- 18 hours ago
First broadcast 25th April 1987.
Who is behind a series of arms raids at military establishments?
Linzi Drew - Stripper
Leslie Ash - Fred
Don Warrington - Nigel
Jill Gascoine - Maggie
Tony Selby - Jethro Blackstock
Harold Gasnier - Businessman
Jan Ravens - Sal
Tracy-Louise Ward - Tessa
Freddie Earlle - Landlord
Andrea Allan - Barmaid (as Ellie Reece Knight)
Billy Hartman - Cpl. Armitage
Michael Carter - C.O.
Sion Tudor Owen - Jones
Graham Weston - Marek
John Bowe - Sgt. Terry Smith
Ray Jewers - Derek
Luke Branagan - Pub Customer
Who is behind a series of arms raids at military establishments?
Linzi Drew - Stripper
Leslie Ash - Fred
Don Warrington - Nigel
Jill Gascoine - Maggie
Tony Selby - Jethro Blackstock
Harold Gasnier - Businessman
Jan Ravens - Sal
Tracy-Louise Ward - Tessa
Freddie Earlle - Landlord
Andrea Allan - Barmaid (as Ellie Reece Knight)
Billy Hartman - Cpl. Armitage
Michael Carter - C.O.
Sion Tudor Owen - Jones
Graham Weston - Marek
John Bowe - Sgt. Terry Smith
Ray Jewers - Derek
Luke Branagan - Pub Customer
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02:29Just a thing for Mal the Mayor.
02:32I'm perfectly well.
02:33I don't know.
02:34You look a bit white around the girls to me.
02:3715 with a kick.
02:39Thanks.
02:46She's a pretty girl, Nigel.
02:48Even pretty if they had all that muck on her face.
02:50That's the way they like them.
02:51Tired up to the ninth.
02:5326 and murdered in an Arab flop house for a few quid.
02:57It's a pastry.
02:58You left out the sketches of her own personal alms bazaar.
03:02Yeah.
03:03I was coming to that.
03:09Jethro Blackstock's pad.
03:11Nicely accessible from the sea.
03:14Damn nigh impregnable by land.
03:16All that from booking strippers into the night spots in the Middle East.
03:20And other enterprises.
03:22Shall I take her in?
03:24Slow to five knots as we round the point.
03:26You're not putting her in charge, are you?
03:29She'd sink a rowboat on a certain time.
03:31Do you want to go?
03:33No, we ain't got no breaks.
03:37Three arms robberies from barracks in this area.
03:41And a company stripper flocking them in the Casbah.
03:43It's the first break we've had.
03:45This Jethro Blackstock, he ran his talent agency from here?
03:48He's got girls in cabaret up and down the south coast as well as abroad.
03:52What else is he into?
03:53A casino and a nightclub in the town.
03:55He's a racing man, has a few expensive nags.
03:58His own boat.
04:00That's his.
04:02The biggie.
04:07We're in luck.
04:09Jethro's entertaining.
04:11That's him, boring the bubbly.
04:15Yuck.
04:18That's a grower, if ever I saw one.
04:22And we gotta chum up with that.
04:28Ah, there you are, Sal.
04:31I thought you'd gone down the plug hole.
04:34Gorgeous, isn't she, Sal?
04:35Queen of the pack, you know.
04:44Gonna give us a turn, Sal?
04:46Oh, I haven't brought my music.
04:47It's a bit quick.
04:48You, Hammett.
04:48I'll follow you.
04:49I haven't heard from our little friend in the desert.
04:53You might be right.
04:55Do it now, as my old dad used to say.
05:00Right, you're on.
05:03Sal?
05:05I want you to bring that business forward to tomorrow.
05:08Full moon, is it?
05:09Let's just say the time is right.
05:12Terry's gonna be in a right twitch.
05:14Why?
05:15Well, he's not exactly the bravest of the brave, is he?
05:17With a wife and four kids, he hasn't got much room to manoeuvre.
05:20I'm supposed to be taking him away from all that.
