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Celebs Go Dating - Season 15 - Episode 12
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00:00tonight get in there with your titty tassels shimmy shimmy lucinda pours her heart out
00:08let it out before sticking her nose in
00:15so gorgeous as our celebs i want to fill my finger with a big fat ring there's a couple of
00:23people that i think we've got in common they didn't bring you the best did they not i couldn't
00:27just stay at home and punch myself in the face dating you bastard come on
00:39welcome to celebs go dating i could get used to this it's a brand new day at the agency where
00:45as
00:45always the relationship management and emotional well-being of their celeb clients is the main
00:50focus of the agents today oh anna you know what on that note
00:57i have something big that i want to announce we all know that p-dog go on i had sex
01:02last night
01:04well i watched silent witness in my pants eating hash browns but you don't hear me showing off
01:08i put the ketchup in an egg cup i think you're teasing us about the announcement yes you're
01:14right i was being a bit coy what's the real announcement yeah i'm i'm british guys i've i'm
01:19i'm a full-on resident of the uk i did pass my test i did pass my test yeah thank
01:26you thank you
01:28you know this means you can never get rid of us
01:36and here's someone else we can't get rid of it's david and i've seen enough potsy walkings to know when
01:42he's hung over big time let's hope he's functioning enough to make the exact noise of the intercom bell
01:49still got it dp liberty dating agency hi tom it's david come in darling dude oh keep it down tom
01:57he's
01:57feeling fragile oh no sorry oh god don't go over there tom those sick burps linger let's make
02:20life really nice because you're hanging yeah you're hanging out of your anus yeah oh don't pamper
02:28him tom he's only hanging out of his anus because he went full yb for weekender last night actually i
02:34think i've just got a kind of coconutty residue on my hand oh nice what a treat tiny little bit
02:39of
02:39alcohol yeah oh my goodness oh darling i'm so sorry oh oh rude awakening rude awakening hello hi
02:50lovely tea we're ready for david all right darling oh oh come on i need a luca's aid oh well
03:00you look
03:00ravishing oh thank you aesthetically i wouldn't know you were hanging you would if you looked at his
03:05shorts honestly it's like a butcher's window thank you because i feel like i'm gonna die oh darling
03:13oh now let's see what kind of mood david is in he's always in a big mood so he is
03:21oh oh oh
03:24i mean that is a powerful entrance david your legs are popping your lips are popping thank you
03:31my insides aren't popping a little bit ropey after last night had a big night out and basically
03:40the day was sick
03:44david got a right eyeful from anthony oh okay that's my dog then then he got a mouthful
03:53that's so lovely oh then they went off for a skimful yeah let's go get another together
03:57come on come on together time and judging by the state of david today it wasn't just a quickie
04:03he pulled his pants down oh so i was looking at his tattoos and he was like i've just got
04:07a new
04:08tattoo and i was like oh what is it it was like it's my dog and i was like oh
04:11let's see your dog
04:12it went it's on my leg and then just stood up and pulled his pants down bulge was in my
04:17face i
04:18know if i was looking at the dog dressed as a pirate on his thigh captain cock next to it
04:23i was
04:24actually like i don't know where to look i was like do you prefer somebody making the move or do
04:29you like like making the first movie was that i prefer if somebody somebody makes the move but
04:35failing that i'll get me cock and balls out and show you me pirate dog so we kissed over the
04:39table
04:41then what happened next then we left we had a peck outside and then i was like i don't want
04:46this to
04:47end oh so i was like should we go for another tequila you went after hours we went after hours
04:54and we know in the agency when we go after hours things have got a bit of a dot dot
04:58dot
04:59right come on yeah then all of a sudden he just lent in and we were snogging in the middle
05:04of the pub
05:05which is kind of making me cringe a little bit but then i'm also loving it what the
05:09bomb sorry just wanted to join in too yes david what a result
05:21so if david getting all hot under the collar
05:24the incoming gabby is getting all hot under a coat she clearly bought from age concern
05:31hello celebrity dating agency hey it's gabby do come in
05:47i'll make you i'll make you say what you want about that jacket but at least it muffles tom's
05:56nonsense oh it's very toss on toss offable isn't it if anyone else said that there'd be trouble
06:02oh it's like a stole it's bloody cold though outside it is you're very well dressed for this
06:08oh thank you little chinchilla don't worry it's fake everyone as if gabby would kill that many chinchillas
06:14it'd be a great fight though upstairs the only bout david's having is a bout of horniness after
