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Love I.s.l.a.n.d UK - Season 13 - Episode 06
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00:11My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
00:14Yes!
00:16We're back, but it's not business as usual!
00:19It's the same thing!
00:22I'll take you for a ride
00:23Who's looking for some fun?
00:26The villa has been overhauled from head to toes.
00:30Hands up for toe-sucking.
00:34It's going to be raunchy.
00:38It's going to be risky.
00:40I love that one too!
00:41And it's going to be downright rude.
00:49Add to that a blizzard doll.
00:51Snogging.
00:53Snacking.
00:54It's got a soggy bottom.
00:56Rapping.
00:57Here we go.
00:58I believe in cheese.
01:00Plus regular travel updates.
01:03Oh my God.
01:04Help, help!
01:05It can only mean one thing.
01:07It's the return of Love Island Unseen Man!
01:11We're actually talking about foreign literature.
01:13I believe we have a lot ofIKIPSC.
01:43in the universe and consulting scientific experts their conclusion the original big bang got one
01:50thing wrong daytime the love island gods have spoken and turned day into night
02:09day is the new night and black is well black is still the new black
02:14and in the biggest ever shake up to the format we had nighttime entrances
02:29how are we getting out of here how do you get out of here oh my gosh help me
02:42oh my god
02:47oh my god oh my god oh my god oh no i'm gonna be sorry no what the hell
03:00oh my god help help thank you thank you thank you
03:10oh my hey yes hi we said you're right did we get out oh sweet probably
03:22here's to you here's to me here's to me here's to us here's us here's the way
03:33but before they even set foot in the villa our brand new islanders got to introduce themselves
03:37to the world and those super sexy packagey things back in a tv studio in london
03:48hello hello anyone here oh no they've gone where have they gone get me miawa jamma
04:02hello it's me ian sterling
04:07ian with two eyes the funny scottish guy nah that's lewis capaldi
04:13i'm at the studio where is everyone
04:16oh it was all changed with the profiles too this series fancy
04:22what do you mean it's secret well we'll see about that i'll find you
04:35i'll take to the air where is there a plane
04:43do you see a plane
04:52can't even see the plane
04:58i'll take to the sea
05:04i'll take to the air again ah anyone know i have to steer these things
05:13weee do these things have a break oh my gosh
05:22and that's how free i want to be oh i think i found them
05:27and here are some of the bits of the profiles you didn't see before
05:34how we doing guys use lovely gorgeous perfect settings ready to get going oh my god it's
05:43sensational look at the view love come on
05:47i just love kissing people no like it's
06:07like i'm not actually here yet like i cannot process this
06:34i haven't had a mirror so i don't know what i bloody look like
06:44i'm not sure if you can
06:53but i don't know what i'm saying
07:03i think i don't know what i'm saying
07:07Is that it? I know it's to kiss a few frogs, isn't it?
07:10No! Well, that's my saying, I've changed it.
07:13I don't think there's anyone like me on planet Earth. Period.
07:16Like, I actually just don't.
07:18And if you know someone like me, please call the number here.
07:21But I don't think you do.
07:22I genuinely think, and I'm not even waffling,
07:26this is no chicken waffle, yeah?
07:28I genuinely think I could beat a shark in a fight.
07:33As in, if I'm in the sea and the shark's at me one-on-one,
07:38I'm coming out on top.
07:41Ask any of my friends, call them at home.
07:43I promise you, I've been saying this for years.
07:46All you've got to do is come and bang, it's gone.
07:49You didn't even see that coming.
07:58Having spent all their time brainstorming
08:00the reboot of The Islanders' Big Entrance,
08:02since the producers completely forgot about the coupling up.
08:05This time, there are no games.
08:08It's all down to you lot to sort it out amongst yourselves.
08:12Genius!
08:13Get The Islanders to figure it out
08:14so the rest of us can clock off and go to bed.
08:18So, yes, Love Island is doing things a little differently this year,
08:22but one thing that will never change
08:24are the get-to-know-you chats.
08:27They're as awkward as ever.
08:29Right.
08:30Do you need help?
08:31No.
08:32Yeah, I think...
08:35Elegant.
08:36Look at that.
08:37Profession-
08:37Whoa, shit.
08:38Yeah, you have to be careful.
08:40OK.
08:40Oh, my God.
08:42This is how you get the ick, though.
08:43What?
08:44On something like this.
08:44No.
08:46Do you want to get some water?
08:47Um, yes, please.
08:49I'll let you get some.
08:50Yes, please.
08:50Bear with.
