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00:04I just don't think that we have time to be doing interviews when we have a manuscript to deliver
00:08in less than a month. Yes, we have a deadline, but marketing is important and Dean's Catch
00:12has over a million subscribers. A mil. It's hard to leave with a stupid name like Dean's Catch.
00:18Well, it used to be a boring show about phishing reports and nautical maps until we started
00:23solving mysteries on murders, so he pivoted and cashed in. I really don't like this guy, do you?
00:28I've known him for years. He thinks he's a real ladies' man, but if it's good PR for the book,
00:33who cares if he's an ass?
00:34I'm happy. I have a right to be here. Sorry, Norman, no visitors allowed.
00:37As president of Miss Chandler's fan club, as well as her official archivist, it is essential for me to be
00:42here
00:42to document her appearance on Dean's Catch. I have the proper credentials.
00:47You made that at home.
00:50Allison, oh, dear Allison, please tell this villain how I put my life in jeopardy to save yours.
00:54It's okay now where he can stay.
00:56Excuse me.
00:59They're ready for you two inside.
01:03Ah, and here they are.
01:05Hey.
01:06Hey.
01:06Hey.
01:07Hi.
01:07Nice to have a good time.
01:09Yes, it's so good to see you, Detective Kerrigan.
01:12Jack.
01:13I know.
01:14Okay.
01:15Okay.
01:16I'm Andy Walker, and you already know Allison Chandler?
01:19Yeah, all too well.
01:20We've always circled the same harbor, haven't we, yeah?
01:22Honey winded our sails, but never the red current.
01:25But this ship sailed ten years ago, so I guess you're going to have to trim someone else's
01:29ship, if you know what I mean.
01:31I know what you mean.
01:31Oh, well, we are always happy to discuss our exciting new project.
01:37And by we, I mean Andy and I, not Jack and I.
01:40Not that there is a Jack and I at all.
01:42But we've shared our casual glass of wine.
01:45Jack is a detective.
01:46I think he knows that.
01:48Yeah, thanks, son, for being here, Detective Kerrigan.
01:51Yeah, we're the merrier.
01:51Oh, we're merry.
01:52Except when people get murdered, which they have.
01:55A lot.
01:57Are you high?
01:59Oh, okay.
02:01Why don't the three of you sit on this side of the window?
02:03Yeah, let's go.
02:07Mocha soy whip.
02:08Extra whip.
02:10Jewel's your lightsaber.
02:11You know, Juliet's more than just my co-host.
02:13She pretty much does everything around here.
02:15I draw the line up, picking up his laundry.
02:17But not at getting coffee.
02:19It's self-defense.
02:20Catherine says he's a bear if he doesn't get his java in the morning.
02:23Who's Catherine?
02:24Oh, that's my beautiful wife.
02:26Julia was her teacher's aide in school before the layoffs.
02:29You know, I used to do all of this myself.
02:31And then, as you know, the podcast blew up.
02:33And, well, I was just stretched too thin.
02:37Murderville, USA.
02:38Am I right, Al?
02:38Oh, I don't think we should use that term.
02:40So, uh, shall we get started?
02:42Hey, uh, the hard-nosed detective chomping at the bit.
02:44I like it.
02:45But hold your horse.
02:46We're just waiting on one more guest.
02:47Sorry I'm late.
02:48And here she is.
02:50Uh, what is she doing here?
02:52Well, uh, since we were talking about the recent string of murders in Founders Cove,
02:55I thought it might be something if the honorary mayor was here with us, too.
02:58Oh, it's something, all right.
03:01So, shall we get started?
03:02Oh, yeah.
03:06Juliet, count it down, please.
03:07And ten.
03:08Um, I think I can catch a movie tonight if you wanted to join.
03:11I can't do it.
03:12We've got a schedule to get this draft out.
03:14Okay.
03:16Good morning, Founders Cove and all our subscribers around the world.
03:20I'm Dean Starkweather, and you are listening to Dean's Catch.
03:24Gotcha.
03:24A special treat today, we are broadcasting live from the Founders Cove Sheriff's Office.
03:29Talking all things, you guessed it, Murderville, U.S. of A.
03:33Oh, dear.
03:35What the heck?
03:35Now, as usual, my co-host, Juliet Daystrom, will be feeding me your live questions on the air,
03:42and I'm sure you will have plenty, because today we are joined by Detective Jack Kerrigan.
03:46Also, we have honorary mayor of Founders Cove, Connie Newsome.
03:50And we have somebody who needs no introduction, award-winning author, and local super sleuth,
03:56Allison Chandler.
03:57Oh, and her sidekick, Andrea Walker.
03:59It's Andrea, and I'm not her sidekick.
04:01It's a pleasure to be here, Dean.
04:03Are you talking to the camera?
04:05Well, why don't we kick things off by asking Detective Kerrigan a question.
