about that
30:38I think he can play that mean physical game but he needs to be consistent
31:07hey come on bro get your head in here
31:11this ain't a tour that's a tournament if I was stuck in a room with your shit I'll repeat
31:14this his dad certainly taught him everything he knows right
31:17Phil Graham's physicality was brutal and he's always on the warpath
31:20making daddy proud Graham
31:44I am curious to see what kind of player
31:47Derek Graham turns out to be
31:56he said that you know Garrett doesn't do the girlfriend thing he also doesn't do the
32:01repeat hookup thing you've been hooking up since summer
32:03whatever good friends and honestly he's playing like shit
32:06yo Graham's playing like shit
32:08I told you they're fucking losers
32:11let's hope they keep at it
32:12we'll destroy them
32:13hell yeah let me get some of that Delaney
32:16got you bro
32:26oh god
32:28oh
32:29oh
32:29oh
33:13Hey, Garrett!
33:15Hey, the game's not over!
33:35Hey, Garrett!
34:19Hey, Garrett!
34:54Hey, Garrett!
34:58Hey, Garrett!
35:00Hey, Garrett!
35:02Hey, Garrett!
35:07Hey, Garrett!
35:33Hey, Garrett!
35:36Hey, Garrett!
35:43Hey, Garrett!
35:43Hey, Garrett!
35:47Hey, Garrett!
35:49Hey, Garrett!
35:56Hey, Garrett!
36:12Hey, Garrett!
36:20Hey, Garrett!
36:32Hey, Garrett!
36:47Hey, Garrett!
36:51Hey, Garrett!
36:53Hey, Garrett!
36:54Hey, Garrett!
37:20Hey, Garrett!
37:32Hey, Garrett!
38:04Hey, Garrett!
38:04Hey, Garrett!
38:04Hey, Garrett!
38:04I have nothing to wear.
38:05Okay, well, that's not even remotely true.
38:08Come on, I'll pick out your outfit.
38:10You just do your makeup.
38:11Really try to look hot, Hannah.
38:13Do I not normally?
38:15You just look...
38:16Sean, help me.
38:18I plead the fifth.
38:20Fine, okay.
38:21I'll do your makeup too.
38:21Just hustle.
38:22Before Justin leaves.
38:47Oh, yes, bitch.
38:49That is what I'm talking about, honey.
38:52Okay, don't look now, but Justin is right over.
38:55I just said don't look now.
39:00Well, now you have to go over there.
39:02No, I talked to him earlier.
39:03He's not good.
39:05Stop thinking this.
39:06Now, this is why we pre-game.
39:08Now, put on your big girl pants and go talk to him.
39:10I mean, I can get us more shots if you need them, girl.
39:12Look at her courage.
39:13Hey, move your pressure.
39:14How was that?
39:14Hannah's friend in high school, I thought we'd be.
39:16You're not pressuring Hannah to drink in public.
39:19You're only pressuring Hannah to finally talk to Justin fucking Cole.
39:23Right?
39:24Fine, but can we dance first?
39:26Oh, yeah, we can.
39:28Oh, yeah, we can.
39:28Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
39:33I don't want to live now.
39:36Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
39:41Wow.
39:41That's it.
39:42Thank you so much.
39:49You know, if you pick your head up three inches, there's a party.
39:54The waitress from Malone's, what's her name?
39:58It's Hannah.
39:59What?
40:01Idiot.
40:02Dude, she's waited on us like 17,000 times.
40:05Who, she has?
40:07Yet you seriously haven't noticed her?
40:11No.
40:12All right, we're doing shots.
40:13We're doing shots, boys.
40:15All right, please.
40:16Come on.
40:16Bro, I'm watching you spill it right now.
40:17Give me a shot.
40:18Come on, buddy.
40:18Have some faith.
40:19Jeez.
40:19Thank you very much.
40:20Please take your tampon out and relax.
40:22Okay.
40:23Yep.
40:24A little bit of luck going on.
40:25Ooh.
40:28Oh.
40:29Drinking tonight, G?
40:32Uh, yeah.
40:32Okay.
40:33So it seems.
40:34Okay.
40:35Here's to me.
40:36Here's to you.
40:37Fuck the rest.
40:37Where by are you?
40:38That's her, baby.
40:39That's her.
40:39Come on.
40:40Get one, Dini.
40:41Get in here.
40:41Cheers, boy.
40:41Thanks.
40:44Here we go.
41:07Oh
41:41Oh
41:41Hello
41:46All yours princess
42:01Oh
42:18Okay, you're ready? No, I'm not. Don't worry. We'll be watching. Perfect. Okay, give me your coat
42:35Oh
42:54Hey your cat
42:58Yeah
43:01Grand um
43:03Stupid shoes
43:07I think we got off on the wrong foot earlier. I'm a musician too writer not performer
43:14You're sick. Yeah, what kind of stuff do you have?