06:20his knockout night how would you rate that date from one to ten honestly a solid 9.5 9.5
06:27yeah wow
06:28wow so are you curious to hear what he thinks two one go over for there
06:32i was impressed by his personality and his energy he had beautiful eyes
06:44david handled the date so well oh my god this is mature yeah i'm so mature uh
06:51what's the last one taz uh that's dr taz to you how would you rate your date with david from
06:58one oh god i've just said 9.5 he said
07:0510 out of 10 you basket come on yes baby uh are they pleased with that it's hard to tell
07:16we are very very pleased thank you clears that up we're so proud of you oh thank you i'm excited
07:24to
07:24kind of see where it goes so second date that's the really important yeah okay have a think about
07:30the things that are really important to you okay tequila shots snugging and dogs dressed as pirates
07:35that you would like to share with anthony my challenge for you this time would be ask him
07:40what are you like in bed i lie face down head in the pillow arm under it
07:45legging now ass out the duvet like a fucking warthog sexual communication is hot and other
07:51than that just get in there with your titty tassels and yeah get in there and enjoy baby
07:55shibby shibby thank you bye bitches bye my loves
08:05babes i think what we need to do right now is start getting our wedding outfits ready i thought you
08:12were
08:12gonna say we should pop a bottle of champagne david might well be off for a hair of the dog
08:17as one happy poxy leaves gabby's next in and she's getting dr t and pcb in the agent roulette
08:25come on in
08:29hello i was like who have i got today gabby and joelle cause quite a splash in tenerife
08:36i feel like it's only fair to give joelle a second go their first date was so nice they had
08:41to do it
08:42twice and by twice i mean twice as many people because it was a double date with lucinda and ken
08:47that's all right how many is that a hundred what a hundred for the best thank you so much
08:52and once they'd gone gabby got a godful not like that you perverts how was your double date
09:00an experience really we were so excited for it it was we were just bouncing off each other me and
09:07lucinda
09:07and then we got in there and when they when the guys arrived it just kind of went
09:13like a choir of ducks they left which means you and joelle could have a long time yeah he brought
09:20me a hundred roses a hundred roses did he i've never had that in my life how did you feel
09:25about that
09:26i just feel like he's sincere and he's he's got really good potential but he's very young i keep
09:36coming back to this if he was older and in a maybe different position in his life then i would
09:41be
09:42excited by it but i just have this gut feeling that it's like am i just wasting my time
09:49you talked about some of the challenges with joelle what's the upside i like how i feel when i'm with
09:55him
09:55really how would you describe it just like hot are you sure that's not just the chinchilla body
10:00warmer just like he's interested and wants to get to know me and i do believe that from him
10:08he's got a really good energy to be around i do like being around him okay everything that you've
10:14told me says that you definitely need another date with this guy the real question is does he show up
10:22in this third date consistent if you feel a drop off as ken precipitously dropped what's wrong with
10:31saying suddenly paul if you feel a drop off you walk if you don't feel seen you walk right this
10:39is why
10:39this third date is very very important yeah okay wow pcb is serious typical brit on this date you're going
10:48to be able to collect more information about him and make a decision for yourself on this next date
10:56so it's a very important date oh god god yeah this is your biggest date so far of your time
11:03here at
11:03the agency yeah all right so you're ready you feel good yeah you know what the mission is yes okay
11:10no
11:11pressure agent gabs welcome back to celebs go dating where gabby's gone to get ready for her most
11:26important date ever and it's married at first sight for sore eyes lucinda's turn who's come dressed as an
11:32old lady's couch hello celebrity dating agency hello gorgeous tom reed wilson oh miss light come in come in
11:54hi oh look at your paisley double denim oh double denim and double paisley i'm mad about paisley how did
12:04you
12:05i do i feel like it's the spiral of life because all of nature's way of putting it oh god
12:13how soft
12:14and flawless your skin is likewise right back at you because we could just do this forever for the
12:20love of god please don't can you just be my little pussycat and just curl up in my lap and
12:25i'll just
12:25stroke you you'd be a better pussycat than me oh well i am very tactile i think it's my love
12:32language is
12:33so i reckon you're fluent in all of the love languages me too my love language is pussy and
12:38dicks in terms of affirmations i have a rule if it's dancing on my frontal lobe it has to visit
12:43my
12:44tower which is why i refuse to dance on his frontal lobe would you like to ring up t gotta