04:08Detective, you are the local, respected law enforcement here.
04:12Let's get honest.
04:13Having these two nosing in on your investigations, trying to take all your glory,
04:17well, that must just stick in your craw.
04:19What?
04:20Is that a real question?
04:21Oh, come on.
04:22Dean, we have a message from Carol in Waterton, who wants to know how old Ali is.
04:26Oh, great question.
04:28Oh.
04:29Well, Carol, I'm old enough to know better than to answer that question.
04:34But you're never too old to exploit the public's case for murder.
04:37Am I right, Ali?
04:38Uh, I'm not exploiting anyone.
04:41The public loves mysteries.
04:42And yes, the stakes would be like, you know what they have to be.
04:45I was so miserable to hear what happened.
04:47Catherine?
04:48Is everything okay?
04:57Can we please do without the sound effect?
05:00If I can jump in here, Dean, it is true that we've had a string of tragedies here at Founderscope.
05:06It is also true that without these two, some of those killers would still be on the loose.
05:10But I think maybe this town would be safer if the police didn't have to deal with Cagney
05:13and Lacey over here getting in the way in the first place.
05:15Who's Cagney and Lacey?
05:16Okay, I'll explain that to you later.
05:18You take that back.
05:18I think it's outrageous that they're using the recent tragedies to shamelessly sell books.
05:22Oh, please.
05:23You want to talk about shameless?
05:24Mayor Newsome over there?
05:25She tried to write off breast imprints as a campaigner.
05:28What?
05:29That was a misappropriation of a true.
05:33Excuse me, what are you doing?
05:35We're in the middle of a live podcast right now.
05:37If you've got something to say, say it to us live.
05:39I don't think that's a good idea.
05:40Look, that's what journalism's all about when it's live.
05:42You just come in and you...
05:48What?
05:49I'm so sorry.
05:50Oh, my God.
05:53Oh, my God.
05:54That stopped me.
05:55Stop the podcast.
06:00My wife just committed suicide.
06:21How could she do this?
06:23Dean, any recent changes to Catherine's mood or behavior?
06:27She was also new meds.
06:29Look, I thought they were working.
06:31I don't know.
06:31Maybe I could have done something to stop this, you know?
06:33You can't blame yourself.
06:34Look, is there somewhere you can stay tonight?
06:37Someone we can call for you?
06:38Uh, no.
06:40No, no, I need to be alone.
06:41I'll just go to a hotel for a few days.
06:43I'll give you a ride.
06:44Okay.
06:45Dean, I am so sorry.
06:47No, no.
06:48I'm sorry.
06:49For what I said on the show, I didn't mean anything behind it.
06:51It was just for the show, okay?
06:53Take him where he wants.
06:56Catherine Starkweather was a second-grade teacher.
07:00Everyone loved her.
07:01Did she leave a note?
07:05No, no.
07:24Prescription sedative.
07:27She must have jogged herself so she wouldn't back out, sat on the bar stool, put the noose
07:32around her neck, pushed the button on the garage remote, and then lights out.
07:37The neighbor, Donna Falconer, saw the garage door open.
07:40She said the deceased was still moving when she got here.
07:43She tried to help, but it was too late.
07:46Yes, that's it.
07:47All right, thanks, guys.
07:49Wait, why is CSU leaving without collecting evidence?
07:53Because this was a suicide.
07:55The neighbor saw the whole thing happen.
07:57There's no sign of foul play here.
08:00Come on.
08:12You do realize you didn't say one word that entire car ride?
08:16So?
08:17So I know that face.
08:19It's the face you make when you think something doesn't add up.
08:22Okay, in every crime, there's something that feels just off.
08:26This one is flawless.
08:29A wife commits suicide.
08:31Millions of people are watching and listening to her husband on a podcast.
08:35I could not have written a better alibi.
08:38That's because Dean doesn't need an alibi.
08:40There's no crime, Allie.
08:42His wife committed suicide.
08:43You saw Dean.
08:44The new tattoo on his hand.
08:46The whitened teeth.
08:47That's a husband ready for change.
08:48Which, statistically, that is the most dangerous kind of husband.
08:55Oh, it's probably the window cleaners.
08:57I'll tell them to start out back.
09:00What?
09:03What, no call?
09:04I wanted to surprise you.
09:06You did.
09:07Allie, this is my dad, Kevin.
09:09Oh, well, I guess you're not here to wash my windows, then.
09:12No, but I'm happy to pitch in.
09:14Oh.
09:15Allison Chandler, so nice to meet you.
09:17Allie, I know.
09:18I've heard all about you.
09:19Oh, so what brings you to Founder's Go?
09:21I got a job up in Portland.
09:22I wanted to stop and see Andy on my way.
09:24I do a construction remodeling.
09:27You must be pretty handsy.
