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00:00We're known as the Smarty Pants Society.
00:02Intellectuals who gather in the dead of night to swap ideas and share discovery.
00:07This week, you'll hear from Tao Yang, Amanda Lehan-Canto, and Kweisi James.
00:12Welcome to Smarty Pants.
00:14Presenters are responsible for their own research.
00:16The makers of this program cannot guarantee anything to say is accurate.
00:19Welcome, members of the Smarty Pants Society.
00:22I'm your host, Rekha Shankar,
00:24and today's speakers have prepared presentations on a topic of their choice.
00:27So, we'll invite them up, hear them out, and then have a lively discussion.
00:32But before we begin, let us say our sacred motto.
00:36Let's just skip to the first presenter.
00:39Very good.
00:40Let's bring up our first speaker.
00:48The Olympics.
00:50A beautiful celebration of unity, collaboration, achievement.
00:55Every four years, the world comes together, celebrates each other's hard work, dedication.
01:02It's beautiful.
01:04It's pure.
01:04We can all agree with that, right?
01:06Sure.
01:06Right?
01:07Wrong!
01:09It's all boxes on a screen!
01:13It's time to face the music and treat the Olympics as what they really are.
01:17Content.
01:18Money pixels.
01:19Meme juice.
01:20Sex white noise.
01:22Sam Reich's shopping list.
01:24Whoa!
01:26And like all content, some of it is good, some of it is bad.
01:30Uh-oh.
01:31So, I am here to talk about the Olympic events we should keep and the ones that can go.
01:36Wow.
01:36I love it.
01:37Yes.
01:37I love it.
01:38Okay.
01:39Look.
01:39I trust you'll be reasonable.
01:42And look, before we start, I'm a soft, doughy man.
01:45I know that every Olympic athlete can kick my ass.
01:50I acknowledge that.
01:52But also, swimming is canceled.
01:55What?
01:56Yes.
01:56No!
01:57Swimming sucks.
01:59No!
01:59No, it doesn't.
02:00Swimming is awesome.
02:01Swimming is like watching a loading bar.
02:03You can't even see what they're doing down there.
02:05Oh.
02:06It's like watching a head float across the water.
02:08It'd be like watching running with half of the body blurred out.
02:11Teo, this is actually true.
02:14And it's not just because we both don't know how to swim, Rekha.
02:16It's not because we both don't know how to swim.
02:18Me either.
02:19It looks like they're running naked, but they're not.
02:21They're not.
02:22They're so much more naked when they're swimming.
02:24Yeah.
02:24Yeah.
02:25It's like going to a carnival and when you're spraying the hose and you're watching the little
02:27horses go.
02:28Oh, we love that carnival game, don't we?
02:30It's pretty popular.
02:32It's the best fun thing in the world.
02:33All right.
02:34All right.
02:34Okay.
02:34Okay.
02:35So, here's my first rule of content.
02:37Let me see it.
02:38Right.
02:38Okay.
02:38Isn't that pretty simple?
02:40Can we all agree on that?
02:41Let me see the freaking thing.
02:42Don't edge me.
02:44If you can't see it, it's not content, right?
02:47Sure.
02:47Yeah, I'm medium on everything now.
02:49Okay.
02:49But on the flip side, and I do mean this literally, diving stays.
02:52It's all above the water.
02:53We don't care what they do below the water.
02:55We care about what they do above the water.
02:57They could be on their phones under there.
02:58We don't know.
02:59They could be on their phones watching content.
03:02They have a camera under the water.
03:04We don't care.
03:05Okay.
03:05So, everyone say it with me.
03:07Why is diving good?
03:08Because we can see the content.
03:11Content.
03:12Catherine, I saw you kind of hesitate.
03:13I will remember that.
03:14Oh, my gosh.
03:15I'm still so mid.
03:16Artistic swimming, synchronized swimming.
03:18That can stay.
03:19Yes.
03:20Okay.
03:21Thank you for honoring the water.
03:22Oh, oh.
03:23It's web only.
03:24What?
03:24On your phone.
03:25So, it's not going on the live broadcast?
03:27It's not going to be on that main rail.
03:28You're going to have to go into, like, probably, like, sports.
03:32But it's so great.
03:32And filter to swimming.
03:34And then probably subcategory artistic swimming.
03:37And then probably filter to your country.
03:38So, really, what they call that in the biz is it's buried.
03:41It's buried.
03:42Oh, shit.
03:43I think this is just true.
03:45Yeah.
03:46Yeah.
03:47We could probably cast it to the TV.
03:49Download an app.
03:50Download Peacock.
03:51No.
03:51Oh, no.
03:54All horse events canceled.
03:56What?
03:58It's what do you have against horses?
03:59You're out of your mind.
04:00It's confusing.
04:01Who am I cheering for?
04:02The horse or the jockey?
04:04Is it even a jockey?
04:04Horse, horse.
04:06The horse.
04:06I think it's the horse.
04:07I see the problem here.
04:08Makes sense.
04:09Yes.
04:09I do think this also makes sense.
04:11You cooking, bro.
04:12Yeah.
04:13You cooking.
04:13The horses don't get the medals.
04:15The people do, right?
04:16The horses get shot right after.
04:18Whoa.
04:19Could you imagine if they were?
04:21That would be rough.
04:22In my Olympics, the horses are done after,
04:24which is why they're canceled, because I'm saving horses.
04:27Okay.
04:27Okay.
04:28Throw that.
04:29Right?
04:29Throw that.
04:29Yeah, yeah.
04:30We have to support them.
04:31We have to support a lot of horses.
04:32Second rule of content.
04:33People should get it.
04:34Sure.
04:34You know, I don't want to be confused
04:36when I'm folding my laundry, watching my stuff.
04:38I want to get it right away.
04:40Yeah, we're all doing video games.
04:41So this brings me to the most legible sport.
04:43The most readable.
04:44You go, oh, yeah, I get it.
04:46All blood sports.
04:48Woo.
04:48Anything that can draw blood.
04:50Fencing.
04:50Not going to lie, I've never considered fencing a bloody sport.
04:53I was just going to say.
04:54Isn't the whole idea that they're not trying to?
04:56There's a picture on the screen right now
04:58showing why it's not a blood sport.
05:00It's two people fighting each other.
05:01I go, I get it.
05:02Boxing?
05:02Yes.
05:03I'm just, I feel a bit tricked
05:04because it feels like you picked a photo
05:05that made it look like he stabbed him in the face
05:07and he's bleeding out of his face.
05:08But that is a maple leaf.
05:09Yeah, it's a maple leaf.
05:10It's a beautiful sport.
05:13Yeah, Joey.
05:14I'd like to see more.
05:15Yes.
05:16Chess boxing.
05:16Let's add it.
05:17Chess boxing.
05:18You do two minutes of chess, two minutes in the ring.
05:21Oh, my God.
