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Love I.s.l.a.n.d UK - Season 13 - Episode 06
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00:11My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
00:14Yes!
00:16We're back, but it's not business as usual!
00:19It's the same thing!
00:22I'll take you for a ride
00:23Who's looking for some fun?
00:26The villa has been overhauled from head to toes.
00:30Hands up for toe-sucking.
00:34It's going to be raunchy.
00:38It's going to be risky.
00:40I love that one too!
00:41And it's going to be downright rude.
00:49Add to that a blizzard doll.
00:51Snogging.
00:53Snacking.
00:54It's got a soggy bottom.
00:56Rapping.
00:57Here we go.
00:58I believe in cheese.
01:00Plus regular travel updates.
01:03Oh my God.
01:04Help, help!
01:05It can only mean one thing.
01:07It's the return of Love Island Unseen Man!
01:11We're actually talking about foreign literature.
01:13Bye!
01:14Bye friends!
01:33Six days earlier
01:36We were all witness to a television event of truly cosmic proportions
01:40The big bosses of Love Island have spent months studying the universe
01:44And consulting scientific experts
01:46Their conclusion?
01:48The original Big Bang got one thing wrong
01:52Daytime
01:53The Love Island gods have spoken
01:56And turned day into night
02:09Day is the new night and black is
02:12Well, black is still the new black
02:14And in the biggest ever shake-up to the formats
02:18We had night time entrances
02:22Hey, surprise, how's your day?
02:23Nice to meet you, ready to be amazed
02:29How are we getting out of here?
02:31How did we get out of here?
02:32Oh
02:33Oh
02:34Oh
02:35Oh
02:35Oh
02:36Oh
02:36Oh
02:36Oh my gosh, help me
02:49Help me
03:04Thank you
03:06Thank you
03:35Oh
03:36Yes
03:44Hello
03:49Hello
03:50Anyone here?
03:51Oh no they've gone
03:52Where have they gone?
03:55Get me Meowajama
04:02Hello it's me
04:04Ian Sterling
04:07Ian with two eyes
04:08The funny Scottish guy
04:10No that's Lewis Capaldi
04:13I'm at the studio where is everyone
04:16Oh it was all changed with the profiles too
04:19This series fancy
04:22What do you mean it's secret
04:26Well we'll see about that
04:28I'll find you
04:35I'll take to the air
04:38Wait is there a plane?
04:43Do you see a plane?
04:52Can't even see the plane
04:58I'll take to the sea
05:04I'll take to the air
05:07I'll take to the air
05:08Ah anyone know I have to steer these things
05:13Wee
05:14Do these things have a break?
05:17Oh my gosh
05:19Oh
05:22And that's how free I wanna be
05:24Oh I think I found them
05:27Oh I think I found them
05:27And here are some of the bits of the profiles you didn't see before
05:31Ah
05:31Check it out
05:32Check it out
05:33Icon
05:35How are we doing guys
05:36Views lovely
05:37Gorgeous
05:38Perfect settings
05:39Ready to get going
05:41Oh my god it's sensational
05:43Look at the view
05:44Love
05:46Montag
05:49I just love kissing people
05:51Cut that
05:55Cut
05:55Cut
05:56Cut
05:57Cut
05:57Cut
05:57Cut that out
05:58Oh my god
06:00Oh it's a hat
06:02You guys look at me all cap
06:08I feel like I'm like a hologram version of me
06:11Like I'm not actually here yet
06:12Like I cannot process this
06:34I haven't had a mirror so I don't know what I bloody look like
06:38It's like
06:39Grandma
06:40Can't they still wanna speak it about
06:42They wanna see what all the fuck's about
06:44I
06:45Been
06:46Straight trippin'
06:47When I see it's up
06:49In
06:50Please freaking
06:51Can you feel it count
06:53Down
06:54Space
06:55I've been
06:55One up
06:56We get moving
06:58Out
06:58Down
06:59Yeah we're moving like that
07:02What's that saying?
07:04You've got to break a few hearts before you meet your prince
07:07Is that it?
07:07I know it's a kiss a few frogs isn't it?
07:11Well that's my saying I've changed it
07:13I don't think there's anyone like me on planet earth
07:14Period
07:16Like I actually just don't
07:18And if you know someone like me
07:19Please call the number here
07:21But I don't think you do
07:22I genuinely think
07:24I'm not even
07:24I'm not even waffling
07:26This is no chicken waffle
07:27Yeah?
07:28I genuinely think
07:30I could beat a shark
07:32In a fight
07:33As in if
07:34If I'm in the sea
07:36And the sharks at me one on one
07:38I'm coming out on top
07:40There isn't
07:40I'm like
07:41Ask any of my friends
07:42Call them at home
07:43I promise you
07:44I've been saying this for years
07:46All you gotta do is come and
07:47Bang!
