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00:03Tonight, join Anne Edmonds, Jack Ansett, Lizzie Hu, Ed Cavalli and Sam Pang as we look back on the week
00:12and ask, have you been paying attention?
00:16And now the Chris Master General, Tom Gleister.
00:22Hello there, great to have your company for our weekly wander back through all that's been making news over the
00:27past seven days.
00:28There's a fair bit going on, and how's this for a line-up to help highlight the key moments?
00:33Making his show debut thrilled to have him with us, please welcome the wonderful Jack Ansett.
00:39She's a comedian, greyhound lover and the voice of AirAsia.
00:43Fasten your seatbelts, we're taking off with Lizzie Hu.
00:47He's four episodes into a month-long run of Cup Fever.
00:51It's the sleep-deprived Ed Cavalli.
00:55She has just wrapped up on season one of Bad Company.
00:59Back in our company tonight, say hello to the amazing Anne Edmonds.
01:03And finally, star of the hit ABC TV series Ground Up.
01:07There's already talk of a sequel and a theme park ride.
01:10It's Mr Sam Pang.
01:15Yeah, first time on the show, so excited to have you.
01:17For those who might have missed it, give us the Jack Ansett story.
01:21Yes, Tom, thank you for having me.
01:22I'm a comedian from New Zealand.
01:25I used to be a high school drama teacher, yes.
01:30I initially applied to be a health teacher,
01:33but they said you're not allowed to teach puberty if you haven't quite been through it yourself.
01:37Oh, that's probably a requirement.
01:39I couldn't do that, yeah.
01:40So quite a pivot from the teaching.
01:42Yes, absolutely.
01:42But I'm just excited to be here on the Channel 10 network.
01:45Yes, that's it.
01:47Yes, Ed.
01:50What are your other favourite shows on the Channel 10 network?
01:53Yeah.
01:54Yeah.
01:55Well, well, Ed.
01:56Well, I enjoyed my brief stint on dogs behaving bad.
02:01That's it.
02:02You know all our back catalogue.
02:04Nice.
02:04Yes.
02:04Now, Jack, we saw this on your socials.
02:07What's going on?
02:09Whoa, whoa.
02:09Jack.
02:10Whoa, Jack.
02:11What's going on there?
02:12Yeah.
02:13I'll have what he's having.
02:15No, no.
02:16Did you paint that?
02:18What is that?
02:18Look, every birthday I say,
02:21please just get me a card, Grandma, and...
02:26No, this was...
02:28This was a task I had on Taskmaster New Zealand,
02:33to bring in the thing with the most feline energy.
02:37So, yes, I looked at my cat for an hour
02:39and then went to a life touring class.
02:42Both giving off that energy.
02:43Hey, Lizzie, great to have you back.
02:46And we see you've taken up a new hobby.
02:48Yeah, I've got a new hobby.
02:48And you're rather passionate about...
02:49Oh, yes, I've taken up golf.
02:51Yeah, you.
02:51I know, look pro, don't I?
02:53I want to be good at it, though.
02:54Yeah.
02:54I want to be good.
02:55I want to be so good at golf that people think that I'm Korean.
02:58And that would be...
03:00There is no higher level to get to, Lizzie.
03:03And I think we've got some footage of you.
03:05Where could it be?
03:06Oh, look, there it is.
03:07Remember, you've got to play it as it lies.
03:09There it is.
03:10Oh, dear.
03:12I know.
03:14Can you believe that?
03:15That was my first hole in tree.
03:16Wow.
03:18That's like Taylor Swift's last album.
03:20Unplayable, I think.
03:21And it's...
03:22So you have to, um...
03:24This guy with a current reference.
03:26That was great.
03:27You have to...
03:27I'm trying to remember.
03:28Sam, you play golf.
03:29What's the rule there?
03:30You take it out of the tree, one club...
03:31Sorry.
03:31We're all just enjoying how happy you are with that.
03:34That was really good.
03:35That was really good.
03:37That was really good.
03:38Welcome back, Anne.
03:40And welcome back.
03:41Thank you very much.
03:42And I believe there's some very exciting news from your household.
03:44Yep, yep.
03:46Lloyd and I decided to swap positions on the couch the other night.
03:48Wow.
03:49Wonderful.
03:51That's big.
03:53But the, uh, even bigger news...
03:55Yeah, we've been scrolling and I said, let's swap, babe!
03:57He said, let's break up!
04:01And, of course, the bigger news is that you're back baiting again, we see.
04:05I'm baiting.
04:05Chez...
04:06Might scroll.
04:07Chezzie might scroll.
04:08Yeah.
04:09Chezzie might scroll.
04:10How did, uh, how were they received?
04:12Oh, they were rock hard.
04:14Oh, okay.
04:16Gwenda had one and went, mmm.
04:18Yeah.
04:19Um, cause, you know, I like to bring the big issues, as you know.
04:23Of course.
04:23You know mini, they have mini Chezzie might scrolls.
04:26Yes, they do.
04:27Yeah.
04:27They're the same size as the normals.
04:29What?
04:30Yeah, it's true.
04:31Like, they're just a bag of normals, bagged up.
04:33And the minis...
04:34It's not mini, so I made my own and they were disgusting.
04:38Thanks for getting that off.
04:40Your chair's down.
04:40I thought, you know, you know, when Tom said you had news, you know what we thought.
04:44What?
04:45Oh, up the duff again?
04:47Yeah.
04:48Um...
04:48We have what they say, a golf ball in the tree.
04:53Can't believe that.
04:56Alright, we should get this quiz started.
04:58So, hands on buzzers.
05:00Pauline Hanson's new fundraising campaign kicked off with what three-word slogan?
05:06Jack?
05:06Uh, well, she's a ginger, so I'm gonna say slip, slop, slam.
05:09Very important.
05:11Not the one they came up with.
05:13Sam?
05:13Well, is it the same sentiment as her maiden speech from 1996, which was, Asians get out?
05:20Is...
05:21Might have been a subtext, but no, the slogan was Lizzie?
05:23I think it was, please explain.
05:26Is...
05:28I'll take that with a hyphen.
05:29I'll take that, Ed.
05:31Was it fire the liar?
05:32It wasn't indeed fire the liar.
05:34I don't know.
05:34It raised over two million, I think.
