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00:11To be continued...
00:31This changes everything.
00:41Okay, that's 542...
00:4443...
00:45Oh, there's one hiding under that tree trunk!
00:47I see you, little guy!
00:49You're 544!
00:51Isn't this exciting, girl?
00:53The first annual Dragon's Edge census.
00:55Once we get all these night terrors counted,
00:57we move on to the Gronkles.
01:00Maybe he'll make some new friends.
01:05Okay, there's a big flock.
01:08575...
01:10576...
01:12Oh, hello.
01:17What is a fireworm doing this far out?
01:19It's supposed to be anywhere near our island.
01:21It could have lost its way.
01:22Now, where were we, meatlug?
01:24Was it 576?
01:26Or was it 675?
01:31Whoa!
01:31Whoa!
01:35Whoa!
01:40It began with one fireworm,
01:41and as we were flying back,
01:43we kept seeing more and more.
01:44Do you think they're migrating?
01:45If they were migrating,
01:47the whole island would be on fire.
01:48Not necessarily.
01:49Here we go!
01:50When fireworms migrate,
01:51they send out scouts
01:52to see if their migration route is safe.
01:54If this is a stop along that route...
01:56An entire flock of fireworms
01:58could be coming through here.
01:59Well, I say,
02:00bring them on.
02:01I love those little scorchers.
02:02Are you still gonna love them
02:03when they all land here
02:04and burn our entire island to the ground?
02:07Yes!
02:07Wait, no!
02:08But is that a trick question?
02:09Because it's pretty tricky.
02:11Fishlegs, how much time do we have?
02:13Uh, it's hard to say.
02:14If it's a full migration,
02:16the rest of them could be here
02:17as soon as next week.
02:19Huh, good to know.
02:20It's been nice knowing you, island.
02:22Snotlout is outlout.
02:24We're not abandoning the island,
02:26Snotlout.
02:27Uh, yeah we are.
02:29Watch.
02:30Guys, we put too much hard work
02:32into this place to just leave.
02:34Snotlout is not outlout.
02:35We're staying.
02:36Now let's get to work.
02:37Fine!
02:38But I still like my plan better.
02:41Okay Astrid,
02:42you and Fishlegs
02:42filled the watering troughs, right?
02:44Yep.
02:44Topped off all the barrels too.
02:46Ooh, I found a perfect cave
02:47for the night terrors.
02:48High enough and desolate enough
02:50so the flames won't get near them.
02:51Perfect.
02:52Good job guys.
02:53Now if the twins would finally get back,
02:55we can find out what they've done.
02:57Oh, I can tell you what they've done.
02:58Zero, zip, silch.
03:00I'm forgetting something.
03:01Oh yeah, goose egg.
03:02Oh contrary.
03:03My fine fellow,
03:04we have done quite a lot actually.
03:07Did you clear the brush?
03:08Uh, no.
03:09Build a fire break?
03:10Nope, not that.
03:11How about water?
03:12Did you bring any back?
03:13Couldn't.
03:13Too busy.
03:14Busy with what?
03:15Finding something awesome.
03:19Behold.
03:20We call it
03:21the Navy Rock.
03:23And why is that?
03:25Duh.
03:25Because it has her name all over it.
03:27Cool, huh?
03:28Oh yeah.
03:28I mean no.
03:30Man, you two are completely ridiculous.
03:32Ridiculous?
03:33Perhaps.
03:34But answer me this.
03:35Where's your name-y rock?
03:43Uh, Hiccup?
03:44You might want to come take a closer look at this.
03:47I think it's a claim stone.
03:50I, Magmar Thorsten,
03:52hereby claim this island in my name
03:54and the name of all my family present and future
03:57forever and ever.
03:59And?
03:59What else?
04:01And ever, apparently.
04:02Ha!
04:03Long lost great uncle Magmar!
04:05Oh my, Thor!
04:06Wasn't he the one who could pass
04:07an entire cob through one nostril?
04:09And de-bone it at the same time?
04:12It's really a lost art.
04:13People just don't appreciate the craftsmanship.
04:15Oh, come on!
04:17That stone is a fake!
04:19It's so obvious that these two made it up.
04:21I don't think so.
04:22For one thing,
04:23everything is spelled correctly.
04:26Okay, you may have a point.
04:27Let me get this straight.
04:29These two own this island.
