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Celebs Go Dating - Season 15 - Episode 09
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00:00tonight dating and masturbating brand new celebrity i feel like i'm good looking enough not to lie
00:06pk humble arrives shall i add to my dating roster how many people are on this roster
00:11probably like 20 plus so why the hell do you need that help as our celebs
00:16ball bag ball bag ball bag go i can pick up a singular noodle and then he went with my
00:23sister
00:24what dating if i saw you at the bar i'll buy your champagne i'll say that will happen
00:39welcome to celebs go dating and we are back baby from the romantic mini break in tenerife
00:46it's a new day in the agency paul's missed his flight so getting right down to business are
00:51dr t a dubs and tom we brought sun back from the tenerife a little tranche of tenerife with you
00:58i once brought a little tranche of tenerife back with me luckily quick course of penicillin and my
01:02wee wee went back to normal we really missed you though didn't we we really missed you and also
01:09lots of things went down oh look at his little innuendo loving ears prick up in tenerife and some
01:16of the dates were really successful others not quite as successful so we've definitely got a
01:21little bit of mopping up to do in the agency yeah god knows what tom's been up to whilst you
01:25lot are
01:25away we are mr b list today so it's going to be jolly hard work because we've got a brand
01:31new arrival that's right we've been so excited about this the delicious piquet oh i'm such a fan of his
01:40yeah he's a bit of a cheeky chappy isn't he he's a hugely cheeky chappy
01:50and here's the man himself give me a p give me a k uh that's all because it's baller league
01:56slash social media led slash new celeb signing pk humble king of the agency did tom give himself
02:04for a promotion while everyone was away hello celebrity dating agency it's pk fun fact the p is
02:09for percy oh at last k no idea m come in ass my left stroke just went viral sit down
02:23i'm uk humble the first and the last i'm known as a content creator streamer footballer youtuber the whole
02:32package something tells me he could come with a whole lot of bagage
02:48i'll describe myself as fun outgoing and of course a bit of a ladies man so pk humble likes a
02:56pk fumble
02:57oh delicious my emotional iq is probably like robert einstein i'm assuming he's related to albert
03:05einstein i've been single for about a year now i've joined the agency to find love real love
03:12i'm clearly not doing a good job it's gonna be an experience for the agents i feel sorry for them
03:18so do i godspeed hello hello hello hello welcome what's going on bro oh it's lovely to meet you
03:31to meet you man golly gee you're handsome i always love a late arrival at the agency like a warm
03:37zephyr
03:38wafting through the doors though in pk's case it's more a handsome hurricane let's hope he doesn't blow
03:43you away make yourself very nice you know it's nice isn't it nice i think i've made a sartorial
03:50mistake though i i think i look like a bobbing head today no i think i think you look great
03:54but
03:54you're blending in camouflaging so what vintage are you may i ask i know it's a rude question no it's
04:02not
04:02rude at all it's my birthday this year oh mateo this year february the 13th
04:10oh but if i meet someone day before valentine's but if i meet someone i like i tell them february
04:15the 14th oh it adds a little je ne sais quoi does it i'm just i'm just a lover boy
04:22at heart oh i say
04:23you're aphrodite's son i compare myself to zeus though oh the king of the gods yeah i'm about to
04:30shake the place up i'm gonna have to keep an eye on you i think you should actually no i'm
04:35behaving
04:36myself you're not i'm behaving myself you've got a carapace of naughtiness but beneath it is
04:41molten honey just sweet just sweet and warm well he can't be that warm because he's still got his
04:47coat on probably from pk maxx next on the scene is professor green yeah that rhymes you're not the
04:58only one that can spit bars around here green eight hello celebrity dating agency hello hello
05:08who are you who are you who are you who are you from hollow way to high just a shot
05:13of nine b
05:13that's a number oh love yo what's happening hello darling how are you doing all right welcome
05:23yeah hello king of the agency what's going on bro oh some huge puffer jacket cuddles going on here
05:30today what are you doing here i just come for a coffee yeah just chuck your coat on the floor
05:35mate
05:36not a bit of a dating advice now nah i think i got i know everything you've got out on
05:40lock okay that's
05:41a dangerous place to be yeah you've met before nothing gets past you does it tom yeah we haven't
05:47met before oh tell me stars league football and i was playing against his team and i think i scored
05:53like 10 goals again something like that yeah i wasn't playing myself did he win of course i did i'm
05:58i'm a winner i'm not sure that was the outcome what we might have to find the tapes the receipts
06:05it's all right we don't need the receipts absolutely no one cares