05:25Blackstock doesn't know about the girl's death.
05:27And he doesn't know that we're interested in him.
05:29Have a nice weekend, girls.
05:31The sick bags are under the seat, and there's a force 10 coming.
05:35Cast off.
05:36Cast off.
05:51Grown's moving.
05:53I don't see why you two get the grand, and I get the soldier's return.
05:57Oh, you'll make a marvellous bar tart.
06:11Let's look at it this way.
06:12It's a three-pronged attack, and you've got the short form.
06:15That pipe is a hangout for the soldiers from Chalford Barracks.
06:18One of Blackstock's strippers is working there.
06:20Chat off the squaddies.
06:21You never know.
06:22You might get a pull or two.
06:23I won't mind.
06:25Well, you go, then.
06:26And I'll get the suite at the grand.
06:28Look, I don't want to get into any kind of class warfare,
06:31but let's face it, I could never pass you off as my niece.
06:34Whereas the Bermondsey bomber back there, there's no problem.
06:38Oh, well, class, we're out.
06:39But Chalford Barracks is on the suss list for the missing weapons.
06:43So just grit your teeth and repeat after me.
06:46What's yours, dearie?
07:14Look, look at this one.
07:23Definitely the short prom.
07:31It's just up here.
07:34A bit of a pocky room, love,
07:36but the watch is just down the hall.
07:39And the water's a bit dodgy.
07:41It's the pipes.
07:42They're all furred up.
07:46But if you need a bath, you can always use mine.
07:48It's just one below.
07:50I'm a whip off.
07:52It's just one more light.
07:53I'll just catch my breath.
07:55They didn't say how long you were going to be.
07:57Oh, a few days.
07:59Oh, good, good.
08:02That'll be nice.
08:05Have you done any of our work before?
08:06No, I'm afraid not.
08:08Not to worry.
08:08I'll show you the ropes.
08:09It gets a bit busy in here.
08:11You know, mainly army ropes.
08:12Get a bit boisterous.
08:13But there's no harm in them.
08:17This bloke that phoned the inspector.
08:20He, um, says you're not local.
08:22That's right.
08:23London, eh?
08:24Yard.
08:25What else did he say?
08:28Oh, point taken, yes.
08:29He told me not to ask any questions.
08:31Good.
08:31Listen, I'm very happy to cooperate with the law.
08:34I'm glad to hear it.
08:36What could do with public-spirited citizens like you?
08:51Sit.
08:52Not bad, eh?
09:01Apparently, hotel residents can be unremembered of Jethro's Club.
09:04Oh, great.
09:06We can have a flutter on the expenses.
09:09Hmm.
09:10Accounts are going to go spare as it is.
09:13Ta-da!
09:15You look great.
09:17How about me?
09:19Dressed to kill.
09:20Oh, Tess could be his nail.
09:22How much do you like to meet her?
09:2498.
09:25And vodka tonic?
09:26One or two, darling.
09:27Two, 83, 381, 495, 67, 499.
09:34And another vodka tonic, ice, no lemon, guardian cook, and a pint of lager with a dish of wine.
09:40And a pint of bitter and two packets of pork scratchings.
09:43And a pint of bitter and two packets of pork scratchings, darling.
09:46What was the first one?
09:48What kind, Tony?
09:49Okay.
09:49Ice, no lemon.
09:52Yes.
10:06No, no, Charles, we can do better than that.
10:13We can't go hiding lights like you under bushels, can we, ladies?
10:16Follow me.
10:18This way.
10:21How's this?
10:22It's very nice, thank you.
10:24Jethro.
10:25Jethro Blackstock.
10:27Hi.
10:27Your first time here?
10:29Yes.
10:29Welcome to the club.
10:31Are you dining?
10:32We've eaten, I'm afraid, just a drink.
10:34Of course.
10:35What'll it be?
10:36The first one's on me.
10:37Glass of white wine?
10:38We can do better than that, too.
10:40How about tequila sunrise?
10:41You can twist my arm?
10:43It'd be a pleasure.