12:49clean this
12:50phone here has it got makeup on it look at that can i put it on speakerphone no you have
12:53to lick my
12:54foundation off the phone go on p-dog give it a lick hello hello if you could send her up
13:03certainly
13:04thank you lucinda bye my darling bye darling back out in tennis lucinda had her first date with ken
13:13i'm not gonna lie to you this your lips is just doing it for me and after some serious graft
13:18they
13:18managed to clear the restaurant with their snog fest but on their second date ken got ahead of
13:23himself i mean i've got a penthouse in chelsea as well as putting his foot right in it listen she
13:30lives like the foursomes with these no but it's gotta be a force to make no no foursomes ken causing
13:36lucinda to throw the towel in early have fun you two thank you you too ken was looking for his
13:42barbie and
13:43he was pretty sure he'd found it in you oh when we left tenerife but come second date there was
13:50sort of not a presence that i'm looking for a quality of uh just soulful chat that feel that felt
13:59really true with ken when did you first feel he wasn't the right one for you ah do you know
14:07and i
14:07think it was the space between the notes of leaving tenerife and the next stage what i would argue
14:16is that you knew immediately you're right you extend this benefit of the doubt and you override
14:28your conscious i haven't been dating for so long that i always lean into it because i'm like well
14:33it's an experience lucinda is the epitome of a people pleaser but always saying yes or agreeing
14:39with your date that is not a good strategy because essentially they're not getting to know the real
14:45you i do recognize within all of that as well i'm a very quite acquired taste you know can we
14:52go into
14:53that a bit because i'm a bit of an amazon clamazon so you know yeah and then i think you
14:59know just being
15:00a bold woman i just don't think it's it's not a lot of people's cup of tea have you always
15:07sort of
15:07been this introspective no so what changed i think it's just truly come from being a giant mess and in
15:15so much pain and quite often a bit of heartbreak where i'm like i don't know where to put this
15:25yeah like a lot of pain you know yeah earlier and a lot of hatred toward my body as well
15:35um
15:38being bullied and called fash i've had a very um
15:43a bit of body dysmorphia around science and it's a continual journey to accept
15:53a bigger body and yeah i mean i'm yeah
16:00i really am quite bought body positive i mean i you know i do it requires radical acceptance doesn't
16:09not but it's a journey and often we can fake it till we make it as well if we throw
16:15enough
16:15shit at a wall it might stick yeah and we might just believe it ourselves and i think the challenge
16:19that you have is self-acceptance in that area it can be and you know i mean
16:26often when i have a lover like i fall in love with it again because you know
16:31often what's reflected is just divine you know but sometimes when you're going solo you forget
16:41without that love and touch you know what i mean yeah i'm so emotional today we're such a um
16:49let it out huge mass of women in their middle age now that are not
16:57not being matched or or or found or touched and felt and i think it's it's a bit of a
17:06lonely
17:06a loneliness epidemic that's upon it's so sad oh oh
17:14i know i know it's okay let it out let it out
17:24it felt so easy in my 20s and 30s to fall in love and be in love
17:31no sometimes i give up hope like you know i've been out there and like here i am let's go
17:38you know
17:40um you know this is great but yeah also no pressure you are and i'm not just saying this to
17:47say it one of the most exceptional people that i've ever witnessed this is really important because
17:54you are amazing but we also know that you know we can't keep carrying on up there you know when
18:00then we need to sometimes just sit in the sit in the mud and we right now we're sitting in
18:04the mud with
18:04you you are gorgeous okay thank you beautiful
18:12all it takes is one person lucinda yeah one person and you are putting yourself in your position to
18:20find that yes thank you beautiful and you're right it is a numbers game isn't it just keep going
18:26until i found the poor bastard fantastic agent in from adubs and pcb there you've got this lucinda
18:35across town gabby's gearing up to work out if she wants to be in a duo with joelle who's 10
18:40years
18:40a junior the fact i want a third date it's looking like it could get a bit serious and i'm
18:46not one to
18:47shy away from that jesus he thinks he could get serious enough to bring a wash bag it's obvious that
18:52we have some sort of chemistry there but i definitely need to dig a bit deeper and see if we
18:58are aligned
18:59on the fundamentals of what i would consider a strong relationship do you like minecraft
19:08hey how are you how are you sorry to keep you waiting well you're great you look amazing man
19:13thank you oh thanks that's very nice of you thank you
19:20i'm nervous why i don't know maybe because the agents told her this is the most important date of