06:11upstairs our two dating experts are painstakingly preparing for their first consultation ready to
06:17bring the incredible insight and professionalism i haven't bleached my ass off i did laser it i don't
06:22have any hair blazed my bum hole as well so much better you do not want any of those little
06:27chug nuts
06:28mine's still full bush down there but i have bleached it i say bleach squirted some domestos around
06:32the room ziggy hello hi tom we're ready for pk all right darling bye it's your time calm down tom
06:44he's not off to dignitas oh man come to me bend me hey
06:52take care of yourself i shall my bro good luck my brother good to see you good to see you
06:56oh i like
06:58meeting you people yeah fresh meat into the agency
07:04come on in timid knocked
07:07hello hello hello pk yes indeed hi very nice to meet you nice to meet you relax chill this is
07:16home
07:16from home get comfy get comfy welcome to the celebrity dating agency am i gonna get interrogated
07:23yeah but just tell him you've had the old ass laser and you'll fit right in why are you here
07:28at the
07:28agency very bummer with no girlfriend part of me is like you know what should i add to my roster
07:34and then sorry sorry sorry what do you mean by that actually yeah dating roster you have a roster
07:40going everyone's got a roster how many people are on this roster um probably like 20 plus 20 plus
07:50you're chatting to 20 plus girls not everyone gets spoken to you yeah sounds like my roster and by
07:55roster i mean marriage and everyone understands that this is casual like no nothing's a secret i
08:02don't feel like i need to lie i feel like god's giving me enough like physically that i don't need
08:07to
08:07lie to girls womanizing and blasphemy this is going well god has given me enough physically yeah what
08:15does that mean i feel like i'm good looking enough not to lie good looking enough not to lie and
08:19my
08:20personality i feel like it has a little bit of like sweet chili to my like so i don't need
08:24to lie
08:25so you you're saying you're attractive and have mad risk crazy risk humble by name humble by nature
08:33hashtag sarcasm i drive a limousine so like everyone can fit in yeah i did the same with my roster
08:40i drive
08:41the girls crazy i'll get my limousine yeah tell everyone from my roster to meet me in one place and
08:47they
08:48all get in the limousine and we all go out for dinner you and how many women 10. i bet
08:54that's
08:54a lively whatsapp group you've got a roster of ladies so why the hell do you need our help i'd
08:59rather
08:59cuddle up with the love of my life oh okay okay because if i find someone that i like truly
09:05want
09:06my roster will go oh oh so there is some hope okay you're looking for commitment yeah you want to
09:13look him if it comes i'll take you i believe it should come to me i don't feel like i
09:18should go
09:18searching for it he does know he's joined a dating agency doesn't he i don't think he does wow
09:35welcome back to celebs go dating where the agents are finding out just how much work they've got to
09:41do with their roster loving new arrival pk humble have you ever been in love yeah i feel like i've
09:48been in love before but it went past me quickly i was a a cheater how many times have you
09:56cheated on
09:57your ex-girlfriend probably like 30 times it would have been 31 but his dick fell off in all the
10:05years
10:05of celebrity dating agency we have never seen this level of disrespect for the people he dates
10:11like pk we have a lot of work to do i don't cheat on purpose every time i've cheated it's
10:17an accident
10:18whoa whoa whoa what do you mean by accident come on pk it just happens 30 times
10:24yeah let me tell you once is an accident 30 times my friend maybe yeah it's not an accident that
10:30is
10:30definitely a pattern i like the person i was with a lot but girls were fooling at me and i
10:37didn't have
10:40right now about the 30. surprise do you think that's respectful it's not it's not respectful
10:47but it's not disrespectful it is disrespectful to cheat on anyone if you're in a committed
10:51relationship 100 100 it is disrespectful you present as though you're a prize for people to win
10:58and i haven't heard once of what you can offer yeah what do you bring to the table yeah 10
11:04of his
11:04roster girls apparently i feel like there's a part of me that you've got to make me want to unlock
11:08so let's say we get the right key what would we find 30 used johnnies you would find someone that's
11:15ready to give like their partner everything emotional support physical support like a proper support
11:23system a proper caring person that was beautiful you know you want to be that person's support system
11:28you were finally saying a few things i was going green flag green flag but you might look good you
11:34might
11:34be witty funny got a great job and drive a limousine but if you haven't got the emotional maturity and
11:40all of the other factors in it you ain't gonna see shit go on anna if you're open-minded towards
11:46what
11:47we have to offer here you'll come out of this process a better man i feel like this is gonna