07:48It's gone
07:48You didn't even see that coming
07:52Thank you
07:57Having spent all their time brainstorming the reboot of the Islanders big entrance
08:02The producers completely forgot about the coupling up
08:05This time there are no games
08:07It's all down to you lot to sort it out amongst yourselves
08:11Genius!
08:12Get the Islanders to figure it out so the rest of us can clock off and go to bed
08:18So yes, LaBand is doing things a little differently this year
08:22But one thing that will never change are the get to know you chats
08:27They're as awkward as ever
08:29Right
08:30Do you need help?
08:31No
08:31Are you sure?
08:32Yeah, I think
08:35Elegant
08:36Look at that
08:37Profession
08:37Wow shit
08:38Yeah, you have to be careful
08:39Okay
08:40Oh my god
08:42This is how you get the ick though
08:43What?
08:44On something like this
08:44No
08:45Do you want to get some water?
08:47Um
08:48Yes please
08:48I'll let me get you some
08:50Yes please
08:50Bear with
08:58Bear with
08:59Myself
09:00Oh this is cool
09:01Ha ha
09:03I wanted water but fuck that
09:05Do you do Brazilian Jiu Jitsu?
09:08No
09:08What is wrong?
09:09That is so
09:10No no no
09:11Who have you dated like?
09:12I've actually never dated anyone who does it
09:13Because I'm like I can't cope with that
09:14I feel like people judge me
09:16Yeah
09:17Just based on how I look
09:18Yeah
09:19Like I'm a fuckboy
09:20Yeah
09:21I do think you do give that
09:23I wouldn't say I am
09:24You do give fuckboy
09:26Yeah
09:26Not gonna lie
09:29Do you want eyes lolly instead?
09:31No thank you
09:37What's the Scottish lingo then?
09:39What's Ireland?
09:40Is that just like
09:41Yeah?
09:42Aye?
09:42Aye
09:42What else is there?
09:44I'm trying to think
09:44What would you call that in the kitchen?
09:46Like see that bit where the sink is?
09:49See there
09:51What?
09:52Like that
09:53Oh what the bit in the middle?
09:54It's an island
09:55No
09:56Like
09:57What?
09:57What?
09:58What is that to you?
10:00Like a countertop?
10:01It's a kitchen
10:02I don't know
10:03It's a
10:04What would you call it?
10:06Oh
10:06Go put that on the
10:08Counter
10:09Counter
10:09Yeah
10:10That's a bunker
10:12A bunker
10:13Aye
10:14Aye
10:14Aye
10:16Do you want a new cup?
10:17Yes
10:18It's fine
10:19I went
10:20I went
10:24Where are the cups?
10:25What do you need?
10:26Cups?
10:26Yeah
10:26For what?
10:27Water?
10:28Yeah
10:30Oh this is fresh?
10:32Is it?
10:33Wash it out
10:34No I'm rinsing it
10:35They're used to filter in the fridge
10:37Angelista did eventually get her chat with Opie
10:40About 30 seconds before the sun came up
10:51As we saw on the main show it wasn't long before Jasmine learned that Lorenzo really has a way with
10:56words
10:56I feel like you're very promiscuous
10:58You could be like
10:59No not in a bad way
11:02No I mean like
11:03You are very sexy
11:05What?
11:06You're very sexy
11:06Promiscuous
11:07No maybe I used that word wrong
11:08I'm so far off of that
11:10You have no idea
11:11That's not promiscuous
11:12Maybe I chose the wrong
11:13Nelly Furtado song
11:15It should have been Man Eater
11:16Yeah
11:16Yeah not promiscuous
11:19You think Lorenzo might watch his tongue after the first obnoxious outburst
11:23But au contraire
11:25Turns out
11:26He was just getting started
11:28A tart is a good thing
11:29It's like a
11:29Is it a fuck?
11:31No
11:31What?
11:32I would say
11:33Aidan's a top tart
11:35Are we calling
11:36Are we calling each other tarts?
11:39Yeah
11:39Yeah?
11:41I don't know about that bro
11:43This is lost on me
11:45I'm just not gonna speak for the next
11:46You know he said I look promiscuous
11:49What does that mean?
11:50What do you mean?
11:51What does that mean?
11:52That mysterious
11:53Yes that's not
11:54That's what I thought
11:55No
11:55Do you know what it means?
11:57No
11:57Do you know what it means?
11:59Like you're like a hoe
12:00Yes that's what it means
12:00I'm not sure that like a hoe is the exact Oxford English Dictionary definition of promiscuous
12:06Bit close enough Jasmine
12:14In this next unseen clip Ellie has something she wants to get off her chest
12:18My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant
12:21Yes
12:22Which one's Phil and which one's Grant?
