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Celebs Go Dating - Season 15 - Episode 06
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00:03Previously, the celebs touched down in Tenerife, where it was all aboard the love boat for Gabby
00:10and Carl, before hitting choppy waters. I'm exhausted. I feel like I was asking all of the
00:18questions and I got nothing back. I need more. The other celebs turned up the heat,
00:23waiting for their plus ones to arrive. Should we play the dick and vagina game?
00:28And David's temperature rose on his date with firefighter Tomas.
00:32Tenerife knows how to turn the heat up. They're trying to get you to get your arse out.
00:35Before he was left out in the cold. I'm not a towel.
00:39We're not that cold. It's Tener's. Tonight, welcome to Spain.
00:45There's dressing up. Enjoy your wee Boston.
00:48Dressing down. Do you know why we're here? No, I have no idea.
00:53And whatever the hell this is. We've come to feel the frequency.
00:57As our celebs. Can I tell them about the barbecue? Yes!
01:01Go!
01:05Stop it!
01:06Vibrating.
01:07Hi. I'm in the mood.
01:09Me and all. I've got one of them in purple.
01:18Welcome to Celebs Go Dating, where we've splashed a load of cash
01:22to fly our love-hungry stars out to Tenerife
01:24and set them up in a swanky villa to see if they can score in the sunshine.
01:30And after another fun-filled day and night on their sexy package holiday,
01:34the celebs are rising and shining and regrouping at Brekkie.
01:39Oh, nice glasses.
01:40Cooey!
01:41Oh, nice apron.
01:42Here he is.
01:43Hello.
01:43Oh, yum.
01:45We love a domestic man with muscles.
01:47I thought you'd like a bit of food.
01:49Yeah.
01:49Because you had your big dates, didn't you?
01:50We did.
01:51Gabby and yourself.
01:53How are you feeling?
01:54Yeah, do you know what?
01:55Like, obviously, he came back.
01:57We spoke around the pool for a bit.
01:58I definitely want to see him again.
02:00But because it was such a good day,
02:01I'm also excited to see what else is out there and, like, have fun.
02:05What about you, Gabby?
02:07How are you feeling after?
02:08Well, I think if I was to go for another date with him,
02:12maybe it would be better because he would be less nervous.
02:16But do I have time to do that?
02:18Hmm.
02:19I think you need a bit of electricity.
02:20Yeah.
02:21What I want for you is for your whole genital arena to be on fire.
02:26Me too.
02:26Where did you get tickets for the genital arena?
02:29Mine's more of a stadium.
02:31Great acoustics, apparently.
02:33Close for repairs.
02:34Close for refurbishment.
02:36Steve Wilson.
02:37Blood damage.
02:38Mine's like a one-man pop-up tent.
02:40Easy to erect.
02:41Impossible to get down again.
02:46Elsewhere on the island,
02:47A-dubs Dr T and PCB
02:49are at the agency's international headquarters
02:51where they're having a rooftop rendezvous,
02:54which is French for doing bugger all.
02:58So what are we doing today, guys?
02:59Good question.
03:00Well, do you know what?
03:01It's actually a really busy day.
03:03Don't make me laugh.
03:04Gabby and David have been on their dates.
03:06That's right.
03:07Yeah.
03:07Oh, and David's coming in today.
03:09He is.
03:10Can't wait to talk to him.
03:11Yeah.
03:11Let's see how this date did go.
03:13Let's see how this date did go.
03:15Is there vodka in that orange juice?
03:16And also, exciting,
03:19Stephen's joining us today.
03:20Oh, yes, finally.
03:21Yeah, this is good.
03:22Yeah.
03:23We've picked an absolute bobby dancer for him.
03:25Stephen and James are going on a date together.
03:27Why don't we pop along
03:30to the Stephen and James date?
03:32I would love to.
03:33Where will you find the time?
03:35And Colleen's going on a date,
03:36so I'm going to pop by the villa,
03:38you know, a little girl cheerleader moment,
03:40and maybe bring a little gift.
03:43Oh, OK.
03:43A little gift or a big gift.
03:45Paul, you should know this.
03:46It's not about the size of it.
03:47It's what you do with it.
03:48It's the...
03:49Oh, here we go.
03:50It's the motion in the ocean.
03:52Oh, there's a spark in the dark.
03:54There's a glide in my ride.
03:56There's fizz in my...
03:57That's enough of that.
03:58This tends to be the case, I've noticed,
04:01is that the moment that you talk about someone's penis size,
04:04if they have a relatively small penis,
04:06they're hyper-defensive about it.
04:09We've had celebs.
04:10Oh.
04:11Oh, my God.
04:12Oh, my God.
04:13They've nearly quit.
04:13Yeah.
04:14What?
04:14The moment you talk about it.
04:15Talk about a knob.
04:16What?
04:17Yeah.
04:17I didn't quit, though, did I?
04:19They're not talking about me anyway, all right?
04:21Right, let's get back to the Singleton Villa,
04:23where there are dates aplenty on the beautiful sunny horizon.
04:28You three are going on a date today.
04:29We are.
04:30Yes.
04:30I'm really excited now...
04:32Yeah.
04:32...about dating Steve.
04:33We might be quite compatible.
04:35How are you feeling about your date?
04:36I'm sure.
04:37I'm actually really excited.
04:37For me, it's got to be a spark.
04:40It's got to be that chemistry.
04:41Where do you feel your spark?
04:42In your heart or your...
04:44Yeah, mine's always in the old...
04:46Especially when it's plugged into the old...
04:49No, I think for me, I'm actually...
04:51Do you know what?
04:52It's very easy to have one without the other.
04:54So true.
04:54And so I'm trying to make sure the two match.
04:57Yeah.
04:58So true.
04:59How about you?
05:01Yeah, how about you?
05:03I'm so excited about your date.
05:05I'm so excited about your date.
05:06Steve's such a spunk.
05:08Yeah, he is spunky.
05:08He's so hot and salt and pepper and spunky.
05:11To be fair, I need anything with salt and pepper on it.
05:13Chicken, chips, spunk.
05:14Are you excited?
05:15I am nervous, but I am looking forward to it.
05:18I think I've picked a really good one.
05:20No, definitely.
05:23With the celebs' bellies nicely lined after another free breakfast,
05:27Gabby's helping Lucinda do some zhuzhing
05:29ahead of her date with the moustached maestro
05:31who whet her appetite at the mixer.
05:34Splash, splash.
05:35I'm really excited to get to know Steve.
05:38I think, like, he had such good vibes in that room.
05:42Yes.
05:42He's a high-vibes guy.
05:44Might have just been his pacemaker playing up.