11:53be good
11:53okay well we do have a date for you you are going to be going on a date with inez
11:59she's beautiful
12:01is she looking for something serious i think the real question is are you this is all for you to
12:06find out just please be real and be respectful on the day no fuck boy game i don't think i'm
12:10a
12:10fuck boy the picture on a dictionary of fuck boy is your picture nah i think that's harsh it was
12:17a bit
12:17harsh from an actual doctor vk genuinely thank you thank you very much you are definitely a spicy
12:23vinx yeah class dismissed class dismissed thank you very much have fun be a good boy i won't let
12:30you look down i'll take that bet bye he's literally the worst data i mean 20 plus girls on his
12:41roster
12:42are you serious we've got our work cut out so much work yep finding someone he hasn't already
12:48banged will be the biggest challenge someone else putting in the work is david oh god it's one of
12:55them sheet mask things always freak me out he's prepping for his second date with fan who he met
13:01out in tenerife when fan made a splash and caught his eye you look sexy baby and david wasn't short
13:08of
13:08options on who to date again if you would love to date david again please stand up
13:16but it was fun time fan who got david's juices flowing
13:21i am excited to see fun again but i just don't know if there's a spark i'm excited to find
13:27that out
13:27because i have been thinking about him in between my very intense very expensive
13:35skincare routine this was literally like a sheet mask for like 199 so it's probably going to give me
13:40hives i have thrown myself out there so much more than i normally would like the fact that i led
13:47the
13:48kissing scenario kiss gay snog gay i led that that for me
13:56i feel like i don't need to do anything else now well technically you will need to because
14:00we're not even halfway through the process yet
14:06on the other side of town is professor greens turned to see the agent
14:10puffer jacket off jumper on oh come in come on in hello cardigan shit
14:18and we match oh back from the tenners yeah back from tennery oh he wasn't on board with the tenners
14:27anna too much time in the lab you want tan no way you don't get a tan actually
14:34as well as catching the lightest tan i've ever seen the prof slid into his water park date with clara
14:40and made waves of his chat i don't mean i wouldn't normally get naked until you know quite a few
14:45dates along but today i made an exception great way to test the waters there's a dad joke here
14:50there you go keep dropping them that's fine yeah sweet meaning she was willing to dive into another
14:54meetup i mean you went on the water park date how was that for you conversation was really easy with
15:00clara and i don't know if that thing is there but i'm gonna have to see someone more than once
15:04to
15:05work out if that thing can happen over time we're going to see each other again you are but she's
15:09actually on a quick holly bops at the moment i learn i learn she's on a quick holiday so yeah
15:17just say holiday you clearly had a connection you're definitely going to see clara again but
15:21but there's no but there's an and because i like that that's good you know i love a reframe
15:27you love a we would love to keep you on this excellent trajectory she's gonna fill my diary
15:34we are we would love it um if you would go on another meetup yeah look can we all just
15:41reframe
15:42that back to date now please with a very nice lady okay so this is fiona she's a funeral arranger
15:49from glasgow funeral arranger what is she an assassin have you ever met a funeral arranger before if you
15:55do you want to be hearing about it fucking dead boy i'm so i'm well up for this i have
16:00so many
16:00questions my ask from you is to get in as many puns as you possibly can into this date around
16:08death
16:08and funeral or how about you sort out his love life and leave the puns to me all right maybe
16:14she'll
16:14give him a stiffy hammer off let's keep it complete british dark humor all the way sorry i keep coughing
16:22me too i've got one it's fine no coughing yeah oh oh my god you are really witty like i
16:29said i'll
16:29do the gags yeah well we're very excited to see how this date goes yeah more than excited okay thank
16:37you see you later oh see you later give us a parting pun please both of you are drop dead
16:43going
16:50and hoping that her love life might feature a few more resurrections here comes our queen colleen for
16:58her debrief on everything that went down in serna's hello celebrity date hi it's wally
17:06come in
17:15oh look at you oh butterscotch uh her name's colleen
17:23oh welcome home thank you i love this valley cashmere i knew you'd say oh darcy no i just told
17:31you it's colleen you look like katherine hepburn she's colleen are you floating on a wave of romance or
17:40more bonding with your chums i'm very much bonding with my chums oh she did a fair amount of bonding
17:49all right if you know what i mean i'm in the mood we've had the best time to the point
17:57where sometimes
17:57when you were going out on a date you didn't want to go because you're like i want to stay