05:36Yeah, yeah, yeah, it did.
05:37Oh, heads up Australia.
05:38October 25, 11am.
05:40Put that date in your diary.
05:41Ooh, what's happening?
05:42October 25...
05:44Jack?
05:45Uh, my parents are out of town, party at my house.
05:48Oh, wow.
05:49Oh, my goodness.
05:50Not the answer I'm chasing.
05:53Uh, what's...
05:53This is big.
05:53It's a big...
05:54This is big?
05:55Yeah, it's big.
05:55This is actually big.
05:57End of the world.
05:58I mean, not that big.
06:00Uh, Ann?
06:00Is it daylight savings related?
06:02Gee, actually, that's around about that, but not 11am.
06:05Uh, Ed.
06:07It's the first flight from the new Western Sydney airport, Tommy.
06:11Yes, indeed.
06:12Western Sydney to Iran.
06:14No, no, no.
06:15It's a jet star from Western Sydney to the Gold Coast.
06:18Right.
06:19Uh, on the 25th and luggage due on the 26th.
06:22Well, it's official.
06:23Elon Musk is the world's first ever what?
06:27Lizzie.
06:27Virgin with children.
06:29Is he?
06:30That's quite amazing that he's pulled that off.
06:32It's gone a jack.
06:33Absent father and the kids are cool with it.
06:35He is.
06:36A lot of that's true, but he's done something just a couple of days ago.
06:39Sam.
06:41Trillionaire.
06:41Sam pay that.
06:42Trillionaire.
06:43Yeah, Elon greeted the announcement in typical fashion.
06:51Well, Donald Trump shocked fans by doing what at the NBA Finals?
06:56Jack.
06:57Welcome to country?
06:58Yeah, that would have...
06:59Would have shocked a few.
07:01Uh, no, he was in the crowd's hands.
07:02He sang the national anthem with the Wu-Tang Clan.
07:05He's...
07:05That's great.
07:07This was game three, if it helps.
07:09And everyone was a little put out by this behaviour.
07:12Lizzie.
07:12Did he fall asleep?
07:14The president fell asleep.
07:15Take a look.
07:19And it's, uh, it's been a sporting week for the U.S. president.
07:23He also found time to call the coach of the U.S. men's soccer team.
07:26Mr. President, how are you?
07:31There's a lot of these.
07:33There's a lot of these.
07:33There's a lot of these.
07:33There's a lot of these.
07:34There's a lot of these.
07:34There's a lot of these.
07:34Well, exciting news for Channel 10's parent company, Paramount.
07:37It's just purchased what?
07:39Dan.
07:40Studio 10.
07:41Would be, okay.
07:42A little late to the party on that, uh, franchise, but it's a bit...
07:45There's a big...
07:45Sam.
07:46We know I'm a company man, Tom.
07:47So, um...
07:49Warner Brothers.
07:51Yeah, you know, the merger.
07:52It's a great decision.
07:53It's officially approved by the U.S. Justice Department.
07:55So, it's now Paramount, Skydance, Warner Brothers, 10 Peach.
07:58What a...
07:59What a...
08:00What a...
08:00Synergies, Tom.
08:01The synergies.
08:02To a friendly meeting outside 10 Downing Street.
08:11What were those gentlemen there to do, Jack?
08:13Uh, share a mild butter chicken?
08:15Yes.
08:17Why not?
08:17Just a lovely collegiate moment.
08:20Lizzie?
08:21Strongest handshake.
08:22Yeah.
08:22There's a little...
08:22There's a little bit of, uh, that going on.
08:24Sam?
08:25They're there to, uh, discuss equal opportunity for women in the workplace.
08:30Hmm.
08:32Not the answer...
08:33They're there to discuss a major issue, uh, pertaining to one of them, Anne.
08:36One of them's Ukrainian, and I'd say it's the...the war.
08:39I think, Anne, you have...
08:42That's perfect.
08:43Can you say one of them?
08:44Yeah.
08:44You haven't guessed which one?
08:46Which one?
08:47The king.
08:47Him.
08:48The...
08:48The shore of the king.
08:50The shore of the king.
08:51Well, I think...
08:51I think you, you, of course, uh, Mr. Zelensky.
08:53Mr. Zelensky.
08:54And there to discuss ongoing support for Ukraine.
08:57Ooh, it was a big day in Pyongyang.
09:02Oh, who are those kiddies lined up to meet?
09:05Uh, Anne?
09:05The firing squad?
09:06No, no, no.
09:08Oh!
09:08What?
09:09This...this is the best of the...best of the brightest.
09:12Chad.
09:14Uh, recruiters from the Nike factory?
09:17Yes.
09:17Again, they do like to, you know, uh...
09:19Uh, Lizzie.
09:20This is a new kid's party game, dance for your ration.
09:23It's really...it's a dance for your life, but...
09:26Sam.
09:27President Xi Jinping.
09:29Oh, even better.
09:30Also known as the great man.
09:33Sam paid that to President Xi, who was, uh, greeted with, you know, the big parade and
09:37a 21-gun execution, so it all went nicely.
09:40Oh, it's been a busy week for King Charles.
09:47What's his majesty doing there?
09:49Lizzie.
09:50I think he's looking for a third for him and Camilla.
09:52Oh, just to...just to spice things up.
09:55Keep...keep things interesting.
09:56No, it was...it's an annual event.
09:58Jack.
09:58Uh, looking for a replacement for Harry?
10:00Is, uh...
10:02It's not the answer I've got here.
10:03Our king is inspecting the elite Grenadier guards, the anti-Harry squad.
10:08The...well, it's...it's an annual event.
10:10We've got to take a break.
10:11Back with more from the week.
10:12All right.
10:26Get ready for takeoff.
10:28The queen of tennis is back.
10:29There's room for improvement.
10:30It's quite emotional.
10:31That is fake news.
10:32Australian politics.
10:33Should be focused on...
10:34The One Nation.
10:35Fire the...
10:36Liar fundraising campaign.
10:37Campaign.
10:38Something had to change.
10:39They talk up a big game.
10:40We are deeply concerned.
10:42All I said was...
10:43They keep playing us for suckers.
10:44They've been tap, tap, tapping.
10:46Just, you know...
10:47Chill.
10:48Relax.
