00:09Can I just touch it?
00:10I can touch it.
00:16Ow.
00:18You're shy.
00:20You should move your arm.
00:25That's not my arm.
00:35I just, I couldn't do it.
00:38It was unbelievable.
00:39I'm telling you guys, you had to see this thing.
00:41Well, why didn't you bring it out and show us?
00:44Were you gonna help me carry it out here?
00:46I just slung it over my shoulder.
00:50Listen, I ain't never seen nothing like that.
00:52Wait, the good Lord gives you all that meat and you just hand it back?
00:56Is that because you were vegan?
00:59No, Dina.
01:00It's because I want to keep my uterus intact.
01:02I've been out the game for a minute.
01:04And I don't know what these young girls are doing out here to handle all that.
01:09But I'm not on that train.
01:11Come on now, Lisa.
01:12I ain't never know you to back down from a challenge.
01:15No.
01:16Just grapefruit them.
01:18What?
01:19Yeah, I ain't never grapefruited before.
01:22No.
01:24But I'm listening.
01:26What you want to do is, you get a grapefruit, right?
01:29Okay.
01:30And you cut both ends off as so.
01:33Then you cut a hole in the middle like this.
01:38Make a nice little tunnel.
01:39And then you place that on his penis like this.
01:45Oh.
01:45Okay.
01:46Like that.
01:47Oh.
01:47Right?
01:48Now you want to squeeze and twist and suck.
01:51So then it feels like he's getting fucked and sucked all at the same time.
01:57It's like this.
01:59Oh, my.
02:00Oh, my.
02:02Oh, my.
02:03Oh, my.
02:04Oh, my.
02:07Oh, my.
02:08Oh, my.
02:08Choke just a little bit, because that make him feel like a man, like he's killing your shit.
02:12Oh, my.
02:13Oh, my.
02:14Oh, my.
02:15Oh, my.
02:15Dude, this is so tickling my throat.
02:17Oh, my.
02:19Oh, my.
02:19Oh, my, oh, my.
02:21Oh, my, oh, my, oh, my.
02:22Hmm.
02:24Now, you never ever want to do this with a pineapple.
02:28I almost died.
02:29Come on, Lisa.
02:29Come on, Lisa.
02:30Come on, it's time.
02:30Let's go.
02:31No, no, no, no.
02:32This is not a good idea.
02:33I have to pee.
02:34Look, the line is short over there.
02:35There's a long line in the bathroom here.
02:37Just go for it.
02:38You can do it!
02:39All right, all right, all right, all right.
02:42Please stop.
02:43Please stop.
02:44Please stop.
02:45Please stop.
02:46Please stop.
02:49Please stop.
02:57Please stop.
03:00Why did I stop?
03:02Why didn't I move it?
03:04You knew this guy?
03:04Wait, what's going on?
03:05Where did I stop?
03:06Hello?
03:07What's up?
03:09Stop.
03:10Don't worry about it.
03:11Just mix it.
03:11Hold on.
03:13This is not the time.
03:15I'm telling you!
03:16We're hiding.
03:17Please say, oh God, baby Jesus, please don't make me pee on anybody.
03:24Stop taking that picture of her box in the vagina.
03:27Please don't do it.
03:33Damn, how much did she drink?
03:39Why have you mistaken me, baby Jesus?
03:43Your BFF is on her way.
03:46I'm sorry, I really tried to hold it.
03:57I didn't know you were going to go this time with girl.
03:59That's my dance.
04:00Watch this.
04:05Come on.
04:11What are you doing?
04:16Y'all didn't even have to take me to Red Lobster.
04:19What the hell?
04:26Ooh, there goes Stewart.
04:30Oh, asshole.
04:32Dina, look at me.
04:33Don't.
04:34Look at me.
04:35Okay, come on now.
04:36You heard what Ryan said.
04:37Just be cool.
04:38I'm going to be cool.
04:39I'm going to be cool.
04:39I just want to say hi.
04:40That's all.
04:41Wait, wait.
04:42I'm going to just say hello.
04:43No, no, no.
04:44Don't you say hello.
04:45No, Dina, don't do that.
04:46Remember, Ryan said this is her life.
04:48We should get involved.
04:51Dina!
04:51No!
04:53No!
05:01Bitch!
05:02What the hell's wrong with you?
05:03Don't play me, nigga.
05:04I will end you.
05:05You and your little thirsty-ass wannabe MILF.