18:00here and
18:01i think you've missed the point colleen or found the point cabinet across the capital is professor
18:09stephen with a ph who's got his lucky denning date shirt on ready to meet funeral arranger fiona
18:14now i'm still struggling with the same part of this process that i was in the beginning which is
18:20dating i'm not making the decisions i'm not walking up to someone saying hello swapping numbers and
18:28arranging to see people they're being chosen for me and that still leaves me feeling like there is
18:33ground missing beneath my feet a bit like stumbling into a freshly dug grave i'd imagine
18:41meanwhile back at the agency a doves and dr tara are figuring out how they're going to give colleen
18:46a new lease of love life colleen really loved tenerive and then at the end the selection yeah i think
18:53that
18:53the concern we have is that the colleen we get in today is back at square one let's hope not
18:58well you're
18:58about to find out because she's on her way upstairs now we have recognized her patterns of having low
19:05self-worth yeah we need to get to the root cause of that for sure oh oh come on in
19:11hello
19:14colleen had a turbulent time in tennis one minute she's floating about on cloud nine after that cheeky
19:20little kiss with sexy steve and next bang back down to earth quicker than a ryan air landed steve and
19:27andy
19:28if you would like to continue to see colleen please stand up now
19:37oh god ground please swallow me up we've been most excited about seeing you oh thank you thank you
19:43lots been going on loads been going on yeah well i mean tenerife obviously it was wild you seemed to
19:49really enjoy it i loved every single minute of it really don't get me wrong it was quite mortifying for
19:56neither of them to pick me yeah that makes more sense well it was like ah i was ready to
20:02fight we
20:02were going to fight i saw it i thought go on girl it's quite unusual for us actually to get
20:08yeah we
20:08were we were we were pretty pissed that was more to do with the duty-free malibu to be fair
20:12we were very
20:13much hey you don't do that so i also think it was just a bit shocking it was you know
20:17it was
20:18unexpected and then of course you think oh that's mortified yeah but that's just an ego thing
20:25but that's really because inside then i thought i'm so glad because i don't have to make the decision
20:32they've made it and i would rather them do it to me than me do it to them so it
20:37sounds like you feel
20:37more comfortable being rejected yes than you having to make that decision to reject somebody else
20:43there's learnings from all of these experiences what would you say you take moving forward in
20:47this process i'm not in this to go home with a friend oh that's amazing can i just oh oh
20:53dr t's
20:54got her castanets out again blimey what's that i'm playing it's okay to be transparent and to think
21:01about me yes colleen agents good work but i have kind of thought i they won't find anyone for me
21:08scrap that looks like you went early on the castanets
21:14on a more positive note prof green is about to meet fiona the funeral arranger so if the date dies
21:20on it's arse at least she's professionally prepared i'm feeling really good about the date today i
21:25haven't dated for quite a while so yeah i'm really really i'm buzzing day of the dead theme on pointer
21:35how are you how are you i am fine thank you this is very nice in here quirky yes you
21:49don't get
21:49places like this in glasgow i must say really i first went to glasgow when i was 20 or 21
21:54in
21:54east kilbright so it's a stone's throw what are you going to tell me that's where you live i live
21:58in east kilbright no way no way yeah what a small world indeed god it's so hard not to make
22:04bad jokes
22:04i've been dying to ask you about your profession um there's one do you know what i do kill people
22:11or something funeral planning funeral arranging so i do i look after the families and in the worst time
22:18of their life okay i'm beginning to think she does actually arrange funerals i do i love it i love
22:24it so much are there any god i've got so many questions so many questions to the music that people
22:30select yeah are there any standout songs leave it out mate even the dead don't listen to your stuff
22:34yeah frank sinatra he always makes an appearance i thought he was dead what would be your funeral
22:40song for me uptown funk i don't know i have no idea music's a big thing to me yeah there's
22:46too many
22:46i would just need a full day service to play every song that i would ever want to have do
22:50you find
22:50yourself thinking about i guess your funeral absolutely yeah my own morbid curiosity takes
22:58over constantly really so it hasn't eased that it hasn't made it any easier no do you think it's
23:04made it worse yeah because you see the reality of it right in front of you and i'm like right
23:10we're a
23:10couple of minutes in and the prof is asking his date if she's arranged her own funeral how's he
23:15gonna dig himself out of this one welcome back to celebs go dating where we left pro green asking