09:28I mean, handy.
09:29You must be handy.
09:31Oh, I'm pretty good with my hands, or so I've been told.
09:33First, ew.
09:34Second, how long are you staying?
09:36Uh, just overnight.
09:37I gotta go into town and find a hotel room.
09:38Oh, don't be silly.
09:39There's a guest room in the main house.
09:41Main house guest room.
09:42Are you sure your butler won't be upset?
09:43Oh, he sleeps in the shed.
09:45I insist.
09:46On one condition, that you let me cook dinner.
09:49And you cook?
09:50Yeah.
09:51Well, then it's settled.
09:53Andy will show you where your room is, and I'm gonna leave you two to catch up.
09:57I'm just gonna go run an errand.
09:59I'll see you later.
10:00Sure.
10:01I'll be right back.
10:03I know what you're doing.
10:04I am not doing anything except getting in my car.
10:07You're gonna go back to the Stark Brothers garage, aren't you?
10:09I'm gonna go talk to a neighbor.
10:10Then I'm coming with you.
10:11No, you're not.
10:12You've got company.
10:13Dad, front door's open.
10:14The guest room's on the second floor.
10:15I'll be back in an hour, okay?
10:20Let's go.
10:23Such a shame.
10:24Catherine was a wonderful spirit.
10:26Do you have any idea what could have made her so desperate?
10:29Not a clue.
10:30How was her marriage to Dean?
10:32Well, it wasn't perfect, but what marriage is, if you know what I mean.
10:37Oh, she knows.
10:38Look, I shouldn't gossip, but the other day I did see a woman visit the house.
10:43Catherine was at a parent-teacher conference.
10:46Pretty hair, nice gams.
10:48So much for Dean's loyal husband act.
10:51Yeah, maybe it pushed poor Catherine over the edge.
10:54Or maybe this woman was collecting money for charity or looking for a lost pet.
10:58You wouldn't happen to have a way to get into their garage, do you?
11:02Just to see if we miss something that might explain what happened.
11:05Oh, that's right.
11:06Right. You're that famous novelist, and you're the sidekick.
11:10Writing partner.
11:11I watered Catherine's plants when they were away.
11:13I'll grab you the key to the back door.
11:22All right.
11:24You be Catherine.
11:26What? No, you be Catherine.
11:27No, Catherine is short. I'm tall. Come on.
11:30Fine, but I am not putting that news around my neck.
11:32Fair.
11:33Here.
11:34All right, so.
11:37Catherine downs an overdose of pills.
11:39Her mind relaxes, but she is conscious enough to press the button on the remote and seal her fate.
11:48She presses the button on the remote to seal her fate.
11:51Will you press the damn button?
11:52I did. It doesn't work.
11:53Let me see that.
11:54Maybe it broke when she dropped it.
11:59Huh.
12:00Batteries are corroded.
12:02So, the remote wasn't working, which means she didn't commit suicide.
12:06Or, when Catherine pressed it, it was the last charge it had before it died, and she did commit suicide.
12:10Or, maybe, if she didn't open the garage door, someone else opened it.
12:15We've got to talk to Dean and see what he has to say.
12:17He was sitting next to us on the podcast.
12:19There's no way that he opened this garage door.
12:22I just want to ask him some questions.
12:23Can we please give this man some time to process?
12:26Give him some flowers?
12:36Alison Chandler, what can I do for you?
12:39We wanted to bring you these.
12:41Ah.
12:42That's sweet.
12:43Thanks.
12:44Now, if you don't mind, I'd like to be alone.
12:46Yep, we understand.
12:47Come on.
12:47Okay, you know I had one teensy tiny question about your garage door?
12:51Oh.
12:52I thought you said you wanted to be alone.
12:54That's just one of those phantom flushes.
12:55I should have jiggled the handle or something.
12:59You can come out now, Juliet.
13:06Look, we all grieve in different ways.
13:09Oh, I bet you two have grieved at least twice already today.
13:12How did you know it was Juliet?
13:13Well, aside from the proximity effect where men tend to cheat with women they work with,
13:18Juliet grazed his arm when she brought him coffee.
13:20He inhaled as she delivered it, trying to smell her perfume.
13:25Your neighbor said that she saw a woman at your house Wednesday night
13:28while your wife was at parent-teacher conferences.
13:31So I'm guessing it was Juliet?
13:32No.
13:33I was out of town on Wednesday.
13:37Jules, I can explain everything.
13:39Just give me a minute.
13:40I can explain, Jules.
13:41Jules!
13:43If the lady with the nice gams is not Juliet, who is she?
13:46That's none of your business.
13:48Oh, really?
13:48Okay, well, I was going to ease into this, see?
13:50But it's clear that you moved on, so...
13:53The batteries in this remote are dead,
13:56which means your wife could not have opened the garage door with it.