10:45And you the same?
10:46Oh, well, I don't know.
10:49Come on, Auntie Maggie, you only live once.
10:51She's right, Auntie Maggie.
10:54Yes, all right, thanks.
10:55Two tequila sunrises for Maggie and...
10:58Fred.
10:59Very butch.
11:02Just for a smile.
11:05Auntie.
11:06What's the one?
11:09Sit down.
11:10Come on, Ben.
11:12Those two little darlings over there,
11:14the brunette and the blonde kid.
11:16Got their cars?
11:17Yeah.
11:22Mmm.
11:23London birds, eh?
11:25Down from the smoke.
11:26Very handy.
11:27I could do that little blonder turn.
11:29Yeah.
11:30Very tasty.
11:34Hey, hey, here's the force's favourite.
11:37Oh, no, the force marches again, sir.
11:41Here she is.
11:42Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
11:45Gorgeous sound.
11:46We thought you were going to miss your turn?
11:48Do I ever let you down?
11:50Well, I'm down.
11:50You mean you're going to get them off.
11:54Leave it out.
11:54Get the drinks, Incorporate.
11:55Yes, sir.
11:56What you want to.
11:57A point of a bit of a bloody merry little lady.
12:01So, you're a dancer.
12:04Classical?
12:05Well, I'm not exactly professional as such.
12:07Try black.
12:09Take the notice of her.
12:10She's very good.
12:12Disco, mainly.
12:13But then that's what they want these days, isn't it?
12:15Odds or evens?
12:16Well, I always go for the odd ones.
12:19I can imagine.
12:20What about you, Max?
12:21You in show business?
12:22Used to double.
12:24Singing.
12:25Nothing's bouncing.
12:26Talented family.
12:27Looks like it's going to be my lucky night.
12:42I told you we were busy.
12:45How am I doing?
12:46Very natural.
12:47Got a great future in this business.
12:52Compliments of the landlord.
12:53But will I get a move on?
12:55Something like that.
12:57The natives are restless.
13:01Modern lectures.
13:03You're going to miss you, son.
13:05So am I.
13:14No mind, Terry.
13:16Next leave, you'll be with me and the son.
13:19Roll on Christmas.
13:24Cheers, George.
13:25Now, give them all a drink.
13:28There we are, Maggie.
13:29Now then, what about this song?
13:31What's it going to be?
13:32Blue Moon, Smoke Gets In Your Eyes, My Old Man's A Dustman, He Wears A You Know What.
13:36I did it my way.
13:37I am what I am.
13:38I told you, I retired hurt years ago.
13:40Oh, come on, Auntie Maggie.
13:42I've heard you sing in the public bar in the Eagle in Dalston.
13:45Oh, there's class for you.
13:46Practically the West End.
13:48You never know.
13:48He might sign you up for a world tour.
13:50Certainty.
13:51I'll get you home.
13:53Anyone who chats cellar, Sergeant Smith would have his guts for garters.
13:57Right, Cork?
13:59Right.
13:59You can look, but you mustn't touch.
14:01The Sarge can be a real demon when he's roused.
14:05Here she is.
14:06Here she is.
14:26It is only a paper moon
14:29Shining over a cardboard seal
14:32But it wouldn't be make-believe
14:36If you believed in me
14:39It is only a cardboard sky
14:52Without your love
14:55It's a melody played in a penny arcade
14:59It's a bottom and bailey world
15:03Just as phony as it can be
15:17Without your love
15:20Without your love
15:21Without your love
15:21It's a honky-tonk parade
15:23Without your love
15:27It's a melody played in a penny arcade
15:30It's a bottom and bailey world
15:34Just as phony as it can be
16:07But it wouldn't be make-believe
16:14Well done
16:15Thank you
16:17Didn't know you could sing, Maggie
16:21Jerry
16:24Or what to buy for supper
16:25You kipping here?
16:27In the attic
16:27Yeah, I heard you're moving in
16:29Sid the slime tried to chat you up, did he?