05:46I will let you know later tonight if I have grabbed Stephen by the...
05:51Cock and balls?
05:52What are they?
05:53What do you call those things?
05:54The salt and peppers?
05:55You know, the love spud, thunder junk, forbidden bean bag.
05:58Handlebars?
05:58Oh, right, handlebar moustache again, of course, yeah.
06:02There'll be a moment where you just know,
06:03and you'll grab the handlebars or you won't.
06:05I'm sure he's up for a ride.
06:11While Lucinda revs herself up over at their villa,
06:14the agents have stopped pissing about on the roof
06:16and are down to agency business,
06:18where David's on the way to debrief his date with Thomas.
06:21Hello, you cheeky puggers!
06:24And wake up the neighbours.
06:26Who are we?
06:27I can't.
06:27Oh, what, what, what, what?
06:29I'm just going to clap you in.
06:31Clap you in.
06:31Clap you in.
06:34So, you had your date with Thomas.
06:36Yes.
06:36Give us all the tea.
06:38The date was so good.
06:40It was so much fun.
06:42It was a nice little rollercoaster of communication.
06:45We had highs.
06:46I was vulnerable.
06:48Conversation was flowing.
06:50He was a bit cheeky flirty,
06:51so I could be a bit cheeky flirty.
06:54And then I took him back to the villa.
06:56Oh.
06:56That's a big step.
06:58Yeah.
06:58It's lots of steps, actually.
07:00They're places much further from the coast.
07:02Had a little private chat,
07:04just us two by the poo wall.
07:06And then I sent him on his way.
07:08I bet he loved that.
07:09Invited back, then sent packing.
07:10How do you feel that you were vulnerable with Thomas?
07:15So, there is obviously vulnerable sides of me,
07:17and one of them is when it comes to a relationship.
07:21So, I said that to him, like,
07:22sometimes I get a little bit nervous,
07:24I get a little bit freaked out,
07:25and I'm a bit like,
07:26oh, how's this going to go?
07:28It was really nice.
07:29He was like, thank you so much for sharing that with me.
07:32There you go.
07:32And I was like, I can't believe I've just done that.
07:34Yeah.
07:35Because normally I would have just laughed it off.
07:37Do you know what the feedback he gave us was?
07:39Oh, go on.
07:40He had a great time.
07:41Oh.
07:41He thought you were vulnerable.
07:43You were just absolutely amazing.
07:46He loved his time with you.
07:48He boshed about 14 tequilas as well, remember?
07:51I'm really proud of you for that,
07:52because you laugh everything off.
07:54Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:54And that is a defence mechanism.
07:56So, really well done that you allowed yourself
07:59to be vulnerable around where you feel fragile
08:02in relationships.
08:04So, that's great.
08:05And lovely feedback from Thomas.
08:06Seriously, tequila.
08:07The mind's lubricant.
08:09What happened at the end of the night?
08:11They made sweet, sweet love.
08:13No kissing.
08:14Oh.
08:15I definitely want to see him again,
08:16but I'm also very excited to see other people.
08:19I think this is a great spot, David.
08:20You're now open to see him again,
08:22but also other people.
08:23Like, you're winning.
08:24You're winning.
08:24This is good.
08:25This is good.
08:26We could not be happier with David.
08:28He has had incredible feedback.
08:30He clearly wants to date more as well,
08:32which is fantastic,
08:33because we have the perfect little event planned
08:36for him and the other celebs.
08:38David, tomorrow,
08:39the three of us are coming to yours
08:43for...
08:43...an important intervention
08:44concerning your love lives
08:46and overall happiness
08:46in this precious existence we call life.
08:48A barbecue.
08:49Oh, nice!
08:51Quali, I fucking love a barbecue.
08:53Oh, I love a barbecue.
08:54Barbecue party!
08:56Yeah!
08:56And David, well done.
08:59Thank you, guys.
09:00Don't worry.
09:01Enjoy your people.
09:03Jumping.
09:03Can I tell them about the barbecue?
09:05Yes!
09:06Yes!
09:08Check out those tasty chicken drumsticks.
09:15Hoping for some hot sausage later is Lucinda,
09:18who's headed to the windswept seafront
09:20for a date with Handlebar Steve
09:22in a setting to remind them both
09:24of all their previous relationships
09:25on the rocks.
09:27I'm really excited to see Steve.
09:29I think he's going to be a fascinating person
09:32to get to know.
09:32I mean, they've twisted up handlebars.
09:34Somebody stop me.
09:37I can hear Steve is incoming.
09:41The absolute bad man.
09:45He looks pumped for this.
09:47A little bit nervous about whether
09:49Lucinda's going to like me.
09:51Maybe not.
09:52But looking forward to meeting her again,
09:54having a bit more time,
09:55getting to know her,
09:57seeing how it goes.
09:58Look at that, Tash.
10:00It's like two mice snogging.
10:03Ah, Steve!
10:05Welcome to Spain!
10:08Oh, Lucinda.
10:09Hello, gorgeous!
10:11So nice to see you again after all this time.
10:14This stash has got a life of its own, doesn't it?
10:16The wind's not helping.
10:17No, it's brilliant, though.
10:19It's waving around in the wind.
10:21Cheers.
10:22Shall we get comfy, you see?
10:23You can try.
10:24Let's say Steve knows a good chiropractor.
10:26Beanbag on a rock.
10:29Fucking hell.
10:31Oh, you look lovely.
10:33Even amongst the wind's wetness.
10:35I think being an Aussie,
10:36the whole nature thing is not going to impact you.
10:40No, we are a little bit at one with nature.
10:42Just, you know what?
10:43I'm just going to hype myself up a bit, Steve.
10:45Come on.
10:46I'm really just going to get crazy.
10:47Come closer.
10:48You're going to roll away on the beanbags.
10:50Yeah, I'm really curious to get to know you
10:53because, yeah, like, from the mix,
10:55I just felt like the most...
10:57Mustache?
10:59Fun, energised, interesting.
11:01I was just curious, you know?
11:03Yeah, I'm very, um...
11:04Mustache?
11:06Go with the flow, take as it comes,
11:08try different things.
11:09You look quite relaxed, actually.
11:11I try to, but you are a big personality.
11:14Not intimidating, I hope.
11:16Um, no.
11:17You're like a unicorn, aren't you?
11:20She's definitely got the horn.
11:22I don't know about a unicorn, but...
11:24Yeah, like a one-off.
11:25A very rare...
11:26That's very kind.
11:27It's a very rare person.
11:28Aw, thank you, Steve.
11:30And, Steve, you're like a sexy, mature Erling Haaland.