13:59Somebody else must have done it,
14:01and we all know that Juliet was with us at the podcast.
14:04Maybe this other mystery woman is someone we should talk to.
14:07Look, my wife was depressed.
14:11I wish I could have helped her, but I couldn't.
14:14Now leave me alone.
14:21No!
14:22We just want to talk.
14:24I don't!
14:25Juliet, we know you've done nothing wrong,
14:27except adultery and sleeping with a man on the day his wife committed suicide.
14:30Look, I feel terrible.
14:33I mean, I used to work with Catherine.
14:35We were friends.
14:37This other woman that was at the house seems like you might know who she is.
14:41I know she's been calling him lately.
14:43I checked his phone.
14:45Anyone we know?
14:47She was sitting right across from you on the podcast.
14:53I was as surprised as anyone.
14:55Not that I knew Dean and his wife well,
14:57but in my line of work you hear all the latest gossip.
14:59As far as I knew, they were a happy couple.
15:02So why did you go over to his house the other night?
15:06It's not what it sounds like.
15:07We're just friends.
15:08Dean's not just a friend.
15:10If you visit him late at night while his wife is at a parent-teacher conference...
15:16All right.
15:18We were seeing each other.
15:20Romantically.
15:21Is that a crime?
15:22There's a chance that Catherine did not commit suicide.
15:24A small chance.
15:25But her neighbors saw her do it.
15:26Again, there's a chance that it could have been staged.
15:29Again, a very small chance.
15:31Not a small chance.
15:32A regular, full-size chance that someone killed Catherine and staged it as a suicide.
15:38I was with both of you at the police station when all of this happened,
15:41so I don't see how any of this has anything to do with me.
15:43I can't think about this right now.
15:45I have to be in hair and makeup in 20 minutes.
15:52Another perfect alibi.
15:54What now?
15:56Oh, no.
15:57Oh.
15:58I thought you two would be writing.
15:59No, we were.
16:00Yeah, we were hard at work, which is why I couldn't go to the movies.
16:03And then we got a surprise visitor, Andy's dad,
16:05and now we came here to get some pie for dessert.
16:09Yeah.
16:09Unfortunately, they have no pie.
16:11But we can get pie at Rosa's.
16:13I like pie.
16:14I like pie, too.
16:16Okay.
16:16Well, enjoy your visitor and your pie.
16:20We will.
16:22What's going on with you two?
16:24I think absolutely nothing.
16:25Okay.
16:25Okay.
16:26Hi there.
16:27Are you in order?
16:27Hi.
16:28Are you really out of pie?
16:33Like a worn-out recording
16:36Of your favorite song
16:39So while she lay there sleeping
16:42I read the paper in bed
16:44Okay, you can stop singing now, Dad.
16:45And in the personal columns
16:47There was this letter I read
16:50If you like pina colada
16:53Getting caught in the rain
16:56If you're not into yoga
17:00If you have half a brain
17:03If you like making love at midnight
17:06In the dunes of the Cape
17:09I'm the love that you look for
17:12Come with me and escape
17:16Hey
17:17Ray
17:18It was mid-80s
17:21I'm building these bookshelves
17:22In Laurel Canyon for a guy
17:24And he's got guitars everywhere
17:26I mean, they're all over the house
17:27It turns out it is Eddie
17:29Freakin' Van Halen
17:30Oh, no
17:31And he's got friends coming over
17:32And they start shredding
17:33And they are just going off
17:34And it was crazy
17:36It was the 80s
17:37Everybody had camembert and cocaine
17:39In their fridge
17:39Well, here's to being young
17:41And foolish
17:44Okay
17:45That's it for me
17:47Night
17:47Night
17:47Night
17:49Night
17:53There's nothing better than
17:54Embarrassing your kid
17:55Well, absolutely live for that
17:56You want
17:57Oh, yes, please
18:00You know, she's pretty lucky
18:01To have you as a dad
18:02She's pretty lucky
18:02To have a partner in crime
18:03Like you
18:04Well, I don't know about that
18:05Sometimes I think
18:05She wants to murder me
18:07Well, we've had our ups and downs
18:11This whole Mr. Mom thing
18:13It didn't come easy
18:13I can relate
18:14I'm still trying to figure out
18:16The whole Mrs. Dad thing
18:19It's like being two parents at once
18:20You give twice the love
18:22You feel twice the pain
18:23Thank you
18:26I'm no writer, but
18:27I see why they pay you the big bucks
18:30That is the line talking
18:32Well, let's keep it coming
18:36Oh, I love this song
18:39Me too
18:55Is this okay?
18:57Yeah
19:24Good morning
19:27Good morning
19:30Hey, hey, hey
19:31Whoa, Don Juan
19:33Your daughter lives here, remember?
19:35It'd take a meteor to wake her before 10
19:37Besides, she's way out in the guest's house
19:39What is on the menu?