19:26her life is that a good thing or a bathroom though i think it's a good thing it should be
19:30a good thing
19:30yeah i feel like if he wasn't nervous then he'll be like what are you here for yeah it's quite
19:35warm
19:36here fair enough joelle seems to think you're pretty hot too look at him i'm enjoying this for you
19:43carry on i can't take any more off we're in a restaurant yeah no no we're saying that for later
19:49he's like a kid in a sweet shop and he's got his eye on a couple of gobstoppers
19:54how are you anyway i'm just happy to kind of spin this situation with you yeah true what's on your
19:58mind
19:59loads of things loads of things yeah okay so i'm going to be straight up honest with you we've
20:05talked about the age thing before what i've been thinking about is that realistically what does the
20:10age gap mean moving forward what is in your like kind of like two-year plan or like things like
20:16that
20:29welcome back to so let's go dating where gabby's in the middle of her journey to decide whether
20:34joelle's more playgrounds and swings or serious things what is in your account of like two-year
20:40planner or like things like that i'm ready to just settle down i'm like i'm not into all of this
20:44talking to loads of people and bouncing back and forth like i don't really find it interesting like
20:50getting something deep for like seven months then happen to start again i don't like the start and
20:54again process and i've always said that my next person i wanted to kind of be my last what does
20:59like
20:59a long-term like a successful long-term relationship look like to you
21:06family-orientated say caring
21:14supportive jesus has he recited an advert for an old people's and just like teamwork
21:19money leads everything to me that's a good word i was looking for that one
21:23lawyer is everything oh it's just filler until they shag in it but what else i'll reverse that
21:29question don't patronize him gabs that's my job
21:34back to hq now where the agents have been putting their own special skills to good use on lucinda
21:40um there's a date for you tonight but it's not just one what we have two wow we have two
21:48right so you
21:49have a starter and then you have a mate like a speed date like a speed date almost right okay
21:57but
21:58this is to really maximize your time here i like this okay so the beauty is that you can decide
22:05which
22:06of these two that you'd like to continue on as dessert that's so cheeky yes are we going in blind
22:13on this one we're going in blind we're going in blind yeah i love surprises exactly this is why we
22:18know
22:18because you lean into everything we give you yeah okay how you feeling about that oh my gosh
22:22this is going to be a night i tell you this will be thank you guys thanks for holding all
22:27my tender bits today always i didn't know that was part of the service they never hold mine
22:32bring it in sister thanks guys oh yeah honey if you will wait on the other side cannot wait
22:41all right you take it yep yep thanks guys so much love so much love this was a breakthrough
22:48moment uh and i wonder how much she's articulated of the story to anyone and the fact that she was
22:57willing and wanting to do it here now especially this point in the journey shows that her next half
23:04could truly be life-changing i think the best is very much yet to come yeah yep and hopefully this
23:11life-changing journey won't end in divorce back across town let's see how gabby is getting on sizing
23:17up her future prospects with lover boy joelle you asked me where do i see things in the next two
23:24years
23:24but where do you see things oh god i'm like ready to be in a proper relationship in a couple
23:33years
23:33don't know how long but before i'm 40 i would like to have kids yeah but yeah just like the
23:38real
23:39deal like i want to fill my finger with a big fat ring please and i want to fill my
23:45ring with a big
23:46fat finger gab's but you can't have it all right we're on the same page is that what you're looking
23:51for 100 how many children you want though two max i wouldn't call them both max but each to their
23:57own
23:58that's two three yeah i'm having you two but a three is not my maximum you see where we end
24:04i'm gonna get cracking then yeah no need to rush gaps it'll be an absolute sperm wagon at his age
24:10i do know that there's like a three date rule normally i'm not saying that this is right now
24:14even though we're on a fair date but normally it's a three date rule that that's where you kind of
24:18like level up i'm starting to think level up means sexy sexy boom time i think i know what you're
24:24saying but i didn't even know there's that rule but oh so you aren't a season date i'm very open
24:28to
24:28finding out you know what i mean i feel like yeah it's about time is it yeah if the time
24:35is right
24:35the time is right i like where kind of things are going i want to know about you more but
24:42yeah
24:43like i definitely want to carry things on you're confusing it sounds like how when i'm with you i'm