08:51Bear with, bear with, bear with.
08:55Wait, what you eating?
08:57Ice lollies, bro.
08:59Help yourself.
09:00Oh, this is cool.
09:01Ha-ha.
09:03Wait, I wanted water, but fuck that.
09:06Do you do Brazilian jiu-jitsu?
09:08No.
09:08What is wrong?
09:09That is so...
09:10No, no, no.
09:24You do give.
09:25Yeah.
09:26Oh, you're not going to lie.
09:29Do you want ice lolly instead?
09:30No, thank you.
09:38What's the Scottish lingo, then?
09:39What's island?
09:40Is that just like...
09:41Yeah?
09:41Yeah.
09:42Aye?
09:42Aye.
09:43What else is there?
09:43I'm trying to think.
09:44What would you call that in the kitchen?
09:46Like, see that bit where the sink is?
09:49See there?
09:52What?
09:53Oh, what, the bit in the middle?
09:55It's an island?
09:56No.
09:57Like, just the full hink.
09:59What is that to you?
10:00Like, a countertop?
10:01It's a kitchen.
10:02I don't know, it's a...
10:04What would you call it, like?
10:06Oh, go put that on the counter.
10:09Counter, yeah, counter, yeah.
10:11That's a bunker.
10:12A bunker?
10:13Aye.
10:14Aye.
10:15Aye.
10:16Do you want a new cup?
10:18Yes, please.
10:18Yes, fine.
10:19Where are the cups?
10:25What do you need? Cups?
10:26Yeah.
10:27For what, water?
10:28Yeah.
10:30Oh, this is fresh?
10:33Is it?
10:33Wash it out.
10:34No, I'm rinsing it.
10:35They used to filter in the fridge.
10:37Angelista did eventually get her chat with Opie.
10:40About 30 seconds before the sun came up.
10:51As we saw on the main show, it wasn't long before Jasmine learned that Lorenzo really has
10:55a way with words.
10:57I feel like you're very promiscuous.
10:59You could be like...
10:59No, not in a bad...
11:02No, I mean, like, you are very sexy.
11:06You're very sexy.
11:07Promiscuous.
11:07No, maybe I used that word wrong.
11:08So far off of that, you have no idea.
11:11That's not promiscuous.
11:12Maybe I chose the wrong Nelly Furtado song.
11:15It should have been Maneater.
11:16Yeah.
11:17Yeah, not promiscuous.
11:20You'd think Lorenzo might watch his tongue after the first obnoxious outburst, but au contraire.
11:25Turns out, he was just getting started.
11:27He said a tart is a good thing, it's like a...
11:30Is it a fuck?
11:31No.
11:32I would say, Aidan's a top tart.
11:36Are we calling each other tarts?
11:38Yeah.
11:39Yeah?
11:41I don't know about that, bro.
11:43This is lost on me.
11:45All right, I'm just not going to speak for the next...
11:46Yeah, you know he said I look promiscuous.
11:49What does that mean?
11:50What do you mean, what does that mean?
11:52What does that mean?
11:52That mysterious.
11:53Yes, that's what I thought.
11:55Do you know what it means?
11:56It means you're like a hoe.
11:58No, it's not.
11:59Like you're like a hoe.
12:00Yes, that's what it means.
12:01I'm not sure that like a hoe is the exact Oxford English Dictionary definition of promiscuous,
12:06but close enough, Jasmine.
12:14In this next unseen clip, Ellie has something she wants to get off her chest.
12:19My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
12:22Which one's Phil and which one's Grant?
12:24I don't know, that's her.
12:25You don't know?
12:25That's her choice.
12:26Can I name her now then?
12:27Right.
12:28Can I have a look?
12:29Yes.
12:29So, I'm thinking...
12:34Wait, what did she call them?
12:35Phil and Grant, like the Mitchell brothers.
12:42I've never heard of them, Rich.
12:43The extenders?
12:45Oh, Phil and Grant.
12:46Okay, okay.
12:48I don't think you're going to beat it.
12:50We'll go Phil and Grant.
12:51I don't think you can beat it.
12:52It's an absolute belter.
12:54Now everyone just says it like that.
12:55Like, she doesn't actually say that though, like when you come downstairs.
12:59She put it on her Instagram story when I had, it was the one year.
13:03She went happy one year to Phil and Grant.
13:05What did she do?
13:05Hey, look.
13:06Magnificent.
13:20Ever wondered what it would be like if we had Alan Portridge on Love Island?
13:24Well, Lorenzo is giving us a pretty good idea in this unseen clip.