12:24I don't know that's her
12:25You don't know?
12:25That's her choice
12:26Can I name them now then?
12:27Right
12:27Can I have a look?
12:29Yes
12:29So
12:31I'm thinking
12:34Wait what did she call them?
12:35Phil and Grant like the Mitchell brothers
12:42I've never heard of them
12:43The EastEnders
12:45Oh Phil and Grant
12:45Oh Phil and Grant
12:46Okay
12:48I don't think you're going to beat it
12:50We'll go Phil and Grant
12:51I don't think you can beat it
12:52It's an absolute belter
12:54Now everyone is
12:55Does she actually like
12:55She doesn't actually say that though
12:57Like when you come downstairs
12:58She put it on her Instagram
12:59No
13:00No
13:01She put it on her Instagram story when I had
13:02It was the one year
13:03When you got it done then
13:04She went happy one year to Phil and Grant
13:05Hey look
13:06Magnificent
13:20Ever wondered what it would be like
13:22If we had Alan Portridge on Love Island
13:24Well Lorenzo is giving us a pretty good idea in this unseen clip
13:28Aha
13:30Where are you from?
13:31You
13:32Me
13:33Me
13:34Where about this is that though?
13:36I am a female
13:36Is that up?
13:37Yeah
13:37Okay I'm down
13:39It's not down it's out
13:40Round the M25
13:42Yeah
13:42What about that I don't know
13:43What's your junction?
13:50What junction are you?
13:51I've never heard that one
13:5222
13:53How do you not know you come off on a junction?
13:56I know the motorway
13:56We're probably quite close junctions
13:58Yeah I think we are
14:00Yeah I feel like I'm 7 and like you're
14:02I'm like 5 and you're like 7
14:04I don't know how they work out where the junction is
14:06My way don't end
14:07I think so
14:07Where does it start and where does it end?
14:09Because there isn't
14:10If you've got London in the middle
14:12Right Hertfordshire is North East
14:14This is where I get a little bit lost
14:15So just slow it down
14:17I just know London's in there and that's as good as it gets
14:19What are you finding lost?
14:20I just said London's in the middle
14:23Okay carry on
14:23Right London there
14:24This is London
14:25Where is it?
14:27Like just north of London?
14:28North West?
14:29North East?
14:29Yes you
14:30Essex is literally
14:31Ah
14:32Essex is near
14:32Okay just simple
14:34Simple words
14:35North of London
14:36You've got Hertfordshire
14:37Then you've got Essex
14:38And then you've got Kent
14:39No?
14:40So you go round the M25
14:41Now he's talking
14:43You go wrap it around
14:45Yes you go round the M25
14:47Are you actually understanding this?
14:49No no no
14:50I know my maps
14:51Okay
14:52Do you actually
14:52I'm good with my maps
14:53Do you drive to
14:54Where like that?
14:55Yeah
14:55I drive in Scotland Danfoe
14:58Alright
14:58Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:00Eh?
15:00Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:03Is it?
15:04There's no way
15:04Do ya?
15:05What?
15:06Is it left hand drive?
15:07Left hand drive like normal
15:08No
15:09Do you drive on the left?
15:10It's just the same as England
15:11Same as England right?
15:12Oh my god
15:13You never know
15:14It's a different fucking land
15:15Do they have junctions though?
15:18Aye
15:18We do
15:19Dragons
15:20What?
15:21Junction are you?
15:22I don't know
15:23Does no one know their junction?
15:24No one knows their junction
15:25I don't think it's a normal thing to ask to be honest
15:27I've never been asked
15:28Yeah I've never been asked
15:29Oh great it
15:30There's something different
15:36Time for a quick dip into our Islanders pre-show interviews
15:39To ask OP
15:40What are you like?
15:42People always think I'm all right
15:43I'm going to be
15:43Uns uns all the time
15:44But I'm actually like
15:46Ah ran it out of time
15:47We'll come back after to find out in his own words
15:50What?
15:51OP
15:52Like?
16:07Welcome back to Love Island Unseen bit
16:13We're here with the same old predictable cheesy unseen footage from the last week in the villa
16:17Here we go
16:18One
16:19Two
16:19Three
16:20I believe in cheese
16:22Can you stop please?
16:24No
16:25My G
16:27Cause I'm rapping about cheese
16:29Anything you want from us girls?
16:30Go to the ends pose, come back and then I'll go
16:32If you say so
16:34If you say so
16:37We'll give you the energy boost you need
16:41We've got hard hitting clips
16:43And again!
16:44And again!
16:45And again!
16:46And full body flips
16:48Fantastic
16:49Just say it like it is
16:51Like a duck on water
16:53Duck to water
16:54It's the same thing
16:58This year's Islanders really are the goat
17:02Oh
17:04I'm not even trying that one
17:06What the fuck is going on?