24:49like yeah fancy him but then obviously on my head on paper i'm like he's young is this is that
24:56but then
24:56whenever i ask you things you always deliver and what i need you to say and then that comes down
25:00to
25:00like my trust in whether i i want to see like believe it or like whether it's just a time
25:07will
25:07tell situation or that's not feeling that fast i just live in the moment and if it's meant to be
25:13it's meant to be it's not that's not okay well that's very mature actually so i think we're done
25:18it let me meet you up let's go i had many doubts going into this mainly just because of the
25:26age thing
25:27and honestly everything that i asked joel he had a very solid response and i wasn't expecting that
25:36but i think right now not keeping my options open when i'm not 100 sure
25:41is a little unsettling for me so i just want to make sure that the agents know that
25:47well gabby's still not 100 sold on joel so we'll have to see if he gets to level up
25:52or if it's time for a new player to enter in a rainy south london ex-rugby player turned superstar
26:02dj james haskell is in the back of the black cab and he is 100 pumped for his next day
26:08i'm very
26:08excited about this date so what i know about dotty is um she's into health and fitness um she looked
26:12very pretty in her photo she talked about wanting a bit of wit and confidence i mean i've definitely got
26:18one of those i'll let the audience decide which one that is here's a clue it's not the weird i
26:22would
26:22love to build that connection and that vibe and find that energy straight away and hopefully tonight
26:27i'll have that well you better get a move on you're late jimbo across town lucinda's on a way to
26:35the
26:35blind double date the agents have lined up to help solve a problem of giving people the benefit of the
26:41down what a fabulous opportunity to have a date for entree a date for maine and then to choose
26:49one for dessert it's a bit of a choose your own adventure night and i'm here for it if you
26:54were
26:54going on an adventure it'll be handy if he was backed up by a viking that beard is so beardy
26:59i was
27:00already super excited and then it's like me gonna play against another guy and i'm okay here we go so
27:04it just ramped up my enthusiasm for the day a little bit more because i absolutely need to make sure
27:09i win
27:09mate it's a date not the hunger games you know i think competition is healthy so i'm coming in
27:15open-minded being my authentic self see if some things click between the two of us i believe i
27:21hope the best man wins we'll find out soon right sit tight demo and make yourself comfy lucinda might
27:29be a while hello hello how are you nice to meet you and you're right and you're right yes lucinda
27:37good to meet you how's it going pretty good yes how are you going yes i'm good i'm good so
27:45originally from australia right i'm yeah very much yes and then how long have you been in the uk if
27:50you don't mind well i sort of spend time between the two countries oh okay so you go i do
27:56a bit of
27:56good well you can't do both tonight you've got to pick one anorag's a cool guy he's definitely
28:02putting me at ease i'm i'm enjoying this how about you lucinda so siblings um i've got an older brother
28:09and then a middle sister okay and so everybody's australia based i've never been to australia i've
28:15won indefinitely go you have to come down under i think you just did hobbies what do you do outside
28:20or what to relax hobbies hobbies hobbies i actually just did the hoffman course do you know about yes
28:25yeah yeah yeah how was that loved you know i'm just trying to make better decisions for my life
28:31like not choosing the sugary things yeah sugar's the devil is sugar the devil i feel like the actual
28:37devil might be a bit put out by that comparison so start small have you heard of kaizen the concept
28:42of kaizen the japanese it's about incremental improvements when you want to make a change
28:48bit by bit yeah they always come up with good ones like they see um an inner monkey which is
28:54oh
28:54no ikigai ikigai ikigai yeah yeah yeah ikigai yeah bukkake changed my life too i mean i follow
29:02lots of different systems yes it's amazing universal laws of the universe like a lot of attraction
29:09go on low vibration oh she knows all about that don't you worry i love all that stuff yeah yeah
29:16totally
29:16well they're both chatting absolute bollocks but they seem to be getting on that's a bonus
29:23right over to rugby starter and podcaster and dj james haskell who's running late for his first date
29:29with personal trainer dotty is it me or does she look just like his ex-wife chloe maidly how am
29:35i
29:35feeling excited i think i'm apprehensive my host of the date is to just get to know him find out
29:42what
29:43he's really like behind the celebrity side that we see i love banter i like to be sarcastic i like
29:50to
29:50challenge and see if i can bring that out of him well you're in luck because here comes bantony hopkins
29:56now here's jimbo i'm very excited for my date with dotty i'm hoping it's better than the weather