04:31It would appear that way.
04:33Yeah!
04:33In your face!
04:35We are sooo in charge of this.
04:38Woohoo!
04:39Oh, breach sister!
04:40Well, according to this stone...
04:43That was a rhetorical preach.
04:45Hey!
04:45Where are you going, subject?
04:48Ha!
04:49You may be in charge of this island,
04:50but you're not in charge of me.
04:52Ah!
04:52Respect the crown.
04:53Don't make us get ugly.
04:55That ship sailed a long time ago.
04:58Ugly!
04:59Clearly, we'll need a dungeon.
05:00Okay, let's all just take a breath
05:02and calm down.
05:03The first thing we need to do
05:05is get this claim stone authenticated.
05:07Mm-hmm.
05:08I see.
05:10Well, Gobber.
05:10Give me a minute.
05:15Mm-hmm.
05:17Very interesting.
05:19Tastes right to me, Stork.
05:21This claim stone is 100% authentic.
05:25Oh, yeah!
05:26Authentic!
05:26100%!
05:27No more percents to be had, folks.
05:30That's good, right?
05:30Uh-uh!
05:31No!
05:31Not true!
05:32No! What?
05:32No!
05:33All right, that's enough.
05:35It looks like this island
05:36officially belongs
05:37to the twins.
05:38It's our island now.
05:40Now we got an island.
05:41The island is ours.
05:42We don't have to do anything
05:44or take any showers.
05:47As chief of Berk,
05:49I hereby declare
05:50that under Viking law,
05:51the living heirs
05:52to Magmar Thorsten
05:53are indeed entitled
05:54to full ownership
05:55of this island,
05:56with all the benefits
05:58that comes with it.
05:59Now what?
06:00Don't ask me.
06:01It's your island.
06:04Yes!
06:05It's our island!
06:06It's not your island!
06:08You cannot have it
06:09because it's ours.
06:10No, no, no, no.
06:10Agreed.
06:11No, Dad, Dad, Dad,
06:12you can't be serious.
06:13You're not leaving me with this?
06:14Because it's ours.
06:16Ours.
06:16It's our island!
06:17Uh, yes, I am.
06:20Welcome to my world.
06:21Only now,
06:22it's your world.
06:24Oh, it's your world.
06:26Great.
06:27What do we do now?
06:28Any ideas?
06:28Oh, we could always...
06:30You know.
06:31We're not killing the twins,
06:33Snotlout.
06:34Please tell me
06:35we're not giving them
06:35the island.
06:36Actually, we are.
06:38We are giving them
06:39the island.
06:41What?
06:42First of all,
06:43we don't really have a choice.
06:44And second,
06:45once they find out
06:46being in charge
06:47isn't everything
06:47it's cracked up to be,
06:48and they have to deal
06:49with the fireworm problem
06:50on their own,
06:51they will beg us
06:52to take the island back.
06:53And if they don't?
06:54It's our island!
06:55Man, how great is this?
06:59I'm fine.
07:14Okay, a little higher.
07:16Now to the left.
07:17Yes.
07:17Now, a little to the right.
07:19Would you come on already?
07:21My entire body is going numb.
07:23Feels kind of cool.
07:24Hey, let's ask Kickup.
07:25Let's ask Kickup what?
07:26Our new Thorstenton sign?
07:28Does it need to be
07:29a little higher?
07:30Thorstenton?
07:31Yeah.
07:31The name of our island?
07:33It came to us
07:34in a dream.
07:35That's right.
07:36Same dream.
07:37It's a twin thing.
07:38You understand.
07:39Anyway,
07:39thoughts on the sign?
07:42You know what?
07:43Never mind.
07:44We've got more important
07:45things on the agenda today.
07:46I agree.
07:47We need to keep
07:47fireproofing the island.
07:49No, no, no.
07:49That's not it.
07:50We need to give out
07:52job assignments.
07:53Job assignments?
07:54Oh, we got some good ones.
07:56Come along, lad.
07:57Don't be late.
07:59All right, fish legs.
08:01It says here
08:01you are now
08:02the official poet
08:04laureate
08:04of Thorstenton.
08:06Do you even know
08:06what that means?
08:07We were hoping you would.
08:09It's your job,
08:10after all.
08:12Astrid,
08:13you are the official
08:14royal brush clearer.
