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00:29It's so beautiful.
00:30It's so beautiful, Tom.
00:36God.
00:38Oh, no.
00:38What?
00:40I left out my poem.
00:41Oh, no.
00:43Unbelievable.
00:45I went over the layout with her three times.
00:47But, you know, these things happen, so don't be too hard on her.
00:51Yeah, that's right.
00:57Read it again.
01:03New England's best-kept secret.
01:05Not for long.
01:07Don't look for a Starbucks here.
01:09Skip ahead to the bar lot of Martha's Vineyard.
01:13Widow's Bay is the next Martha's Vineyard.
01:19That's all it says about that.
01:20Yeah, I know.
01:21Alright, just keep reading.
01:36Now this...
01:38This...
01:39This is what Widow's Bay should taste like.
01:42Really.
01:42Took a while to figure out how to use it.
01:45Well, it was worth it.
01:48It's just...
01:49Nobody's ordering it.
01:52I put a lot into this, Tom.
01:53I know.
01:53I know.
01:54I know.
01:54I know.
01:54And you're gonna make your money back.
01:56And then some.
01:57The tourists are coming this weekend.
01:59And then...
01:59Word will spread.
02:00A lot of opportunity coming here.
02:03A lot of opportunity coming here.
02:07A lot of opportunity coming here.
02:13Hey!
02:14Hey!
02:15That's my livelihood, you son of a bitch!
02:16I am not a son of a bitch!
02:18I just got this place ready.
02:20And we're fully booked.
02:21Alright, Wick.
02:21Let's get you some coffee.
02:23No, you can't let people stay here at the inn.
02:26The inn is not right!
02:29Wick?
02:29Wick?
02:30Come on!
02:31No!
02:31No!
02:33Huh?
02:37You okay?
02:41Alright, Wick.
02:43Let's go sleep at all.
02:44No, no, no, no.
02:46The inn is haunted.
02:49And your mayor...
02:50Your mayor is a fool!
02:52Leave him alone, Malthus.
02:54He's harmless.
02:55Gotta get us all killed.
02:56Yeah, he doesn't care about anything selfish.
02:59He's a selfish fool!
03:01There!
03:02No.
03:02There he is!
03:07Okay, folks.
03:08You know what?
03:08I think we're gonna let him cool down for a little while.
03:10How is he able to roll down the window?
03:12Because he's nut and cup.
03:12He's never set foot inside by himself.
03:14Of course I would.
03:15No, you can't trust him.
03:16He's only doing it for the money.
03:18Of course I'm not doing it for the money.
03:19I'm looking out for all of us.
03:20He's not one of us.
03:21He's a coward.
03:22Fuck you, you dumb heck!
03:27Oh.
03:29Oh.
03:29Oh.
03:29I...
03:30I...
03:30I'm a hit.
03:31I didn't...
03:31I didn't...
03:32I didn't...
03:32You all heard him say it!
03:34You heard him say what he said!
03:36I...
03:36I...
03:37I...
03:37I...
03:37I...
03:37I...
03:38I...
03:38I...
03:38I...
03:46He just needs to sleep it off.
03:50Thank you, everyone.
04:08Hey, Jimmy, just pick it up.
04:16Well, I heard you ate quite a day.
04:19You heard?
04:21You know how hard it was to get that article?
04:24I know.
04:25Not an ounce of gratitude.
04:27And that fucking guy?
04:29Wick has not had the easiest to go of.
04:33So he just gets to do whatever the hell he wants and people just love him?
04:38Well, you know people around here fear change.
04:41And when the Lord gathers a herd, he calls the shepherd.
04:49Oh, I was just phoning it in there.
04:51Sure.
04:52James 4-6, though.
04:54Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, you know.
04:56Right.
04:57You want to come by for a drink?
04:59Picking up for Evan.
05:00Okay.
05:00Next time.
05:01Next time.
05:03Oh, hey.
05:06You should probably keep the doors locked tonight.
05:08Pardon?
05:09The bell?
05:10I mean, let's be honest, it probably was.
05:11Evan and I will talk to him, but we both know that won't do any good.