30:02yo yo classic bantz kill me how you doing i'm good thank you how are you james nice how are
30:10you doing
30:10you're right yeah i'm good oh my god this weather's awful it's disgusting literally disgusting turn up
30:15shaking like this i'm shaking with nerves but i'm literally shaking because i'm freezing no i was
30:19nervous yeah yeah no of course of course it was nerves you look great thank you likewise thank you
30:24thank you i try i mean i'm not not much to work with but i'd try dotty looks beautiful she's
30:30got a
30:30great smile there's incredible energy i think this is going to be a really really good date
30:35can i get a glass of pitbull please pitbull what fireball do do you want regular or a large one
30:43no they're large please oh someone's gambling on james footing the bill can i get a tequila soda please
30:49tequila thank you i wonder what you'd ordered them when you said a pitbull i was like
30:52hell yeah what kind of idiot would make that mistake mr worldwide it's very nice you can try it
30:58oh it's very sweet thank you you're good you're good at sharing yeah yeah i'm not sure i'll be
31:03spooning like dessert into math yeah that's probably too soon too soon okay i was getting to over eager
31:11what's happened to our baron of banter he's acting like a giddy school boy i think someone's potty for dotty
31:19back to me cinder who's still tucking into her first cool state anurag this has been magical and
31:25i want to end our engagement here with a bit of magic oh hello what's he got here then you're
31:32gonna do a magic trick a magic trick oh right he's actually gonna do a magic trick so we have
31:36two
31:37points yes thank god he didn't get his wand out dick joke bit of fun yeah yeah
31:45wow and you have two points here that's the tip sorted wow i loved that that's cool so that's i
31:54leave
31:54you with a bit of magic you can think about it while you're on your second date okay well i
32:00better get
32:01happy now lovely meeting you um hope to see you yes take care yeah what's your thoughts fella
32:10reckon the trick sealed the deal i had a great really good time lucinda is a lovely woman i hope
32:15it converts to a dessert but that's up to lucinda who she picks the out of the two of us
32:21but uh yeah
32:22i'm keeping my fingers crossed don't worry mate you never know damo might put out some mime then your
32:27chances will definitely improve time to see if james has improved his chances with dotty after
32:34a nervy start from our superstar dj thank you so much one big ball in that size and the keys
32:40are soda
32:42what do they send you about me what do they say i kind of knew who you were kind of
32:46knew that is the
32:47level of celeb we're aiming for on this show there's a couple of people that i think we've got in
32:51common mutual friends that's nice okay like how in common look how scared you are i'm not scared oh
32:59god they've told they didn't bring you the best did they not oh hang on has jimbo been playing away
33:05from home that's a rugby and sex joke oh god it all depends who these people are you probably don't
33:11even remember them no i'm not like that no no no don't label me as a player i'm not like
33:18i'm not
33:18like i mean listen i've enjoyed the singing i'm sure you i'm sure you have oh no he's rucks this
33:26up
33:27back to lucinda who fresh from her agent selected starter date is making the short trip upstairs for
33:33a main course with beardy man damien i'm not going to do loads of viking jokes but he does put
33:38the four
33:39in four hi hello how are you you a hugger it's a mean is that hi hi hi how you
33:47doing loving this
33:47thank you a brutal myself fabulous oh thank you no worries have you been here long since about 865
33:55ad if i remember correctly it's all good anticipation waving the waving yeah how have you been really good
34:02yeah excited to hang out with you yeah i don't come to them very often so it's all a little
34:07bit
34:07exciting for me i set up my own business two years ago what's that and i've got to the axe
34:11throwing a
34:12what axe throwing cool cities okay hello we have shimichuri thank you medium beautiful medium that's
34:23amazing cheers i love it wow thank you do you like a beard is that yeah i'm into the beard
34:32what happens
34:33when you what's your face doing when the beard comes back i have no idea it's been 10 years i
34:40have
34:40no idea what's underneath there although i feel your face you can absolutely do whatever you want
34:47i warm up my hands oh what on earth is happening just uh having a look and a feel
34:56that's cool i don't have a smell oh god don't smell it is it smell japan
35:02do you want me to come around there you can around no no i'm good oh you filthy beard sniffer
35:09you all right and your egg you my friend have got about three minutes to grow a beard
35:13lucky for you there's an outbreak
35:23welcome back to celebs go dating where the earlier bout of beard groping has clearly left lucinda
35:28feeling frisky have you ever got a bit messy with food in the bedroom without one of your
35:32views that's not right but i like that that's just come out of nowhere did you just look at that
35:37and