08:16We don't want Thorstenton
08:17burning down,
08:18after all.
08:18Or do we?
08:20Hmm.
08:21I'm not clearing
08:22brush for you two.
08:24I'm not clearing
08:24anything for you two.
08:26Come on, Astrid.
08:27Oh, you'll do it.
08:28And you'll like it,
08:29little missy.
08:30Snodlow,
08:31you, my friend,
08:32have an excellent job.
08:34You, sir,
08:35are our new
08:36sergeant at arms.
08:37Hmm.
08:38I like the sound
08:40of that, arms.
08:41Knew you would.
08:42All right, hiccup.
08:43Oh, hiccup.
08:45You are our new
08:46stable boy.
08:47Stable boy?
08:50Come on, hiccup.
08:52So, uh,
08:53here's a question.
08:54What's a sergeant
08:55at arms do,
08:57anyway?
08:57You enforce
08:58the rules.
08:58If someone doesn't
08:59follow them,
09:00you make sure they do.
09:02And if things
09:02get really nasty,
09:03you show them
09:05to the fancy
09:05new dungeon
09:06and give them
09:07some yet-done tea.
09:09Got it?
09:10Dungeon.
09:11I like it.
09:12Better than
09:12stable boy.
09:14Okay, and speaking
09:15of new rules,
09:17without further
09:18adieu...
09:19Yeah, no more
09:20further adieus.
09:21Anyway,
09:22rule number one,
09:24everyone must bow
09:25to your rulers
09:25when they enter
09:26the room.
09:27Rule number two,
09:28everyone must also
09:29bow to your rulers
09:30when they exit
09:31the room.
09:32Everyone must bow
09:33to your rulers
09:34when they are
09:35in the room.
09:35So basically,
09:36we just bow all the time?
09:37Ooh, stable boy,
09:38coming in for the big win.
09:39That deserves a bow
09:41from you.
09:42I'm not doing any bowing.
09:45Next,
09:46there will be a small fee
09:47for landing your dragons
09:49on the island.
09:50And another small fee
09:51for taking off.
09:52There will be a fee
09:52for sleeping.
09:53A fee for waking up.
09:54A fee for eating.
09:55And a small fee
09:56for drinking.
09:56How about breathing?
09:58Good idea.
09:59Mark that down.
09:59Way ahead of you.
10:01And finally,
10:01the letter S
10:02has been officially
10:03removed from the alphabet.
10:04So you're gonna want
10:05to avoid words like sword.
10:07Severed leg.
10:08Severed head.
10:08Cy-clone.
10:10That's actually a C.
10:11Ah, ah, ah.
10:11Not loud.
10:12Quiet him.
10:13Not loud?
10:14Who's not loud?
10:15Do you two realize
10:17that there's an S
10:18in the name of your island?
10:20Islands, object.
10:21How dare you
10:22a such thing.
10:24Any other rules?
10:32Table boy,
10:33clean that up.
10:34Okay, while I'm doing this,
10:35you guys need to stay
10:36on top of this fireworm thing.
10:40It's starting to get
10:41pretty real.
10:48Uh, aren't you
10:49forgetting something?
10:51What?
10:52Oh, right.
10:53Sorry.
10:54That's better.
10:56Now, let's have a look
10:57at your work,
10:57table boy.
11:02Good.
11:03Nice attention to detail.
11:05Uh, we have a problem.
11:07What?
11:07What's the problem?
11:11Pathetic.
11:12Disgraceful.
11:13Unacceptable.
11:14What is it?
11:15This water is lukewarm.
11:16We pacifically asked
11:18for scalding,
11:19sorry, calding,
11:20if I'm not mistaken.
11:22Oh, you are not
11:23mistaken, brother.
11:24Fine.
11:25Scalding, calding,
11:26it is toothless,
11:27toothless,
11:28plasma,
11:29laugh.
11:38I'm keeping an eye
11:39on you,
11:40Mr. Night Fury.
11:41My good eye.
11:44Wait, are you
11:44telling me you have
11:45a bad eye?
11:46Wait, are you
11:46telling me you have
11:47a bad leg?
11:48Thought so.
11:49And the weirdness
11:51continues.
11:54That's a two-mackerel
11:56landing charge,
11:56little lady.
11:59Two more mackerel.
12:01Are you keeping track
12:02or should I?
12:02No, I got it.