23:32funeral planner fiona about her own send-off hopefully there's some more cheery chat in the
23:37wake of his earlier efforts what's some scottish slang scottish slang yeah oh ball bag ball bag
23:44ball ball bag ball bag all right your ball bag a huge term of endearment yeah that's your good
23:49scottish slang i mean i get that from growing up in east london where the c word is a term
23:54of endearment
23:55oh yeah i could give it yeah yeah yeah i love you yeah yeah yeah yeah it's time to endearment
24:00ah too
24:00right you lovable so tell me how has your state journey been thus far oh my gosh um yeah sitting
24:08down in front of someone that you've never met it's been fine there hasn't really been too many
24:13awkward silences good that's a relief to hear because there's nothing worse than an awkward silence
24:18well it looks like this date has come to life
24:41maybe she'll let him undertake her home later over at heartbreak hq colleen is doubt in the
24:48ability of the agents to find her love but don't worry they've had plenty of time to turn things
24:52around i don't even know if i'll ever meet anyone now okay maybe not but that might be self-fulfilling
25:00prophecy exactly i can really sense that colleen's confidence has really taken a knock she is retreating
25:06it is time to do a deep dive colleen absolutely carries low self-worth and i want to find out
25:12why
25:12something has happened to have led to this pattern of inner self-critic to being the one that takes the
25:21brunt of rejection and we'd love to know where that comes from
25:29well relationship wise i think it's because i've always been cheated on always well my very first
25:38relationship he cheated on me you know then i met the next guy was with him for two years and
25:47then he
25:47went with your sister what yeah for two years this is a proper committed relationship we lived together
25:59you lived together for two years and he ended up sleeping with your sister i feel bad because it's one
26:06of my sister passed away were you able to speak to your sister about this no so you never had
26:15a
26:15conversation that your sister was basically cheating not for 20 years after it happened wow you didn't
26:22talk about for 20 years
26:27no and some everyone was like how can you be so calm about that and i said well i'm not
26:32going to lose my
26:33sister over him because he's not worth it even if it was 20 years ago 30 years ago 40 years
26:40ago it
26:40doesn't matter because unless you have consciously worked on that you're still the same person that
26:49did not stand up for herself back when someone disrespected her i think that's why it was so hard
26:58yes on the last day when neither of them stood up i thought what do i do now
27:04dating and masturbating oh no i've done that when she's in the mood i'm around well the good thing
27:11is ladies that you are teaching me so much about myself where genuinely i've gone home and gone oh
27:16my god that's so right and i need to change that and reframe your time so far in the agency
27:22has been
27:23good so good right it's been really positive because everyone's feedback for you is amazing
27:28it's just you guys weren't compatible genuinely no bullshit you're doing brilliantly from the colleen
27:33that came in on that first mixer to the colleen who is now like i masturbate i mean the streets
27:40ahead
27:40okay um we know you're going on tour and we have got somebody up our sleeve oh yeah for you
27:47to date
27:47when you have a spare window in your diary take a look at the screen oh this is adam from
27:54london
27:54originally from canada first reaction what's wrong with canada i'm pleasantly surprised yeah okay it
28:02looks really really attractive yeah i'm looking forward to finding out more about him and flirt yeah
28:11yes the knowledge is back we want confident and sexy colleen because you are calling
28:21nolan and i thought i had the potty mouth big respect dr t okay i love that thank you love
28:27you love you too see you soon oh i can't wait for my day yes this could be the one
28:35let's hope he's not a prick see you later bye babe see ya colleen's back in the room she's
28:42literally just left it anna that was a lot oh my god colleen yeah has spent decades being betrayed
28:50and it's a damn bloody shame if we don't work extra hard to shift even a bit of that mindset
28:55because there is life in that old dog yeah well i wouldn't call her an old dog but she is
28:59on the hunt
29:00for a nice juicy bone woof woof back to stephen who's injected some life into what's been a
29:09fairly deathy date with fiona are things looking up for the super clever professor what do you normally
29:16look for in a partner for me it's like emotional intelligence and being able to have a conversation
29:21soberly that is really what i'm looking for is somebody that i can have a deep emotional connection
29:25with i relate to that do you yeah what do you look for in a partner what what are you
29:30looking for
29:30i think i've always tried to facilitate other people in relationships and there is an element
29:36of having to do that right but it should be reciprocal definitely so it's going to move a lot
