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Never Have I Ever Season 4 Episode 4 Engsub
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00:11Don't worry, folks, you're not in an alternate dimension.
00:15Our good girl is actually dating a bad boy.
00:19After a truly humiliating start to senior year,
00:22Davey was finally hitting her stride.
00:25She was about to apply early to Princeton,
00:27and she was dating a stone-cold ten.
00:31And sure, Ethan wasn't good at school or polite to adults,
00:35but he had other skills that Davey deeply respected.
00:38Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go play the wordle
00:42while the next scene illustrates said skills.
00:56Okay, so, we're gonna be home alone for hours,
01:00and I was thinking maybe we could...
01:04Yeah.
01:12So, how should we do this?
01:14Me on top, or you on top?
01:15Or perhaps we could be side-to-side to be more egalitarian?
01:20Have you ever done this before?
01:21Once.
01:23But it didn't go so great.
01:25Well, that's because you didn't have sex with me.
01:29Yeah.
01:43I'm back, and today's wordle should have been Shiro,
01:47because our girl has pulled her senior year out of a nosedive,
01:50and now she's absolutely sorry.
01:54Whee!
01:55Face in the background,
01:58speeding sideways.
02:00Davey was finally the type of sexually active senior
02:03she'd always wanted to be.
02:05But right now, she needed to shift her focus away
02:08from e-missions toward admissions,
02:10because today was the college fair, baby!
02:14She would finally be face-to-face with the admissions officer,
02:17who would decide whether she got into Princeton.
02:21And she was determined to make an incredible first impression.
02:29What's up?
02:31I like your outfit.
02:32You look like a little business lady.
02:34It's hot.
02:38You wanna go to the supply closet and boss me around later?
02:41No, I can't.
02:43I have the college fair.
02:44And, hey, maybe you should pick that trash up?
02:48Mr. Morales, pick up your litter.
02:51This isn't the 405.
02:54Ms. Fishwar Kumar, walk with me.
02:56Hmm?
02:57I'll find you later.
02:58Okay.
03:00Ms. Warner, do you want to discuss my plan of attack
03:02for the college fair?
03:03No, no.
03:03I don't think you need any advice on how to attack anything.
03:06No, I want to discuss who you're choosing to spend your time with.
03:09Are you talking about my brand-new smoking hot boyfriend?
03:12Yeah, you can give me a high-five for that.
03:15Look, I understand the appeal for the bad boy.
03:18Most of my exes have stolen my identity.
03:20But you're getting ready to apply to Princeton.
03:22And I just don't want anything or anyone to drag you down.
03:27Trust me, nothing is getting in my way.
03:29I've been practicing my spiel for the Princeton rep for months.
03:32The tone is gonna be half Sheryl Sandberg, half Kool-Aid man.
03:36Breaking through the glass ceiling and the wall.
03:37Love it.
03:39Just be careful.
03:40Sometimes certain people can cloud our judgment.
03:43Ms. Warner, I'm a modern woman.
03:45I can do a bad boy and a good college at the same time.
03:49You'll see.
03:53Hello, Ms. Torres.
03:54Oh, Elise.
03:56What a surprise.
03:57Parents don't usually attend these college check-ins.
04:00I know, but it's a big decision,
04:01so I thought we could all tackle it together as a team.
04:04Okay.
04:06Well, Fabiola, what are you thinking?
04:08Well, I've narrowed my list to 15 schools
04:10that all have amazing robotics programs
04:13and a high ratio of single-stall bathrooms.
04:17Well, these are excellent.
04:18Michigan, Carnegie Mellon, Howard.
04:21They have a killer mechanical engineering program.
04:23So, are you thinking about early decision for any of these?
04:27I don't think so.
04:28I want to cast a wide net
04:29so that I find the absolute perfect school for me.
04:32This is where I'd like to jump in.
04:34I think Fab should apply early to an Ivy.
04:37Oh, I don't even know if I want to go to an Ivy, Mom.
04:40Everybody wants to go to an Ivy,
04:41and applying early can help your chances.
04:43Okay.
04:45There are Ivys who do offer early action,
04:48so you can still apply to these other schools.
04:50And which Ivys are those?
04:52Harvard, Yale, and Princeton.
04:54Oh, well, I can't do Princeton.
04:55That's Davie School.