05:22Imagine this.
05:24Magnus Carlsen.
05:25Greatest chess player in the world.
05:26Nice.
05:27Versus the person that I found when I googled best boxer in the world.
05:30You sick.
05:31Okay.
05:31You sick.
05:32I'm sick.
05:33You're all sick.
05:34You're all sick.
05:35You're sick.
05:35The two highbrow sports.
05:37Fencing, we talked about earlier, and Jeopardy.
05:39That's great.
05:40Idiot.
05:41I'm sold.
05:42You're probably watching two highly educated liberals fighting each other.
05:45How much fun is that?
05:46Come on.
05:47I do that on Blue Sky.
05:48Yes, Grant.
05:49Nice.
05:50Karate times dog agility.
05:52Love it.
05:53When you watch the dog show and they're all like leading the...
05:55But I thought you said that the people should be getting the...
05:58Then am I rooting for the dogs or am I rooting for the people?
06:01Great question.
06:02Also, are the dogs still living afterwards?
06:05Yeah, they're not shooting the dogs, right?
06:06In my Olympics, they're not shooting the dogs.
06:08Okay, awesome.
06:09Karate and dog agility is still in Michael Vickish dogfighting.
06:12It's getting good.
06:12I do want to clear up.
06:14I'm not talking about the dogs fighting.
06:15The dogs aren't fighting.
06:16All right.
06:16You're walking a dog to prove it can do a good prance,
06:19and then you have to do karate.
06:20Imagine.
06:21So it's more about dog training and karate.
06:23You're running your dog through the little obstacle course,
06:26and then out of nowhere, the other dog trainer is just giving you a left hook right to the eye.
06:29Okay.
06:29And can you keep your dog on its path?
06:32Wow.
06:32That sounds great.
06:34I hate that these are good ideas.
06:37And in my Olympics, the dogs also get medals.
06:39Okay.
06:39I like that.
06:40You like that.
06:40We like that, right?
06:42Word.
06:42Okay.
06:43Wrestling slash melee.
06:45You're wondering, what is melee?
06:46That's also another word for fighting.
06:47I, of course, am talking about the best sport of all time,
06:49Super Smash Bros. melee.
06:51Yes.
06:51For GameCube.
06:52GameCube.
06:53And they are wrestling for two minutes,
06:55and then at the two-minute timer, whatever position they're in,
06:57that's when they're given the controllers and have to play from that position.
07:00Third rule of content, should feel familiar but different.
07:03Yeah.
07:03You know, like, oh, this is sex but with hockey.
07:06Right.
07:07But that also means, in my Olympics,
07:08all regular sports that we watch throughout the year, cancel.
07:11What?
07:13Why?
07:13Why?
07:14Why?
07:14Actually, yeah.
07:16We don't need more.
07:17I'm watching basketball throughout the year.
07:18Why am I watching it during,
07:19it's going to another country and going to McDonald's there or something.
07:21I see.
07:22But they have different things on the menu.
07:24That's the best thing.
07:24They have different things on the menu.
07:26They do.
07:26Have you ever had curry sauce?
07:29Yes.
07:30They don't sell that in America, bro.
07:31They do shrimp.
07:32Okay.
07:32But you don't have that in,
07:33that's not an American thing either.
07:35Okay.
07:36Okay.
07:38Checkmate.
07:38And let's go two minutes in the ring.
07:45Oh, don't.
07:46You better not.
07:48Watch yourself.
07:49Simone, watch yourself right now.
07:51These are young girls.
07:53This has to stay.
07:54Look at that.
07:55That have jobs.
07:56You can't do that.
07:57You can't do that.
07:59Nine-year-olds do work.
08:00And I want to see people doing that.
08:02Do it.
08:03I'm not crazy.
08:03Yes!
08:04I'm not crazy.
08:06That's a mess.
08:07Look, we all get it.
08:08This is why we're watching the Olympics.
08:09Yes.
08:10You know, it's a Trader Joe's in the plaza, you know, when the Trader Joe's subsidizes
08:17all the other stores in the plaza, you know what I mean?
08:20You went there to go to Trader Joe's.
08:21I'm here, yeah.
08:23You go to Trader Joe's, and then you're also buying coolant for your car or whatever.
08:27Yes.
08:28They subsidize everything, is what I'm saying.
08:30The fourth rule of content.
08:31Give the people what they want.
08:34All the iconic ones running, sprinting, pole vaulting.
08:37Yeah, they can stay, but there's just so many of them.
08:40Yeah.
08:41What?
08:41You go running a hundred meter?
08:43Yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:44Two hundred, four, eight hundred.
08:48Mountain running?
08:49Yeah, this is true.
08:49That's a lot.
08:50City run, ultra, what?
08:51What am I looking at?
08:52A recipe?
08:52What am I making a cake?
08:54Yeah.
08:54What is going on?
08:56Okay, here's what we got.
08:58Okay.
08:58I'm cutting it down.
09:01Short, long, miscellaneous.
09:03Nice.
09:04Cathaline, all that stuff.
09:06Brutal to be a miscellaneous runner.
09:09Yeah, that would suck.
09:10I train all my life to be a miscellaneous runner.
09:13I'm pretty good at miscellaneous.
09:15I play silver at miscellaneous.
09:17Keep it simple, stupid.
09:18Especially while I'm playing Bellatro.
09:21We all know Bellatro?
09:22Yeah.
09:22We're all playing it while we're watching content.
09:25If you have any tips for Annie 16, don't tell me, okay?
09:28Winter Olympics, just no.
09:30This one goes.
09:30Oh, my God.
09:31I was hoping you said that.
09:33In general.
09:33Carmen is lit!
09:34Except bobsledding.
09:35That stays.
09:36We all know why.
09:37It's because of the movie.
09:38Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:39You know the one.
09:40I'm not going to say it, but you know the one.
09:42Of course.
09:43Okay.
09:44Events I'd like to add.
09:45Ooh.
09:46Four-wall trampoline.
09:48That's awesome.
09:49What do we want to see gymnasts do?
09:50Flip, baby.
09:51Flips.
09:51And if the walls had springs, they could be more like Spider-Man.
09:56Quoting The Office.
09:58Okay.
09:58What?
09:59What?
10:00That should be an event, because I'd get gold.
10:02Oh.
10:03That's what she said.
10:04He wants to compete.
10:06Pug of war.
10:06You know, they used to do this, and wouldn't it be cool if they did this again, but instead
10:10of just regular people, athletes, they got all of the heads of state to do it.
10:14Oh, yeah.
10:15That'd be cool, right?
10:16Yeah.
10:16Over a big pit.
10:17That might tie, then.
10:18Yeah, over a big pit.
10:19It would make everyone, all the leaders younger.
10:21Wouldn't that be nice?
10:22Better for the world, right?
10:23Yeah.
10:24People would watch this.