43:17Classical mostly
43:20Classical yeah, but I'm trying out other styles too like pop folk r&b uh
43:28Rock electronic, but mostly pop though and well see classical
43:35Good babe, I am always telling you to wear your jacket. You never do
43:40Oh
43:41No
43:43What
43:45Hey
43:46I'm uh, I know you are man. Yeah, you were an island at Eastwood today. Yeah, thanks, man. No worries
43:52You're a hockey fan
43:54Uh, yeah, my uh, my dad played and nothing like phil graham that uh
43:59Yeah, we'd watch together
44:03You're Johanna, right? Yeah, Hannah wells
44:11Right now, it's nice to meet you
44:14Yeah, officially
44:15Yeah
44:16I don't know
44:16Oh
44:18Okay
44:19I don't know
44:20I don't know
44:20I don't know
44:20See her out
44:21Sweet
44:22Yeah
44:25Who the hell was that?
44:26And how do you suddenly know my name?
44:28Don't worry about it
44:29And you're welcome
44:31For
44:32Now jacob knows who you are
44:33Justin
44:34Whatever
44:36Look guys like that only want what someone else has, especially when that someone is a prior to you athlete
44:43You really have a healthy opinion of yourself, don't you?
44:45I actually thought that was pretty modest. I could have said starting center, team captain, highest scorer for two seasons
44:50straight
44:54It worked, didn't it?
45:08Why do you care? I haven't been particularly nice to you
45:14You're a music major, right?
45:17I saw your instagram
45:20You, uh, you sort of disappear when you play
45:27I don't mean that in a bad way, I mean, uh, you love it, I can tell
45:34Don't you love hockey like that?
45:38I don't know
45:41It's just something
45:44I've always done to impress my dad
45:49And does it?
45:51Nothing impresses him
45:53Not really
45:56What about your mom?
46:00She, um
46:05She died
46:07A while back
46:09Cancer
46:13Look
46:17I don't believe in favors or shortcuts
46:21I don't want to pass this class because somebody handed me the grade
46:23I want to earn it
46:26And
46:27I'm pretty sure you're the only one that can help me do that
46:31So what? I help you study for the midterm and you play my fake boyfriend to get Justin's attention?
46:39Something like that
46:42I ain't still have to pay me
46:46I don't know
46:47Yeah
46:48I don't know
46:56But I don't know
47:04I can't imagine what you'm gonna do
47:04But, uh, they don't know
47:06What's up?
47:08I mean, you're my favorite
47:09Like, I can't go into that
47:12So I don't know
47:13I don't know
47:13reference though hey this is why this is perfect you're not interested in me and i'm not interested
47:20in a relationship so this arrangement is mutually beneficial purely transactional
47:29so
47:37deal
47:55for this plan to work we have to settle we're gonna be fake dating there needs to be real kissing
48:02whoa easy i just met you what are we gonna do hold hands you seriously think that's gonna get
48:07justin's attention is he the king no
48:15he's looking now
48:20this won't make your friendship weird at all we're gonna convince anyone that we're hooking up you
48:24can't blush whenever i come near you get over yourself i don't blush oh yeah
48:32see nothing not bad
48:38it's me and you on the bruins that's the dream right
48:41garrett graham doesn't do girlfriends what's really going on
48:45oh my god justin's here be cool you're with me
48:50he is not just some random guy i want to hook up with he is a talented musician who i
48:54respect
48:55why don't you tell me what you think the song's about
48:57like being in love with someone who doesn't see you
49:02she's not my girlfriend but you clearly want her to be
49:10you're not taking us this seriously watch the player not the puck
49:14what the hell does that mean it means trust me
49:25if i looked all over the world and there's every type of girl
49:32once you're empty i seem to pass me by i'm dancing with myself
49:37so let's sink another drink it'll give me time to faint
49:44if i have the chance i miss the world to dance i'm dancing with myself oh oh
49:51dancing with myself dancing with myself
49:57but there's nothing to lose and there's nothing to prove i'm dancing with myself oh oh oh
50:14i'm dancing with myself
50:16i looked all over the world and there's every type of girl
50:21but your empty eyes seem to pass me by you left me dancing with myself
50:27so let's sink another drink it'll give me time to faint
50:33if i had the chance i miss the world to dance i'd be dancing dancing
50:40dancing with myself dancing with myself
50:46if i had the chance i miss the world to dance
50:49if i had the chance i miss the world to dance
50:52if i had the chance i miss the world to dance
50:57Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
51:53Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
52:24Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
52:54Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
52:56Oh, oh, oh
53:26Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
53:26oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
53:26oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
53:26oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
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53:26oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
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