17:10Earlier we rudely interrupted Opie while talking about his favourite subject
17:14Opie
17:15But
17:17What's Opie like?
17:19People always think I'm all wet I'm going to be
17:21Unz unz all the time
17:22But I'm actually like
17:23Unz unz unz
17:24You know what I mean?
17:25There's like
17:26Again!
17:27Ops is a different
17:27Ops is a
17:28I'm like an onion
17:29You see that whole thing with Shrek?
17:31I'm like an onion
17:31Ops is an onion
17:33Caption that
17:33Opie's onions
17:35Is that going to be there?
17:35Opie's onions
17:38Not sure likening yourself to a vegetable that stinks and makes people cry is a great idea Opie
17:43But you do you
17:50Islander Ellie is flying the flag for Scotland this year and she expected a language barrier at Mallorca airport
17:56But not inside the villa
17:57Is Shrek Scottish?
17:59Yeah
17:59Is who? Shrek?
18:01Yeah
18:01That's just a wild comment to just whack out with
18:04That's a good point actually I didn't think of that
18:06Are you calling her Shrek?
18:07You're in bed with Shrek?
18:09Well done Opie
18:11Fiona
18:15Don't care
18:16So what am I Shrek?
18:18Is that what
18:18Like what's
18:19You can be Fiona and then he can be Lord Farquaad
18:21Lord Farquaad
18:27Where is that ogre?
18:39Luckily she didn't turn into an ogre last time
18:44And so Ellie discovered that a snog from Aidan wasn't true love's first kiss
18:55I took one look at the paint job around that fire pit and thought to myself there's no way it
18:59could get any more blue
19:04But it did get more blue for the first challenge of the series phone roulette
19:10One by one our islanders had to pick a phone out at random
19:12Hello random
19:15That phone then received a text containing a dare to be completed by the owner of the phone
19:20Oh!
19:22Suck the toes of an islander of your choice
19:29So let's do a call back and dial up the dares we didn't get to see
19:37Samaraj!
19:38Samaraj!
19:39Oh here we go
19:41Okay
19:42Oh no!
19:44I'd suck all the toes again
19:46Oh!
19:48Perform your favourite sex position with the islander you think would be best in bed
19:53Oh!
19:55Oh!
19:57Oh no! I'm scared
19:59You've got to lie down though
20:01And then put this leg over like this
20:04Oh my
20:05Like this
20:06Yeah!
20:08I love that one too
20:10Great position
20:12Yeah does anyone know the actual like name for that?
20:15It's called the Samaraj special
20:17Yes!
20:20Lorenzo!
20:23Say who you think is in the wrong couple and who they should be with instead
20:27Oh!
20:29That was not worrying
20:29Good question
20:30The couple that I can't see working I'd probably say Sam and Robin
20:34I don't think Sam's got to know Lola I think Sam and Lola could be
20:38Ooh!
20:39Ooh!
20:40Could be a little vibe going on yeah
20:42I think Robin should be with
20:45I think she should be with George
20:48Ooh!
20:50Cause she likes George
20:51Oh!
20:52Fucking hell!
20:53Do you miss him?
20:56I like Robin so
20:57Yeah!
20:59Oh!
21:01Ellie!
21:02Yay!
21:07Ding ding!
21:08Have a three way kiss with two boys you fancy the most
21:12Oh!
21:13That's a good one
21:14You haven't got to pick me
21:16Are you messing? This is your time to shine
21:17Do you fancy a kiss?
21:19Do you want us?
21:21Yeah!
21:21Yeah!
21:22Right!
21:26Ha ha ha ha!
21:29Oh!
21:33Say the nice
21:34Where are you going?
21:35You can just do it here if you want
21:36Oh do it here look
21:38Oh I don't know how to do it though
21:40Fucking hug!
21:41Yay!
21:42Go for the team!
21:43Tom!
21:49Don't love brother!
21:51How you doing?
21:52Was it a good kisser?
21:53Oh it's a great kisser mate
21:54Next time we'll do it without Ellie
21:56Next time we'll do it without Ellie
22:04After he spent the first night with his foot stuck in his mouth
22:07You'd think Lorenzo would have enjoyed that challenge
22:09But apparently not
22:11Do you like toe sucking?
22:13No
22:14No, not normally
22:16Who does?
22:17Not normally
22:17Hands up for toe sucking
22:19Oh!
22:21There's more than me thought
22:22I love it being done to me
22:24Really?
22:25Oh that's so hot
22:26It's so
22:27I've never really like let someone suck me toes
22:30That's hot
22:30I don't think it's very nice babe
22:32Wait Jasmine
22:33What do you like about it?
22:35What is it?
22:36Well it's nice in like sexual situations
22:38It's not nice as on a reg
22:42Tuesday afternoon where are those toes at?