10:25Yeah, I'm into that.
10:26Opening ceremony.
10:27Just a 100-meter dash.
10:29Short run, I mean.
10:30Sorry, short run.
10:30Yeah, what?
10:31We'll fix that in post.
10:31Short run.
10:33I get it.
10:34It's all the countries.
10:35Okay, I understand.
10:36I'm taking geography classes.
10:38Okay, let's just get through to get to the stuff.
10:40Right.
10:41These are my closing thoughts.
10:42And I want to use my rules of content and have my own medal ceremony.
10:48So can we bring in the podium, please?
10:50Oh, my God.
10:52Oh, my God.
10:53Just first and second.
10:55Oh, my God.
10:56Really good stuff.
10:57Oh, my God.
10:57Yes.
10:58Yes, yes, yes.
10:59Keep going.
11:00Yes, yes.
11:01Yes.
11:02Okay.
11:03Yes.
11:04We will have a ceremony for most supportive of me, Teo, during a Smarty Pans presentation.
11:09Hey.
11:10Yes.
11:11I think it's you.
11:12Kwezi, will you come down?
11:14Oh, I knew it.
11:15I knew it.
11:17Okay, Brooklyn.
11:19We'll have you stand here.
11:20That one?
11:21Yes.
11:21Oh, I thought he was getting mad.
11:24Rekha, will you come up?
11:25Oh, my God.
11:26Oh, it's the top three.
11:28It's the top three because I don't know how to swim, so I support it, too.
11:32And Catherine, come on down.
11:35Whoa.
11:37We just said no, like, half the presentation.
11:40I didn't feel like I said no a lot.
11:41This is the most upset I've been by this presentation.
11:45Yeah.
11:45Oh.
11:47Oh.
11:48This is exciting.
11:49I've never won a single thing in my life.
11:51Oh.
11:52This is big.
11:52We can all feel the tension, right?
11:54Yeah, no, I feel it.
11:55But you don't say what anyone says, where everyone sits in silence.
12:00Yeah.
12:01Yes, we see that.
12:03Shakes.
12:04Rekha.
12:05Huh?
12:05Will you reveal your medal?
12:10You are in second place.
12:13Okay.
12:14Can I do it again, buddy?
12:15I think swimming's weird.
12:17That checks out.
12:18Kwezi, will you reveal your medal?
12:21Oh.
12:22Oh.
12:23Oh.
12:24That's a good sign.
12:25In first place, as most supportive of me, a real one.
12:28A real one.
12:29A real one.
12:29Oh.
12:30Okay, I wonder what mine is.
12:32Yeah.
12:32Catherine, will you please reveal your medal?
12:34Okay, last, but still.
12:37But still here.
12:38Yes.
12:39Here.
12:40Least supportive of me, most mean.
12:43Shouldn't we celebrate the loser, too, on the medal ceremony?
12:45Oh, my God, most mean.
12:46Is that part of your Olympics?
12:48Yes.
12:49Most mean?
12:50Most mean to me, yes.
12:51I would agree.
12:53I did not know that was happening.
12:55Wow.
12:55It just says last.
12:56And just like our Olympic athletes, you maybe will be in a subway commercial, okay?
13:00Stop it.
13:02Oh.
13:02Yes.
13:03Residual.
13:04Wow.
13:05A Wheaties box at best.
13:07Let's kick off the Q&A.
13:09Did you do a sport ever?
13:11Now, don't read into this.
13:13No.
13:14Yeah?
13:14Don't read into this.
13:15There's nothing to do with anything.
13:16That's not biased.
13:17In terms of short versus long, how short and how long are we talking?
13:20Mile below a mile short, over a mile long.
13:24People are training for this.
13:26So it could be 1.1 miles and 0.9 miles, and that would be longer.
13:29Different.
13:30I think the Winter Olympics has more life and death stakes.
13:34I mean, bobsledding is super dangerous.
13:37Yes.
13:38What is it?
13:39Skeleton, luge, all dangerous sports that people actually spend their whole lives training
13:45and actually lost their lives at the Olympics.
13:48Now, you did just name the same sport three times.
13:51Oh, no, it's different.
13:53Luge and skeleton are two different sports.
13:55One, you go down with your head.
13:56One, you go down with your feet.
13:57Well, I have to say.
13:58Talk about it.
13:58Big difference.
13:59I have to say, this falls under Dr. Tao's confusing bracket.
14:03Yes.
14:04Are we supposed to know which one is feet and which one is head?
14:08I will say to that, you're right.
14:09Maybe I should take another look at the Olympics, especially if there's a NASCAR factor.
14:13We're here to watch the crashes thing.
14:14Hot take.
14:16NASCAR, driving is sport?
14:18Forget it.
14:19Not interested.
14:19I'm with you, but crashes are pretty much of a watch.
14:22If the car can't get a medal, they shoot the car afterward.
14:27True!
14:27Put it in a big comeback where they make it a block.
14:29True!
14:30Just general thoughts on, like, hosts as well.
14:33Like, are you into Snoop Dogg or do you think that needs to go?
14:36We should have more hosts, I think.
14:38Okay.
14:39Add Snoop Dogg.
14:41Add, uh, uh, Rekha.
14:43Add Rekha as Olympic host.
14:44Rekha, pick yours for you you want to talk about.
14:46I want, uh, I would like to host the dog karate.
14:48Let's get Kelly Clarkson in there.
14:50Let's get all of our big engagement bait people in there, you know?
14:55Rekha, Kelly Clarkson, and Snoop Dogg.
14:57Yeah.
14:58The three most engaging celebrities online.
15:01Yes!
15:02I think it's on my list.
15:03Give an ad still.
15:05Thank you so much, Keo, for that enlightening presentation.
15:09Woo!
15:15Me, your mom, that guy at the bar who's reading a book.
15:20What do all these people have in common?
15:22We all read smut.
15:24Oh!
15:25Yes!
15:25Yeah.
15:26And I have to confess something.
15:28That's right.
15:29I have read over 45 smut books in one year.
15:35Whoa!
15:35Oh, whoa!
15:36Yeah!
15:36A new hobby!
15:38Thank you so much.
15:40Yeah, all while being pregnant, while giving birth to my son.
15:44I mean, I wasn't, I didn't have a book in the delivery room, but God, I needed it.
15:49I could have used that.
15:50And also while feeding my son.
15:54That's a big book.
15:55Yeah, it's a big book, and it's from the library.
15:59Whoa!
15:59Because my husband was like, it's getting too expensive, this addiction.
16:03Get to the library, girl.
16:05I must warn you.
16:06Before we continue, this presentation might get horny.
16:10Oh, ew.
16:13Cross your legs, grab a pillow, hang on your blazers.
16:17Let's get into it.
16:19Smut is writing that has explicit content intended to be erotic or titillating.
16:27Ooh.
16:28What an emphasis.