10:53We're back to watching Have You Been Payne Christian.
10:55And just before we return to questions, Sam.
10:58Not often you ask for a selfie, but last week did mark an exception.
11:02Oh!
11:02Yes.
11:03Who's that?
11:04Who's that?
11:04I was on ABC News Breakfast doing publicity for Ground Up.
11:08We all watch Ground Up, have we?
11:09Yeah!
11:11Yeah!
11:12Yeah!
11:13Yeah!
11:15Yeah!
11:16Well done.
11:16That felt...
11:17That felt...
11:18That really felt set up.
11:20Yeah.
11:21And I came off the stage and then there was Giancarlo Esposito standing right there.
11:28He was Gus Fring in Breaking Bad.
11:30He was in The Mandalorian recently.
11:31He was a very young version, was in The Usual Suspects.
11:35The Usual Suspects.
11:35A long time ago.
11:36He's just a great actor.
11:37And then he was there so it made it all worthwhile.
11:40I was very excited.
11:41And then I realised at the time the last time I asked someone for a photo was in Triple M
11:46and it was Dolph Lundgren from Rocky IV.
11:50You've got a collection.
11:51They're my big two.
11:52You've got a type.
11:53You've got a type.
11:53That is great.
11:54Alright.
11:55Let's get back into some questions.
11:56Hands on buzzers.
11:58Meet Luca Parmitano.
12:00He's just become the first Italian to do what?
12:03Lizzie.
12:03Admit his mother's food isn't the best.
12:06Well that's...
12:06Hasn't gone that far yet.
12:08But he's done some...
12:09Anyway, the shirt's giving it away.
12:10The shirt might be a giveaway.
12:11Jack.
12:12Did he go to the space station or something?
12:15Would you say join NASA's Artemis space?
12:17Yeah.
12:18Just...
12:18That was exactly what I was saying.
12:21Jack, I'll give you the points.
12:22Yes.
12:23He turned up and he went,
12:23Ciao, Moon.
12:27I didn't know you said that.
12:28Ciao, Moon.
12:29Ciao, Luna.
12:30Jack played out of course.
12:31He's joined NASA's Artemis space project.
12:33Or to an unusual sight over the skies of Northern Australia.
12:36That's insane.
12:37It's moving.
12:38It's picking up now.
12:39Yeah, it's hammering along.
12:41Hammering along.
12:41What was that?
12:44Hammering along in the skies.
12:45Jack.
12:46I think you guys would call it...
12:48It's a falling star.
12:50So I think you guys would call it a Denny Minogue.
12:52Oh, sorry.
12:53Oh, sorry.
12:55Oh, sorry.
12:55Get out.
12:55Sorry.
12:56Get out.
12:57Sorry.
12:59You're lying, Danny.
13:01You don't turn on our Minogue.
13:03That can't be a problem.
13:04No.
13:04Not Danny.
13:05Sorry.
13:06Sam, what was it?
13:07Mate, you need to take control.
13:08I'm trying...
13:10I am doing my...
13:11I'm trying...
13:11I'm asking the...
13:12I don't know, by the way, but it feels like whoever took that vision, Brett Wills,
13:16like, has got a letter missing from each of his names.
13:20You make a good point.
13:22You make a good point, Sam.
13:24What was it, Ed, in the sky?
13:26A drone?
13:27Or a comet?
13:28Or a drone?
13:29No.
13:29There you go.
13:29No.
13:30Ann.
13:31A satellite.
13:32Would you say a rocket carrying a pair of satellites?
13:35Yes.
13:35Ann might have stumbled across it.
13:37It's a rocket taking two satellites up to the space station.
13:40Really?
13:41Ciao, Luna.
13:44Yeah, you've done enough.
13:46You've done enough.
13:47A Chinese rocket carrying some satellites.
13:50I'll give it to you, Ed.
13:51Kmart have delighted shoppers by getting rid of what?
13:55Jack.
13:56The other two Ks?
13:57No, no.
13:58I think they've...
13:58That was a regional store.
14:04It's really hard to get a read on, Jack, isn't it?
14:06Yeah.
14:08It seems like a mild man in New Zealand there, isn't it?
14:11It's just haymakers left and right.
14:12Anyone know what Kmart have got rid of in their stores?
14:15Apparently people...
14:16This is actually big.
14:17It is big.
14:18And it's correct.
14:20Yes.
14:20They're moving the checkout out of the centre.
14:23It was bewildering.
14:24Bizarre.
14:24You'd like get your tea towel or whatever and be like...
14:27Where am I?
14:27Where am I?
14:29They're moving the checkout back to the door where it belongs.
14:32You want to exit and pay for your item and go out the door.
14:35Not be in the middle going...
14:37So, Anne, the two major issues in your life right now are Kmart checkouts and the size
14:44of Cheesy Mike Scroft.
14:45Yes.
14:45And what he said about Danny Minogue.
14:47That's it.
14:48That's right.
14:49And I will give you the points there getting rid of the centre registers.
14:52OK.
14:53Time to roll out the red carpet.
15:00And tonight's showbiz segment is brought to you, as always, by Yui.
15:04You.
15:05Insured.
15:06Well, Kate Sobrano is excited.
15:07You're soaking it up.
15:08Don't you worry.
15:09I'll be double fisting two bottles of Bollinger.
15:11No.
15:13Please.
15:14Please.
15:16What was Kate about to celebrate?
15:19Jack?
15:20Three weeks sober?
15:21Is...
15:22This is a bit of a major...
15:24No, ARIA Hall of Fame.
15:26Yeah, she was inducted in.
15:27Which Aussie comedian received a King's Birthday honour last week?
15:31Anne?
15:32Rodney Root?
15:33Would be...
15:35Jack?
15:36Frogsack?
15:38Um...
15:39Andy Lee for services to Hamish?
15:41It would be...
15:43He's done the hard yards.
15:45But not, uh...
15:47Ed?
15:47I never would have picked him for the bad boy of comedy.
15:49I remember.
15:51Bait and switch.
15:54It's someone very associated with Channel 10 over their journey.
15:57Lizzie?
15:57It's Roe.
15:58Yeah, Roe for Vic Mantis.
15:59Heading overseas now.
16:01What do Pope Leo the 14th and the global icon musician Bad Bunny have in common?