35:37go do you know what we should do maybe we should do that another time do you want me to
35:44help you
35:44here let's start with this oh my god if she pops that on his beard i'm gonna throw up
35:53so i suppose i better excuse myself it is a tough choice this because they are both fabulous guys
35:59there's no doubt about it i've had such a great date with both of them i need to go and
36:03have a good
36:04thing about dessert so i it's a bit of an impossible choice i've got to say thank you very much
36:11i
36:11really appreciate that you smells of mine as well thank you will i be seeing you again i don't know
36:18at this point because i'm never going to see you ever again i should give you a goodbye kiss
36:22he's not playing about do you want to do the nose yeah do the nose eskimos i think
36:29right well that's really weird uh let's leave them to it and crack on shall we
36:34fucking hell
36:38over to james who's struggling to get his date with dotty back on track
36:41after the revelation they had friends in common that he's been rocking rugby joke
36:48can i get the miso card please um can i get the chicken satay please
36:54any allergy no thank you i always think you'd volunteer if you were deadly allergic to nuts you'd
37:01go yeah by the way i'm allergic to nuts yeah gutted if i was allergic to nuts do you love
37:07nuts
37:08nuts why am i such a child such a child um out the gutter yeah bloody hell jimbo leave the
37:16bollock
37:16jokes to me you're trying to show dotty that you've moved on from being a ruck boy how many dates
37:21have
37:21you been on four or five wow the dates i just didn't necessarily feel that like energy yeah he was
37:28too
37:28busy feeling dotty's mates energies look they're all attractive it was nice we've always had really
37:33good conversation but i'm trying to be more like intentional intentional is a great way
37:40yeah yeah i think you kind of know when you go on a date with someone within like five minutes
37:44100 percent i would i would i mean i'd hate you for a second but i'd never give you where
37:51listen
37:53yeah my time's up yeah you're like can i just let you know i just wanted to make sure you're
37:57a big
37:57dick as i thought you were can i get this to go please thank you yeah i'm not 100 sure
38:01she's joking
38:04right let's get back to lucinda's double date for the big reveal of who she's picked for her dessert
38:09course is it nose twitchy viking or magic boy i think it's only fair that i bring them both to
38:19to that and you shipped off ken because he wanted an orgy hello hello i'm feeling cheeky i'm feeling
38:28mischievous and i'm ready to create some sparks now this is what's going to happen this is a quick fire
38:36game question and answer right wait are we doing a quiz now bit weird but i'm up for it
38:41but who is going to win tonight's special prize lucinda will it be damien the viking whose beard
38:47she tugged off and rubbed noses with or magic man anorak who put extra pennies in her purse okay oh
38:53let's
38:53quiz what color are my eyes blue one to you where am i from in australia melbourne two how many
39:07siblings
39:08do i have two one he's absolutely right i've got two siblings you're the youngest thank you
39:15i don't believe it the magic man of smash is three nil but it's all to play for as unbelievably
39:20enough
39:21there's a round two what's something that you'd like to say to me that you probably shouldn't i would
39:28say i would like to see you without the makeup on ah in the natural in the natural way yes
39:39i'd like to see you without your clothes
39:42you get more scores for that that is a better answer damo's answer has definitely won this quiz and
39:52look cheeky answers far over i don't make the rules i don't make the rules i am so sorry it's
39:59all right but ademo can i sit on your knee for this is it all right i have something to
40:06tell you
40:10oh bless him pired off at first sight but to be fair he's taking it well
40:19okay this is going to be weird now two's company three's eye gougingly awkward why bring him back
40:25just to sit on the other geezer's lap that could be fun but thank you thank you so much so
40:31delightful
40:32all the best with everything thank you goodbye magic man now you see him now you don't oh look
40:38at that straight back on tinder what a ledge it's absolutely fine no hard feelings you know at the end
40:42of the day of lucinda's decision so i respect that good on you mate i hope you got that two
40:47quid back for his busso right time to see whether james has managed to convince dotty to stay put on
40:55their day you've got nail varnish oh yeah can you just notice that about this no i noticed it a
41:03while
41:03but i've always painted my toenails since i was like 24. okay is that a major issue more or less
41:13of an ick than him having sex with all your friends allegedly it's a bit odd i'll give you that
41:18it's
41:18a bit weird although guys are now starting to wear makeup and i'm here for it unbelievably she's actually
41:24into it all james needs to do now is avoid saying anything weird and this day is officially back on