11:33Look at you!
11:34Hello, beautiful!
11:35Hola!
11:37Bloody hell, who double-booked the rocks?
11:39I think we're in for a bit of a treat here, Steve.
11:42The goddess on the rocks.
11:44Wow.
11:46Wow, yes.
11:48Yeah, wow.
11:50Gorgeous.
11:52Why not?
11:53Seriously, what's going on?
11:55Here she goes.
11:56Shall we get on down by the rock and feel that?
11:58Let's feel the frequency.
12:00Here we go.
12:01She's banging the gong.
12:02That's what you need, a bit more volume up by the sea.
12:04We've come to feel the frequency.
12:06Oh, mate, I'm full of frequency.
12:08I'm on 95.8 here.
12:09Are you ready to be gonged?
12:12Oh, bang it again.
12:16I'm feeling it.
12:17Don't you dare not bang that gong.
12:20Keep going.
12:20And once more.
12:21Lovely.
12:23Are we paying her per gong?
12:26Go again.
12:29Keep going.
12:31Let's do this at the end of the show.
12:33Do I still get paid?
12:34Keep gonging.
12:35Back.
12:38I'm overfilling the chakra.
12:40Anyone with two spare chakra?
12:41One more.
12:42Bosh.
12:43This could go on a while.
12:45Shall we go to an ad break?
12:57Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating,
12:59where we've flown our famous front page faces out to Tenerife
13:03to see if they can turn up the heat on their tepid love lives.
13:07Just a few metres from the warmth of the sea,
13:10Lucinda and Handlebar Steve are shooting the breeze
13:13on their windswept date on the rocks.
13:17Have you been to Australia?
13:18No.
13:19Would you like to go?
13:20Yeah, I would now.
13:22Smooth Handlebar.
13:23She might let you down under at this rate.
13:26So you've been around the world, I suppose.
13:28I do love travelling and I fell in love with Athens last year.
13:32Went to Greece.
13:32Never flirted so much in my life.
13:35The Greek men are outrageous.
13:37Yes, that Mediterranean vibe.
13:39This is your cue, Steve Ross Flatley.
13:41Because we can be a little bit, I don't know,
13:44disconnected, I think, in Australia and the UK.
13:47We don't want to risk rejection.
13:48Well, they say that's men's biggest fear,
13:50is the fear of rejection.
13:54Yeah.
13:54She can't knock him back now.
13:56Well, it's like if you don't shoot your shot,
13:58then you're not going to hit the target, are you?
14:00Yeah, absolutely not.
14:01You are like an amazing person.
14:03Go on, Handlebars, full throttle.
14:07Thank you, gorgeous.
14:08I was so happy that you chose me to come and have a date with you.
14:11You can tell he's excited, his moustache is erect.
14:14What a plot twist in our lives, to be here and staying,
14:17being gonged to the high heavens.
14:19By the sun goddess.
14:22Oh, yeah, where did she go?
14:23Oh, God, she hasn't fallen in the water, has she?
14:25If there was only some way to sound the alarm.
14:31Back at Casa Del Love Crisis,
14:33James and Gabby have set up a workout right in front of Colleen and David,
14:37which is weird.
14:39Oh, here they come.
14:40Oh, my God, you could have dressed for the part.
14:42You're not sure anything, guys?
14:43No, we're going to learn from the best.
14:46OK.
14:46OK.
14:46That's Colleen's way of saying, absolutely not.
14:49Oh, yeah, them traps are growing.
14:53Whoa.
14:54Whoa.
14:55Did Haskell just four himself, then?
14:58Should I do these ones?
15:00I quite like this one.
15:01Like...
15:01Bicycles?
15:02Yeah, bicycles, yeah.
15:0420?
15:04Yeah.
15:06Look at him riding a bike.
15:08I mean, just go out on an actual bike.
15:10Do you know what I mean?
15:11Get to the local shop.
15:13Yeah.
15:13Bad chocolate, come back.
15:15What are you going to wear?
15:16What am I going to wear?
15:17Because she met you in the turtleneck.
15:19So whatever he wears will be an improvement.
15:22Oh, I'm going to go with something...
15:23I'm going to do something sophisticated, I think.
15:24A turtleneck set...
15:25Ah!
15:28Fucking hell!
15:29What's happened there?
15:30That's Scarlett.
15:31She got scared of your turtleneck.
15:34Jesus, about a hundred stones.
15:38That's his first time dealing with a bush.
15:40This is his workout.
15:42I'm doing weightlifting now.
15:44Oh, God.
15:45I just twatted my foot.
15:46Ah, fucking hell.
15:48Don't wait for me.
15:49I could be a wire.
15:52No problem.
15:53We won't.
15:57On the Costa, the sacrifice of the sun goddess seems to have worked.
16:01Because old El Sol's come out just in time for Lucinda and Steve to have a little stroll.
16:05Oh, well, the sun's come out.
16:08Just as we leave our little nook, the sun comes out.
16:12Isn't that typical?
16:13Yeah.
16:14Parting of ways.
16:15I feel a little bit in the shape of a rock.
16:16I don't know about you.
16:18After being...
16:20...laying down there in the rock.
16:21I'm all right now.
16:22You all right?
16:23We haven't broken your back?
16:25No, no.
16:25I feel fantastic.
16:28He's just revving up by the looks of things.
16:29Do all your chakras feel aligned after the gong?
16:33They do.
16:34My chakras are lined up.
16:35They're all lined up.
16:36They are.
16:37Here we go.
16:38So we're going to have to part now.
16:39Oh, I loved it.
16:40It was so nice getting to know you.
16:42And I know that I'll see you soon.
16:43You will?
16:44Yeah.
16:45Go on, Captain Pringles.
16:47Or should we end on a note of passion?
16:49Surely.
16:51Definitely a lovely hug.
16:53I love to meet...
16:54Ah, you're a good hugger too.
16:57Oh, ouch.
17:01Hmm.
17:02If this hug lasts any longer,
17:04she'll start to feel his gong on her chakra.
17:08Mm-hmm.
17:09I'd love to see Steve again
17:11in the sense of a friendship gathering.
17:14But I don't have much time to waste.
17:16And I want to really land on somebody
17:19that juices me up.
17:21Who don't?
17:22You know, I'm ready for the next fella.
17:24Bad luck, Steve-o.
17:26So I asked Lucinda for a bit of pash at the end
17:28and I took the L on that one.
17:29So we had a hug and that's nice.
17:32But maybe I'll get round two.
17:35Yeah, maybe you will get round two.
17:37Round two getting rejected again.
17:39Woo-hoo.