05:14The bell to church bell?
05:15Yeah.
05:16Woke up Rosemary and Patricia, too.
05:19I'm telling you, that's impossible.
05:20Oh, you haven't met my son.
05:24You okay?
05:27Yeah, I'm fine.
05:29Oh, dear boy.
05:36Did Kathy bag this?
05:38No, I bagged it.
05:40Hmm.
05:48Dumb hick.
06:01I didn't mean that.
06:02I really didn't.
06:04And I know you're all loyal to Wick, but that doesn't make him right.
06:10We have a new chapter now, and there is nothing wrong with that inn.
06:16A lot of bad things have gone down there.
06:17Yes, that's true.
06:19But it doesn't make it haunted.
06:21I would never put anyone in danger.
06:23Why don't you say that?
06:26Are you going to pay for my room now?
06:28Well, I'll chip in.
06:30Great.
06:31I look forward to it.
06:33Tonight.
06:35Guys, I have my son at home.
06:46Okay, I'll do it.
06:48If that's what it takes, I will stay there tonight.
06:51You have to stay in the captain's suite.
06:53The one?
06:54Lost his mind.
06:55Lost his family with an axe.
06:57Of course, we didn't name the suite after him.
06:59Anything else?
06:59The ungrateful Hortense Fitzgerald.
07:02Was she the lady who fell out of a window?
07:04Ugly woman who fled her wedding back through window and fell to her death.
07:07If you see ugly Hortense three times, you'll see her in grateful reflection.
07:11You know, I'm going to ask that we start questioning these narratives.
07:14There's misogyny in the air, more than a whiff.
07:17You're not writing these down.
07:18Oh, sorry.
07:19Oh, New Year's Eve 1962 disaster.
07:22John Reynolds' head in the dumbwaiter.
07:23That clown killer of 51.
07:25Oh, yeah.
07:26Was this a guy who killed clowns?
07:27No, it was a murderer who dressed as a clown.
07:29Sorry.
07:30He should spend time in that crawl space.
07:34Thank you, Rosemary.
07:36All the way to the back, too.
07:37Not halfway, pussy.
07:38Not a problem.
07:39Anything else?
07:40He's not going to spend the whole night there.
07:42A curtain could lock him in.
07:46Okay, I'll do it.
07:47But when I do, all this talk stops.
07:51Right?
07:52You let it go.
07:53You let tourists stay there in peace.
07:55Agreed?
07:57Yeah, I guess.
07:58Yeah.
07:59Sure.
08:04I'm good.
09:00Listen, I have to stay.
09:02the inn tonight to make sure everything is in order for the tourists.
09:07Wait, tourists are actually coming?
09:09Yes.
09:13So, um...
09:13You're going to spend the night at Ruth's.
09:16No.
09:17Mm-hmm.
09:18Fuck no.
09:19Whoa.
09:19No.
09:20Come on.
09:20She's so old.
09:21Please.
09:22Please.
09:23I don't want to go.
09:24Sorry.
09:29Actually, it's fine.
09:32Wait, wait, wait, what did you just concoct?
09:35I can go pack.
09:35No, no, no.
09:36This will not be an excuse for you to go out.
09:38Don't even call out.
09:40I'm going to be calling there and checking in throughout the night.
09:42We're out of the gate.
09:43We're out of the gate.
09:43Texas still getting inside.
09:55This place freaks me out.
09:58Okay, good luck.
09:59We're out of the gate.
10:02We're out of the gate.
10:14We're out of the gate.
10:17We're out of the gate.
10:19We're out of the gate.
10:21We're out of the gate.
10:24We're out of the gate.
10:26We're out of the gate.
10:27We're out of the gate.
10:28We're out of the gate.
10:28We're out of the gate.
10:28We're out of the gate.
10:28We're out of the gate.
10:44I took down some of the more provocative ones, like you asked.
10:47This isn't provocative?
10:54What's that?
10:55They want you to film it.
10:56Oh.
10:57They say it's the only way they'll know for sure.
10:59Okay.
11:00Well, give me the keys to the captain's suite.