04:57So I'm sure she would love for you two to go to school together.
05:00Mom, Princeton is insanely selective.
05:02They're not going to take more than one person early
05:04from a mediocre public school in the valley.
05:06No offense.
05:07No, no, no.
05:08That's pretty accurate.
05:09And Davie would kill me if I messed with her shot,
05:11especially when she called dibs on Princeton
05:13in, like, the first grade.
05:15Fabiola, you cannot count out a world-class institution
05:18because your friend called dibs.
05:20I expect you to look at all of these schools
05:22at the college fair, including Princeton.
05:24Mom.
05:25I said including Princeton.
05:28Thank you, Jennifer.
05:40Guess who's back from LASIK?
05:43Oh, Kamala.
05:45Oh, how are you feeling, Chalam?
05:48The surgery was actually fine.
05:50I would say that party's driving was more stressful.
05:53What was I supposed to do?
05:54Not reverse on the highway because we missed our exit.
05:57Okay.
05:58Uh, Kamala, why don't you go to the couch,
06:01lie down and rest?
06:02Andres is just patching the drywall upstairs,
06:04so it's a bit of a mess.
06:05Yeah.
06:06Andres is still working on the house?
06:08Didn't you already have him fix the stairs
06:09and then redo the garage?
06:11What do you want me to do?
06:12I mean, the house needs to be updated, right?
06:14Would you prefer I just let it fall down
06:16on our heads or something?
06:20All right, gals, it's game time.
06:22Let's get into that college fair.
06:29Okay, but first, how do I look?
06:31Fit check?
06:32Zit check?
06:33Ooh, can you see that this concealer blob
06:34is hiding a hickey?
06:35Nope.
06:35You look extremely profesh.
06:37Like a person who signs people up
06:39for credit cards at the airport.
06:41And Miss Warner said I couldn't do it all.
06:43I can be both sexy and successful.
06:45Wait, why doesn't Miss Warner think
06:46you're six sexy?
06:47Oh, no, she does.
06:48She just thinks that Ethan's bad for me.
06:50Oh, that's true.
06:51Yeah, he's like an anchor
06:52pulling you down into the depths.
06:54Well, wait, you guys agree with her?
06:56But, Eleanor, you had a crush on him, too.
06:57Yeah, because he's hot,
06:58but I wouldn't trust him
06:59with my social security number.
07:01Or your email address.
07:02Or your passwords.
07:02Or your credit card number.
07:03Or your diaries.
07:04Well, you guys are all wrong.
07:06He's just misunderstood.
07:08Yeah, by you.
07:10Davey, we get it.
07:11You're having your sensual hornissons,
07:12and we love that for you.
07:13And when the sex haze wears off,
07:15we will be here to help you flush that turd.
07:17Okay, you know what, guys?
07:18I'm really not enjoying this conversation.
07:20Now, if you'll excuse me,
07:21I'm gonna go practice my spiel.
07:28Hey.
07:29Think I'm on snack duty with you?
07:31Oh, welcome.
07:33I see that you also got snubbed
07:34from the faculty trip to Margaritaville.
07:36Wait, what trip?
07:37Yeah, the rest of the teachers
07:39are out day drinking
07:39while we chaperone this mayhem.
07:41So, congratulations
07:43on officially being real low status.
07:46Speak for yourself.
07:47I'm not low status.
07:48Mm, you're an assistant swim coach.
07:51I wouldn't exactly call that
07:52a top-tier position.
07:53So what?
07:54You're a substitute.
07:55Yeah.
07:56I'm admitting that I'm
07:57at the bottom of the barrel.
08:00Oh, I'm sorry, dude.
08:01I didn't mean to hit a nerve or anything.
08:03I'm just making a conversation,
08:04you know, at the saddest snack table
08:06in the world.
08:07You did it.
08:08Hit a nerve.
08:09It's totally chill.
08:10If you can't tell,
08:11Paxton was feeling a little insecure
08:14ever since he overheard
08:15the new Hot Pocket
08:16calling him pathetic.
08:18Well, heads up, Pax.
08:19Another kick in the dick
08:20is incoming.
08:21What's up, Paxton?
08:22Hey, guess what?
08:23I, uh, I just talked to the ASU rep
08:24for, like, five seconds,
08:25so I basically went there
08:26as long as you did.