29:41slower than it has in the past for me just what you want to hear on a first date when
29:44you've come
29:45down from glasgow i've had a really nice day me too really really nice time go get your jacket
29:50oh what a gentleman thank you very much my big fluffy i'm so cold all the time not as cold
29:57as
29:57the people you work with thank you glad you got the memo about the green jacket
30:04i do wear other colors i promise so does fee mostly black i imagine as my first date back if
30:11you will
30:11after a rather long hiatus it was good the agents have done a very good job he's great lovely i
30:19think
30:20they put that match together very well so oh sounds positive let's see what the prof thinks day was
30:27great fiona was really open go on but it doesn't feel romantic oh steven you know she's gorgeous but
30:34everything that thing and i think having had a little bit of that with clara i feel that i have
30:39to follow
30:40that thank you so much thank you it was so lovely enjoy the rest of your afternoon you too take
30:46care
30:47the professor declared the time of death for that date was mid-afternoon
30:56and as night falls let's hope there's more life with our new celeb although pk humble's ego took a bit
31:02of a pk tumble after his dressing down from anna and tea doctor that is me and the agents is
31:08a bit
31:09nerve-wracking i'll be honest because i felt like there was a bit of pressure there but i'm here to
31:14learn like what's the worst that can happen you should have tried everything at least once and
31:19today i'm trying it i'm trying it for the for the one time this is my first day i don't
31:24know how it's
31:25gonna go me neither can't wait to find out right let's cut to snip specializing salon owner inez who's
31:35dressed up to the nines for a bit of 10 pin bowling i'm so excited going on dates with pk
31:42he's amazing
31:43i love his personality he's funny so i'm expecting a lot of laugh and i can't wait to be in
31:48bowling so
31:50exciting well you should be excited because percy does a great impression of an old-fashioned
31:55policeman hello hello hello what up all right yeah how are you look amazing today thank you so you
32:03do what you said i look amazing it is you didn't say that with no conviction let me take my
32:09jacket off
32:09because this arena was famous crazy you know i don't go out on dates on this arena but i came
32:14out for you
32:14today oh yeah the limo's sunroost broken are you happy you did yeah you look you look you look
32:21amazing i can't lie i was pretty excited seeing ines at the agency but seeing up now oh she's looking
32:28real fire i'm feeling a tingle in my roster wait until you get your bum hole lasered what's your
32:34background um i'm congolese pardon me
32:37yeah never you're congolese are you no i'm not congolese i'm polish yeah okay i'm half polish half
32:47ghanaian and a quarter dominican i'm not great at math so that don't add up so do you speak french
32:52sometimes sometimes sometimes sometimes i'm going to pop francais un peu
32:59you know you see me and you've got one two's in common you don't look congolese though really
33:10what are you looking for in life life now in a relationship oh no are you looking for a
33:16relationship even um yeah i do obviously that's why i'm here
33:19no we could be looking for something casual careful percy no really that's not my time
33:26so what's the quality you're liking a woman serious questions
33:32sorry a bit trapped wind someone that makes me feel comfortable like no judgment zone
33:37because i make a lot of mistakes in life sometimes you make about 30 of them if i remember correctly
33:42and i don't want someone that's just gonna be looking at me and just sideways tricky when she's
33:47sat next to you in a limo i don't feel like you should wait in life if you meet someone
33:51and you
33:51like it's like right now if you meet me and you feel like i'm the most amazing thing seems unlikely
33:55but loving the confidence you should just kiss me like why would you wait oh okay that's what i'm
34:00saying you don't you don't wait well judging by that reaction percy i think she's gonna wait
34:06right over to two guys who didn't wait long before they snogged each other's faces off
34:11fans arrived for his second date with david and he's brought a brodie
34:14of's prepared for anything that might rain down on him later it's not every day you get to get
34:20your mantis out on your first date so you know it's gone well with david so far but the second
34:24day so who knows might poke hankies or have a little sword fight who knows sod the umbrella should
34:30have brought a shield and look david's expecting a proper soaking visors down everyone things could get
34:36messy i'm definitely excited to see fan again i feel like our chemistry is quite nice but i need a
34:42bit more
34:42of a spark i just want that that that yeah feeling you know whoa let's see if there's that
34:51uh ah yeah feeling hello hi fan how are you i'll give you a hug nice to see you nice
34:58to see you
34:58how do you look completely different with clothes on where's your shorts i know i thought well we're