19:41We got pumpkin spice pancakes
19:43Oh, yum
19:44I've got some maple syrup somewhere
19:45No whipped cream?
19:48Behave
19:49That's not what she said last night
19:50Oh
19:56Morning, Dad
19:58Hey, kiddo
20:00You're up early
20:01You're never up early
20:02Yeah
20:03Andre
20:05Are these pumpkin spice pancakes?
20:07Yeah
20:08My favorite
20:08Oh my God, I'll get the syrup
20:09No, you don't have to do that
20:10Because
20:11It's okay, I know where it is
20:15Uh, okay
20:17What the hell are you wearing?
20:19Syrup?
20:20I repeat
20:20What the hell are you wearing?
20:22Oh, it's a
20:23It's a
20:23Klaus von Klaus
20:25It's a kimono
20:26And you never wear kimonos
20:28I love kimonos
20:33Did you two?
20:35Oh my God, you did
20:37Oh my God, you did
20:38Well, we can explain
20:39No, no
20:40Do not explain
20:41It's a perfectly natural thing
20:42When two people
20:43Oh my God, stop talking
20:44You're saying the worst words I've ever heard
20:46Let me get that
20:47No, I got it
20:48Dad, I got it
20:49Fine
20:51Oh my God, Dad
20:52You're not wearing any pants
20:53And you're not wearing a bra
20:54Oh, we didn't think that you would be up this early
20:56You both have officially ruined pumpkin spice for me
21:00Don't forget your laundry
21:12Hey, so, um
21:14It occurred to me that we have a month to finish our manuscript
21:18So, I did the math
21:19And if we each write five pages a day
21:23We should be fine
21:24So, what do you think?
21:31You get freaky with my dad
21:33And now you're just going to pretend like nothing ever happened?
21:35I was just taking your advice
21:37Trying to have a little fun
21:39You know what?
21:40Situationship
21:40Like you and
21:41So, that's what this is about
21:43Right, right
21:44So, you're still mad at me for hooking up with Oliver
21:46So, you hook up with my dad to get back at me
21:48That is not what happened at all
21:49That's exactly what happened
21:50You used my dad as a revenge hookup
21:52Oh
21:53You know what?
21:54You're a hypocrite
21:55How am I a hypocrite?
21:56You can have a boo-thang
21:58But can I have a boo-thang?
21:59No, no, no, no, no boo-thang for me
22:01Stop saying boo-thang!
22:02I am just calling it like it is
22:05You know what I think?
22:08I think that you're scared of what you've got with Jack
22:11Mm-hmm
22:12You're scared of your feelings
22:14You're scared of falling for him
22:15So, you're sabotaging things before they even start
22:26Oh, great
22:27Now look what you've done
22:29Your dad is leaving
22:29You chased him away
22:37Hey!
22:38Gonna leave without saying goodbye?
22:39Oh, take it down a notch, kiddo
22:41I'm not leaving
22:41I just have to grab something from in town
22:43Oh
22:47That's a frickin' thing
22:48These fobs never work
22:49Whatever happened to just using a key?
22:51I know, right?
22:53Wait, don't call AAA
22:54Let me see the clicker thing
22:55No, no, I'm not
22:55I'm just gonna use the app
22:56These new trucks
22:57You can open them, start them
22:59Do whatever all from the app
23:00There
23:03Ah, see?
23:07That's it
23:08I know how it happened
23:09What are you talking about?
23:10The garage door opener had a Wi-Fi sticker on it
23:12Which means it could have been opened with an app
23:14Yes, yes, yes
23:15And Dean would have had the app on his phone
23:17What am I missing?
23:19We have an errand to run
23:19I'll be back in an hour
23:20I love you
23:20But I'm still kind of mad at you
23:22Let's go
23:25Okay, is this some kind of official investigation?
23:27Well, if we're an official investigation
23:29These two would not be here
23:30But you know what?
23:30You can make it official if you want
23:31Hey, we don't have to do that
23:33I've got nothing to hide
23:34So I spoke with the garage door company
23:36Your garage door model is one that can be opened with an app from anywhere
23:39The garage door company requires a warrant to share user records
23:43Which I'm working on
23:44But what we have confirmed is that the phone that was used to trigger your garage door
23:48On the day your wife died was using Wi-Fi from the police station
23:51Which is exactly where you were at the time of death
23:55So you're saying I opened that door, that I killed my wife?
23:58Oh, crap, Dean
23:59You were having multiple affairs and you wanted out of the marriage
24:02But divorce would mean that you'd have to split everything
24:05Including all the money from the sponsors from when Dean's catch went viral
24:09Look, it's not that much, believe me
24:11Wow, well, the little fancy watch on your wrist says it is
24:14I thought we agreed you weren't going to say a single word
24:18My lips are sealed
24:19Are they?