17:39No, seriously, though,
17:40I have a nice walk back to the hotel, mate.
17:42There's a barbers on the left.
17:43No pressure.
17:44I know you want to see how it works.
17:46Right, let's check in with superstar DJ James
17:49who's getting ready for tonight's date
17:50with Scarlet from the mix-up.
17:53Is that too much?
17:54I'm just going to roll the shirt omen, I think.
17:58Oh, better out than in.
18:00Oh, the pipes.
18:01Yep.
18:01Sounds like you just cleared them.
18:03Yes.
18:05All right.
18:06I think I'm good.
18:06Let's go.
18:07Actually, oh, maybe some arthur, chef.
18:09Good idea.
18:10It is a bit of a lingerer.
18:11I can still feel it in the back of my throat.
18:13You've been on a lot of wheat.
18:14I think I'm ready.
18:15I mean, it doesn't get much better than this,
18:17I'm completely honest with you.
18:18Let's roll.
18:18Hang on, who's he talking to?
18:21A bit weird, isn't it?
18:23From the DJ Hask to Colleen and Lucinda Nojuice.
18:27Fresh from a Rocky Steve date on a...
18:29Ooh, are my ears burning?
18:31Are they talking about a certain comedian from Bromley?
18:34An icon, brilliant, smart, competent, cool,
18:37funny, beautiful looking.
18:39Could you text Steve that?
18:41That'd be lovely.
18:42You're such a stunner.
18:43Oh, right, she was talking about Colleen.
18:45Yeah, that makes more sense.
18:47At The Mixer, the headlines were necklines, not punchlines.
18:51What do I do?
18:52Oh, show me a bra.
18:53I want the nugget.
18:54Do you know what I mean?
18:55Two drinks in and I'm flashing my bra right here.
18:57But funny man Steve's charm was no joke.
19:00Oh, handshake.
19:01Oh, I love that.
19:04Meaning the stand-up stood out as a pick for a ticket to Tenors.
19:07I met someone tonight who I jailed with straight away,
19:10and that was Steve.
19:14So, what have you decided to wear?
19:16So, it's out of these two.
19:18Red, red, has to be red.
19:20Blue.
19:21Blue.
19:21I reckon.
19:22I'm glad you said that.
19:23Oh, what is it?
19:24Ignore Rob Day?
19:27No, they sent the troops in.
19:29Knowing Colleen the way that I do,
19:31I know that she'll be feeling a bit nervous
19:33before she goes on a date with Steve.
19:35So, I'm here to give her a little bit of a girly pep talk
19:37to help boost her confidence.
19:40Also, bringing a little gift.
19:42Well, not so little.
19:43You're going on a date.
19:44Look how beautiful.
19:45I am going on a date.
19:46She's always so gorgeous.
19:48I am going on a date.
19:48Yeah.
19:49What's the face?
19:50I have these two voices.
19:52One going, what the hell are you doing?
19:54Don't go.
19:55You're dying of nerves.
19:56And then this other one that goes,
19:58shut up.
19:59Do yourself up.
20:00Get dressed.
20:00Go and have a great time.
20:01And so, I'm always battling with these two voices.
20:04And I always go for the positive one in the end.
20:08And that's that fear of rejection.
20:09It's that as well.
20:11Because you know you can present super confident.
20:13And we've seen you.
20:15And when you're comfortable with people,
20:16you know you're safe.
20:17You're so sassy and free.
20:19And we love seeing that free Colleen.
20:23So do I, Dr T.
20:24Keep talking.
20:25So, on the date, if it's appropriate,
20:28if the vibe is going, talk about sex.
20:32Yeah.
20:33Okay, that's a good time.
20:34Bring it up.
20:34What do I say?
20:35What's your favourite position?
20:37How do you ease into the sex talk?
20:40I normally ask how much for the VIP package.
20:42I would ask, like, how important is sex to you?
20:46Good one.
20:46Yeah, really eased into that, Dr T.
20:48And then you can start going to the other fun questions,
20:51like, what do you sound like in bed?
20:53I sound like a warthog choking on an apple,
20:56drowning in the shallows.
20:57Are you mad?
20:59No, she's a doctor.
21:00A real doctor.
21:01No, I'm not at all.
21:03You said some of that to the second date.
21:06Hey, if there's chemistry.
21:08Well, on that note,
21:09I actually have a little gift for both of you.
21:12Oh, you're naughty.
21:13I'll be back, I'll be back.
21:14Dr Tara.
21:15Gifts and everything.
21:16I hope it's earrings, because I can't find mine.
21:18I'm feeling like there might be a couple of toys.
21:21Toys?
21:22I'm not sure how useful a Frisbee
21:23and a couple of fidget spinners will be,
21:25but then I'm no expert.
21:27Self-pleasure is great.
21:29It can help you understand your preferences,
21:31your boundaries,
21:31which translates into more confidence
21:34and self-esteem outside the bedroom.
21:37She's talking about fingering.
21:38Oh, my Lord.
21:40I have two of them for you.
21:42Wait, which one do you like?
21:43Do you want the pink one that's slightly larger?
21:46Or do you want the black one that's slightly smaller?
21:49Please, could I take both and extra batteries?
21:52I am in shock.
21:55Look how wild they are.
21:57You choose first, because you're going on the date.
21:59Well, I've had three kids.
22:00I better have the bigger one.
22:01You take the big one.
22:02Well, that's it then.
22:03Cancel Steve.
22:04I'm sorted.
22:06I'm in the mood.
22:10We'd better leave you to us.
22:11Yes, please.
22:12Have so much fun, remember.
22:13I will do.
22:13Can't wait to tell you about it.
22:14Fun first.
22:15Yeah.
22:16Seriousness later.
22:17Yeah.
22:17Yeah.
22:17Okay.
22:18Okay.
22:18All right.
22:19If all else fails.
22:20Yeah, you have that.
22:22Have an orgasmic date.
22:25It's a good thing that people at Tenerife are used to volcanoes.
22:28Seek shelter, people.
22:29She's going to blow.
22:41Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating.
22:43If you're legendary, loaded and lovesick, look no further.
22:46We've got you covered.
22:49Having put one in the bank following Dr. T's dildo delivery,
22:53Colleen's got a spring in her step as she heads to her date with Steve.
22:56Wait a second.
22:58The human Tash that Lucinda's just pied off.
23:01Oh, it's this super sexy, smooth Steve.
23:04Keep up, everyone.
23:06I saw Steve and instantly bonded with him,
23:08so who knows what could happen at the end of the night?
23:10I don't know.
23:11I mean, I'm not going to do that.
23:13I might kiss him.
23:15If I fancy him.