35:03back in london the weather's no good is it i didn't see you walking in a little parish did you
35:08expect
35:08legs out i expected the legs i thought i'd mix it up mix it up for you fans not happy
35:12what's the point
35:13in turning up if the potsy pins aren't being flashed about should we get some drinks yeah let's go on
35:18let's
35:18go what are you what are you vibing i feel like i'm going to do the same last time okay
35:22tequila soda
35:23do you know what i didn't get a single hangover in tanneries no i did a tequila it's literally someone
35:28told me someone told me it kills parasites yeah so it's good for you um he didn't quite say that
35:35i mean it's obviously probably not that healthy no i reckon yeah but if it's killing one of your
35:41parasites what do you mean one of your parasites how many you got i feel like i need to inject
35:46a little
35:47bit of umph into this day get the sparks flying a little bit do you know what i mean like
35:52fan those
35:53flames with fan i'm going to ask you a few questions on them quick fire quick fire are you ready
36:00oh here
36:00we go love a quiz oh man bath or shower bath or shower the shower night in or night out
36:12hmm 50 50 driver or passenger princess
36:2150 50 50. mate this ain't who wants to be a millionaire just answer the question proposer or proposi
36:31depends come on fan just pick one supposed to be a bit of a laugh
36:35fan these are quick 50 50. not the 50 50 everything can't be 50 50 that's not part of the
36:42game
36:43all right i'd probably say propose i depend on the person propose air yeah well we've got there in
36:49the end propose air have you got any quick fires for me let's think fan now's your chance mate to
36:56redeem yourself think outside the box this is gonna be a belter
37:07uh this is tent dog or cat
37:13oh you fucked it fan
37:26welcome back we're in an east london bowling alley baller league legend pk humble has so far failed
37:32to bowl in as over bowling joke there for you so he's trying a new tactic asking her questions and
37:38shit well so what do you do then um i'm always working i'm a hairstylist i have like four clients
37:44a day but then do you really have time for something serious sitting in the back of a limo with
37:48nine
37:48other girls is not something serious no i do i feel like when you just love someone and you feel
37:54like
37:54this is your person you can walk around in if you're always busy i don't feel like we're going
37:58to have the time to get there you could always try taking the rented roster limo i am busy but
38:03not
38:03that busy for you yeah you can be free from me yeah and take me to meet your family oh
38:14that's a bit
38:14too soon it's too soon yes i don't know i don't feel like i don't feel like would you take
38:19me right
38:21now i'll call my mama i could call my mom right now and tell my mom i think i found
38:24the love of my
38:24life see what she says probably stop bothering me i'm putting pk humble the second to bed
38:30i feel like there's a there's layers to you that like i feel like there might be a crazy side
38:36to
38:36you are you much of a drinker hmm where's he going with this you've got work tomorrow but i feel
38:40like
38:40i feel like a shot i feel like a shot's appropriate for the night the way the night's going i
38:44don't know
38:44where the night's going but it's appropriate for where he's going mm-hmm could always phone your
38:49mom again well i'm done if you don't you're cheeky that's crazy percy percy percy
38:58back to david now where he's working hard to get that oomph that ah that yeah on his second date
39:03with fan hello thank you oh okay david's got absolutely no clue what he ordered oh thank you
39:15thank you so much thank you thank you so much okay what are these meant to uh stick your entire
39:21face in
39:22it that you smell spicy can you use chopsticks no i cannot are you ready for a professional
39:28i'm showing you supposed to pull them apart but obviously they're not wooden and then you do that
39:32yeah god are you ready to see master at work why did he rub them off before he started using
39:37them
39:40i've seen this that people do but they do this thing where they go like that that was really
39:44awkward because i am actually really good at using chopsticks just put your fork in there look
39:49and forget your body nice fan i am not getting the fork i've dedicated to ask him for a spoon
39:55no
39:56because look i can pick up a singular noodle there's no end to his talent i've got the hand-to
40:02-eye coordination
40:04oh well done david right go on what's red flags yeah i don't know i don't really think i have
40:12any what
40:12about you someone who's miserable sounds just like man i'm joking someone who's got no umps
40:22someone who's under six foot someone who's under six massive red flag tiny willy i don't mind that
40:32really not too little i don't mind you know yep smaller the better i've heard what's on your balls
40:41quite a spicy sauce actually which i'm not used to might be like mine oh oh hang on
40:48fan is spicing things up what you've got spicy balls balls some caribbean balls
40:55about that taste yeah little dumplings looks like fans spicy balls chat has got david a little hot
