00:03Happy Welcome!
00:09I'm happy to get to the dinner table.
00:10And I'm so sorry, I'm excited.
00:15I'm glad it was so sweet.
00:19Perfect.
00:24Okay, here we go.
00:55What am I doing here?
01:16Oh my god, oh my god, my favorite.
01:21It's so sweet.
01:23Oh my god, this is a dream.
01:26It's like perfect.
01:27It's so nice.
01:28You're so sweet.
01:29It actually wasn't me.
01:31It was Kayla.
01:32She wanted you to have the perfect night.
01:34That's why it looks so good.
01:35Well, why do you look so good?
01:39You're such a dork.
01:40I know.
01:44Oh my god.
01:51I'll just smell it in a second.
01:57I'm gonna get my shoes.
01:57I'm gonna run like this.
01:58I need some pain.
02:02I need some pain.
02:02I need some pain.
02:05I need some pain.
02:07I'm going to run with you.
02:09Where's Kayla?
02:09Kayla?
02:09Kayla?
02:10Where's Kayla?
02:10Where's Kayla?
02:12Kayla?
02:14Ready?
02:15that out of here i don't know how does this work no just leave it okay cool difficult
02:23play sports
02:31and that's that so you sure you want to do this yeah yes yeah you're gonna you're gonna penis me
02:40yep first i'm gonna i'm just gonna touch it you're gonna touch it yeah yeah you can touch it yeah
02:46yeah
02:47oh wow okay that is like the greatest feeling that i've ever had in my entire life oh really
02:56it doesn't just feel like a super dry hand of a friend no no okay so do you wanna um
03:08put it in
03:13no okay i can't yeah look we don't have oh my god look at all of it oh my gosh
03:23i gotta get over
03:25okay i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i just i was
03:32thinking
03:32about it and you and then it's just i'm sorry you're amazing i know we're still virgins but i feel
03:43different you know yeah i know
03:51you're ready to uh do this wait wait um oh shit shit
04:06maybe julie was right like maybe losing your virginity doesn't have to be perfect but i feel
04:13like it should just be like a little bit more special than this you know like not cheesy but
04:18like if i was hard pressed right now i don't think i could remember your last name it's aldrich
04:24aldrich i thought it was ostrich i i didn't realize that you're a virgin you know yeah um but like
04:32i'd
04:33still be down to do it but maybe like you know when we get to know each other a little
04:38more like
04:39maybe monday or something yeah not to like plan it and be weird but no no i can look at
04:44my schedule
04:45and see if it's okay canceling in um yeah that's cool um let's just relax we could do like some
04:52light
04:53journaling or something yeah yeah we could we could do that or i could do like other stuff yeah like
05:03what
05:03like not sex but i'm still down for pleasure
05:20you got this
05:21taylor
05:23taylor
05:25get the hell away from my daughter you little piece of
05:28shit
05:28dad what the
05:29oh my god you okay he didn't hurt you did he what no he didn't hurt me holy
05:35shit connor oh my god are you okay i'm actually totally fine connor i'm so sorry are you okay
05:42though are you sure dad what the what are you doing here i've been following you around all night
05:49oh my god you've been following me are you crazy you gave me no choice you're in over your head
05:53with this kid i am not sympathetic damsel in distress that needs saving i can handle myself you
05:58can't yes i can't no you can't yes i can't kayla you can't and that's why i'm here it's my
06:05job
06:08oh yeah so you just don't think i can make my own decisions and handle myself
06:15that really fucking sucks okay look
06:20kayla i'm just trying to figure this thing out god why is sex even bad
06:29i don't know i don't know it's yeah it's not you know what i don't know
06:38i'm just trying to be the best dad i can be
06:42well you are you taught me everything you built me up made me strong you made me into who i
06:53am like
06:54that's you did not have to save me tonight dad you taught me how to do that a long time
07:02ago
07:05and i love you for it
07:09best coach ever
07:16thank you thank you oh dad come on come on toughen up
07:25it was just really nice what you said it's good it's good i mean it
07:30thanks i feel like like phil jackson when he was coaching the bulls and when they were so good
07:42that's how i feel right now yeah uh i should have taken my socks off first
07:50now i'm just warning you i've practiced a few times but this might not go that well
07:53that doesn't look great yeah all right i think you need another one i think we need another one too
07:56wait wait we have to do our dance we have to like yeah yeah naked
08:02no give me one of those um the hotel rubs i want to feel fabulous okay coming right up my
08:08lady
08:24we're gonna christen every corner of this room
08:27and when we're done let's facetime my parents okay but right now i want you to stare into my eyes
08:34what i just want like a real connection so you just want me to look straight into
08:40your eyes for the next three minutes and 37 seconds
08:42mm-hmm mm-hmm look at me
08:53look at me
09:12i saw that we met it's got it's arms around you it's so hard
09:26so hard
09:30and i want to tell you everything words i never got to see the first time around
09:39and i remember everything when we were the children playing in this fairground
09:45i wish i was there with you now
09:50as if the whole world was watching
09:53i still
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