12:03Look, I don't have
12:05any more mackerel,
12:06and if I did,
12:07I wouldn't give it to you
12:08for your dumb
12:08takeoff and landing charge.
12:11Excuse me?
12:12Are you calling
12:13the laws of this land
12:14dumb?
12:15You don't like dumb?
12:16How about
12:16dopey,
12:17brainless,
12:18dim-witted,
12:19moronic,
12:19shall I go on?
12:21Not loud!
12:22Coming in hot!
12:24Arginate arms!
12:25Not loud reporting!
12:26Take this mutineer
12:27to the new dungeon
12:28and her little dragon, too.
12:31Give her some time
12:31to think about
12:32her attitude.
12:33Dungeon?
12:34Are you serious?
12:35Do we look serious?
12:37Ugh!
12:41You know,
12:42that's a good question.
12:43Do we?
12:43I don't know.
12:44Here, give me
12:45your best serious face.
12:46Meh.
12:47Ugh, pretty serious.
12:48Okay, what about me?
12:50Oh, yeah.
12:50Okay, we look pretty serious.
12:54There once was
12:55an island named
12:56Thorstenton
12:56where everybody
12:57wanted to have fun,
12:58fun, fun.
12:59We sang and we danced
13:00and we all peed our pants
13:02when the ruler
13:03came up with a great pun.
13:05Pun, pun.
13:09The chicken is not
13:10amused.
13:11Now loud!
13:12Err, yeah, err!
13:13Right here!
13:14To the dungeon with him!
13:15No, no, the chicken is wrong!
13:16The chicken is wrong!
13:17How dare you?
13:18The chicken is never wrong.
13:20Shh, I'm sorry
13:21you had to hear that.
13:21That's it.
13:22Quiet.
13:23There we go.
13:32All right, giddy up!
13:34Get it back in line!
13:35Back in line!
13:37Snotlout, what are you doing?
13:38Never you mind, table boy!
13:40This is official
13:41Thorntenton Sunston business.
13:44Welcome to your new home,
13:46jailbirds.
13:52What are you in for?
13:54Funny.
13:55Exactly how long
13:56are you gonna let this go on?
13:57Have you seen
13:58all those fireworms?
13:59Yeah, Hiccup.
14:00The migration is picking up steam.
14:03Oh, she does not deal well
14:06with prison food.
14:08All right, all right.
14:09I'll talk to them.
14:10I'm sure I can get this
14:11all straightened out.
14:18So, you guys surveying the damage?
14:21No, we're looking for a place
14:22to build our summer palace.
14:24That might be a nice area
14:26once the fires burn
14:27the vegetation away.
14:28Any thoughts, table boy?
14:30Yeah, just one.
14:31Have you considered the fact
14:33that if you throw everyone in jail,
14:34there's no one left
14:35to actually build
14:36your summer palace?
14:39We're listening.
14:40And what about
14:40the fireworm migration?
14:43Don't you think it might be
14:44a good idea to have
14:44everyone working
14:45so that we can stop?
14:47Thorstenton from Burning Down?
14:49I see your point,
14:50but I also see something else.
14:53Oh, yeah!
14:54What? What's that?
14:55Toothless is flying
14:56as fast as Barf and Belch.
14:58And by Thorstenton law.
15:00That is illegal!
15:04So, whatcha in for?
15:06Astrid, please?
15:06What?
15:07Just trying to be funny.
15:10It's not loud?
15:13Hey!
15:16I was framed.
15:17All right, that's it.
15:19We're breaking out of here.
15:20Great!
15:21Then we go back to my plan.
15:23Guys, guys, we're fine.
15:25There's nothing to worry about.
15:27I mean,
15:27the twins can't be that oblivious.
15:35There's nothing to worry about it.
15:36Whoa, check it out!
15:39Fireworm!
15:40Burns with the heat
15:41of a thousand suns.
15:43Those little guys.
15:45Oh, look!
15:46It has a little buddy!
15:49Ow!
15:50Oh, whoa!
15:58As the ruler of Thorsenton, I'm ordering the ruler's sister to do something about this fireworm problem.
16:04What do you want me to do? I'm not the boss of them.
16:07Well, if we don't do something, they're going to burn Thorsenton to the ground.
16:11Just like Hiccup said.
16:15This is all your fault!
16:18That smoke's getting close. And where there's smoke...