16:07Yeah, I'll ask the questions.
16:08What do Pope Leo and Bad Bunny have in common?
16:12Sam?
16:13Easter's big for both of them.
16:17Yes.
16:17Yes.
16:19But I still need something from this week.
16:22Ed?
16:22They would have met.
16:23Did they meet?
16:24Did the bunny...
16:24They met in Madrid.
16:26Oh, they met in Madrid.
16:27The Pope's Brazilian...
16:28And Bad Bunny is touring.
16:30Oh, I believe we have a very special international guest quiz master standing by legendary tenor,
16:36Jose Carreras.
16:37I'm so proud to be able to announce this spectacular event.
16:42Thank you, Jose.
16:43Um, what is...
16:45What is the event?
16:47Uh, Jack?
16:48Joe Biden the musical?
16:49Is it?
16:51There is an overlap.
16:52Sam?
16:52Well, I think it's a, it's a big, uh, concert, uh, at the Gabba.
16:58Yes.
17:00Which is, which as we know, the spiritual home of opera.
17:03Yeah.
17:04Sam, I will pay that.
17:05It's an all-star concert at the Gabba, celebrating his 80th birthday.
17:08Robbie Williams, The Cause, Ronan Keating.
17:11Need I go on?
17:12Oh, this is exciting.
17:13I believe we have friend of the show, Robert Irwin, standing by.
17:17G'day, Tom.
17:18G'day, everyone.
17:19Good to see you.
17:20Now, I have just been announced as the new host of what?
17:24Wow, what's Robert the new host of?
17:25Jack?
17:26Uh, a tapeworm.
17:28Is...
17:30Possibly, but I've been more...
17:32More professional.
17:34Well, on a professional level be...
17:36Anne?
17:36I think Sam knows the answer to this and needs to say it.
17:39Yeah.
17:40Make him say it.
17:43He's a wonderful choice.
17:44He's hosting the Logies.
17:45And as a bit of a swap, I'm hosting...
17:47I'm a celebrity getting out of here.
17:50Probably mistimed that swap, Sam.
17:51Well, Sam, Logies, let's see if you're right.
17:53That's right.
17:54The 2026 Logies.
17:57Sam, you did well.
17:58I thought I'd give you a couple of turns, but I'll take it from here.
18:01Good on you.
18:02See you then.
18:04Wow.
18:04Well done.
18:05You have, um...
18:06Thank you, Robert.
18:08I know, uh, I think Robert's still on the...
18:10You got right of reply if you want, Sam?
18:11Robert's listening.
18:12I think it's a wonderful choice.
18:13Mm-hmm.
18:14And, uh, you know, we're obviously quite different.
18:16Like, um, Robert, uh, protects snakes and lizards, and, uh, me and my family try to smuggle
18:21him into the country.
18:22It doesn't.
18:23It's just different.
18:24That's fine.
18:25What do you think he's gonna do at the lowest time?
18:27What do you think he's gonna do?
18:28The opening.
18:28Oh, I reckon you'd be smart not to do comedy.
18:31Like, I would come out and be quite straight.
18:33That's what Sam did.
18:34Pretty much.
18:36All right.
18:37All right, Sam.
18:39All right, Sam.
18:39Good enough.
18:40We've got to take a break.
18:41Back with our Miss Quizmaster right after this.
18:47Woo!
18:50Woo!
18:50Woo!
18:50Woo!
18:51Woo!
18:51Woo!
18:54Woo!
18:54Now, a couple of weeks ago, she became the youngest ever Australian to summit Mount Everest.
18:59Wow.
18:59She's down from the mountain, and with us tonight, say hello to Bianca Adler.
19:03.
19:05Okay.
19:06Bianca, welcome.
19:07You're lovely.
19:08Congratulations on your achievement.
19:10Hi.
19:10Everest has been on your wish list for a long time?
19:13Yes.
19:13For many years.
19:15Probably started climbing since I was maybe five years old.
19:19Okay.
19:19And around 12, I think, you declared it, I'm gonna climb that after.
19:22Yes.
19:23Yes.
19:24And not your first attempt?
19:25No.
19:26So I was actually on Everest last year,
19:28but I had to turn around because I had really bad weather
19:31and it was just a call that I had to make.
19:34Sure.
19:35And then you thought, I'll come back next year and knock this off?
19:37Yeah.
19:38It was really annoying, actually,
19:39just to have to go through a whole other year of training,
19:42but it was so worth it.
19:43And tell us about the death zone.
19:45That's the above, is it base camp three or four?
19:49Yeah, it's above about camp three.
19:51So it's about above 7,500 metres.
19:55What does it feel like?
19:56Awful.
19:58You can't breathe?
20:00Yeah, so it's really, really difficult to walk.
20:03So about, you know, per minute we'd be walking maybe 10 steps
20:07and, yeah, everything is just a huge effort,
20:09so you just don't want to spend that much time in that death zone.
20:12Bianca, do you think that the time in the death zone
20:14has helped you prepare for this track?
20:17Maybe a little bit.
20:19Well, here's the moment you made the summit.
20:22Hello, good morning from the summit of Mount Everest.
20:28Woo-hoo!
20:29Absolutely.
20:34It's a little dark.
20:35Yeah.
20:36And that's because the day that I went,
20:39I saw how many people were aiming to go on that same day.
20:42So I left much earlier than them.
20:44So I left camp four at 6 p.m.
20:46Most people would leave at around 10 p.m.
20:48Okay.
20:48And so I summited it at 2 in the morning,
20:50which isn't ideal, but I had really great views on the way down.
20:53Sure.
20:53And you go, firsties!
20:55Yes, absolutely.
20:56Well, you mentioned there's a lot of climbers on Everest.
20:58I think here's a typical shot.
20:59So what is the etiquette?
21:00Are you allowed to overtake slower people?
21:02You can, but it is really dangerous,
21:04especially in that part there.
21:06Because you have to unclip from the rope.
21:07To get around.
21:08Okay.
21:09So you don't want to do that.
21:10That happened to me at the DFO.
21:11I got into that.
21:12Okay, it does.
21:12It can.
21:13It can be tough.
21:15And I think you mentioned you were more worried about coming down.
21:18Yes.
21:18What's the fear in coming down?