23:16And who wouldn't fancy this absolute slick, suave, smooth operator Steve?
23:20Just look at him go.
23:21I feel privileged to be invited to Tenerife,
23:24being chosen out of all them people.
23:26She's a very, very interesting, sexy woman.
23:30Oh, my God, he's here.
23:31Oh, my God.
23:32Play it cool, Colleen.
23:33He just said you were sexy.
23:34You got this.
23:36Hi.
23:37All right.
23:39How are you?
23:40I'm all right.
23:40How are you?
23:41Good to see you.
23:42How long before he says something smooth?
23:45Smell nice.
23:470.9 seconds.
23:49Good evening.
23:50Hello.
23:50I really do.
23:51Do you do Malibu?
23:52Malibu, yes, of course.
23:54I love a glass of red, please.
23:56Of course he drinks wine.
23:57So sophisticated, the sexy bastard.
24:01So you're really nervous?
24:03Yeah.
24:03Yeah, yeah.
24:04Yeah, really nervous.
24:05Yeah, no.
24:06It's just weird, isn't it?
24:07No, it is.
24:07We spoke to each other for ten minutes.
24:09Yeah.
24:09And now we're on a date in Tenerife.
24:11I know, it's bizarre.
24:13Yeah, try not to poke holes in the format too much.
24:15Series 50.
24:15Excusez-vous, madame.
24:17Malibu.
24:20Big.
24:21My heart is still racing along with my nerves,
24:25but I think I'm just going to have to go with Dr Tara's advice
24:28and just try and spice things up a bit.
24:30You're not nervous.
24:32Why?
24:33I just think you come across as really confident.
24:36I am a confident guy.
24:37I would say that.
24:38Are you faking it?
24:40No, no.
24:41Do you ever fake it?
24:43No.
24:48Dr Tara asked me to ask sexual questions.
24:51And I went, on a first date, I'm going to ask, what do you want me to ask him?
24:54What position are you like?
24:55So she was going, yeah.
24:56And I was like, no.
24:58Not first date.
24:59No.
25:00You're right.
25:01We keep it.
25:02But what do you want me to ask?
25:03No.
25:03I'm like that.
25:05No.
25:05Missionary then into that.
25:07Missionary then I pop to the toilet, have a quick lead up, back into bed, scroll on the
25:10internet and then a sleeper one.
25:11Reverse cowboy.
25:13Nah.
25:15So it's going horribly X-rated.
25:18X-rated before the starters even arrive.
25:20Cheeky back door by dessert.
25:22Creme brulee me.
25:25OK.
25:26After spending literally hours deciding whether to undo one or two shirt buttons, it's finally
25:31time for James' date with Scarlet.
25:34Hang on.
25:35What are these two doing here?
25:37James, he's just rusty at chat.
25:39Yes.
25:39We don't want fart jokes, party game crap, gang.
25:43Have you actually watched this show, Anna?
25:45We want the real James.
25:46We actually want him to show up on his date as he shows up with us.
25:50I don't think the real James would show up.
25:52Not at all.
25:53Yeah.
25:53Well, who the fuck's this guy then?
25:55Hello?
26:01My date's definitely changed.
26:05Do you know why we're here?
26:08No.
26:11I have no idea.
26:13Oh, shit.
26:13P-Dog looks angry.
26:18All right, James.
26:19Good to see you, James.
26:21Oh, thank God.
26:22My bum-o hasn't twitched that much since I got Dr. Tears my secret Santa.
26:26We actually need your help.
26:28Okay.
26:28Yeah, we do.
26:29Yeah.
26:29This is a good thing.
26:30Okay, yeah, you can help.
26:32So, Stephen's just got off a plane.
26:33Right.
26:34And we are throwing him straight in to his first date here in Tenerife.
26:39That we've laid on a beautiful lady called Jane for him to go on a date with.
26:44Right.
26:44So, Stephen arriving in Spain via plane to date Jane.
26:47She's going to write a rap about this, isn't he?
26:50Quite easy, actually.
26:50Okay.
26:50You are going to go on a double date.
26:54Yes.
26:55Okay.
26:56Stephen and Jane with you and Scarlet.
26:58Yes.
26:58We were thinking, because you've got to know Stephen.
27:00Yes.
27:00And there was a lovely rapport between you guys at The Mixer just to help lift both of
27:05your dates in games.
27:06Okay.
27:08Now, let's just discuss the elephant in the room, because we know it burns you a little
27:13bit when we said that you had shit chat.
27:16Yeah.
27:17Yeah, it did.
27:18How I see this, James, is that when you don't feel safe, you have diarrhea of the mouth.
27:23Better get the Listerine in.
27:25But when you're safe, and we see it, when you're with us, when you're with the other
27:28celebs, everyone's like, oh my God, this guy is amazing.
27:31You're doing it now.
27:31Yeah.
27:32We just want to fine-tune you.
27:33When you're talking to Scarlet, I think what would be really good is if you do just
27:36tap into more of your vulnerable side.
27:38I love that.
27:39Yeah.
27:39I can hear that.
27:40I'll do that.
27:42Stephen lacks being able to come up a little bit.
27:45And you can definitely, I think, help bring him up to that.
27:48So we really believe that together this could be a really useful opportunity for both of
27:53you.
27:53Cool.
27:53How do you think Stephen's going to show up, though?
27:56I reckon he'll show up in a questionable Titan shirt and scare the shit out of an international
27:59superstar DJ.
28:01Oh.
28:02Oh, God!
28:02Nailed it.
28:04Stop it!
28:05Hello, darling.
28:06How are you doing?
28:07Have you on?
28:07You look fire.
28:08Oh, Stephen, you look so dead.
28:10There he is.
28:11I should, and I've basically come off stage onto the plane in here.
28:14Yeah.
28:14You smell good.
28:16I've had a shower.
28:17I've washed.
28:19Unlike Captain Diarrhea, breath sitting next to you.
28:21Do you know what you're doing right here with us?
28:23I have no idea.
28:24So we do have a date lined up for you.
28:29Okay.
28:29Her name is Jane.
28:31Right.
28:32She is...
28:34A chef?
28:36She is intelligent.
28:38She's into music.
28:39We think that you will really enjoy her company.
28:43Oh, yes.
28:44Now, you know how they say, you know, two's company, three's a crowd.
28:47Right.
28:48How do you feel about four?
28:50Double date.
28:51Double date.
28:51Oh, wingman.
28:53Have fun, eat, drink, be merry, go back to the villa and then we'll come and see you tomorrow.
28:57All right.
28:57Cool.
28:58And you look great, guys.
28:59You smell good.
29:00Enjoy.