24:20Yeah
24:21Check the app
24:23I programmed my car to open the garage door
24:27Just telling the truth, this one did not open that door
24:29I see
24:31Okay
24:32Okay, but look at this
24:33It says that someone else opened the garage door at the time of Catherine's death
24:36So who else had the app?
24:40Who else?
24:42It was Connie, alright?
24:44That's how she came and went
24:45It was easier than giving her keys
24:46That's crap, he's playing us
24:52Connie was at the police station
24:53And that's where the segment came from
25:00Five and three, Connie
25:02We have clear skies and a brisk westerly wind
25:05For the Founders Co. Fall Festival
25:07Where residents gather to celebrate the harvest season
25:10With games, food, and good times
25:12I personally cannot wait for the good old-fashioned potluck tonight
25:15That's all for me, Connie Newsome
25:17Back to you in the studio, Brett
25:21And you're out
25:22Oh, for God's sake
25:23Let's get out of here
25:24Pump the climate till you want to vomit
25:26Not yours
25:30Connie Newsome, I need to see your phone
25:32Why?
25:32It may have been used in the commission of the crime
25:34That's ridiculous
25:35Well, the judge doesn't think so
25:36This is a warrant
25:38Thank you
25:41You have the app that controls Dean Starkweather's garage
25:43And your phone was used to open that garage
25:45At the moment, Captain Starkweather was killed
25:47That can't be
25:48Okay
25:49Connie Newsome, you're under arrest for the murder of Catherine Starkweather
25:52Are you serious?
25:55Let's go
25:56You have the right to remain silent
25:57Anything you say can
25:59Your arch-nemesis arrested for murder
26:02I guess you finally win
26:05It doesn't feel like I win
26:18Hey, we're going to go for a walk
26:20You want to come?
26:21Oh, um
26:22I got a lot of paperwork to do
26:23And you two need daddy-daughter time
26:25Okay
26:26Okay
26:35I swear you are not getting away with this
26:41Watching me get arrested wasn't enough for you
26:44You needed to see how I look in orange
26:45Believe me, Connie
26:46Nothing would give you more joy than watching you rot in jail
26:49But I know that you didn't kill Catherine
26:52You fell for Dean
26:53And you and I both know you've always had terrible taste in men
26:56Almost as bad as yours
26:57Do you want my help or not?
26:58Go ahead
26:59As I was saying, you have terrible taste in men who are desperate to get rid of Catherine
27:03You certainly know what desperate feels like
27:05Are we really going to do this?
27:07Come on
27:08All that said, I know damn well you wouldn't murder her to get rid of her
27:12How do you know for sure?
27:13Your lack of a violent history
27:15Your desperate need for societal approval
27:18And the fact that this whole thing was intricately planned down to the very last day, Danny
27:23So you're saying that I'm not smart enough to have murdered Catherine
27:26Yep
27:26More or less
27:27The real question is whether Dean was desperate enough to kill Catherine to get out of the marriage
27:34Honestly, I don't know
27:36There was no love lost between those two
27:38And he promised me he would leave her
27:40But he was afraid if he divorced her, she would take all of his money
27:43You don't even know the half of it
27:45He sold that podcast to a big media company out of New York
27:49We're talking mega bucks
27:50And the kicker is I never asked for that damn garage app on my phone
27:53It was all his idea
27:55When did he do that?
27:56About two weeks ago
27:58So he didn't invite you into that podcast to gang up on me and Andy
28:02He wanted you close to him so he could get into your phone
28:05And use it to open the garage door
28:10That son of a bitch
28:24You can't be leaving already
28:26Yeah, the job in Portland
28:27I gotta get a move on
28:29Yeah
28:30And the other project has been taken care of
28:34Oh good
28:34Thanks
28:35What other project?
28:37Just a bit of carpentry
28:38Yeah
28:39Work upstairs
28:40Upstairs
28:41What did you do, like break the bed or something?
28:45Uh
28:45Oh my god
28:47I was choking
28:49Because the thought of two boomers breaking a bed having sex
28:52It's so ridiculous it couldn't possibly be true
28:57So thank you for the hospitality
28:58Oh
28:59Um, anytime
29:02Uh
29:03Yep
29:03Yep
29:04This is all
29:04Oh for god's sakes
29:06The damage he's done you two can hug each other
29:08Right
29:11I hope to see you soon
29:14Me too
29:22Don't flatter yourself
29:23She's just using you to get over her own personal stuff
29:26And I'm fine with it
29:28I got my own stuff to work through
29:31I'm sorry if it makes you feel
29:33Nauseated?
29:34No
29:35Not at all
29:36No, it's been just the two of us for so long
29:38I forget it's not my job to be your pal
29:40It's my job to be your dad
29:44You were a pretty good mom, too
29:48Thanks
29:50Wow
29:54I'm still looking for her
29:58What are you expecting to find?