22:45At the office getting her toes sucked
22:46Well Lorenzo would be a pro now so
22:49Not after that performance though
22:51Yeah
22:52You can teach me
22:53Shall I?
22:54Yeah
22:56Maybe not
22:57Is it just the toe sucking or does the tongue run across the toes?
23:02Whatever you want
23:03All of it
23:04Right
23:06But you're freaked out by feet
23:07What did you say?
23:09Are you freaked out by feet?
23:10Not freaked out by feet
23:11I just don't
23:12Think that
23:13I just don't think much of feet
23:15I like a nice foot
23:17But I won't be like
23:18Oh yeah
23:18That's a good foot
23:20Mmm
23:21Like I said
23:21I'm more about the arms
23:23Have you ever said that?
23:25Like I say
23:25Like I'm talking now
23:27Yeah skinny arms
23:29Skinny arms?
23:29I just told you that
23:31Anyone else fancy skinny arms?
23:33I'd ask for a show of hands
23:35But I'm afraid Lorenzo would suck those hands right up to the armpit
23:44Everyone knows that a coffee is not just a simple morning brew in the villa
23:47And that a latte is a Love Island love language
23:51And Aidan is worried he may be expressoing himself a little too much
23:55Where's the ice?
23:57That's new
24:00How many ice cubes do you want?
24:02One, two
24:04Four
24:04Four?
24:06It's going to fall out the cup
24:08Please
24:09So making a coffee in the morning
24:12Basically it instigates, you know, that things are quite serious really
24:16It means you have, you know, you might have genuine feelings towards somebody
24:20Why is it there?
24:22What?
24:23Do you not fill it up?
24:24What do I say to the top?
24:26Just try that, try that and I'll see if I fill it up
24:28Because I don't know if you need more milk in there or coffee
24:36What's that? Is that a yay or a nay?
24:39No
24:39Do you want more milk in it or what?
24:42No
24:42That'd do wouldn't it?
24:43I need caramel
24:45Don't be fussy
24:46I'm not, I'm going to just be caramel
24:47Don't be fussy
24:49I don't see it as a serious thing
24:50Like making someone a coffee in the morning
24:52I think it's quite normal
24:54Because I made her one this morning
24:56If I make everyone a coffee tomorrow
24:58It's kind of not seen as that serious
25:01And then I can kind of ease my way out of it
25:04That's not going to happen by the way
25:05I'm not going to get up and make everyone a coffee
25:06If you do end up making coffees, Aidan
25:09I'll have a double shot
25:10Mocha chocka
25:11De froca frapper
25:12Naca De Niro
25:13Thank you
25:19The title of this next unseen clip is on the tip of my tongue
25:22Do you want to know a fun fact?
25:23Go on
25:24If you look at anything
25:26Your tongue knows exactly what it would feel like to lick it
25:30Are you flirting with me?
25:32No
25:34Well if you want to take it that way grand
25:36But I'm actually dead serious
25:37Like look at anything
25:38And imagine licking it
25:39Your tongue knows exactly what it's going to be like
25:41Look at the net
25:41Look at the pillow
25:42It knows exactly what it will feel like
25:43Isn't that weird?
25:44Isn't that weird?
25:45Isn't it?
25:46That's so overstimulating for my brain
25:47It's cool though
25:48Yeah it actually is to be fair
25:49That's a fun fact
25:50Never knew that
25:51Right, any other fun facts?
25:53Do you have any for me?
25:54I've got a fun fact for you Sean
25:55It's time for a break
25:56So we'll have to come back later and find out
26:00What's the fun fact?
26:16You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits
26:19So let's get this party started
26:22Do you want me to show you what I'm like to you Sean?
26:24I'll give you a shot
26:25Okay ready
26:25Tuk-a-tun-tun
26:26Tuk-a-tun-tun
26:27Tuk-a-tun-tun
26:28Tuk-a-tun-tun
26:29Tuk-a-tun-tun
26:30Tuk-a-tun-tun
26:30Tuk-a-tun-tun
26:31Tuk-a-tun-tun
26:32That's me on the death rate
26:40We've danced back through the last seven days of the amazing bits
26:43That didn't get picked
26:45Have I got a bogey?
26:47Definitely in there
26:48Wait well go blow your nose
26:49No can you pick it out?
26:50Can you fuck off?
26:52These new islanders are always ready for a close-up
26:56Oh you fucker
26:58They certainly know how to strike a pose
27:01What's that called?
27:04That's the downward dog
27:05Look you've dusted your head
27:06Are you alright babe?
27:09Where's the down?
27:10It's Love Island Unseen Mids
27:16Before the break Sean was about to impart another fun facts
27:19Right any other fun facts?
27:20Do you have any for me?