13:28Aha!
13:30Where are you from?
13:31Hartfordshire.
13:31You?
13:32Me!
13:34Where about this is that though?
13:36Is that up?
13:37Yeah.
13:37Okay, I'm down.
13:39It's not down.
13:40It's out.
13:40Round the M25.
13:42Yeah, about that I don't know.
13:43What's your junction?
13:49What junction are you?
13:51I've never heard that one.
13:5222.
13:53How do you not know you come off on the junction?
13:56I know the motorway.
13:56We're probably quite close junctions.
13:59Yeah, I think we are.
14:00Yeah, I feel like I'm seven and like you're, I'm like five and you're like seven.
14:04I don't know how they, how do they like work out where the junctions, the motorway don't end.
14:07I think so.
14:07Where does it start, where does it end?
14:09Because there isn't.
14:10If you've got London in the middle, right, Hartfordshire is north, east.
14:14This is where I get a little bit lost, so just slow.
14:17I just know London's in there and that's as good as it gets.
14:19What are you finding lost?
14:20I just said London's in the middle.
14:23Okay, carry on.
14:24Right, London's in there.
14:25This is the bit, this is London.
14:26We're getting jobs here.
14:26Where is it like, just north of London?
14:28North, northwest, northeast.
14:30Yes, Essex is literally.
14:32Ah, Essex is near.
14:33Okay, just simple, simple wording.
14:35So you've got north of London.
14:36You've got Hartfordshire, then you've got Essex.
14:38Yeah, and then you've got Kent, no?
14:40Yes.
14:41So you go round the M25.
14:42Now he's talking!
14:43Like a...
14:43You go wrap it around.
14:45Yeah, so you go round the M25.
14:47Ding.
14:47Are you actually understanding this or is it going...
14:50No, no, no, I know my maps.
14:51Okay.
14:52You're actually...
14:53I'm good with my maps, yeah.
14:54Do you drive to...?
14:54We're like that?
14:55Yeah.
14:55I drive in Scotland, Danfoy.
14:58All right.
14:59Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:00Eh?
15:00Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:02No.
15:03Is it?
15:03There's no way.
15:05Do you?
15:05What?
15:06Is it left-hand drive?
15:07Left-hand drive, like normal?
15:09No.
15:09Do you drive on the left?
15:10It's just the same as England.
15:11Same as England, right?
15:12Oh, my God.
15:13You never know, because it's a different fucking land.
15:15Do they have junctions, though?
15:18Aye.
15:19We do.
15:20Dragons.
15:20What junction are you?
15:22I don't know.
15:23Oh, okay.
15:23Does no-one know their junctions?
15:24No-one knows their junctions.
15:25I don't think it's a normal thing to ask, to be honest.
15:27Yeah, I've never been asked.
15:29I've never been asked, but it's a great junction.
15:30There's something different.
15:36Time for a quick dip into our Islanders pre-show interviews
15:39to ask Opie, what are you like?
15:42People always think I'm all right, I'm going to be uns, uns all the time,
15:45but I'm actually like...
15:46Ah, ran it out of time.
15:47We'll come back after to find out in his own words,
15:51what Opie like?
16:07Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits.
16:13We're here with the same old predictable cheesy unseen footage from the last week in the villa.
16:17Here we go.
16:18One, two, three.
16:20I believe in cheese.
16:22Can you stop, please?
16:24No, my G, because I'm repping about cheese.
16:29Anything you want from us girls?
16:30Go to the end pose, come back and then I'll go.
16:33If you say so.
16:37We'll give you the energy boost you need.
16:41We've got hard hitting clips.
16:43And again, and again, and full body flips.
16:48Fantastic.
16:50Just say it like it is.
16:51Like a duck on water.
16:53Duck to water.
16:54It's the same thing.
16:58This year's Islanders really are the goat.
17:04I'm not even trying that one.
17:06What the fuck is going on?
17:10Earlier, we rudely interrupted Opie while talking about his favorite subject, Opie.
17:15But what's Opie like?
17:19People always think I'm all real, I'm going to be uns uns all the time.
17:22But I'm actually like uns uns.
17:24You know what I mean?
17:25There's like, again, Opie's is different.
17:27Opie's is a, I'm like an onion.
17:29You see that whole thing with Shrek?
17:31I'm like an onion.
17:31Opie's is an onion.
17:33Caption that.
17:34Opie's onions.
17:35That can be Opie's onions.
17:38Not sure liking yourself to a vegetable that stinks and makes people cry is a great idea,
17:43Opie.