30:00I don't know
30:02What's the point?
30:03Sweetheart, she's gone
30:04You have to let her go
30:05I have
30:06But you two loved each other
30:09Right
30:09Yeah, look
30:10I've never told you this
30:11But
30:12A year before your mom disappeared
30:15She had an affair
30:17With who?
30:18Her boss
30:20At the shipping company that she worked at
30:23Frank Getz
30:25Everything just started to fall apart after that
30:27No
30:28No, I don't believe it
30:30I was young
30:31But I remember you two together
30:32And you were so in love with each other
30:34Up until the very end
30:35I thought so, too
30:37But life is
30:39Complicated
30:41And when you love someone who doesn't love you back
30:43It's just
30:44I had to let go
30:45Sweetheart
30:46To survive
30:48I had a friend do a search
30:51He said that mom's past has been completely erased
30:53All of her public records are gone
30:56She worked in IT
30:57I mean, she had the skills to do it if she wanted to
31:00I think she's hiding from someone
31:03Sweetheart, I think this might be hard to hear
31:04But maybe it's
31:06Maybe she's hiding from us
31:17Okay, this
31:19It's right at the time of Catherine's death
31:22I can't see if Connie's holding her phone or not
31:24I can't see if Dean has a phone either
31:26But trust me
31:27It is him
31:29Why don't you go see Connie?
31:31Connie and I have been at each other for years
31:32If she's a murderer
31:34She would have killed me by now
31:39Your dad left his shaving kit in the guest room bathroom
31:41Yeah
31:42You can deliver it to him
31:43Maybe go for round two
31:45I'm sorry that you think I'm getting back at you
31:47For what happened with Oliver
31:48But that's not what's going on
31:50That's Jack, isn't it?
31:52Maybe
31:54What's the problem?
31:56You think he's going to go squirrely on you
31:57And steal your snowblower?
31:59Wouldn't be the first time
32:00True
32:03Okay, we're not getting anywhere with this
32:04I need a new angle to see if Connie has her phone or not
32:06The only cameras there
32:08We're the ones for the pod show
32:09Podcast
32:11There was probably another camera
32:12But it doesn't work
32:13What other camera?
32:15All police stations have surveillance cameras
32:16But you said there's an ordinance in Founders Cove
32:18That doesn't allow them to actually record
32:19If that's a city ordinance
32:21The sheriff's office is Kenny
32:29Here it is
32:31Okay
32:31Okay
32:32There's Dean's phone
32:33Connie was sitting right next to him
32:35Just like he planned it
32:35I remember she put her phone down
32:37If he picked it up, we'll see it
32:39Fast forward a little
32:41Okay
32:42Here she is
32:45Here he is, Mr. Big Shot
32:48Laughing and talking
32:49Well, yuck it up, Bozo
32:50You're about to go down hard
32:53Okay, here it comes
32:54Just watch
32:55He's going to reach over for that phone
32:57Shit
32:57That light's blocking everything
32:59Is there another angle?
33:00That's the only camera in the bullpen
33:01Of course it is
33:03Unless someone else in the room was recording
33:07Sorry, I'm late
33:09Of course I have footage
33:10I recorded the entire interview
33:14Here we go
33:15A clear view
33:16Oh, I kissed you, Norman
33:18I told you it was a sentry
33:20Fast forward to the time of Catherine's death, please
33:23Okay, right there
33:25Look, there's Dean
33:26And there's Connie
33:27Watch what he does
33:28In three, two, one
33:29A case for murder
33:30Am I right now?
33:32No, I'll be
33:33Oh, my God
33:34It was Juliet
33:35Pause that
33:37No, it can't be
33:38But it is
33:39It's Juliet, not Dean
33:40I never would have guessed
33:41Me neither
33:43Well, that's it, Norman
33:45It's not the case
33:46But he didn't actually solve it
33:48I'm having dinner with the president
33:49Of the West Coast chapter of the Cloudies
33:51Those Westies always think they're better than us
33:53Wait till I tell
33:55Noah, keep an eye on him
33:58This can't be happening
34:01Okay, but it kind of makes sense though, right?
34:04I mean, Juliet was super into Dean
34:06And she hated that he was fooling around with Connie
34:08And she's probably the one who put the app on Connie's phone
34:11So she had the password
34:11And all she had to do was hit the icon to make the garage go
34:15So had she staged the suicide?
34:17She knew Catherine
34:18They were friends
34:19She probably went over to the house after Dean had left for work
34:22And slipped the pills in her coffee
34:24And then set the whole scene in the garage
34:28So you're saying that I was wrong?