11:08There's an honor bar in the parlor.
11:10You sign your name on the form and say what you drink.
11:13There's a security camera, so I'll know if you don't log what you took.
11:16Huh.
11:17It's not really an honor system.
11:27We're going to give it a quick turnover today.
11:29There's no AC, but she did put a fan on the desk for climate control.
11:34There's two chairs, your choice.
11:37Some local sundries.
11:40Linens and soaps in the bathroom.
11:42You don't bring the bags in for the guests?
11:56I'll be reachable at home if you need me.
11:57Wait, you don't stay here?
11:59What if a guest needs something?
12:01Then they can reach me at home.
12:04Mate.
12:10Mate.
12:11Mate.
12:11Mate.
12:14Mate.
12:18Mate.
12:23Mate.
12:24Mate.
12:24Mate.
12:25Mate.
12:27Mate.
12:28Mate.
12:29Mate.
12:38Mate.
12:44Well, I don't understand why we can't just leave the end of July.
12:46Thanks, uh, well, we'll be out of here by Labor Day.
12:50Loth, this asks for too much.
12:52Listen, I know, I know.
12:55Um, get some sleep.
12:58Love you.
13:01Moving somewhere.
13:08As soon as I can.
13:11Smart.
13:27Welcome to Widow's Day.
13:29There's so much to see here.
13:31Come with me.
13:32I'll show you around.
13:44I'll show you around.
13:44Bye-bye.
13:45Bye-bye.
13:52Bye-bye.
13:52...
13:59...
14:03...
14:07...
14:07...
14:08...
14:10And
14:12...
14:39So, let's go.
15:09So, let's go.
15:14So, let's go.
15:50So, let's go.
15:53So, let's go.
16:13One, two, three, four, five.
16:21Come the fuck on.
16:23One, two, three, four, five.
16:58Not a chance.
16:59One, two, three, four, five.
17:29Oh, no, I like this.
17:30Oh, my God.
17:34Okay.
17:34One, two, three, four, five.
17:37One, two, three, four, five.
17:43One, two, three, four, five.
17:49One, two, three, four, five.
17:52One, two, three, four, five.
18:10One, two, three, four, five.
18:13One, two, three, four, five.
18:32One, two, three, four.
18:40One, two, three, four, five.
18:43One, two, three, four, five.
19:10One, two, four, five.
19:13One, two, three, four.
19:14One, two, three, four.
19:20hello who are you what are you what are you doing here uh what are you doing
19:25here the innkeeper didn't tell me anyone else would be here does he usually
19:31announce guests to each other I'm William I'm Tom you all right you seem
19:40like you can use a drink there's an honor bar downstairs no thank you I mean
19:45thanks but um
19:49right
20:27the camera is for what oh you know i can't even get into it
20:38you know i've been to widow's bay before for fuck's sake it was nice to order a cappuccino
20:41for once yes thank you god feels good to hear someone say that oh so what brings you here
20:51this time oh i work for a structural engineering firm city hired us to inspect the dock right
20:56yeah for the expansion yeah looks like you're expecting a lot more fairies out here huh
21:01that's the hope well that's a lot on your shoulders i'm sure your constituents are excited
21:06huh no oh they don't make it easy wow they must appreciate you some they voted you in as mayor
21:17i ran uncontested that's embarrassing tom
21:26it's a cowboy testing my luck
21:30oh no okay no here we go uh-oh daddy's younger boss yelled at him today
21:36what what i'm gonna go back for space there you go go to see the neighbor's home
21:46come on neighbor yes saved by the neighbor
21:55daddy had a bad day
21:57come back six months and he's in the basement i'm getting crushed
22:06yeah he was a local my mom was from the mainland they met when she was on a schooner tour
22:12but she certainly couldn't make it work with him so i grew up in uh i grew up in massachusetts
22:18but i spent my summers here
22:22i used to dread those summers
22:24really yeah how bad was he
22:29i mean
22:32not the worst guy in the world just a lot of
22:35walking on eggshells you know
22:36oh i do
22:38didn't talk much once i got older
22:41moved back when he got sick
22:43met my wife