29:01Right.
29:02Let's go.
29:03What is the worst that can happen?
29:05After you.
29:05Well, I hope we're about to find out.
29:08With Colleen flirting up a storm on her date with Steve and James and Pro Green prepped for
29:12their double date, back at the villa, David has just discovered the hidden love party room
29:17and is putting it to good use with Gabs and Lucinda.
29:21How sick is this?
29:22What is it?
29:24It's like a little secret club.
29:25Oh, my God, look how sick it is.
29:28This place looks outrageous.
29:30If by outrageous, you mean your nan's conservatory with some rented neon signs.
29:35Get your halo dirty, baby.
29:37Woo!
29:39Cheers, girls.
29:41Girls now.
29:43Woo!
29:43Yeah.
29:46We've got girls, we've got drinks, we've got dirty halos.
29:49Now, all we need is some goss.
29:51Guys, over to you.
29:52What about Colleen, though, on her date with Steve?
29:55I hope it goes well.
29:56I've got a good feeling.
29:57And, like, she said that their chat was fantastic, so you never know, she might bring him back
30:01to the villa.
30:02They might have a bit of hanky-panky, if it doesn't go to plan.
30:05The Dutch star had two dildos about yay size.
30:09I mean, she can have a good old sit on that.
30:15You look smart, Steve.
30:17Oh, my God.
30:18You got a dildo as well, didn't you?
30:19Yeah.
30:20I can't wait to get into the room, I'm going to wrap this up.
30:22Yeah, you want us to piss off?
30:24Do you want us to take the party room?
30:26Oh, please don't.
30:27We'll never get our deposit back on the villa.
30:31Anyway, while I try and get that image out of my mind, it's double date o'clock, and
30:34after being schooled by PCB and Adubs, I wonder what plans the professor has got for his double
30:39meet-up.
30:41We need to play banana in plain sight.
30:44You what?
30:44What's that?
30:45So, everyone has to leave the room, and then you put a banana somewhere.
30:49Be careful, he used to play rugby.
30:51You'll have it up your arse and drinking a pint of his piss in ten minutes.
30:54Let's find it.
30:54And then, but it has to be in plain sight.
30:57Pipe down, Professor Party.
30:59There is such a thing as too much fun.
31:01I hope these two can pull themselves together before their dates arrive, because here they
31:05are now.
31:07I'm excited to see James again, and, yeah, I'm looking forward to it.
31:12I'm aghast, I'm excited.
31:14I know he's a musician, he's kind of a legend around here.
31:18I'm open for romance, that's why I'm here, so let's go, let's go, let's get it.
31:23Hello.
31:24Oh, hello, how are you?
31:25You look gorgeous.
31:26How's happening?
31:27I know.
31:27You are?
31:27You are a baby.
31:28Very well.
31:29Happy to meet you.
31:30James.
31:30Stephen.
31:31Nice to meet you.
31:31Nice to meet you.
31:32Sit over here, I'll get your chair on.
31:33Oh, hi.
31:33Sit over here, let's get your chair on.
31:35Scarlett looks amazing, she looks great at the mixer, but she looks incredible here
31:39this evening.
31:39I just hope I get an opportunity to talk to her, and I won't have to babysit Stephen through
31:43the entire meal.
31:44How are you?
31:45You all right?
31:46I'll just stand awkwardly waiting over here.
31:48Very nice to meet you, how are you doing?
31:50Sweet, thank you.
31:51What's happening, ladies?
31:53Gorgeous girl in a red dress, but I wasn't expecting to be going on a date at all tonight.
31:57Definitely not a double date with James and Scarlett, but here we are, here we go again.
32:02Me, out of my comfort zone.
32:04How are you?
32:04I'm all right, I'm all right.
32:06I had a show last night, so I am, yeah, it's been an adventurous 24 hours.
32:12This is not, you've had other dates, have you?
32:15I've been calling the meetups.
32:17Oh, not this again.
32:18Why?
32:19No intent, no motive, no expectations.
32:21Yeah, that's exactly what every girl wants to hear on a first date.
32:24So you're not expecting anything from this conversation?
32:26Nothing more than a good conversation.
32:30Well, you should be open to your own issues.
32:33I literally ask you, but it can't be forced.
32:35I was saying to James before that it was weird that the mixer, because I walked in, feeling as awkward
32:41as anything.
32:42Yeah.
32:43Awkward is my general disposition.
32:45Bloody old prof, anyone got a banana?
32:47You don't give that, actually.
32:48You actually know you can't, yeah.
32:50That's my response to crisis.
32:51I'm calm in a crisis, and then my day-to-day life is just in disarray.
32:55Are you thinking this is a crisis?
32:57Yeah, no, this is definitely not a crisis.
33:00Haskell, you know what to do.
33:01Get on the table, have a massive shit, and let's create a crisis.
33:18Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating,
33:20where the agency's flirty field trip is in full swing in tenors.
33:25And back at James and Stephen's double date,
33:28after Professor Partey's bad vance,
33:30his date Jane is taking control of the chat.
33:33Do you have any vices, guys?
33:34Oh, straight out of the gate.
33:36Vices.
33:37Ooh, sexy chat.
33:38That's going to get this date heading in a spicier direction.
33:42It's all bigger crisps.
33:43They're my poison.
33:44Potatoes in almost any form.
33:46Oh, for fuck's sake.
33:48I don't like cheese.
33:49I have almost an aversion to it.
33:52Parmesan hitting pasta and starting to melt is...
33:56I'm out.
33:56Surely Professor Grier's got feta chat than this.
34:00You're doing what everyone else does.
34:01You're judging me.
34:02I can see it.
34:03Yep.
34:03It's only you, don't I?
34:05Yeah, good work, Jimbo.
34:06Move on from the cheese chat and get the girls involved.
34:08Holly, I should, to be honest.
34:10It's not like me.
34:11Yeah, perfect.
34:12I love food.
34:13Not bothered.
34:14The food, actually, I've had over here, it's amazing.
34:15You ever been here before?
34:16Yes.
34:17Came to Tanami for a holiday last year.
34:19So me, my two girls, and my mum are my mum's partner.
34:22I love that.
34:22Yeah.
34:23How about you guys?
34:24A close to your mum's?
34:25I've got a really good relationship with my mum.
34:27My dad passed away about five months ago.
34:30Yes.
34:31Yeah, so they've been together for like 45 years.
34:33They had a really close relationship, and it's weird,
34:35because I've always had a family that was together.
34:37I'm separated and divorced,
34:39so it kind of was a really interesting kind of journey for that,
34:42because I'd only ever seen that kind of vision of a family together.