16:28Now, you can tell just how spicy a smut book is based on how many chili peppers it has.
16:36Okay, it's on a scale from one to five.
16:38Five is the spiciest smut you've ever read, and that wasn't even enough for me.
16:43Oh, my God.
16:44Yeah, I got hooked.
16:45I got addicted.
16:46It was not good.
16:48Your tolerance.
16:49Okay, great question.
16:51There's historical fiction smut.
16:53Oh.
16:53There's sci-fi smut.
16:55There's also romantic-y smut, which is my personal favorite.
16:59Yes.
16:59Love it.
17:00AKA, you know, fairy sex.
17:02Yeah.
17:02Or vampires and fairies.
17:03Okay.
17:04Whoa.
17:04Or wolves and fairies.
17:05They have sex with each other?
17:06Yeah, no.
17:06Very different energy.
17:07Wolves and fairies, they can fuck.
17:09Okay.
17:10It's in the book.
17:11How many peppers is that?
17:14You are learning something new today.
17:16This is amazing.
17:18It's so good.
17:20I cannot stop thinking about smut.
17:23I can't stop talking about smut.
17:24I can't stop dreaming about smut.
17:26Smut has changed me.
17:28And let's be real.
17:29Guys, hold on.
17:30Smut isn't just about sex.
17:32What?
17:32What else is it about?
17:33No, hey, guys, it's fantastic world building.
17:36Okay.
17:37Royalty.
17:38Accentive characters.
17:40The exploration of really deep, meaningful relationships.
17:44But tend to have a lot of sex.
17:46Yeah.
17:47Right?
17:48Oh, don't stop.
17:50You know how some guys get playboy for the articles?
17:53That's you, Joey.
17:54I get smut for the plot.
17:56Yeah.
17:57Let's go over some of the main smut plot points.
17:59Love triangle.
18:01Obviously.
18:01I mean, who wouldn't?
18:02Sure.
18:02Arranged marriage.
18:04Hear me out.
18:05It's actually fun to read.
18:08Not to do.
18:09Not to do.
18:09Too close to home.
18:11Forced.
18:11Yeah, sorry about that, Rekha.
18:14Forced proximity.
18:15Okay.
18:16This one's really fun.
18:17Explain this.
18:18You're at an inn.
18:20Okay.
18:20It's stormy.
18:22It's stormy.
18:23You show up.
18:24There's only one bed.
18:25Uh-oh.
18:26There's two of you.
18:28Uh-oh.
18:29You guys are not speaking right now.
18:32So guess what you have to do?
18:33Fuck.
18:33Fuck.
18:34You have to fuck.
18:35Also, we have forbidden love.
18:37Ooh.
18:37That's kind of like wolf and fairy situation.
18:40Yeah.
18:40Classic Shakespeare.
18:41That feels forbidden.
18:42Yeah, big and small.
18:43Or the fairy's the big one in this.
18:45I like the big fairy, little wolf.
18:47Big fairy, little wolf.
18:48Yeah, that's the other thing.
18:48Fairies aren't this big in these books.
18:50They're big.
18:50Oh.
18:51They're like seven.
18:52They're you.
18:52They're me.
18:53You're a fairy.
18:53The fairies are me.
18:54I mean, you're not allowed to say that, but.
18:56Oh, yeah.
18:56Sorry.
18:57You're right.
18:58Enemies to lovers.
18:58Also one of my favorites.
19:00Everyone loves enemies to lovers.
19:01Especially in these books.
19:02Oh, yeah.
19:04Okay, so there's two types of protagonists in every smut book.
19:08Oh, daddy.
19:10Oh.
19:10That's right.
19:11I need a tarp.
19:13Why do you need, oh, to cover?
19:15Because you're getting.
19:16Sorry.
19:17What?
19:17It's working.
19:18Never apologize.
19:19Ever.
19:20Okay, we've got the shadow daddies.
19:22Wow.
19:22These are our shameless flirts.
19:24They are tall, dark, and handsome.
19:26They are your protectors.
19:28They are brooding.
19:29They've got rippling muscles.
19:31And they always carry a sword.
19:33And they say things like, who hurt you?
19:36Oh, God.
19:37Yeah.
19:37Okay, now, the thing you need to know about the shadow daddies
19:40is they're always in love with our FMC,
19:42which is cool shorthand for female main character.
19:46Sure.
19:46The half-breeds.
19:48Oh, interesting.
19:49The half-breeds are half magic, half human.
19:52So in the fantasy world, if you're not a pure breed,
19:56you're kind of looked down upon.
19:57Huh.
19:58Sure.
19:58So these half-breeds always have a massive chip on their shoulder.
20:01And they're very sassy.
20:03Sassy is their way of life.
20:04And they say things like, I can do it myself.
20:08Or, I don't want to be queen.
20:11I don't want it.
20:12I'm grateful.
20:13Be queen.
20:14Right.
20:14Exactly.
20:15Well, that's the journey, Rekha.
20:17Cool things about shadow daddies and half-breeds,
20:20they're enemies.
20:21Oh, no.
20:22Okay.
20:23Enemies to lovers.
20:24Enemies to lovers.
20:24Yum, yum, yum.
20:25Yes.
20:25Bingo.
20:26You are correct.
20:27I've been paying attention.
20:28You are correct.
20:28So I think around like page 267,
20:32he's in, she's in, I'm in, we're all in.
20:35And are we meet, bed, in, in, together, having sex.
20:41Wow.
20:41Oh, yeah.
20:43You got it.
20:45Wow, it's so big.
20:48Guys, that's where the species come into play.
20:51Okay.
20:51Okay?
20:52There is a group of species in almost every single smut book.
20:56And it helps you understand which kind of smut book you want to read.
20:58First we got dragons.
21:00Think like old guy in Up, but his voice is Gandalf.
21:04The fae.
21:04Hey, these motherfuckers are crop dusting you at a party and having zero regrets about it.
21:10Mermen.
21:11Whoa.
21:12They're a little pervy.
21:13That's all I'm going to say about them.
21:14They're just a little, they're a little pervy.
21:16Yeah.
21:16I'm going to celebrate that.
21:17We've also got the shifters.
21:18Younger brother.
21:19Ugh.
21:20Who is constantly.
21:22Think young, yeah, sorry.
21:23Not your younger brother.
21:24Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:25Sorry.
21:26I'm kind of reading an implicit your.
21:28Did I just douse you with cold water?
21:30Uh, shifters.
21:32Think younger brother who gets really worked up when they're angry.
21:36Oh, man.
21:36And instead of yelling, they just cry.
21:38Vampires.
21:39Oh, sure.
21:40I feel like they're constantly wearing true religion jeans.
21:44And witches.
21:45We love them.
21:46They're like your typical girl's girl who always says things like, swear it on your life.
21:53Swear it on your life.
21:54Cut your hand and put your hand on mine and swear it.