22:45rest is history
22:47guys lucky you came back at all
22:54you know just a lot of the times you come home after a couple of drinks spewing these
23:01just these
23:02horror stories about the island i mean shit i was
23:05i was way too young to hear
23:09the guy never should have had a kid
23:15called me soft when i was six
23:22i always said you know the only thing this island is cursed with is alcoholism
23:30you gotta be careful
23:32they'll drag you down with them if you let them
23:36fucking useless ass backwards small brain townie hicks
23:41let them all run hell watch them all fucking burn
23:52i may have had too much to drink
23:57phew
23:59listen
24:00i know two things to be true
24:02one
24:03you're a great mayor
24:04no no no no
24:07i know these things
24:08and two
24:10there's no such thing as ghosts
24:12all right there's no
24:13what was it harriet fitzgerald
24:16hortons
24:16well okay
24:18no hortons is going to appear in your window
24:20you know the killer sea captain
24:21the new year's party
24:23the murder clown
24:24i mean
24:26maybe all those things were real at one point but
24:28they're not anymore
24:29so
24:31all right
24:32to bed
24:34i say
24:35you finish off their little checklist
24:38and show them who's in charge
24:39cheers
24:41cheers
24:45probably best
24:47okay
24:48all right
24:49good one
24:50good
24:51good
24:57good
24:58good
25:02good
25:03good
25:06good
25:07good
25:14good
25:15good
25:15good
25:16good
25:16good
25:16good
25:16good
25:16good
25:17good
25:17good
25:17good
25:18good
25:19good
25:40I don't know.
26:00Oh
26:22I am in the crawlspace.
26:31Hello?
26:37William?
26:42William?
26:48Howdy, neighbor.
26:51W-why? Why didn't you answer me?
26:59Need some help in there?
27:01What? No! No!
27:03No, don't! Don't! Don't come in!
27:05Don't! I'm coming out! Don't come in!
27:07Don't come in!
27:24I locked the door myself. Whoever it was would have had to have had a kitty talk.
27:27What? He's... Oh, uh, did you see something? Oh, you didn't see anyone in the crawlspace, huh?
27:34Well, does my demeanor suggest that I just engage with someone inside a crawlspace?
27:39Hold on.
27:50I don't understand, Malcolm. Maybe I was... I was sleepwalking? I don't know. He said his name was William.
27:58William.
27:58William.
28:00The clown. That's what you got, huh? You saw something. You saw something, and you're still gonna let Boke stay
28:09here.
28:10Don't you start with this shit, Wick!
28:12You raised your voice to me! I'm telling you, this place is a trap!
28:16It's not! It's perfectly fine!
28:18Then you go in the captain's suite.
28:22Kurt, just...
28:25just go into the room and show him there's nothing to be afraid of.
28:30There. See?
28:33Inside.
28:35What?
28:36Go inside and close the door.
28:39We're gonna... we're gonna count to ten.
28:47One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
28:51What the fuck? I thought we said ten seconds.
28:53Well, it was ten. How long do you think you were in there?
28:58Ten seconds.
28:59Then why don't you go back in for thirty?
29:01At least have some food first.
29:02The fuck you need food for thirty seconds for?
29:09Oh, there's, you know, there's something wrong with this island.
29:13You've seen it with your own two eyes now.
29:16Come on, son.
29:18You're right here with me, seeing what I'm seeing.
29:22You can call it off right now.
29:27No, I can't.
29:29We can't.
29:30It's not right to bring anyone here, you know it.
29:34The island's awake now.
29:35It's dangerous.
29:36All right.
29:43All set?
30:01What the hell is this?
30:08This black mold?
30:14Mold.
30:17Well, that's it.
30:18You must have hallucinated from exposure.
30:20No.
30:21No?
30:23How do you think you can get affected that quickly?
30:26No.
30:27That can be remediated in seventy-two hours, Tom.
30:30And I will still seal up this suite for good measure.
30:37Loftus.
31:07How'd it go?
31:08Fine.
31:11Fine.
31:16Fine.
31:18Fine.