17:43But you do you.
17:50Islander Ellie is flying the flag for Scotland this year and
17:53she expected a language barrier at Mallorca airport, but not inside the villa.
17:58Is Shrek Scottish?
17:59Yeah.
18:00Is who Shrek?
18:01Yeah.
18:01Yeah.
18:02That's just a wild comment to just whack out with.
18:04That's a good point, actually.
18:05I didn't think of that.
18:06Are you calling her Shrek?
18:07You're in bed with Shrek.
18:09Well done, Opie.
18:11Fiona!
18:15Donkey.
18:16So what am I Shrek?
18:18Is that what, like, what?
18:19You can be Fiona and then he can be Lord Farquaar.
18:21Don't fuck off.
18:27Where is that ogre?
18:34That was a fab impression.
18:37Where is that ogre?
18:39Luckily, she didn't turn into an ogre.
18:44And so Ellie discovered that a snog from Aidan wasn't true.
18:47Love's first kiss.
18:55I took one look at the paint job around that fire pit and thought to myself, there's no way it
18:59could get any more blue.
19:04But it did get more blue for the first challenge of the series, phone roulette.
19:10One by one, our islanders had to pick a phone out at random.
19:13Hello, random.
19:15That phone then received a text containing a dare to be completed by the owner of the phone.
19:22Suck the toes of an islander of your choice.
19:29So let's do a call back and dial up the dares we didn't get to see.
19:39Oh, here we go.
19:41Okay.
19:42Oh, no.
19:44I'd suck all the toes again.
19:46Oh.
19:47Perform your favorite sex position with the islander you think would be best in bed.
19:53Oh, no, I'm scared.
20:00You've got to lie down though.
20:01And then put this leg over like this.
20:05Like this.
20:07I love that one too.
20:11Great position.
20:12Yeah, does anyone know the actual, like, name for that?
20:15It's called the Samaraj Special.
20:20Lorenzo.
20:23Say who you think is in the wrong couple and who they should be with instead.
20:27Oh.
20:30The couple that I can't see working, I'd probably say Sam and Robin.
20:34I don't think Sam's got to know Lola. I think Sam and Lola could be.
20:40Could be a little vibe going on, yeah.
20:42I think Robin should be with, I think she should be with George.
20:49Because she likes George.
20:56I like Robin, so.
21:01Ellie.
21:08Have a three-way kiss with two boys you fancy the most.
21:12Oh, that's a good one.
21:14You haven't got to pick me.
21:16Are you messing?
21:16This is your time to shine.
21:18Do you want to kiss?
21:19Do you want to kiss?
21:21Yeah.
21:22Right.
21:33Oh, look.
21:35You can just do it in.
21:36Oh, do it in here, look.
21:38Oh, I don't know how to do it.
21:39Oh, I don't know how to do it.
21:40Oh, okay.
21:42Go for the team!
21:43Tom!
21:44Oh, look at you!
21:47Oh!
21:47Oh, look at this!
21:49It's all in love, brother!
21:50It's all in love, man!
21:54It's all in love, man!
22:07I don't know if you think Lorenzo would have enjoyed that challenge, but apparently not.
22:11Do you like toe-sucking?
22:13No.
22:14No.
22:14No, not normally.
22:16Who does?
22:17Not normally.
22:17Hands up for toe-sucking.
22:21There's more than me thought.
22:22I love it being done to me.
22:24Really?
22:25Oh, that's so hot.
22:26The fuck?
22:27I've never really, like, let someone suck me toes.
22:30That's hot.
22:30I wouldn't now.
22:31I don't think it's very nice, babe.
22:33Wait, Jasmine, what do you like about it?
22:34What is it?
22:36Well, it's nice in, like, sexual situations.
22:38It's not nice as on a reg.
22:42Tuesday afternoon, where are those toes at?
22:45At the office getting their toes sucked.
22:47Well, Lorenzo would be a pro now, so.
22:49Well, not after that performance, though.
22:51I think I...
22:53You can teach me.
22:54Shall I?
22:54Yeah.
22:55Ooh.
22:56Maybe not.
22:57Is it just the toe-sucking, or does the tongue, like, run across the toes?
23:02Whatever you want.
23:03All of it.
23:04Right.
23:06But you're freaked out by feet.
23:07What'd you say?
23:08Are you freaked out by feet?
23:10Not freaked out by feet.
23:11I just don't think that...
23:13I just don't think much of feet.
23:15I like a nice foot, but I won't be like,
23:18oh, yeah, that's a good foot.