41:03under the massive collar pk and ines have finally hit the lanes for and hang on they're still at the
41:10table i paid for an hour of bowling what's always the cash there's an onion in here yeah should i
41:16take
41:16it out because if we're going to kiss after i'll take it out if we're not going to kiss i'll
41:20leave it
41:20in there i don't know i'll take it out i'm not even going to risk it how has this guy
41:28managed to make
41:28removing an onion from a burger a flirting technique look at your blush in that yeah really i can see
41:37in
41:37your eyes to be fair that's probably the onion you think you'll bring excitement in my life i think yeah
41:42i think i might be too much for you let's find out then
41:50sorry that wind is still repeating you're flirting you're flirting hard if i saw you at the bar i'll
41:56buy you champagne and then after that will happen hey what are you talking about after that what will
42:04happen the barman would say we don't do champagne you're all right with champagne you're built like
42:09coca-cola did you look of course i did but when we go to bowl i'll be looking for sure
42:16oh yeah the
42:17bowling i'd almost forgot about that should we play a couple games of bowling surely she's not going to
42:22fall for that he's literally just told her he plans to check out her pins bowling joke yeah i'm done
42:27why don't we do this the loser has to pay for the second date let's go well i for one
42:33am made up because
42:34it sounds like a second date is on the cards why are you smiling i'm looking at your bum but
42:40more
42:40importantly it's bowling montage time yeah are you impressed no i'm not oh no i'll show you you just
42:53want to really like um yeah you gotta go go like bend the knees all right all right all right
43:14after things got a bit spicy following the world's worst quiz david's date with fan is drawing to a
43:20close with what else more questions so have you found the date then have you enjoyed yeah it's
43:24been lovely i feel like it's been really nice to catch up again yeah for sure 100 percent
43:29shall i walk you out then come on then my love all right shall i get the bill yeah there
43:35was much
43:36more spice on the plate than there was at the dinner table and it's a shame because we get on
43:40so
43:40well he's very attractive but there just isn't that thing i'll see you in a bit well i just want
43:49to
43:49say though again lovely day but i just do feel like it is a bit more of a friends vibe
43:55um but yeah i
43:57feel like no we get on really well and i feel like i like to be honest no you know
44:02what i respect your
44:02honesty yeah and i just we can go from there yeah definitely 100 thank you so much no get back
44:08to
44:09birmingham stay see you in a bit see you later see you later love hide by the potsy poor old
44:15fan
44:15i think that i would have been open to seeing david again i just think that at the end of
44:19the day
44:19that's how he feels and how he's feeling i've like i wouldn't take away from him i respect him
44:24for telling me listen it's time for me to go back to the agency baby open them box because i'm
44:32ready
44:32to see what else is in there look at agents potsy's coming for you back in east london and pk
44:40and ines's
44:41flirty day is also coming to an end check please how would you like to pay card please
44:48thanks thanks thanks thank you thank you decline huh you're funny it don't decline really we should
44:58try that in selfridges yeah let's go oh yeah let's go how do you come to my house
45:06should we go then yeah let's go it was really good days um he surprised me
45:12so i think we have some curiosity going on i feel like the date's been great it's been amazing
45:17yeah would you like to see me again definitely i will see you again it's not really an option
45:23really now i can tell by the way you're smiling i wouldn't want to do that to you and not
45:27not give
45:27you a second date all right then all right it's been a pleasure yeah i wouldn't be going on a
45:36second
45:36date if she was on my tab i'm very picky yes percy he's only gone and got himself an actual
45:42second
45:42date what amazing progress usually i would have gone in for the kill tongue down the throat the whole
45:49shibango but today i took a touch i didn't hit it on the volley well i guess that counts as
45:55progress
45:56see you later okay see you oh it's a shame tomorrow night what's that no one called nothing
46:08it's a numbers game for lucinda and gabby twosomes threesomes foursomes the mortals i've got a penthouse
46:14no no foursomes james has a reality check i'd like to meet someone you have the intimacy you have the
46:21vibe but you don't have any of the stress james i think you're looking for a fairy tale and killeen
46:25has a shocker so are you paying tonight you're the one we're all winning the money as our celebs how
46:32bad were you i bit her i hit her i called her a girl i feel like i'm gonna make
46:37a move i actually need
46:39to be brave and speak directly to him dating i think you've grown an inch i have well always here
46:57so
47:01so
47:02so
47:02so
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