08:28Yeah, that's real funny, bro.
08:30Thanks, man.
08:31So, uh,
08:32can I get some Fritos?
08:35Yeah.
08:41Appreciate it.
08:47Devi was choosing to ignore
08:49what her friend said about Ethan
08:51and instead focus on the person
08:53who could decide the fate of her future,
08:55a person who happened to be...
08:58I think you should have a picture of him.
09:00Hot Indian.
09:02Big up, Scots.
09:04The deities had provided,
09:06and Devi was now eschewing
09:08to our Desi sister.
09:11Just as soon as she could get through
09:12this long-ass line.
09:14Come on, Devi.
09:15What would Charles Sandberg do here?
09:18Forget that.
09:19What would the Kool-Aid man do here?
09:22We'd love to see you.
09:23So, here's me.
09:24Hi.
09:25Hi.
09:26Um, there's a line.
09:27I'm Devi Vishukumar,
09:28and here's why Princeton needs a girl like me.
09:30I'm at the top of all of my classes,
09:32I'm president of eight different clubs,
09:33and I've read every single book
09:35in the school library,
09:36including the dictionaries.
09:37So, someone say,
09:38I was born in the wrong decade.
09:40Baby, is it?
09:41I'm Akshara,
09:42and I was actually talking to somebody else.
09:44Yeah, but I'm...
09:46And you're...
09:49Indian.
09:50Oh, my gosh.
09:51Vodicum to you, too.
09:53Yeah, you're still gonna need to wait in line.
09:55Uh-oh.
09:56Okay, how about the elevator pitch?
09:58I'm in all AP classes,
09:59including two languages.
10:00I have a well over 4.0 GPA,
10:02and I'm actually first-year harpist in orchestra.
10:04Well, I'm actually the only harpist,
10:06but the harp is still
10:07a very difficult instrument to master, so...
10:09That's great, Devi.
10:10Thanks for stopping by.
10:12Oh, is that it?
10:13You don't want to ask any questions about myself?
10:15Nope.
10:16I think I understand you pretty well already.
10:22You know what?
10:23On second thought,
10:24I am gonna go to the back of the line,
10:26and maybe we could start over when I get to you?
10:29Not necessary.
10:30Have a great day.
10:32So,
10:33these are the packages I was talking about earlier.
10:36Hold on.
10:37What the hell just happened?
10:39Did Devi just screw up her chance at Princeton?
10:43That's my Columbia.
10:44It should be all about the Benjamin.
10:47Speaking of people who are shitting the bed at this fair...
10:57God, look at him.
10:58He's making me feel stressed,
11:00and I'm sitting in the bath right now.
11:06Yo, Devi, what are you doing?
11:07Aren't you supposed to be at your door conference?
11:09Nope.
11:10Because I blew it?
11:11The rep hated me.
11:13What?
11:13That bitch.
11:15Listen.
11:17Do you want me to slash your tires,
11:19or, you know, get your car?
11:21No.
11:21Please don't.
11:23I think I just came in too hot.
11:26Yeah, you did.
11:27Okay, I appreciate how you made that sound sexy,
11:30but I really need to figure out how I'm going to fix this.
11:32Okay.
11:33Here's what you have to do.
11:34So, you follow her to her car,
11:36and then when she starts to back up,
11:37you let her run you over just a little bit,
11:39and then she'll feel bad and give you whatever you want.
11:41What?
11:41Does that actually work?
11:43Yeah.
11:43How do you think I haven't been expelled yet?
11:45I get run over, like, once a week.
11:46Oh, okay.
11:48So, don't you put, like, fake blood on myself, or...
11:50Oh, damn.
11:51No, no, I'm not going to do that,
11:53and honestly, Ethan,
11:54you've got to stop messing with people's cars.
11:59So, what are you going to do?
12:01I don't need a scheme.
12:02I'm just going to show her who I really am.
12:04A mature young woman filled with grace and dignity.
12:08Please, please, please, please, please,
12:09let me have another chance.
12:11Actually, we have a little bit of a lunch break now,
12:13so I'm going to head to the lunchroom.
12:14Oh, yeah, please.
12:14I just, I feel like I really misrepresented myself,
12:17and I just thought I needed to say
12:19everything that I'm good at,
12:20which I realize now is very unlikable.