05:09But not really a MILF.
05:11You getting old bitches from the rest of the home.
05:13Is that what you doing to my home, girl?
05:15You fucking with Gladys Knight, nigga.
05:18Do you got knee pads on them Slash Slurpee?
05:21What?
05:22Dina, this is my Aunt Marion.
05:26How do you do?
05:27Oh, I'm doing just fine.
05:29But you know what?
05:30Your nephew is nasty.
05:32He a nasty nigga.
05:33Oh, yeah.
05:34Your bloodline is nasty.
05:36Okay, okay, all right.
05:36I'm sorry.
05:37She's all nasty.
05:38You're going to hell.
05:40You so nasty.
05:42And that ugly, tight-ass suit.
05:45It is so very nice to meet you, Miss Auntie.
05:48And that is a lovely blouse you have on.
05:50Well, thank you.
05:51And as for you, Stuart,
05:55I am very disappointed in you.
05:56Very.
05:58You guys have a lovely afternoon.
06:00Thank you for your time.
06:02You have a good day, too.
06:13I feel funny.
06:15Do y'all feel funny?
06:16You feel funny?
06:17I feel.
06:18I feel fine.
06:20I feel so fine.
06:22Feel me.
06:22Don't feel me.
06:23You want me feeling?
06:24Feel me.
06:25Oh, yeah.
06:27Yeah.
06:29Oh, yeah.
06:29I feel precious.
06:35Oh, shit.
06:39We trippin'.
06:40We trippin'?
06:41We trippin'.
06:42We trippin'.
06:43We trippin'.
06:43We trippin'.
06:44We trippin'.
06:44Wait a minute, move.
06:45Stop.
06:45Do it all for the next hour.
06:47You.
06:49You put somethin' in them drinks, didn't you?
06:53We gon' fuck this.
06:55You know?
06:56It's not funny.
06:57If we're trippin'.
06:59Ryan's trippin'.
07:00She's with Bethany.
07:01Oh, shit.
07:02Oh, shit.
07:05Yeah.
07:05Ooh.
07:07Ah.
07:10Ah.
07:10Ah.
07:11You know, I had to tell you that I loved your cooking demo today.
07:15I had.
07:15The way that you two play off each other, it's just, it's so much fun.
07:21So much fun.
07:22Yeah.
07:23Listen, how about this?
07:25Cheers to fun!
07:30That's so funny.
07:32Yeah!
07:33Cheers!
07:34Woo!
07:37Mmm.
07:39Oh.
07:40That's a terrible drink.
07:43Oh, man.
07:44I'm gonna have that taken off the check.
07:45Do you taste that?
07:46The verbena?
07:48It's hot.
07:51Burn.
07:53Okay, look.
07:54We gotta go save Ryan.
08:01Oh, shit.
08:08Austin!
08:10Riley?
08:11Your damn kiss is here.
08:15Oh, shit.
08:16You coming to get me, guys?
08:18Woman.
08:20Woman.
08:20This bitch has left me.
08:21A man built a whole empire.
08:25Hey, mommy.
08:27Hey, mommy.
08:27Hey, mom.
08:30Are you having fun?
08:34I am having fun, but you have to go to bed.
08:42I'm ready for bed.
08:43Yeah.
08:45Woman.
08:46Woman.
08:47Woman.
08:47Sasha Franklin.
08:48Sasha Secrets.
08:50I really, really love your blonde.
08:55Mmm.
08:56Mmm.
08:58Mmm.
08:58Mmm.
09:01I want it come off.
09:03How may I help you?
09:09What is she doing here?
09:13She's here to take your order.
09:16Oh, yeah?
09:17Oh.
09:18What can I get you?
09:20You can get your mouth off my husband's dick.
09:26Please.
09:28Oh, hey.
09:29Is that a drink?
09:30I want one.
09:31Um, actually, let's get around for the table and, uh, put it on my card.
09:41Go!
09:42You got it!
09:42It's coming right up.
09:44Hmm.
09:44Oh, you want to smirk?
09:46Oh, so you want to get fucked up!
09:48And don't think I don't see that cop written on your shirt!
09:54Did her shirt say so cop?
09:56I wonder what happened.
09:56Oh, you can use this crowd?
09:56Oh, no.
09:57Oh, I wonder what he's talking about.
10:03Once it went back, my child is down.
10:03Oh, youland is색.
10:05Oh, you told me to tell me to check i see.
10:05Oh, you know.
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