21:56I'm going to chill out.
21:57No, swear it.
21:58Okay, guys.
21:59So, the smut that I prefer are the crop duster fae.
22:03That's what I like.
22:04But wait, question for you.
22:05What's a turn on?
22:06Athletics.
22:07Physicality.
22:08Okay.
22:09Get in some dragon smut.
22:10Okay.
22:11Honey, get in some, I mean, they're all muscle.
22:13Also, mermen.
22:14You might be into some pervy mermen stuff.
22:17Lawndale's probably into pervert stuff.
22:18Yeah, you're into some pervert stuff?
22:20That's on the internet.
22:21Forever.
22:22You in the feet?
22:24Sure.
22:25Yeah?
22:25Yeah.
22:26Okay.
22:27Witches are consistently barefoot.
22:29And are they dirty?
22:31Oh, yeah.
22:31They're filthy.
22:32They've been walking around the woods chanting another woman's name all night.
22:37Yes, that's good, because I need to know the characters.
22:39You're going to need some witch's smut.
22:41Okay.
22:41I bet you're wondering.
22:43Oh.
22:44Oh, no.
22:45Has it?
22:47Nope.
22:47Oh, yeah.
22:49No, it has not.
22:52Smut has only ignited my sex life.
22:54You know why?
22:56Because I'm horny all the time.
22:58Yes.
22:58Nice.
22:59That makes sense.
22:59That's great.
23:00And not just in the comfort of my home.
23:02No, no, no.
23:03No, ma'am.
23:04I'm horny here.
23:05And here.
23:06And here.
23:07Just think, whenever you're done with that page, go in the pool.
23:09Pool jets.
23:10Whoa.
23:11And the chair's waterproof.
23:13The chair's waterproof.
23:15Finish the job.
23:15If you are reading smut in public, fear not, because if someone picked up your smut book,
23:22they might not even know that they're reading smut, because smut has its own vocabulary.
23:29It's not like ye olde English or anything like that.
23:31But they don't use the word vagina.
23:34Thank God.
23:35They don't use dick.
23:37Yeah.
23:38No, we can clap for that.
23:40Instead, words for vagina are bundle of nerves.
23:43Wait, that stinks.
23:44Oh, my God.
23:45Accurate.
23:46That stinks.
23:49Heated core.
23:50Yeah.
23:51Come on.
23:52Talked bud.
23:53Ooh.
23:54Grant loves it.
23:56I get it.
23:56Do we know what that is?
23:58Yes.
23:58Your clitoris?
24:00It's the clitoris.
24:00Yep.
24:02Aching center.
24:03Yes.
24:04That sounds about right.
24:05Words for dick.
24:07Considerable length.
24:08No.
24:09Considerable to who?
24:10Listen, guys.
24:11Subjective.
24:11Okay.
24:12Average length.
24:13They're big.
24:14In the book.
24:16Or they're considerable to what you enjoy.
24:18I feel like that's how a hairdresser talks about, like, what length you're cutting off.
24:22Yeah.
24:23Oh, don't cut them off.
24:24So many of these can be subs for other things.
24:26It's a little...
24:27Exactly.
24:28Why?
24:28If you picked up the smut book, you wouldn't even know that you were reading smut.
24:32True.
24:32It's true.
24:33You were like, he thrusted his considerable length into a heated core.
24:36You think it's a book about architects.
24:37Yeah, it's architecture.
24:39Velvet-wrapped steel.
24:41Wow.
24:41Ooh.
24:42That's because they got really soft skin in fantasy books.
24:45It's like an oversell.
24:46Yeah, it's an oversell.
24:47Or, you know.
24:48Sheething the sword.
24:50Classic.
24:50That's cool.
24:51Classic.
24:52Feels like an action.
24:53Uncircumcised.
24:54Good question.
24:55Yeah.
24:55Sheething or unsheething?
24:57Sheething.
24:58You're sheething it inside the aching center.
25:00Oh.
25:02Oh.
25:03Yeah.
25:03I know, right?
25:04That's cool.
25:05You have an aching center and you need to have the sword sheathed.
25:08But it's cover back.
25:09That's so cool.
25:10Cock.
25:10Yes.
25:10Okay.
25:11That's a special one.
25:12We like that.
25:13And no one's going to know what you're reading.
25:15Nobody.
25:16Anyone could pick it up and go, cocks, vincees.
25:19This is a chicken book.
25:20This is a chicken book.
25:22Correct.
25:22All about poultry.
25:23Now, speaking of cock, what are these cocks always straining against in these smut books?
25:30Oh, it's so good.
25:32Leathers.
25:33Wow.
25:34I mean, these people are going to war in leathers.
25:37How are they washing them?
25:39They're not.
25:39Are they hang drying them?
25:41What's happening there?
25:42Do you guys remember Rock of Love?
25:44Yeah.
25:45In the beginning, this is all I could think about was Bret Michaels from the band Poison.
25:50Remember, 30 women tried to date this man.
25:55And what's underneath that bandana?
25:58Nothing.
25:59Yes.
25:59But guys, I don't know.
26:01Smut has its grip on me.
26:03It really does because I was like, wait a second.
26:06Are leather pants back?
26:07No, they're not.
26:08No.
26:08No, they're not.
26:09I think you're wrong.
26:10Well, people say that to me a lot.
26:12If you read enough smut, it starts to grow on you and you start to be like, wait a second.
26:17They're so back.
26:19Oh, wow.
26:20And then I started to realize, hold on.
26:22Wearing leather is like a symbol of power.
26:25No.
26:26Right?
26:26Young.
26:29I want to wear leather.
26:32Oh, my God.
26:33Yes.
26:34Yes.
26:37Wearing leather is my destiny.
26:39Oh, my God.
26:41Oh, my God.
26:42Thank you so much, young one.
26:45The sword of Damaris, the truth teller.
26:47Oh.
26:50This is a heavy sword.
26:52I am not the Fae.
26:56I am not the half-breed who doesn't know their purpose.
26:59I'm the protector.
27:01Yes.
27:02Yes.
27:02I'm the shameless flirt.
27:04Yes.
27:04Yes.
27:04Yes, honey.
27:05I am the shadow daddy.
27:07I will fight with you side by side.
27:10Because reading smut is like my own form of rebellion.
27:15Damn.
27:16Oh, don't stop.
27:17I'm done feeling like I need to be the good girl.
27:20I need to keep it polite, tidy, PG.
27:23I am done feeling shame talking about sex.
27:27I am done feeling shame about being sexy.
27:32I am done feeling shame about my body.
27:38I am done.
27:40I am in a postpartum body, and I'm in a leather suit.
27:43And that.
27:44And that.
27:46And that.
27:46Yeah.
27:49Because I will always use my power for good and not for evil.
27:55And I will hang dry this leather, because I actually think it'll probably shrink if you
28:01put it in the dryer.