27:21So go on then Sean
27:24What's the fun fact?
27:27Vote me
27:28Right a platypus
27:30What the fuck's a platypus?
27:31Oh my god a period of platypus
27:33Phineas and Ferb
27:34Phineas and Ferb
27:35Yeah so you do know
27:39Eh water
27:40Blood
27:42Or milk
27:44Water
27:44Milk
27:45Milk
27:46It sweats out milk isn't it?
27:47How the fuck do you know that?
27:49I like platypus
27:50No I don't know
27:51I can't remember I think I heard it at a table quiz
27:52To be fair though you're not a teacher
27:54Yeah I don't teach the kids that
27:56Today we're platypuses
28:01The girls are wasting no time
28:03It may only be week one
28:04But they're already discussing their type on paper
28:06But I read like chick flicks
28:07You know when they're like nothingy
28:08They're not like
28:09You're reading like psychological books
28:12Like that's so different to me
28:13I'm just like
28:13I'm a Colleen Hoover type of girl
28:15Oh I do like that
28:16Not that I like
28:17We're literally book club guys
28:19Yeah you are out BBC4
28:22We could also do highbrow
28:27I love um Claire Douglas
28:29She does like murder misuse
28:30What are they doing?
28:31Ooh
28:32Podcast
28:33I'm such a Bridget Jones girl
28:35No
28:35I don't know who Bridget Jones is
28:37I'm a self help kind of book
28:38I find myself help because I'm like
28:39I lowkey know half of this already
28:40Yeah but I'm like
28:41Yeah this is kind of basic knowledge
28:42Like you should know this shit
28:44Like who doesn't know this hurrah
28:45They're living their life not knowing this stuff
28:46You just continue your book chats
28:48I'm going to go
28:49No but we were saying like
28:50Hey everyone
28:53Are you dipping your feet in?
28:55Yeah
28:57What are you guys chatting about?
28:58They were talking about books
28:59And I'm not going to lie
29:00Don't read
29:00Then you came over here
29:01You were like nah
29:02I don't read at all
29:03Forget this shit
29:04What's your favourite novel of the 20th century?
29:06We're talking about books as well
29:07Ah
29:08Fuck off
29:08We're actually talking about foreign literature
29:10Yeah
29:10The Swedish kind
29:11These are techniques
29:12Yeah the Swedish literature is really interesting
29:15We're thinking about taking a trip
29:16To the library
29:18Just to see the museums and the culture
29:19Yeah
29:20All the culture
29:21So much culture to take in
29:22I don't mind not reading
29:24I read a book
29:26During the lockdown
29:28What?
29:29I've came over here to avoid the book conversation
29:32And you're like
29:32I need a book
29:33Cause I'm actually just going to go sign myself
29:35Ellie is thinking that this is not the under the cover's actions she signed up for
29:44Robin may be a proud scouser but that doesn't mean she knows whereabouts in the UK Liverpool actually is
29:51You're going to have to teach me some slankin' how serious
29:53You've got one to teach me some slankin' how serious
29:53Cause when we get out and we have to come out and we have to go out and...
29:58Scott one's up with me
29:59Is he?
30:06You come up then, you come on right down, you come up.
30:10Well when I come down, up, up, when I come off, when I come off, when I come off, you're
30:21fine, it's away, sorry, sorry I don't like bugs.
30:24You don't like bugs?
30:25Then you shouldn't be watching this next unseen bit Robin.
30:28It's...
30:30Islanders get scared by something!
30:34What?
30:35Do you know what I like?
30:36I like like...
30:38That bug is literally...
30:41No one's, no one's actually pulled me a butt.
30:45Can you do that?
30:46Oh, my fuck.
30:48Do you know what?
30:49They don't fuck around, do they?
30:50They'll just come right at you.
30:52It's so nice to have someone come in and just be like, a man.
30:57Oh, man.
31:00If I had chopsticks, if I'd have fucking caught that.
31:03Like I think we're just like...
31:04Oh, my God, sorry, that is a ginormous loss.
31:07I mean, it's probably just attracting people who got perfume and stuff on.
31:09Fuck's sake.
31:12Oh!
31:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
31:15You're upsetting me.
31:17Okay.
31:17I need her to take...
31:18Take one for the team.
31:19Ah!
31:20Where is it?
31:21You're all right, you're all right.
31:22It landed on my face!
31:23I just saw that happen in 4K.
31:26What the hell?
31:27That is a monster.
31:28Did you see it on my face?
31:29It literally landed on my face.
31:32You guys just slapped me.
31:32I love you have...
31:33It hurt.
31:34I'm not joking.
31:35That I should do.
31:36Yeah.
31:36Like one day I'll just come over and I'll give you like...
31:38I bought you a gift.
31:40Just that...
31:41Get it off me.