23:20Mmm.
23:21Like I said, I'm all about the arms.
23:23Have you ever said that?
23:25Like I say, it's like I'm toasting out.
23:27Yeah, skinny arms.
23:29Skinny arms?
23:30Yes, I told you that.
23:31Anyone else fancy skinny arms?
23:33I'd ask for a show of hands, but I'm afraid Lorenzo would suck those hands right up to the armpit.
23:44Everyone knows that a coffee is not just a simple morning brew in the villa,
23:47and that a latte is a Love Island love language.
23:51And Aidan is worried he may be expressoing himself a little too much.
23:55Where's the ice?
23:56Where's the ice?
23:57That's new.
24:00How many ice cubes do you want?
24:03One, two.
24:04Four.
24:05Four?
24:05Nah, that's not what it's at.
24:06It's going to fall out the cup.
24:08I know.
24:08Perth, please.
24:10So, making a coffee in the morning,
24:12basically, it instigates, you know, that things are quite serious, really.
24:16It means you have, you know, you might have genuine feelings towards somebody.
24:20Why is it there?
24:22What?
24:23Do you not fill it up?
24:24Well, do I see this up?
24:26Just try that, try that, and I'll see if I fill it up.
24:28Because I don't know if you need more milk in there or coffee.
24:36What's that?
24:37Is that a yay or a nay?
24:39No.
24:39Do you want more milk in it or what?
24:42No.
24:42That'd do, wouldn't it?
24:43I need caramel.
24:45Don't be fussy, eh?
24:46I'm not, I'm going to just be caramel, is it?
24:47Don't be fussy.
24:49I don't see it as a serious thing.
24:50Like, making someone a coffee in the morning,
24:52I think it's quite normal.
24:54Because I made her one this morning.
24:56If I make everyone a coffee tomorrow,
24:59it's kind of not seen as that serious.
25:01And then I can, like, kind of ease my way out of it.
25:04That's not going to happen, by the way.
25:05I'm not going to get up and make everyone a coffee.
25:07If you do end up making coffees, Eddie,
25:09I'll have a double shot, mocha, chocka,
25:11defrocka, frapper, nacka, De Niro.
25:19The title of this next unseen clip is on the tip of my tongue.
25:22Do you want to know a fun fact?
25:23Go on.
25:24If you look at anything,
25:26your tongue knows exactly what it would feel like to lick it.
25:37Look at the net, look at the pillow, it knows exactly what it would feel like.
25:44That's true of a stimulating for my brain.
25:45Isn't it?
25:46That's true of a stimulating for my brain.
25:47It's cool, though.
25:48Yeah, it actually is.
25:49To be fair, that's a fun fact.
25:51Never knew that.
25:52Right, any other fun facts?
25:53Do you have any for me?
25:54I've got a fun fact for you, Sean.
25:55It's time for a break.
25:57So we'll have to come back later and find out what's the fun fact!
26:16You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits.
26:19So let's get this party started.
26:22Do you want me to show you what I'm like, D?
26:24I'll give you a shot.
26:25Okay, ready?
26:40We've danced back through the last seven days
26:42of the amazing bits that didn't get picked.
26:45Have I got a bogey?
26:47Definitely in there.
26:48Wait, well, go blow your nose.
26:49No, can you pick it out?
26:50Can you fuck off?
26:52These new islanders are always ready for a close-up.
26:56Oh, you fucker.
26:58They certainly know how to strike a pose.
27:01What's that called?
27:04That's the downward dog.
27:05Look, you've dushed your head.
27:06Are you all right, babe?
27:09Where's the down?
27:10It's Love Island Unseen Bits.
27:16Before the break, Sean was about to impart another fun fact.
27:19Right, any other fun facts?
27:20Do you have any for me?
27:21So go on then, Sean.
27:24What's the fun fact?
27:25What about me?
27:28Right, a platypus.
27:30What the fuck's a platypus?
27:31Oh my god, a perioded platypus.
27:33Phineas and Ferb.
27:34Phineas and Ferb!
27:35Yeah, so you do know.
27:35Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:36So a platypus, does it sweat water, blood, or milk?
27:44Water?
27:44Milk.
27:45Milk?
27:46It sweats out milk, isn't it?
27:47How the fuck do you know that?
27:49I like platypus.
27:50No, I don't know.
27:51I can't remember.
27:51I think I heard it at a table quiz.
27:53That's to be fair though, you're not a teacher.
27:55I don't teach the kids that, totally.
27:57Today we're platypuses.