28:04Oh, my God.
28:10Wow.
28:11Thank you, guys.
28:12I first just want to say, when you revealed your leather, I did feel like a rocket ship
28:16was exploding out of my pelvis through my heart.
28:19Wow.
28:20Beautiful.
28:20That makes me so happy.
28:22Me as well.
28:23Here's my question.
28:24I feel ignited by your presentation.
28:27I really want to get into smut, but my problem is I'm not a strong reader.
28:31Is there a workaround that I can get this into my system without using my eyes?
28:36Let me tell you, I think if you get a really good smut book, you're going to be a very
28:40fast
28:40reader.
28:40Do you think so?
28:41Yeah, because I wasn't a fast reader at all, and then four to five books later.
28:45Would you possibly read it out loud sometime?
28:48I could read it out loud.
28:50Yeah.
28:50I'll set up a pace.
28:52That's not.
28:53Would you wear the leather while you do?
28:55Yes.
28:56Of course.
28:58Incredible.
28:58Do the half-breeds and stuff like this, do they ever go from fantasy like they're being
29:02really on the nose?
29:03Like, is the half-breed like, I'm not fairy enough for the fairies or human enough for
29:07the humans?
29:07Like, this is just biracial.
29:09They get really on the nose.
29:10Although there's some books that are more modern.
29:14That are more modern takes.
29:15So it's like fae, like living in real world.
29:17Like, think like Twilight vibes.
29:19Gotcha.
29:19But it's not Twilight.
29:21It's not Twilight.
29:22But then a lot of the book's themes are about, I'm a fae, but I'm also Amanda or whatever.
29:29They're like discovering their inner destiny.
29:32You know, it's a lot of those themes.
29:33Are there gay fairies and then straight fairies?
29:36Oh, there is gay smut.
29:37There is straight smut.
29:38There's all different types of smut.
29:40Some people just read gay smut.
29:42Yeah.
29:42I should try that.
29:44Yeah.
29:45Wait a minute.
29:45I have to go.
29:46I should try that.
29:47I gotta get out of here.
29:48I'm gonna head out.
29:48I'm taking the store.
29:50Go in my car.
29:51So I tried smut once.
29:53I know.
29:54That's okay.
29:55But I felt like I was encountering a lot of cock.
30:00A lot of cock?
30:01Yeah, too soon.
30:02Oh.
30:03Ideally, that word doesn't exist.
30:06I'm being completely honest.
30:07But you want just like a little bit.
30:08Well, I want a little bit later on once I feel like we know each other.
30:11You could do a three, two, or a one chili pepper.
30:14This is wow.
30:15This is amazing.
30:17Maybe you should invest.
30:20Yeah, this sounds like you're interested.
30:21No, I know what to buy my wife for her birthday.
30:24No.
30:25Oh.
30:25Maybe start with a court of thorns, maybe.
30:30That's like a fun middle-of-the-road smug.
30:32Court of thorns.
30:33Amanda, thank you so much.
30:36Wow.
30:37Thank you all.
30:38Woo-hoo!
30:40Oh, my God.
30:47Hi, everybody.
30:48Throughout my life, I've struggled with reading and spelling.
30:51I was diagnosed with dyslexia when I was in college, so let's say, like, my relationship
30:57with words have been a bit complicated.
30:59My family would have wondered, like, Kwesi, why are you having such a hard time reading?
31:02It took me a really long time.
31:05But finally, with a clear perspective, I realized I wasn't the problem.
31:12It was English all along.
31:14Oh.
31:15Allow me to present things about the English language that make no sense.
31:20Yeah.
31:20All right.
31:21Yeah.
31:22A breakup story.
31:23Yeah.
31:24By Kwesi James.
31:25Yeah.
31:26Follow me.
31:28In the beginning, it was easy.
31:30Like ABC.
31:31Until it became complicated.
31:32Mm-hmm.
31:33You see, English and I, we had, like, we had this spark, yo.
31:36We had, like, this je ne sais quoi, you know what I'm saying?
31:41Like that real love.
31:44Yeah.
31:44Y'all know that love?
31:45That Mary J. Blige type real love?
31:47Yeah.
31:48Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
31:50That love where English and I will finish each other's sentences.
31:54You know what I'm saying?
31:55Ah.
31:57Ah.
31:58Apple.
31:59Whoa.
32:00Boom.
32:01Boom.
32:02Boom.
32:03You're getting it.
32:04Okay.
32:05Mm-hmm.
32:05Okay.
32:10So, as the relationship got stronger, things began to get a bit sketchy.
32:16See, English started displaying, let's call it fraudulent behavior.
32:20Ah.
32:22P.A. started pretending to be F.
32:24Oof.
32:24Yeah.
32:25Now, I'm all good with a little bit of identity fraud.
32:28You know what I'm saying?
32:29Like, that ain't really hurt nobody.
32:31That's all good.
32:32But the crime started to get more bold, more brazen, more deceiving.
32:40Y'all don't hear me, though.
32:42No, we're here.
32:42We're Lister, man.
32:44We are here.
32:45See, English would like to scam.
32:48Y'all remember I before E except after C?
32:51Yeah, for sure.
32:52You see, for English, that wasn't a rule.
32:54That was a pyramid scheme.
32:57I'm saying?
32:59Riddle me this, Batman.
33:00Man, does any of these words look like I before E except after C?
33:03I'll wait.
33:04I'll wait.
33:05Take a look.
33:06Hold on.
33:06Hold on.
33:07Wait, the ancient.
33:09Wait.
33:10I before E.
33:11No, wait.
33:11I'll wait.
33:12Except.
33:13None of them.
33:14Only one of them.
33:16None of them.
33:17Except?
33:18I before E.
33:19They're all fucked.
33:20They're all fucked.
33:21That's the point of the slide.
33:23They're all bad.
33:24They're all fucked.
33:25Riddle me that, Batman.
33:26Oh.
33:27Does any of that look like I before E except after C?
33:31Is it just me?
33:32No.
33:33But y'all don't hear me, though.
33:34We hear you.
33:35I hear you.
33:36Y'all don't hear me, though.
33:37We hear you.
33:38Y'all don't hear me, though.
33:40I hear you.
33:41I'm trying.
33:42You're trying.
33:44See, now, that English went international with it.
33:47English started stealing from different countries and different cultures.
33:51Yeah.
33:51English was on that international word thievery.
33:55You know what I'm saying?
33:57Sometimes stealing words without any context at all.
34:00Stealing from Arabic.
34:02Stealing from French.
34:04Stealing from Japanese.
34:06Stealing from German.
34:08Stealing from Latin.
34:09Oh, my God.
34:11But still, still, that didn't break us.
34:14Not at all.
34:16English and I, we had, like, this bond together.
34:20See, it was the silence that broke us.
34:23The silent letter.