34:31That's right
34:33Well, you were the one who knew that it was a murder and not a suicide
34:37And you knew that it was Juliet in Dean's hotel room
34:40And it was the perfect alibi
34:41You were right about that
34:42Going live on air in front of a million people
34:44I thought that Dean was the killer
34:48You're only off by one person
34:51Yeah
34:53Whoa, if it isn't Founders Cove's finest
34:55And their crime-fighting friends
34:57Hey, Jules
34:57Let's go live
34:58Juliet Daystrom
34:59You're under arrest for the murder of Catherine Starkweather
35:01You're great to remain silent
35:02Turn around
35:05Wait, wait, wait, wait
35:06Hold up, are you telling me Juliet killed my wife?
35:08Yeah, she sure did
35:09And she framed Connie for it, too
35:11She thought that with Catherine gone
35:13And Connie in prison
35:14She'd eliminated the competition
35:15And could have you
35:17All to herself
35:19Is this true?
35:21I'm not saying anything without my lawyer
35:24Yeah
35:27Julia Daystrom
35:27You have a right to remain silent
35:31I don't know how you do it
35:33I didn't do anything
35:36I thought it was you
35:37Me?
35:38You're kidding
35:39You may not be guilty
35:40But you still suck
35:41Hey
35:41As long as it pulls in an audience
35:43I'm okay with that
35:46I don't know if you've been on your socials lately
35:48I forget I asked
35:49But
35:50Norman's video of the police station
35:52It's breaking the internet
35:53Yeah, yeah, yeah
35:54You can't have too much video
35:57Nope
35:59Well, I'm glad we didn't forget about Norman
36:01Yeah
36:02Wait a minute
36:03The surveillance video
36:05We forgot about it
36:06What are you talking about?
36:07Are you having a stroke?
36:08We already watched the police surveillance video
36:09No, not in the police station
36:10The donut shop in Montpellier
36:12Where they found your mom's fingerprints
36:14There's got to be security footage
36:15Holly, that was three years ago
36:16It's probably gone by now
36:17Well, there was a robbery
36:18So maybe
36:20Maybe
36:21I'll ask Jack
36:21Okay
36:22I need to lie down
36:23Yes
36:24Okay
36:24It's been a long time
36:35I want to thank you for your help today
36:39Did Andy ask you about
36:40Donut shop
36:41Donut shop
36:41Yeah
36:42Let's see what I can do
36:44But
36:46But for the record
36:50I was not at all helpful
36:53I got this one totally wrong
36:56I would buy it
36:56It's a thousand
36:57And this was a tough one to crack
37:00Just like you
37:04Not tough to crack
37:06Allie
37:07Whatever's going on with you
37:08It's just none of my business
37:09And I'll just stay out of it
37:13Thank you
37:14For what it's worth
37:16The invitation still stands
37:17If you ever want to catch a movie with me
37:19I'll bring the popcorn
37:21Jack
37:22Yeah
37:23I do this thing
37:25Where I
37:27Rush into things
37:28And it's not good
37:29So it just might take me
37:31Some time to
37:33Figure it all out
37:35Oh
37:37I'm a patient man
37:45That was as awkward as it looked
37:47Well, I'm an idiot
37:49Why?
37:50For overthinking everything
37:51For being afraid of my feelings for Jack
37:54For sleeping with your dad
37:56Oh
37:56I'm supposed to be the queen of romance
37:59Why can't I get this right?
38:03I know exactly what you need
38:09Oh
38:11This is so half and good
38:13There is nothing
38:14That is nice to buy campus
38:16We'll mainly study the rest of the week
38:17But watch out for that wind on Saturday
38:19On a personal note
38:21I have some big news
38:22My recent brush with the law
38:23Has inspired me to put pen to paper
38:25And write my own mystery novel
38:27The forecast is murder
38:29Oh for God
38:30Are you kidding me?
38:31Can you please turn that off?
38:35Thank you
38:36Thank you
38:38Thank you
38:41I figured out why I'm so off my game
38:43I'm not off your game
38:44I am
38:44I am
38:45It's the whole
38:46Boothang thing
38:47I think it's fine for you
38:48I know it is
38:49But I can't do it
38:50It's completely crouched in my brain
38:52It's your kryptonite
38:53Yeah, it's exactly what it is
38:54Remember when I was mad at you
38:55When you said that I was with your dad
38:57Because I was afraid of my feelings for Jack?
38:59You were right
39:00But here's the problem
39:01I get so swept off my feet
39:04By the romance of everything
39:05That I run off
39:06And I marry the guy
39:06And then I realize later
39:08That I made a huge mistake
39:09And I divorce him
39:09It's a vicious cycle
39:11At least you're self-aware
39:12Definitely self-aware
39:13But enough about me
39:15I really don't think
39:16You should be mad at your dad
39:18Did I ask for your opinion on that?
39:20No, you didn't
39:21Put your opinion on you
39:22No, you didn't
39:23You didn't