28:01The girls are wasting no time.
28:03It may only be week one, but they're already discussing their type on paper.
28:06But I read like chick flicks, you know, when they're like nothingy.
28:09They're not like, you're reading like, like psychological books.
28:12Like that's so different to me.
28:13I'm just like ch-ch-ch-ch.
28:14I'm a Colleen Hoover type of girl.
28:16Oh, I do like that.
28:16Not that I like.
28:17We're literally book club guys.
28:20Yeah, you're out at BBC Four.
28:22We could also do highbrow.
28:27I love Claire Douglas, does like murder misuse.
28:30What are they doing?
28:31Ooh!
28:32Podcast.
28:33I'm such a Bridget Jones girl.
28:35Nah.
28:35I don't know who Bridget Jones is.
28:37I'm a self-help kind of book.
28:38I find myself help because I'm like, I lowkey know half of this already.
28:41Yeah, but I'm like, yeah, this is kind of basic knowledge.
28:43Like you should know this shit.
28:44Like who doesn't know this hurrah and they're living their life not knowing this stuff?
28:47You just continue your book chats.
28:49I'm going to go.
28:49No, but we were saying like, hey everyone.
28:53Are you dipping your feet in?
28:55Yeah.
28:57What are you guys chatting about?
28:58They were talking about books and I'm not going to lie, don't read.
29:00Then you came over here, you're like, nah.
29:02I don't read at all.
29:03She's like, nah.
29:03Forget this shit.
29:04What's your favourite novel of the 20th century?
29:06We're talking about books as well.
29:08Ah, fuck off.
29:08We're actually talking about foreign literature.
29:10Yeah.
29:10The Swedish kind.
29:11These are techniques.
29:12Revolutionary.
29:13Yeah, the Swedish literature is really interesting.
29:15We're thinking about taking a trip to the library.
29:18Just to see the museums and the culture.
29:20Yeah.
29:20All the culture.
29:21So much culture to take in.
29:23I don't mind not reading.
29:25I read a book during the lockdown.
29:28What?
29:29I've came over here to avoid the book conversation and you're like, I need a book.
29:33I'm actually just going to go sign myself.
29:35Ellie is thinking that this is not the under the cover's actions she signed up for.
29:45Robin may be a proud scouser, but that doesn't mean she knows whereabouts in the UK
29:49Liverpool actually is.
29:51You're going to have to teach me some slanking now, serious.
29:53Because when we get out and I come down and we have to go out and we're going to have
29:56to go out and we're going to have to go out.
29:58Scotland's up to me.
29:59Is it?
30:06You come up then.
30:07You come on right down.
30:09You come up.
30:10Well, when I come down.
30:13Up.
30:16When I come off.
30:20You're fine.
30:21It's away.
30:22Sorry.
30:23Sorry, I don't like bugs.
30:24You don't like bugs?
30:25Then you shouldn't be watching this next unseen bit, Robin.
30:28It's...
30:30Islanders get scared by something!
30:34What?!
30:35Do you know what I like?
30:36I like, like, like, a...
30:38That bug is literally...
30:41No-one's, no-one's actually pulled me a butt.
30:45Can you do that?
30:47Oh, my God.
30:48Do you know what?
30:49They don't fuck around, do they?
30:50They'll just come right at you.
30:52It's so nice to have someone come in and just be, like, a man.
30:57A man?
30:59Woooah!
31:00Like, honestly, if I had chopsticks, if I chop...
31:02I'd have fucking called that.
31:03Like, I think we're just, like...
31:04Oh, my God.
31:05Sorry, that is a ginormous wasp.
31:07I think it's probably just attracting people who got perfume and stuff on.
31:09Fuck's sake.
31:11Ah!
31:11Oh!
31:13Oh!
31:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
31:15You're obsessed with me.
31:17I need her to take one for the team.
31:19Ah!
31:20Where is it?
31:21You're all right, you're all right.
31:22It landed on my face!
31:23I just saw that happen in 4K.
31:26What the hell?
31:27Oh, my God.
31:27That is a monster.
31:28Did you see it on my face?
31:29It literally landed on my face.
31:32You guys just slap me.
31:32I love you have...
31:33It hurts.
31:34I'm not doing a gift.
31:35That I should do?
31:36Yeah.
31:36Like, one day, I'll just come over and I'll give you, like...
31:38I bought you a gift.
31:40Just that...
31:41Get it off me.
31:42Ah!
31:45Why did...
31:46Why...
31:47Why didn't you get it off me?
31:48I just want to see what he's going to do.