21:20Well, I think a lot of people get to the top and celebrate
21:24and then they don't focus enough on the way down
21:26and that's when a lot of the accidents happen.
21:27Sure.
21:28But I was just really, really concentrated on not making any mistakes.
21:32Yes, Jack.
21:32Very impressive, but have you ever climbed the world's steepest street
21:36in Dunedin, New Zealand?
21:38It's a point for a question.
21:39I have not.
21:40I would love to go to New Zealand.
21:42What was your Sherpa's name?
21:43My Sherpa's name was Pember.
21:45How many times has Pember climbed Everest?
21:47He's climbed it about five times, which is really impressive.
21:51A lot more than one, isn't it?
21:53Sorry, sorry, Bianca.
21:55I know.
21:57Can you imagine doing it without oxygen?
22:00No.
22:01That is extraordinary.
22:01Yeah, some people do it and it is so impressive.
22:05I can't even imagine, like, at the summit,
22:08even just having my mask off and talking for a few minutes
22:11was so difficult as well.
22:12You know what are my mottos?
22:14If you can't breathe, don't go.
22:15There we go.
22:16See, that's like at nightclubs and things.
22:19Yeah, anyway.
22:19If I can't breathe, I'm not going.
22:21Sure.
22:22How old are you?
22:23I'm 18.
22:24You're 18, right.
22:25And then what are you doing when you're not climbing Everest?
22:28I'm in school.
22:29Wow.
22:29I'm training.
22:31What were you doing at 18, Lizzie?
22:33What were you doing at 18?
22:34I was in a park, drunk.
22:38In the death zone.
22:41Is there another peak you've got your sights on?
22:44Yes.
22:45So, well, there's a few, but I need to just focus on school now.
22:48But I would love to, at some point in the future, go to K2.
22:51K2.
22:51But, and that's the second highest, and that's in Pakistan.
22:53A bit small.
22:56Still has the death zone.
22:57You have to also check on HEMBA's availability.
23:00Yeah, it's true.
23:00Might need to book ahead.
23:02All right, Bianca has kindly agreed to ask you five some questions.
23:05We've got the cards there.
23:06Let's jump into it.
23:06Okay.
23:08So, Selma Hayek featured in the World Cup opening ceremony.
23:11What role did she play?
23:14What is it?
23:15Fiery Latina woman.
23:17Yeah.
23:18Specifically, Sam.
23:19She played the role of deported immigrant number three.
23:24Not the answer we've got here.
23:25She had a very special title.
23:27She was the World Cup.
23:28She gave a speech.
23:29It's like ambassador or something or another.
23:31World Cup ambassador.
23:32Yes.
23:33Great.
23:34Is there a Mount Everest ambassador?
23:36No.
23:36There's a few really famous people, but no official ambassador.
23:40I bet Robert Irwin's been up there.
23:44Well, Edmund Hillary from New Zealand.
23:46Yeah.
23:47Thank you very much.
23:48He's on our $5 note.
23:50Yeah.
23:50Really?
23:51Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:51You've got five bucks here.
23:54Someone's doing all right.
23:55You should know, Jack, that $5 is not worth that over here.
23:58Yeah, sure.
23:59We need to move on.
23:59Next question, please.
24:00Taylor Swift attended the Toy Story 5 premiere in Los Angeles.
24:04What was she getting Tom Hanks to sign?
24:07Jack.
24:08A cease and desist.
24:09Is...
24:09No, no, no.
24:10It was a lovely coming together.
24:12Ah, Ed.
24:12I think that's the script for her next relationship.
24:15Is...
24:16Oh, no, no, no.
24:17I was just calling it a lovely moment, a showbiz moment,
24:20with a young and an old star.
24:22Sam.
24:22Tom Hanks is signing her VHS copy of Toy Story, the original.
24:27And, Bianca, do you know what a VHS is?
24:30Not really, no.
24:33Well...
24:33Anyway, moving on.
24:35Sam, we'll pay that.
24:36Next question, please.
24:37Another huge week for Taylor Swift.
24:39She is now the youngest female songwriter to be honoured with what?
24:43Anne.
24:43Some sort of Hall of Fame with Kate Sobrano.
24:48Yes, yeah.
24:49Probably because the technical answer, Bianca, is she's been...
24:52Inducted into the Songwriters Hall of Fame.
24:54Aha.
24:55Well...
24:55Did you have music on your way up in the club?
24:58I didn't physically have music, but in my head I was playing...
25:03Screaming.
25:03There's always going to be another mountain.
25:05I was singing Angels by Robbie Williams.
25:09Really?
25:09Oh, nice.
25:10Really?
25:10Because you were...
25:11It's all about dying, isn't it?
25:12Yeah.
25:13I don't know what it's about.
25:14I don't know why.
25:15Who knows?
25:15The Death Zone does stuff to you.
25:17It does?
25:17Yeah.
25:18That's deep.
25:20On that note, next question, please.
25:22Steven Spielberg revealed this week that he was knocked back from directing what famous
25:26film franchise?
25:29The Bunnings ads.
25:30Yeah, that's a big...
25:33Was it the Police Academy franchise?
25:36What he could have done with number seven, Mission to Moscow.
25:39We'll never know.
25:40We'll never know, Sam.
25:41This is an iconic, iconic...
25:44Jack?
25:44It was Harry Potter, I believe, yes.
25:47This is for confidence, but incorrect.
25:51Lizzie?
25:52Everything I've got in my life that he would know about Harry Potter.
25:57Lizzie, what was the franchise?
25:58It was the Bond franchise.
26:00Yes.
26:00Wasn't it James Bond?
26:01We've got to take a break.
26:02Best of luck with your next climb.
26:04Would you please thank Bianca Adler?
26:18This week, millions of soccer fans settled in for a marathon of watching the World Cup whilst
26:24enjoying a responsibly light alcoholic beverage, which led to...
26:37I wouldn't be applauding.
26:39Rules are simple.
26:40We'll show you each a name.
26:42You just have to tell us if it's a World Cup player or a suitably light ale.
26:47Anne, let's start with you.
26:54And Koopminers.
26:56Defensive centre known for his tactical awareness, Tjern Koopminers, is a pivotal member of the
27:01Netherlands squad, or let the good paws roll, a light-bodied, approachable lager, made for
27:07long arvos, cold ones with the crew, and sessions worth remembering.