12:24I'm glad you realized that.
12:27I just...
12:28I've really wanted to go to Princeton
12:30ever since I was a little girl,
12:31and I guess the pressure got to me.
12:36All right, I'll give you 15 minutes,
12:37but I want one of those California grain bowls
12:39you guys do here.
12:41Yeah, yeah, coming right up!
12:45It's kind of cool living with three generations
12:47of women in my house.
12:48Yeah, Indian families definitely do not believe
12:50in nursing homes.
12:52My grandmother shared a bunk bed with me
12:54all through high school.
12:55Damn, Pate is way too much of a dealer for that.
12:57She demands a Cali King.
12:59Hey, hey.
13:00Ethan?
13:02You must be the Princeton lady?
13:04Yes, I am.
13:05And you are?
13:06Oh, no.
13:06So, what's this beautiful bonehead about to do?
13:09Is he gonna graffiti your face?
13:11I'm Ethan,
13:13Davy's boyfriend,
13:14and I just wanted to emphasize
13:15what a sick student she is.
13:17She's literally the smartest person I've ever met.
13:21This is the honorable list
13:24to get off the wall of the principal's office.
13:26She's at the top of it.
13:27And this is like a crazy huge school,
13:30so you should let her into your college
13:33or whatever.
13:35Well, impressive, Davy.
13:38Oh, my God.
13:39Was Davy's renegade romp partner
13:41actually being helpful to her academically?
13:44Take that, Fab L and Miss Dubs.
13:46Thank you, Ethan.
13:47That was really nice.
13:49Don't worry about it.
13:50Just want to hire my girl out.
13:52See you later, okay?
13:54Okay.
13:57I had a boyfriend like him in high school.
14:00Make sure to enjoy it
14:01because there truly are none of those
14:02in Ivy League schools.
14:13Party, how long have I been asleep?
14:15About three hours.
14:17Len?
14:18Where's my grandmother?
14:19Yeah, well, I'm sorry to startle you,
14:21but she went out to run some errands,
14:23so she asked me to keep an eye on you,
14:26and here I am.
14:29Oh, look.
14:30It's near me.
14:30Oh, give me that.
14:33Excuse me.
14:37Party, where are you?
14:38I'm picking up groceries
14:39so I can make medu barai your favorite.
14:42However, I did get a little distracted
14:44by the Bollywood movie playing in the store.
14:46Well, can you please come home now?
14:48Of course.
14:49As soon as the father approves
14:50of his daughter marrying the lowly tutor.
14:52Oh, so you're just going to leave me here with Len?
14:54I don't even know him.
14:55Give him a chance.
14:57Len is a great caretaker.
14:59Oh, but let me go.
15:01Ranveer is doing a shirtless dance.
15:02I'll be home soon.
15:04What?
15:04Party, that's going to take ten hours.
15:07Okay.
15:08Look,
15:09I know
15:11it's a little weird
15:12that I'm here,
15:13but I got to say
15:14I am the king
15:16of staying home during the day.
15:18Weekdays.
15:19And
15:19we also have the holy grail
15:21of playing hockey.
15:23And that is
15:24the prices, right?
15:26Can't even see anything.
15:28You don't have to see
15:28the bid on household items.
15:30You know your household items.
15:32You know what I'm good at?
15:33Discount toiletries.
15:34All right, Len.
15:36I see that you do have
15:37some skills.
15:39Please hand me
15:40the saltiest snack.
15:41That would be the popcorn.
15:44You want me to hold it for you?
15:46Yes, please.
15:46Okay.
15:51Hey!
15:51How did it go?
15:52Did Columbia offer you
15:54admission right there on the spot?
15:55I haven't talked to them yet.
15:57The line was too long.
15:58I'm just going to
15:58wait until after lunch.
16:00Are you okay?
16:01Why are you sweating so much?
16:02I don't know.
16:03I've been practicing
16:04my speech for weeks.
16:04And I was waiting in line.
16:06And it just started
16:07to feel a little hard to breathe.
16:08I think you're just
16:09panicking a little bit.
16:10Oh, yeah.
16:11Here, why don't you
16:12do your speech for me?
16:13Maybe that'll help you loosen up.
16:14Yeah, okay.