16:32Yeah
16:32Yeah, he tries that with everyone
16:34Tried it with me till Terry murmured something about kneecapping
16:37Terry
16:39Sergeant Smith
16:39One of the lads
16:41Oh, yes, the dishy one
16:43Dishy?
16:44I've got competition
16:46No, it's the last thing I need
16:48Yeah, that's what they all say
16:49Next thing, it's dear Sal
16:51This is the hardest letter I've ever had to write
16:54See ya
16:57Banquet
16:57Oh, no, that one
16:59No, but isn't it dangerous?
17:01Isn't what dangerous?
17:02Well, all these girls roaming about that part of the world and they're taught
17:06Why, slavery, you mean?
17:08You've been watching too many old movies
17:09No, I mean the sort of places where the Saturday night sport is shooting up the town
17:13Beirut
17:13I mean, I read the papers, you know
17:15Yeah, well, Beirut's a bit trick
17:17But Bahrain, Kuwait, Riyadh, smash it
17:20Lots of sun, pots of money
17:22Think about it
17:23Well, you reckon I could do it?
17:24Oh, they'd love you
17:25A few months out there, you've come home with enough bread for a new flat, new merc
17:30Your worries will be over
17:32Well, the money's that good?
17:34Unbelievable
17:35Say the word and you're in
17:36Yeah, you'd better put these on
17:38You're the lucky one tonight
17:43Seven
17:46Sal, wait
17:51I've got a headache
17:53Oh, come on, don't be like that
17:55And let us in
17:56I've told you, I don't like drunks
17:58Well, I'm not drunk
18:00Look
18:03Boozers shoot their mouths off
18:05Oh, I'm not going to tell anyone
18:07I might get myself 30 years
18:08You're already telling half the bloody place
18:10Don't like to be slapped
18:13Oh, come on in, man
18:20So what are you doing these days?
18:21Local government
18:23Oh, I can't see you behind a desk
18:25Well, that's where I'm to be found
18:26Nine to five, Monday to Friday
18:29It's me fine
18:30Do you ever miss the old days?
18:32The force gave me an ulcer and took away a wife and family
18:36I miss it like I miss leprosy
18:39Do you ever see June?
18:41In hell one day, I hope
18:42Oh, like that, is it?
18:44She cleared off to Australia
18:45Took the kids without even letting me say goodbye
18:49I heard she married a Bondi beach bum
18:51Who turned out to be a raging poof
18:54I do get good news sometimes
18:59Well, it's been nice, Derek
19:11Have lunch tomorrow
19:13I can't
19:14You said you were on holiday
19:16You can do anything on holiday
19:20All right
19:32Who is it?
19:33I thought you might like some cocoa
19:36Very kind
19:37No thanks
19:38I said no thanks
19:47I just made it, it's nice and hot
19:52All right
19:53Thanks
19:53Just put it down there
20:03Is everything okay?
20:05Everything is fine
20:06I'm just tired
20:07And want to get some sleep
20:08See if there's anything you want
20:10Anything at all
20:11I won't hesitate to ask
20:12Good night
20:13I don't take it, all right
20:15I don't take it
20:17Get off me
20:18Get off me, you bastard
20:19What's going on?
20:21It's all right
20:21It's only Sal
20:22Is she all right?
20:24Is she all right?
20:26It's him you want to worry about
20:27She gets down to Carl to us
20:30I'm telling you
20:32Go on
20:33Go back to your marvellous Karen
20:35And let her listen to your whinging
20:42Sal
20:43I'm sorry
20:45Sal
20:46Let me in
20:50What are you staring at?
20:53I didn't mean it, Sal
20:55Let me in
20:57Please
20:58I'll do anything you say
21:01But God almighty
21:02Don't leave me out here
21:03You promise
21:04I promise
21:06Anything
21:10I'm tired of playing games, Tal
21:13I'm sick of it
21:22Good night
21:24Sleep well
21:29So what else about Derek
21:30Apart from the fact you knew him on the forks
21:33That's all there is to know
21:35What did you tell him about you and me?