31:49He's coming back for revenge.
31:50I think that is the...
31:51That is the same one!
31:54I was quite calm.
31:55Like, whatever happened, happened.
31:58But now I'm, like, ready to...
32:01What is that?
32:02Whoa!
32:03It just fell.
32:05Whoa, wait, take a picture of it.
32:06What is that?
32:07It's a beetle.
32:07Oh, it's islanders.
32:09Take a pic with something.
32:12I'll take a pic of you taking a pic of him.
32:15Come on.
32:15And then I'm going to take a pic of you taking a pic of me taking a pic.
32:26Pick it up.
32:27We'll find it.
32:28That's massive.
32:28Don't pick that up.
32:29You just told me to pick it up.
32:31Yeah, I'll try my mind.
32:33Oh!
32:34Beetle catching.
32:35Oh, my God.
32:36We don't know if it's poisonous.
32:37Ah!
32:38Ah!
32:38I'm going to do it.
32:41I don't know that shit.
32:42If you don't like it, Opie, then don't do a photo shoot with a dung beetle.
32:52It's the first week and already the terrace has seen some serious lip action.
32:56And I'll do it.
32:57Oh, boy.
32:58Oh, boy.
33:07Ready.
33:14Hold on.
33:16Hold on.
33:22Hey.
33:22Hold on.
33:27But what I'd like to know is what sweet nothings were uttered to set the romantic tone.
33:35Wait, hold up. I'm going to pee quickly.
33:37Shut up.
33:38I swear to God I need to pee.
33:39Fuck off.
33:40You can just take in stuff.
33:42Are you happy? You're leaving me already.
33:45He's literally leaving me already.
33:47He's like, I need a way.
33:49Oh, yes, sir.
33:50How romantic.
34:12Oh, the romance.
34:20I was quite flattered to hear that Lorenzo was talking to Ellie about one of the funniest people to come
34:25out of Scotland.
34:26Which one of you has taken a shit?
34:30That's fucking funny.
34:31Fucking disgusting.
34:33She's great, that woman.
34:34She put Scotland on the map.
34:35Yeah, what an icon.
34:38Do you know her?
34:39No.
34:40Do I know her?
34:41Do you know the woman that asks if her kids have got her second as shit?
34:45No, I don't know her.
34:46Wish I did, though.
34:47I'm going to sing Shall Lied by Shall Lied.
35:00No, I need to see it, like, front on.
35:03Are you must...
35:04Right, right.
35:05Right, hold on.
35:06So, what character do you want first?
35:09The wee lassie.
35:10There's two?
35:11No, the one that's sitting did nothing.
35:14Right, are you ready?
35:14I'm going to sing
35:23I'm going to sing
35:24Right ready
35:25Right okay
35:27I'm going to sing
35:33This is like year 11 drama
35:37Oh no you saw this one
35:39Right go go go
35:41Which one of the others has done that shit?
35:46And then you have to say it wasn't me
35:47It wasn't me
35:48Well that's fucking one of yours
35:51Disgustan
35:54Sorry
35:56Oh good brother
35:59Do you make her laugh?
36:01No
36:02I don't
36:03Ready go
36:07Do you know what I mean?
36:08I think it's a bit over the top now
36:11I feel like I'm so funny
36:13Yeah Yasmin that's so funny if you ask me
36:15It's disgusting
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37:56Everyone say cheese
37:58Or better still everyone say Love Island Unseen Bits
38:07We're here to throw back to things you wish you had seen
38:14Like that big ledge behind you, Yaz
38:19It's a programme that's easy to dip into
38:30It's a show that proves that when life sends you lemons, you can make lemonade
38:35Fuck off
38:36At last, a talent that Opie hasn't mastered
38:40It's Love Island Unseen Bits
38:46I heard two of the girls walking past my voiceover booth yesterday saying that Aidan, what a melt
38:50I think it might have been something to do with this unseen bite
38:54That looks good
38:55That looks good
38:56Don't it, doesn't it?
38:57It smells good too, doesn't it?
38:58Is this mine, but it's yours?
38:59You're right
39:00You're right
39:22You're right
39:23Soggy
39:24Bring it back here then
39:26Sorry Aidan, it looks like your reputation as a chef is toast
39:30I want to give the guys a chef
39:33I want to give the guys a chef
39:34Oh my god
39:36That is the best thing I've ever tasted
39:41Mmm
39:43That's so good
39:44That's given me goosebumps
39:44I've got full on shivers
39:48Do you want to have light?