16:15But, uh, promise
16:16you won't be judgy?
16:17I'm not going to be judgy.
16:18Just go for it.
16:19All right.
16:21Power.
16:22Leadership.
16:23Innovation.
16:24Domination.
16:25You're getting the full package
16:26when you admit me.
16:27And that's why Columbia
16:29should be all
16:30about the Benjamin.
16:32Okay.
16:33Hey, that was
16:35good.
16:36I knew it.
16:37You're judging.
16:38Yes, I am.
16:39But only because
16:39that felt like
16:41a Bowflex commercial.
16:42What?
16:43Why don't you try a version
16:44that sounds more like you
16:45or is more conversational?
16:46Margo, criticism
16:47is not what I mean right now.
16:48Don't.
16:50Go.
16:51Oh, shit.
16:53Um,
16:54here.
16:55Here, let me try
16:56and wipe it off.
16:57Oh.
16:58Oh.
16:59Margo, just stop.
17:01I...
17:01Oh, damn it.
17:08Shit, shit, shit.
17:09Okay, come on.
17:11What the hell
17:12happened to you?
17:13Don't worry about it.
17:14Well, I hope you got
17:16to talk to the Columbia rep
17:17before you
17:17stabbed a minion?
17:19Yeah, I haven't talked
17:19to the Columbia rep yet.
17:20What?
17:21But you can't talk
17:22to him like that.
17:23I know that, Davey.
17:26Ah, damn it.
17:27I don't have one
17:28backup cablement in here.
17:29I actually do think
17:30I've got to...
17:31Hey, just walk away.
17:32How many times
17:32do I have to tell you
17:33that Margo doesn't want us...
17:34Want us to talk?
17:35Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:35I already know
17:36that was your decision.
17:37I overheard you guys.
17:39Listen.
17:40I'm just trying to say
17:42I have an extra shirt.
17:44Yeah, hard pass.
17:47Just come with me.
17:51All right.
17:52You seem like
17:52a woman's medium.
17:55Take off your shirt.
17:57Ow.
17:58Okay.
18:03Put this on.
18:10I never thought
18:11I'd be so grateful
18:12you were built
18:12like a shot putter.
18:13Um, please?
18:14I'm a snatched-waist
18:16lengthic queen.
18:17And so are you,
18:18apparently.
18:24Okay.
18:25Well, this actually
18:26looks pretty good.
18:29But, listen...
18:30Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:31We're still not friends.
18:32I get it.
18:32Now, go talk to Columbia.
18:40Okay.
18:40I talked to Harvard and Yale.
18:42I just need to grab
18:42a brochure from Princeton
18:43so my mom will get off
18:45my flipping case.
18:46Sorry to use the F word.
18:47Well, Davey's gone,
18:49so you're good to grab.
18:50Cool.
18:51Are you talking
18:52to any colleges?
18:53No.
18:54I'm only applying
18:54to acting conservatories.
18:56I'm not a liberal arts person.
18:57I'm a one-art person.
18:59I'm only here
19:00to study regional accents.
19:01Ooh!
19:02University of Iowa.
19:03BRB!
19:06Hi.
19:07What's your name?
19:07Oh, it doesn't matter.
19:08I'm just grabbing a brochure.
19:10There you go.
19:11Wait, are you
19:12on the robotics team?
19:13Or is that like
19:15an ironic shirt
19:16and I am just proving
19:17how old I am?
19:17Oh, uh, yeah.
19:19I'm actually the captain.
19:20Really?
19:21Is that something
19:21you want to study in college?
19:23Robotics?
19:24Yes, it's my passion.
19:26One of my best friends
19:27is actually a robot.
19:29Probably shouldn't
19:29have said that out loud.
19:31Well, Princeton
19:31has a phenomenal robotics team.
19:34They're building
19:34micromouse maze solvers,
19:36autonomous drones,
19:37and sorry to geek out,
19:39but this year
19:39they're building
19:39a fully functioning BB-8 droid
19:41like from The Force Awakens?
19:43Hmm?
19:44Yeah, I'd say we have
19:45the best program
19:45in the Ivy League.
19:47Here's my email
19:48if you have any questions.
19:49Oh, wow.
19:51Mm-hmm.
19:51No problem.
19:52I didn't get your name?
19:54It's Fabiola Torres.