21:37Just that we were on holiday
21:40Did he believe you?
21:41No
21:43Jethro knows he was a copper
21:46Oh?
21:47Yeah
21:47Did I hear lunch tomorrow?
21:49That's right
21:51Cozy
21:51Look, we had a very minor thing going years ago
21:54Just for a couple of months, okay?
21:56Nothing to steam up the windows
21:57And you're going to tell him why we're here?
22:00Only if I have to
22:03I've got lunch tomorrow
22:05Jethro's boat
22:06Eight bells
22:08Well then, you'd better get some sleep
22:11What else is there to do in this place?
22:13There's an adult movie on the house channel
22:15I don't want you red-eyed in the morning
22:17Oh yeah, what's it called?
22:19I'm telling you to go to bed
22:20I said, all right, auntie
22:21You can come and tuck me up
22:24I'll stitch you up after what you did to me tonight
22:26Go on, hop it
22:28Only a paper
22:31Wrap up on the cupboard
22:34Hello?
22:38Maggie, Fred, come in
22:42Tess?
22:42Maggie
22:42How's the room service?
22:44Well, the dame perignon
22:46Is a little chilled for my taste
22:47What's doing?
22:49Sergeant Terry Smith
22:51Chalford Barracks
22:52Been getting the run-around from the stripper here
22:54Well, go to yourself
22:55Right
22:56Fred spent some time with Blackstock
22:59Sal is one of his best girls
23:01So what kind of run-around is she giving Sergeant Smith?
23:04Usual
23:04Do what I tell you all
23:05Bye-bye
23:07What's she tell him to do?
23:08I don't know
23:09But it's nothing to do with romance
23:10That's for sure
23:11I'll get Nigel to check him out
23:13Okay
23:13Hey, what's this with Fred and Blackstock?
23:16He wants me to turn professional
23:18Reckons I could do well in Vegas
23:20With your figure
23:21They need to hand out 3D glasses
23:23Stick to the diet, that's so
23:25Oh, waiter, yes
23:26Could you please just put the caviar down over there?
23:30Over and out
23:53Where's Sal?
23:54Good morning
23:54How do you sleep?
23:55Where's Sal?
23:56Oh, she checked out
23:57For good?
23:58Yeah
23:58Do you know where?
23:59She didn't say very much
24:00Hey, what's the rush?
24:03Oh, she showed me money
24:04You lent her money
24:23Tess, come in, Tess
24:29Get off, Steph
24:31She's just hit your phone on the hour
24:32She's ten minutes late
24:34It's not like her
24:35Tess?
24:55Come in, Tess
24:55Come in, Tess
25:00Can you hear me?
25:02Tess
25:06Come in, Tess
25:07Come in, Tess
25:09Come in, Tess
25:15We can't move from here
25:16Until we hear from her
25:18Yes, we can
25:19What do you mean?
25:23Take the radios
25:38You're out of your tree
25:39Five miles on the bike
25:41And then a jacuzzi
25:43You're not getting me in one of those
26:01Makes you feel so good
26:04It's like being inside a washing machine
26:07Don't you feel those pores opening?
26:13Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
26:15Oh, my God.
26:47Here you are.
26:48Duck pass, paperwork, piece of cake.
26:51This part may be.
26:52Got to get the stuff out first.
26:54It's worked before.
26:55They're not dumb, you know.
26:57It's not all spit and polish.
26:59Oh, get off.
27:00Tell them I was front.
27:01They'd march off a cliff for you.
27:03Yeah.
27:04I'm marching off a bloody cliff for you.
27:06Hope it's worth it.
27:08Look.
27:10Jethro's invited some friends around the house tonight.
27:13We're included.
27:14I should hope so.
27:15And the readies?
27:16He's never let us down before, has he?
27:19No.
27:23Let's go.
27:27Tess has made contact.
27:28Sarge has gone back to camp.
27:30He's on for tonight.
27:30Oh, I'll have to get out of this damn lunchtime.
27:32I don't know what I was thinking about.