34:45But they were a great couple.
34:46Hang on, James is actually trying, that was a rugby pun,
34:49to take the agent's advice and be vulnerable.
34:51This is a turn-up.
34:52I used to take my parents out with me.
34:54Like, if we went out on a night out, I mean, I wouldn't bring on a date.
34:56I mean, that's a bit weird.
34:57It's a bit niche.
34:58But if I had a nice or event or the lads, I'd bring them out.
35:02That was cute.
35:03Cute slash bit weird, but props, another rugby joke,
35:06to James for getting the date chat back on track.
35:09Not a rugby pun, just...
35:10That's all I had.
35:14And after some initial nerves,
35:15let's see how Colleen's getting on with Senor Smooth,
35:18as they've just been served.
35:19Oh, wait, that's a tennis, not rugby pun.
35:21Shit.
35:22I'm very by steak medium, sir.
35:24Cheers, mate.
35:25You're welcome.
35:25Enjoy the meal.
35:26Enjoy you.
35:27I'm brave, aren't I, having spaghetti on a first date?
35:31So brave.
35:32Not all heroes wear napkins.
35:34Oh, we could do Lady and the Tramp.
35:36Oh, God.
35:36Look away now, Disney fans.
35:38Oh, all right.
35:40After my next Malibu.
35:45Or...
35:47What the hell's that?
35:49What?
35:50What?
35:50That looks familiar.
35:51Has Lucinda dropped by?
35:53I mean, I am a veggie, but I will go for a bit of meat.
35:55Oh, right.
35:56Go on, Colleen.
35:59It's just difficult to get it all on.
36:01See if you can get it all in.
36:03Oh, here we go.
36:04All natural.
36:05Oh, yes.
36:07There you go, boss.
36:09Swallowing it's hard.
36:10Christ, there's no stopping her now.
36:13Right, let's get the track.
36:15Let's get the...
36:15Let's get back on track of classy.
36:17Poor old Steve's lost for words.
36:19It's you.
36:20You bring out the bad in me.
36:22Looks like he wants to put the bad in you.
36:24You know what I'm saying?
36:24I'm talking about the old boom, boom, slap, tickle, pow, pow.
36:27I have to say, and I don't want to blow smoke up your ass.
36:32Don't.
36:33Unless you ask nicely.
36:34Can you give an ass for that nicely?
36:36No, boss.
36:37But, you know, I was very lucky that you were there.
36:40And I actually was very, very attracted to you.
36:45Of course, the way you look, but also the way we got on.
36:47Like, it just felt so normal and natural and lovely.
36:50You're an interesting lady.
36:53Completely intrigued to know more.
36:57What was it like being a pop star?
36:59I never thought of it like that.
37:01Cos it's something I'd always done from the age of two.
37:04Cos my mum and dad, my brothers, we all sang as a big family.
37:07And so it never...
37:09It just felt like this is all I've ever known.
37:12Yeah.
37:15What are you smiling at?
37:16You see, you do this.
37:18What?
37:18You've just got a really wicked face.
37:21I don't know what you're thinking.
37:23I think after all your sexual innuendos tonight, Colleen,
37:26it's pretty clear what he's thinking.
37:27That's right.
37:28He's thinking about the boom, boom, slap, tickle, pow, pow.
37:33Elsewhere on the island,
37:34and also in pursuit of the boom, boom, tickle, tickle, pow, pow...
37:38Sorry, I just can't stop.
37:40It's double-date duo professors Stephen and wingman James,
37:43who are supposed to be helping each other bring the flirty fun.
37:46When is your next performance?
37:53Am I invited?
37:55Not yet.
37:57Oh, Stephen with a PH.
37:59Oh, no, that's me.
38:01She asked me when my next gig was.
38:03Jay said, am I invited?
38:04Then I was like, not yet.
38:05Oh, awkward.
38:06I've been having a great dinner with Scarlett,
38:08getting on really well,
38:09but I do not understand what the fuck Stephen is up to
38:13denying a woman a gig.
38:15Just say yes.
38:16I need to go and have a chat with him
38:17before he balls the rest of it up.
38:18I'm just going to go get a beer.
38:19Do you want to come with me?
38:20Yeah, go on.
38:21I'll see you over in a minute.
38:22I thought you guys did that.
38:23Sorry, excuse me.
38:24Yeah, yeah, no.
38:25Excuse us.
38:25It's 2026.
38:26We can go to the toilet if we want to together.
38:28Don't judge us.
38:30Here we go.
38:30Wingman pep talk incoming.
38:34My back is fucked
38:35from carrying this whole date situation here.
38:37Oh, shit.
38:38James didn't come to play.
38:39I thought, I've been dating three people.
38:41You've not been carrying...
38:42I'm just showing interest.
38:44She asked, come to your gig,
38:45and you said no.
38:46I didn't say no.
38:47That was excellent.
38:48She said, am I invited?
38:49Then I said, not yet.
38:50It was a...
38:50Just go with it.
38:52We've got lovely girls.
38:53We need to up our game.
38:55Let's have a bit of fun.
38:56Lightheartedness.
38:56The food's good.
38:57The girls are lovely.
38:58Yeah.
38:58We've been poor.
38:59I thought we'd been great.
39:01You thought wrong.
39:02And that's okay.
39:03That's okay.
39:04But as a friend and a former lover,
39:06I'm telling you,
39:06we need to up your game.
39:09Okay.
39:10Okay?
39:10Let's go.
39:11Hopefully the pep talk will work on Stephen
39:13and he'll stop pissing about.
39:16And speaking of pissing about,
39:17back to David and the girls.
39:19Get it in as a fancy dresser.
39:21Who are ten spritzes in.
39:22Get the drink.
39:23I'm not even joking.
39:25Oh, shit.
39:26Brace yourselves.
39:32Get off your fucking nerves.
39:34Breaking down the doors.
39:37I don't need no one's permission.
39:39Don't get me.
39:40I'm some little clothes.
39:41Look at me.
39:43We've got you, we've got done.
39:45This is helping their love lives,
39:46I promise.
39:47Who cares if it don't?
39:49I like watching it.
39:50Oh, shit.
39:54Oh, shit.
39:56Oh, shit.
39:57Shit, girls.
39:59You're nice.
40:00Yes.
40:02Amen, sister.
40:04Right, from blocking out the haters
40:06to our double daters.
40:07And let's see if James has transformed
40:09the brainy Professor Stephen
40:10from awkward battle rapper
40:12into awesome banter raconteur.
40:14Have you had any of, like, nightmare dates,
40:16like, in crazy, terrible stories on dates?
40:19I mean, that is a bold question
40:20after tonight's shenanigans.