20:04Hello?
20:05Can I help you?
20:06Oh, no.
20:07This isn't my shirt.
20:08Excuse me?
20:09Uh, sorry.
20:10No, nothing.
20:10I just...
20:11I had to borrow
20:11a girl's shirt.
20:13I don't know
20:14why I'm telling you that.
20:15Um, hi.
20:16I'm Ben.
20:16Hi, Ben.
20:17Did you sweat
20:18through the first shirt?
20:18That happens all the time
20:19at these things.
20:20No, um,
20:21I actually got a bunch
20:21of paint on myself
20:22when I was...
20:24practicing what
20:25I was gonna say to you.
20:26Ah, well, then.
20:27I think that paint
20:28did you a favor.
20:30I hate when kids
20:30come to me
20:31with some rehearse spiel.
20:32I'd much rather
20:33talk to someone
20:33who's just being themself.
20:35Really?
20:36Because normally
20:37I don't trust
20:37my natural personality.
20:40You seem okay
20:40to me, bud.
20:42So why don't you
20:42tell me about yourself?
20:44Okay.
20:45While I'm really involved
20:46at Sherman Oaks,
20:47I've been wanting
20:48to go to Columbia
20:49my whole life.
20:52You were so freaking amazing.
20:54You made me look so good.
20:55You always look so good.
20:57I feel like I could
20:58really get in, you know?
21:00I mean,
21:01I'm basically
21:02the last round of...
21:06Akshara?
21:11Ethan?
21:12Why do you have
21:13Akshara's wallet?
21:14Because I stole it.
21:16You robbed
21:16the Princeton rep?
21:18Are you insane?
21:18She was a bitch
21:19and she deserved it
21:20for icing you out.
21:21Plus, there's some cash
21:22in there and we could
21:22do a lot of damage
21:23at Romano's macaroni grill.
21:25How could you go
21:26into someone's purse
21:27and steal their wallet?
21:28Well, it was actually
21:28pretty easy because
21:29it wasn't really like a purse.
21:31It was more of a tote
21:31without like a zipper
21:32or anything.
21:33Oh my God.
21:34You are a dirt bag.
21:36What?
21:38You're not a bad boy.
21:39You're just
21:40a bad person.
21:42It's a little harsh.
21:44Ethan,
21:44thank you so much
21:46for this incredible
21:46sexual awakening.
21:48But I think I'm now
21:49having a moral awakening.
21:51I need to be with someone
21:53who knows right from wrong
21:54and that doesn't
21:55seem to be you.
21:57So you're dumping me.
22:00Oh, sweet, Ethan.
22:03Goodbye.
22:12Davey, do not
22:14knock on that door.
22:15Just leave the wallet
22:16in that potted fern
22:17and run.
22:18She's going to think
22:19you're a psycho.
22:21Oh.
22:22Oh.
22:25Oh.
22:27Oh.
22:28Oh.
22:28Davey,
22:30why are you at my hotel?
22:32Hi.
22:33I have your wallet.
22:35Oh.
22:36I've been looking
22:37everywhere for this.
22:38Thank you so much.
22:39Where did you find it?
22:40Funny story.
22:41Remember that handsome kid
22:42that was formerly
22:43my boyfriend?
22:45Well,
22:46he stole it.
22:48Oh.
22:49Wow.
22:50Yeah.
22:51Turns out he's
22:52kind of the worst.
22:54Anyway,
22:55I'm really sorry
22:56about almost
22:57all of our interactions.
22:59I would not understand
23:00if this is a deal breaker.
23:02Can I ask you a question?
23:04Mm-hmm.
23:05Why admit this to me?
23:06You could have just
23:07tossed it in that
23:08potted fern over there
23:09and run.
23:09Yeah, I know.
23:11But it felt like
23:12the right thing to do.
23:13Hmm.
23:14Well, I appreciate
23:15your honesty.
23:16It was brave
23:17bringing this back to me
23:18not knowing if I was
23:18going to press charges.
23:19Oh, my God.
23:20Was that on the table?
23:22I was joking.
23:24You're a good kid, baby.
23:26I think you have
23:26a bright future ahead of you.
23:28As long as you
23:29stop dating thieves.
23:31Yep.
23:32I can do that.
23:35Huh.
23:38Yeah, I got it.