27:34No need.
27:35Nigel's handling the army,
27:36and I'll be swanning around with Jethro.
27:37I only said yes to keep up the holiday cover.
27:39Yes, I'm sure you did.
27:40Have you taken the mickey?
27:42Would I do that?
27:43Yes.
27:46Obviously, you can't order anyone to turn a blind eye,
27:49but it would be most inconvenient if Smith were apprehended.
27:52I must say I'm absolutely astonished.
27:55The first-class soldier.
27:57Sheets squeaky clean, not a stain on his carrot.
28:00Sounds like an advisement for washing powder.
28:03Evidently, gorgeous Sal put him through the wringer.
28:05Well, haven't we all been through it at one time or another?
28:09Actually, no.
28:10I don't think I have.
28:12What a lucky man you are, Colonel.
28:14A man risks spending the rest of his life in prison.
28:17For a woman?
28:18Sex or money.
28:19The only motivating forces.
28:21So Simonon said.
28:23And money, I can understand.
28:25Can I take it that you will help us then?
28:32There you are.
28:34Mind your step.
28:35Whoop.
28:37Maintenance.
28:38Worse than alimony.
28:39You have to keep paying it.
28:41Still, it's my only vice.
28:42Only vice?
28:43That and the GGs.
28:51You don't get these with six gallons of super.
28:55Welcome aboard.
29:02There we are.
29:04I hope you have a pleasant trip.
29:06Oh, thanks.
29:08Thanks very much.
29:12Where's your niece?
29:14She's having lunch with a killer whale.
29:18Where?
29:18I have no idea.
29:21She's a big girl, Derek.
29:22She can take care of herself.
29:23A number of times I've heard people say that.
29:25Black stock runs girls to the Middle East.
29:28Anywhere he can venture to a price.
29:30Come on, Derek.
29:31It's very tacky, isn't it?
29:33You did your statement twice.
29:34You know the score.
29:35You think they're heading for Hollywood, end up trapping some desert flea pit.
29:39All right, I'll keep an eye on it.
29:45You never said if you were, uh, you know, involved.
29:52I'm not seeing anyone at the moment.
29:55I've often thought about you, Mary.
29:57Yes, I thought about you too.
29:59You're only saying that to make me feel good.
30:01No, I'm not.
30:03But I've changed quite a bit before.
30:06I always got the feeling you thought I was, uh, well, not the most decisive bloke in the world.
30:13You were fine.
30:14I mean, a man finds his wife is having an affair because he's never home.
30:19He lets her go with the children.
30:21Never lifts a finger to stop her.
30:23Not exactly Clint Eastwood, right?
30:26If I want to see Macho, I'd go to the movies.
30:31I think there's a spark with the bloke.
30:36Mm, wonderful.
30:39Vote, Mr. Blackstock.
30:41Oh, not now.
30:42Who is it?
30:43Uh, lady.
30:45See what I mean about alimony?
30:51Excuse them, wife.
30:56She turned up at the pub last night barmaiding.
30:59And she was doing a bit of earwigging when I was sorting Terry out.
31:03Not getting paranoid, are you?
31:06I've got a couple of little brahmas here too.
31:09London birds.
31:12I hope you're wrong about this.
31:16All right.
31:17I'll check it out.
31:24Oh, come on, Derek.
31:26Not that old kismet routine.
31:28Why not?
31:29It's not just for kids, you know.
31:31All kinds of people fall in love.
31:33Young, old, in between.
31:36Where are we in that lot?
31:37Younger in between, sir.
31:39Well, you've got to stretch a point.
31:42Well, listen, maybe kismet knows the things.
31:45I mean, if I hadn't dropped into the club for a drink.
31:48You're a right old romantic.
31:50Come along, ladies and gentlemen.
31:52Please, let's have your glasses.
31:54Come on, girls and boys.
31:55There's lovely.
31:56Sorry, after time.
31:58I want a word with you.
31:59Eh?
31:59Jethro sent me.
32:02Ah.
32:02Chambilong.