31:42Ah!
31:44Why did...
31:46Why...
31:46Why didn't you get it off me?
31:48I just want to see what he's going to do.
31:49He's coming back for revenge.
31:50I think that is the...
31:51That is the same one!
31:54I was quite calm.
31:55Like whatever happened, happened.
31:58But now I'm like ready to...
32:01What is that?
32:02Whoa!
32:03What?
32:03It just fell.
32:05Wait, take a picture of it.
32:06It's a beetle.
32:07Oh, it's Islanders.
32:09Take a pic with something.
32:12I'll take a pic of you taking a pic of him.
32:15Come on.
32:15And then I'm going to take a pic of you taking a pic of...
32:17Me taking a pic.
32:26Pick it up.
32:28That's massive.
32:28Don't pick that up.
32:29You just told me to pick it up.
32:31Yeah, I tried my mind.
32:33Oh!
32:34Beetle catching.
32:35Oh!
32:36Oh!
32:36We don't know if it's poisonous.
32:37Oh!
32:38Oh!
32:38Oh!
32:41I don't know that shit.
32:42If you don't like it, Opie, then don't do a photo shoot with a dung beetle.
32:52It's the first week and already the Terrace has seen some serious lip action.
32:56Oh!
32:57Oh my God.
33:06Well...
33:08Oh my God.
33:14Oh my God.
33:19Oh my God.
33:23Oh my God.
33:27But what I'd like to know is what sweet nothings were uttered to set the romantic tone.
33:36Shut up. I swear to God I need to pee. You can just take in stuff.
33:42Are you leaving me already? He's literally leaving me already. He's like, I need a way.
33:50How romantic.
34:13Oh, the romance.
34:20I was quite flattered to hear that Lorenzo was talking to Ellie about one of the funniest people to come
34:25out of Scotland.
34:26Which one of you has taken a shit?
34:32Disgusting.
34:33She's great, that woman. She put Scotland on the map.
34:35Yeah, what an icon.
34:38Do you know her?
34:39No.
34:40Do I know her?
34:41Do you know the woman that asks if her kids have got her?
34:44No, I don't know her. I wish I did, though.
34:47I'm going to sing Shea Lloyd by Shea Lloyd.
34:53We do re-enact me.
35:00Let's see it, let's see it.
35:02No, I need to see it, like, front on.
35:04Right, right.
35:05Right, hold on.
35:06So what character do you want first?
35:09The wee lassie.
35:10There's two?
35:11No, the one that's sitting did nothing.
35:13Right, you ready?
35:27I'm going to sing Shea Lloyd by Shea Lloyd.
35:34This is like, year 11 drama.
35:38Oh, no, you saw this one, you saw this one, didn't you?
35:40Right, go, go, go.
35:41Which one of you has done that shit?
35:46And then you have to say, was it me?
35:47Was it me?
35:49Well, that's fucking one of you has.
35:51Disgusting!
35:54Sorry.
35:56Oh, good brother.
35:59Do you make her laugh?
36:01No.
36:03I don't.
36:03Are you ready?
36:04Go.
36:07Do you know what I mean?
36:08They speak much.
36:10I think it's a bit over the top now.
36:11I think they can't approve it.
36:12What's so funny?
36:13Yeah, Yasmin, that's so funny if you ask me.
36:16It's disgusting!
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37:56Everyone say cheese! Or better still, everyone say Love Island Unseen Bits!
38:07We're here to throw back to things you wish you had seen.
38:13MUSIC PLAYS
38:14Like that big ledge behind you, Yaz.
38:17Bloody!
38:18Ow!
38:19It's a programme that's easy to dip into.
38:23Oh, you've just put your hand on the...
38:24All right, listen, that's the least of my problems right now.
38:30It's a show that proves that when life sends you lemons, you can make lemonade.
38:35Fuck off!
38:36Yeah!
38:37At last, a talent that Opie hasn't mastered.
38:40It's Love Island Unseen Bits!
38:46I heard two of the girls walking past my voiceover booth yesterday saying,
38:49that Aidan, what a melt!
38:51I think it might have been something to do with this unseen bite.
38:54That looks good.
38:55Boy and Ramsay!
38:56Don't it, doesn't it?
38:57Smells good too, don't it?
38:58Is this mine but yours?
38:59You're right.
39:00You're right.
39:01You're right.
39:02Are you joking me?
39:04Can we share it?
39:09What?
39:09Has this been robbed?
39:11This has been robbed, mate.
39:12I know.
39:13It's all right, make another one.
39:14Round two.
39:15Oh, it's a bit soggy on that.
39:16It's a bit soggy.
39:18It's got a soggy bottom.
39:20Don't moan, babe.
39:22What did she say?
39:23It's a bit soggy.
39:24Bring it back here then.