39:49I would
39:50She would?
39:51Yes, she would
39:52How fucking good is that?
39:54How fucking good is that?
39:55How good is this?
39:56How good is this?
39:58That's my favourite thing in the world
40:07Incredible from him
40:11He's an amazing mum
40:13Well, this is A Love Island First
40:14A girl that likes a cheesy fella who strings her along
40:2424 hours after they entered the villa
40:26The truth came out about George and Yasmin's secret mission from Maya
40:31Islanders, Yasmin and George entered the villa yesterday
40:33They have been keeping a secret
40:36No, I don't think it's funny, you know
40:38Well, that's what you were wrong, Yasmin
40:40It was funny
40:42First, everyone pulled a funny face
40:44And then there was this priceless bit of comedy timing as Samraj and Ellie were sent packing
40:52Ellie and Samraj, it's not over yet
40:55A second chance is coming
40:56Is this a joke?
40:58It is a joke, Samraj
41:00I told you this was funny
41:02The games have begun
41:04I'm ready
41:05Also ready were two brand new bombshells
41:08So Ellie and Samraj went from dumped to double dates
41:13And here are some delicious unseen bits that you didn't get to see
41:18Nice
41:18Lovely, innit?
41:19Sorry, what was your name?
41:20Cavan
41:21Cavan, yeah, the K, it's different, innit?
41:23Oh, Cavan
41:24Cavan, yeah
41:24That sounds horrible saying that
41:26Where are you from?
41:27You got me with an accent?
41:28Have a guess
41:30Welsh
41:31No
41:31No?
41:32Scottish?
41:32Yeah
41:33Fifty, fifty, wasn't it?
41:34Fifty, fifty
41:35I was going to say close enough, but it's miles up
41:37Do you have this before?
41:38I'm a model, darling
41:39I'm used to the cameras
41:39Make sure you get my good side, OK?
41:43Cheers
41:43To us
41:44Cheers
41:45Indeed
41:46Sorry
41:47I just pulled away
41:50Yeah, I need to put this down
41:51I actually can't see that fucking thing
41:53I should have got that bow toes down
41:54Because I'm splitting that now, innit?
41:56It's OK, there's a fly
41:57Yeah, I was going to say
41:58You don't want that anything
41:59Yeah, do a little cheer
42:00Let's do this
42:01What's going to happen?
42:02Come on, let's get off
42:03Oh
42:04It's fine
42:08Yeah
42:09It's
42:10Shared my head
42:16It's back
42:17It's time for
42:19Meet up
42:20I asked our anderen to show me their party tricks
42:26Party tricks?
42:27I don't know.
42:30I could do the moonwalk.
42:34Mate, that was shit to be fair.
42:37I have the world's crappiest party tricks,
42:40which I'm going to show you guys
42:41because the world needs to see it.
42:51Ta-da!
42:58I think I've got one.
43:01Two legs up and a little like this.
43:04Make it rain.
43:05So this one bed's a lot worse than this one,
43:08but this one's pure ringing.
43:14Tense my abs.
43:15I think having abs is the party trick, so...
43:20Eh.
43:24Eh?
43:26Maybe?
43:27I don't know.
43:32Oops.
43:33It goes like this.
43:39Goin, goin, goin, goin, goin, goin, goin.
43:43Oh, my goodness!
43:45Goin, goin, goin, goin, goin.
43:50I've got really bendy, wendy hands, so I can do this weird thing.
43:54I can do the magic mic one, where I jump in the air and I grind on the floor.
44:00Ooh!
44:01Oh, no!
44:03I think we're okay.
44:07Sorry.
44:08Is it all right?
44:10Is that one all right?
44:11Should I do it again?
44:12Maybe not.
44:15Come back next week for some more...
44:18Beach up in the air and down!
44:24Unseen Bits is contractually obliged to include a certain amount of farts in each episode,
44:29but we are almost at the end and we have not reached our quota.
44:32We're going to get reported to WAFT.com.
44:34Let's have one last look.
44:36I am terrified to see the Unseen Bits because I am just exactly how I am at home.
44:40I will be farting on Unseen Bits.
44:41Me, you!
44:44It's that time again.
44:46If I don't do it, it's random.
44:48100% they're going to use that shit.
44:49Yeah, 100%.
44:50Of course we are ingesting time.
44:53It was a princess pop.
44:54It wasn't anything else.
44:55It was a fart.
44:57We'll take a princess pop, Yasmin, thanks.
45:00See you next time.
45:01Bye!
45:20Bye!
45:36Bye!
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