32:03In the back.
32:04Now.
32:15I'll call you later, okay?
32:18Sure you wouldn't like a ride on the ghost train?
32:20I'll look at the dolphins.
32:22I'll call you later.
32:24Thought you would have asked me up for coffee.
32:25We've had coffee.
32:27Oh.
32:36Excuse me, madam.
32:36There's a call for you.
32:38You can take it in here.
32:45Hi.
32:46Glad you could make it.
32:47Aren't you going to pipe through for it?
32:48I prefer to do this.
32:50Well, you two don't look as if you're feeling much pain.
32:52Oh, this is the life, auntie.
32:54You're not giving my niece ideas above her station?
32:57No.
32:57Oh.
32:58Mary.
32:59Let's go.
33:01Go where?
33:02Out to sea, of course.
33:03That's what it's for.
33:04Oh, right.
33:06Now, you take your auntie inside.
33:08And tell her about that offer you can't refuse while we get under way.
33:18Did you check their cards at the club?
33:20Yeah.
33:20And?
33:21Fakes, both of them.
33:22I must be going soft in the head.
33:39Oh, God.
33:39Oh, God.
33:40Cover the other side.
33:41Oh, my God.
34:17What's the matter? Feeling a bit Uncle Dick?
34:20No, no.
34:22What about you, Auntie?
34:24No. Fred, get out on deck. Get yourself some air.
34:28No, no, you don't want to do that. It's all in the mind. Mind over matter.
34:35Now, about this bit of business. I know she's over 21 and all that.
34:41But what do you think, Meg, about her going on the boards?
34:44She's a big girl. Suit herself.
34:46You'd have to give up your job. Well, given you notice, what do you do anyway?
34:52Computers.
34:52Oh, buffing. Computers. Everyone's got them now. VAT, the Inland Revenue.
34:59What do you do, Meg?
35:01Public relations.
35:01Oh, PR. That covers a multitude of sins. I knew a girl on the game. Used to call it PR.
35:12Still, if you look at it that way. Funny, though. I had you down for something else.
35:21What's going on?
35:23Oh, just dropping the sea anchor for a bit. Yeah, I had you down as something entirely different. The pair
35:29of you.
35:32Oh, I should take it if I was you. It's going to be cold where you're going.
35:38I had you down as Lily Law. Your excess baggage. You're going to have to walk back.
35:45Murray.
36:09You've got a compass, haven't you?
36:11Then wet your finger or whatever they do. Before long, you'll be able to steer by the stars.
36:16Nigel, you're not being very helpful. This thing has got a mind of its own.
36:20Can you see the coast?
36:22Yes.
36:23Then head for it and look for a gap. That'll be the harbour mouth. I hope.
36:28Oh, you're such a comfort, Nigel.
36:29All part of the service. And if you get lost and it gets dark, fire one of your fairy lights.
36:34Don't you mean a fairy light?
36:36That's what I said. Over and out.
36:39Aye, aye, sir.
36:43Fred! Get in here, quick!
36:46You wait till we get back on shore, young lady!
36:50You all wished you'd never been born!
36:52I know, I know. You'll hang me from the nearest yard, doll.
36:55Fred! Fred, you are being a very silly lady!
37:01You could have had a wonderful earner! It's still not too late!
37:08Oh! Fred! Get in here, quick!
37:13Running all the way!
37:17I cast him off.
37:19You what?
37:20It came off in my hands.
37:22Get on that radio, now!
37:27Fred! I'll have you!
37:30Ah!
37:38Wait!
37:39What's the matter with H32?
37:41She's in for an overhaul tomorrow, Sergeant.
37:42You don't know what you're talking about. She goes like a roller.
37:44My ledge. Over the limit, Sergeant.
37:46Well, she'll be that much more over the limit, Jones.
37:49Anything you see, Sergeant?
37:51Good.
37:52Good.
37:53You're catching on, Private.
37:56Do they know how Jethro got onto them?
37:58He seems to have seen through the song-and-dance hack.
38:01Ooh!
