00:12Hi.
00:13Hi.
00:14New in the building?
00:15Yeah, I just moved in Monday.
00:17Oh. You like it so far?
00:20Mm-hmm. Everybody's been real nice.
00:22Well, that's because you have big jugs.
00:25I mean, your boobs are huge.
00:27I mean, I want to squeeze them.
00:29Oh.
00:32Mama.
00:45Any change, mister?
00:46Absolutely.
00:47Could you spare some?
00:49Yes, I could.
00:50Will you?
00:51How come?
00:53Because I believe you will buy booze with it.
00:55I just want to get from my car to the office
00:57without being confronted by the decay of Western society.
01:00Plus, I'm cheap.
01:02Whoo!
01:04Jerk off!
01:05Jerk off!
01:06Jerk off!
01:10Jerk off!
01:23Jerk off!
01:36You look like you're having a rough morning.
01:39Ding, ding, ding!
01:40What do we have for her, Johnny?
01:44Fletcher!
01:45Dana!
01:46All right, Samantha.
01:48How much will it take to put an end to all this?
01:5050% of your estate.
01:5250%?
01:53With a prenup and proof of adultery?
01:56What's your case?
01:57Our case is simply this.
02:05What's your case?
02:09Our case is simply this.
02:13Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay.
02:14It ...
02:19Shh-shh-shh-shh-shh-shh-shh-shh-shh-shh.
02:23Ha-sh-shh-shh-shh-shh!
02:41Very funny, Fletcher.
02:43You want to play hardball?
02:45I'm game.
02:47You want to play hardball?
02:49I'm game.
02:51What are you doing? What is wrong with you?
02:53All rise for the Honorable Judge, Marshal Stevens.
02:58Honorable.
03:00Good morning.
03:02Call case number BD-09395.
03:06Samantha Cole versus Richard Cole.
03:09How are we doing this morning, Consul?
03:11Fine, thank you.
03:12And you, Mr. Reed?
03:14I'm a little upset about a bad sexual episode I had last night.
03:21Well, you're still young.
03:23It'll happen more and more.
03:25In the meantime, what do you say we get down to business?
03:29First, Mr. Reed, I see where your client...
03:32Your Honor, I would like a continuance!
03:34This case has already been delayed several times, Mr. Reed.
03:38I realize that, Your Honor, but I would really, really, really like a continuance!
03:44I'll have to hear good cause, Consul.
03:47What's the problem?
03:58I can't lie!
04:01Commendable, Mr. Reed, but I'm still waiting to hear good cause.
04:04Now, do you have one or not?
04:06Not!
04:07Motion for continuance denied.
04:10Is there any chance of a settlement in this case?
04:12I don't think so, Your Honor.
04:13My client has already offered Mrs. Cole $2.4 million.
04:18But Mr. Reed has made it abundantly clear that he has no desire...
04:21Settle!
04:22Settle!
04:22Settle, settle, settle, settle!
04:23I do want to settle, Mr. Reed.
04:26You convinced me yesterday.
04:28I'm the victim here.
04:30I'm starved for affection.
04:32I'm driven into the arms of another man.
04:34Settle him!
04:34Yeah, whatever.
04:36With a story you came up with, I don't think we can lose.
04:39I want to proceed.
04:41Mrs. Cole, don't understand.
04:43Mr. Reed, do we have a settlement?
04:46No!
04:52No, Your Honor.
04:54There's no settlement.
04:55Trial to commence 1.30 sharp.
05:17It was me!
05:23Hi, Mr. Reed!
05:24Like the new dress?
05:25Whatever it takes to focus off your head.
05:30What's up, Fletcher?
05:31Your cholesterol!
05:33Paddy!
05:33Get me looking!
05:35Hey, Fletcher!
05:35Hey!
05:36You're not important enough to remember.
05:37What's it gonna be, Mr. Reed?
05:38A pot-mark eventually!
05:40Don't ask!
05:41For God's sakes, don't ask!
05:44All right.
05:45You can beat this.
05:46It's all a matter of will power.
05:49A test.
05:51Something small.
05:58Red.
05:59Red.
06:01All right?
06:02No focus.
06:03The color of this pen is...
06:09The color of the pen that I hold in my hand is royal blue!
06:33One lie and I can't see it!
06:37I'll write it.
06:59You!
07:07Write it!
07:08Write it, or I'll break it off!
07:15Ah, no!
07:18Come on!
07:19Stop it.
07:30Boss, what happened?
07:37The pen is blue.
07:39The pen is blue!
07:41The goddamn pen is blue!
07:47Mr. Reed, are you all right?
07:49I gotta go home.
07:51Home? Was the case settled?
07:53No, I have to be in court at 1.30!
07:56Then how are you going to go home?
07:57I don't know! I don't know!
08:01Okay, uh, Mr. Reed, Ruben and Dunn called.
08:05They need to know where the Darvis settlement offer stands.
08:07I just proposed a settlement to dick with them.
08:13Dick with them. Got it.
08:15And your mother called. Are you still on vacation?
08:18No!
08:20Then you're here?
08:21Yes!
08:22Thank you for clearing that up, sir.
08:24And your ex-wife calls.
08:25She wants to know when you're coming to pick up your son.
08:28Oh, I'm such a shit!
08:37Hello?
08:38Audrey?
08:39Fletcher!
08:39Hi. Are you still picking Max up from school today?
08:41Here's the thing. I really can't.
08:43I had a case I was certain would settle,
08:46and it didn't end. I have to go to court this afternoon.
08:48Right.
08:48It's true! I really want to see Max today!
08:52How about that? I really do.
08:53Uh-huh, but things just keep coming up at the last minute, right?
08:56Yes, but this time it's different.
08:57I see. And how is that?
08:59Now I'm telling the truth.
09:00And last night you weren't.
09:01No.
09:02Well, what were you doing?
09:03Having sex!
09:06Well, I hope that it was with someone very special.
09:09No! See, that's a thing. I don't even like her,
09:11but she's a partner,
09:12and I thought I could help my career
09:13by making her squeal!
09:15Ooh!
09:18Ugh!
09:21What's wrong with me?
09:24I'm getting what I deserve.
09:25I'm reaping what I sow.
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