16:21There's firearms.
16:24Alright, you know what? Experiment over.
16:26We are getting out there and stopping them before there's nothing left of this island.
16:30Finally!
16:31Toothless! Plasma blast!
16:34Hey, guys!
16:37Now's our chance! Hookfang destroyed!
16:40Oh, hey, rulers!
16:42How's stuff in the old kingdom?
16:44Having lots of fun with all the smoke and fire?
16:48Yes. No. Okay, fine.
16:50As it turns out, we can't save Thorsenton by ourselves.
16:53So we talked about it, and we hereby decree that you can all come and help us put out the
16:58fires.
16:59Ah, it's a shame, because from where I sit, you guys are on your own.
17:03I mean, rules are rules, right?
17:06You have to help us save our island! It's all we got!
17:09I don't know. Guys?
17:10I think you gotta stick to your guns. You make a rule, you follow it through. Otherwise, it's, you know...
17:17Anarchy. I'm with them.
17:18Come on, you guys. Please. Is there anything we can do? Name it. We'll do anything.
17:23Well, now that you mention it, I suppose we could consider one possibility.
17:31I'll make you assistant ruler. Ruler's best pal. Second string ruler.
17:35No, I have a better idea. Actually, we divide the island up amongst all of us. We all own it.
17:41There's no ruler. No sister of the ruler.
17:44We're all rulers.
17:46What? That's blasphemous!
17:47You can't do that to the ruler.
17:58Okay, you guys can have whatever you want. The island's all of ours. Just get these things out of here!
18:02Ow!
18:06Okay, fish legs. Gather up all the night terrors and take them to the cave.
18:10On it!
18:11Okay, guys. We need to redirect the fireworms around our island and on to the next one in the chain.
18:16You really think it's gonna make a dent? I mean, look at them all!
18:19Do you have a better idea? We don't really have a choice.
18:24Stormfly! Fire!
18:28Come on, Barf! Belch! Do it for Thorsenton!
18:35Call back! Maybe we can at least protect our base.
18:38Let's get started on building a firebrick.
18:47Just keep digging, guys. The fire can't get past it if there's only dirt.
19:01I can barely see, bud.
19:04If this gets much worse, we're gonna have to bail out.
19:10What do we do now? It's getting really dangerous.
19:13The cave! We'll go there and wait it out with the night terrors.
19:17Uh, Hiccup, you may want to come up with another plan.
19:19Why?
19:20I couldn't find the night terrors. I called them till my lips almost fell off. They're gone.
19:24I told you we should have bailed on this place.
19:26No, we're not bailing. This island is ours.
19:30Toph? It's all of ours. And no one burns our equally shared island to the ground but us.
19:36Oh, I may have to disagree with you there.
19:40Hiccup, is that...
19:42Fireworm Queen. If she's here, then the entire flock can't be far behind.
19:46Well, that settles it. Grab what you can. We're out of here.
19:49Uh, Hiccup, that's not the Fireworm Queen.
19:52The night terrors! They're protecting the island by forming a Fireworm Queen.
19:57There's not gonna be anything left to protect if all of those fireworms land here.
20:01Well, we just won't let them.
20:02Okay, I sent a plan.
20:04I'm gonna lead the night terrors out to sea. Hopefully the fireworms will follow.
20:08You guys stay behind and put out these fires.
20:13Come on, bud.
20:15All right, bud. We need to get the terrors' attention and turn them out to sea.
20:22All right, gang. Let's take a little trip, shall we?
20:30Toothless? Now!
20:42Yes! Nice job, bud.
20:51It's working!
20:57There we go, bud.
20:58That island's all rock. Perfect stopover for these guys.
21:02Going down, gang!
21:23Now that is something to write about.
21:26And Fishlakes thought the Book of Dragons was finished.
21:32Rough? Tough?
21:33You guys did the right thing.
21:34I just hope you learned something in all this.
21:37Yeah, we sure did.
21:38Leading blow.
21:40Oh, we don't have to do the S thing anymore.
21:42Leading blows.
21:44Seriously blows.
21:45You know what, though?
21:46At least we have our cool claim stone.
21:48To remember our glorious reign.
21:54No respect.
22:00No respect.
22:01No respect at all.
22:03It's everyone's island.
22:06It's our island.
22:07It's our island.
22:09It's our island.
22:12To be continued...
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