38:01Wait till I see those two. I'll give them bar tarts.
38:04Whoops!
38:06I've got to go. My bird's about to fly.
38:14Come on, lads! I'm dying for the pain!
38:17That's right.
38:17Up!
38:18Up!
38:20Up!
38:21Up!
38:21Up!
38:21Up!
38:21Up!
38:22Up!
38:24Up!
38:24Up!
38:24Up!
38:24Up!
38:26Well, go in it, Sergeant.
38:29The army doesn't have cut into your social life.
38:31Sal gone, is she?
38:33Yeah.
38:33You'll miss it, eh?
38:35He's got a group on there tonight.
38:37A load of long-hat gets, I expect.
38:38All right, Sergeant.
38:53What ever happened as steady as she goes?
38:55Can't you steer it in the wind or bring it about?
38:58Bring it about what?
38:59Oh, I don't know.
39:00But just stop it bobbing about like a cork.
39:19I'll pick you up a closing time, Corporal, okay?
39:20All right, I'll have one for you, Sarge.
39:23I just called to say I love you.
39:26On your way.
39:30Come on!
40:03Here we go!
40:06There we go!
40:20Sad, Banks.
40:22Oh, my God.
40:25What did you put?
40:40What did you put?
41:20See? Piece of cake.
41:22Yeah, a doddle.
41:24Here. We've got a bit of time in hand.
41:27Let's hit the hay. It's a stack of it, isn't it?
41:29Get off. Let's get this stuff moving.
41:31All right.
42:06Let's get this stuff moving.
42:37Let's get this stuff moving.
42:39Let's get this stuff moving.
42:45Let's get this stuff moving.
42:46Let's get this stuff moving.
42:46Terry!
42:48Terry!
42:53My God!
42:55Noah?
42:57He's that daft barmaid from the soldier's return.
42:59Yeah, not so daft as she made out.
43:02Bloody hell.
43:04What are we going to do?
43:06We stick to the plan.
43:07Jethro can take care of this one.
43:09I don't know, Sal.
43:12What's the matter with you?
43:13A minute ago, you were Jack the lad.
43:19Just a tidge to the left.
43:22A tidge?
43:25You're going too fast!
43:28Can I just slow it down a bit?
43:30Slow down!
43:32Shut up.
43:34It's like Piccadilly Circus in a flood.
43:41We made it.
43:44Now all we've got to do is stop it.
43:49We need a parking space.
44:06We need some space, too.
44:07We need some space, too.
44:07Hey, fellas.
44:07We'll be like, ha ha ha!
44:08That's so awesome.
44:08We've gotta do this.
44:08We'll be like, ha ha ha ha!
44:10We'll be like this!
44:10You can also do this.
44:11It's like, ha ha ha!
44:15Let's just do this.
44:19Bye, have you please!
44:42Well done, girls.
44:49As Fred Astaire said, we'll all be sick of the sea.
44:53No, it's Jean Kelly.
44:54Fred, don't be tiresome.
44:55And Frank Sinatra.
44:56Fred?
44:58Have you picked them up yet in the dinghy?
45:01Over there?
45:05They're certainly sick of the sea.
45:07They deserve to be.
45:11What news of Tess?
45:12She seems a bit under the weather.
45:17Mind you real.
45:35Thanks.
45:57You're so sorry.
45:57You're so sorry about that.
46:05How did you see me?
46:05How did you see me?
46:05How did you see me?
46:06How did you see me?
46:16everything seems to be in order
46:17we'll see about getting it stopped
46:19I don't think it's quite
46:21in order
46:21so the mad punter
46:31so what was it
46:34roulette
46:34blackjack
46:36flies crawling up a wall
46:38same difference
46:40I didn't think you put the pieces together Maggie
46:43this one would have got me out of trouble
46:45yes
46:46I did warn you he was heavy
46:50I know
46:51I meant that about
46:53finding a spark to blow on
46:57lousy timing
46:58right
47:22I don't know
47:25I don't know
47:38I don't know
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