41:29track what's really interesting you think with men is without being vulgar if your hair falls out
41:35you've got a small penis one of them you can fix a small penis there is nothing you can do
41:40about
41:40on earth yet luckily i've got a lovely head of hair set on this tiny dicked bod how you feel
41:46i've found a really nice time what i am having a nice time yeah i am same because that's not
41:50one of
41:50those when you go like fine i'm trying to be i've been told to be more vulnerable that's the last
41:55time i
41:56ever asked christian i'm having a good time do you know what i've never seen jimbo so flustered
42:01he must be well into dotty do you want to get married yeah that wasn't that wasn't me that wasn't
42:08me asking yeah yeah he's so keen this guy come on relax you can do this james uh yes i
42:14do do you want
42:16kids oh no maybe you can't actually do this i love kids yeah i've got five i call them nibblings
42:22i've got five nibblings and i love them to pieces what's a nibbling yeah it's like oh it's not
42:26a sibling it's your nibblings it's nieces and nephews oh my god i love the same
42:32phone i'm like it's not down with the kids yeah don't say down with
42:41oh my god i'm just trying to help you out thank you spending time with you such a confidence boost
42:46i
42:47don't i could just say i could have just stayed at home and punched myself in the face but instead
42:50you came out and did it on tv after making magic man anorak disappear before our very eyes lucinda's
42:59wasted no time getting a mouthful from demo are you ready yes
43:09good how was the delivery delicious ready for some more dessert one yeah yeah thank you
43:22anyone else feeling uncomfortable watching this i say uncomfortable i just mean horny good we're good
43:28there's a lot hello someone's pissed off with his two pound tip so you're having a good time yeah i'm
43:33we close 30 minutes okay can you can you bugger up absolutely yes yes i'll get that oh no worries
43:46damien's awesome something there the little spark the embers grown into a little spark
43:53lucinda is absolutely a beautiful woman and i will remember she's got blue eyes because i'm not
43:57missing out on that again thank you i kind of would like to kiss damien maybe we'll go for a
44:03drink and
44:04see what happens right shall we go and get a beverage yeah let's do it let's do it come on
44:10well i like holding your hand thank you makes a change from swinging on his beard
44:19well after a conversational roller coaster of an evening james and dotty's date is coming to a close
44:25i i tell you honestly of all the dates i've had this is definitely the best vibe i've had i'll
44:30tell
44:30that i appreciate that thank you if you i mean a day before we'd have to put a thing on
44:34it but if
44:34you don't want to do it again i'd definitely do it again i i would like to see you again
44:38yes perfect
44:38i've had fun perfect yeah i've had a great time i've had a good time thank you very much
44:44right shoo roll i believe the kids say bounce these days grandad this is you being gentlemanly
44:50uh i think might just be a gentleman by default i think oh don't do me in
44:58thank you very much for dinner that's all right that's all right i'll walk out don't nick any
45:01the silverware that date with dotty was sensationelle sensationelle yeah
45:09fucking hell we covered a load of ground it was deep it was fun it was light she took the
45:13piss out
45:14me mercilessly and that was exactly what i like so yeah i'm very happy man oh yes james i'm so
45:20pleased for him thank you that was my i had a great time likewise thank you so much
45:29my pleasure i hope you see you again yeah
45:31see you later oh love is in the air i was slightly nervous about asking the question of whether she
45:37wanted to see me again but it felt like it was right so i asked oh bless him he's made
45:41up
45:41i just hope dotty's feeling it too i'm intrigued to get him get to know him a little bit more
45:46i think
45:47there's more layers to chip away i don't think there is i think james's personality is extremely
45:54attractive great sounds like jimbo's made his match aesthetically yes there's room for improvement
46:03oh brutal but that might grow okay so good but not quite sensationelle jimbo you've got work to do
46:11tomorrow night i would give my left tick to go on this date okay david's questions get confusing
46:17are we trying to figure out who's the tunnel and who's the train no no no no no no no
46:23no no no too much
46:23pk has some shocking news i never kissed on the first date i don't usually kiss on the first date
46:29shit and the agents celebrate success with kerry katona's return i don't feel like i've had sex
46:38with palo i feel like i've been made love to slow clap it's gone a lot quicker than that as
46:45our celebs
46:46you never get spots i never really get them but i've got one under the skin this is the flirting
46:50that they were training you to do go have i got like a skin disease it looks nice dating are
46:57you
46:59planned to find the next person really so i said yeah the next person you know the next person
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