00:02You missed that spot.
00:09So I'm gonna have a Caesar salad, no Parmesan, no chicken, dressing on the side, light croutons,
00:14and then I'm gonna have a Shirley Temple. Don't put any of that nasty stuff in there.
00:17And then I want real cherries.
00:19Of course. Anything else I can get for you?
00:21Did I say I wanted anything else?
00:23You're right. I'll get that started for you.
00:25Yeah, and hurry up. I have a nail appointment.
00:27Of course.
00:29How is everything for you today?
00:31Adequate.
00:36Hello again, ma'am. How are you today?
00:37I just went what I had last time.
00:39Okay, let me go get that started for you.
00:40Yeah, and can you hurry up? You're literally the slowest waitress I've ever dealt with.
00:44Here is the bill.
00:45I am not gonna tip you. I know you understand why, and I expect better next time.
00:49Excuse me. Would you mind explaining to me why you won't be tipping Kelly?
00:52And why would I tell you that?
00:53I'm the owner of this restaurant.
00:55I've never seen you around here.
00:56I sit at the same table literally every day, and I've watched your rude behavior day after day.
01:02And frankly, I think we've had enough of it.
01:04You are banned from this restaurant.
01:06Excuse me?
01:06You heard me. Leave immediately.
01:09Oh, okay.
01:10You'll regret this. Just wait till my dad hears about it.
01:13Yeah, I don't think we will.
01:14You guys asked us all.
01:14Then, please go home.
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