27:11Wow.
27:13You a mid-strength man, Tom?
27:16More up the water end of the thing.
27:20So, Anne, would you see yourself reaching...
27:23For that blow, yeah.
27:27Yes, or...
27:28Come here, Koopminers, and give me a smooch.
27:31OK, Koopminers.
27:34I'm going to say...
27:36I'm just like...
27:39Koopminers.
27:41The beer.
27:42The mid-y.
27:43The mid-strength beer, please.
27:44It's the mid-pilter, I'm sorry.
27:47That's dark.
27:48What happens when you ask Lloyd for a smooch?
27:52He says no.
27:55Sam, you're up next.
27:56Kaiju.
27:57A soccer-born Kaiju Ito is known for his mobility and stamina, as well as his aggressive style
28:03that's seen the powerhouse playmaker notch up multiple red cards at national level.
28:07Or your taste buds will tingle with Kaiju crisp lager.
28:11Light on the hops with a clean body and balanced finish.
28:14It's the ideal first venture at the end of a hot summer's day.
28:18Can I have a clue, please, Tom?
28:20Clue?
28:21A clue.
28:23Well, remind you that if you say it's the beer and it is the beer, you get the beer.
28:26Oh, right.
28:27Yes, of course.
28:28Oh, what?
28:28Yeah.
28:29But that's...
28:30I like it when you do it with vodka.
28:32Yeah.
28:33That was just the rehearsal.
28:36But I don't want to misdirect you because maybe Kaiju is the soccer-born player.
28:40So, you know, Ed's doing a soccer show with Santo.
28:43Every night.
28:43Every night.
28:44Do you know the answer, Ed?
28:45I do.
28:46So, I am going to graciously give my answer to Ed.
28:54What is gracious about someone else to...
28:57Well, just for those playing along at home, you know, just to...
28:59It's a 50-50 Kaiju.
29:01I would say...
29:01You used to work in a bottle shop.
29:03You should know such a thing.
29:04Still does.
29:07The way things are going, I'll be back there very soon.
29:09I was going to say it's the footballer, but then everyone's...
29:12You and Ed are directing me to the beer.
29:14And if it is the beer, I get the beer.
29:16I didn't know that.
29:19When was that explained?
29:20You should get the beer.
29:21Just now.
29:22I'm going to go with the beer.
29:23Sam?
29:24It is the mid-strength beer.
29:31That mid-strength's quite a high number, 4.4.
29:35Isn't it?
29:36All right.
29:37What's the definition of mid-strength?
29:38It kicks in at, yeah, under five, I think.
29:41I don't think so.
29:43All right, moving on.
29:44Lizzie.
29:45Vasto.
29:46Portugal's Pedro Vasto is a dynamic box-to-box powerhouse
29:50who loves working in tight areas to overwhelm the opposition.
29:54Or...
29:55It'll be hoppy days ahead with this uncomplicated,
29:58laid-back Portuguese bruski.
30:01This Cheveza brings sunshine to every party.
30:04Vasto.
30:05Can you say bruski?
30:06Yeah.
30:07At this time slot, I'm only allowed to say it once.
30:11What do you reckon, Vasto?
30:12Vasto.
30:13Oh, I don't think it sounds like a beer.
30:16I'm going to go with the player that works in tight spaces.
30:21Vasto.
30:22Sadly, Lizzie, you will not be going home
30:24with your very own bottle...
30:25Vasto.
30:26Oh, Vasto.
30:28Oh, good.
30:29What's the alcohol percentage on that one?
30:31How much booze in a Vasto?
30:32Oh.
30:36Wow.
30:37This is television now.
30:40This is...
30:40This should be a good segment.
30:43Pick the alcohol.
30:44No, 4.5%.
30:454.5.
30:46Once again, not a mid-string.
30:48I reject the whole premise of this segment.
30:51Cancel it.
30:52Cancel it.
30:53Sorry, Lizzie.
30:54Cannot give you the points.
30:55Jack.
30:55Are the beers chilled?
30:56Under here?
30:57Yeah.
30:57Everything connected to my under...
30:59There we go.
31:00Everything from the belt line down.
31:03It's ice down there, Andy.
31:06That's always his excuse.
31:08It's cold.
31:08It's cold.
31:10Jack.
31:11Yes?
31:12Schlager.
31:13Schlager.
31:14Playing for Austria's national team
31:16with impeccable ball control skills,
31:18Cassava Schlager will anchor Dutch team
31:21in hopes of surviving the early knockout stages
31:24or easy drinking and refreshingly dry.
31:28This iconic golden fizz is built for leisurely afternoons
31:30and good company.
31:32Taste the weekend.
31:33Just because I have blonde hair and blue eyes
31:34doesn't mean I'm an expert on...
31:38But...
31:38Are you claiming your hair is blonde?
31:40What do you think?
31:41What?
31:41It's red.
31:43What did you just say?
31:45Are you serious?
31:46Yeah.
31:47What?
31:49I don't think it's...
31:51That's blonde.
31:52What's wrong with you?
31:53This is a better game.
31:54I don't doubt.
31:56We can do that.
31:58You've had too many Schlagers.
32:00As a guy, Jack, often with this,
32:02it helps to just imagine yourself
32:04you're on the sidelines of a soccer game
32:06and you're yelling,
32:07Go Schlager!
32:08Does that feel natural
32:09or are you more likely to be,
32:11Oh, I could do with a Schlager.
32:14Oh, we could always do with a Schlager.
32:16So, therefore, you're thinking it's...
32:18Look, I think it's the Lager
32:21and you've tried to confuse me
32:22by putting the shit in front of the Lager.
32:25So, I'm going to go for the Lager.
32:27Jack, it's the midfielder.
32:29I'm sorry.
32:30Sorry, sir.
32:32All right, Ed, let's bring this thing home.
32:33This is the perfect game for me
32:34because I love soccer and I'm an alcoholic.
32:37When was the last time you had a drink?
32:39Honestly?
32:39Yeah.
32:4220...
32:4223 years ago.
32:4423?
32:44Me too.
32:45Me too.
32:47When was the last time you had a drink, Sam?
32:4823 minutes ago.
32:51All right, Ed.