34:25English will add extra silent letters to words that made absolutely no sense at all.
34:31Yeah.
34:32You know what I'm saying?
34:33Yeah.
34:34Y'all don't hear me, though.
34:34No, no, no.
34:35I can't hear you.
34:35No, no, no.
34:36Y'all don't hear me, though.
34:37I'm trying.
34:38I'm trying.
34:39Y'all here with me.
34:40Yeah, I can't hear you.
34:42I can't hear you.
34:42That don't hear me, though.
34:43What do I have to do?
34:44I can't convince you.
34:45Where it's, like, night.
34:47Oh.
34:48Right?
34:48Boo.
34:49Okay.
34:50Boo.
34:51Island.
34:52No.
34:53Why does island smell like that?
34:55I don't know.
34:56Y'all just accept that?
34:57No.
34:58No.
34:59Psychology.
35:00Yeah, that's crazy.
35:01That's not hard.
35:02And y'all just, like, let it ride.
35:03I didn't do it.
35:05No.
35:05That.
35:06That's crazy.
35:07Crazy.
35:08That one is crazy.
35:09Wow.
35:09Subtle.
35:10That's hard.
35:11Subtle has a lot of subtle letters.
35:13Subtle.
35:14Subtle.
35:14Subtle.
35:15The B is subtle.
35:16Yeah.
35:16Yeah.
35:16Exactly.
35:17No.
35:18No.
35:18No.
35:19Yeah, no way.
35:20That's tough.
35:20Middle fingers up for the no?
35:22Fuck that.
35:23Yeah.
35:23Let me see your middle fingers up, y'all.
35:25Woo!
35:25Fuck the no.
35:26No, no.
35:27Receipt.
35:28Oh.
35:29I can't handle it.
35:30What about that?
35:30That P don't got a receipt.
35:32Why is it there?
35:32I'm saying salmon or salmon.
35:35This is what I hate.
35:36How do you pronounce it?
35:36This one I hate.
35:37I put it out for salmon.
35:38I'm from Brooklyn.
35:38Salmon.
35:39That's a fish.
35:40Salmon.
35:41But this is why I don't trust you, English.
35:43This right here is why I don't trust you.
35:46Make it make sense.
35:48Solder.
35:48Soldier.
35:49Soldier.
35:50Solder?
35:50We're soldered.
35:51Solder.
35:55What the L in the mother?
35:58Why is solder stuff like this?
36:01I didn't know that.
36:02What is that word even?
36:03What is that?
36:04A metal on the metal.
36:05Oh, like a soldering iron?
36:06Yeah, yeah.
36:07Oh, hell no.
36:09Y'all don't hear me, though.
36:09No, we hear you.
36:12We hear you.
36:14We hear you.
36:15We hear you.
36:15Y'all don't hear me.
36:16We hear you.
36:17Is my mic on?
36:18Y'all don't hear me.
36:18I hear you, small room.
36:23I decided to get my sanity back.
36:27I'm reclaiming my life.
36:30Yes.
36:31Did I eat?
36:32Yes.
36:32You ate.
36:33So if you're going to do your thing, English,
36:36how about Kwesi's new rules?
36:38Yes.
36:39Spell it the way you say it.
36:41Yes.
36:42Spell it the way you say it.
36:43Say it after me.
36:44Spell it the way you say it.
36:46One more time.
36:47Spell it the way you say it.
36:48Let me hand you in the back.
36:50Spell it the way you say it.
36:52Let me hand you outside.
36:53Spell it the way you say it.
36:56What kind of shoes is these?
36:58Ballet.
36:59Ballet shoes.
37:01Ballet.
37:02A-L-L.
37:03Ballet.
37:04Yes.
37:04Ballet.
37:05Ballet.
37:06Ballet.
37:06Ballet.
37:07Ballet.
37:07And that sounds good.
37:08It looks good.
37:09What kind of game do you play with these sticks?
37:11Croquet.
37:12Croquet.
37:12What kind of game do you play with the other game?
37:14Croquet.
37:14Yes.
37:15Croquet.
37:16Croquet.
37:16That's right.
37:17Don't kill.
37:17What's a fancy way to say food hors d'oeuvres?
37:22Gourmet!
37:24Gourmet.
37:25Yeah, hors d'oeuvres is also fucked.
37:28Who's this white man on the back?
37:30Colonel.
37:33Colonel.
37:35Spot the way you say it.
37:37But there is a word that is Colonel.
37:39I ain't asking no questions yet.
37:42Sounds good.
37:43Now let me ask you a question.
37:44Who are all these nice white people with that racially ambiguous guy in the back?
37:48Squire.
37:49Squire.
37:50Squire.
37:51Squire.
37:51Squire.
37:54Squire without the S.
37:55I think he's Indian.
37:57Yeah.
37:59When does dropout pay us?
38:01Wednesday.
38:02Wednesday.
38:03Wednesday.
38:05When dropout hit that check, what kind of boat I'ma buy?
38:09Cuts.
38:09Dammer I'ma buy a damn y'all.
38:12Yacht.
38:14Yacht.
38:14Yacht.
38:15Yacht.
38:15Not a yacht.
38:16Damn right, I'ma buy a yacht.
38:17Yacht.
38:18I'ma buy a big ass ball, I'ma buy a yacht.
38:20Yacht.
38:22Gotta renegotiate my race.
38:24Yeah, yeah, what the hell, I don't get that much on here.
38:26I just wanna go on the yacht.
38:28For this show?
38:32See, it's not only you, English.
38:36It's me, too.
38:39Because with all the struggles we've had,
38:42all the trials and tribulations,
38:44I know that you taught me patience.
38:49You taught me humility.
38:51I don't like seeing this.
38:53You taught me resilience.
38:56You taught me curiosity.
39:00You taught me adaptability.
39:02You taught me acceptance.
39:04Wow.
39:05I'm a Dodgers fan.
39:06English.
39:08You're chaotic.
39:11But you're my English.
39:14Chills.
39:15I love you, and I miss you.
39:18Wow.
39:20Wow.
39:24Gracie, thank you so much
39:26for that enlightening presentation.
39:28And now to kick off the Q&A.
39:30Are you getting back together with English?
39:32Is this a plea for you?
39:33I can't leave it.
39:34I can't leave it.
39:35So you guys, you're trying to reconcile your differences,
39:38and maybe you can meet in the middle.
39:41Spell the way you say it.
39:42Yes, please.
39:43It's the language I dream in.
39:44Yeah.
39:47It's the language I speak in.
39:49Mmm.
39:49Yes.
39:51Yo, let me tell you something.
39:52You ready for it?
39:53Mm-hmm.
39:54It's the language I think in.
39:55Wow.
39:56Stop playing.
39:57I can't leave English.
39:59No, you can't.
40:00We had our differences.
40:01Yeah.
40:02Yeah.