39:26Sorry, Aidan.
39:27It looks like your reputation as a chef is toast.
39:30I want to give the girls...
39:32Is it a sandwich?
39:33Can I have some?
39:34Oh, my God!
39:36That is the best thing I've ever tasted.
39:43That's so good.
39:45I've got fun on shivers.
39:48Do you want to have that?
39:49I would.
39:50She would?
39:51Yes, she would.
39:52How fucking good is that?
39:53Wow.
39:54How good is this?
39:58That's my favourite thing in the world.
40:07Incredible from him.
40:11He's an amazing man.
40:13Well, this is a Love Island first.
40:15A girl that likes a cheesy fella who strings her along.
40:2424 hours after they entered the villa, the truth came out about George and Yasmin's secret mission from Maya.
40:30Islanders, Yasmin and George entered the villa yesterday. They have been keeping a secret.
40:36No, I don't think it's funny, you know.
40:38Well, that's what you were wrong, Yasmin. It was funny. First, everyone pulled a funny face. And then there was
40:45this priceless bit of comedy timing as Samraj and Ellie were sent packing.
40:52Alien Samraj, it's not over yet. A second chance is coming.
40:57Is this a joke?
40:58It is a joke, Samraj. I told you this was funny.
41:02The games have begun.
41:05I'm ready.
41:05Also ready were two brand new bombshells, so Ellie and Samraj went from dumped to double dates.
41:13And here are some delicious unseen bits that you didn't get to see.
41:18Nice!
41:18Lovely, innit?
41:19Sorry, what was your name?
41:20Cavan.
41:21Cavan, yeah, the K. It's different, innit?
41:23Oh, Cavan?
41:24Cavan, yeah.
41:24I sound horrible saying that.
41:26Where are you from? You've got to be with an accent.
41:27Have a guess.
41:30Welsh.
41:31No.
41:31No? Scottish?
41:32Yeah.
41:33Fifty, fifty, innit?
41:34Fifty, fifty.
41:35I was going to say, close enough, but it's a mile's half.
41:37Do I have this before?
41:38I'm a model, darling. I'm used to the cameras.
41:40Make sure you get my good side, OK?
41:43Cheers.
41:43To us.
41:44Cheers.
41:45Indeed.
41:46Sorry.
41:47I just pulled away.
41:50Yeah, I need to put this down. I actually can't see that fucking thing.
41:53I should have got that bow ties down, cos I'm slitting in that lane all night.
41:56It's OK, there's a flyer.
41:57Yeah, I was going to say, you don't want that anything.
42:00What's going to happen?
42:02Come on.
42:03Let's go.
42:03Oh.
42:04It's fine.
42:08Pffft.
42:09You just hit my head.
42:16It's back!
42:18It's time for...
42:19Beach Up Bonanza!
42:22I asked our ancestors to show me their party tricks.
42:26Party tricks?
42:27I don't know.
42:30I could do the moonwalk.
42:34Mate, that was shit to be fair.
42:37I have the world's crappiest party tricks, which I'm going to show you guys, cos the world needs to see
42:43it.
42:57I think I've got one.
43:01Two legs up and a little like this, make it rain.
43:05So, this one bends a lot worse than this one, but this one's pure minging.
43:14Tense my abs.
43:15I think having abs is the party trick, so...
43:24Huh?
43:26Eh?
43:27I don't know!
43:29pins
43:33Ups easily since it's procede
43:33It looks like this.
43:39wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
43:42wait wait wait
43:45wait wait wait wait
43:47Oh
43:49wait wait wait
43:50I've got really bendy, wendy hands so that I can do this weird thing.
43:54I can do the magic mic one where I jump in the air and I grind on the floor.
44:00Oh! Oh no!
44:03I think we're okay.
44:08Is it alright? Is that when I should do it again?
44:12Maybe not.
44:15Come back next week for some more...
44:18Beach Up in Canada!
44:24Unseen Bits is contractually obliged to include a certain amount of farts in each episode,
44:29but we are almost at the end and we have not reached our quota.
44:32We're going to get reported to WAFT.com. Let's have one last look.
44:36I am terrified to see the Unseen Bits because I am just exactly how I am at home.
44:40I will be farting on Unseen Bits. Me too!
44:44It's that time again!
44:46If it doesn't do it...
44:48100% they're going to use that shit.
44:49Yeah, 100%.
44:50Of course we are in just in time.
44:53It was a princess pop. It wasn't anything else.
44:55It wasn't a fart.
44:57We'll take a princess pop, Yasmin, thanks.
45:00See you next time. Bye!
45:02Bye!
45:03Bye!
45:05Bye!
45:13Bye!
45:20Bye!
45:26Bye!
45:27Bye!
45:27Bye!
45:29Bye!
45:31Bye!
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