40:22It was a first date,
40:24and he took me to, like,
40:26Toby Carpenter for a drink,
40:27and so I was, like, dressed up like...
40:28Nothing like a midweek roast.
40:30I knew I recognised her.
40:32He started talking about his dog
40:34that died, like, two years before,
40:36for a good 20 minutes.
40:38And was it what?
40:38It was just, like, just...
40:39His eyes welled up with tears.
40:42Sorry, I shouldn't have laughed.
40:44Yeah, you're going to hell.
40:45My dog died two years ago, three years ago.
40:47Don't bring the...
40:47It was seriously horrible.
40:50Yeah, I know, it's so bad.
40:51You're talking about your dead dog now.
40:52And I'm laughing about it,
40:53but I also feel the need to just confirm
40:55that I was upset when my dog died again.
40:56So this is what goes on in my head.
40:57Stop your head.
40:59Stop telling me what to do.
41:03If I was to design your, like, perfect man,
41:07feel free to a six-foot-three blonde tattoo.
41:10Is that you or me?
41:11It is late in the day,
41:13but that is official banter.
41:15Well, could be you.
41:16Yeah.
41:17With absolutely no emotional depth or intelligence.
41:20Like, physically, like, I don't have, like, a specific type,
41:24but I do like someone who is keeping fit,
41:28like, is healthy, looks after themselves.
41:30Yeah.
41:30And six-foot blonde.
41:32Ooh, flirty.
41:33Hey.
41:34Sounds like it might be me.
41:35Ooh, stop it.
41:37Yeah, we got it.
41:38Follow-up question for two of you.
41:40Yes, please.
41:40So, are you a hoe?
41:43A hoe?
41:44No, I don't think so.
41:46You a hoe?
41:47You give a hoe vibes.
41:48I give a hoe vibes.
41:50Do you know what?
41:51I think my poor social skills, I...
41:52Yeah, there's no hoe.
41:54Um, no.
41:55It's good.
41:56I'm proud of you guys.
41:58And I'm proud of them too.
41:59James brought the vulnerability,
42:01and Stephen was, er, fun.
42:03Well, he laughed at the dead dog, at least.
42:05Right, girls, shall we go?
42:06Yeah.
42:07Cominant.
42:09James was a gentleman.
42:10It was funny.
42:11It would have just been nicer to have, like, a bit of one-on-one.
42:15And by one-on-one, she means a date without Professor Green there.
42:19Thanks for dinner.
42:19That was really nice.
42:20We appreciate it.
42:20Thank you so much for flying out.
42:22I hope you'll catch up again soon.
42:25Did I fancy Scarlett?
42:27Yeah, I did, actually.
42:28I thought she looked beautiful.
42:28I think I need to sleep on it as to whether we do another one-on-one date.
42:32That's good.
42:32He's taking time to think, just like Paul and Anna wanted.
42:35Good work.
42:36Thank you so much for a lovely evening.
42:39It was really nice to hang out.
42:40I'd like to see Stephen again.
42:42Really?
42:43Careful on that hill.
42:44Yeah.
42:44He's a cool guy.
42:45Chill.
42:46But he needs some work.
42:48Sounds like it's not a complete no, then.
42:50Jane was great to talk to.
42:52She's lovely.
42:53There was nothing wrong, per se.
42:54But that doesn't mean that it's right, either.
42:57So, I wouldn't mind bumping into Jane, but I wouldn't go for another date with her, no.
43:02Oh, Stevie boy, what's it going to take to get those juices flowing?
43:05And what's with all the cats?
43:06You can't move for a person to her roof.
43:09But on the other side of town, things are looking a little more positive,
43:12as Colleen and sexy bastard Steve have been flirting up a storm.
43:16And if you ask me, this has got a snog in a taxi home written all over it.
43:20So, I think we need to go on another date.
43:24Yeah.
43:25Me too.
43:28Yeah.
43:29Give me a little kiss.
43:30Little kiss.
43:31Oh, he's gone early at the table.
43:36Of course he has.
43:38Colleen's only gone and got a kiss.
43:40Oh.
43:40That dildo's in for a hammering later.
43:44No, it's been lovely and you've been a real gentleman as well.
43:48Oh, thank you.
43:49I mean, I could snog your face off.
43:51Go on, Colleen.
43:52Oh, really?
43:53Yeah.
43:53It's a little bit too quick, isn't it, on the first date.
43:56Second date.
43:57Wow.
44:01Second date we're wanting to come to the restaurant.
44:04I'll meet in room, whatever.
44:07Blimey, I'm not sure how the camera crew will feel about that one.
44:10I'm in, though.
44:10No, it's been really nice.
44:12And, you know, you're easy on the ice.
44:14Go on, Steve.
44:15Say something smooth one last time.
44:17Why, thank you.
44:17You're not too bad yourself.
44:19Kids.
44:19Is that us?
44:20Yeah.
44:20Right, let's do one.
44:22After you.
44:22Get your coat.
44:23You pulled.
44:26Right, which way are you going?
44:28Which way are you going?
44:30Which way are you going?
44:31Well, she's going outside because it's the end of the date, Steve.
44:34What a lovely evening.
44:36I've had a great evening.
44:38I have.
44:38Thank you very much.
44:39Going in for round two.
44:41Of course, he is the pure filth machine.
44:44See you soon.
44:45See you later.
44:45See you.
44:46The date went really well.
44:48The company was the best part, and the kiss was the seal.
44:51So I would like to see Colleen again.
44:55He's exactly what I thought.
44:56He's good, fun, exactly the same sense of humour.
44:58He's got a really twinkly eye thing going on that just makes me smile, because he's naughty.
45:05I like it.
45:10Why am I kittling like a fucking 12-year-old?
45:14Because you like him, and you're not 12, and you're not fucking.
45:17Not yet, anyway.
45:18That's right, I'm talking about the old boom, boom, slap, tickle, pow, pow.
45:23Penetrasive sex.
45:25Tomorrow night.
45:26Oh!
45:28There's some new surprises.
45:29Let them fun begin.
45:31Some familiar faces.
45:32Oh, my God.
45:33Oh, God, Jesus, shit.
45:35And the same naughtiness.
45:37What does that mean?
45:38Sex.
45:38Yeah, thanks, Colleen.
45:39I need the sausages on the grill, but I also need the sauce.
45:43As our celebs.
45:44Seize the moment.
45:46Go.
45:47My ex-husband was allergic to cats.
45:50Dating.
45:51Keep your hands away from David, he's mine.
45:53Oh, my God, I feel like I'm being told from Pillars of Pows.
46:28You
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