23:39Money.
23:40Money.
23:41Oh, my God.
23:44Yo, what's up, mad packs?
23:45Why you look all Fury Road?
23:47Trent, can I ask you
23:48a question?
23:50Am I a loser now?
23:52What?
23:53Don't you dare talk
23:54about my best baby boy
23:55like that.
23:56Those little punks
23:57used to worship me.
23:58Now they're talking shit
23:59straight to my face.
24:01I don't know
24:01if you remember this,
24:02but you're Paxton Hall,
24:04yo goddamn Sheeta.
24:05You are the king
24:06of this jungle, baby.
24:08You're a legend.
24:09You're a handsome
24:10son of a bitch.
24:11And you're that guy.
24:13Yeah.
24:14Yeah.
24:14Sometimes I'm brushing
24:15my teeth at night.
24:16I can't even believe
24:17that we're best friends.
24:18And if you want
24:19their respect,
24:20you have to go in there
24:21and make them remember
24:22who the alpha is.
24:23That's what I'm talking about.
24:24That's what I'm talking about.
24:25I go to go to class.
24:27You're close.
24:28Yo, Shrimp.
24:30Hey.
24:31That little ASU joke
24:33back there
24:33was pretty funny, huh?
24:35Yeah, remember?
24:36Everyone who heard it laughed.
24:37Yeah, man, yeah.
24:41If you ever speak to me
24:42like that again,
24:43I'll give you Saturday
24:44detention for the rest
24:45of the year.
24:46Wait, what?
24:47And I'll make your
24:48lunch period 9 a.m.
24:50What, I'll still be full
24:51from breakfast?
24:52See, bro,
24:52I think you forget
24:53who you're talking to.
24:55And now,
24:55I have the power
24:57and the parking spot
24:58of a faculty member.
25:01See, I can make your life
25:03miserable
25:03if I want to.
25:06So, show some respect.
25:08Look, I'm really sorry,
25:09Paxton, right?
25:10Please don't be mad at me.
25:11You look really handsome.
25:14Red is totally
25:15your color, man!
25:26Lynn?
25:32Barty, is that you?
25:33I can't talk about this
25:35right now.
25:36There's somebody here.
25:36Hello?
25:37Whatever, sweetie.
25:39I'll call you.
25:43Oh, look who's up
25:44from the couch.
25:46Was there someone else here?
25:47Nope, just good old Len.
25:49Your grandma should be home
25:50in about 10 minutes.
25:52Ho!
25:53Come on!
25:54Let's get you back
25:55to the couch
25:55before you ruin
25:56your brand new corneas.
25:58But I heard somebody.
26:00The neighbors love to talk
26:03and loud.
26:04In Davy's attempt
26:06to have it all,
26:07she nearly lost
26:08the thing she cared
26:09about most.
26:10Yes, she did care
26:11about having
26:12a fulfilling sex life,
26:13but not at the cost
26:14of her future.
26:15And speaking of future,
26:17it was beginning right now
26:18for her and all
26:19the other kids
26:20submitting early
26:21decision applications.
26:23After all,
26:23for dorks like these kids,
26:25Sluice, baby!
26:26College is where
26:27your life really starts.
26:28I am so proud
26:29of you, honey.
26:30You're going to be
26:31glad you did this.
26:32I really hope so.
26:35Unless, of course,
26:37there's a judicized
26:38obstacle in your path.
26:39That's enough about
26:41good girls
26:42and bad girls
26:45That's enough about
26:46good girls
26:47and bad girls
26:50That's enough about
26:52good girls
26:53and bad
27:01That's enough about
27:03good girls
27:04and bad girls
27:07Good girls and bad girls
27:12That's enough about good girls and bad girls
27:16Good girls and bad, bad girls
27:31Go to bed
27:45Good girls and bad girls
28:10Good girls and bad girls
28:11Good girls and bad girls
28:12Good girls and bad girls
28:13Good girls and bad girls
28:14Good girls and bad girls
28:16Good girls and bad girls
28:18Good girls and bad girls
28:19Good girls and bad girls
28:19Good girls and bad girls
28:20Good girls and bad girls
28:21Good girls and bad girls
28:23Good girls and bad girls
28:24Good girls and bad girls
28:29Good girls and bad girls
28:35.
29:05.
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