40:02Just wondering for, like, encountering somebody,
40:06I know a lot of people who say Salmon,
40:08and every time I want to hurt them, you know?
40:11Like, how do we deal with that in the real world?
40:14Put your finger up.
40:15Say no, no, no, no, no.
40:18No, no, no, no, no.
40:20Turn around, walk away.
40:21Oh.
40:22Hey.
40:22And I got a problem.
40:24I got a bone to pick with you.
40:25Me?
40:26You?
40:27What do you call something that's not a banana,
40:29and you fry it up, and you eat it?
40:30Plantain.
40:31Plantain.
40:31A plantain.
40:32It's a plantain.
40:33Do you climb a mountain?
40:36Huh?
40:37Y'all climb mountains around here?
40:39Do you drink from a fountain?
40:41Sometimes.
40:42But you want to eat plantains?
40:44Yes.
40:44Yes.
40:45Okay.
40:45Make it make sense.
40:46Y'all don't hear me, though.
40:47No, we hear you.
40:48You're saying, get to your story.
40:50I don't hear you.
40:50My mic ain't on.
40:51I hear you.
40:52My mic ain't on.
40:53Y'all hear me?
40:53Sound guy, am I working?
40:55Y'all don't hear me, though.
40:56Oh, my God, I hear you.
40:57This isn't a question.
40:58This is just a comment.
40:59I hear you.
41:00That's all.
41:01Y'all hear me in the back?
41:03We hear you.
41:04We hear you.
41:05What if you have an accent,
41:07and you're from somewhere else,
41:08like tomato, tomato, bagel, bagel,
41:12and have it at Harvard?
41:14Let me tell you something.
41:14You know what I'm talking about.
41:15Let me tell you something.
41:17Uh-oh.
41:18No.
41:18Feel that.
41:18Uh-oh.
41:19Let me tell you something.
41:21Uh-oh.
41:21Uh-huh.
41:22He's done.
41:23He's over the wall.
41:23The trick is spell it the way you say it.
41:26Ain't no accents.
41:29Ain't no accents.
41:31OK.
41:31OK.
41:32None?
41:33At all?
41:34Accents don't matter.
41:35All I want you to do is...
41:37He's spoken.
41:38No, I get it.
41:39No, no, no.
41:39No, no, no.
41:40You didn't get it yet.
41:41This is all I want you to do.
41:42No.
41:43Oh, my God.
41:44This is all I want you to do.
41:46Wait for it.
41:47Please, it's the world of the way you say it.
41:52One more time.
41:53Spell it the way you say it.
41:56Is it a mountain?
41:58No.
41:59It's a what?
42:00Mountain.
42:01Is it plantain?
42:03Yeah.
42:05So I love it.
42:06You got to spell it the way you say it.
42:07But what if we start saying it the way we spell it, right?
42:11What if we got ballet shoes?
42:13Mm.
42:14Hollingly.
42:15What if you buying a yakata?
42:17Mm.
42:18Or balagna.
42:19We're putting balagna.
42:20Nah, son.
42:20All right.
42:21Nah, son.
42:21All right.
42:22Spell it the way you say it.
42:23It's already the word.
42:24It just don't make no sense.
42:26The whole thing is the way we accepted it.
42:29Yeah.
42:30Days are over.
42:31Spell it the way you say it.
42:32I have a question.
42:33Can you go back to your previous slide?
42:34Talk to me.
42:35Chaotic.
42:35Shouldn't that be chow-tick?
42:37Yeah, K-A-
42:38Spell it different?
42:39Uh-oh.
42:39Can we spell it different?
42:41Yeah.
42:42K-A-Y-O-T-I-C-K.
42:47Chaotic.
42:47Or K-A-Y-A-H.
42:51No.
42:51Wait, Joey, you're crazy.
42:53Why is it K-A-Y-O-T-I-C-K?
42:56Because that's like, ah?
42:56Oh, my gosh.
42:56Or T-I-C-K.
42:57Oh, my gosh.
42:58What?
42:58I think y'all hear me now.
43:00Yeah, we hear me now.
43:02I've been hearing you.
43:05Y'all hear me.
43:05I've been hearing you.
43:07Go too back.
43:08Go too back.
43:09Dictionary?
43:09Wait, no, one more.
43:10Bob, that's me.
43:12Dictionary?
43:12Oh, you should tell me.
43:13Talk to me.
43:14Dictionary.
43:15D-I-C-H-U-N.
43:18S-H.
43:19Y'all can hear me?
43:20U-N-C.
43:21Y'all can see me?
43:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.
43:22Am I a real boy?
43:25It's not just me.
43:27Yeah, yeah, yeah.
43:27No.
43:27No, imagine having dyslexia with this world, yo.
43:30Shit crazy, man.
43:32It's wild.
43:32Words don't make no sense, man.
43:33It doesn't make any sense.
43:34They're just making all these rules.
43:35Hoo-dee-doo-dee, hoo-dee-doo-dee.
43:37Uh, what about the Brits?
43:39They got all sorts of, you know, aluminum, aluminum, uh, color with a U.
43:44You know what he's gonna say.
43:45Tayo, why did you?
43:46Why did you?
43:47Tayo.
43:47Yeah.
43:48Tayo.
43:48Y'all don't hear me, though.
43:50No, no, no, no, no.
43:51Tayo, because this is why, Tayo.
43:53Oh, no.
43:54Oh, no.
43:55No, Tayo, you did this to yourself.
43:57No, no.
43:57No, it's already different with the Brits.
43:59You did it to yourself, Tayo.
44:00Fucked up.
44:00You fucked up, Tayo.
44:02Tayo, you fucked up.
44:04I fucked up.
44:04Tayo, what is Kwesi's new rules?
44:07Spell it the way you say it.
44:09The British spell it differently, Tayo.
44:12What the fuck?
44:13Am I?
44:14Can y'all hear me?
44:15Yeah.
44:16I can hear you.
44:16I can hear you.
44:17Fuck.
44:18What the hell?
44:19Tayo, I'm getting dehydrated with all this, man.
44:21I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
44:22Get him some water.
44:23Someone get him water.
44:24Somebody help him.
44:25Help this guy.
44:26Somebody help.
44:27Can you hear him?
44:28I feel so sick.
44:29Does anyone have any more questions?
44:30No.
44:31Say it again.
44:31I dare you.
44:32Just say no.
44:32Say it again.
44:33No, no, no.
44:33No, no, no.
44:34I dare you have another question.
44:35Have another question.
44:36I dare you.
44:37No.
44:37This is, in fact, the first time we've had a perfect presentation.
44:41Thank you so much, Kwesi.
44:42Woo!
44:44You're so good.
44:52Well, we learned a lot tonight.
44:55And with that, our secret meeting must come to a close.
44:59Let us venture back into the shadows, a little more enlightened than before.
45:04Thank you, and good night.
45:05Thank you, and good night.
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