32:52Steersman, a towering defensive showman
32:55who doesn't mind a bit of contact
32:56using his size to disrupt attacks
32:58and protect the back four
33:00or it's the responsible party in a pint
33:03built for carb-conscious beer drinkers
33:05who, like doing the numbers,
33:06this bottled bevy delivers a smooth, crisp finish.
33:09Crack, sip, repeat.
33:11Crack, sip, repeat is my Tinder profile,
33:14so thank you very much.
33:16Steersman.
33:17Where's he from?
33:18Which country?
33:18You've got to give me a country.
33:19You're saying Belgium, aren't you?
33:20Because I don't think that's a soccer player.
33:22Strong cheekbone.
33:23Yeah, he's really...
33:24He's from a country called Skybet.
33:29You know, Tommy, I thought I'd be good at this game.
33:32You might have stumped me.
33:33I'm not sure, but I think it's the beer.
33:36Ed, for no reason,
33:37you're going home with your very own...
33:39Oh, thank you.
33:40Thank you, Sam Wilson.
33:44And all too soon, that brings us to the end of...
33:49Mid-fielder or mid-string, back with more.
33:52Have you been paying attention right after this?
34:03Back with me, have you been paying attention?
34:06Before we dive back into questions,
34:08Sam, you've got something you'd like to get off your chest?
34:10Yes, I'd like to, on behalf of the panel,
34:13suggest, respectfully, that last segment,
34:15that all the beers were not mid-strength.
34:17And you just, for the sake of it,
34:20during the week you had a funny little idea
34:22of being mid-fielder or mid-strength,
34:23and it didn't work if the beers were actually,
34:27you know, full-strength.
34:28Full-strength.
34:28How dare you?
34:29Because I've checked this up.
34:32OK, they say here that mid-strength beers
34:36is typically 3% to 3.5%, OK?
34:39You think I've lost the debate?
34:40Yeah, you have.
34:40No, because full-strength beer
34:42is defined as anything over 4.5%.
34:46Oh.
34:47So there's a nether region
34:49between mid-strength and full-strength.
34:52Kind of like the death zone.
34:56Glad we've resolved that.
34:58Well, it's not resolved.
35:00Well, it is to me.
35:01Segment stays, another success.
35:04She's a hater when Mum and Dad fight.
35:06Hands back on buzzers.
35:08We've got some questions.
35:09Oh, and another week, another food fad.
35:12Online influencers are calling them a superfood.
35:15Oh, what is this week's superfood?
35:17Ed?
35:18It's mid-strength beer,
35:19but the percentage has to be over 4.5%.
35:24Not beer.
35:25You probably have them in your pantry.
35:28Lizzie?
35:28Actually love them.
35:29They're sardines.
35:30Yeah.
35:31Got the palate of a rescue cat.
35:35Thank you, Lizzie.
35:36Well, the royals gathered on Saturday to watch what?
35:40Jack.
35:40The execution of Andrew.
35:42Is scheduled,
35:44but what's on this weekend's app?
35:45Was it to see a commoner?
35:48Drawn and quartered.
35:49Is what we love.
35:50They do like a commoner,
35:51but no, they're up on the balcony,
35:54and it's an annual event.
35:56It's not the swan one.
35:58Is this the trooping of the colour?
35:59Is it that one?
36:00Technically, it's the trooping the colour.
36:02Sorry.
36:02But,
36:03unlike them to be so accepting of colour.
36:07I think we may have to go with Ed.
36:09It's the trooping the colour annual event.
36:12Give you the points.
36:13Well, tough week for Arkansas weatherman Noah Simmons.
36:16What happened to Mr Simmons?
36:18Ah, Lizzie.
36:18Couldn't find his tie.
36:20Well, he's the casual weather guy,
36:22but something happened during the report.
36:24Ed.
36:24There's a fire, Tom.
36:26A fire breaks out.
36:27He was forced to report
36:28while the studio was on fire.
36:30Take a look.
36:30Ah, wow.
36:31This is pretty crazy, guys.
36:32But again,
36:32we're looking at this tornado warning right now.
36:35They're just now drawing us
36:36with a fire in the studio.
36:38The next guest was Snoop Dogg,
36:40and apparently he was just dripped in.
36:42Ed, points are yours.
36:43That's good.
36:43All right, it's time to pull on the active wear.
36:53And tonight's sports segment is brought to you
36:55by AHM Insurance for People Things.
36:59Well, the World Cup kicked off in Mexico.
37:01Who wowed the crowd at the opening ceremony?
37:04Jack.
37:05Owen Wilson?
37:06Is.
37:07He was there.
37:08That is true.
37:09He's there.
37:10No, I wanted to join the roster.
37:12No, big name, you know,
37:13it was always you want a big name.
37:15What about Shakira?
37:16It would have been Shakira.
37:18Unfortunately, Mexico's ban on smoking
37:20and vaping at the stadium,
37:21well, they had mixed results.
37:24We'll be back on that one.
37:26Can I just say as well,
37:27lucky that her breasts are small and humble.
37:31So you don't confuse them for mountains.
37:33Thank you, yeah.
37:34Strong message.
37:35Thank you, Anne.
37:36Well, FIFA has a new rule.
37:37You've seen players covering their mouths before
37:40in on-pitch confrontations,
37:42but if they try to do that at this World Cup,
37:45they could be...
37:45They could be...
37:47Anne.
37:48Shot?
37:48Is...
37:49In that direction, but honestly, Sam.
37:51Sent off, Tom.
37:52Yes.
37:53Sent off, according to FIFA.
37:57Bunch of wankers.
38:00The New York Knicks coach was stunned
38:03after game four of the finals.
38:04That has to be the most iconic shot
38:08in the history of New York basketball.
38:11Wow.
38:11Big call.
38:12What was the iconic shot?
38:14Lizzie.
38:15In New York.
38:16JFK.
38:17I think I'll take all the way from game four.
38:20Technically, it was in Dallas.
38:22It might have been Dallas,
38:22and it never happened.
38:23If you want to know who did it, yeah, yeah.
38:25But that's still...
38:25I appreciate it.
38:26I appreciate it.
38:27Just the people on my blog
38:28would have been angry if we got that wrong.
38:30What was the iconic shot, Sam?
38:32It was by New York Knicks player OG and an OB.
38:36Yeah, it was the tip-in that won them the game.
38:38Can we have a look?
38:39Oh.
38:40Bronson gets it.
38:41Fires up a three.
38:42Shot, no good.
38:43The tip.
38:44It's gone.
38:44It's gone.
38:45It's gone.
38:46Was it worth a look at?
38:48It was fine.
38:49I don't know.
38:50Did it win?
38:51Yeah.
38:51I mean, it felt like he just tapped it in.
38:53The other guy did all the work.
38:54Yeah, yeah, yeah.
38:55But you're...
38:56Yeah, no, good on him.
38:58Thank you, eh?
38:59All right, let's move on.
39:01Tiger Woods' son is going to the US Open.
39:03What role will he reportedly have?
39:06Jack.
39:06Not telling mum.
39:08Yeah, that's...
39:09That is important.
39:10I'll give you a clue.
39:11He's not playing.
39:12He is...
39:13Sam.
39:13He's caddy.
39:14Yes, for 17-year-old qualifier Myles Russell.
39:17And he's driving his dad home.
39:19So it's going to be a busy weekend for him.
39:21England cricket captain Ben Stokes
39:23and team-mate Gus Atkinson
39:25have been dropped from the squad.
39:27After doing what?
39:28Being good at cricket?
39:30Is.
39:31That would make you stand out.
39:32But no, this is a bit of a...
39:34Indiscretion.
39:34Here it.
39:35Well, they...
39:35They went out into a nightclub too late, Tom.
39:38Too many mid-strength beers, I believe.
39:41They indeed...
39:42They broke the team's midnight curfew.
39:44Pay that.
39:44Hey, we've got to take a break.
39:45We'll be back with our winner right after this.
39:54We're about to close this show up with a little Rapid Recall.
39:58And tonight's Rapid Recall is brought to you by Disney
40:01and Pixar's Toy Story 5, only in cinemas, June 18.
40:05Start that clock.
40:06There was a referendum in Switzerland yesterday
40:09asking residents if they wanted what.
40:11And...
40:12To be less boring.
40:13Is...
40:13Not on the cards, uh...
40:15A population cap or something.
40:18Yeah, no more than 10 million.
40:20Golden Gate is the newly announced name for Apple's what.
40:24Sam.
40:25Operating system.
40:26Yeah, Mac operating system 27.
40:28I'm still on Cheetah.
40:29I don't want to upgrade, but, uh...
40:32Yes, Sam.
40:33What are you talking about?
40:35They have names for their operators.
40:38Yosemite and Sierra and...
40:41What kind of computer do you have, Sam?
40:42You look like a Huawei kind of guy.
40:46Moving on.
40:46Put Leo this week revealed he's a fan of what sports club?
40:50Jam.
40:51It's Real Madrid.
40:53Say it again, Jack.
40:54Real Madrid.
40:55What?
40:56Real.
40:57Real.
40:57Yeah.
40:58Not real.
40:58That's how it's spelt the same, though.
41:00So, technically...
41:02But, Anne will tell you how to pronounce it.
41:04Real Madrid.
41:07Real Madrid, Jack, will give you the point.
41:09That's the best Leo impersonation I've ever heard.
41:13Well, not a good week for Aussie retail chain.
41:15Barbecues galore.
41:16What happened?
41:17Jack.
41:17Uh, redundancies galore, I believe.
41:20Well...
41:20More specifically, Lizzie.
41:22Barbecues no more.
41:23It closed down.
41:24Yeah, well, that's, um...
41:25The company-owned stores are closing down.
41:27I think the franchisee wants to stay open.
41:29Meet 101-year-old Mae Beveridge.
41:33She's just broken what record?
41:35Jack.
41:36Uh, longest story without mentioning someone's ethnicity.
41:39Is...
41:39That's the cheap one at that age.
41:42Anne.
41:42I'm looking in the background using my brains,
41:44and I'm going to say something to do with croquet, Tom.
41:47And would you say she's the world's oldest competitive female croquet player?
41:50I would.
41:52How old?
41:53Uh, 101.
41:54She's the youngest...
41:57And points are yours.
41:59Iceland, New Zealand and Switzerland have been judged to be the top three what?
42:04Who is he?
42:04Screensavers.
42:05They would be excellent.
42:07They're the top three something countries in the world.
42:10Jack?
42:10Uh, accents you can still do.
42:14Oh, hmmm...
42:15Yes.
42:16Yep.
42:17True.
42:18True.
42:18Although for some reason you did Russian, but anyway...
42:21Uh, yes, but no, Sam.
42:24Is it happy?
42:25No.
42:26Are they the happiest?
42:26It's...
42:27Polite?
42:28No.
42:28Oh.
42:30Anne.
42:30Safe.
42:31Safe.
42:32Is that your safe word?
42:33Yeah.
42:35And I'll pay that top three safest countries in the world.
42:38Hey, this is exciting.
42:39Bluey's World in Queensland is now getting what?
42:42Uh, Jack.
42:43Vape store.
42:44Well, they love their merch.
42:46I don't think it's a vape store.
42:48Uh, it's actually...
42:49It's been very popular.
42:51Ed?
42:52It's getting extended, isn't it?
42:53Yeah, right through to 2028.
42:55Not great.
42:56Because the kids...
42:57Bluey, big in your house.
42:58There's a lot of questions at home about Bluey World.
43:01When can I go to Bluey World?
43:01When are you going to go?
43:02From Lloyd.
43:03Yeah, OK.
43:05All eyes are on Vancouver.
43:07Oh, we're out of time.
43:08Let's check that final leaderboard.
43:09And our winner is Sam Pang.
43:11Wow!
43:13Yes, that's it!
43:16Yes.
43:18Congratulations to everyone for doing Target's show tonight.
43:21We'll leave you with a reminder from the week of the need to vet your contestants
43:24when conducting a radio quiz.
43:27What do the initials stand for in the movie E.T.?
43:30Extra testicles.
43:33Good night, Australia.
43:34See you all next week.
43:35Go tired.
43:37Have a nice one.
43:37So, we'll be right back.
43:37Well, thanks.
43:38Where are you next week?
43:39They'll be right back.
43:39But you Oh crap.
43:42So you can take this week next week.
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